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New Egyptian riots dismissed as "derivative and repetitious". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Pizza Hut announces immediate closure of all 56 Scots restaurants 0
Jammydodgers 3 years

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Sleep gives you cancer according to Daily Mail 2
Shandy 3 years

The Daily Mail has senstaionally revealed new evidence which proves that sleep gives you cancer, after finding that 100% of cancer sufferers sleep on a regular basis. The DM takes causes of cancer...

All EU Countries now blaming distint other EU countries for financial crisis 1
gaijintendo 3 years

INFOTABLIC [code]Country - Countries Blamed, United Kingdom Italy, Spain, United Kingdom Italy, Spain, Austria Belgium, Portugal, Belgium Portugal, Germany, Bulgaria Hungary, Ireland,...

David Cameron quits as PM to become builder... 0
victimms 3 years

All the 'right tools' are in the cabinet!...

Tabloid press print Leveson evidence in full: "Yes, I'm a sex fiend!" says Grant 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Optician invents the i-Glasses 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Physicist with runny nose discovers infinite matter 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Lybia promises Gadaffi Junior humane killing err... treatment 4
dvo4fun 3 years

more shooting soon...

Speed of light particles found to be Berlusconi's mojo escaping 0
ianslat 3 years

Scientists at CERN have today told the world's media that the sub-atomic particles discovered last week moving faster than the speed of light were in fact trace elements of former Italian Prime...

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vertical 3 years
Greece is the word, and the word is: SELL! 2
mick_mack 3 years

The new Greek government headed by Prime Minister Lucas Papademos has created a sensation with its announcement today of a radical proposal to solve Greece's economic problems. In a move sure to...

Mayor to tackle extra-marital traffic with "Wife Hire" 1
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

The Mayor of London has pledged to halve traffic created by "peak time-of-life extra-marital nooky" , following a successful pilot of his "Wife Hire" scheme in Westminster.  'The average London man...

Scientists discover paisley-propensity gene 1
Flexicon 3 years

In an important breakthrough, scientists have discovered a gene that causes a fondness for paisley. This gene, which was discovered on chromosome 11, nestled between addictive personality and...

Very mild winter predicted as UK tramps revert back to standard alcoholic drinks 1
simonjmr 3 years

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Euro down after dollar makes unflattering remarks about its rate. 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Sam Cameron happy with the Reader's husband photo shoot in the Sunday Times 0
simonjmr 3 years
New Italian premiere Mario Monti vows to make Neutrinos run on time 3
jemb 3 years

[my first attempt at satire] After announcing his new cabinet, which includes no elected politicians, Mario Monti got to work in reassuring the public and markets of their focus in restoring...

CERN gets 3 points and a £60 fine. soon More. 5
Al OPecia 3 years
World's lightest material found in old 'Men Behaving Badly' script 7
Smart Alex 3 years
Weather presenters could be struck off for misleading forecasts 0
vertical 3 years

"Climate modelling? You'd learn more from watching a bunch of cows." MetWatch's Sonja Redmond is no fan of forecasters but agrees predicting rain with cows in say, Tooting, could be problematic. Met...

OPERA tells CERN "I didn't see that one coming" 0
Sinnick 3 years
Building blow-down test in Motherwell successful; rest of Scotland to follow 0
kga6 3 years
Sweet and sour pet rock leaves bitter aftertaste 8
Flexicon 3 years

A visit to their local Chinese restaurant has left one British couple reeling in shock. In an incident that may serve as a cautionary tale for all pet lovers, the Brownleys believe they unwittingly...

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dvo4fun 3 years
Northern Rock sold, Northern Soul ‘offers invited’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
‘You mean it’s not Dr Pepper?’ says Sacramento policeman 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Libyan gvt, says Saif Gaddafi will get a fair trial, then he’ll be executed 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
BBC apologise for Friday's repeat of Children in Need 2010 0
medici2471 3 years
Cauliflower ear found in cauliflower cheese 2
nickb 3 years