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Maverick Taliban who doesn't do things by The Book is TV cop show smash hit 12
ronseal 3 years

Abu Basada was no ordinary Taliban. He broke all the rules and the Mullahs in head office hated him - but he always got results. And now, he's coming out of retirement for one last case, a...

MI6 death: chief tells maverick detective it's an open and shut case 2
ronseal 3 years
Body in bag spy disliked MI6 ‘being padlocked inside a holdall’ culture 5
Gary Stanton 3 years

The spy found dead in a padlocked holdall hated the ‘flash sports bag and leathery confinement culture of the MI6’ , according to reports. Gareth Williams, 31, told his sister, Ceri Subbe, he...

Customs officer asks MI6 spy "Did you pack yourself in this bag? More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Pointless satire getting sharper 0
Ostsee 3 years
Goal line technologist changes his mind after being surrounded by Moan U players 0
ronseal 3 years

Manchester United officials have announced they are ready for new decision making technology. In a trial of goal line technology at Old Trafford, a pack of angry Moan United players successfully...

Border Control Agency announces height restrictions to reduce queues at UK ports 0
Underconstruction 3 years

Human Rights groups have reacted angrily to news that a 1.9 metre height restriction is to be imposed at all Passport Control Desks for visitors to the UK., Head of Immigration and Alien Control,...

BA announces economy seat leg room to be directly linked to the economy 0
Underconstruction 3 years

British Airways Chief Executive Holly Dolly has announced that leg room in all of its economy seating areas will change in line with the growth or shrinkage of the economy., "This was an extremely...

Heathrow reports 50% fall in passenger numbers but huge demand for hold-alls 0
Underconstruction 3 years
Droitwich Pet Sanctuary suspected of killing its sponsored runners for money 0
steve_l 3 years

Police are investigating the suspicious deaths of eight runners collecting money on behalf of the Droitwich Pet Sanctuary. Police said that the dramatic deaths on television during marathons and...

Change in double jeopardy law allows battery thief to be recharged 1
apepper 3 years

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Government accused of copyright theft as clowns hire big top lawyer 0
apepper 3 years

The National Union of Clowns and Jesters have accused the government of stealing their act. A clown spokesman explained; "Making yerself look daft is the prerogative of the working clown, now the...

UK Currency Featuring Prince Charles’s Face May Contravene Human Rights Laws 4
UnoEye 3 years

It's been argued that upon the Queen's demise subjecting the British public to using money featuring Prince Charles's repellent face may prove so harrowing as to contravene EU human right's laws. In...

U2 Return To Their Roots By Forgetting How To Play Their Instruments 0
Textbook 3 years

While U2 have remained a fairly popular band over the ups and downs of the many years of their career, a significant portion of their old fans has become disenchanted with the accomplished,...

Woman finds Jesus figurine that looks like a slice of toast 2
Yikes 3 years

There was widespread astonishment at the weekend when Catford woman, Brenda Norris, showed reporters her plastic Jesus figurine that looked uncannily like a slice of toast. Daily Mail reporter,...

Apple to branch into pharmaceuticals with iBuprophen. 2
Maverick 3 years

We have a cure for your technology headaches, said a spokesperson...

Up yours to Al-Quaeda as planes have sex over New York. 2
MADJEZ 3 years

America stuck it's finger up to Muslim extremists by allowing a Space Shuttle to shag a jumbo jet over New York. Ooh take it you dirty bitch...

After Cleo Laine debacle, now a parking ban on Lois Lane. 0
Maverick 3 years
Cameron announces inquiry; Lady Malaprop to probe Culture Minister Hunt. 0
Ironduke 3 years
Amazing Cameron outburst: "I'm fed up" 0
Drylaw 3 years

"I'm fed up and I don't mind admitting it," said PM David Cameron yesterday in an extraordinary outburst during his daily press conference. "Okay I shagged Thingy with the red hair I can't remember...

Tag-hacking limited to “one rogue reporter” claims NB chief 14
grumblechops 3 years

Newsbiscuit chairman John O'Farrell today defended his publication against accusations that the practice of “tag-hacking” – leaving anonymous, derogatory comments on fellow users’ submissions...

London Gridlocked By Lorry Driver Eager To Transport Fuel 0
GKen 3 years

The streets of London came to a standstill today as car-drivers across the capital rushed to rubber-neck the sight of a trainee lorry driver only too willing to carry fuel for a living. This...

One Direction to release greatest hits after shock split 0
bananaman 3 years

One Diection fans were in a state of shock last night after the band announced their plans to split up. It is believed the break up of the group was caused by a story leaked to the tabloids claiming...

Siege over: Sky News team held and forced to talk about nothing all afternoon. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

Police are being praised after storming the Sky News studio late this afternoon. During a slack news day bosses locked the staff in the studio and forced them to talk non-stop for five hours while a...

Stunt for remake of "Man in a Suitcase" goes tragically wrong, claims MI6 2
medici2471 3 years
Chummy the Police Dog who sniffed out 100 bent coppers is suspended 0
ronseal 3 years

Chummy, the police dog who was trained to sniff out corrupt policemen, has been suspended on full pay, pending an investigation. Top brass at Scotland Yard are understood to be poring over the police...

Murdoch; "I never told editors what to publish" 1
apepper 3 years

In other news, the Sun newspaper has named Rupert Murdoch "World's most attractive man."...

Increase in Brits conversational Danish linked to BBC4 Saturday night dramas 0
simonjmr 3 years

A recent report highlights that more and more Brits are becoming adept at conversational Danish, and that this is due to BBC4 showing more and more Scandanavian dramas on a Saturday night. The...

Hide and Seek association pays tribute to dead MI6 agent 16
Underconstruction 3 years

The Head of Britain's elite 'hide and seek' team has paid tribute to the 'imagination and professionalism' of MI6 agent Gareth Williams, who was found dead in a hold-all at his London flat., The men...

Retired arms dealer Tappin endorses Halfords 'Missile Care Centres' 0
3 years

Retired arms dealer Christopher Tappin, accused of attempting to supply Iran with batteries for missiles, has spoken about his extradition ordeal in the US, as well as his new business venture with...