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Australian police searching for 30 year old dingo murder suspect

Australian police searching for 30 year old dingo murder suspect...

Mark Gregory 13.06.12 7:47am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Cash-free ATM machines unveiled

The Royal Bank of Scotland is set to unveil a range of ATM cash machines that will enable UK customers to give the impression they still have money in their bank accounts., The new technology,...

Nerys Hughes 13.06.12 7:03am
Nerys Hughes
Danny Boyle to Bailout Po & Co. as eurocrisis spreads to tellytubbyland.

Posted in the chat area by mistake...

liquidusblue 13.06.12 5:36am
As hosepipe ban is lifted, Brits ready to water lawns as soon as rain stops 2
Perks 13.06.12 5:38am
Engineer wins Genius award for inventing a double sided usb connector 0
Dumbnews 13.06.12 2:15am
Cameramen resorting to dirty tricks to secure "Fannycam" duties at Euro final

ITV has admitted its cameramen may have been using "underhand practices" against colleagues during live broadcasts in an attempt to win themselves the right to operate the coveted "Fannycam" at this...

grumblechops 12.06.12 10:52pm
More Poetry Please!

O, Danny Boyle, the sheep, the sheep are grazing, To open Games, a Beatle at their side., The Budget's blown, but it will be 'amazing',, The NHS and cricket will collide., Glas'bury Tor! A giant...

Blowsabella 13.06.12 9:02am
"Full Archers cast" promised for Olympic opening ceremony. 0
nickb 12.06.12 9:27pm
Russia and Poland fans clash over who is allowed to wear red 0
nickb 12.06.12 9:20pm
Czechs bounce Greeks 0
Yikes 12.06.12 9:10pm
Men who wear dresses for a living surprisingly not in favour of gay marriage 0
TheNewsWalrus 12.06.12 8:28pm
Greek football team seeks bailout from Germany in Euro2012. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 12.06.12 8:23pm
MOD announces plan to axe 4000 heroes 3
Haywood Manley 12.06.12 7:10pm
Haywood Manley
'140 years of bigotry will be transfered to New Glasgow Rangers' Says spokesman. 0
JETFAB 12.06.12 6:30pm
Olympic Authority to claim carbon credits. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 12.06.12 5:30pm
Al OPecia
Olympic opening ceremony cancelled as farmer demands performers get off his land 0
Haywood Manley 12.06.12 5:17pm
Haywood Manley
Waitrose robbery – affordable food left at the store!

Police are investigating a “reverse” robbery at a Waitrose supermarket in Cardiff after five men reportedly broke into the store and left affordable items on the shelves…, One witness, Fifi...

hardev 12.06.12 4:46pm
Apple to charge employees for the privilege of working for them 1
Dumbnews 12.06.12 4:21pm
Spanish economy turns corner, caídas de las escaleras. 0
andhrimnir 12.06.12 3:53pm
Bus Drivers to be set new ‘Minimum Standards of Miserableness’

It has been revealed the Government’s new Public Transport White Paper will set out strict guidelines for bus drivers in order to drive down standards of service and comfort on Britain’s local...

TheNewsWalrus 12.06.12 4:19pm
Narnia requests bailout

The World economic crisis has reached new heights with the fictional country of Narnia requesting a loan from the ECB. The chairman of the Narnian Central Bank explained, "The problem is we don't...

apepper 13.06.12 4:54pm
Smart Alex
Well thought out prayer ends gay marriage debate. 3
andhrimnir 12.06.12 8:46pm
Opening Ceremony to showcase "rural splendour" of London's East End

Danny Boyle, the artistic director of the Olympic Opening Ceremony today revealed how the spectacle would create “a picture of ourselves as a nation”, despite fears that the wider viewing public...

grumblechops 12.06.12 8:42pm
Objection is Over ruled but Judge rules for Freedom in US remake of Leveson show

Critics say that in the US remake of classic British drama, the Leveson Inquiry, the writers have taken some liberties with history. But the ratings for [i]Leveson DA[/i] tell their own story. And...

ronseal 12.06.12 2:10pm
Fresh setback for Clegg

Sources close to Nick Clegg say that his special advisor has warned him against relying on a trail of crisps as a navigation aid. David Cameron usually buys him a packet before leaving him in the...

the bumpy 12.06.12 1:06pm
the bumpy
MoD complains that UK school-leavers 'lack basic human shield skills' 0
cinquecento 12.06.12 11:57am
Apple reveals iPad 4 will feature an air freshener

Apple has once again stolen a march on its competitors, by announcing that iPad 4 will feature a built-in air freshener. Ideally suited for use in the smallest room in the house, the breakthrough was...

Nunnion Splendacular 12.06.12 2:33pm
Grabriel "Delighted" As Prog Rock To Be Decriminalised

Lovers of the concept album and 20-minute epic rock song are said to be ecstatic today, as new legislation that will see controversial music genre Progressive Rock decriminalised is to be rushed...

Duff 13.06.12 4:07pm
Ukranian officials thought English music banned 0
button 12.06.12 11:16am
Hayward Gallery claims “Invisible” art exhibition drew massive crowd

Despite widespread scepticism, it seems the Hayward Gallery’s “Invisible” exhibition - so named as all of the works by the fifty artists are invisible – will be a resounding success as a...

Yikes 12.06.12 10:31am