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Adam & Eve still alive says Greek Pension Payment Office 1
witless 3 years
Gay bar free groping offer will reverse falling profits.....touch wood 1
Perks 3 years
Shanklin residents complain of "deafening silence" from Quaker Meeting House 7
JohnA 3 years

I had a whole story to go with this, but I've forgotten what it was...
Global finance anarchists ask RBS and HSBC "Could we possibly use your loo?" 1
antharrison 3 years
Inaugural Dale Farmers Market "mostly potatoes" 5
charlies_hat 3 years
Government announces switch off of analogue power stations. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Interest in airline grows as Branson and Stelios join to launch Easy Virgin. 10
Perks 3 years
Electricity pylon design competition won by 'extended middle finger' concept 12
3 years

A competition to find Britain's next electricity pylon has been won by a design that reflects the customer's complex relationship with energy use. Drawing on organic influences and conveying a proud...
Commonwealth side roars into rugby world cup final 3
3 years
Sex Workers Protest Artificial Whore Moan Replacement 4
rikkor 3 years
Curry headline made into a tikka 0
arthurminnit 3 years
M&M's World, Happiest Place On Earth 1
Comrade Tweed 3 years

I can't breathe. Not a metre into this place, and I can't breathe. The smog here is so suffocating that in under a minute I feel nauseous, I have minor stomach pains, and a slight headache. It's so...
"Liam Fox is my imaginary friend" - Werritty 0
apepper 3 years

Adam Werritty has claimed that Liam Fox was an [i]imaginary [/i]friend. "I certainly didn't think he really existed. How could he?", said a confused Werritty. "I've sometimes felt a bit lonely on...
bager cull rumoured to be a Ga Ga idea 5
4ty2 3 years

in attempt to revive the fur trade so empoverished artists don't have to wear cloth made from beef but can wear some decent fur instead - and taste of lobster...
Small independent bookshop sells book 5
roybland 3 years

Small independent bookshop Real Books yesterday sold a book, according to an unconfirmed report from the Small Independent Bookshops Association. Penny Wilson (76) said she was browsing in the...
Mumbai refuses to be twinned with Southall saying "we have standards to uphold" 0
witless 3 years
State Pension age down to 40 as Health and Safety Executive disbanded 0
bootjangler 3 years

We were all living longer, or so they told us, so the State Pension age went further out of our grasp to the point where we might simply need it to pay for a nurse to pop round to wipe our bottoms....
moshi monsters to be banned under the human rights act 1
4ty2 3 years

as judges claim there is no right to laugh., Next case is to Ban Fox news as parody act on former UK polotician...
It's Only a Paper Moon, says Renowned Physicist 1
Drylaw 3 years

A Nobel Prize winning physicist has astounded the world's science community by throwing doubts on the basic rules of the Cosmos and it's "furniture". "It's only a paper moon," announced Professor...
Quack doctor boasts he gets great results that can not be replicated 0
Dumbnews 3 years
CPRE to oppose growth of trees in rural areas 0
roybland 3 years

The Campaign to Protect Rural England is to oppose the growth of trees in the countryside.,  , 'These unsightly structures are increasingly an eyesore on the rural landscape,' said CPRE...
Grocer voted Cambridge University Chancellor 0
roybland 3 years
England return victorious in World Cup of Dicking-About 0
SwissFamilyGobinson 3 years

Messages of congratulations have poured in for England’s Dicking-About team, which touched down earlier today at Heathrow following a successful World Cup campaign in New Zealand. Under the...
Brent refuses to shelve libraries closure plan 0
roybland 3 years
Warburton banned for three weeks. Hovis set to capitalise 1
kga6 3 years
Badger cull halted as top chef claims 'they taste like lobster' 11
3 years

Campaigners have welcomed a moratorium on badger culling, following Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's claims that the lumbering herbivores 'taste just like lobster.' The startling announcement was made...
Rugby world cup shock; "someone who cares" is discovered 1
apepper 3 years

A shockwave has gone through the sporting world as a Mrs Johnson from Solihull has admitted she gives a small damn about the result of the rugby world cup...
newsbisquit to be banned by lady Goo Goo 0
4ty2 3 years

in order to protect her ingenious cult status and to prevent them from publishing silly lines like my stroller's pretty and my diapers are silk, I throw my toys out if I don't get my milk ond any...
outfoxed 0
edmartin 3 years

I can't think of any substance to this subject...
Isle of Wight to be switched off in October 2012 2
roybland 3 years