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Tabloids report that new press regulator head may be a pCENSOREDle 3
charlies_hat 19.03.13 9:00am
Squudge
U.S. believes North Korea is capable of launching missiles several feet

North Korea, who was once believed to be years away from developing a fully functional sling shot, now has the capability to launch a full fledged attack at anything in North Korea...

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A.J. DiCosimo 19.03.13 8:57am
Squudge
Teenaged girls anxious Pope will 'do a Bieber' at inauguration mass

Thousands of Catholic teenaged girls are said to be 'worried sick' that Pope Francis will turn up late for his inauguration mass in Rome on Tuesday. 'Oh,my God,' said Teresa Muldoon (14), 'I just...

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roybland 19.03.13 8:29am
Sinnick
Man who is indifferent to Marmite refused mortgage by Lloyds Bank

Jeremy Penrose from St. Albans, Hertfordshire was astonished to find that Lloyds Bank would not offer him a mortgage due to his absence of strong views on the taste of Marmite. Derek Ahmed, a...

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LensCap 19.03.13 7:25am
Mr Target
Canada legalizes Seal Clubbing citing that everyone should be allowed in clubs 0
A.J. DiCosimo 19.03.13 7:15am
A.J. DiCosimo
Two buses don't come along at same time 0
fink 19.03.13 6:29am
fink
Taxi driver doesn't talk lots 0
fink 19.03.13 6:28am
fink
Sun doesn't come up in the morning

Is this how it works? I find something that happens a lot, then just add "not"? Traffic warden doesn't give ticket, Beatles didn't do anything important - I think I've cracked this comedy lark!...

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fink 19.03.13 6:22am
fink
St. Louis Cardinals will decide next Pope 2
A.J. DiCosimo 19.03.13 5:20am
A.J. DiCosimo
Iran sues makers of Argo for not making them look crazy enough 0
A.J. DiCosimo 19.03.13 4:49am
A.J. DiCosimo
Buckingham Palace seeks an 'army of wipers' as Queen is hit with gastro again 0
Gary Gonads 19.03.13 3:25am
Gary Gonads
"We Report Details Of The Secret Discussions Behind The New Press Regulation"

- says the front page of the Daily Bilge, whose editor is currently helping the police with their enquiries into illegal 'phone hacking...

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Titus 19.03.13 2:45am
Titus
Sun newspaper 'misreported Press regulation deal'. 0
Boutros 19.03.13 2:16am
Boutros
William and Kate's baby will have super powers, say doctors

Kate Middleton's baby will have various superhuman abilities, it was today announced by her team of doctors. The news came as a shock to Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge, when they were...

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19.03.13 12:32am
Procrastinator 'confused' by premature ejaculation. 0
Perks 19.03.13 12:32am
Perks
Everyone's a winner as new press regulator is created

The corridors of Westminster Palace echoed to the sound of back-slapping today as politicians from all parties congratulated each other on how clever they had been in the creation of the new press...

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Bogbrush 18.03.13 11:42pm
Bogbrush
Fussy mouse not that keen on cheese 0
Truebiscuit 18.03.13 11:24pm
Truebiscuit
North Korea threatens to nuke itself

In an astonishing error, an announcer on North Korea's government radio has threatened a nuclear strike on North Korea. Launching its most virulent and sustained invective offensive yet against the...

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roybland 18.03.13 11:23pm
roybland
Some havering bastard just stole my watch 0
FlashArry 18.03.13 11:03pm
FlashArry
NEAT-O joke to be written sooner or later. 3
AReader 18.03.13 10:55pm
Squudge
Justin Bieber and Ellen DeGeneres “never been seen in the same room together” 0
Gary Gonads 18.03.13 10:42pm
Gary Gonads
Michael Jackson to become the next saint

As his first official act as the new pontiff, Pope Francis I has announced the beginning of the canonisation process of Michael Jackson, paving the way for the late entertainer to become the Catholic...

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Gary Gonads 18.03.13 10:33pm
Gary Gonads
Man convinced that ‘pressing button more than once makes lift come faster’... 6
Tripod 18.03.13 10:10pm
Truebiscuit
Factoid - Dozens die every year from piles

Health experts are hoping to get to the bottom of it...

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camz 18.03.13 10:06pm
camz
New on BBC1 tonight: Brian Cox investigates The Great Mysteries of the 60s & 70s

The 1960s and 70s was a time of great cultural blossoming when, following the austerity of the post war years, a new generation of musicians, poets, artists and authors set the world alight. But it...

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Bogbrush 18.03.13 9:40pm
Not Amused
Bank of Cyprus sticks fingers in ears, closes eyes and goes "la la la la.." 0
Al OPecia 18.03.13 8:41pm
Al OPecia
Daily Mail in quandary as climate change found to cause cancer. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 18.03.13 8:38pm
Al OPecia
No apology for McManaman showing his tackle to all.

Wigan’s Callum McManaman explained that his refusal to apologise for his ‘horrendous tackle’ of Massadio Haidara is just his way of making a well overdue stand for what football should really...

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Big Ben 18.03.13 8:36pm
Big Ben
Cypriots with overdrafts celebrate 10% cut in debt

Thousands of Cypriots with overdrafts over €100,000 are celebrating a 10% reduction in their debts. A bank spokesman explained; "It's the way the software works - 10% is removed from every account,...

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apepper 18.03.13 8:27pm
Squudge
Old Bailey compensation case thrown into turmoil by repeated counter suits

Proceedings at the Old Bailey in the case of Harold Harefoot the 18th versus the descendants of the Norman Conquest were interrupted when Gluteus Maximus, an Italian restaurant owner from Sheffield,...

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Truebisciut 18.03.13 8:18pm
Not Amused