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'I'll have a tea please God' says Hollness as he settles into Heaven. 3
MADJEZ 3 years

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Heat on Diane Abbott confirms Hawking's theory 2
medici2471 3 years
Tropical VD clinic to introduce tick-box quality control. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Nurses urged to "look" at patients. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Lib Dems made to wear bells in public 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

"Look out it's a turncoat run away run awayetc"...

Getting PIP breast implants is not playing the Health Lottery, says minister. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Talent competition "very easy to judge" 5
Andrew 3 years

Judges at a competition to find the best singer aged 11-14 at a mid-budget holiday camp in Torquay recently were relieved to announce that the final decision had been "very easy" to reach. The...

Obama moves USA to a single time zone 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

In a bold electioneering move, President Obama has declared that the whole of the United States will now not only be one time zone, but aligned to Samoa. “First is everything and every American...

Meals For One Re-Launched As "Meals For The Socially Independent" 0
sredni vashta 3 years
Unknown man defends his leadership of the Opposition 3
MT Bucket 3 years
Police receive midnight complaint as Blacks pre-packed and sold for sport 0
medici2471 3 years
Incompetent orchestra leader faces misconduct trial 3
button 3 years
Dieticians dismayed by new final-calorie pension scheme. 2
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Thin times ahead., (Hat-tip to Perks)...

Taliban arrest female suicide bomber for making thinly-veiled threats. 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Does my bomb look big in this?...

Stan Collymore not involved in controversy 0
ronseal 3 years

Stan Collymore has failed to show up for a controversy, leaving his agent and followers Twitterly disappointed. Many computer users, with proven levels of gullibility, were left staring forlornly at...

Opponents of HS2 scheme claim enquiry was "Railroaded" 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Newcastle to get free wi-i 2
Immunis 3 years
Black Panther spotted on Isle of Wight 5
fernandomando 3 years

The Isle of Wight Council today confirmed that it was drafting, in extra police officers in the hunt for a black panther, following a, number of reports by islanders. In a recent press release,...

Mouse Finds Man In Pasty. 4
sredni vashta 3 years
Cameron: NHS Patients to do ward inspections and "minor surgical procedures" 1
MT Bucket 3 years
Synchronised swimmer drowns. Remaining team members follow. 3
Smart Alex 3 years
Lloyd Grossman still entering C-list celebrity houses when they are shopping 5
gaijintendo 3 years

recent CCTV shows...

Taliban unveil plans to unveil women 0
Dumbnews 3 years
I'll have an R.I.P please Bob. 5
MADJEZ 3 years
BBC World Service to carry ads for small arms 0
nickb 3 years

“It’s not a change from the World Service’s original remit - our job is to embody the freedoms enjoyed by Britain, and alongside democracy and social harmony is the freedom to trade in...

Olympic organisers unveil plans for “synchronised dying” 0
nickb 3 years

Contingency plans for the unplanned death of Mrs Thatcher at exactly the same time as the Olympic games have been unveiled. “One of the main challenges is around transport”, said Locog...

Angry Pringles eater flips his lid 0
kga6 3 years
Tragedy in New Zealand as accident on 'futuristic' transport system kills 11 2
MT Bucket 3 years
Stallone assures movie fans 'I do all my own CGI' 8
3 years

Evergreen action hero Sylvester Stallone is taking Hollywood back to the '80s with his latest blockbuster, promising fans he'll perform all his own CGI. Movie fans have long bemoaned the lack of...

Ed Miliband's Plan fails Building Control inspection. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years