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Climate change denier refuses to admit the lawn needs mowing in March 4
Lucy4 3 years
Bashar Al-Assad advises army: "Top up your tanks" 0
ianrbland 3 years

More bombardment soon...

Greggs admits supplies have run dry after politicians panic buy pasties 3
ronseal 3 years
Simon update 0
waggy 3 years

A spoke person for Simon Cowell said all is back to normal after finding out that the intruder that broke into Simon’s bedroom didn’t steal any hair spray...

Stuart Lancaster named as next England rugby coach to be sacked 0
medici2471 3 years
Greggs new ACAS snack range. Can be sold after a suitable cooling off period 0
weematt 3 years

another variant...

Health Minister defends Pasty Tax." Cold pasties have a 20% lower VAT content." 0
weematt 3 years
Government, Media charged with 'Anti-Roguism' 3
Golgo13 3 years

With another senseless massacre in Afghanistan being blamed on a “rogue soldier”, the rogue community has stepped up its campaign against the vilification of rogues, staging a protest march from...

Greggs - Osborne Pasty dispute. Cooling off period agreed. 0
weematt 3 years
Hey.. 0
Theodore Sprangshaft 3 years

Does anybody remember the name of that guy that wrote the book 'How to never forget another name or face again!'?...

Maude clarifies "..keep fuel in Jerry CARS in your garage; I've a Porsche & BMW" 2
dvo4fun 3 years

more later...

Osborne to introduce hot weather tax 0
Tomfinger 3 years

starting 1st November...

Confused Pope criticises US Lambada on Cuba 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

But was quite impressed with Salsa...

Albino's fear new government Pasty face tax 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

A spokesman blushed at the mention of the tax...

Drunken Tory Minister tells drivers "Store your Petrol & Diesel in a Jeroboem" 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

Majestick reports queues...

Government advice for accident witnesses; "crowd around, plenty to see" 0
apepper 3 years

The government has changed it's advice for accident witnesses. "Have a good look, there's lots to look at. Why not get on your mobile and call your mates round to get a real crowd going."...

How to drive men crazy in bed! 0
Theodore Sprangshaft 3 years

See thread below...

How to drive women crazy in bed! 0
Theodore Sprangshaft 3 years

Fart, snore and grind your teeth...

Want to hang out with beautiful young ladies.. 0
Theodore Sprangshaft 3 years

travel the world and party in the very best 5 star hotels whilst being paid a boat load then the IMF is waiting for you!...

If Only IKEA made nuclear missiles.. 0
Theodore Sprangshaft 3 years

then we could offer North Korea an alternative to testing.provide them with an 'off the shelf' solution tried and tested? It would be shipped flat-pack with assembly instructions in Turkish and by...

Vettel's Dreams Of F1 Glory Dashed After Locking Himself Out Of Car 9
Textbook 3 years

Germany's Sebastian Vettel saw his aspirations to be the youngest ever winner of three consecutive World Championships go down in flames when he locked himself out of his car on the starting grid....

Fueling financial hiccups is a piece of pastry. 0
kondorish 3 years

In a bid to lighten the dark cloud sitting over the March budget Prime Minister Dr David Macaroon decided that an early April Fuels joke was in order. Sick and tired of hearing complaints about the...

Face Transplant donor is unknown UK politician 0
RickH 3 years

Impossible to tell which as they all still seem to have at least two. More later...

Nick Clegg to be hit hard by new Patsy Tax 3
Ludicity 3 years
Whose Heart Was Transplanted Into Dick 'Darth Vader' Cheney's Chest Anyway? 0
3 years

News information services have informed us that former President-Of-Vice Dick Cheney has had a heart transplant. The former Halliburton head man had to wait almost two years to get his new ticker...

COBRA meeting on fuel strike 0
mikesmifff 3 years

On emerging from the COBRA meeting today, David Cameron said. "While it was unsafe & even illegal for people to hoard fuel at home, they could always do what he & the cabinet had done. Buy...

Big Business advises Cameron to top up their coffers 0
Mr Normal 3 years

Big business advises Cameron to top up their coffers...

Osborne to combine VAT on hot food with increase in postal rates 0
Tomfinger 3 years

to be called Pasty Parcel Tax...

Pope urges Cubans to search for non-existent deity 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Cameron advises big business to top up Tory Party coffers 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years