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Geoffrey Boycott’s mother gets surprise call-up for Ashes test... 2
Tripod 18.12.13 3:15pm
james_doc
South Staffs College removes Savile portrait and hands curatorship to Daily Mail

South Staffordshire College has confirmed today that artistic control of the Art & Design course is to be taken over by the editor of the Daily Mail. The removal from a Lichfield campus...

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medici2471 18.12.13 2:18pm
medici2471
Now even people without a bank account can pay with plastic 0
NewBiscuit 18.12.13 1:53pm
NewBiscuit
Robin Hood Youth Orchestra not so merry after noise complaints 0
davetwojackets 18.12.13 1:39pm
davetwojackets
A 'Great' Train robber wouldn't have got caught claims villain. 0
MADJEZ 18.12.13 1:39pm
MADJEZ
Chinese man right handed but wrong footed

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davetwojackets 18.12.13 1:37pm
davetwojackets
Bus driver welcomes the New Year early with a punch and a punch and a punch...

You get the picture...

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davetwojackets 18.12.13 1:34pm
davetwojackets
Duncan Smith To Host Primetime TV Quiz Show

In an initiative to make its strict new rules for immigrants to the UK more palatable to the British public, the Department for Work and Pensions are to introduce a TV quiz show into the popular...

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pinxit 18.12.13 1:26pm
Ian Collier
Jennifer Lawrence wants Ringo Starr behind bars

The slender star of the, ironically titled, Hunger Games has called for the ex-drummer come voice-over artist to be arrested. Mr. Richard Starkey is accused of wilfully abusing Thomas the Tank...

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Wrenfoe 18.12.13 1:09pm
Wrenfoe
George Osborne’s letter to Santa leaked to the press.

A copy of George Osborne’s letter to Santa was leaked to the media today. Top of the list the chancellor is asking for was ‘a growth rate of over 3%’, closely followed by ‘a nasty accident...

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therustler 18.12.13 12:44pm
therustler
Plastic Bank Notes On The Way….

….Stand by for back pocket cracking?...

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Jesse Bigg 18.12.13 11:43am
Jesse Bigg
Cameron Playing Junket God?….

….Or just going here, there, every where, to avoid work?...

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Jesse Bigg 18.12.13 11:29am
Jesse Bigg
Leicestershire prison to find Sam Bailey replacement, X-Factor-style

In their pursuit to fill the vacancy left by Sunday's X-Factor winner, Sam Bailey, HMP Gartree in Leicestershire has announced plans to scrap its traditional hiring polices and instead host the UK's...

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Jesus H 18.12.13 11:16am
Robopop
The Ronnie Biggs we will never forget...

Fact and fiction are intertwined in the long life of Ronnie Biggs. “Fifty years after the Great Train Robbery”, said a police spokesman today, “it’s hard to differentiate between the man and...

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Tripod 18.12.13 11:13am
Robopop
Tories Behind The Great In-Train Robbery...

…NHS cuts, education cuts, low paid jobs, more scrimping and scraping; and - "Hey, let's forget about 'Up North'...

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Jesse Bigg 18.12.13 11:05am
Jesse Bigg
Royal Conspiracy Ruled out in Dumpty Case

The tragic death of beloved national wall-sitter H.Dumpty was "not a conspiracy" ruled the Pipersson Inquiry today, in a summary of its findings later to be released in a four line verse at a cost to...

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blokefromstoke 18.12.13 11:04am
Robopop
Homeopathic remedy for dementia has 'no memory of recent events'. 0
FOAD 18.12.13 10:59am
FOAD
Nigella hoping for snow on Christmas Day 0
Sinnick 18.12.13 10:58am
Sinnick
Gigantic zit wins ‘Pore Personality Of The Year’

Record-breaking blackhead squeezes into second place with acne crater scar taking third spot...

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farmer giles 18.12.13 10:48am
farmer giles
TVs Watchdog investigate Islam as '72 virgins' revealed as limited time offer.

More consumer complaints soon Just don't write the name of the prophet . what Allah'Oh f**k'., Lucky I didn't say MacBeth.. 'oh double f**k'...

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MADJEZ 18.12.13 9:06am
FOAD
Oxfordshire police commended for finding body in graveyard. 1
MADJEZ 18.12.13 8:59am
cinquecento
Rescue centres still overflowing with baby seals, points out turkey spokesman 0
cinquecento 18.12.13 8:55am
cinquecento
Government to introduce chocolate money by 2015

More to follow...

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apepper 18.12.13 8:31am
apepper
Man makes new years resolution to complete prior years resolutions 0
Dumbnews 18.12.13 12:00am
Dumbnews
Psychotherapist stalked by Psycho the rapist 0
Dick Everyman 17.12.13 9:59pm
Dick Everyman
"Mandela's ghost" missing sign language interpreter wearing a sheet. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 17.12.13 9:22pm
dominic_mcg
"I was following Apple Maps" claims Godot

The growing mythology behind Timothy Godot's notorious tardiness was today explained as a technical flaw with Apple's iPhone 'Maps' application. Mr Godot, from Snape, Suffolk, admitted that he had...

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Depth 17.12.13 8:06pm
Depth
BBC producers admit use of canned awkward silences on Pointless

Viewers of TV quiz show Pointless are outraged today as it is revealed that the trademark lack of chemistry between hosts Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman is entirely fabricated. Following...

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D 17.12.13 6:03pm
Wrenfoe
Airport capacity may be increased by parachuting passengers into the airport

With opposition to every plan of airport capacity expansion revealed in a report this morning, the government are going to look at the last viable option of visitors to the UK being allowed to...

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James Pluside 17.12.13 5:51pm
NewBiscuit
Saatchi was enraged when Nigella wouldn't let him have her crack, aide claims. 0
MADJEZ 17.12.13 4:26pm
MADJEZ