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Woman gives birth and raises child in IKEA queue

A Darlaston woman has given birth and started to raise her first child while waiting in line at IKEA. After Helena Churchill and partner David Lomax loaded their shopping trolley with their bargain...

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Dick Everyman 03.01.13 9:52am
Gerontius
"We're weeks away from arresting 80's alternate comics" Yewtree detective claims 0
simonjmr 03.01.13 9:25am
simonjmr
Could 2013 be the Year of Coming After 2012 says desperate pundit 0
ronseal 03.01.13 9:03am
ronseal
40 year old man celebrates purchasing first pair of pants that fit 0
Dumbnews 03.01.13 4:22am
Dumbnews
'Just Google it', says Citizens Advice Bureau.

Madge Whiting is proud of her new "Just Google it!" t-shirt in the familiar blue and yellow of the Citizens Advice Bureau. She's one of 21,000 volunteers who give up their free time to offer...

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Boutros 03.01.13 1:57am
Dumbnews
Apple products make clean sweep of 2012 Toy of the Year Awards 0
Dumbnews 03.01.13 1:06am
Dumbnews
Jim Davidson demands 'Jim Davidson should be "strung up" -Kiddy fiddler'

there's no smoke without fire Nick Nick namby pamby liberals with their clever lawyers etc...

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Jammydodgers 03.01.13 12:14am
Jammydodgers
Congo rebels overthrown by newer rebels 0
Dumbnews 03.01.13 12:08am
Dumbnews
Nick Nick nicked 1
Squudge 02.01.13 11:12pm
nickb
Police Federation creative writing awards look forward to “Best Year Ever”

Ever since Sergeant Mark Smyth of Brixton Police Station won gold for his brilliant short story “Who I did on my holidays”, back in 1962, the Police Federation Creative Writing Awards have been...

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nickb 02.01.13 10:43pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Police vow “not to rest until all the ‘old school’ comics are off the streets”..

With Freddie Starr and Jim Davidson being questioned by the police, a search of the nation’s golf courses is turning up a number of other suspects in the Savile affair. Arthur ‘Toxic’ Malone,...

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Tripod 02.01.13 10:30pm
Tripod
Dry January celebrates first day success as drinkers remain comatose

Norman Smith from Derby is delighted with a ‘magnificent start’ to his Dry January campaign. ‘It’s 2 January and I’ve not had an alcoholic drink since New Year's Eve,’ he said , toasting...

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medici2471 02.01.13 9:28pm
medici2471
Church reverts to wearing black as gay Mass banned 0
custard cream 02.01.13 9:26pm
custard cream
Jim Davidson nick-nicked..

Chalky turns supergrass. More soon...

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MADJEZ 02.01.13 8:56pm
MADJEZ
Web-footed creature swimming in Norfolk river ‘not necessarily local’ say RSPCA

A sea-lion spotted swimming up river in Norfolk was probably looking for a life-partner to mate with but could have been put off by local in-breeding explained Wilf Bannen from the RSPCA, The seal...

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Gerontius 02.01.13 7:53pm
Maverick
Britain apologises for trying to get into the wrong house after New Year bender

Britain has been forced to issue an apology today for drunkenly trying to get into France by mistake after a heavy night out celebrating on New Year’s Eve. The country had been out since early...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 02.01.13 7:09pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Paparazzinator gets thumbs up from Bieber

Teen pop sensation Justin Bieber is reportedly delighted with his new paparazzinator. The gift was given to him by his family for Christmas but he has only just had chance to use it. Speaking of his...

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Sheepback 02.01.13 6:31pm
Sheepback
Hate this

"Slow down, you move too fast". I do not want lifestyle advice from this website, thank you...

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bonjonelson 02.01.13 6:15pm
Lucy4
County’s park and ride scheme a hit with doggers 0
Dick Everyman 02.01.13 5:44pm
Dick Everyman
wrong forum 0
Squudge 02.01.13 5:31pm
Squudge
BBC ceases production of new TV programmes

The BBC has confirmed that original TV output ‘is no longer a priority’ and will cease producing new programmes by the middle of 2013. Following a successful two-week trial of buying loads of...

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02.01.13 5:14pm
Gerontius
Rabbit farmers to teach angora management 1
nickb 02.01.13 3:05pm
Dick Everyman
Comedic linking of 'Fiscal Cliff' and 'Cliff Richard' brings delight to millions

more soon. I'm sure...

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bonjonelson 02.01.13 1:12pm
Rootin Tootin
'I suffered a clot in my throat' recalls Monica Lewinsky 0
medici2471 02.01.13 11:49am
medici2471
Fiscal Cliff avoided, now Fiscal Hank Marvin on horizon

President Obama has warned the American people that avoiding the fiscal Cliff was only the first step; "If we are not cautious in our actions, we will find ourselves doing a strange triangular dance...

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apepper 02.01.13 11:34am
apepper
Government Maths errors 'almost double those of ordinary school child'

Errors in recent government calculations on Welfare payouts for the jobless have risen almost twice as fast as average school boy errors over the last five years, according to official figures., The...

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Ian Searle 02.01.13 10:43am
Ian Searle
Rail Fares: Commuters face more hikes - hitch hikes!

Anger and resentment grows above national inflation rate...

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Ian Searle 02.01.13 10:31am
Ian Searle
Life of Pi to be shown in 3.14D

maths joke...

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custard cream 02.01.13 10:15am
Yikes
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OK - not so funny...

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dvo4fun 02.01.13 9:28am
dvo4fun
Gays in pro-hunting move

A vote to introduce the hunting of homosexuals with dogs may not happen until 2013 at the earliest warns Environment Secretary Owen Paterson., A move to repeal the ban on hunting foxes was shelved...

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Gerontius 01.01.13 10:38pm
Nunnion Splendacular