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Media discover 'fracking' sounds a bit rude

The UK media suddnely became interested in the controversial drilling technique of hydraulic fracturing when they realised collectively that the more common name for the technique - fracking - sounds...

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johnnydobbo 13.12.12 9:26am
johnnydobbo
Indian bullock cart driver invests in brand equity

Rajinder Laxmai, a bullock cart driver from the slums of Goregaon, northern Mumbai, has announced plans to build up his brand recognition in order to win market share. This will be the heart of his...

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Oxbridge 13.12.12 9:00am
Oxbridge
Sign of the times?

And we all thought that it was necessity that spawned invention? Maybe it should be austerity The number of people changing their names by deed poll is up 500% on 2011, which was itself a record...

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D161TAL 13.12.12 8:44am
D161TAL
Folk scene hails Jeth Barley, and instrument made from own lung

England's blossoming folk scene is hailing a new hero, who has revolutionised traditional music by making an instrument from his own vital organs. Jeth Barley And His Musical Lung is selling out cow...

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13.12.12 7:31am
Idiot
Fed Up Of Christmas's In December?

Then join the "Swap With An Ozzie Club" mate!...

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Jesse Bigg 13.12.12 7:09am
Dickens or Shakespeare
No 'MANdate for gay marriage' claim

no more soon...

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custard cream 13.12.12 6:15am
Squudge
Operation Yewtree keeping their notes in a Phile-O-Fax

No more savile jokes again soon...

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Not Amused 13.12.12 6:14am
Squudge
Isle of Wight to get Ceefax

more in 4 years...

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Bourbon 13.12.12 6:03am
Squudge
Wizzard apologises for making it Christmas every bloody day

Roy Wood, lead singer of the 1970s glam rock band Wizzard, has apologised for his role in ensuring that is now Christmas every day. Today, 38 years to the week since Wizzard hit Number Two in the...

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Oxbridge 13.12.12 5:49am
Squudge
Lucky Old Ken Dodd......

Always in front of the game...

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Jesse Bigg 12.12.12 11:40pm
Jesse Bigg
Commercial Moon trip franchise awarded to Ryanair

Consumers have expressed fears of expensive "extras" as it was revealed that commercial flights to the Moon will be run by Ryanair. "$500 million sounds fair enough.", said one potential customer....

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apepper 12.12.12 3:42pm
apepper
Wizzard apologises for his part in making it Christmas every day

'I do feel guilty sometimes, especially when I see all the mountains of tat infesting every shop and all the tacky TV ads for Chinese made-tat before the cricket season is even over,' says Roy Wood,...

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Oxbridge 12.12.12 2:47pm
beau-jolly
I wish it wasn’t Christmas every day, admits Wizzard

Roy Wood, former lead singer of the glam rock band Wizzard, has apologised for the role he played in ensuring that it is now Christmas every day of the year. ‘Yeah, I’m really pissed off, but how...

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Oxbridge 12.12.12 2:46pm
Oxbridge
New Communications Data Bill requires all conversations to be remembered

A redrafting of the Communications Data Bill will require everyone in the UK to make a verbatim record of every conversation they have, noting the place and time and cross referencing it to the...

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beau-jolly 12.12.12 2:42pm
beau-jolly
World to be saved if God & Satan can find venue for wedding.

After years of what they have called "living in denial" God and Satan have finally buried the hatchet and declared their undying love for each other. During a trip to the Thor’s Helmet Nebula,...

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Gaz 12.12.12 2:21pm
Gaz
Church announces new ‘wed and burn’ approach to gay marriage

The Church of England last night denied government claims that it was opposed to gay marriage ceremonies, saying that it was more than happy to welcome homosexuals into the house of God, on the...

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thumper 12.12.12 1:52pm
thumper
The Church in shock defeat to A(fc)Theism

There were boos from the terraces and disapproving looks from the pews following news of Premiership side The Church's shock defeat to a rejuvenated A(fc)Theism side. Despite being in charge for...

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beagle 12.12.12 11:31am
beagle
Antarctic scientists find life in subterranean lake

It's here somewhere, hang on while I find a candle...

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Dick Everyman 12.12.12 10:55am
Dick Everyman
As Coleen leaves IKEA store she has nagging feeling she's forgotten something...

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/rookea.jpg...

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pinxit 12.12.12 10:30am
pinxit
School teachers work of poor treatment of ID 6 into vacation work in other citie

Class of November 16th, Gold River school the fourth grade 1 class of Fan Yanbin teacher is to give students a language lesson .The Beijing News reporter Yin Yafei photography class ...

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12.12.12 10:12am
Sinnick
Cast of The Little Mermaid reunited in Goan Curry 2
gaijintendo 12.12.12 9:59am
Dick Everyman
First Gay Marriage for ‘Nick and Dave’ from Westminster

Nick Clegg and David Cameron made a public demonstration of their commitment to gay marriage yesterday by formally tying the knot at Westminster Abbey. The happy couple make their vows before...

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Burlington Danes 12.12.12 9:18am
Stan
Church bracing itself for massive turnout

The Church of England is said to be bracing itself for a massive turnout this Sunday morning after the government announced the ban on same sex marriage in church., But research carried out amongst...

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Gerontius 12.12.12 8:36am
Sinnick
OAPs threaten to bare all in Old Girls Calendar fundraiser

An enterprising group of elderly ladies from Buxton believe they have hit upon a unique fund raising scheme by promising not to issue a nude calendar provided the public pledge sufficient funds for a...

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Stan 12.12.12 7:22am
Dickens or Shakespeare
Multinationals refuse to answer calls from UK in case it's the taxman. 0
Gaz 12.12.12 1:02am
Gaz
US fines HSBC $1.9bn plus $50 for the letter telling them 2
Duncan Biscuit 12.12.12 12:26am
Gaz
Clegg's visits to ratemydeputyleader.com behind his opposition to web monitoring 2
Gaz 12.12.12 12:23am
Gaz
Mandela health concerns deepen as Keith Vaz on Heathrow standby 4
dvo4fun 11.12.12 11:15pm
dvo4fun
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Golgo13 11.12.12 10:45pm
Golgo13
BNP blame more non-British residents on 'bloody foreigners' 0
Perks 11.12.12 10:10pm
Perks