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Coldplay announce new album of Death Metal Classics

In an unexpected move, rock band Coldplay have confirmed that their next album, due for release in the spring, will consist entirely of Death Metal covers. The announcement took many by surprise,...

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TheNewsWalrus 23.02.13 11:12am
writinginbsl
Bob Godfrey reaches final frame. No more soon.

"All aboard the Skylark!!!"...

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Al OPecia 23.02.13 9:39am
shaggy
Jury Asks: "Remind Us - Does 'Guilty' Mean They Did It, Or They Didn't Do It? 1
Titus 23.02.13 9:33am
Titus
NRA in Pistorius sponsorship talks 1
Dick Everyman 23.02.13 9:32am
Squudge
UK credit rating downgrade: Osborne places another bulk-order of leeches 0
dvo4fun 23.02.13 9:24am
dvo4fun
'Moody issues new ratings: Osborne's Bullshit may contain 92%+ horse manure

Credit downgrade, Beef crisis...

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Jammydodgers 23.02.13 8:35am
Truebiscuit
Weaker Euro to shed some Pounds 0
Dumbnews 23.02.13 5:12am
Dumbnews
FSA investigators ask what the hell horses got to do with banking 0
Scronnyglonkle 23.02.13 2:41am
Scronnyglonkle
Jury Found To Contain 100% Donkey 1
Titus 23.02.13 1:54am
Jammydodgers
Eastleigh Labour Candidate: "My wife's the candidate. I just signed the papers" 3
Titus 23.02.13 1:29am
Perks
Vicky Pryce to be re-tried by ducking stool. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 23.02.13 1:23am
Titus
Scientists: Dolphins More Intelligent Than We Thought. Dolphin Juries Introduced 5
Titus 23.02.13 12:58am
Truebiscuit
Jurors ask Judge - he'll be out in a week, why are we wasting our fucking time?

Oh yeah. Smashed it. Fucking awesome...

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Truebiscuit 23.02.13 12:54am
Truebiscuit
Pistorius leaves court with a spring in his step 2
cinquecento 23.02.13 12:48am
shaggy
Runner bailed if blades jailed. 0
olddoc 23.02.13 12:02am
olddoc
Britain Loses AAA Credit Rating - Zimbabwe Offers To Help 0
Titus 22.02.13 11:37pm
Titus
Pryce Jury stymied by teenage boy saying "in YOUR opinion". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 22.02.13 10:17pm
Al OPecia
Bladerunner uses 'Replicant' defence 0
Smart Alex 22.02.13 10:16pm
Smart Alex
Roobarb animator declared inanimate at 91 0
roybland 22.02.13 9:25pm
roybland
Custard in hiding as Roobarb and Custard animator dies days after Briers 0
custard cream 22.02.13 7:03pm
custard cream
Unemployed man offers to stalk forgotten celebrities for money 15
sydalg 22.02.13 6:43pm
sydalg
Man-eating fridge freezer sighted off St Ives coast.

Reports are coming in from Cornwall that a man-eating fridge freezer has been spotted basking in St Ives waters: "The massive beast came within yards of my boat as i was trawling round Zennor Head"...

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rebel not taken 22.02.13 5:59pm
The All New Jeni B
Biscuit Crumbles: Owner Distracted

Not with grief, but by some beastleigh by-election. His site fills with spam and his server goes off-line. Sweepstake: will the owner come third, fourth or fifth in the election?...

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Titus 22.02.13 4:41pm
sydalg
Rose West accuses Vicky Pryce of plagiarism 0
sydalg 22.02.13 4:14pm
sydalg
Adidas denies Pistorius sponsorship deal 0
sydalg 22.02.13 4:10pm
sydalg
Oscar Pistorius 'sprung from jail'

(c) Dept of Obvious Humour 2013...

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AReader 22.02.13 3:58pm
AReader
Oscar Pistorius granted Gareth Bale, on loan from Tottenham 0
waggers 22.02.13 3:34pm
waggers
Great British Bake-off Ends in Confusion

The most recent episode of the competition for menacing-looking chefs watched by people who never cook ended in confusion last night when there was such a long pause before the winner was announced...

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Diogenes 22.02.13 2:29pm
dvo4fun
Feather eater admits: "I get down in the dumps"

More to follow...

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apepper 22.02.13 2:23pm
dvo4fun
BBC to delay tribute to Richard Briers 'just in case' 0
custard cream 22.02.13 2:16pm
custard cream