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Yewtree detectives complain there is no point looking for Maddie's abductors now 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 16.10.13 8:17pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Maddie breakthrough: Police reveal 'she was abducted'

In an astonishing announcement on Crimereconstructionwatch, the man in charge of the Madeleine McCann investigation, DCI Ron Bull revealed the astonishing breakthroughs he has achieved. 'We took...

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John Wiltshire 16.10.13 7:41pm
Lens Cap
Stars complain about the musicification of the porn industry. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 16.10.13 6:51pm
Skylarking
BBC to mark centenary of WW 1 with TV schedule longer than the actual war itself 0
irreverendJ 16.10.13 6:00pm
irreverendJ
Miniaturisation Bigger Than Ever

In a move that takes miniaturisation to a whole new level, Google has announced plans for “the next step beyond the tablet” : the Google Pill or Gill. The user ingests a Gill which, using...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 16.10.13 5:40pm
Iggy Pop-Barker
Resusci Annie to give evidence at Operation Yewtree inquiry. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 16.10.13 5:16pm
dominic_mcg
New private fast food bank McMonga charges '3000 frie a day' interest.

More to follow...

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newsfelch 16.10.13 5:10pm
newsfelch
Deputy awakes from coma raving 'Clapton is a damned liar!' 1
Squudge 16.10.13 4:49pm
clarksn
Maddie cops “nothing to do with guns, whips, hacking or dead newspaper vendors"

Detectives working on the newly launched Madeleine McCann investigation have been selected because they are “are nothing like” other police in the news at the moment, Gerald Smith of the...

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CulchaVulcha 16.10.13 4:02pm
nickb
Rock band's guitar hero describes market economy as "Anarchy in the UK"

All the young Neat-oes...

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beau-jolly 16.10.13 3:51pm
beau-jolly
England players begin preparing excuses for 2014

After beating Poland 2-0 last night, the England football team have qualified for the World Cup finals in 2014. Manager Roy Hodgson has said he is deeply proud, and excited to spend the next 9 months...

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TobiasBV 16.10.13 3:38pm
beau-jolly
News reader critiscised for reading war statistics too chirpily 0
MagicMike 16.10.13 2:55pm
MagicMike
Alzheimer's patient admits people only famous for fifteen minutes to him 0
sydalg 16.10.13 2:40pm
sydalg
'Electrician Selling Newspapers At Hillborough Waved Gun & Called Us Plebs ...

swear at least 20 police officer witnesses who weren't there...

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Titus 16.10.13 12:55pm
Titus
Man Suffering Thick Cold For 2 Years Hailed As Catarrh Hero 1
Titus 16.10.13 12:30pm
Wrenfoe
Atos performance to be monitored by ATosOff

no more soon .. and this is not an excuse for a splurge of 'off' items !...

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Not Amused 16.10.13 12:23pm
Not Amused
Mitchell 'Must Have Forged Tape Of Meeting' Claim Police Federation

More and more police denial later...

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Titus 16.10.13 12:07pm
Titus
"Anna Key To Wimbledon's Popularity" Claim Kournikova's Fans 0
Titus 16.10.13 11:42am
Titus
New EU Proposal: "Seaside Rock Banned In Attempt to Reduce Tooth Decay".

Bloody EU bureaucrats! "[i]We'll fight them on the beaches [/i]" Go, UKIP go! Neat-O...

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Titus 16.10.13 11:28am
Titus
Rooney, Gerrard blamed for “temporary” building slowdown 0
nickb 16.10.13 10:07am
nickb
England abandon wingers, Brazilian style, to play straight down the middle... 0
Tripod 16.10.13 9:43am
Tripod
Hodgson’s England go up in FIFA World Wankings despite absence of Ashley Cole 0
Midfield Diamond 16.10.13 9:34am
Midfield Diamond
Priest in Nazi Funeral was 'only following Order of Service' 1
bonjonelson 16.10.13 9:29am
Wrenfoe
Discovery Channel 'running out of ideas' as Bear Grylls heads for Bradford

Discovery Channel UK admitted to running 'seriously low on ideas' today when they announced that ex-SAS survival expert Bear Grylls will parachute into Bradford tomorrow to begin filming episode one...

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Jesus H 16.10.13 9:25am
gregle
New Maddie hope: generic Caucasian e-fit photo brings 8 million additional leads

.. hat tip to John Wiltshire...

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pere floza 16.10.13 8:56am
pere floza
Neil Morrissey's Autobiography Published As Penguin Classic

Penguin Books has printed 500,000 copies of Neil “Bob The Builder” Morrissey’s memoirs as part of its reputable Penguin Classics imprint. Morrissey Autobiography: Man Behaving Badly will join...

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@spinal_bap 16.10.13 8:56am
@spinal_bap
Software Invoicing Scandal to be known as "BillGate" 0
Sinnick 16.10.13 8:50am
Sinnick
Hodgson finally gets Brazilian following close Polish shave 1
irreverendJ 16.10.13 8:13am
Wrenfoe
Top English School Bans Slang Words

England's elite pupils who attend the £15,000 a term Eton College, will no longer be permitted to use slang words, or colloquialisms, as Dr Roderick Qualff, Head of English, prefers to call them....

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John Roughty 16.10.13 7:51am
Titus
If England Were To Win The World Cup, Could Rooney Become Our Qatar Hero? 1
Titus 16.10.13 7:51am
godly1966