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Bigfoot denies newest sighting, "I do not exist stop looking for me..." 1
Batmankoff 3 years

more to follow...

Inflation down 0
Fatface 3 years

Just doesn't sound right. Less soon...

Patrick 19
Pinhead 3 years

Moore soon...

Foreign Secretary 'surprised' 0
Fatface 3 years

at the rest of NATOs lack of appetite for the pointless, expensive, poorly judged allied action in Libya which has prolonged a conflict which would have already been over with fewer loss of lives and...

Dylan banned from China after performing 'Ai WeiWei 61 Revisited' in Beijing... 3
Skylarking 3 years

More soon after this tasty harmonica solo (Skwwwwwwwwwwallll.)...

Fulham rivals Chelsea unveil plans for Gary Glitter statue 4
Qoxiivi 3 years

In a bid to trump Fulham’s controversial Michael Jackson statue, Chelsea owner, Roman Abramovich, has today announced plans for a Gary Glitter statue at Stamford Bridge. Although designs are still...

Spent day twittering shite then billed client two grand says social media guru 7
ronseal 3 years

A social media guru has lifted the lid on the world of new media communications with a tweet by tweet account of a typical working day...

Gordon Brown's old kit bag still resides at Number 10 0
Screenie 3 years

'It was simply too full to move' explained Mr Cameron, 'we're currently using it as a dining table.'...

Bercoe Barred From Parliament..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.."It's a travesty of justice!" he exclaims...

Cambridge win boat race... 2
riesler 3 years

following re-count using alternative boat system...

Basketball match stopped by police after tip-off. More soon. 0
MC One R 3 years
Perturbed Poppins set to take on Frost in world's first nanny-off 2
Screenie 3 years

The world's most famous Nanny, Mary Poppins, is furious at 'Supernanny' Jo Frost's self imposed title. 'Supernanny?' she questioned incredulously, 'She's usually carrying around a massive bag, but...

Drama in the Lake District as a family from Manchester kidnap an alpaca 0
Basil_B 3 years

News from the Lake District today reported the rather bizzare theft of a alpaca from an alpaca farm just outside Penrith in Cumbria., The alpaca was taken by a family on a day visit to the farm from...

Thousands combust as giant fiery sky-ball manifests overhead. 0
Worth 3 years
Nick Clegg celebrates "Liberal party flight of fancy" ahead of local elections 0
simonjmr 3 years
Celebritiy Community Split Over AV 1
thisisall1word 3 years
Fortune Magazine profiles the Finger Point 50 - the planet's top blame shifters 0
ronseal 3 years
Michael O'Leary to become Manchester United's consultant speech therapist 1
Griffin 3 years
Level 42 reunion tour of Japan sparks mass evacuation 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Fix allegations at IAEA sweepstake after Fukishiima suddenly amended to "7". 0
MC One R 3 years
Oops, just re-read the NIB. Someone's already done this! 0
ronseal 3 years

. Come on, move along, there's nothing to see here...

Coalition admits the thousands of new jobs in the regions will only pay expenses 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Oxford Chancellor slams Conservative Party for only having one black woman MP 0
simonjmr 3 years
Archbishop refuses to switch doors to manual 3
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

Rowan Williams confirmed last night he'd turned down a "five-figure donation to the organ fund" in return for intoning  "This is your sky pilot speaking. Please watch the  following safety...

PM Brands 'All Anglican' Monarchy a Disgrace 1
Dun Dunkin 3 years

The PM singled out the Monarchy for criticism when he accused elite institutions of having a "terrible record" of opening up to people of other faiths. A spokesman from the palace said it was...

Metropolitan Police Votes to Keep Uniforms 0
thisisall1word 3 years

The Metropolitan Police has voted against allowing its officer to wear non-uniforms this coming term. Many officers had claimed that the uniform was "naff" and "stopping us being individuals and...

Oxford To Review Intake Policy After Afro-Carribean Found Attending Uni 0
thisisall1word 3 years
...nal From Owners. Breaking News. Moustachioed American Seeking To Grab Arse... 0
thisisall1word 3 years
 NHS consultation translates "tory scum" into 37 new languages 0
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

The Department of Health confirmed yesterday  that foreign language submissions to the consultation on NHS reform had sparked a "comparative translation goldmine unknown since we found the Rosetta...

Just to give Britain a medal chance, bottling it to be made an Olympic Sport 6
Basil_B 3 years

Lord Sebastian Coe announced today a new sport proposed for next years Olympics which has been created with the express purpose of giving the host nation a medal chance. 'The sport "bottling it" is...