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How to drive women crazy in bed! 0
Theodore Sprangshaft 3 years

Fart, snore and grind your teeth...

Want to hang out with beautiful young ladies.. 0
Theodore Sprangshaft 3 years

travel the world and party in the very best 5 star hotels whilst being paid a boat load then the IMF is waiting for you!...

If Only IKEA made nuclear missiles.. 0
Theodore Sprangshaft 3 years

then we could offer North Korea an alternative to testing.provide them with an 'off the shelf' solution tried and tested? It would be shipped flat-pack with assembly instructions in Turkish and by...

Vettel's Dreams Of F1 Glory Dashed After Locking Himself Out Of Car 9
Textbook 3 years

Germany's Sebastian Vettel saw his aspirations to be the youngest ever winner of three consecutive World Championships go down in flames when he locked himself out of his car on the starting grid....

Fueling financial hiccups is a piece of pastry. 0
kondorish 3 years

In a bid to lighten the dark cloud sitting over the March budget Prime Minister Dr David Macaroon decided that an early April Fuels joke was in order. Sick and tired of hearing complaints about the...

Face Transplant donor is unknown UK politician 0
RickH 3 years

Impossible to tell which as they all still seem to have at least two. More later...

Nick Clegg to be hit hard by new Patsy Tax 3
Ludicity 3 years
Whose Heart Was Transplanted Into Dick 'Darth Vader' Cheney's Chest Anyway? 0
3 years

News information services have informed us that former President-Of-Vice Dick Cheney has had a heart transplant. The former Halliburton head man had to wait almost two years to get his new ticker...

COBRA meeting on fuel strike 0
mikesmifff 3 years

On emerging from the COBRA meeting today, David Cameron said. "While it was unsafe & even illegal for people to hoard fuel at home, they could always do what he & the cabinet had done. Buy...

Big Business advises Cameron to top up their coffers 0
Mr Normal 3 years

Big business advises Cameron to top up their coffers...

Osborne to combine VAT on hot food with increase in postal rates 0
Tomfinger 3 years

to be called Pasty Parcel Tax...

Pope urges Cubans to search for non-existent deity 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Cameron advises big business to top up Tory Party coffers 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Britain's Got Talent Hopeful to Invent Sob Story In Bid to Win Public Votes 1
deluca 3 years

Peter Blyth, a moderately talented pub singer from Aylesbury has engaged a top PR Consultant to aid his audition on ITVs Britain's Got Talent., "My problem is, I had a very happy childhood, was...

Aliens land in Old Trafford 0
GillsImp 3 years

When interviewed one alien said that they would be leaving as there is no atmosphere...

Two Men Walked into a Bar 0
GillsImp 3 years

You would have thought the second would have realised?...

Henry IV denies responsibility for enciting warfare 0
GillsImp 3 years

So shaken as we are, so wan with care Find we a time for frighted peace to pant,, And breathe short-winded accents of new broils, To be commenced in strands afar remote. Henry denied to comment...

Conspiracy Theorist Fails to deny Conspiracy 0
GillsImp 3 years

A conspiracy theorist has denied reporte that conspiracies are just a theory. This has puzzled various groups including the illuminati who believe that this is lights the fire of confusion...

Racing barnacles compete in limpet games 1
nickb 3 years
Train carriage evacuated as passenger sets phone to "silent but deadly" mode. 0
Haywood Manley 3 years
Dead inventor of Greek dip gets posthumous praise 5
nickb 3 years
Tulisa seeks gagging order 16
medici2471 3 years
Dignitas to introduce new Gift Vouchers and Loyalty schemes 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

This journalist asks is there an Exit strategy...

Petrol Stations reporting Nectar points shortages 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Traffic Warden praised for customer service 4
Perks 3 years

A traffic warden working in Buckingham has become the first ‘civil enforcement officer’ to have received a letter of praise. The letter was written by a motorist who had been penalised for...

Osborne hopes to curb satire with the introduction of pastiche tax 1
simonjmr 3 years
'Stapling stuff' is in our genes say Docs 2
kga6 3 years

A two year study into office worker habits has led to the conclusion that humans are ingrained with 'the need to staple stuff'. The blind study, so described due to the number of staple related eye...

Maude Bullish about petrol storage ideas 0
monkeechicken 3 years

Minister for the Cabinet Office, Francis Maude has defended his plans for the public storage of fuel today. Speaking outside the Houses of Parliament, Maude was bullish about his suggestion that...

US face transplant success offers solution to Labour concerns over Ed Miliband 6
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Labour supporters are said to be ‘cautiously optimistic’ today after news of a successful face transplant in the US opened up the potential for quietly replacing a worryingly inept party leader...

Scientists discover new 'heat' description 0
Exiled Royal 3 years

Up until now there have been three different colours to describe heat: Red Hot (just hot), White Hot (very hot) and Blue Hot (extremely hot). But now a group of scientists from London University...