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| Griff Rhys Jones explodes during recording of latest Morrisons advert. more soon | 0 |  |
Mrblacker | 3 years |
| Gamers forced to confront reality as Playstation Network stays down. more soon | 0 | |
Mrblacker | 3 years |
| How does that work? My computer just farted... | 2 | |
OldThingy | 3 years |
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must be that spam... |
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| Royal bust up as groom still hasn't taken suit to the cleaners with week to go. | 1 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
| Actors to play soldiers for Royal Wedding honour guard | 3 | |
Mrblacker | 3 years |
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The Ministry of Defence has confirmed it's to hire around 200 actors to play the part of the Honour Guard for Prince William's wedding to Kate Middleton. And according to the Defence Secretary Dr.... |
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| Medic suspended for wearing Red Cross in war zone | 2 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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more or less later... |
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| Newsbiscuit contributor accused of cluster-bombing | 3 | |
beau-jolly | 3 years |
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Bloody quiet day on the High Street!... |
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| Footballer admits sacking his reflexologist was a knee jerk reaction | 4 | |
Pinhead | 3 years |
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don't worry, no more soon; that was rubbish... |
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| Enjoy nothing more than a DVD and a bottle of wine | 0 | |
Pinhead | 3 years |
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That could be why you're single then... |
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| Australian scientists uncover centuries-old map blunder | 2 | |
anthoad | 3 years |
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A team of scientists from the University of Queensland in Australia has made the startling discovery that almost all of the world’s maps have been read upside-down for centuries, prompting... |
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| UK retail sales rebound 0.2%, statistical margin of error 0.2% | 3 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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It is newshonest.... |
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| News sources today are simply too unreliable says bloke down the pub | 1 | |
Screenie | 3 years |
| Kate to marry in a burqa | 4 | |
A Wagonload Of Monkeys | 3 years |
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In a move aimed at appeasing Muslim groups planning to demonstrate outside Westminster Abbey on the day of her wedding, Kate Middleton has revealed that she will ditch a traditional wedding dress in... |
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| Man's ailment mysteriously goes away after physician discusses treatment costs | 2 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| Dadist's Army refuses to fight. | 1 | |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 3 years |
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"they don't like a prawn with a violin, Captain Mainwaring" shouted Corporal Jones... |
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| PM "uneasy" about use of the subjunctive. More soon. | 0 | |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 3 years |
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Cameron feeling moody. Just for you Rikkor... |
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| Bertie Wooster to lead UK "Drone's Club" Mission in Libya. More soon. | 0 | |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 3 years |
| Emma Watson fails daily mail celebrity test | 0 | |
4ty2 | 3 years |
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The mail complaint about her inability to make headlines for her 21st birthday. After all, the papers depend on celebrities making a fool of themselves to sell papers that have otherwise nothing to... |
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| Diana's ring too big for www.cash4gold.com prepaid envelope, complains Kate. | 1 | |
dominic_mcg | 3 years |
| Rooney offers to help cruise casualty | 0 | |
Sinnick | 3 years |
| William concerned as James Hewitt and Will Carling buy houses in north Wales. | 1 | |
dominic_mcg | 3 years |
| Super-Injunction protects the identity of ****** *******. More soon... | 0 | |
404 Not Found | 3 years |
| Marouane Chamakh happy with terms in new contract. | 0 | |
Paddster98 | 3 years |
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Marouane Chamakh has finally put pen to paper on a brand new 5 year deal. At the press conference held at Arsenal Football Club Chamakh informed the watching fans and world wide supporters that, " It... |
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| Government issues smug alert as UK enjoys unseasonal weather | 0 | |
beau-jolly | 3 years |
| Remains of chariot blocking one-way street confirms Stone Age ‘sat-nav’ theory | 6 | |
jp1885 | 3 years |
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Controversial claims made by a historian that prehistoric man navigated his way across England using a crude version of sat nav based on stone circle markers, have seemingly been validated by the... |
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| Libyan rebels 'seize border post' | 0 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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http://fineartamerica.com/images-medium/old-wooden-post-helaine-cummins.jpg This One... |
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| Clark Kent granted super injunction to protect identity | 0 | |
beau-jolly | 3 years |
| James Corden given gagging order: 'Say something funny, or else!' | 0 | |
John Wiltshire | 3 years |
| iPad data inadvertently reveals Jobs' secret, underground lair | 0 | |
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| Shakespeare wins Best Old Media Content Writer at the Digital Media Awards | 0 | |
ronseal | 3 years |
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William Shakespeare has been recognised for his content writing skills by a prestigious panel of new media gurus. "He may have lived in the past, but that guy sure knew how to write engaging... |
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