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Lampard to pen screenplay for Legless in Gazza. 0
Drylaw 15.02.13 3:42pm
Drylaw
Man buys pet skunk - You know it makes scents 0
Smart Alex 15.02.13 3:22pm
Smart Alex
Twitter to Bring Authors to Book

Lovers of literature have been shocked by the latest changes to Twitter, after the microblogging website announced a tightening of its 140-character maximum rule for postings. Now all mentions of...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 15.02.13 2:31pm
Iggy Pop-Barker
Papua New Guinea in uproar after traces of lamb found in Shepherds Pie 0
LittleSpender 15.02.13 2:23pm
LittleSpender
79% of life on Earth destroyed by DA14 impact

The (sole remaining) scientist at the Asteroid Tracking Centre apologised for the mis-calculation, and explained there had been a lot of problems with the computer since they had outsourced to Capita...

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lane-avenger 15.02.13 2:12pm
lane-avenger
Backbench Tories who voted no to gay marriage now against bi-elections 0
Perks 15.02.13 1:45pm
Perks
Better chance of being hit by a meteorite than winning Russian lottery

remember-it could be Yuri...

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Lucy4 15.02.13 12:57pm
Lucy4
Subscribe to the Asteroid Preference Service - Avoid Unsolicited Impacts

- and will probably be about as effective as the TPS...

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Titus 15.02.13 12:12pm
lane-avenger
Apocolypse Lite: "Small Meteorite Strike in Russia, Not Many Dead" 0
Titus 15.02.13 12:10pm
Titus
SA police confirm Pistorius failed Voight-Kampff test

Inspector Rick Deckard confirmed that renowned paraolympian Pistorius had failed the emotion reaction Voight-Kampff test. Pistorius attorney Roy Batty confirmed that they will be using the fabled...

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simonjmr 15.02.13 12:10pm
AReader
Death of 'Fisherman's Friend' hard to swallow 2
custard cream 15.02.13 12:03pm
AReader
Worlds worst publisher struggles on : reading public 'appalled'

Eastley Books, a by-word in the publishing industry for ill-judged, poorly timed and just plain wrong publishing ventures, has reported a significant annual trading loss for the fourth year on the...

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FlashArry 15.02.13 12:01pm
AReader
Lettuce leaf found in lettuce

“Sadly, I fear it’s only the tip of the iceberg” sighed special investigator Ted Berk of the LLP (Lettuce Leaf Police) as he tucked into his kangaroo anus sandwich...

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Reg Herring 15.02.13 11:59am
beau-jolly
Oscar Petrius to replace Jimmy Savile as the face of Tesco's new beef Lasagne 1
ronseal 15.02.13 11:41am
lane-avenger
Coronation Street garage to be closed "on grounds of public safety". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 15.02.13 11:37am
Al OPecia
Beware of Sports Stars Whose Names Begin With An "O" 1
Titus 15.02.13 11:20am
lane-avenger
North Korea nuclear test, "It's Seoul destroying", claims South Korea 9
topfotogmw 15.02.13 10:56am
lane-avenger
Carnival Cruises renames ship “Carnival Calamity”

Carnival Cruise lines, owner of Carnival and Costa brands has revealed they are to rename their entire fleet of ships to reflect the true experience in a huge rebranding exercise. The company has had...

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rogerg 15.02.13 10:54am
lane-avenger
Send her Pistorius!

In a remarkable intervention, Her Maj QE2 of GB has requested, under her rarely used powers as supreme head of the commonwealth and the little nations conquered by England, that Oscar Pistorius, the...

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lane-avenger 15.02.13 10:52am
Tripod
Warren Buffet buys Hovis and Danepak to make bacon sandwich... 0
Tripod 15.02.13 10:33am
Tripod
Russian fireball found to be 29% horse - it's meaty alright!

(gets coat)...

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Smart Alex 15.02.13 9:54am
Tripod
DNA tests show that Richard III 30% Horse

Proving conclusively that the remains were royal. Assume this is old hat. So here is an alternative based on a true*ahem*biscuit:, http://www.denovojournal.com/#!special-issue/crrc DNA analysis...

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gaijintendo 15.02.13 9:33am
gaijintendo
Asteroid 2012 DA14 under threat from small white triangle 0
charlies_hat 15.02.13 9:08am
charlies_hat
Police find arsenal of guns and large collection of blades at Pistorius house 0
simonjmr 15.02.13 9:07am
simonjmr
Horse Meat Found In Tory Policies....

Cameron horsey set to blame...

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Jesse Bigg 15.02.13 8:59am
Jesse Bigg
Near miss celestial object found to be 78% horse meteor! 0
topfotogmw 15.02.13 8:17am
topfotogmw
SA Police: 'Shot heard, Pistorious found 400 metres away from murder scene'. 5
topfotogmw 15.02.13 6:44am
Yikes
Miliband hopes to be salvaged by 10p tax after being stranded without power

Ed Miliband launched an emergency tax initiative today to try to tow his beleaguered party to safety after having been left drifting without power for nearly three years. The party, which had been...

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topfotogmw 15.02.13 6:39am
topfotogmw
NRA calls for ban on artificial legs 0
Yikes 15.02.13 6:24am
Yikes
Police probe papal "retirement" as traces of pope found in beef

One cardinal who was detained overnight admitted that the Pontiff's disappearance might look suspicious to some, coming at a time when you could get away with serving up Lord Lucan in a Quarter...

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sydalg 15.02.13 1:46am
sydalg