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Police force to fast track hard nosed detectives who don't play by the rules 9
Shandy 3 years

The head of the UK police force announced drastic plans to fast track a special breed of unorthodox, heavy drinking, rule breaking detectives who have an uncanny knack of bringing scum bags to...

‘Youngest’ expedition to South Pole abandoned after 3rd day without Twitter 14
3 years

Plucky 20 year-old Belinda Baron had to abandon her attempt to be recognised as the youngest person to reach the South Pole on skis, after becoming cut off from all social networks for nearly 72...

Couscous Rally in Cairo Causes Crowds to Swell Dangerously 1
Immunis 3 years
Ampersand awarded "most efficient" logogram accolade. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Couple describe their fairy-tale romance as 'Grimm' 1
Smart Alex 3 years
Man who lost his rag and his marbles tries metaphysical lost property office 0
Smart Alex 3 years

or would do if he hadn't lost his bottle!...

Domestic Violence defendant acquitted by High Court Judge: "She was used to it" 1
dvo4fun 3 years

No more soon...

Domestos violence kills 99.9% of household 0
medici2471 3 years
Blah blah [insert] High Court Judge blah blah [insert] 'used to it' 0
dvo4fun 3 years

no more soon[honest]...

Children in Need to become 18 rated drama 2
Immunis 3 years

The BBC have started filming a 6 part mini series version of the popular family drama ‘Children in Need’ with a view to international sales. ‘We’ve been doing Children in Need as one off...

Men who wear low slung jeans to be rounded up and shot 8
Shandy 3 years

Young men who wear their trousers fashionably low slung will be rounded up and shot in a new government crackdown on awfulness. "It's rare that people show such clear indications of being giant...

High Court Judge's ruling "It's OK to assault Police as they're used to it" 2
dvo4fun 3 years

more soon. no doubt...

Help for Heroes defends donations to Save the Cheerleader. 0
reforse 3 years

More to follow...

Joey Barton latest to be accused in hacking scandal 0
kga6 3 years
"Cancer can give you cancer" claims Daily Mail 2
bonjonelson 3 years
New Egyptian riots dismissed as "derivative and repetitious". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Pizza Hut announces immediate closure of all 56 Scots restaurants 0
Jammydodgers 3 years


Sleep gives you cancer according to Daily Mail 2
Shandy 3 years

The Daily Mail has senstaionally revealed new evidence which proves that sleep gives you cancer, after finding that 100% of cancer sufferers sleep on a regular basis. The DM takes causes of cancer...

All EU Countries now blaming distint other EU countries for financial crisis 1
gaijintendo 3 years

INFOTABLIC [code]Country - Countries Blamed, United Kingdom Italy, Spain, United Kingdom Italy, Spain, Austria Belgium, Portugal, Belgium Portugal, Germany, Bulgaria Hungary, Ireland,...

David Cameron quits as PM to become builder... 0
victimms 3 years

All the 'right tools' are in the cabinet!...

Tabloid press print Leveson evidence in full: "Yes, I'm a sex fiend!" says Grant 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Optician invents the i-Glasses 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Physicist with runny nose discovers infinite matter 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Lybia promises Gadaffi Junior humane killing err... treatment 4
dvo4fun 3 years

more shooting soon...

Speed of light particles found to be Berlusconi's mojo escaping 0
ianslat 3 years

Scientists at CERN have today told the world's media that the sub-atomic particles discovered last week moving faster than the speed of light were in fact trace elements of former Italian Prime...

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vertical 3 years
Greece is the word, and the word is: SELL! 2
mick_mack 3 years

The new Greek government headed by Prime Minister Lucas Papademos has created a sensation with its announcement today of a radical proposal to solve Greece's economic problems. In a move sure to...

Mayor to tackle extra-marital traffic with "Wife Hire" 1
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

The Mayor of London has pledged to halve traffic created by "peak time-of-life extra-marital nooky" , following a successful pilot of his "Wife Hire" scheme in Westminster.  'The average London man...

Scientists discover paisley-propensity gene 1
Flexicon 3 years

In an important breakthrough, scientists have discovered a gene that causes a fondness for paisley. This gene, which was discovered on chromosome 11, nestled between addictive personality and...

Very mild winter predicted as UK tramps revert back to standard alcoholic drinks 1
simonjmr 3 years

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