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Scientists: Dolphins More Intelligent Than We Thought. Dolphin Juries Introduced 5
Titus 23.02.13 12:58am
Truebiscuit
Jurors ask Judge - he'll be out in a week, why are we wasting our fucking time?

Oh yeah. Smashed it. Fucking awesome...

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Truebiscuit 23.02.13 12:54am
Truebiscuit
Pistorius leaves court with a spring in his step 2
cinquecento 23.02.13 12:48am
shaggy
Runner bailed if blades jailed. 0
olddoc 23.02.13 12:02am
olddoc
Britain Loses AAA Credit Rating - Zimbabwe Offers To Help 0
Titus 22.02.13 11:37pm
Titus
Pryce Jury stymied by teenage boy saying "in YOUR opinion". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 22.02.13 10:17pm
Al OPecia
Bladerunner uses 'Replicant' defence 0
Smart Alex 22.02.13 10:16pm
Smart Alex
Roobarb animator declared inanimate at 91 0
roybland 22.02.13 9:25pm
roybland
Custard in hiding as Roobarb and Custard animator dies days after Briers 0
custard cream 22.02.13 7:03pm
custard cream
Unemployed man offers to stalk forgotten celebrities for money 15
sydalg 22.02.13 6:43pm
sydalg
Man-eating fridge freezer sighted off St Ives coast.

Reports are coming in from Cornwall that a man-eating fridge freezer has been spotted basking in St Ives waters: "The massive beast came within yards of my boat as i was trawling round Zennor Head"...

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rebel not taken 22.02.13 5:59pm
The All New Jeni B
Biscuit Crumbles: Owner Distracted

Not with grief, but by some beastleigh by-election. His site fills with spam and his server goes off-line. Sweepstake: will the owner come third, fourth or fifth in the election?...

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Titus 22.02.13 4:41pm
sydalg
Rose West accuses Vicky Pryce of plagiarism 0
sydalg 22.02.13 4:14pm
sydalg
Adidas denies Pistorius sponsorship deal 0
sydalg 22.02.13 4:10pm
sydalg
Oscar Pistorius 'sprung from jail'

(c) Dept of Obvious Humour 2013...

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AReader 22.02.13 3:58pm
AReader
Oscar Pistorius granted Gareth Bale, on loan from Tottenham 0
waggers 22.02.13 3:34pm
waggers
Great British Bake-off Ends in Confusion

The most recent episode of the competition for menacing-looking chefs watched by people who never cook ended in confusion last night when there was such a long pause before the winner was announced...

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Diogenes 22.02.13 2:29pm
dvo4fun
Feather eater admits: "I get down in the dumps"

More to follow...

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apepper 22.02.13 2:23pm
dvo4fun
BBC to delay tribute to Richard Briers 'just in case' 0
custard cream 22.02.13 2:16pm
custard cream
Pistorius guard doubled amid fears he could be sprung 1
Smart Alex 22.02.13 2:07pm
beau-jolly
Birds Eye Crispy Chicken found to contain bird's eye

I know, but someone had to say it...

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Sinnick 22.02.13 1:55pm
Sinnick
ITV to launch new reality show: Diving on Ice 0
waggers 22.02.13 12:49pm
waggers
I'm not being hidden, say Maria Hutchings from behind a comedically large vase 0
johnnydobbo 22.02.13 12:49pm
johnnydobbo
Police kept body parts. "I can't believe they had the guts", says victim 0
topfotogmw 22.02.13 12:15pm
topfotogmw
Penis size in the animal kingdom ‘does matter’ say scientists

Scientists have discovered that certain female proles from the south-east of England use the size of a male prole’s penis to decide whether it is worth going out on a date with him., Research...

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Gerontius 22.02.13 11:32am
Gerontius
Pistorius: "What an amateur", sniffs investigating officer 0
sydalg 22.02.13 10:53am
sydalg
EASTLEIGH EXORCISM: Cameron ensures wayward candidate toes party line

"The Power of Dave compels you" http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/eastexor_zps76d80b8c.jpg Anyone else picked up on Dave's paranoia when it was suggested that Ms Hutchings'...

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pinxit 22.02.13 10:49am
pinxit
Gay man offended by public indifference to his coming out 1
Dumbnews 22.02.13 10:47am
Lucy4
‘Suicide videos did not show Sparkhill at its best’ insist locals

Residents from a housing estate in Birmingham are said to be furious after a plan to blow up parts of the City centre were thwarted by counter-terrorist squads., People from the Sparkhill area are...

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Uncle Bertie 22.02.13 10:30am
Dick Everyman
TV's Economics Miracle Hour bankrupting the rich and stupid

An investigation by the BBC has discovered that satellite TV channel EconUK has given dangerous advice to callers of the show who claim to be in economic turmoil, potentially putting them at risk of...

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kga6 22.02.13 8:51am
kga6