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RBS Chief has contract clause that allows bonus to be paid in Children's Teeth 5
SimonJJames 3 years

Royal Bank of Scotland (RBS) boss Stephen Hester is to receive a bonus of almost one million children's teeth. RBS announced on Thursday that Mr Hester is to get 963,000 children's teeth, the money...

NASA 100m champion fails drug test after traces of A Steroid found in sample 2
charlies_hat 3 years

would this be better as "Asteroid" ?...

New Duchy Originals fungi range praised as "Pretty f***ing trippy, man!" 0
Al McHogan 3 years
Jokes about whether Murray is British or Scottish are 'definitely British' 4
Oxbridge 3 years

More as soon as he loses...

Dramatic RBS share price increase expected following payment of share bonus 0
medici2471 3 years
Murray in Australian Open drugs shocker 0
Marko 3 years

Andy Murray, the Scottish tennis player, has failed a drugs test after being beaten in the semi final of the Australian Open today. It is believed however that he will not face a ban, as the...

'Andy has a disappointing semi', claims Murry's girlfriend 10
Immunis 3 years
Doctors tell distressed woman who found lump 'he's your husband' 5
dicky37 3 years

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Andy Murray fails in bid to win Australian Open 1
medici2471 3 years
French presidential candidate promise payout to single mums with only 4 children 1
Ostsee 3 years
Fatties to be taxed more 0
Marko 3 years

In what will be seen as most as another 'stealth tax', Andrew Lansley, Secretary of state for Health, is to introduce a tax levy on overweight and obese people., Speaking yesterday, Mr Lansley said...

Snack Giant Sponsors Olympic "Isles of Golden Wonder" Opening Ceremony 0
Spanswick.Milton 3 years
Outrage at RBS boss SHeister's bonus 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Miliband criticised for criticising Cameron about Chocolate Orange promises 1
kimllfixit 3 years

Ed Miliband this morning took a bashing from government and news officials, as his main swipe at David Cameron was solely that he hadn’t confronted the sales of cut-price Terry’s Chocolate...

Kwik Fit admit ‘you won’t be amazed at what we do - we just sell tyres’ 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
Internet found me hot women in my area, says grateful solo Arctic explorer 1
Oxbridge 3 years
Geordies saddened by lack of Turtles in "Total Wipeout" 2
seymour totti 3 years
Competitors say Starbucks’ expansion plan ‘is just so much froth’ 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
‘Eastenders’ writers asked for ideas on Mark Thompson’s exit from BBC 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
National Audit Office gives police Blackberrys a big raspberry 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
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dvo4fun 3 years

no more soon...

Hester says ‘That’s life’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Boffins say 'Conservative Future' membership may be Autism's early-identifier 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Cut and paste artists furious as tabloid employs automated newswriter 1
ronseal 3 years

Stories bylined to Al Gorithm are causing a storm at red top The Daily Star, after the proprietor began to use predictive technology to write stories...

No power generated by solar panel under Ed Balls arse - are The Cuts to blame? 1
ronseal 3 years
Prince to hang? 0
Marko 3 years

One of the North Wests most historic pubs, The Duke of Cambridge in St Helens, is hoping to welcome Prince William through its doors after getting permission from Buckingham Palace to use his image...

Dyslexic word botcher spots rare falcon 0
Major Clanger 3 years
Liberal Democrats get 'Special' Little Table to Themselves for Cabinet Meetings 0
SimonJJames 3 years
Depressed Man Buys Small Badges for Crocs in Desperate Grab for Happiness 0
SimonJJames 3 years
Pianist on ‘Birdsong’ soundtrack learns fourth note. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years