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Whip withdrawn from three MPs for showing integrity and leadership 0
camz 05.04.14 6:54pm
camz
Maria Miller now wants second go at that apology

"Fuck me, if it saves me forty grand then yeah", she was heard saying...

0
Makkers1 05.04.14 6:51pm
Makkers1
Somerset flooding caused by cars dumped in rivers.

Truebiscuit?...

0
deskpilot3 05.04.14 6:22pm
deskpilot3
Mike Tindall tosses Grand National jockey over Becher's

Furious Mike Tindall grabbed losing jockey, Paul Carberry, by the reins today and tossed him head first over Aintree's notorious Becher's Brook. Tindall, a powerful ex-England rugby star and an...

0
Lenny Bee 05.04.14 6:15pm
Lenny Bee
New Poll Tax Of £145.50 Proposed, For Not Watching TV 0
Titus 05.04.14 6:03pm
Titus
Asda claim £50 cabbage 'fair'

A spokesman for ASDA defended the price of cabbages reaching £50 each today, claiming that 'cabbages are full of iron, vitamins and are healthy foods. This isn't promoting the image we have for our...

2
throngsman 05.04.14 5:36pm
Titus
Help the horses. Eat them. Help the badgers. Gas them. Save the Children worried 2
Not Amused 05.04.14 5:01pm
Wrenfoe
Historians confirm Bush's paintings just as good as Hitler's

. (bin dun?)...

3
Squudge 05.04.14 4:59pm
Wrenfoe
UK foreign aid spend ‘would quadruple’ if Scots vote for independence 1
farmer giles 05.04.14 4:58pm
Wrenfoe
Princess Anne denies her 'cull-by-gas' support has ancestral links 12
medici2471 05.04.14 3:18pm
Titus
Afghans Prepare to take part in historic bloodbath 0
Bigglesworth 05.04.14 3:14pm
Bigglesworth
Court Rejects 'Emotional Abuse' Charge Against Parents Of 'Stroppy Little Shit' 0
Titus 05.04.14 12:59pm
Titus
Nine-month-old boy accused of murder after rattle found on stairs. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 05.04.14 12:58pm
dominic_mcg
Catholic priest and 2 nuns kidnapped by terrorist joke writing cell. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 05.04.14 12:45pm
dominic_mcg
Maria Miller appointed head of Co-Operative Bank

'She doesn't take drugs or use rent boys - what's not to like?' said the Chairman, Mr Grate-Opportunity...

2
John Wiltshire 05.04.14 11:23am
Jesse Bigg
'Gassing is so much nicer' has some historical evidence against it, Anne told 2
Not Amused 05.04.14 11:02am
Jesse Bigg
Royal households switch from electric to gas

It has emerged that all Royal households have switched their entire energy supply from electricity to gas. Both the Sandringham and Balmoral estates went over to gas last year. And so far there have...

0
Lenny Bee 05.04.14 10:01am
Lenny Bee
All new Fracking operations to take place over badger setts.

It's a win-win situation says minster...

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vulture1 05.04.14 8:36am
vulture1
Elephant in a room ignores people

More coming soon...

0
vulture1 05.04.14 8:32am
vulture1
DEFRA To Encourage Badgers To Start Smoking 0
Titus 05.04.14 8:01am
Titus
Possible Confusion Over Grand National Winner….

…Due to 3-D televising...

0
Jesse Bigg 05.04.14 7:34am
Jesse Bigg
Crossrail unearth bones of passengers waiting for the 8.59 to Totnes. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 05.04.14 6:57am
Sinnick
The Great Tory God Smiles Benevolently On Somerset, Once Again…….

…..Hey! Dave!, What About The Rest Of Us In The Poverty Trap?...

0
Jesse Bigg 05.04.14 6:33am
Jesse Bigg
Royal Mail to immortalise Vince Cable in special issue hate-stamps

In a conciliatory move, Royal Mail is poised to send special issue stamps, depicting a disembodied Cable, to all taxpayers. Initially the stamps will be valid for first class postage, but, by the...

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Mork 05.04.14 6:24am
Mork
Findus hope to complete brand rehabilitation with Grand National sponsorship. 0
MADJEZ 05.04.14 12:29am
MADJEZ
Nick Clegg to resort to ‘mum jokes’ in all future live debates

Crestfallen Nick Clegg has been advised by his publicists to adopt a more ‘ruthless approach’ in all future live debates, by resorting to ‘mum jokes’ when backed into a corner by his opponent...

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Jesus H 04.04.14 11:57pm
Adrian Bamforth
Princess Anne heads for Liverpool for a tasty post Grand Nation snack 0
medici2471 04.04.14 10:05pm
medici2471
Fully clothed female singer shocks audience 0
Dumbnews 04.04.14 9:53pm
Dumbnews
Man buys 3D printer, prints off a new one, then returns original for a refund 0
Smart Alex 04.04.14 9:45pm
Smart Alex
Tate Gallery displays faulty washing machine as genuine Erroneous Bosch 0
Smart Alex 04.04.14 9:34pm
Smart Alex