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Pontin's Holiday Camp to join the Russel Group 0
JimmyA 3 years

It has been announced today that due to the oversubscription to university places this year, Pontin's Holiday Camp at Ainsdale is to be granted University Status. It will offer degrees, like many...

More record exam results prompt new 'A Supernova' grade. 1
Corrigan 3 years
Have A Go Hero Thwarts Dalek In Bungled Post Office Raid In Peckham 0
Duff 3 years

The Metropolitan Police are hunting for a Dalek in connection with a bungled raid that took place on a post office in Peckham earlier today. The failed robbery happened in broad daylight on the busy...

Prisons can't cope with influx of contraband due to UK riots inmates 1
simonjmr 3 years

The already fragile micro-economic trade systems within the UK prisons has been put under increasing strain with the introduction of over 1,000 riot inmates in recent weeks. The delicate system of...

Lovefilm considering imposing fines on Gadaffi after he fails to return 10 DVDs 0
simonjmr 3 years
Channel 5's ill advised introduction of a Bengal Tiger to CBB house ends in orgy 0
simonjmr 3 years

Channel 5 last night were frantically trying to avert a public relations disaster, after the inclusion of a 488lb Bengal Tiger ending in the vicous mauling of Sally Bercow, the rape of the tiger suit...

East Coast USA devastated 0
greg various 3 years

by shock wave of 'Did the earth move for you?' "jokes"...

Gaddafi Sighted in Sainsburys 0
Drylaw 3 years

In the turmoil that is war-torn Libya, the search is on for fugitive dictator Muammar Gaddafi. Rebel forces scour Tripoli, breaking into houses and hotels and stopping cars and lorries fleeing the...

Cameron Admits, "I'm Posh, My Constituents Are Posh, I Live In A Posh Part Of.. 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

London. But with the aid of binoculars, I can see ordinary people at the end of my street."...

BREAKING NEWS: Gaddafi promises 'Cake or Death'... 0
LostLad 3 years
Arab League In Disarray..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Due to the disappearance of their star goalkeeper, Gaddafi...

Gaddafi To Return Home Early From Holiday 5
Deimos 3 years

A spokesperson for the Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi says he is to cut short his holiday and return home to address the problems facing his country. Currently travelling with Tony and Cherrie Blair...

Gaddafi appoints Comical Ali as Press Spokesman. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Al Qaeda claim responsibility for U.S. earthquake 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

More nonsense later...

Still "too early" to start making jokes about the murder of Julius Caesar 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
The end probably is nigh, admit scientists working on laser uranium enrichment. 0
Corrigan 3 years

General Electric and Hitachi have confirmed they will set out plans to use laser uranium enrichment technology to quickly and efficiently produce enriched Uranium 235 fuel. The only drawback is that...

Angry public set to sue Richard Branson over ‘distressing mental images’ 4
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Over a thousand people are launching legal proceedings against billionaire Richard Branson after he was quoted in a news story describing himself running naked. The lawsuits are aimed at claiming...

Many trampled in rush to sign Hillsborough petition 1
roybland 3 years
Gunman firing in the air finally figures out baffling fatalities 4
Des Custard 3 years

Rebel gunman Ahmed, 23, of Tripoli, claims to have made a significant breakthrough in identifying the cause of a series of mysterious deaths caused by people being hit in the top of the head by...

Man killed by pepper spray was assaulted. 2
writinginbsl 3 years

Tasteless..?...

Arab League In Pre-season Turmoil 2
Mike Turbine-Hamilton 3 years

Muammar Gaddaffi is the latest Arab League manager to come under intense pressure ahead of next month's Arab League kick-off. Following the demise of long-term managers Zine El Abidine Ben Ali of...

Cameron To Be The Anchor On Revamped 'Wish You Were Here' 3
Duff 3 years

The media rumour mill is working at full tilt this afternoon with widespread reports that David Cameron is being hotly tipped to become the new face of a revamped version of ITV's once massively...

Celebrating Libyans shooting into air - "tuck in" into R.A.F. pilot salad 0
thackaray 3 years
Late boost for Gaddafi as William Hague says he is 'losing his grip on power’ 0
Stan 3 years
Absence of illegal substances in singer's system shocks Winehouse fans 0
roybland 3 years

The absence of illegal substances in Amy Winehouse's system at the time of her death has shocked her fans.,  , 'There must be some mistake,' said Winehouse fan Pauine Roberts (16) from outside the...

Seychelles Tourist Board's Free Shark Pedicure dropped from future adverts 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

should have been shark-free pedicure...

God misses Richard Branson in assassination attempt. 5
Ian Searle 3 years
Asked why Fabregas hasn’t been replaced Wenger claims he didn’t see him leave 2
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
Michael Sheen to star as Andy Serkis in Michael Sheen biopic. (V2) 2
wallster 3 years

The BBC has announced today that supreme character actor Michael Sheen is to play Andy Serkis in a new film about the life and career of Michael Sheen. Serkis was unavailable to play himself in the...

Gaddafi: Tripoli retreat a trap, Death Star "fully armed, operational" 0
Shaddick_Spofforth 3 years