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| Trouble brews over the title of Jimmy Savile's newly discovered memoir... 'Children should be seen-to and not heard'... |
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Joe Reynolds | 11.01.13 6:50pm Joe Reynolds |
| Savile inquiry a 'touching tribute' BOOOOOOOOOM... |
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Bourbon | 11.01.13 4:23pm sponge finger |
| Job Cuts at Trumpton Fire Brigade Details of job cuts at the Trumpton Fire Brigade were made today in the following statement from the town clerk, Mr Troop: "I regret to announce that firemen Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub will be... |
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custard cream | 11.01.13 4:03pm herculepoisson |
| Savile named Paedophile Laureate | 0 | |
DustyBinLaden | 11.01.13 3:33pm DustyBinLaden |
| Bunk beds double oyster production | 0 | |
Dick Everyman | 11.01.13 3:24pm Dick Everyman |
| Kate portrait revealed ahead of six-month stint on Thunderbird 5 Paul Emsley's portrait of the Duchess of Cambridge represents the final stage of preparation before she leaves Earth to pilot Thunderbird 5. 'The flashing eyes go in this weekend, and then it's off... |
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DustyBinLaden | 11.01.13 3:00pm DustyBinLaden |
| 'Still more comfortable than Ryanair' says snake with dying breath | 0 | |
Idiot | 11.01.13 2:21pm Idiot |
| Isle of Wight still in black and white Following on from news that 13,000 people still only watch black and white television, it's been revealed that the entire Isle of Wight is operating in black and white. A council spokesman explained;... |
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apepper | 11.01.13 12:28pm apepper |
| Rail Minister sacks train driver for dropping him off at Liverpool St. | 9 | |
Lucy4 | 11.01.13 12:27pm Midfield Diamond |
| UK Prisons Service to buy Costa Concordia and refit as new prison The prisons minister Jeremy Wright announced yesterday that in order to speed up the closure of 7 old damp prisons, they were to refit the ill fated Costa Concordia cruise ship as a floating prison.... |
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rogerg | 11.01.13 11:40am Geraldine Wiley |
| 5400 AmEx employees to receive cards . EDIT - bugger, Boutros beat me to it... |
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Midfield Diamond | 11.01.13 11:32am Midfield Diamond |
| Historian's claim that Hitler was turned down as traffic warden - "too tall" Historians studying Adolf Hitler's early career have discovered that he applied to be a traffic warden - "because of the uniform". However, according to records of the interview, he was turned down... |
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apepper | 11.01.13 9:24am Dick Everyman |
| Debt laden greengrocer finds bayleaf at the door | 1 | |
Psycadelic Squirrel | 11.01.13 9:21am Dick Everyman |
| Gerard Depardieu to remake Green Card in which he plays a Frenchman who enters into a marriage of convenience with a high ranking politician in a major Eurasian country a number of film endings have been made to ensure that the press... |
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ionb | 11.01.13 9:06am rickwestwell |
| Germany refuse to offer bail out package for galaxy crash | 0 | |
charlies_hat | 11.01.13 8:55am charlies_hat |
| Taft high school student set for long detention | 0 | |
charlies_hat | 11.01.13 8:41am charlies_hat |
| Othello auditions. Moor soon. | 2 | |
cinquecento | 11.01.13 8:30am nickb |
| Govt. threatens ultimate criminal punishment - North Wales | 1 | |
charlies_hat | 11.01.13 8:29am AReader |
| Taft shooting would have ended far less boringly had teacher been armed, say NRA Despite a teacher being hailed as a hero for calmly talking a gunman out of a potentially serious shooting incident at a high school in Taft, California, the NRA have used the incident as another... |
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Idiot | 11.01.13 8:23am Idiot |
| Government launches new GOV.UK website with slogan: Now you can GOV.UK YOURSELF! | 1 | |
Boutros | 11.01.13 8:16am Gerontius |
| NRA dismisses Taft High School shooting as 'amateur rubbish' | 1 | |
dvo4fun | 10.01.13 11:22pm Perks |
| Film about blacksmiths released - They Shoe Horse Don't They? | 0 | |
Smart Alex | 10.01.13 11:06pm Smart Alex |
| 'Lincoln the Biscuit' nominated for 7 Golden Globes The famous Lincoln biscuit seems likely to receive the accolade it deserves with Steven Spielberg’s seminal film, ‘Lincoln the Biscuit’ nominated for 7 Golden Globes and a string of Baftas.... |
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Dick Everyman | 10.01.13 9:26pm Dick Everyman |
| Cash-Strapped NHS in Bid to Cut Cycling Fatalities with Free Bicycle Clips More on this story once I've had me dinner and done the washing up... |
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SJM | 10.01.13 7:18pm SJM |
| Vision of Clegg in a Onesie "only fit for radio" more watershed moments soon... |
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sponge finger | 10.01.13 6:50pm sponge finger |
| Theatre regrets hiring former Archbishop of Canterbury for pantomime season ‘It was a baptism of fire for all of us,’ admitted Communications Manager, Kate Raines, reflecting upon hiring former Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams, for this year’s pantomime Aladdin... |
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Stan | 10.01.13 6:46pm Dick Everyman |
| Declining turtle numbers blamed on a reptile dysfunction | 2 | |
andhrimnir | 10.01.13 5:06pm Vertically Challenged Giant |
| Nation celebrates as old lady spends only 2 minutes at Post Office counter. | 0 | |
sigmund | 10.01.13 3:45pm sigmund |
| Lib Dems lose pub quiz after failing to answer a single answer correctly The Liberal Democrats have suffered a major defeat in the annual Westminster New Year's pub quiz. Following 12 rounds, each containing 10 questions, the pub quiz captain, Nick 'universally... |
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Bourbon | 10.01.13 3:09pm Bourbon |
| National Conference-Goers Association Conference 2013: Denigrating Innovation Across the world, innovation is lauded by speaker after speaker at event after event, but basically we're sick of it aren't we? You've done something new, oh aren't you clever? In an age when nothing... |
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Sir Lupus | 10.01.13 2:53pm Dick Everyman |
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