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Vatican announce new line of 'Frankie Say' t-shirts. More soon...

MADJEZ 14.03.13 10:05am
Vatican claims ownership of the Malvinas

Its not about the oil, mind...

Rootin Tootin 14.03.13 10:04am
Rootin Tootin
Abu Qatada incensed at not being Pope

Speaking from his luxurious London home he slammed the Conclave for not chosing him. " It's discrimination" he said " Why even the second word of my job title is Preacher but they still didn't choose...

Flash! Aa-aaaa! 14.03.13 9:47am
Flash! Aa-aaaa!
Arrested Geology Prof says he was only "collecting feldspar for the course".

No more soon...

Al OPecia 14.03.13 9:42am
Al OPecia
"Going a tad too far" as BBC Pope election pundit uses Hawk-eye and Telestrator 7
thackaray 14.03.13 9:30am
New Pope elected - but name "Pope Maradona I" vetoed by Cardinals 0
grumblechops 14.03.13 9:19am
Viewers verdict on 'Papal Big Brother'

"No birds, no booze, no cameras, one nomination. I think they have misunderstood the format. Nice house though"...

FlashArry 14.03.13 9:14am
Catherine Parr preferred horse for her main course, says historian 1
Dick Everyman 14.03.13 9:01am
Nick McCarr
Tesco buy Giraffe restaurants, lauch "Tesco tallest" lasagne. 0
olddoc 14.03.13 8:37am
S&M dungeon gimps furious at removal of gagging order 0
irreverendJ 14.03.13 8:22am
New Pope fined after white smoke violates the EU’s anti-pollution laws 0
Gary Gonads 14.03.13 4:41am
Gary Gonads
Vatican spokesman says Francis not a sissi. 1
Maverick 14.03.13 4:25am
Gary Gonads
Black Smoke From Vatican Indicates Latest Batch Of Communion Wafers Over-Cooked 0
Textbook 14.03.13 3:55am
White smoke an indication of Vatican Pole smoking

Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio has narrowly beaten Polish Cardinal Arek Druc to be elected as the 266th Pope. “It was neck and neck for a while but in the end Jorge smoked that Pole” said ...

Gary Gonads 14.03.13 3:49am
Gary Gonads
New Argentinean Pope to Benedict XVI; “Hitler sends his regards” 0
Gary Gonads 14.03.13 2:55am
Gary Gonads
Former Nazi starts paying WW2 reparations; “it’s time to pay my Jews” 0
Gary Gonads 14.03.13 2:08am
Gary Gonads
Vatican under 10s Rugby League team gets 17 new locks – on their bedroom doors 0
Gary Gonads 14.03.13 2:00am
Gary Gonads
France is the first. Argentinian. God's having a laugh. 0
Not Amused 14.03.13 1:37am
Not Amused
New Argentinian Pope promises Nazi continuity due to his Odessa past 0
thackaray 14.03.13 1:18am
Entire royal family moving in together in bid to beat bedroom tax

The Queen announced today that, in a bid to avoid cuts in their civil list payments, the entire royal family will be vacating their various residences and moving in to Buckingham Palace by the end of...

Sir Lupus 14.03.13 12:42am
DLT gutted at being overlooked for papacy 'I have the right experience' 0
antharrison 13.03.13 11:59pm
Bernie Ecclestone responsible for 'Pope F1'.

The Vatican has revealed they sold the commercial rights to the Papacy to Bernie Ecclestone for an undisclosed sum last week. It gave him the final say over who would become the new Pope along with...

MADJEZ 13.03.13 11:51pm
Alcohol minimum pricing dropped to pave way for tax increase 1
Squudge 13.03.13 11:51pm
Tesco shocked to discover they've not bought actual Giraffes 2
Wainers 13.03.13 11:49pm
Boost to bucket industry as Justin Bieber releases new single

Millions of buckets have been sold in anticipation of a new single release by teenage favourite Justin Bieber...

apepper 13.03.13 11:26pm
Sir Lupus
Pope accuses Falkland Islanders of being undemocratic 0
Sinnick 13.03.13 11:16pm
Removed - can't top Squudge's Maradona effort on this subject 1
charlies_hat 13.03.13 10:36pm
Pope Frankie: "A Funny Thing Happened To Me On The Way To The Vatican"

No, titter ye not...

Titus 13.03.13 10:15pm
Royal Navy alerted as Pope moves Vatican to Malvinas

Rome facility to be rented to world's dictators as a place to park political dissidents where human rights groups would never think to look...

wwwiz 13.03.13 10:12pm
Cardinals decide not to get a Brazilian. 0
Maverick 13.03.13 10:09pm