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| Daily Mail warns Oil Slick may cause cancer | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Havaan | 2 years |
| Doubt cast on BP claims slick is going as oil is seen washed up on Bondai Beach | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Basil_B | 2 years |
| North Korean leader partial to a little dog | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
simonjmr | 2 years |
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Kim Jong Il declares himself as the worlds foresmost dog lover. More soon... |
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| 'Emergency Services' to be renamed 'When We Can Services' under new cuts | 2 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
| Cable reeling after Cable death | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
simonjmr | 2 years |
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Vince Cable was today in shock at the premature death of the former Stereophonics drummer Stuart Cable. More soon... |
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| Gerry Adams wins BAFTA | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
virtuallywill | 2 years |
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http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/48008000/jpg/_48008137_48008136.jpg... |
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| Cameron "furious" that Clegg left the iron on | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
simonjmr | 2 years |
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"We're supposed to be cutting public spending, and he goes and does something like this. Idiot!" said a furious Cameron this morning. Observers have pointed out that the honeymoon period looks to be... |
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| Cameron says deficit will hurt everyone, he may have to lay off his pâtissier | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
virtuallywill | 2 years |
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more later... |
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| Steve Brookstein a surprise choice of frontman for I'm in a rock'n'roll band | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Iamthestig | 2 years |
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Apparently he had the x-factor!... |
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| Colour coded Photo ID cards introduced for the cabinet, to help tell who's who | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Iamthestig | 2 years |
| Mans kidneys removed without go-ahead during Britains Got Talent final | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Laughingstock | 2 years |
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he didn’t realise they were operating on him until the commercials. A spokesman for Simon Cowell said it was inappropriate to comment at this stage “but we will be in a position to do so once the... |
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| Councils urged to open books – once they can read... | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Laughingstock | 2 years |
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Councils urged by Eric Pickles to open up their books for examination once they've learnt to read themselves... |
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| Cameroon claims he's a lumberjack and he's OK | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
dan_waterworth | 2 years |
| Tory glee short-lived as dead Cable named as ex-Stereophonics drummer Stuart | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
| Occupants arrested as police discover dwelling without flags and bunting | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Laughingstock | 2 years |
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Norfolk Police today swopped on a house as part of the residents Neighbourhood Watch Scheme in which fellow residents said one household was failing to comply in the national interest of the World... |
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| Red neck Americans are having to come to terms with Black oil | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
dan_waterworth | 2 years |
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More soon millions of barrels more... |
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| Bruised Jupiter 'fell down the stairs' maintains asteroid | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
jp1885 | 2 years |
| 'He's a nice man: nobody likes him' says Clegg of Cameron | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
| 'George Osborne not as awful as he appears,' says friend. | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
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'Not far off, though'... |
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| Leading study shows 80% of statistics are made up, a further 40% are impossible. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
dan_waterworth | 2 years |
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97% chance of more coming soon... |
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| British students to help with oiled up American birds | 20 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
virtuallywill | 2 years |
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http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/09feb27-nicely-oiled-up.jpg... |
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| Clegg asks for sprinkles on his double dip | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
MrChigleysAunt | 2 years |
| Motorists urged to show support for Somalia by flying Skull and Cross Bones. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ian Searle | 2 years |
| Masochists welcomes Cameron’s promise of “more pain to come”. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ian Searle | 2 years |
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Even more pain soon... |
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| iPad makers to raise pay after spate of suicides:BA cabin crew review position | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
virtuallywill | 2 years |
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industrial inaction... |
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| New Islamic Witness threat to UK lifestyle | 2 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
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A terrible new threat to the British way of life has appeared on the avenues and cul-de-sacs of the UK, says the Mail on Sunday, after al-Qaeda leaders called for their operatives to 'work smarter,... |
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| Chandlers Reunited | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
virtuallywill | 2 years |
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A Kent couple being held by Somali pirates have been temporarily reunited, according to a doctor who treated them., The candle website Chandlers Reunited raised awareness and money from candle-lit... |
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| FA claim 'biggest ever bandwagon' | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
jmcl | 2 years |
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Support for the England football team has enjoyed a dramatic surge in recent days after the finale to Britain’s Got Talent left millions of lives ‘empty and without meaning’. More at... |
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| North Korean atomic super-mutant 'must play in goal' insists FIFA | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
jp1885 | 2 years |
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North Korea's attempt to bolster their World Cup team up-front by nominating a specially-bred striker as their third goalkeeper has backfired spectacularly today, after FIFA insisted that the... |
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| Running with scissors event at school sports day halted by Euro Regulations | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
gaijintendo | 2 years |
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"It is shear lunacy"... |
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