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| Cameron apologizes for Bloody Sunday. Clegg apologizes for Migraine Monday. | 0 |  |
dominic_mcg | 3 years |
| Outcry as Voldemort invited to tea party at Buckingham Palace | 0 | |
shitsu_tonka | 3 years |
| "Too sexy" Amy Pond to be replaced by Bella Emberg, says BBC insider. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 3 years |
| Recession means only 52% of L'Oreal customers are now 'worth it' in real terms | 1 | |
dicky37 | 3 years |
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The repercussions of the recent economic downturn are wider than first thought, with a measurable decline in the self-esteem of a generation of women... |
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| Sir Jimmy Saville denies spending the £200million on bling. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 3 years |
| Vuvuzela coming to Question Time. | 0 | |
Dun Dunkin | 3 years |
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'They'll give it a bit of vuvu-voom that will take it to the next level'... |
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| Robbie Earle sacked over World Cup tickets | 0 | |
Dun Dunkin | 3 years |
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Another victim of the vuvuzela hypnosis?... |
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| BNP invited to Garden Party Dilemma. | 0 | |
Dun Dunkin | 3 years |
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Monarchy that is 50% migrant not 'British' enough... |
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| The Inquiry Executive Summary | 0 | |
Dun Dunkin | 3 years |
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'Lets face it the UK is an army of occupation and these things are consistent with that idiom'. More BS later... |
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| Cows backside unharmed following attack with banjo by England strikers | 2 | |
edward hack | 3 years |
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Moo soooon... |
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| Cameron apologies for Bloody Sunday. | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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Especially as his afternoon garden party was rained off causing him to cancel several friends and some local members of the hunt, ' bloody sunday was a complete wash out and I lost the deposit for... |
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| Pope tumbles undercover sting after officer forgets to wax himself 'everywhere' | 1 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
| Green blames fumble on being temporarily possessed by the ghost of Ray Charles | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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Well it's a more credible excuse than blaming the ball... |
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| Italy's first half captitulation brought back memories of WWII Africa 1942. | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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Speaking of his teams first half efforts a misty eyed Italian Manager Marcel Lippi said ' The way we rolled over and let Paraquay take the lead was not unlike the performance given by our Army at El... |
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| Bill Gates' wife reveals why husband's company called 'Microsoft'. | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
| Therapist blames Green for not catching his train home after session. | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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'It was supposed to me influencing him, not the other way round' said the enraged Italian sport psychotherapist... |
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| Britain to have a longer year to lower its debt | 0 | |
Iamthestig | 3 years |
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With debts rising and the interest payments alone looking at potentially crippling the British economies recovery, a drastic solution has been suggested by the Chancellor. Britain is to go ahead and... |
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| Tennis fans welcome vuvuzelas at Wimbledon | 23 | |
Mary Evans | 3 years |
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News that vuvuzelas and other musical instruments are to be permitted at this year’s Wimbledon has been greeted enthusiastically by tennis fans as they prepare for the tournament next week.... |
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| Tougher Rules Needed On Flesh Eating Bacteria Petting Zoos | 4 | |
Svendo | 3 years |
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The EU is urging stricter regulation on childrens petting zoos specializing in flesh eating viruses and bacteria after a string of infections. Sally Macdonald contracted a rare strain of necrotizing... |
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| ITV get 545 complaints about horrible whining noise during World cup games... | 0 | |
Iamthestig | 3 years |
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But say in their defence that Adrian Chiles has only been with them a month, so give him time. It's hoped the Christine Bleakley noise suppressant device will be in place soon... |
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| Study concludes Brainwashed Children are less likely to have dirty thoughts | 0 | |
Iamthestig | 3 years |
| Coroner's report concludes that Autoerotica addict drank himself to death. | 0 | |
wallster | 3 years |
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., ., ., [repost from a couple of years ago]... |
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| BBC solves vuvuzela dilemma | 0 | |
riesler | 3 years |
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Joe Pasquale to take over as commentator so vuvuzelas can be electronically removed... |
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| 'New interpretation' shows Nostradamus predicted Dizzee Rascal/James Corden hit | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
| Robert Green returns to UK following 'authentic sounding' family emergency call | 1 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
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More soon. (Thanks to Basil_B)... |
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| Skye B&B receives unexpected £12 billion take-over offer | 1 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Latest fitness news on England is that Robert Green is unfortunatley fit. | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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Fit enough to play and fuck up again like Saturday... |
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| Urban legend website 'actually exists' claim internet explorers | 2 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
| Ray Bann to rename sunglasses as "Letching Specs" for men | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
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Ray Bann to sponsor "Tit Tuesday" as part of the launch campaign... |
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| If you're driving close enough to read this sign, you think I'm a prat. | 1 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 3 years |
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