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| Stroud woman, with tits caught in mangle, pleased with results | 1 |  |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
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'They did need reshaping' says Stephanie Beecham, 48, of Holmesdale Avenue. 'It wasn't the method I would have chosen but I now have an amazing bust.'... |
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| NHS ASBO man considers 'tempting offer' after threat of 5 years bed and board | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
| 'Nearly a hundred detectives' sat twiddling thumbs in Cumbrian manhunt | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
| Irish aid ship expects FIFA to board vessel | 0 | |
afternoonslow | 2 years |
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TAOISEACH BRIAN Cowen has called on FIFA to use “absolute restraint” in relation to the Irish aid ship MV “Thierry Henry Is A Wanker” which is en route to South Africa carrying fifty tons of... |
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| Noel Edmonds at duck shoot : Teal or no teal | 5 | |
simonjmr | 2 years |
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Eider way - More soon... |
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| Children who eat 3 or 4 burglars a week likely to get asthma, new study suggests | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
| Taxi killer 'furious about Eurovision failure' | 0 | |
ED209 | 2 years |
| Teenager refuses to form band | 0 | |
Mrblacker | 2 years |
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A 15 year old from Hereford has stunned his peers by refusing to form a band in his parent's garage. Damien McNulty who plays the guitar, told friends he'd rather concentrate of his studies so he... |
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| International Day of Madness ''Great Success'' | 0 | |
SnailBiscuit | 2 years |
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The annual international day of madness held in Moscow was a Great success claims Russan doctor. Dr Igozoominoff said that it was a real croud pleaser as expected. Almost 2,000 fans lined the streets... |
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| VW targets the gay market with camper vans | 0 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 2 years |
| Council worker not interested in talking about weather | 0 | |
GregC | 2 years |
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Clerical staff at Manchester City Council were left dumbstruck yesterday when one of their colleagues failed to enter into a conversation about the weather. Dave Hampton, a white male aged 29, has... |
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| Russia launching 520-day Mars mission simulation in local prison | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 2 years |
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A manned mission to Mars may be decades away, but an international team of convicts will try to experience what one might be like by locking themselves up in a windowless prison cell for a... |
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| Last of The Summer Wine finale leaked | 0 | |
Mrblacker | 2 years |
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An internal BBC investigation is underway tonight, after details of the final episode of the Last of the Summer Wine were largely ignored by internet forums. The last episode will see the show's... |
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| Police on high alert for unsuspecting resident on verge of a shooting rampage | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 2 years |
| Churchill turd makes £1m at auction | 4 | |
edward hack | 2 years |
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A large turd, thought to have been left behind in a lavatory at the War Office by Sir Winston Churchill when he was wartime leader, fetched a staggering £1m at auction in New York earlier today.,... |
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| John Nettles spotted on holiday in Lake District | 1 | |
edward hack | 2 years |
| Printing error forces country to change name to ENLGAND for World Cup Duration | 0 | |
Svendo | 2 years |
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well until at least the 1/4 finals if we're lucky... |
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| Man with long knob wins snooker championship, without cue. | 2 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
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Steve Harris wins the Viagra Cup... |
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| Forestry Commision stumped as young trees ‘fearful about putting down roots’. | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 2 years |
| Last of the Summer Wine goes off | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
| McDonalds flagship restaurant held by Somali Pilates | 0 | |
simonjmr | 2 years |
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Fast food profits plunge under African fitness regime. More soon... |
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| Freed Libyan crew fitter than ever after spell with Somali Pilates | 0 | |
simonjmr | 2 years |
| Minister demoted after describing Israel as 'so last Testiment'. | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 2 years |
| Money to be Abolished | 0 | |
MingtheMerciless | 2 years |
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/79/US_%2420_Series_2006_Obverse.jpg/220px-US_%Responding to the complexity of the current global economic crisis, Timothy Geithner, US Secretary... |
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| Teacher suspended for continually being late leaves suspension letter on bus. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 2 years |
| Cash strapped council to replace village school with Punch and Judy tent. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 2 years |
| Tory MP favourite for Britain's Got Talent | 0 | |
jp1885 | 2 years |
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http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/47975000/jpg/_47975039_steve226.jpg, More soon... |
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| Cabin crew rue installation of flirtation devices under aircraft seats | 2 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
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More soon. [Thanks to jp1885]... |
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| Blinded Everest climber 'shouldn’t have been wanking at that altitude' | 0 | |
jp1885 | 2 years |
| OfCom warn ITV talent show over Amanda Holdens face | 1 | |
Svendo | 2 years |
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OfCom issued a warning after ITV failed to broadcast a warning before the show that some scenes may contain images of Amanda Holden., ITV have since received 9 complaints which we hope will escalate... |
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