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| FIFA blame poor handwriting for 2022 award shock | 0 |  |
Underconstruction | 02.06.14 9:36am Underconstruction |
| Wembley to host free concert for Savile victims | 0 | |
Underconstruction | 02.06.14 9:34am Underconstruction |
| Democracy the new Fascism The short-lived fashion for rule by the people, for the people has now become passé according to a new report from the BBC. "All they really want is bread and circuses" was the main finding of a... |
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vulture1 | 02.06.14 9:19am vulture1 |
| Charles hires Juan Carlos as 'best practice in monarchy' advisor to the Queen | 0 | |
RobArmstrong | 02.06.14 9:16am RobArmstrong |
| EU admits ‘90% of policies are solely to annoy Farage’ EU Commission President Jose Manuel Barroso has admitted to journalists that most of the decisions made by the EU are now designed with the sole purpose of winding up UKIP leader Nigel Farage.... |
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ianslat | 02.06.14 9:03am ianslat |
| Justin Bieber still refusing to apologise for his dreadful music | 0 | |
bonjonelson | 02.06.14 8:25am bonjonelson |
| Ecuador to exchange Julian Assange for pennants before England World Cup warm-up ‘Frankly, when he’s not boring us to death, he’s eating us out of house and home’ said a spokesman for the Embassy of Ecuador in London ‘And let’s face it, we’re in a 2-bedroom semi... |
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beckfordburger | 02.06.14 6:55am beckfordburger |
| England WAGs predict 'Brazil will be a close shave' | 4 | |
throngsman | 02.06.14 6:20am MADJEZ |
| England team departure disrupted as Lee Nelson mistakenly labelled a 'comedian'. More 'hilarious antics' soon... |
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MADJEZ | 02.06.14 6:17am MADJEZ |
| Maverick cop is suspended and enjoys relaxing 2 week holiday A maverick cop who does things his own way and operates outside the rule-book has enjoyed a relaxing 2 week holiday and hasn't thought at all about the case he was investigating when he was suspended... |
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bookiesfriend | 02.06.14 6:06am Yikes |
| Study finds 108% of people struggle with basic maths | 3 | |
Spartacus | 01.06.14 10:18pm Titus |
| Germany calls for 1966 world cup tournament to be played again More to follow... |
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apepper | 01.06.14 10:08pm Titus |
| England deny taking John Terry to World Cup because he can't be trusted at home Roy Hodgson has been forced to deny rumours that the main reason he selected John Terry for his World Cup squad is because he couldn't be trusted to be left at home in England with the other players... |
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bookiesfriend | 01.06.14 7:52pm bookiesfriend |
| Weather happening, according to colleague Meteorological events are currently going on, according to a work colleague. Your co-worker first made the stunning observation that conditions outside have not remained entirely stable when he... |
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jackc5755 | 01.06.14 3:04pm Wrenfoe |
| Qater World Cup faces FIFA revote as Blatter claims bribe wasn't big enough. More soon. allegedly... |
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MADJEZ | 01.06.14 2:11pm MADJEZ |
| Filming of The Untouchables 2 starts on-location in remote Indian village | 0 | |
beckfordburger | 01.06.14 2:01pm beckfordburger |
| Terrorists release 2 Italian priests & a Canadian nun on receipt of punchline. | 1 | |
dominic_mcg | 01.06.14 1:54pm Wrenfoe |
| "Leave political assassination to the professionals" warns Lord Ashdown | 0 | |
Bigglesworth | 01.06.14 11:27am Bigglesworth |
| BBC asks Google to 'forget the 1970s' Bosses at the BBC have instructed the tech team at Google to ‘completely forget everything that happened in the 1970s’, after the Internet search giant launched a service to allow Europeans to... |
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Jesus H | 01.06.14 10:33am Jesus H |
| Young Men Smoke Pot Shock A video that apparently shows young men sharing a roll up has shocked the world. An official said "I'm shocked and have burnt my tickets to a concert". Spinal Tap release new album... |
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Dun Dunkin | 01.06.14 9:44am Dun Dunkin |
| Gwyneth Paltrow shipped to Afghanistan for using analogy Gwyneth Paltrow has been shipped to Afghanistan after carelessly using an analogy, in the latest ruling of the new crowd-sourced sentencing system. In a costly blunder, Ms. Paltrow used a hyperbolic... |
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Arjan K | 01.06.14 9:21am Wrenfoe |
| Britain to leave the EU says Cameron After David Cameron threatening to leave the EU if Junkers is voted as commission head, in a rare moment to total European solidarity, every other EU member has voted for Junkers. Merkel later... |
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ionb | 01.06.14 7:56am ionb |
| Clegg promises ‘free petrol and no potholes’ after next election | 1 | |
farmer giles | 31.05.14 9:53pm deskpilot3 |
| Chilcot inquiry: Those Blair disclosures in full... | 0 | |
Smart Alex | 31.05.14 9:15pm Smart Alex |
| Chavkos number one teenage holiday destination With summer approaching and British teenagers planning their getaways, Chavkos has emerged as 2014’s most popular choice, overtaking rivals Knickerloss and Syphillos. The lively resort on the... |
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Arjan K | 31.05.14 8:03pm Arjan K |
| Jamie creates 'recipe for disaster' for World Cup fans as Brazil chaos beckons Jamie Oliver has created World cup snacks that can be conveniently enjoyed while staring open mouthed at widely predicted genocidal pandemonium in Brazil. Launching his new recipe, he said: ... |
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nickb | 31.05.14 5:00pm nickb |
| Gang-raped Indian woman just glad she wasn't snapped by the paparazzi. More ridiculous showbiz comments soon... |
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MADJEZ | 31.05.14 4:38pm Paddy Berzinski |
| Penguins to introduce "casual Fridays" More to follow... |
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apepper | 31.05.14 3:53pm CulchaVulcha |
| 86% of "don't knows" expect to be just as ignorant for general election A Harris poll has indicated that many millions of people who couldn't decide who to vote for in the recent European elections won't have any more of a clue for next year's general election... |
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apepper | 31.05.14 2:50pm apepper |
| Stoners ‘happy to share spliff with Zane and Louis’ say drug dealers UK stoners say they would gladly smoke a joint or share a bong with Zane and Louis from One Direction, just so long as it doesn’t end up with them having to listen to any of the new album.,... |
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Gerontius | 31.05.14 1:47pm sydalg |
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