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| 'Data leads to Knowledge, Knowledge leads to Power', Yoda now works at Google | 0 |  |
dan_waterworth | 2 years |
| Brycreem claims record for world's biggest oil slick | 0 | |
roybland | 2 years |
| Englands captain curse sees Ferdinand sidelined. Fans want Heskey as replacement | 0 | |
TerribleTim | 2 years |
| Ahmadinejad dismantles nuclear armoury after discovery of Iranian Dale Winton. | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 2 years |
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Search ongoing for North Korean Alan Titchmarsh... |
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| Gravediggers forced to cheer-up in funereal service overhaul | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 2 years |
| Sky News Gives a Child a Chance | 0 | |
Doctor Moptop | 2 years |
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Sky News defended its decision to broadcast an interview with a nine-year-old boy who witnessed one of Derrick Bird's murders. "Going over the traumatic event that has shaken the community to its... |
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| Higgs-Bowson particle discovered during Hotpoint spin-cycle. | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 2 years |
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Large Hadron Collider 'not redundant' after discovery that 'it washes beautifully at 30 degrees'... |
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| Society of the Bleedin' Obvious unsure of purpose | 1 | |
roybland | 2 years |
| Corpse left outside florists as tribute to murder victim | 1 | |
roybland | 2 years |
| Writer downs his tool as knob gag gag hits home | 0 | |
andhrimnir | 2 years |
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no more soon... |
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| Ed Balls lands new role | 0 | |
euankitson | 2 years |
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Amist speculation MGM have tonight announced that the new James Bond actor is to be Ed Balls. After the departure of Daniel Craig from the franchise the film-makers allowed actors to put themselves... |
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| (reposting) Newsbiscuit starts Anti-Smut Campaign | 4 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
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'We just don't need this schoolboy, peurile, filth', says Merton solicitor, Brian Kane, a tall man with a very long but flacid cock. (It may be clearer, now, why it was deleted)... |
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| Drogba Elbowed Out | 1 | |
Doctor Moptop | 2 years |
| Potters Bar witness "heard a bang". It's going to be a long ol' inquest. | 9 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 2 years |
| Channel 5 reschedule cricket highlights after the misery at Old Trafford today | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 2 years |
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more respect later... |
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| Job seekers allowance to be scrapped in favour of job avoiders get fuck all. | 6 | |
Basil_B | 2 years |
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Announced Cameron after todays cabinet meeting... |
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| Burglars. Want a 50" plasma TV? Just pick a house with a St Georges flag on it | 1 | |
brownpaperreporter | 2 years |
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So you're not disturbed make sure its a day when England play and theyve gone to the pub to watch it... |
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| EasyJet ash test integrity questioned when sensors found outside school discos | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 2 years |
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and pubs, hospital maternity wards and office buildings but nowhere near a volcano... |
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| Police question Welshman after massive knob painted on Uffington white horse | 4 | |
andhrimnir | 2 years |
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during what he claims is "smut hour"... |
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| Lid Dem policy influence holds sway as Custard to be made new national dish. | 2 | |
Basil_B | 2 years |
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A triumphant beaming Nick Clegg appeared from this afternoons cabinet meeting making the announcement that custard will be the new national dish, ' Ever since the election I have fought hard with... |
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| Police on alert as another mild-mannered man turns nasty | 1 | |
brownpaperreporter | 2 years |
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false alarm its only Hong Kong Phooey, http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:DgxnyUGIUQR4SM:http://www.elfwood.com/fanq/b/r/brebo/hong_kong_phooey.jpg... |
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| Capello orders unpresidented amounts of cotton wool to wrap up Rooney | 0 | |
differentgravy | 2 years |
| Syphoning advice from MP enables BP to successfully funnel off oil spill | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 2 years |
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More expenses techniques soon... |
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| David Cameron and Nick Clegg 'to wed in the spring.' | 0 | |
kaisercasino | 2 years |
| Robbie Williams' ego used to block up BP oil spill. | 0 | |
kaisercasino | 2 years |
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The recent oil spill crisis has been solved today, when BP officials revealed they had used an innovative new method of blocking the oil spill, using the ego of pop singer Robbie Williams. Robbie... |
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| Jack Charlton put on standby as England World Cup defensive cover gets critical. | 0 | |
Basil_B | 2 years |
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Body of Bobby Moore to be exhumed as extra back up should Charlton get injured... |
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| Ken Dodds' Fathers Canine pet is alive and well | 4 | |
Svendo | 2 years |
| Dyson unveil new 'Hover-Hoover.' | 0 | |
kaisercasino | 2 years |
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Vacuum cleaner manufacturers Dyson have today unveilied the prototype of the much aniticipated 'Hover-Hoover.' The devise, that will be selling under the name of Dyson Air, will be going on general... |
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| Honeymoon period over for Cameron, divorce expected in five years. | 0 | |
Basil_B | 2 years |
| Caravan couple in Cumbrian near miss | 8 | |
brownpaperreporter | 2 years |
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Looking for eye-witness accounts we spoke to Jenny Digence, 52, obviously shocked and struggling to keep her emotions in check "its tragic, such a beautiful place and such devastation" turning to her... |
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