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Prime Minister Cameron was arrested this afternoon, by the police, for illegal trading., Items confiscated by the police included a dodgy range of 'Call Me Dave' cosmetics and a small desk sign,...

Buckingham Palace today issued a statement indicating that from now on Prince William will be officially designated as bald. Unlike his father and uncles, the 27 year old prince has told friends he...

The Tory Party leadership has decided to hold their next annual conference, not at the seaside, but in a large Soho strip club in order to entice more members of the Upper House to attend Conference....

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It's all a bit of a muggle...

Brown-nosed Osbourne insists that he just accidentally bumped into Cameron...

Forensic expert, Dr Daniel Harper, said: 'This is very unusual. Usually the families of murderers know about about the murder motives of killers. We have seen 100s of cases where such families could...

Tells banks to make them an offer they can't refuse...

Lethal Weapon sequel somewhere in the pipeline no doubt...

Dressed as a giant penis, John Quinn brought London's traffic to a halt as he symbolically lobbed sticky solutions into an over-sized plastic receptacle. After years of desperately seeking access...

Gillette today launched what it claims is the next generation of male grooming product. The Defoliator, is a hi-tech multiblade razor, which the manufacturer claims will give metrosexual men a groin...

A Wall's distribution centre in Halesmere has accidentally created 'thrilling new flavours' after confusing ingredient deliveries for Unilever's ice-cream concern with Kerry Group's sausage factory....

'After all', said a spokesman, 'we learnt their language at school.'...

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Directors at BP claim to have uncovered an obscure document published by what appears to be a singing architectural duo in the 70s. In a statement BP claimed the duo's publication refers to the...

Some things are always guaranteed on a British summertime; rain, a rash of BBQ food in Tesco and most hated of all, queues on any road capable of bearing the width of a car. In an enterprising move...

The annual assembly of the top secret organisation, The Battenberg Group, is being held in Spain. Delegates from Betty Crocker, Sara Lee and Twinkie are all thought to be present at the conference...