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| Russia launching 520-day Mars mission simulation in local prison | 0 |  |
Dumbnews | 2 years |
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A manned mission to Mars may be decades away, but an international team of convicts will try to experience what one might be like by locking themselves up in a windowless prison cell for a... |
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| Last of The Summer Wine finale leaked | 0 | |
Mrblacker | 2 years |
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An internal BBC investigation is underway tonight, after details of the final episode of the Last of the Summer Wine were largely ignored by internet forums. The last episode will see the show's... |
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| Police on high alert for unsuspecting resident on verge of a shooting rampage | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 2 years |
| Churchill turd makes £1m at auction | 4 | |
edward hack | 2 years |
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A large turd, thought to have been left behind in a lavatory at the War Office by Sir Winston Churchill when he was wartime leader, fetched a staggering £1m at auction in New York earlier today.,... |
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| John Nettles spotted on holiday in Lake District | 1 | |
edward hack | 2 years |
| Printing error forces country to change name to ENLGAND for World Cup Duration | 0 | |
Svendo | 2 years |
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well until at least the 1/4 finals if we're lucky... |
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| Man with long knob wins snooker championship, without cue. | 2 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
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Steve Harris wins the Viagra Cup... |
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| Forestry Commision stumped as young trees ‘fearful about putting down roots’. | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 2 years |
| Last of the Summer Wine goes off | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
| McDonalds flagship restaurant held by Somali Pilates | 0 | |
simonjmr | 2 years |
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Fast food profits plunge under African fitness regime. More soon... |
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| Freed Libyan crew fitter than ever after spell with Somali Pilates | 0 | |
simonjmr | 2 years |
| Minister demoted after describing Israel as 'so last Testiment'. | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 2 years |
| Money to be Abolished | 0 | |
MingtheMerciless | 2 years |
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/79/US_%2420_Series_2006_Obverse.jpg/220px-US_%Responding to the complexity of the current global economic crisis, Timothy Geithner, US Secretary... |
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| Teacher suspended for continually being late leaves suspension letter on bus. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 2 years |
| Cash strapped council to replace village school with Punch and Judy tent. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 2 years |
| Tory MP favourite for Britain's Got Talent | 0 | |
jp1885 | 2 years |
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http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/47975000/jpg/_47975039_steve226.jpg, More soon... |
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| Cabin crew rue installation of flirtation devices under aircraft seats | 2 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
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More soon. [Thanks to jp1885]... |
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| Blinded Everest climber 'shouldn’t have been wanking at that altitude' | 0 | |
jp1885 | 2 years |
| OfCom warn ITV talent show over Amanda Holdens face | 1 | |
Svendo | 2 years |
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OfCom issued a warning after ITV failed to broadcast a warning before the show that some scenes may contain images of Amanda Holden., ITV have since received 9 complaints which we hope will escalate... |
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| Steve Davis Begins Filming of "Crucible" Movie | 1 | |
Svendo | 2 years |
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Steve Davis today unveiled the filming schedule for his attempt at box office stardom with his directorial debut of "Crucible". The film will follow the life of a young snooker player attempting to... |
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| Tesco slated for employing epileptic woman 'just because her face fits' | 4 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
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More political incorrectness soon... |
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| Slovenly workers 'welcome back any time' says farmer as they leave for Slovenia | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
| U2 welcoming opportunity to do more pro Bono work | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
| Henley Regatta to be cancelled following entry of Israeli crew | 2 | |
Ludicity | 2 years |
| Australian Rules footballer 'might be gay, or maybe not'. More soon. | 0 | |
Ostsee | 2 years |
| Only loud, brash, unpopular extroverts to be allowed guns. | 0 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 2 years |
| Dredgers en route to clear food debris from far side of waterbed says Henson | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
| Internet ‘coping’ with interest in who are to be Lib Dem deputy leader nominees | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Paul Gascoigne to end Israeli-Palestine feud | 0 | |
Svendo | 2 years |
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"If it helps, I'll sign shirts for both sides so they each have one" slurred Gazza... |
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| Material found in festival portaloo classified as ‘weapon’s grade’ | 2 | |
Darkbill 2.0 | 2 years |
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United Nations inspectors visiting this year’s Reading Festival have discovered material in a festival portaloo that they have classified as ‘weapon’s grade’. Scientists say it is too early... |
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