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Report suggests meteorologists cheated on 'Dry January' 0
JudgementDave 01.02.14 1:10pm
JudgementDave
Vodka linked to 25% of Russian deaths and 100% of births 0
JudgementDave 01.02.14 12:57pm
JudgementDave
The Burgers Of Ham Still Trying To Encapsulate….

…the name of their hot meat product...

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Jesse Bigg 01.02.14 12:43pm
Jesse Bigg
New. Sea-Side Supermarket To Put Exotic Fish…..

…On Continental Shelf...

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Jesse Bigg 01.02.14 12:28pm
Jesse Bigg
Schumacher slips back into coma watching F1 highlights 3
custard cream 01.02.14 12:07pm
custard cream
Ukraine protestors threaten to execute Weird Al Yankovic.

No no it's true., [url=http://news.sky.com/story/1201992/ukraine-protesters-well-hang-yanukovich]Well hang Yanukovich[/url]...

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MADJEZ 01.02.14 11:24am
MADJEZ
Unions - 'Bob Crow's mum should choose Labour leader'

Bob would have 'mere advisory role'. More to follow...

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Electrelane 01.02.14 11:01am
Electrelane
Jim Davidson & Ben Elton joint comeback tour. Venues spontaneously burn down.

More ghastly shouty/sweariness at 1...

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blokefromstoke 01.02.14 10:57am
blokefromstoke
Typo blamed,as government orders Army to level Somerset.. 6
Zen 01.02.14 9:16am
Al OPecia
February already wettest on record

More to follow...

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apepper 01.02.14 8:34am
apepper
January Transfer Window sees a late bid for Amanda Knox

Italian football fans were delighted to see an audacious extradition offer being made for the American ‘off-the-shoulder striker’. The transfer deal is said to eclipse the $4m paid for Ms....

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Wrenfoe 01.02.14 8:24am
Sinnick
Norman Smith Career Move

The BBC announced today that Norman Smith, the broadcaster's chief political correspondent, is to move to Cbeebies with immediate effect. A BBC spokesman said, "we feel that Norman's presentational...

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Mike Turbine-Hamilton 31.01.14 10:19pm
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
Olypmpian hopefuls upset that least hopeful Olympians receive most press

http://www.theatlanticcities.com/arts-and-lifestyle/2014/01/mexicos-olympic-ski-team-one-guy-mariachi-suit/8258/...

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Dumbnews 31.01.14 9:42pm
Dumbnews
President Hollande caught in the act

French public opinion was outraged to see covert footage of their president sampling "the forbidden fruit" in the snug of an English pub. A leading Bordeaux wine producer said "Mr Hollande...

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Starchy 31.01.14 7:53pm
Starchy
Government to step in to deal with floods of tax returns

The government has been forced to step in to deal with an expected deluge of millions of last-minute online tax returns on 31 January. Troops will be on standby to ensure phone lines are kept open,...

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Des Custard 31.01.14 6:47pm
Dumbnews
Osborne to be made Environment Minister

https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1622684_10151815462840927_525979326_n.jpg Following his success in single-handedly turning around Britain’s ailing economy David Cameron has...

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retiredoldgit 31.01.14 6:46pm
Squudge
Travis, Roach and Harris to star in new series of The Undateables

More follows....

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Njinski 31.01.14 6:05pm
Ref Minor
Zimmerman To Box Black Ewok

Alamo, TX - Boxing promoter Damon Feldman announced today he has inked a deal for cult neighborhood watch leader George Zimmerman to box black dwarf actor Tony Cox in a celebrity boxing match to be...

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deep trout 31.01.14 5:54pm
deep trout
Knox vows to go kicking and screaming. Much like her poor victim.

More whiny rich Americans soon...

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MADJEZ 31.01.14 5:48pm
MADJEZ
Berlusconi's Bollocks Break Building

An Italian family narrowly escaped death when Silvio Berlusconi's scrotal sack burst releasing his testes on an uncontrolled path of destruction. The former prime-ministers love eggs, estimated to...

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JudgementDave 31.01.14 5:40pm
JudgementDave
Site for Sore Eyes!

Specsavers launch new website...

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Njinski 31.01.14 5:16pm
Njinski
Dr Foster drowns on way to Gloucester

Well known Nursery rhyme figure Dr Foster (recently involved in an historic abuse case with so-called "Contrary Mary") failed to make it to his annual "puddle-stepping" festival in Gloucester when he...

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vulture1 31.01.14 4:48pm
vulture1
Cameron appoints King Canute as Environment Secretrary after flood criticism. 0
MADJEZ 31.01.14 4:46pm
MADJEZ
Grammys To Require Black Face

Los Angeles, CA - In response to criticism over white artists Macklemore and Lewis winning several rap categories at this weeks Grammy Awards, the Grammy Committee has voted to require all white...

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deep trout 31.01.14 4:35pm
deep trout
Defra says Somerset flooding "almost certainly" caused by badgers. 0
deskpilot3 31.01.14 4:15pm
deskpilot3
Amanda Knox dead cert for Celebrity Big Brother 2015.

Producers promise to hide the knives...

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MADJEZ 31.01.14 4:05pm
MADJEZ
Sienna Miller still using Actress prefix as no-one recalls anything she's done. 0
MADJEZ 31.01.14 4:01pm
MADJEZ
Emergency help announced to educate Somerset residents what a flood plain is. 7
MADJEZ 31.01.14 3:45pm
Midfield Diamond
Renaissance Man

Erasmus enters the Hall, More to follow...

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christophergriffin 31.01.14 2:37pm
christophergriffin
News reporters waste another day wading around in wellies

Asking the big questions everyone wants to know the answers to: “How do you feel? It must be disappointing? Do you have insurance? Why do you live near a river when the ice caps are melting?...

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farmer giles 31.01.14 2:27pm
farmer giles