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|Card clubs "Still riddled with institutionalised Pelmanism"||4||
Results of a year-long undercover investigation...
|Cash-strapped Surgical Bra manufacturer goes tits up||0||
|No CBeebies for Post Op Pat||9||
Richard Deverell, controller of Children’s Entertainment at the BBC has confirmed the network is to axe one of its most enduring children’s programmes which will usher in the end of one of the...
|Chattering classes in Henley-on-Thames outraged||0||
"Spoof news website makes us look totally stupid" alleges Humphrey Featherstonhaugh. http://newsthump.com/2011/09/16/independent-readers-asked-if-they-would-prefer-littlejohn-instead/...
|European banks break off talks after Star Wars Release Shocker||0||
In an expected move, several major European banks have suspended discussions on the future of the Euro to consider the addition of the word "Noooooo" to the Blue Ray release of Star Wars. Josef...
|McGuinness to offer Gaddafi job swap||0||
In an honest acknowledgement of his dubious past, Sinn Fein President and new Irish Premier elect Martin McGuiness suggested a ground breaking new political move today that if successful would...
|New board announced for Campanology society, we're ringing in the changes||0||
|HP To Launch New Tablet PC "The Facepalm"||0||
|Clegg to highlight 'achievements'. LibDem Conference cut from 4 days to 1||0||
|Samsung exits tablet market - "a bitter pill to swallow"||0||
|Ian Paisley "in the frame" for next Pope. More soon.||0||
||Al OPecia||3 years|
|Vandals chop down trees in Regent's Park. Police stumped.||0||
Arborcide squad assigned to case...
|Stan Collymore and Chris Brown to go head to head on 'Celebrity Red or Black'||0||
more to follow...
|Dark matter theory wrong, so say Dark minds||0||
|Origami club folds.||5||
|NHS 'just a big placebo' admits Minster for Health||12||
In an extraordinary and unprecedented speech to the house of commons today the Minster for health, Andrew Lansley, has admitted that since the start of his administration the NHS has been run as a...
|Vatican in Talks to Produce "The Pope Factor" in Order to Name the Next Pope.||0||
More To Come!...
|McGuinness 'to go for president'. Grenade expected to be weapon of choice.||2||
|McGuiness expects 'cross' border discussions with himself if elected in ROI.||0||
|New Bear Grylls cookbook a huge hit with busy middle classes||11||
Inaugural cookbook by popular public schoolboy survivalist, Bear Grylls, has shot to the top of the best sellers list. The book, containing classic Grylls recipe favourites like ‘Freshly Squeezed...
|Pizza chain goes into liquidation, economists fear Dominoes effect||5||
|Struggling petfood manufacturer calls in the retrievers||2||
|Man pisses disinfectant toilet block 360 degrees in single urination||29||
||Des Custard||3 years|
Eric Sanders, 37, of Carshalton, was said to be cock-a-hoop yesterday after successfully propelling a disinfectant toilet block a full circuit round a urinal drainage hole in the course of a single...
|Exodus of Poles prompts scaffolding firm collapse.||4||
|Objections to Polanski's Zurich Festival award "fucking minor"||0||
|For faster delivery, FedEX planes to fly with their doors open||0||
|Springboks furious about giraffes' high tackle||0||
|Traffic Police investigating theft of their cars wheels "working tyrelessly".||1||
||seymour totti||3 years|
|Crocodile dundee to do random gender checks at Australian airports||2||
|Autoglass to start repairing chips on shoulders.||1||
||Ian Searle||3 years|
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