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Suarez, It was my tribute to the Uruguayian Rugby team that crashed in the Andes

Man Alive!...

Scronnyglonkle 22.04.13 10:38am
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Liverpool FC "in Uraguay the bite is seen as culturally acceptable..." 0
Backup Brian 22.04.13 10:31am
Backup Brian
Olympus Has Fallen sequel announced: 'Samsung Has Risen' 0
custard cream 22.04.13 10:30am
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Pandas' Abstention From Sexual Activity Due To Fear Of Yewtree Exposure 1
Titus 22.04.13 9:27am
Kim Jong Eun waiting to find out who the Broadchurch murderer is before attack 0
Ian Searle 22.04.13 9:20am
Ian Searle
Broadchurch described as 'disappointing' after murderer revealed as the Daleks 0
Ian Searle 22.04.13 9:15am
Ian Searle
On the Origin of Raisins

Recent DNA testing into the nutritional benefits of raisins has led to the discovery of some startling information regarding the dried fruits origin. For many years raisins were thought to be dried...

bobby5fingers 22.04.13 9:07am
Dick Everyman
Humour Is An Integral Part Of Calculus Say Maths Teachers 0
Titus 22.04.13 7:34am
Edinburgh Zoo staff say Yang Guang Thank you mam on Panda's behalf

More artificial news later...

victimms 22.04.13 7:34am
Footballer Suffers Food Poisoning During Match

Biting satire or another bad taste joke?...

Titus 22.04.13 7:31am
Maths teacher confuses students by not differentiating between calculus methods 2
DorsetBoy 22.04.13 7:22am
ChildLine kidnap crisis deepens as parents refuse to pay the Rantzen

More highly contrived one-liners soon...

Smart Alex 22.04.13 7:01am
Smart Alex
Suarez to be provided with Pizza delivery phone number 0
Sinnick 22.04.13 6:47am
Boston Bomb Suspect Unable to Speak to Police "Because Of Book Deal" 0
Titus 21.04.13 11:01pm
Jonathon Ross Joins Thatcher In Witch List 0
Titus 21.04.13 11:00pm
Sigh of relief as London Marathon passes off without policy injury claim 2
sydalg 21.04.13 10:35pm
Newsbiscuit contributers agree to call a fag a fag after peace conference.

The United Nations has welcomed a new initiative on the popular news website to refer to cigarettes as fags from now on. Recent unrest over terms such as 'tab','straight' and 'ciggy' had caused...

MADJEZ 21.04.13 9:53pm
Operation Rhododendron Bush (continued)

The sex scandal engulfing the BBC reached fever pitch yesterday as BBC bosses were forced to deny that Fred Flintstone had made a series of indecent demands of his best friend’s wife. The news...

joefall 21.04.13 9:21pm
Son arise early in the morning - due in court at 8 am 0
LensCap 21.04.13 9:18pm
Jonathon Ross denies that IOW is a haven for extreme racists 0
LensCap 21.04.13 9:17pm
Harris victim "hopping mad" at being made into a song 1
sydalg 21.04.13 9:16pm
Suaraz apologises for incident which “left a nasty taste in the mouth”... 1
Tripod 21.04.13 9:03pm
BBC denies 'dumbing down' as it launches new series of Pro-Celebrity Muff Diving 0
LensCap 21.04.13 9:00pm
Man with 7 shiny pebbles included in Isle of Wight rich list. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 21.04.13 8:57pm
Movie about dropped camera, Olympus Has Fallen, proves to be a dud 0
custard cream 21.04.13 8:53pm
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Emergency services worker finds flourescent cream cures embarrassing Hi Viz itch 2
Dick Everyman 21.04.13 8:45pm
Dick Everyman
Latest offer from Tesco.

Buy a very large supermarket store in the UK and get a convenience store in America free. And clubcard points...

deskpilot3 21.04.13 8:44pm
Britain granted £1bn loan from China for Chinese earthquake relief fund. 2
Lucy4 21.04.13 8:40pm
Golgeau Treize
Man fails to connect with step son despite McDonald's trip

‘He just sat eating his Happy Meal, he barely even made eye contact,’ claimed local man Tommy Frank. ‘I’ve been trying so hard to be a father to him but he kept rejecting me, so when I saw...

Hooch 21.04.13 8:37pm
Traces of horse DNA found in Branislav Ivanovic's arm. More soon 0
21.04.13 8:34pm