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Synod accuses liberal theologian of 'being ecumenical with the truth' 3
Smart Alex 07.05.14 1:24pm
Wrenfoe
Alzheimer's victim confused on news that 50,000 will quit jobs to help.

The prediction that 50,000 will quit their jobs this year to care for an Alzheimer sufferer has left the sufferer, Mrs Ethel Greenslade of Tring, even more confused than she already was. She had been...

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Boutros 07.05.14 12:26pm
Boutros
Skull Cracker is Innocent says campaign led by Jon Gaunt and Max Clifford 0
ronseal 07.05.14 11:56am
ronseal
Both Brunei and Uruguay to allow their citizens to get stoned 1
Smart Alex 07.05.14 11:17am
Titus
Cameron asks Goodluck Jonathan "are you sure you didn't leave them in a pub?" 1
johnnydobbo 07.05.14 11:15am
Titus
Monica Lewinsky ‘returns to public life’ with on-field blowing of Redskins...

Monica Lewinsky has made a low-key return to public life by blowing every member of the Washington Redskins football team (while wearing [i]that[/i] dress), including the coaching staff, the guy who...

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Tripod 07.05.14 11:07am
Tripod
BBC: We're open to Clarkson torture method suggestions

In a surprise press conference last night, the BBC announced they would be accepting torture ideas to be used on Jeremy Clarkson. According to a spokesperson, this will be a new level of...

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Matthew S 07.05.14 10:55am
Matthew S
Hollywood stars in ethical boycott move

The massed ranks of A-List stars in Hollywood today announced the final list of institutions to be avoided on moral and ethical grounds. Addressing the huge crowd from outside the Beverly Hills...

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RobArmstrong 07.05.14 10:15am
Wrenfoe
Nigeria turns down Gary Glitter's offer to help find abducted schoolgirls 3
sydalg 07.05.14 9:19am
Mork
Vladimir Putin to express opposition to gay rights through the medium of dance

More curious mental images soon...

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Smart Alex 07.05.14 9:11am
Smart Alex
Schoolgirls disappear from school. Police do nothing

President Obama announced today that any country allowing schoolgirls to disappear without trace from school will attract international condemnation., Prime Minister Cameron was unavailable for...

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vulture1 07.05.14 9:05am
vulture1
Antony Hopkins dies again

Strange but true...

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Rootin Tootin 07.05.14 8:49am
Rootin Tootin
Monica Lewinsky opens her mouth, again. 0
Dick Everyman 07.05.14 8:47am
Dick Everyman
Hollywood stars object to introduction of Jude Law 0
Smart Alex 07.05.14 8:33am
Smart Alex
Nigerian police arrest Procol Harum

More to follow...

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apepper 07.05.14 8:29am
apepper
World of parachuting lauds Patten spectacular 'Better than Baumgartner, easy' 0
beckfordburger 07.05.14 8:26am
beckfordburger
Schoolgirl sales crash Nigerian eBay

..More soon...

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Concerned of Tawa 07.05.14 8:24am
Concerned of Tawa
Shock as British tennis player finishes first

More soon, I imagine...

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Oxbridge 07.05.14 8:24am
Oxbridge
Murray Aims For Twins In Three Sets

Henman settles for twinset and pearls...

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Mike Turbine-Hamilton 07.05.14 8:03am
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
Nigerian hostage crisis over as Twitter hashtag developed 0
johnnydobbo 07.05.14 7:48am
johnnydobbo
Western Voters Who Favour Policy Of Less Government Intervention Envy Nigerians 0
Titus 07.05.14 7:40am
Titus
Writer stabbed whilst failing to prove the old adage

..Police searching for assailant with 9 inch blade covered in biro...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 07.05.14 7:29am
Tripod
Maddie police continue search for Scouse Italian man 'Our Guido'.

Copyright 2007.. I'll get my coat...

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MADJEZ 07.05.14 7:21am
MADJEZ
All entomologists to be required to name their favourite beetle 1
sydalg 07.05.14 6:53am
Titus
Climate change shagging tax 'inevitable' say IPCC

IPCC, the organisation charged with fabricating myths about climate change, says that taxes directly related to the phenomenon are inevitable. 'Climate change taxes have been in use for centuries,'...

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throngsman 07.05.14 5:38am
throngsman
UK Eurovision strategy - ditch used-to-be's for never-gonna-be's

Just like the old days...

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throngsman 07.05.14 5:10am
throngsman
Ross Kemp to be sent to Nigeria to find kidnapped schoolgirls 0
Mork 07.05.14 3:01am
Mork
Eurovision has 26 versions of 'My Way' 0
Dun Dunkin 06.05.14 11:16pm
Dun Dunkin
Hallmark launch new card range for contrite sex pests

Greetings card manufacturer Hallmark has launched a new range of cards aimed at the remorseful sex offender. The new cards which Hallmark are calling 'the post-Savile range' have been introduced in...

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bookiesfriend 06.05.14 10:46pm
Ironduke
Elena Baltacha now highest ranking female British tennis player 22
RobArmstrong 06.05.14 9:37pm
RobArmstrong