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Jose Mourinho devastated not to be named as Mandela's successor 0
custard cream 12.12.13 2:00pm
custard cream
Sign-language 'just bollocks' admit the deaf. 1
MADJEZ 12.12.13 1:57pm
custard cream
Dyslexic singer apologises to audience at Mandela memorial event

Apologies to MADJEZ for reworking his idea...

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Sinnick 12.12.13 1:45pm
MADJEZ
Jury told to ignore PM's Nigella comments...

and anything ever utter by Ed Milliband...

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raudus 12.12.13 1:37pm
raudus
Schizophrenic signer was in two minds whether to carry on. 0
MADJEZ 12.12.13 1:32pm
MADJEZ
Typo blamed for Mandela signing fiasco. As man claims he was hired as a SINGER. 0
MADJEZ 12.12.13 1:29pm
MADJEZ
Mandela memorial sign language interpreter transferred to radio 1
custard cream 12.12.13 1:01pm
Titus
Prince Jailed for Sexual Assault On Unconscious Girl

"This was a shameful and disgusting crime" said Justice Neville Norbury, when jailing the prince for assaulting a young girl, who had been in a coma for more than 15 years following an industrial...

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Titus 12.12.13 12:54pm
AReader
Sign language interpreter 'least fake attendee' at Mandela funeral 3
Squudge 12.12.13 11:56am
custard cream
Uruguay's new drug laws bring new hope for England, says upbeat Hodgson

England football manager, Roy Hodgson, today welcomed the decision of Uruguay to allow the cultivation, possession and personal use of marijuana as a potential boost to England's World Cup prospects....

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Eskimo 12.12.13 11:40am
Midfield Diamond
Mandela signer apologises: "Sorry... I was sticking to the script Bono gave me" 0
raudus 12.12.13 11:38am
raudus
Conditions in doctor's Tardis slammed

More to follow...

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apepper 12.12.13 10:41am
Titus
Figgy pudding siege enters third day

Police chiefs in Devon are considering their options as the siege of a residential property in Ottery St Mary passes the 48 hour mark. The incident started on the evening of 9th December, when carol...

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ianslat 12.12.13 10:27am
Midfield Diamond
Comparing Alan Carr to a bell ringer is a camp analogy 7
custard cream 12.12.13 10:27am
Titus
Brainstorm floods think tank 6
nickb 12.12.13 10:24am
bonjonelson
Delay in Obama's speech signing caused by signalling problems in Soweto 0
Not Amused 12.12.13 9:46am
Not Amused
MAN SACKED FOR WEARING ARSENAL JERSEY

NAIROBI, Kenya An employee of Kenya Airways, Kenya’s national airline was apparently sacked for wearing an Arsenal FC (football club) tee shirt to a Kenya Airways sponsored event at the Masai...

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MRJ 12.12.13 8:50am
Oxbridge
New Dramas to be decided in “Strictly Play for Today”

The BBC has been ordered to improve the "quality and distinctiveness" of its peak-time drama and current affairs. As such, director general Tony Hall has announced a initiative to commission new...

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james_doc 12.12.13 12:23am
Titus
Mandela memorial signer all fingers and thumbs, say critics. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 11.12.13 11:35pm
Paddy Berzinski
Shock as Mandela's lying in state body found to be fake 1
custard cream 11.12.13 11:11pm
Titus
Mandela Memorial Signer Claims 'Speakers Failed to Mime Accurately to My Signing 1
Titus 11.12.13 10:39pm
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Google Teams Up With Vatican to Develop ‘Google SoulView’

Google CEO Larry Page and Pope Francis have joined forces to create Google SoulView, an Android and iPad app which analyses a person’s search history and suggests a suitable penance. “Basically,...

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deceangli 11.12.13 9:41pm
deceangli
UKIP Think Tank "has no deep end". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 11.12.13 9:40pm
deceangli
Tai-Chi master deeply embarrassed by taking wrong turn at Mandela tribute. 0
Al OPecia 11.12.13 8:37pm
Al OPecia
Obama turns into Tiger Woods at Soweto. No more later, just ask Michelle. 0
Maverick 11.12.13 7:26pm
Maverick
Supreme Court Deems Church Of Biscuitology to Be A Genuine Religion

In a sensational ruling today the UK's highest court of law has stated that the Church Of Biscuitology is indeed a bona fide religion, and that people can therefore get married on its premises....

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Titus 11.12.13 7:08pm
Titus
Cameron Thought a ‘Selfie’ Was Something Else Entirely

Despite red faces at the Nelson Mandela memorial service, after Barack Obama, David Cameron and Helle Thorning-Schmidt took a ‘selfie’, it has emerged that the situation could have been far worse...

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deceangli 11.12.13 4:39pm
Scroat
Uruguay's food reserves exhausted; famine relief efforts immanent.

Munchies soon...

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FOAD 11.12.13 4:24pm
FOAD
God: Jesus Killed Off To Save Ratings

I’m sitting across from God in his sumptuous office on the eighteenth floor of a gleaming white condo off Rodeo Drive, in the “Golden Triangle” of L.A.’s Beverley Hills. “Hey, things the...

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blokefromstoke 11.12.13 4:07pm
ronseal
Uruguay to be renamed “U R high”. More, like, later man. 1
james_doc 11.12.13 4:01pm
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