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"Kew Gardens should be given responsibility for nurseries" - Ofsted 0
Not Amused 03.04.14 9:40pm
Not Amused
Cameron “shitting himself” over Semi Final bout with Farage

David Cameron is reported to be “shitting himself” at the prospect of taking on UKIP leader Nigel Farage in political single combat as part of the BBC’s ‘Take Him Down’ series. In this...

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deceangli 03.04.14 9:27pm
throngsman
Pilot badger cull blamed for increase in badger-related aviation disasters 0
The Last Detail 03.04.14 8:42pm
The Last Detail
Impossibly cool-looking Syrian refugee creates fashion frenzy

"Refugee Chic" is due to hit the cat-walks this Autumn after news cameras zoomed in on the guy they are all calling "one-in-a-million", Several Hollywood stars have already started the "refugee...

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vulture1 03.04.14 8:41pm
vulture1
Millionth Syrian refugee disappointed not to win trolley dash 0
jp1885 03.04.14 7:21pm
jp1885
England Supporters To Generously Try Out Knotted Hanky Head Gear….

…In readiness for the World Cup...

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Jesse Bigg 03.04.14 7:02pm
Jesse Bigg
Whoops already been done! 0
custard cream 03.04.14 6:15pm
custard cream
Little Jack Horner issues apology

Having been caught with his thumb in the Christmas Pie, Master Jack had been referred to the Nursery Rhyme Standards committee some 75 years ago. Apparently he had been searching for threepenny bits....

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vulture1 03.04.14 6:12pm
vulture1
Country at its happiest when Steve Wright is on holiday study shows

A study carried out by the University of Bristol has established a direct link between the level of happiness of the nation and the holiday patterns of Radio 2 DJ Steve Wright. In a surprising...

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bookiesfriend 03.04.14 5:47pm
bookiesfriend
Complications for West after Mrs Putin gets half of Crimea in divorce settlement 0
Duncan Biscuit 03.04.14 5:21pm
Duncan Biscuit
Advances in 3D Printing welcomed by tech enthusiasts

Marks and Spencer prepare for increased demand in head-sized bras...

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camz 03.04.14 5:03pm
camz
Smokers Demand Bright, Colourful, Branded Packs

"It isn't about the addictiveness of the nicotine or the buzz of inhaling carcogenic tars" said smoker Enoch Hack "it's the lovely pretty packaging of cigarettes which turns me on. I can put up with...

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Titus 03.04.14 4:59pm
camz
Government defends decision to sell Vince Cable. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 03.04.14 4:51pm
throngsman
God demands recognition for evolution

"Many of my followers are too selective in their admiration of me," God said in an uncharacteristic outburst yesterday. "I'm very proud of evolution but they spend most of their time denying it."...

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colophon 03.04.14 4:35pm
Titus
Clearasil agree to sponsor footballers accused of spot fixing

no spots left soon ....

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Not Amused 03.04.14 4:33pm
Not Amused
Nigel 'Float Like A Butterfly, Sting Like A Bee' Farage Wins Intellectual Debate 0
Titus 03.04.14 4:29pm
Titus
UK Referendum Demanded On Independence From Sahara 'To Clear The Air'. 1
Titus 03.04.14 4:17pm
throngsman
MoD commission 'massive increase' in Lego stocks

The Ministry of Defence has confirmed that it has placed a large order for Lego bricks with the Danish manufacturer. 'We've been evaluating these devices as anti-personnel weapons for some time,'...

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throngsman 03.04.14 4:15pm
throngsman
Footballers arrested over 'spot the ball' fixing

'We think some of these characters may have had inside information,' said Detective Inspector Brookes of the Metropolitan Police Fraud Squad. 'Three weeks in a row a bloody footballer won the...

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throngsman 03.04.14 4:13pm
throngsman
Miss Piggy objects to being called a Labour politician

Going for a Ticker, but if anyone who knows more about the Muppets wants to expand this into a full article, please feel free - and quickly while it's topical...

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Sinnick 03.04.14 3:55pm
camz
Seven a day just right, says Scots Health Minister, 'if you're talking whiskies'

The Scottish Health Minister has broadly welcomed the medical profession's recent announcement to increase the daily intake of fruit and veg from five to seven a day. 'We've always accepted that the...

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throngsman 03.04.14 3:50pm
throngsman
Putin parades Duplo through the streets of Moscow

In a display reminiscent of the Soviet Union in the middle of the Cold War, president Putin has led a parade of plastic weaponry through the centre of Moscow. It is thought to be linked to the...

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throngsman 03.04.14 3:42pm
throngsman
Scratchcards to be sold in plain packaging

The government said today that from next month scratchcards are to be sold in plain white covers. 'There's no doubt that they are very addictive,' said one minister, feverishly scratching away at a...

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throngsman 03.04.14 3:34pm
throngsman
It's surprising that Ketamine cures depression. Said no-one. Ever. 0
RobArmstrong 03.04.14 2:46pm
RobArmstrong
Cigarette packs to feature images of Jimmy Savile to deter smokers 0
custard cream 03.04.14 2:37pm
custard cream
Headmaster Declares Fatwa Against Critics Of His Muslim School 1
Titus 03.04.14 2:35pm
custard cream
US troops now required to kill more US troops than the Taliban

While the Pentagon has heralded their newly themed ‘zero-fatalities-in-Afghanistan’ month, Servicemen in Texas have had to resort to murder-suicide to maintain an acceptable ratio of causalities...

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Wrenfoe 03.04.14 1:57pm
Wrenfoe
Russia signs up to 'Lego for Landmines' treaty

The global campaign to remove stockpiles of anti-personnel landmines is celebrating a significant milestone today, with Russian premier Vladimir Putin putting his signature to the 'Lego for...

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NewBiscuit 03.04.14 1:07pm
throngsman
Genuine 'England' World Cup Replica Knotted Handkerchiefs Only £85 Each

Hat tip to Jesse Big...

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Titus 03.04.14 12:56pm
Titus
All application packs for Royal Mail shares lost in post 0
Adrian Bamforth 03.04.14 12:48pm
Adrian Bamforth