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Concerns over 'skill fade' at MOD Main Building 3
Pinhead 3 years

Defence chiefs are worried that during the current austerity measures and having to do 'more with less', they are slowing losing their well honed abilities to piss public money up the wall on...

Honey production in France collapses as bee keepers stung into inaction. 2
Griffin 3 years
Prince William's crew astonished at wedding invite 1
Ironduke 3 years

"Good crivens and lorks a'mighty, we never thought the likes of us would get asked up to Lunnon, all fancy clothes and sandwiches wi' no crusts mi'lady" said Flight Lieutenant Amos Nance., "Oi mean...

Lady Gaga's publicity agent insists No Gag order in place 0
Ironduke 3 years
Doughnut factory goes bankrupt. Administrators report big hole in accounts. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Batman musical flops after playwright fails to find rhyme for ‘KA-POW!’ 4
jp1885 3 years
'I'll be back in a tick' 7
Pinhead 3 years

Lyme's Disease taunts dog...

France reports a sudden increase in balaclava sales today. 0
Basil_B 3 years
David Cameron rejects Cable immigration criticism. 'Sod faxing them' he says. 0
Basil_B 3 years
George Galloway to sue Canada after they described him as a British Politician. 1
Ian Searle 3 years

The former Celebrity Big Brother inmate claims it has damaged his reputaion, and caused him great distress...

Nice Aliens Regret Speaking Out! 1
numerounachica 3 years

The recent discovery of alien life on Mithra 11 in the Calian galaxy has brought with it new dilemmas., You will remember that these gentle peace loving aliens made themselves known to us when they...

Actor wins sex claims gagging order after sex gagging 1
Ian Searle 3 years

The actor who can't be named, because he has a gag in on, doesn't want the public to know that he slept with the same woman as Wayne Rooney as it may damage his image...

Vale of Glamorgan banned in France 0
Pinhead 3 years

more soon, don't you know, yackidah...

New French law, unveiled 0
QorbeQ 3 years
شما حرامزاده خونین 0
Pinhead 3 years

said opponents to Cameron's new immigration policy...

Newsbiscuit flurry of activity set to subside 0
Pinhead 3 years

as lunch break comes to an end. In about 4 (or 34) minutes...

Catherine Zeta Jones-Douglas has rare Tripolar disorder 0
simonjmr 3 years
Newsagent shocked as someone asks about counter sweet jar charity 0
Basil_B 3 years

A newsagent from Blackpool was recovering from shock today after being asked a question about the charity he was collecting for in his make shift old sweet jar placed on the counter., 'The day was...

Bipolar claims over Michael Palin after he visits both Arctic and Antarctic 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Spurs to go through to final of champions league by default... 0
Screenie 3 years

after Real Madrid fails authenticity test...

God Banned for Causing Too Much Trouble! 0
numerounachica 3 years

A results of a recent survey among the population of the UK has given a boost to the B.A.R party., BAR, (Ban All Religions) which used to be considered very much a minority movement has gained...

NHS Scrapped – Total Shut Down of All Hospitals Saves Massive Amounts of Money! 11
numerounachica 3 years

In the light of the recent budget cuts, and the savings made by scrapping minor operations for wisdom teeth and the like, David Cameron is today expected to announce the devastating news that all the...

Giant buttocks found carved on the other side of Mount Rushmore 22
jp1885 3 years

The United States have woken up to what has been described as ‘the greatest indignity the free world has had to suffer’ after park rangers at Mount Rushmore National Memorial discovered four...

Poor people suffer from Manic Depression – Bipolar disorder too expensive! 0
numerounachica 3 years

Hollywood Consultant to the stars, Trey Carcinoma says, ‘Like M.E and other syndromes, famous actresses are suffering from this disorder more and more. Luckily, because they have teams of nannies,...

Faulty handbrake to blame after new MG rolls off production line 4
Gerontius 3 years

No more please...

Horror writer holed up in isolated backwoods finishes novel without incident 0
jp1885 3 years

A troubled writer of supernatural tales has confounded his fans by returning from his sojourn in an isolated New England backwater not only with a fresh and healthy outlook on life but also a fully...

BP abandons AGM after failing to cap leaking tea urn 3
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
SSE CEO seriously ill in hospital 0
Pinhead 3 years

Ian Marchant, CEO of Scottish and Southern Electric is still in intensive care with two cracked ribs and a collapsed lung following the interuption of his speach to senior board members yesterday. ...

Lansley apology in full:'I'm sorry you're too thick to have it explained to you' 6
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Chelsea’s ‘jewel in the crown’ actually worth a fraction of its £50m valuation 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years