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Joey Barton on The Road To Wigan Pier with QPR 0
rebel not taken 3 years

QPR have been given permission by Newcastle to 'have a word' with Joey Barton. The deep thinking Barton has recently converted to Existentialism and his constant soul searching has given bewildered...

Inmates receive blue movies in exchange for a spot of painting 0
spoole2112 3 years

The air was blue when the husband of Jacqui Smith returned home to find the ex Home Secretary had given away his entire collection of pornographic DVD's in payment for the decorating services of two...

"Poor" 5.8 Richter score evidence of Obama's underperfomance, claims Tea Party 0
dvo4fun 3 years

More ranting soon...

'Hague should stop issuing delusional statements and get real'-Gaddafi 1
writinginbsl 3 years

Does anyone care what william hague thinks..?...

Late deal bonanza at Rixos Hotel, Tripoli... 0
allmyownstunts 3 years
David Hume to feature in new docu-soap: The only way is ethics 0
beau-jolly 3 years

Coat on - heading for door...

Rebels pushing to seize Tripoli before news fatigue sets in 0
simonjmr 3 years

Or a bigger domestic story overshadows events in Libya. More soon...

FDA approves new miracle drug, Placeberol 0
Dumbnews 3 years
IPCC: "Police justified in killing a man to prevent him stabbing himself." 0
dvo4fun 3 years
But Amy told us it was legal, says Mitch Winehouse in apology. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Gaddafi found hiding in Big Brother House 2
Mr_Johno 3 years

Colonel Gaddafi was discovered in the early hours of this morning living in the channel 5 Big Brother house. It has been suggested that he may have been living there undetected for up to a week...

Gaddafi asks Strauss-Khan for his lawyer's phone number. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Winslet to be added to Insurance Companies Force Majeur clauses 0
simonjmr 3 years
Arab League In Pre-season Turmoil 0
Mike Turbine-Hamilton 3 years

Muammar Gaddaffi is the latest Arab League manager to come under intense pressure ahead of next month's big kick-off. Following the demise of long-term Egypt manager Hosni Mubarak and Zine El Abidine...

98.7% of people use 96.9% of information downloaded to their smartphones: Survey 0
Griffin 3 years
Proposal for maximum wage could see exodus of bankers. Nation overjoyed. 0
martin2381 3 years
Kate Winslet saves man from sinking ship. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

Dramatic footage has emerged of actress Kate Winslet saving a man from a sinking ship in the North Atlantic. The star of ‘Enigma’ and ‘Iris’ showed cavalier disregard for her own safety...

Arsenal want to sign Hazard, but Barton prefers QPR 0
martin2381 3 years
Looters to help Jackie Smith move house before leaving prison. More soon. 0
martin2381 3 years

The story is at http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-14648111 if you want to read it...

Futurist writers predict Sally Bercow could become self aware at some point. 2
Corrigan 3 years
Scientists claim orange coloured, citrus tasting, fizzy ocean is just a fantasy 4
Ian Searle 3 years

I'll get me coat....

Pontin's Holiday Camp to join the Russel Group 0
JimmyA 3 years

It has been announced today that due to the oversubscription to university places this year, Pontin's Holiday Camp at Ainsdale is to be granted University Status. It will offer degrees, like many...

More record exam results prompt new 'A Supernova' grade. 1
Corrigan 3 years
Have A Go Hero Thwarts Dalek In Bungled Post Office Raid In Peckham 0
Duff 3 years

The Metropolitan Police are hunting for a Dalek in connection with a bungled raid that took place on a post office in Peckham earlier today. The failed robbery happened in broad daylight on the busy...

Prisons can't cope with influx of contraband due to UK riots inmates 1
simonjmr 3 years

The already fragile micro-economic trade systems within the UK prisons has been put under increasing strain with the introduction of over 1,000 riot inmates in recent weeks. The delicate system of...

Lovefilm considering imposing fines on Gadaffi after he fails to return 10 DVDs 0
simonjmr 3 years
Channel 5's ill advised introduction of a Bengal Tiger to CBB house ends in orgy 0
simonjmr 3 years

Channel 5 last night were frantically trying to avert a public relations disaster, after the inclusion of a 488lb Bengal Tiger ending in the vicous mauling of Sally Bercow, the rape of the tiger suit...

East Coast USA devastated 0
greg various 3 years

by shock wave of 'Did the earth move for you?' "jokes"...

Gaddafi Sighted in Sainsburys 0
Drylaw 3 years

In the turmoil that is war-torn Libya, the search is on for fugitive dictator Muammar Gaddafi. Rebel forces scour Tripoli, breaking into houses and hotels and stopping cars and lorries fleeing the...

Cameron Admits, "I'm Posh, My Constituents Are Posh, I Live In A Posh Part Of.. 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

London. But with the aid of binoculars, I can see ordinary people at the end of my street."...