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| Daily Mail suggests : 'Everything is probably far worse then we ever thought.' | 0 |  |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
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Editorial claims: 'The UK may never recover from what is likely to be even more awful than anyone could imagine. This is no time for optimism of any sort. Nor will there ever be a time for optimism.'... |
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| Vuvuzelas could devastate house prices, reveals Daily Mail | 1 | |
StoopyDeGunt | 2 years |
| Terry says he fully behind the alleged England manager | 0 | |
virtuallywill | 2 years |
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more speculation later... |
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| Tony Hayward says: 'I can't take responsibility for everything to do with BP.' | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
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'I'm only the Chief Executive Officer.' 'I'm not paid £4 million pound a year to have the buck stop with me.'... |
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| Budget summary pamphlet to be entitled: 'Let Them Eat Cake' | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
| Harry Potter theme park refuses to issue refunds to muggles. | 2 | |
Rorschach | 2 years |
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Children paying their £20 entrance fee are being asked to run at full speed at a solid brick wall labelled “Entrance 9 ¾”. Those that fail to pass through to the “wonderous, magical land”,... |
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| Budget shock, straw boaters tax free, duty increased on shell suits. | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 2 years |
| Tony Hayward to head nationwide U.S. "Call gas petrol" campaign | 0 | |
ramblesnake | 2 years |
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fill 'er up, my man, soon... |
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| ACPO quick to defend "Cross-recognition" CCTV cameras | 0 | |
hero2zero | 2 years |
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A spokesman for ACPO said the value of this camera system is immeasurable, "It can be adapted to listen for illegal MP3 downloads, recognise those wearing multiple counterfeit designer watches, in... |
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| Diddy to be reunited with Ken Dodd, Dickie Mint and the others in Knotty Ash. | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 2 years |
| England fan was 'Looking for footballers' | 1 | |
antharrison | 2 years |
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A man who accidentally stumbled into England's dressing room following the recent world cup match apologised after admitting that he was looking for some footballers. 'I approached a man who called... |
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| England fan 'Never even looked like finding the toilet' claim press. | 1 | |
MADJEZ | 2 years |
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The England fan who allegedly trespassed in the team dressing room on Friday has been criticised for his lacklustre performance. He claimed he was looking for a toilet but his lack of motivation and... |
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| Christian groups alarmed by “Cross-recognition” software. | 0 | |
hero2zero | 2 years |
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Religious leaders, today expressed their concerns over the, so-called “Cross-recognition” CCTV software. The system, arranged through the Terrorism and Allied Matters fund has been devised to... |
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| No 'Fantastic Day' for BP boss Hayward. Rest of Haircut 100 escape grilling. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 2 years |
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More soon. (Yes it's too late, I've been busy !)... |
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| Fergie hopes to marry Warren Buffet | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
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'I fell deeply in love with the multimillionaire, last Thursday afternoon', said the penny-pinching Duchess of York. 'I appreciate the way he gives away so much of his money. He is 89 and I adore... |
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| Fan looking for toilet was merely following England's hopes down the pan | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| BP boss says his yacht trip was to show his commitment to wind power | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Isle of Wight residents puzzled by media interest in yachtsman | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Volume to be turned down and seating provided as Glastonbury turns 40 | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Never Laid: Mullah Tallulla' s New Musical. | 0 | |
afternoonslow | 2 years |
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Mullah Tallulla, the Leading Radical Muslim Luvvy and Fundamentalist Impresario is to bring his new Show to the West End. Never Laid, The Musical, Synopsis, Mostly self-written, the show... |
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| BP chief sails round Isle of Wight to see if it is a suitable area for oil spill | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
| England dressing room invader told: Your chip shop is a disgrace | 4 | |
StoopyDeGunt | 2 years |
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England players have hit back at the fan who invaded their dressing room after the disappointing performance against Algeria and labelled them a disgrace. Acting on intelligence and market research,... |
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| South African couple cut short their English holiday | 0 | |
ramblesnake | 2 years |
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'We just can't stand the continual droning about their crap football team any longer' said Mr and Mrs Rorke, 'and the Sunday morning lawn mowing's a pain in the arse. My God what a country.'... |
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| England Fans to be given counselling | 0 | |
Dun Dunkin | 2 years |
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The FA is to pay for England fans to be given counselling after saying their problems are all in their heads... |
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| Utah serial sex offender to face death by a thousand cunts | 0 | |
edward hack | 3 years |
| Vuvuzelas to cause racket at Wimbeldon | 0 | |
Psycadelic Squirrel | 3 years |
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"Quiet please"... |
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| Physicist discover new force attracting footballs to goal posts | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| Dogging offenders to be forced to visit pet behaviourists. | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
| Chris Huhne says he needs first aide after the hurt of leaving his wife. | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
| YouGov: 75% of people now prefer Brown's fake smile over Tory 'evil smiles'. | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 3 years |
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Poll also reveals that Tony Blair remains everyone's favourite fake left-winger, just ahead of Steven Gerrard and Stalin... |
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