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All Jim'll Fix It medals to be melted down to make statue of lost innocence. 0
Al OPecia 22.10.12 8:46pm
Al OPecia
BP sells shares in Russian energy firm in exchange for ..... not being killed.

More Russian business deals you can't refuse soon...

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MADJEZ 22.10.12 8:35pm
Yikes
Goalkeeper attacker sentenced to 16 weeks of watching Leeds 0
Mandy Lifeboat 22.10.12 7:42pm
Mandy Lifeboat
End of cull in sight as scientists cross badgers with lemmings

An end to the controversial badger cull looks likely as scientists have announced that they've successfully cross bred badgers with lemmings. The new creatures are provisionally known as "lemgers";...

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apepper 22.10.12 7:39pm
Squudge
BBC no longer 'Auntie', more like dodgy 'Uncle' survey reveals 1
custard cream 22.10.12 7:29pm
Username
Castro insists 'I'm as fit as a fidel' 4
22.10.12 7:27pm
Username
Ryanair moves from online check-in to online flights

Ryanair chief Michael O’Leary has unveiled plans for all flights to be conducted online, with a massive surcharge to be imposed on people who fail to fly online and actually turn up at the airport....

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Yikes 22.10.12 7:25pm
Yikes
John Terry shows support with 'Kick races out of sport' t-shirt. 2
MADJEZ 22.10.12 7:06pm
Squudge
Crime clear up rates fall as badger cull takes effect

A police authority source today confirmed that crime clear up rates in rural areas had fallen sharply as officers were no longer able to justify garden shed break-ins and similar offences being put...

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philmurray 22.10.12 5:50pm
philmurray
Google launches public restroom locator app, Poogle 0
Dumbnews 22.10.12 5:45pm
Dumbnews
Frankie Boyle donates libel damages to EDL

fed up of claiming damages? Write for the biscuit...

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ironbridgeboy 22.10.12 5:19pm
ironbridgeboy
Neil Warnock condemns ‘absolute disgrace’ but applauds the rest of the BBC

Leeds United boss Neil Warnock has stated his embarrassment at being connected with Leeds following the revelation that they had a vile animal associated with the city. However, Warnock also stated...

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Midfield Diamond 22.10.12 5:11pm
Midfield Diamond
Threat of suicide bombings blown out of all proportion claim police. 0
godly1966 22.10.12 4:02pm
godly1966
Worldwide sea piracy falls to lowest level in four yaaaarrrrhhhs. 0
exigo 22.10.12 4:00pm
exigo
'I had the liquidators in the back of my cab' claims London cabbie. 0
MADJEZ 22.10.12 3:54pm
MADJEZ
Suicide bombers posed as beard-growth before and after picture.

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/63640000/jpg/_63640484_63640483.jpg...

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MADJEZ 22.10.12 3:51pm
MADJEZ
Video proves gay striker asked for black holding midfielder's tackle

humble apologies...

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22.10.12 3:11pm
Dick Everyman
Rio Ferdinand wears Bib supporting 'Spit It Out' stammer awareness campaign. 0
Ironduke 22.10.12 2:57pm
Ironduke
Rio Ferdinand refuses to support 'Knock One Out' masturbation awareness campaign 0
Ironduke 22.10.12 2:55pm
Ironduke
Census 2011 : Westminster second address hotspot,'mainly MP rent-swaps' 0
medici2471 22.10.12 2:20pm
medici2471
Black cab manufacturer finally goes south 0
Not Amused 22.10.12 2:13pm
Not Amused
Savile Inquiry may put finger in Greg Dyke

Flood later...

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virtuallywill 22.10.12 2:12pm
virtuallywill
Government brings in Freddy Krueger to slash teen unemployment

In response to the nightmare of teenage unemployment Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg has announced an innovative partnership with Freddy Krueger to ‘assist’ young people in their search for...

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Dick Everyman 22.10.12 2:06pm
Dick Everyman
UN bemoans lost opportunity on racism

The United Nations Human Rights Council issued an angry response after a number of Premier League players refused to wear t-shirts in support of the anti-racism Kick It Out campaign at the weekend....

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johnnydobbo 22.10.12 1:29pm
johnnydobbo
Newsnight editor 'steps aside' to join Panarama team 2
custard cream 22.10.12 1:26pm
seymour totti
Script writers help fabricate police evidence claims Walford business man

An MP is to call for an inquiry into alleged manipulation of evidence by several Police forces in Weatherfield, Walford and Beckingdale over the last 50 years. It is claimed that script writers...

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simonjmr 22.10.12 1:22pm
simonjmr
SWP's new marketing manager promises to revolutionise the politics business

The Socialist Worker Party has surprised many in the world of politics by installing Rick Cooper, a leading light in the IT marketing industry, as its new CEO with a brief to 'revolutionise' British...

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ronseal 22.10.12 1:13pm
ronseal
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dvo4fun 22.10.12 1:05pm
dvo4fun
Morph playdoughphile investigation "ongoing" say BBC 0
andhrimnir 22.10.12 12:59pm
andhrimnir
Recalling a golden age of Ceefax firsts

As many as twenty-six people across the British Isles tuned in to say a final goodbye to Ceefax. The TV text-based new service gave us many wonderful moments during its long life but enthusiasts...

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Newsquelch 22.10.12 12:16pm
Newsquelch