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100-year-old message in bottle reads ‘You can pick up your trousers on Friday’

After a fisherman had discovered the bottle in his nets, researchers have managed to locate the tailoring business in Dubrovnik which sent the message to one of their regular customers, who, on this...

Tripod 08.04.14 7:55am
“We’ll miss her, whoever the hell she was”, say grief-stricken public... 0
Tripod 08.04.14 7:49am
Newsbiscuit Prosecuted For Failing To Disclose Salt, Fat & Sugar Content 0
Titus 08.04.14 7:32am
Pistorius wows jury with version of "Cry me a Reeva". 2
knacker 08.04.14 7:25am
101 year old message in bottle says 'warn Britain about war'

Riyal Mail would have taken longer...

throngsman 08.04.14 7:16am
To get rich surround yourself with fools soon to part with their money 0
Dumbnews 08.04.14 2:54am
English patient link to MH370

Speculation that the crew and passengers of MH370 might have fallen into a deep coma increased today after the discovery of a floating DVD cover of the "The English Patient" in the Southern Indian...

blacklesbianandproudofit 07.04.14 10:46pm
Met Police to investigate Royal Mail sell-off and Maria Miller's expenses

more corruption soon...

Sir Lupus 07.04.14 10:11pm
Sir Lupus
Internet of Things gets its own pornography.

It’s a harmless image, you might think. A tall, well appointed Zanussi Fridge, brand new, it’s door left wide open, it's light on and inside nothing to preserve its modesty than a strategically...

CulchaVulcha 07.04.14 10:05pm
Sir Lupus
Disappointment as dumped microwave oven found in ocean 1
throngsman 07.04.14 10:04pm
Nigeria declared Africa's largest economy, safe to respond to those emails now 1
RobArmstrong 07.04.14 9:57pm
MPs told to 'stop talking' to reduce carbon emissions

After the Environmental Audit Select Committee presented it's ground-breaking recommendation today that HS2 should 'go slow' to reduce carbon emissions, a range of other brilliant suggestions are...

Squudge 07.04.14 9:29pm
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[closed] Universe mourns death of polymath Peaches Geldof

The Solar System is in mourning today with the shock news of the untimely death of writer, broadcaster, artiste, model, role model and all-round genius, Peaches Geldof. Peaches, aged 25, was found...

Lenny Bee 07.04.14 9:12pm
Pauline Quirke 'Clifford never tried it on with me'. There's a reason for that. 0
MADJEZ 07.04.14 9:04pm
Pistorius apologises for killing girlfriend/Denies killing girlfriend. 0
MADJEZ 07.04.14 8:47pm
Jersey demand return of Bergerac in bid to quell crime wave

The workshy tax dodgers of Jersey want the reinstatement of the ‘boozy’ Detective to help stamp out the crime that has literally not engulfed the island paradise. Often seen tearing across the...

theinvisiblecitychannels 07.04.14 8:43pm
Ukraine Latest- UK Foreign Office on 'Easter Break'

"Everyone is away for a month. It would be too expensive to recall them to comment on Ukraine " [from twitter @FOInternleftholdingthebaby]...

Dun Dunkin 07.04.14 7:55pm
Dun Dunkin
Ukrainian Govt to install locks on all offical buildings after 9th takeover 1
Bigglesworth 07.04.14 7:09pm
Kettled Sheffield runners "died of exhaustion" 0
Ref Minor 07.04.14 5:32pm
Ref Minor
Escape to the Continent to get second series, Putin to host

'It's been a runaway success,' said the Russian president, referring to his successful annexation of Crimea, 'and it has generated such a lot of media interest that when the BBC approached me about...

throngsman 07.04.14 4:25pm
Wayne Rooney still alive! God accused of taking the Mickey. 0
irreverendJ 07.04.14 3:53pm
Michael Gove states new "Success and Hot Sex" GCSE to feature gang-banging 0
theinvisiblecitychannels 07.04.14 2:11pm
"Game of Thrones" just posh musical chairs, says expert. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 07.04.14 12:55pm
First Minister Salmond to divorce first wife

There were heated exchanges in the Divorce Court this morning as the terms of the settlement between Scotland's First/Last Minister Alex Salmond and his first wife were the subject of fierce debate....

blacklesbianandproudofit 07.04.14 12:55pm
Glasgow to be ‘nuked’ during Commonwealth Closing Ceremony

A global audience, set to be in the millions, will witness a lavish TV spectacle combining mediocre athletics, the smugness of Alex Salmond and a ‘much needed’ nuclear deterrent. Glasgow is...

Wrenfoe 07.04.14 12:21pm
MH370: The science behind the search

Warmer, warmer, warmer, colder, COLDER ohh, go on have another go. Colder, warmer, warmer no you are [i]really[/i] now warm now, keep going. <repeat until ship gets bored and it has to go home...

Kevin the Swan 07.04.14 11:24am
Acriflex sponsors movie "12 Years A Salve" 0
cinquecento 07.04.14 11:11am
Kate carrries George off flight. Osborne sorry he had one too many with Ms Bush

more soon. William Hague stood back and let her carry him....

Not Amused 07.04.14 10:57am
Not Amused
Confusion as Police use water-cannon to quell angry Sheffield runners 0
bookiesfriend 07.04.14 10:50am
Needle found, haystack still missing 0
nickb 07.04.14 9:16am