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New Apple product gains kudos from the law enforcement community 0
Tom55 3 years

Combining the functions of a police radio, a phone, a camera, and a riot shield, with a handy heavy metal casing for "accidentally" thumping nonces, the new device is gaining adherents throughout the...

Sun starts collection of marbles for someone who has lost his. 2
Ostsee 3 years
Radio 1 DJs running out of mundane things to find 'cool' 1
ronseal 3 years
Scandal as man buys revolutionary technology and loses his head 0
ronseal 3 years

Louis XVIth was hopping mad yesterday, after his guilllotine. hang on, this isn't working...

Dalglish EuroLottery Winner: Signs Marc Albrighton for 161million plus Dirk Kuyt 0
Solanki and Mawhinney 3 years

(Presume we just put one-liners in the title)...

Red Arrows Displays to be 'strictly ticket-only' from now on. 2
allmyownstunts 3 years
BBC chiefs ‘on all fours and bracing themselves’ over media scandal 0
FraserWords 3 years

BBC chiefs this morning confirmed they have assumed their national political crisis position: on all fours in front of the Government, and bracing themselves., Executives reluctantly got onto their...

Relief after Frankie Boyle’s Gross Product grew by only 0.2% in the last quarter 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Report clears Denny Laine of any blame for ‘Mull of Kintyre’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
British Association of Love Rat Vicars formed 0
Tom55 3 years

"Now that Murdoch has shut down the News of The World we need a new forum to publicize our bedroom frolics. The rest of the media seem completely uninterested. For example, there was not a single...

Moody's ratings agency downgraded to "bunch of twats" 0
greg various 3 years
Diligent but dyslexic chrysalis wins employee of the moth award. 0
be reasonable 3 years

Hat tip to Andrew...

Politician criticises journalists for being cynical, amoral scumbags. 0
be reasonable 3 years

A well-known paragon of virtue, Mr. Pot, yesterday called a seller of seedy popular fiction, Mr. Kettle, some very rude names in the House of Commons. So everything’s alright now, the fourth estate...

Alistair Campbell makes U turn on attitude to smearing, fabrication and invasion 0
ronseal 3 years
Origins of human stupidity explained by local misanthropologist 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Wills And Kate Hit Skid Row 0
victimms 3 years

As part of their tour of Canada and Hollywood the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge made an impromptu guest appearance at a gig held by rock band Skid Row. For the first time in his life and unlike his...

Elderly 'will suffer most' as coalition imposes congestion charge on Memory Lane 1
dicky37 3 years

[Now what did I come in here for again?]...

Cameron threatens weekly Big Society relaunches until everyone gets it. 3
deskpilot3 3 years
Miliband enjoys poll boost thanks to James Earl Jones voice-over 9
3 years

Ed Miliband has received a welcome boost in popularity, following consultation with media specialists. Criticised recently for his stilted responses, weak voice and unrealistic face, the leader of...

Corinthians to sign Tevez if they can show him where his family actually live 4
Solanki and Mawhinney 3 years

Brazilian side Corinthians are confident they can persuade Carlos Tevez to join them if they can sit down and show him where Buenos Aires, Sao Paulo and Manchester actually are on a map., The...

Somali pirates rejoice with new charity aid. 0
Scitech77 3 years
Corpse of former First Lady to be transported in a Model T Ford 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Stow's parish rag "News-on-the-Wold" to go national this Sun, editor claims. 0
Curbie Firetank 3 years
Deluded couple somehow expect to still be happy after 11 bloody years 7
Oxbridge 3 years

Psychiatrists up and down Britain are rolling their eyes in disbelief after a Swindon couple, Paul and Sophie Rice, announced that they were seeking marriage guidance because of a crisis in their...

Murdoch switches bid to BBC. 1
Ostsee 3 years
Murdoch hoping to resurrect News Corpse 2
Dick Everyman 3 years

Formaldehyde treatment nearing completion for Rebekah Brookes...

Daily Mail mishap results in publication of pro-BBC story 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Murdoch celebrates Bastille day by surrendering BSKYB 0
simonjmr 3 years
London Eye goes on loan to Kabul 2
Dick Everyman 3 years

In further moves to improve relations with Afghanistan, one of the UK’s biggest tourist attractions, the London Eye is to go on loan to the Afghan capital, Kabul. Merlin Entertainments...

China shut 1.3m websites in 2010, News Corps closes one tiny newspaper in 2011 1
simonjmr 3 years

"What's the fuss?" claims Rupert Murdoch. "I don't see no public enquiry into the activities of the Chinese Government." More soon...