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Two For One Ticket Offer for 2013 Superbowl Show .

Beyonce, Get One Free...

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rob box 17.10.12 9:31am
rob box
Serbian football fans in 'Missing Link' breakthrough

Scientists at the Max Planck Institute for Molecular Genetics in Berlin have accidently stumbled across a possible link between Serbian football fans and the evolutionary trudge from ape to human. ...

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Dick Everyman 17.10.12 9:29am
Dick Everyman
Roy Hodgson despairs at the dense Wayne 3
charlies_hat 17.10.12 8:56am
Yikes
Polish plumbers recalled 1
Sinnick 17.10.12 8:34am
Dick Everyman
Michael Fish resigns from Polish FA 1
philthefunk 17.10.12 8:28am
Squudge
Planet with four suns rumoured to be location for Pride and Prejudice sequel 0
Screenie 17.10.12 8:13am
Screenie
RBS returns to situation where it can pay bosses massive bonuses again 0
Smart Alex 17.10.12 8:13am
Smart Alex
Clumsy Anglicans to support the coordination of women

As the first step ?...

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DorsetBoy 17.10.12 2:52am
DorsetBoy
John Terry's idea to keep a low profile at under 21s not going to plan 0
Perks 16.10.12 10:53pm
Perks
Re-arranged England vs Poland game to go ahead despite expected shower of shit 1
Vertically Challenged Giant 16.10.12 10:19pm
charlies_hat
New Hirst sculpture depicts bronze disappearing up own arse

Damien Hirst's latest controversial artwork was today unveiled in the Devon town of Ilfracombe. The striking 65ft (20m) high bronze artwork of a man's head firmly wedged between the cleft of his own...

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landofdopeandtories 16.10.12 9:28pm
landofdopeandtories
Jimmy Savile's mother was not a real duchess claims Daily Mail

Daily Mail reporters have accused Jimmy Saville and his beloved mother, known affectionately by him as 'The Duchess' of lacking real royal credentials and being 'Made-up members of the aristorcacy.'...

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antharrison 16.10.12 9:27pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
JUDAS ISCARIOT CALLS FOR DISCIPLES REUNION

Judas Iscariot, a backing vocalist with the thirties touring band Jesus and the Disciples, has called on other members of the group to join him in a reunion tour. In an interview with Flavius...

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Areopagus 16.10.12 9:13pm
Areopagus
Enterprising Ilfracombe Turkish takeaway spots priceless marketing opportunity

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/hirstkebab.jpg...

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pinxit 16.10.12 8:56pm
pinxit
Chegwin "Shitting himself" 1
antharrison 16.10.12 8:27pm
deskpilot3
Ilfracombe council victim of Amazon one-click ordering

more soon....

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Squudge 16.10.12 8:22pm
Squudge
Insomniac diagnosed with sheep apnea.

"Every time I try to count them they wake me up again!"...

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Maverick 16.10.12 8:16pm
Squudge
Schoolgirl evades bedroom ban after claiming 'hurt feelings'

9 year old schoolgirl, Dani May, narrowly escaped extradition to her bedroom today after claiming that she was upset at being told off. Having watched six solid hours of Tracy Beaker on iPlayer,...

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Mandy Lifeboat 16.10.12 8:15pm
Squudge
Karadzic denies Tom Conti link 3
medici2471 16.10.12 8:07pm
custard cream
Tourettes sufferer rejected for diplomatic posting.

"Those f#king b%stards are discriminating against me" he said...

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Maverick 16.10.12 7:38pm
Maverick
Historical re-enactment of Cuban Missile Crisis almost triggers World War 3

The prospect of a Third World War came a step closer this week when an attempt by an Isle of Wight historical society to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the Cuban Missile Crisis escalated out of...

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Ludicity 16.10.12 7:33pm
Yikes
Hacker extradition halted due to major computer failure in US. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 16.10.12 6:46pm
dominic_mcg
Jimmy Savile to be next Bond villain, Oldfinger... 6
Tripod 16.10.12 3:27pm
Tripod
Suffolk’s new slogan unveiled: ‘Quite close if you live nearby’... 0
Tripod 16.10.12 3:25pm
Tripod
Damien Hirst renames £50m bronze of DJ with naked angels 0
16.10.12 3:09pm
Plans to promote Brighton as the "bi-curious city" 0
simonjmr 16.10.12 1:32pm
simonjmr
Who would have believed there were nuts in May 0
simonjmr 16.10.12 1:28pm
simonjmr
Following Theresa May's decision, Benedict Cumberbatch fears US rendition 3
medici2471 16.10.12 1:23pm
Qoxiivi
IKEA to sponsor Fulham's defenders, will now be known as the flat pack four 0
simonjmr 16.10.12 12:52pm
simonjmr
US seek reclassification of Gary McKinnon to badger, and relocation to Hereford 0
simonjmr 16.10.12 12:48pm
simonjmr