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Clifford Trial: Judge defends sentence as one year per centimetre 0
Ref Minor 02.05.14 7:56pm
Ref Minor
Clifford gets 2 years for assault, plus 6 more for 'rubbish interpretive dance' 0
Squudge 02.05.14 7:48pm
Squudge
BBC announces Operation Yewcock to investigate offensive behaviour by Clarkson.

The Director General has moved swiftly to avoid another Jimmy Saville-like scandal and released details of a joint enquiry with police into historic cases of offence caused by presenters. It follows...

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MADJEZ 02.05.14 6:54pm
MADJEZ
Baddiel to write book for children: NSPCC protest

no humour expected soon...

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Robert Koch 02.05.14 6:41pm
Robert Koch
UK in talks with Pfizer over the nation’s chemical reserves.

In a dramatic development for UK science, Mr Willetts has announced that the government is currently in talks with the American pharmaceutical giant Pfizer over their interest in the Nation’s...

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Robert Koch 02.05.14 6:30pm
Robert Koch
Max showered with affection 0
sydalg 02.05.14 5:27pm
sydalg
Paxman resignation in doubt as Michael Howard "threatened to overrule him"

Jeremy Paxman may be staying with Newsnight after all after rumours that Michael Howard may have threatened to overrule him. Most of next week has been set aside by the BBC in trying to discover if...

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apepper 02.05.14 5:17pm
Al OPecia
Max Clifford ordered soap on a rope before trial

he'll need it...

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camz 02.05.14 5:13pm
camz
He's serious, not jokey

His voice is rather croakey, And now he's off to pokey, That's Adams, Gerry...

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Al OPecia 02.05.14 5:09pm
Al OPecia
Muslim ladies arm themselves as metathesic imam calls for Battle of all Mothers

..infidels later more...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 02.05.14 4:52pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Guardian film critic calls for Mel Brookes to be sacked. 0
FOAD 02.05.14 4:37pm
FOAD
Dyslexic NB member asked to stop parking buses in Writers' Room 0
sydalg 02.05.14 4:29pm
sydalg
David Mellor wallows in Sanchafreude 0
sydalg 02.05.14 4:25pm
sydalg
Max Clifford to take 8 years to update his autobiography

By popular request and judge’s order, the ironically infamous PR guru is to spend a ‘little longer than expected’ fleshing out the chapters of his even more ironically titled ‘Max Clifford:...

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Wrenfoe 02.05.14 3:26pm
RobArmstrong
Top Gear in involved in race row 0
Bigglesworth 02.05.14 3:19pm
Bigglesworth
Clifford to swap celeb gossip for snout inside chokey. 0
Drylaw 02.05.14 3:17pm
Drylaw
Martin McGuiness 'a proper politician now'

In a dramatic volte-face, Martin McGuinness has today fully established his credentials as a genuine politician by focussing his attention on criticising the PSNI rather than worrying about the...

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RobArmstrong 02.05.14 3:12pm
RobArmstrong
BBC to Televise Public Hanging Drawing and Quatering of Presenter

Press the red button to order the DVD with extra commentary and bonus features of putting head on spike outside BBC TV Centre...

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Dun Dunkin 02.05.14 3:07pm
A.A.Arkwright
Below the radar nastiness competition won by man 'Only Having a Laugh'

The annual Below the Radar Nastiness Competition, contested by experts at sneaking unpleasantries into conversation, has been dramatically snatched back from the reigning champion. I'm Not Being...

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ronseal 02.05.14 3:05pm
Conrod
Max Clifford new face of 'Just For Men'. Take two bottles into the shower? 0
Underconstruction 02.05.14 2:59pm
Underconstruction
"Dark side of the Force" to be renamed "Dark side of the Police Service" 1
jamsieoconnor 02.05.14 2:42pm
A.A.Arkwright
Shock as Cameron chooses XTC as his favourite band 0
custard cream 02.05.14 12:45pm
custard cream
Clarkson offers to marry 45 kidnapped Nigerian girls as a conciliatory gesture 1
pere floza 02.05.14 12:44pm
MADJEZ
"Rooney not a world cup worry. No England player is" confirm Uruguay and Italy

More world cup jokes over the next 8 weeks presumably...

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Not Amused 02.05.14 12:19pm
Not Amused
BBC apologies for faking racist top gear comments 0
Bigglesworth 02.05.14 11:58am
Bigglesworth
French Freedom Fighter's last words were a PS de Resistance 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 02.05.14 11:53am
blacklesbianandproudofit
Clarkson regrets not doing 'Ip-dip dog shit'

Many more soon...

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MADJEZ 02.05.14 11:35am
MADJEZ
Max Clifford to represent Bob the Butcher and Jimmy the Weasel...

As he adjusts to the privations of prison life, Max Clifford has vowed to keep on working, by representing some of the more notorious characters on C-wing. “I’d like to get Jimmy on the cover of...

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Tripod 02.05.14 11:20am
Tripod
John Cleese & Terry Jones beg forgiveness over using N-word.

[url=http://youtu.be/MT-JIJTSpF0]Mrs N*****baters exploded[/url]...

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MADJEZ 02.05.14 11:14am
MADJEZ
Gerry Adams arrested by Darth Vader. More soon. 7
Al OPecia 02.05.14 10:59am
camz