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NHS under fire after the BFI reveals two expensive Doctors were never used 0
kimllfixit 3 years

The NHS has come under scrutiny yet again as investigative reporters at the British Film Industry (BFI) revealed old footage of two Doctors being paid for single shifts of just half an hour without...

Man who decided not to board Titanic described as 'isolated' by Ed Miliband 11
GreenCross 3 years
Professor Higgs Announces that God May Exist 0
Deimos 3 years

At a packed press conference earlier today, Professor Higgs has announced that there are signs that God may exist. It appears that after exhaustive investigation at great expense and despite years...

Canada pulls out of Kyoto, pulls up trousers, and goes home. 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Higgs boson delayed by Swiss Immigration Agency staff in tunnel under border 0
dvo4fun 3 years

more later...

Higgs boson seen next Tuesday 4
medici2471 3 years
Footballers' Wives choir cheered to Christmas Number One 7
Oxbridge 3 years

It has been described as the ultimate feel-good story, an anthem sung by a choir made up entirely of the wives of Britain's heroic footballers. Many are tipping them to be the Christmas Number One...

God particle ‘looks just like old white guy with beard' 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

There go my Sundays from now on...

Geldolf hopes song about Tuesdays will double his music revenues 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Young Apprentice to be renamed "Uppity Little Cunts You'd Like to Slap" 2
ronseal 3 years
"Cameron Flounce" Dance Craze Hits UK... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Main steps - don't take your partners by the hand...

Irish X Factor winners announced. Well done 'Little Micks' 3
Perks 3 years
Geldof admits "Mondays not so bad after all". More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 3 years
Nick Clegg sings lonely lament in protest against isolationism 2
fernandomando 3 years

Following a bitterly disappointing disengagement by David Cameron from a central role at the EU negotiation table, Nick Clegg has staged a one man protest against the UK’s isolation in Europe....

Police replace 'Stop and Search' with 'Tap and Tickle' 5
Perks 3 years

Following successful trials by Northumbria Police, the rest of the UK’s police forces have agreed to replace their ‘Stop and Search’ policy with the forward thinking ‘Tap and Tickle’. The...

Restless White-Van-Man found to have "settled in Transit". 8
dvo4fun 3 years

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Large Hadron Collider Finds Car Keys 9
Quaz 3 years

It cost some $6.3 billion to build, but the Large Hadron Collider may have finally found the car keys. It was some time in the early 1990s when physicist Brian Cox , then a student and pop musician,...

Nick Clegg to start a one man "occupy Brussels" protest. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
David Cameron to release cover version of "I am a Rock, I am an Island". 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Giddy aunt was actually suffering from benign paroxysmal positional vertigo 4
malgor 3 years

Dr Leo Mortimer was left with nothing but a sense of guilt after performing a post-mortem on his own Aunt Ethel’s corpse. ‘She had a long history of feeling faint, falling to her knees and...

Crowds line Bucharest streets to honour repatriated Wooton Bassett flag salesmen 2
reforse 3 years
Xmas disappointment as 'Nick Clegg principles' sold out 3
Perks 3 years
Fanatical muso finally realises X Factor wasn't aimed at him 8
3 years

A fanatical music fan had a moment of clarity this week, when he realised that 'The X Factor' wasn't specifically made for his entertainment. Jeremy 'The Rage' Osthwaite is considered to be 'the...

Clegg's taxi finally arrives at House of Commons after 18 months 3
MT Bucket 3 years

Why is he always looking at the door when Cameron is speaking at the despatch box? It's almost like he doesn't want to be there...

Climate change sceptic Nigel Lawson claims Nigella not as hot as she was 3
medici2471 3 years

hat tip to username...

'Little Mix' has 'One Direction'. More soon. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
BBC admits parts of Doctor Who filmed in Cardiff, not in a TARDIS. More soon. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Cameron fails to negotiate way of paper bag: SAS called in to attempt rescue. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Clegg: "I'll scweam and scweam and scweam until I'm sick" 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Lib Dems break world record for lowest recorded temperature in Cabinet meeting 0
MT Bucket 3 years