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Dyslexic emergency services claim they went to Carvery by mistake 0
irreverendJ 29.03.13 10:41pm
irreverendJ
News Biscuit offers advisory on how to spell 'Rolf Harris.'

Nobody knows why...

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Paddy Berzinski 29.03.13 10:04pm
Paddy Berzinski
Biscuiteer accidentally plagiarizes someones work and removes story. 0
godly1966 29.03.13 9:31pm
godly1966
Turin shroud analysis concludes Jesus had zero fashion sense 3
sydalg 29.03.13 9:12pm
Yikes
DPRK:Army ordered to act out 'Homefront' level after Kim Jong-un's Xbox packs up 3
Nowherefast 29.03.13 8:23pm
Nowherefast
Pope "considers his position" after grave of Jesus found in car park

The Pope has admitted that the discovery of the grave of Jesus under a car park in Jerusalem has made his position "somewhat difficult". "I can't say it was a complete surprise.", admitted the newly...

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apepper 29.03.13 8:05pm
Nowherefast
North Koreans warned: once fuse is lit, do not attempt to return to your missile 3
Squudge 29.03.13 8:03pm
Nowherefast
Mystery of Rolf Harris's heavy breathing explained at last 0
topfotogmw 29.03.13 7:36pm
topfotogmw
UN orders immediate milk bottle embargo on North Korea 0
AdrianJ 29.03.13 7:16pm
AdrianJ
The Rolling Stones to receive 'bog standard' fee for Glastonbury set 0
victimms 29.03.13 7:09pm
victimms
UKIP announce new party sponsor - Slumberland 0
custard cream 29.03.13 6:59pm
custard cream
Eurozone Crisis deepens as Cyprus stop time

Cyprus will not be contributing an hour to the European Horological Fund this year, and will instead be stopping time completely on the 31st March, the country's president says. As fellow EU member...

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AdrianJ 29.03.13 6:58pm
AdrianJ
Dozens of 82-year-old celebrities trapped in 'refute or keep schtum' quandary 0
AdrianJ 29.03.13 6:28pm
AdrianJ
Lack of creepy archive photo prevents BBC naming Rolf Harris as Yewtree suspect

(Allegedly)....

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Nowherefast 29.03.13 6:26pm
Nowherefast
South East England Launches Web Too

and it's called.? obvious arnsr on a postcard to yourself to save this thread courting too many (any!)_ undeserved boosts up the shit heap - it's not that funny! Achully, come to think of it, it's...

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BewsNiscuit 29.03.13 6:14pm
BewsNiscuit
Cotswolds, East Yorks and North Lincs Roll-Out Wold Wide Web

"We've come a long way since the invention of the wheel; we're living in a digital wold now" remarked John Wheelwright, spokesman and wold wide webmaster...

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BewsNiscuit 29.03.13 6:09pm
BewsNiscuit
National Lip Service Day abandoned due to lack of action 0
custard cream 29.03.13 5:47pm
custard cream
Glastonbury tickets to Include Free Dial-a-ride passes

And thats just for the Stones!...

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victimms 29.03.13 5:12pm
victimms
Police employ Aussie expert to decipher the lyrics of 'Tie Me Kangaroo Down'

more soon What can: 'Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl', 'Let me abos go loose, Lew', mean?...

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custard cream 29.03.13 5:03pm
custard cream
Man, 82 protests, 'It was only two little boys.' 0
custard cream 29.03.13 4:50pm
custard cream
Man, 82 arrested as part of RSPCA investigation. 0
reforse 29.03.13 4:31pm
reforse
Berezovsky : injuries consistent say TVP

A postmortem carried out on Russian tycoon Boris Berezovsky confirmed injuries to the deceased’s body were consistent with somebody who had fallen out with Vladimir Putin say Thames Valley Police.,...

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Gerontius 29.03.13 4:30pm
Dick Everyman
Pie finally confined to sky. RIP. 0
deskpilot3 29.03.13 4:20pm
deskpilot3
Panic hits UK as sky turns a weird blue colour with bright shiny thing in it

There was panic this morning as people over several areas of the UK woke to find that the sky had changed to a strange blue colour. There have also been a large number of reported sightings of a...

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Smart Alex 29.03.13 4:08pm
Not Amused
"I was a human Stylophone", claims abuse victim 0
sydalg 29.03.13 4:07pm
sydalg
Pope announces ban on homeopathic marriages.

Pope Francis has surprised the world by making the focus of his first infallible declaration marriage between people only mildly interested in each other, according to a Vatican Spokesman. "This...

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Al OPecia 29.03.13 3:50pm
Griffo
Pope Resignation ‘Inspired by Millibands’

“I saw the Two Millibands and had a divine revelation - they’d obviously elected the wrong one“, ex-Pope Benedict told Vatican insiders today. “When I look at Pope Francis he positively...

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deceangli 29.03.13 3:49pm
Griffo
'First Louise Mensch, now David Miliband. How will we cope?' bemoans unhappy UK 0
custard cream 29.03.13 3:32pm
custard cream
Mylene Class denies Hearsay reformed especially for the San Marino game 0
Not Amused 29.03.13 3:31pm
Not Amused
Newsbiscuit servers braced for influx of trite Rolph Harris jokes 0
Nowherefast 29.03.13 3:17pm
Nowherefast