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Nicholas Lyndhurst wins BAFTA for "12 Years a Dave"

more pony and trap later...

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virtuallywill 16.02.14 7:22pm
virtuallywill
Olympics latest: man with unpronounceable name wins unpronounceable event. 1
Al OPecia 16.02.14 5:30pm
Dumbnews
Relief as National Archive caretaker reveals he's "just burning some old papers" 0
sydalg 16.02.14 3:17pm
sydalg
Independant Scotland to adopt the Cowrie Shell. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 16.02.14 2:38pm
Al OPecia
'Lord Prescott is not my father,' claims Labour candidate

LABOUR Parliamentary candidate for Lichfield and Burntwood 2015 general election has been forced to deny that Lord John Prescott of Hull is his biological father., Chris Worsey said: ‘Ever since...

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medici2471 16.02.14 2:36pm
medici2471
The Wurzels release charity single in aid of Somerset farmers...

How Soon is Plough...

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davetwojackets 16.02.14 2:28pm
Al OPecia
Comedy writers desperate to avoid Pickles and Cnut references. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 16.02.14 1:25pm
Al OPecia
Wayne Rooney Applies for Job as GP

Misses the post, hits the bar...

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BewsNiscuit 16.02.14 11:30am
Squudge
Sky News in overdrive as two day drought begins 0
GingerClive 16.02.14 10:31am
GingerClive
Ellen Page comes out as sexy lesbian

Actress Ellen Page has today announced that she is a sexy lesbian. Speaking at the Time to Thrive human rights conference in Las Vegas, the star of the blockbuster hit [i]I Downloaded a Ghost[/i]...

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leviticusreeves 16.02.14 10:20am
Squudge
Syrian war victims declare solidarity with Wiltshire supermarket campaigners

Civilians who have recently been evacuated from the besieged Old City of Homs in Syria have been cheered by news that, while their 18-month ordeal was going on under the eyes of the world, their...

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Oxbridge 16.02.14 10:03am
Kevin the Swan
ITV hope to capture national mood by announcing new reality soap: Chertsey Shore 2
DorsetBoy 16.02.14 8:17am
Oxbridge
25 years on GPS is still being used to pinpoint location within a few metres 0
Bigglesworth 16.02.14 2:04am
Bigglesworth
Success claimed in Davina's sponsored 'Go Away'

Organisers are claiming that huge amounts of cash have been raised for charity as the public have turned out their pockets to make Davina McCall go away and not present any more bad TV programmes for...

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Electrelane 15.02.14 11:06pm
Electrelane
Cameron: 'Salmond and Sturgeon have had their chips!' 0
Squudge 15.02.14 8:28pm
Squudge
SNP leaders Salmond and Sturgeon deny referendum 'fishy business' 1
custard cream 15.02.14 8:27pm
Squudge
Britons still inexplicably keen to talk about the weather... 0
deskpilot3 15.02.14 5:48pm
deskpilot3
'Simply NHS' to be launched

Under the watchful eye of former Marks & Spencer boss, Sir Stuart Rose, the National Health Service is to offer a range of ‘everyday food products’ and ‘must-have kitchen ingredients’...

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Wrenfoe 15.02.14 5:45pm
Squudge
Incest scandal man starts own cereal company, Oedipus Breks 1
sydalg 15.02.14 5:38pm
Kevin the Swan
Mourinho brands Finney a serial failure over lack of titles. 0
Ref Minor 15.02.14 5:33pm
Ref Minor
Fury as media man dubs scandal-hit Green fingered revolt the GardenGate Spring

A furious row broke out in the media last night, over whether an event was a Spring or a Gate. The event, a scandal involving a popular uprising by some horny handed sons of toil, has polarised...

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ronseal 15.02.14 4:24pm
ronseal
Food Shortage In Flood-Hit Areas Due To Invasion By Hordes Of Hungry Journalists

And needless to say, the alcohol ran out weeks ago. [Hat tips to all the other posters who have already offered similar comments.]...

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Titus 15.02.14 3:58pm
Titus
News outlets unable to extend floods coverage due to saturation. 1
Al OPecia 15.02.14 12:50pm
godly1966
Isle of Wight man wins Olympic gold in "Slipping over on a frozen puddle" 0
Son of Barnabas 15.02.14 12:31pm
Son of Barnabas
Staines hospital reports many new babies born with webbed feet

http://th07.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2010/116/5/b/Phase_of_a_Mermaid_by_snakeskin123.jpg...

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Son of Barnabas 15.02.14 12:28pm
Son of Barnabas
Tom Finney finally stops dribbling... 0
Tripod 15.02.14 12:25pm
Tripod
Mitchell and Met chief agree to do 'paper, scissor, stone' to settle dispute 1
Underconstruction 15.02.14 12:22pm
Son of Barnabas
World’s oldest living human still alive

“How do you feel?” asked a top journalist, wading in wellies “Um” “we gotta stop you there as we have heard someone nearly tripped over something in Sittingbourne – Kay!” “Yes...

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farmer giles 15.02.14 12:18pm
Son of Barnabas
Ironman triathlete admits 24-hour TV presenting marathon was 'Really hard'

Frederik Van Lierde, the world champion at the Ironman triathlon, generally regarded as one of the most difficult endurance events on the planet has spoken of his exhaustion after completing a...

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antharrison 15.02.14 12:08pm
Son of Barnabas
Man disappointed he doesn't fancy Emma Watson more

A man today expressed his disappointment at the attractiveness of former Harry Potter actress Emma Watson. "Don't get me wrong; I was never physically attracted to her as Hermione Granger, though I...

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Adrian Bamforth 15.02.14 11:42am
beau-jolly