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Doubts over health checks for dead people

Dr Clare Gerada, chair of the Royal College of GPs, has expressed skepticism about the newly introduced health checks for the "post-vitam". "In all cases, the results of the tests are very similar;...

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apepper 20.08.13 1:01pm
Al OPecia
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rikkor 20.08.13 1:01pm
Al OPecia
US re-drafts Miranda Rights : "You have the right to remain incarcerated" 1
NewBiscuit 20.08.13 12:40pm
Wrenfoe
Daily Mirror Reveals That Diana's Death Was "All Margaret Thatcher's Fault" 0
Titus 20.08.13 12:35pm
Titus
Public Support For Detention Of Openly Foreign Homosexual Guardian Reader

"Never mind terrorists, people like him are a real menace" said Arthur Snodgrass, a self-confessed 'ordinary member of the public' when he glanced up from his copy of the [i]Daily Mail[/i] to respond...

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Titus 20.08.13 12:29pm
Titus
Baked-bean-loving stamp collector prone to philatulence

Inspired by Titus...

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sydalg 20.08.13 12:24pm
sydalg
Paedophile to sue papers for calling him a DJ.

More soon., Hat-tip to Titus...

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FOAD 20.08.13 12:22pm
FOAD
Tory back-benchers shocked by revelation that Cameron has a spine. 0
FOAD 20.08.13 12:20pm
FOAD
FA announces Accrington Stanley officially the silliest football name in the UK.

Queen of the South lodges protest...

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Maverick 20.08.13 12:14pm
NewBiscuit
Christian customers furious at dyslexic Korean restaurateur who put God on menu 2
sydalg 20.08.13 12:00pm
Arthur
Dick Van Dyke targeted by cockney extremists

chitty chitty bang boom...

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Scronnyglonkle 20.08.13 11:59am
Scronnyglonkle
Miranda Hart detained at airport under public order laws. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 20.08.13 11:35am
Al OPecia
Claim That Male Bosses Achieve More Than Female Bosses: 'There Are More Of Them' 0
Titus 20.08.13 11:16am
Titus
It went chitty chity then bang bang and I fawt oi was a gorner

possibly one more soon ....

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Not Amused 20.08.13 11:09am
Not Amused
Maternity Unit Condemned As 'Institutionally Sexist'

Inspectors found that more than 80% of those admitted to the unit were female. "We might be prepared to accept a minor imbalance, but such a huge bias towards females shows that clear discrimination...

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Titus 20.08.13 10:57am
Titus
Indian rupee now worth less than a sheet of Andrex.

More uses soon...

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MADJEZ 20.08.13 10:48am
MADJEZ
Dick Van Dyke: "Oi'm luckee to be aloive"

More to follow...

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apepper 20.08.13 10:43am
Al OPecia
Dick Van Dyke's car goes up the chim-chim-in-ey. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 20.08.13 10:42am
Al OPecia
EU court rules 'United Kingdom' name is illegal

In a shock ruling today, the EU ruled that the countries formerly known as the United Kingdom must cease using that name forthwith, as it is not an accurate description. In their ruling, the German...

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John Wiltshire 20.08.13 10:31am
Al OPecia
Japan prepares for a glut of new superheroes after radioactive leak. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 20.08.13 10:16am
dominic_mcg
Man who claimed for pee-pee-eye told to wash his hands in future.

More soon., Going senile I thought I'd done this one ages ago, or stolen it or both...

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MADJEZ 20.08.13 9:58am
MADJEZ
Male bosses work twice as hard as female bosses

Its official...

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Rootin Tootin 20.08.13 9:55am
Rootin Tootin
Cameron: I can’t go stalking women because of “phenomenally bad back”

David Cameron admitted that his days of stalking women were probably behind him because of his “phenomenally bad back”. “I suffered a protruding disc while clambering up Brooks” said Cameron...

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Yikes 20.08.13 9:42am
Yikes
Police Free Multiple Child Abuser After Finding He Was Not A Celebrity 0
Titus 20.08.13 8:54am
Titus
Kraft's chocolate joke 'best ever'

Kraft's chocolate joke was voted 'best ever' by a jury of top businessmen. 'It was great!' said the head of the jury, Dexter P Mandrake III, CEO of Conglomorated Money, Houston, Texas. 'When Kraft...

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John Wiltshire 20.08.13 8:42am
John Wiltshire
Man posing as Head of BBC Comedy wins record number of blow jobs at Fringe 6
ronseal 20.08.13 8:14am
ronseal
Miranda detention legally sound, anything to shut her up! 0
topfotogmw 20.08.13 7:53am
topfotogmw
Distributor of new Princess Diana film killed in tunnel car crash

White Fiat Uno seen speeding away...

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John Wiltshire 20.08.13 7:48am
John Wiltshire
Seats are clean in ladies' room

Now wash your hands...

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Arthur 20.08.13 7:46am
Arthur
John Terry "It was not cunny lingus, I was just cleaning ladies"

Neat-o or so...

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Scronnyglonkle 20.08.13 7:41am
Scronnyglonkle