Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Freshness
Beckham daughter named for time of birth 3
Iscariot 3 years
Beckhams celebrate birth of South Sudan 13
button 3 years

mum and baby doing well...

Rebekah Brooks identified on grassy knoll 0
virtuallywill 3 years

News of the world is an anagram of Deflower Nth Sow...

Geography O level hailed as "worthwhile" by man correctly recognising oxbow lake 0
grottymonty 3 years

"I can't believe it" exclaimed a jubilant Dave Smith from Preston. I just knew that one day those hours spent colouring in population maps of Africa and being taught about the actions of water...

News International deny telling Wapping lie 1
virtuallywill 3 years

nothing in the press later...

Manchester City need the money, British Gas explains 0
Oxbridge 3 years

More soon (Expandable?)...

Unprecedented levels of BBC staff RSI injuries to wrists, penises 1
3 years

There are fears that the BBC's news department may have to close this week, following 'catastrophic' levels of people reporting sick. The recent closure of the News of the World has led to a string...

X Factor winner Matt Cardle tribute act more successful than real Matt Cardle. 1
flossie mcjava 3 years
Picasso’s “Weeping Woman” revealed as 'unfortunate Cubism sufferer' 4
Dick Everyman 3 years

Art historians have revealed that the subject of Picasso’s famous painting Weeping Woman was in fact a woman infected with Cubism. It has generally been thought that the woman depicted in the 1937...

Rupert Murdoch arrives to crowds, will play polo later and plant a tree 2
virtuallywill 3 years

Mr and Mrs Rupert Murdoch, Prince of Melbourne, King of New York and Kingmaker of England arrived to adoring crowds on the Royal jet Sky 1 at an airport near their office today., The Murdoch's...

Beckaham baby thinks of a couple of names for his parents 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Webber says he really tried to overtake that caravan on his way to Silverstone 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Beckhams thought of name after visit to convenience store to buy toilet cleaner 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Political deceit reaches very top as PM revealed to be 'just a man in a suit' 0
dicky37 3 years

[More soon, I'm pretty sure]...

Hannibal awol as Murdoch flies in with BA to save Face. 1
tl72uk 3 years
Pony Club in new Hacking scandal......more later 2
Bismarck 3 years
Brookes and the Chipping Norton set to launch 'News of the Wolds' 0
Dick Everyman 3 years

I don't have my thinking cap on tonight guys so any suggestions for 'News of the Wolds' content would be a bonus...

Crewe man on arson charge after using flame thrower to clear weeds 4
Basil_B 3 years

Aptly named Crewe resident John Dangerfield is to appear in court next week on a charge of arson after burning down the entire street on which he lives. This was caused by his attempt of clearing his...

Firth reprises Royal role in sequel: The King’s Peach 0
FraserWords 3 years

Film critics are predicting the sleeper hit of Summer 2011 may be one of a slew of new movies aiming to cash in on the unlikely success of last year’s Oscar-winning Colin Firth hit The King’s...

Is BBC too obsessessd with itself, BBC TV news anchor asks BBC's BBC reporter 5
ronseal 3 years

The BBC is not obsessed with itself, according to a report by the BBC's BBC correspondent, Tim Ledger. Tonight on Panorama, the Britain's leading British Broadcasting Corporation conducts a thorough...

Britain's love-rat celebs resume 3-in-a-bed phone sex romps...for now 11
Golgo13 3 years

[center]RELIEF[/center], The Nation's celebrities breathed a collective sigh of relief today as the closure of The News of the World signalled the start of [i]open season for celebrity sleaze[/i],...

America ended space shuttle missions after complaints from God about noise 3
FraserWords 3 years

Right-wing activists have claimed America took the decision to end space shuttle missions after complaints from God about the noise., Members of the Tea Party movement say the Almighty had...

Potato genome decoded '166 years too late', says Irish President 1
Christopher Frost 3 years
Prescott and Pickles join hunger strike outside Cameron's home 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Correction: We printed 'hacking' when it should have been 'hiccuping'. Apologies 0
Ostsee 3 years
Cameron inspires man to lose weight 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
England's female footballers prove they're equally as inept 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
The Queen is in shock after 5 of her dogs are killed by faulty boiler,Corgi to 4
doggone 3 years

investigate...

Miliband to reform 0
virtuallywill 3 years

NoW scandal, opportunity knocks...

Rupert Murdoch arrives to crowds, will play polo later and plant a tree 2
virtuallywill 3 years

May wear black suit and hat!!!!...