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Emails show Petraeus used the codename Mr Fluffywumbles

Disgraced CIA Director David Petraeus and his lover Paula Broadwell tried to hide their affair using a variety of code words and aliases, according to investigators. Gen Petraeus become Mr...

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Darkbill 2.0 14.11.12 7:19am
Sinnick
No 10 attacks BBC for ambushing Cameron with 'lager lout' list

The government has accused the BBC of bad journalistic practice today after an internet-sourced list of suspected lager-drinkers was presented to Prime Minister David Cameron by presenter Susanna...

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Midfield Diamond 14.11.12 7:08am
Yikes
Head of Cbeebies steps down

The head of cbeebies, Mark Smith has stood down after shocking revelations about journalistic malpractice at the BBC continue to be uncovered. The latest incident to come to the fore reveals that...

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knownothingbozo 14.11.12 6:51am
knownothingbozo
Soap manufacturer launches revolutionary, "Not anti-bacterial" soap 0
Dumbnews 14.11.12 4:36am
Dumbnews
Tory MP in Corby: "I dropped a bollock!"... Tory MP in Jungle..." I ate one!"

Kill me now! http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/nov/13/tory-mp-corby-anti-windfarm-film http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/9676266/Im-A-Celebrity-Nadine-Dorries-eats-a-testicle.html...

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Jammydodgers 14.11.12 12:38am
Jammydodgers
Priceless old bat turns up on BBC's Antiques Roadshow 0
Dick Everyman 13.11.12 10:26pm
Dick Everyman
Improved deer hunting rifle gives more bang for your buck 1
Smart Alex 13.11.12 10:08pm
custard cream
Nick Clegg vows to wave his cock in Parliament after Cameron's wardrobe mishap

Not to be upstaged by David Cameron's wardrobe malfunction at a dinner in the Guidhall last night. Often overlooked Deputy Nick Clegg has vowed that he will retain the limelight from the flabby and...

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simonjmr 13.11.12 9:51pm
Squudge
'He touched me here and here and here' doll set to become Christmas best-seller.

A £9.99 doll is predicted to top the present list as the most sought after gift this Christmas, seeing off competition from the newly launched Call Of Duty 5 'Celebrity Jungle Warfare' and the John...

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Underconstruction 13.11.12 9:45pm
Squudge
Former SS Officer says Hitler was a Nazi piece of work 0
Underconstruction 13.11.12 8:40pm
Underconstruction
"We tried to fix prices but couldn't" admits British Gas engineer

A British Gas repair man from Dudley has admitted that attempts to fix gas prices failed after a team of engineers were instructed to provide a false reading in February of 2011., The whistle-blower...

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Underconstruction 13.11.12 8:01pm
Underconstruction
Prince “not bonkers” claims Prince Notbonkers

Prince Notbonkers issued a tersely worded statement today claiming he is not bonkers. In addition, he said he “never makes clicking noises while playing Monopoly”, and that “he has never hurt...

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nickb 13.11.12 7:25pm
nickb
Big bosomed lady with Dutch accent to feature in own Rob Stewart song

The big bosomed lady with the dutch accent, who famously tried to change your point of view, in Rod Stewart's song, You're in My Heart, is to star in her own ballad after audience reaction to the...

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ronseal 13.11.12 7:25pm
ronseal
New edition of Monopoly imposes 'unworkable regulatory burden' complains Banker 1
cinquecento 13.11.12 6:36pm
pinxit
Jimmy Savile's secret identical twin spotted in Yorkshire

People across the UK are shocked to discover that disgraced TV presenter Jimmy Savile has a secret identical twin called Johny who lives in the Yorkshire Seaside town of Scarborough. 'He just...

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antharrison 13.11.12 5:37pm
antharrison
Abu Qatadar to launch new skin care range under the Jordan label

Amazing what years in solitary does for the complexion...

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custard cream 13.11.12 5:26pm
Dick Everyman
CAMRA calls for ceasefire between the Real Ale RA and the Provisional Ale RA 1
simonjmr 13.11.12 5:21pm
weematt
Parasol and sunshade manufacturers get together to former umbrella group

That's it really...

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custard cream 13.11.12 5:09pm
custard cream
BBC overwhelmed as thousands apply to be DG

The BBC has admitted it has received over 28,000 applications to become the new DG. "It's very gratifying", said Chairman of the BBC Trust, Chris Patton. "It shows real trust in the future of the BBC...

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apepper 13.11.12 4:59pm
apepper
Digital CAMRA formed in Second Life 0
Not Amused 13.11.12 4:38pm
Not Amused
Confusion reigns as Scarecrow Festival and dress-down Friday overlap... 0
Tripod 13.11.12 4:22pm
Tripod
CAMRA accuses lazy brewer of doing fake ale. 0
weematt 13.11.12 3:56pm
weematt
CAMRA member expelled for telling lies 2
charlies_hat 13.11.12 3:39pm
charlies_hat
This won't change me one bit, says disgraced millionaire

A disgraced millionaire has claimed that hitting the jailpot won't change his life one bit - and he intends to carry on living in his mansion, despite his change in fortunes. Friends who expected...

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ronseal 13.11.12 2:59pm
ronseal
Al-Qaeda claim responsibility for devastating attack on BBC

In a video statement broadcast this morning on Al-jazzera, the terrorist group Al-Qaeda have admitted responsibility for the destructive attack on the BBC. The attack which has been on-going, and the...

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Perks 13.11.12 2:34pm
dvo4fun
Nadine Dorries aborts her bushtucker trial within acceptable time frame 0
charlies_hat 13.11.12 1:37pm
charlies_hat
Doctors communicate with potato in deep vegetative state 0
Stan 13.11.12 1:23pm
Stan
Greek government agrees Wonga slider combination to secure short-term loan 0
Nowherefast 13.11.12 1:11pm
Nowherefast
Slimmer of the year goes on rampage.

Pete Formby, 35, of Wilmslow, Cheshire, was arrested today after killing five of his colleagues. Formby, who recently won the ‘slimmer of the year’ award after dropping from 28 stone, 6 pounds to...

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sigmund 13.11.12 1:07pm
sigmund
Tim Davie suspended for 'getting to grips' with the BBC typing pool 0
pinxit 13.11.12 1:00pm
pinxit