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Arsenal unveils the new Corporate Package KIt to fanfare from Piers Morgan

The radical redesign of Arsenal's new kit for its VIP fans has been hailed as a triumph, a tour de force and a capturing of the zeitgeist, by the media and celebrity (M&C) community. Designed by...

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ronseal 08.07.13 6:04pm
ronseal
BBC apologise to 'munter' Bartoli over remarks. 0
MADJEZ 08.07.13 3:36pm
MADJEZ
So can you think of anyone who deserves a knighthood more than Andy Murray?

Answers on a postcard to...

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irreverendJ 08.07.13 3:11pm
irreverendJ
Flag opportunistically waved by Salmond at Wimbledon 'definitely Scottish'

More soon, ye ken...

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Oxbridge 08.07.13 2:46pm
Oxbridge
Pensioners demand grants for de-insulating their homes.

"It's like a bloody oven in here."...

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A.A.Arkwright 08.07.13 1:55pm
A.A.Arkwright
Section of ‘A’ road to be given listed status.

A section of the A158, near Lincoln, is to be awarded Grade I listed status due to it’s ‘near perfect’ state of preservation., A spokeswoman for Lincolnshire Highways Agency, Vanessa McAdam,...

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FOAD 08.07.13 1:47pm
A.A.Arkwright
Tim Henman's parents 'finally go home' after 17-year Wimbledon ordeal

The parents of nearly-man Tim Henman have spoken of their 'joy and relief' today after they were finally able to head home after admitting to living on Centre Court for seventeen years and two...

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Jesus H 08.07.13 1:04pm
Jesus H
Asiana Airlines deny letting 'work experience kid' land plane. 0
MADJEZ 08.07.13 12:53pm
MADJEZ
Donald Trump buys the naming rights to ‘litigation’

In a surprise ruling the Supreme Court has ordered that all future civil actions will be referred to as a “Trump”. It is predicted that by 2015 46% of all court cases in the U.S. will involve...

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Wrenfoe 08.07.13 12:52pm
Wrenfoe
Sally Burqcow tweets her support of Muslim Sisterhood 0
A.A.Arkwright 08.07.13 12:43pm
A.A.Arkwright
Gove reforms stretch pupils to the limit 0
victimms 08.07.13 12:27pm
victimms
'Huge release of pressure' as Murray spends 1st night in weeks with girlfriend.

More soooooooooooooon. http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02159/murrayap_2159695b.jpg...

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MADJEZ 08.07.13 11:54am
MADJEZ
Halley's comet disappointed to miss once-in-77-year spectacle 2
Squudge 08.07.13 10:26am
Midfield Diamond
Russian dolls “just so full of themselves” claim critics. 8
godly1966 08.07.13 10:14am
Idiot
Functional vending machine discovered

SCRANTON, PA — After a startling discovery, thousands flocked to Scranton, Pennsylvania to witness a vending machine that actually accepted American dollar bills and completely delivered the...

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hunterjones 08.07.13 10:11am
Lindy Moone
Murray inspires new generation to play tennis.... for two weeks a year. 1
MADJEZ 08.07.13 10:03am
Wrenfoe
America's smokers mourn last man to make smoking cool.

America's smoking community is tonight trying to come to terms with the death of William "Billy" Dark, widely believed to be the last man in the USA, and perhaps beyond, capable of making smoking...

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sredni vashta 08.07.13 9:55am
Lindy Moone
Wales to be flattened with massive injections of botox 0
sydalg 08.07.13 9:29am
sydalg
Proctologist charges £100 per anum 0
sydalg 08.07.13 9:28am
sydalg
Anti-capitalist millitant group rain Mento bombs on Coca-Cola factory 0
gaijintendo 08.07.13 9:12am
gaijintendo
Abu Qatada fury at missing Wimbledon final

More to follow...

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apepper 08.07.13 9:10am
raudus
Five hour semi leads to disappointing climax for Djokavic 2
victimms 08.07.13 9:06am
raudus
Murray's girlfriend renews contract for another year 3
pere floza 08.07.13 9:05am
raudus
Murray to endorse Chinese Lanterns

In what will no doubt be the first of many big sponsorship deals, agents for the Wimbledon champion were pleased to announce a six figure promotions contract with the much maligned Chinese Lantern...

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Wrenfoe 08.07.13 7:53am
Wrenfoe
Scotland declares day of mourning as Murray wins Wimbledon.

The Scottish Government today declared a day of national mourning as a result of Andy Murray winning the Wimbledon Tennis Championship. In a joint statement released by the Parliamentary Press...

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FOAD 08.07.13 7:51am
Oxbridge
UK media ignores 7/7 anniversary as it's not a big story in the US 0
ronseal 08.07.13 7:00am
ronseal
Man who 'never expected to win' award makes eloquent, time slot perfect speech 0
ronseal 08.07.13 6:50am
ronseal
5 year olds to be taught fractions to understand their chances of getting a job 0
Ian Searle 08.07.13 5:51am
Ian Searle
Murray finally rids himself of 'Scottishness'

In a remarkable transformation in front of millions of television viewers this afternoon Andy Murray finally divested himself of all traces of 'Scottishness' and became a true English hero. It was a...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 08.07.13 5:20am
Wrenfoe
Quinn the Eskimo finally gets here and is disappointed by the muted welcome 6
Ian Searle 08.07.13 5:12am
Wrenfoe