Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Last Comment
Audience laughs at just 1% of Jimmy Carr's jokes. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 21.06.12 7:35am
Yikes
Jim Carr to star in Bergerac remake

One of the highlights in the BBC's new autumn schedule is the surprise return of Bergerac. Mark Taylor, Head of Commissioning, said, "It's great to have the off shore detective back on our screens,...

1
custard cream 20.06.12 8:39pm
Al OPecia
Industrial action escalates as doctors withhold sick notes (edited repost)

There has been an outcry from skiving workers all over Britain as doctors took the unprecedented step of refusing to supply medical certificates as part of their campaign to retain pension benefits....

1
Yikes 20.06.12 10:37pm
dvo4fun
Jimmy Carr rues having agreed to guest present Have I Got News For You 0
Skylarking 20.06.12 7:53pm
Skylarking
Olympic archer wounded after being hit in the chest by three pints of cider 1
JohnA 22.06.12 7:10am
JohnA
Jimmy Carr puzzled as 40% of audience walk out. 0
Thor 20.06.12 6:29pm
Thor
Iain Duncan-Smith "Poor people can rap their way out of poverty"

Ian Duncan-Smith has once again provoked controversy by arguing that all poor people can escape the poverty trap by rapping, and that he would be leading by example. "I'm the MP who's an MC!" He...

2
The Masked Frog 20.06.12 8:09pm
The Masked Frog
NHS puzzled by doctors written demands

The threatened doctors' strike looks set to continue as no-one can read their demands. "We've sent for a pharmacist to act as an interpreter, however my bet is that it'll turn out to be a virus...

0
apepper 20.06.12 5:13pm
apepper
Fifty Shades of Grey – The Musical

Theatre promoters in London’s west end have resorted to smacking bottoms in order to get bums on seats., The erotic ‘classic’ Fifty Shades of Grey is to be turned into a musical by Andrew...

0
Chris Hitchcock 20.06.12 4:20pm
Chris Hitchcock
Cheaper 2ltr Pepsi blamed for misfueling epidemic

The Micra lies abandoned on the hard shoulder, hazard lights flashing, a smell like burnt caramel hanging in the air. It’s yet another snack misfueling incident for AA patrol man Nick Haynes to try...

5
Boutros 21.06.12 8:59am
Yikes
Google +1 buttons to become Google +2 "just as soon as somebody else clicks one" 0
Boutros 20.06.12 3:49pm
Boutros
Goals to boycott England game.

no more soon...

0
andhrimnir 20.06.12 3:42pm
andhrimnir
Concerns Deepen Over Worrying Disappearance Of Ben The Flowerpot Man

Children's TV favourite Ben the flowerpot man, one half of iconic duo Bill and Ben the flowerpot men, has stunned BBC top brass by going missing just days before the new series of the revamped once...

1
Duff 20.06.12 8:04pm
Skylarking
Johnny Depp Decides To Shag Lots of Other Women

Johnny Depp has decided to take full advantage of having most of the world’s women prepared to shag him by ditching long-term missus Vanessa Paradis. In a statement Depp said ‘I’ve been...

5
daneade 21.06.12 10:07am
chiljang
"Let me know if his condition improves", says Bush on news of Mubarak's death 0
Dumbnews 20.06.12 2:23pm
Dumbnews
Dress Code Police eject filly from Royal Ascot

A well known filly has been ejected due to her insisting on wearing a fascinator.I don't have the horsey/fashion know how to properly expand this, someone make my day and run with it, needs picture...

0
Gifblaar 20.06.12 1:13pm
Gifblaar
"Spud Faced Nipper" found in eastern Europe disguised as Toupee'd Turnip 0
Vortx 20.06.12 12:11pm
Vortx
Hodgson praises fan following Ukraine victory

England manager Roy Hodgson has credited part-time football enthusiast Michael Roe with single handedly winning Group D in EURO 2012., Window cleaner Roe, 65, masterminded England's success from his...

1
tedweasel 20.06.12 8:11pm
Skylarking
Ecuador embassy baffled at mystery dissappearance of diplomatic cables 3
bonjonelson 20.06.12 5:19pm
bonjonelson
Terry wears "Fuck off wogs" pants and gets £20 fine and a cuff round the ear.

UEFA take a strong stance on racism again...

1
grottymonty 21.06.12 7:53am
arthurminnit
Argentine President hit with advertising hoarding after accosting Cameron. 0
MADJEZ 20.06.12 10:02am
MADJEZ
Police Must Count To A Hundred Before Going After Assange - Court Rules.

The High Court has ruled that proper diplomatic procedure must be followed before the police are allowed to go looking for Julian Assange at the Ecuadorean Embassy. Chief Justice Thompson said...

3
daneade 20.06.12 2:51pm
dvo4fun
Mubarak suffering accute Al Megrahi syndrome say doctors. Freedom only cure. 0
MADJEZ 20.06.12 9:56am
MADJEZ
Legal sources say Julian Assange’s Equadorian asylum bid is “bananas”

“He’d have to be a lunatic to seek asylum there” said lawyer Hugo Sanchez. “Venezuela with its American hating president and faster download speeds for Swedish porn is a far better bet.”...

0
Yikes 20.06.12 9:54am
Yikes
Jemima Khan seaks Ecuador extradition advice 0
medici2471 20.06.12 9:40am
medici2471
Diplomatic tour in tatters as Aung San now 'hopelessly addicted' to Angry Birds 1
cinquecento 20.06.12 5:25pm
Skylarking
2012 Modesty Awards "not as good as last year" 0
seymour totti 20.06.12 8:35am
seymour totti
Wake Me Up To Make Some More Dough

Careless whispers are fanning flames of fear that legendary pop duo Wham is to reform for a one-off gig to celebrate thirty years since their first foray into the pop charts. Something that's sure to...

0
Duff 20.06.12 8:17am
Duff
Day 33 - Giant golden spliff reaches Carlisle 0
Haywood Manley 20.06.12 8:02am
Haywood Manley
Rooney's hair expected to be fit for quarter finals 0
medici2471 20.06.12 7:23am
medici2471