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Bradley Wiggins disgusted to find yellow jerseys available on the Internet. 0
Boutros 24.10.12 11:17pm
Boutros
Catholic church recognises Savile Partnerships 7
Dick Everyman 24.10.12 10:46pm
Screenie
Man who overdosed on homeopathic medicine in a stable condition say doctors. 0
reforse 24.10.12 9:33pm
reforse
Sherlock Holmes to join Child Protection Services

Following recent, widespread accusations of authorities' failure to deal with institutionalised paedophilia over a period of time spanning decades, authorities have turned to legendary consulting...

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Chubbington 24.10.12 9:07pm
Chubbington
Argos announce free store delivery - free store delivered with every order 0
custard cream 24.10.12 9:04pm
custard cream
Calls for tougher background checks for renegade space mercenaries

The population of earth faces 'almost certain' destruction without tougher background checks when hand-picking teams of renegade space mercenaries. That's the view of an inquiry into the blighted...

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24.10.12 8:46pm
The All New Jeni B
Cameron: "Prepared to go to gaol if necessary", to ensure no votes for prisoners

More illogicality soon...

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dvo4fun 24.10.12 6:55pm
dvo4fun
4G predictive text, "practically prefect". 7
beau-jolly 24.10.12 6:20pm
bonjonelson
Kaiser Chiefs release single "I predict an Earthquake" in Italy, just to be safe

That fits better. Thank you for your patience...

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bonjonelson 24.10.12 6:17pm
Dick Everyman
BBC to investigate allegations of secret Conservatism among former employees.

BBC bosses have announced that an internal inquiry will be held into allegations that several of its employees in the 70's and 80's held views closely matching those of the Conservative party. An...

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wallster 24.10.12 5:06pm
nickb
Shock verdict on Beachy Head mobile phone victim

Teenager, Becky Biggleswade, who this summer meandered to her death over the cliffs of Beachy Head, was said today to have died of natural causes. Following this morning's report that teenage...

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24.10.12 3:25pm
Dick Everyman
Gary Glitter link sees BBC Drama abandon remake of “The Glittering Prizes” 0
24.10.12 3:22pm
Newsnight plans programme on Janet Street-Porter after man finally comes forward 0
Loundshay 24.10.12 2:58pm
Loundshay
Retired people encouraged to save for their retired retirement.

Retired people who are working by looking after the old old people should pay into a pensioners pension fund so that they are able to support themsleves when they themselevs become old old and retire...

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Not Amused 24.10.12 2:53pm
Not Amused
Bangkok TV announce unabridged TOTP back catalogue channel 0
24.10.12 2:46pm
Argos sale biggest yet

75 of their biggest items to go first...

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victimms 24.10.12 2:37pm
victimms
Frankel's owner "standing by him" as superstar horse comes out as gay

The world's most eligible equine bachelor has stunned his owners by coming out as gay, just hours after winning his final race at Ascot. Unbeaten in fourteen meetings, a horse of Frankel's calibre...

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grumblechops 24.10.12 1:48pm
AReader
Savile Links to Al-Qaeda Confirmed

A reliable source who cannot be named has confirmed beyond doubt that Jimmy 'Sicko' Savile had strong links to al-Qaeda. This shocking revelation, hot on the heels of the discovery of Savile's IRA...

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JLD 24.10.12 1:40pm
JLD
Public backlash as Palace endeavours to return Savile to the common people

“We don’t want him in our club” said John, one of the populous “in fact we still haven't actually accepted Fred Goodwin back.” The Palace has refused to comment, prompting speculation that...

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Newsquelch 24.10.12 1:11pm
Newsquelch
Tooth Fairy requests EU bailout

The financial crisis took a new twist this week when the Tooth Fairy put in a request for assistance from the EU. "The UK population is growing, which means there are more children than ever...

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seymour totti 24.10.12 12:56pm
seymour totti
Ceefax switched off, Isle of Wight reverts to semaphore 0
Oxbridge 24.10.12 12:53pm
Oxbridge
Beluga slams Beeb

California: NOC (9) a much beloved Beluga whale at the National Marine Mammal Foundation has not only mimicked human speech patterns, but has now added his voice to a rising tide of condemnation...

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Newsquelch 24.10.12 12:37pm
Newsquelch
Khan to appear in Handicap match at Wrestlemania

Amir Khan and his brother to appear as a tag team in a handicap match against six unknown opponents...

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gwalker2805 24.10.12 11:52am
gwalker2805
2013 Tour de France route to take in pharmacy, blood bank and law courts 0
Mandy Lifeboat 24.10.12 11:42am
Mandy Lifeboat
George Entwistle "shocked" by revelation that he's BBC DG

George Entwistle has reacted with amazement to discover that he's the Director General of the BBC. "I thought I was the cleaner. I wondered why I had such a nice office."...

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apepper 24.10.12 11:30am
apepper
Signposts win a landmark ruling.

But milestones say there is still a long way to go...

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Ian Searle 24.10.12 11:27am
Ian Searle
Armstrong stripped of his "First Man on Moon " Title 0
Scronnyglonkle 24.10.12 11:14am
Scronnyglonkle
Life on Mars team to “retro-solve” BBC crisis.

The BBC is set to launch a special investigation into events at Television Centre in the 70’s and 80’s, using the tried and tested BBC 1 dramatic formula of time travel. In the planned...

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nickb 24.10.12 10:52am
nickb
Bovine TB compromise: environmentalists to be culled instead. 0
sigmund 24.10.12 10:35am
sigmund
BBC expecting to receive suit created by Savile Row

I'm sure there's a dead clever joke in this somewhere, unfortunately the above was all I could achieve. Any better suggestions anyone?...

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Screenie 24.10.12 10:34am
Screenie