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Cliches in crisis as flea phones in sick 7
ianslat 3 years

The global network of cliches has been plunged into chaos today following the news that a flea, previously considered to be the fittest of all creatures, phoned in sick today. 'It's true' admitted a...

Abbott-abad.... Do doo be-do-do 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Abbott-abad, Do do-do do, Abbott-abad, Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do! I thangyoo (Only really works when you think of Obama pronouncing it 'Uhbuttobard')...

Cashless Bates buys Leeds from sellers unknown to him - Prem rules now satisfied 0
SteveCut 3 years
Bin Laden's final message reveals support for NO to AV Campaign 0
simjel 3 years

Days before the 2004 US Presidential Election, an 18 minute video-message released by Osama Bin Laden, the terrorist leader, former FBI most wanted and Al Qaeda's Got Talent runner up, boosted George...

'Bin Laden played for our local cricket team' says Abbottabad captain 5
pinxit 3 years

As more details begin to emerge about the world's 'most wanted' terrorist leader's life while hiding in the affluent and pleasant town of Abbottabad, sixty miles north of Pakistan's capital...

Sub withdrawn due to some other bugger getting in first. 2
wallster 3 years

Must review subs before posting!...

Sarah Palin slams Obama for only killing Bin Laden once. 0
Deacon 3 years
Katie Price files first Inverse Super Injunction 4
acwanaut 3 years

Forbids the press not to detail every part of her private life...

Massive coconut sweet discovered in massive coca-cola nut's suite 2
Screenie 3 years

A Hat tip to 'Manifestations of Baboonery' so big that the tip actually touches the floor. And i'm only wearing a Fez...

Bin Laden Men Going On Strike...... 4
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.."We're definitely not going back to that chuffing recycle plant again!"...

PMS-afflicted Brits rally EU as Ivory Coast sanctions threaten Dairy Milk supply 0
acwanaut 3 years
Elephant in the Room was one of the celebs who took out Superinjunction 3
ronseal 3 years

Or maybe its better as Elephant in the Room silenced debate with superinjunction...

Redundant Navy SEALS now tasked with finding Loch Ness Monster, Nemo and Maddie 0
acwanaut 3 years
Marathon runner in a gorilla suit ‘was actually a gorilla’ 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years

An investigation by the organisers of the recent London Marathon has discovered that runner Alan Dixon, a 33 year-old project manager from Folkestone, was in fact Gerald, a 9 year old gorilla from...

Stars line up to play roles in biopic 'Bin and Gone: A martyr's tale' 1
acwanaut 3 years

Hollywood hopefull are lining up at auditions for the upcoming epic biopic on the life and times of Osama Bin Laden. Given the success of the various flicks on 9/11 attacks and global terrorism,...

Tomlinson PC to conduct Philharmonic orchestra, impresses with his baton skills. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Clegg delighted to hear Al Qaeda using AV to chose new leader 0
Pinhead 3 years
DPP ready to prosecute over Tomlinson death ‘if push comes to shove’ 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Middle England outrage at bin being taken out on bank holiday. 1
Iscariot 3 years
Commando to publish tell-all account, "How I rang Bin Laden's doorbell" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Homeopaths now claim drinking water from the Red Sea will cure terrorism. 10
bonjonelson 3 years
Muslim supporters in London E13 given permission to rename it Westhamabad 3
spike 3 years
Suspicions that Bin Laden can still influence radicalists from beyond the grave 0
Basil_B 3 years

as video equipment found in Davie Jones Locker...

Lockerbie bomber opens Tripoli Jazzercise studio. 0
rikkor 3 years
Teacher satisfied as schoolboy brings enough chewing gum for everyone 1
Nick McCarr 3 years
Man who killed Policeman to face disciplinary action 9
antharrison 3 years
Aljazeera still waiting for video of new series of ‘Al Qaeda – The Apprentice' 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Michael Moore to take over the last film project of murdered Saudi film maker 1
4ty2 3 years

According to unconfirmed Wikileaks the popular movie star and film maker was working on his last epic movie when his life was cut short. BinBin as his friends called him had started on a project to...

After several wobbles and a sudden drop in March Japanese housing remains static 0
Screenie 3 years

New housing is expected to rise later in the year...

Jordan pipped by Nissan in race to give rides to New Yorkers 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years