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Diagnosis of Terminal Diseases Raise 400% as GPs Strike

With Doctor Surgeries closing their doors to any non-emergency cases on Thursday many patients have taken to self-diagnosis and the majority of them are not long for this world., Betty Wright, 60,...

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Hooch 21.06.12 7:08pm
Hooch
Gove to reintroduce school bullies

Education secretary Michael Gove has defended his decision to reintroduce formal bullying into secondary schools, and rejected accusations it would mean "two tiers before bedtime." “There’s...

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nickb 22.06.12 8:17am
Duff
Michael Fish charged with siphoning off weather

Michael Fish may or may not have been charged with siphoning off the best weather and keeping it for himself. The controversial rainman come witch doctor has been taking advantage of his position to...

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The Masked Frog 21.06.12 10:02pm
Hurrumph
Chuck Norris accelerates to red lights 0
Dumbnews 21.06.12 5:41pm
Dumbnews
Carr apologises: Barlow gets OBE

Carr apologises: Barlow gets OBE...

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Mark Gregory 21.06.12 5:28pm
Mark Gregory
Carr cites Ken Dodd as major influence

Carr cites Ken Dodd as major influence...

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Mark Gregory 21.06.12 5:27pm
Mark Gregory
Dr Who admits having offshore account in Gallifrey as part of K9 tax avoidance 0
Ian Searle 21.06.12 4:25pm
Ian Searle
No time travel today as Dr Who goes on strike. 0
Ian Searle 21.06.12 4:23pm
Ian Searle
Oil rigs targeted in dawn DVD copyright infringement raid

It is a message familiar to anyone who has bought or rented a DVD.  Among places where infringements of copyright are common, oil rigs feature prominently.  It's understood leading movie...

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nickb 15.11.13 5:25pm
nickb
Is Queen In Grip Of Chronic Gambling Addiction?

Fears are growing today for Her Majesty the Queen who it is believed is becoming heavily addicted to gambling on horse racing. It's widely known that most monarchs spend all day sitting on a throne,...

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Duff 21.06.12 1:50pm
Duff
Cameron's carr u-turn 0
medici2471 21.06.12 1:26pm
medici2471
Cameron: I've made a terrible error 0
medici2471 21.06.12 1:24pm
medici2471
8 out 10 people think Jimmy Carr's apology is joke 0
Scronnyglonkle 21.06.12 12:59pm
Scronnyglonkle
Man pre-orders drawing pins from oil rig. Admits registering offshore for tacks

Man pre-orders drawing pins from oil rig. Admits registering offshore for tacks...

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BAJDixon 21.06.12 12:57pm
BAJDixon
Carr tax set to increase

lots more soon...

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andhrimnir 21.06.12 12:57pm
andhrimnir
The Pirate Bay Celebrates

Torrent website The Pirate Bay today celebrated the huge increase in anonymous visitors from the UK that recent ISP blocks have created. "We have been trying to convert our user base to complete...

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Boroughbloke 21.06.12 2:30pm
bonjonelson
Carr reverses. 1
Thor 21.06.12 12:16pm
Sinnick
New age traveller wins Lincolnshire sausage eating championship

http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/6PxHqECQjJ4GtF8dAXmwpg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD00MjA7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/251/2012/06/21/PA-13859705-jpg_094849.jpg More soon...

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jp1885 21.06.12 12:55pm
Scronnyglonkle
Biggest shake-up in a generation as 'being an MP keeps getting easier'

Education Secretary, Michael Gove has today come out with proposals that could see the biggest shake-up in Westminster since MP’s could no longer claim for the cleaning of their garden gnomes. The...

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Perks 21.06.12 11:36am
dvo4fun
Thousands rush to sign-up to 'Jimmy Carr avoidance' scheme

Thousands of people the length and breadth of the UK have today been reported to be signing up to a Jimmy Carr avoidance scheme. The highly controversial scheme allows ‘subscribers’ to filter,...

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muggyfresh 21.06.12 4:32pm
Duff
Media Executives admit comedians financial affairs are just Carr Cash Telly 0
Ian Searle 21.06.12 11:20am
Ian Searle
Craig David appointed as GB Archery Team's bow selector 1
grumblechops 21.06.12 11:09am
grottymonty
Jimmy Carr blames Tax woes on clues from 3-2-1

Comedian Jimmy Carr has answered his critics following revelations about his tax affairs and claimed his accountant got him to sign up after explaining the tax scheme in a style eerily similar to the...

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seymour totti 21.06.12 10:28am
seymour totti
"I've made a huge mistake" says MP who admits paying tax. 2
Ian Searle 21.06.12 11:18am
Scitech77
Mountain climber admits to using K2 tax scheme 0
jp1885 21.06.12 9:05am
jp1885
Assange seeks asylum in London Zoo

Fearing an imminent rebuff from Equador, Julian Assange has stayed one step ahead of the authorities by seeking asylum in the primate enclosure at London Zoo. London Zoo director Jason Hunt said the...

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Yikes 21.06.12 8:58am
Yikes
Jimmy Carr completes self-assessment: 'berk'

Mea culpa soon...

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Skylarking 21.06.12 8:47am
Skylarking
Jimmy Carr apology in full

I appreciate as a comedian, people will expect me to ‘make light’ of this situation, but I’m not going to in this statement as this is obviously a serious matter. I met with a commissioning...

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loveandgarbage 21.06.12 11:02pm
Danny
'Fifty Shades of Gary’ not a cash-in, insists Glitter 0
jp1885 21.06.12 8:44am
jp1885
Multivitamin actually stops you from dying says scientific study

In a controlled test over a period of 72 hours, scientists at the Holland and Barrett University have found no evidence of death in subjects taking a daily dose of multivitamin., ‘It’s early...

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Chris Hitchcock 21.06.12 8:34am
Chris Hitchcock