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F1 rebels against clocks going back - hour head start "only way to pass Vettel" 0
butagirl 3 years
Saville's last words: Bye then, bye then, ahahahahahahahahah. 0
martin2381 3 years
Hamilton unable to pee with Button next to him. Jealous of power. More Soon 0
martin2381 3 years
Npower blames energy price hikes on increased Ofgem fines 0
greg various 3 years
McDonalds to take over UK Adoption Agency. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall in uproar...

Savile Death a Giant Hoax: Home Secretary 0
Drylaw 3 years

Home Secretary Theresa May spoke out last night on a special Public Information Broadcast which cut into all UK TV channels. "Good evening. I have to tell you that our nation has been the victim of...

Confused technophobe spends half an hour phoning lost slippers 6
Clarky 3 years

A 49-year-old Wantage woman, who has had the same Motorola Razr flip-phone since 2004, spent 27 minutes recently, trying to locate her missing bedroom slippers by phoning them. ‘I rang a number...

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vertical 3 years
X factor loses direction as contestants need help getting from A to B 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Men now 'only good for one thing' claims institute of evolution 9
Screenie 3 years

At just after eight yesterday afternoon Miss Annabel Walker, with only the support and guidance of her mother over the telephone, expertly pulled off the classic pint glass and envelope technique to...

Proposed new Viagra research program put in the too-hard basket 0
DorsetBoy 3 years
Jaded stripper says it's all "tit for tat" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Rick Santorum Caught Shoplifting, Blames Gays, Google 1
Textbook 3 years
Surfer on broken website discovers missing link 4
Screenie 3 years
Harry DNA results refute Nicholas Witchell royal paternity claims 1
medici2471 3 years
Harry Redknapp suggests Neil Warnock despised enough to become next England boss 1
CJWorkman 3 years

"Wouldn't be an upset."...

Kate and Wills: we probably won't bother having kids 14
grumblechops 3 years

Monarchists took a sharp intake of breath when Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge suggested she and William "aren't really the parenty type, to be honest". The DILF continued "There's so much of the...

Hosni Mubarak to attend Halloween party dressed as himself 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Jimmy Savile 'no loner', claims loner 0
medici2471 3 years
No-one bothers to protest at BNP conference 0
medici2471 3 years
Tabak's ex's sorrow for victim's family, claims "I'm chocked" 0
medici2471 3 years
Marr presses Cameron for an answer, "How are we getting home?" 0
medici2471 3 years
Monumental Mason refuses to carve "How's About That Then" on Savile Gravestone 0
Drylaw 3 years
Tories announce Christmas tax 0
kga6 3 years

With the economy still lying on the brink, David Cameron has today announced a Christmas tax, to be enforced from the first of November. The additional 20% tax covers any item that is considered...

Christians pray for fair fight at Cathedral 1
nickb 3 years

“Ring of Prayer” to be used to stage “All Anglican” punch up. In one corner of the ring, Christians who support protestors’ right to occupy St Pauls. In the other corner, Christians who...

Consignment of large wooden crosses arrives at St Paul's 0
kga6 3 years
Australian Court orders kangaroos to "stop hopping about". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Elderly demand luxury canned goods for Harvest Festival 1
nickb 3 years

“We don’t want your out of date butter beans and pilchards, and we’ve got no idea what a butternut squash is,” said Maisie Jenkinson (76), the spokesperson for Mellow Fruitfulness, the older...

Prezza blames 'clowned' credit card for casino spending, 0
witless 3 years

all I ordered was some chips!...

British Merchant Ships to be allowed to carry clowns. 6
Al OPecia 3 years

The Prime Minister, David Cameron, has announced that due to the high risk of feelings of doom during long sea journeys in seas around the Horn of Africa, British registered ships will now be allowed...