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BBC to offer fake apology to Primark 0
simonjmr 3 years
Methuselah speaks out against raising the age of retirement to 970 years. 1
Ian Searle 3 years

Warns it could open the flood gates...

View from the Mound - a hot lesbian's take on today's world news (6/16 edition) 7
SugarTits69 3 years

Now that the controversy of whether I'm a man pretending to be a hot lesbian in order to engage with other hot lesbians has been [url=http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26495]well and truly...

Parents claim children should be taught to handle their drink in school 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
Pioneering Shoulder Chip removal operation a success 0
button 3 years

A 42 year old from Norwich, known only as “R” has had the chip removed from his shoulder in what doctors say is a medical first. The patient, a 5’ 2’’ male, has suffered from the chip...

Saturday evening TV scheduled by Dignitas 1
John Wiltshire 3 years

It has been revealed that Saturday evening television programmes are being scheduled by Dignitas. This explains the mind-numbing, nausea-inducing, eye-stabbingly awful rubbish being shown on all...

Spode's Top 100 Top 100 Causes Media Storm 8
Simon Spode 3 years

Simon Spode, public intellectual and partial graduate of the University of Warwick, has caused a storm in the media world with the publication of his Top 100 Top 100 list. The definitive Top 100...

Cameron raises age of retirement for public sector - all except Vince Cable 0
Ian Searle 3 years
'Ageing star shredded by black hole' headline inspires new Cowell reality show 0
pere floza 3 years
Wimbledon called off: "Crowds are just too embarrassing" 0
FraserWords 3 years

Wimbledon has been sensationally cancelled. Organisers said “the spectacle of thousands of tight-arsed Daily Mail readers self-consciously and very politely cheering on a surly Scotsman has become...

New Windows 7 help docs to be compiled entirely from online forum postings 2
Dumbnews 3 years
England facing 'summer of content' 2
FraserWords 3 years

Quite cross campaigners today predicted England is facing a “summer of content”., As calls for strike action mount, the leader of the Campaign for Olde Englande criticised trade unions and...

Petrol prices to rise. Next pope to be Catholic. Bears to defecate in woods... 1
John Wiltshire 3 years
Osborne's "Plan B" revealed: Prince Harry to marry different girl every week... 1
JohnA 3 years
Government confident of pensions victory by asking who favours 69? 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
New owner of ‘Castaway Island’ now picking his 8 pieces of music, book & luxury 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
McLeish appointed to lead Aston Villa into the Championship 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Jihadists revolt over ‘Fly Al Qaeda’ airline plans 2
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

Al Qaeda operatives across the world are considering strike action over whether their new leader’s vision of building the ‘Fly Al Qaeda’ brand is compatible with the movement’s core mission...

Sword in the Stone sequel disappoints 3
pere floza 3 years
Prince Harry unveils new Chopper 2
Dick Everyman 3 years

It’s all systems go for Prince Harry as the wraps come off his new chopper. In a news briefing at St James’ Palace earlier today the delighted Prince said “The old one was getting a bit...

al-Zawahiri declared new leader of Al-Qaeda after winning Angry Birds tournament 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Lady In Waiting, the celeb gossip magazine, to teach history Piers Morgan style 0
ronseal 3 years

Lady in Waiting, the new lifestyle magazine from Zeitgeist Publishing, will bring all the hottest gossip from the court of King Henry VIII to a new teenage audience. It's part of a multimedia...

Weiner regrets misunderstanding questions about his stimulus package 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Facebook's $100B IPO to fund hiring of first real customer support person 1
Dumbnews 3 years
JohnA invited to "fuck off and mind his own business" 13
JohnA 3 years

Confused by clear instructions that the Writers Forum was about writing humorous and satirical articles based on contemporary news, JohnA was surprised to be told to "fuck off and mind his own...

News that FA Cup to be sponsored by Budweiser "leaves nasty taste in mouth" 2
Al OPecia 3 years
London taxi drivers celebrate as tube strikes are confirmed 0
JohnA 3 years

"it's like having Christmas five times each summer with Santa Claus in the form of a trade union"...

Borg assimilates Murray and Nadal then targets 1st and 11th Grand Slam 1
simonjmr 3 years

Today the Borg Collective have announced that they are targetting this years Wimbledon Tennis Finals. The collective conciousness has decided that to achieve this objective they will assimilate...

Subliminal London Underground message to blame for downturn of retailer GAP 0
button 3 years
Sex, Lies, & the Greatest Renewable Resource 17
Johnny Jeremy Harrelson 3 years

By Johnny Jeremy Harrelson Dear Reader,, You maybe growing tired of reading headline after headline detailing the sexual exploits of Congressmen, Governors, Actors, or your local High School...