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| The Church announces a few changes. | 1 |  |
Tammy Flugh | 3 years |
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Palm Monday, Maundy Wednesday, and Good Thursday... |
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| Chocolate tycoon meets sticky end. More soon. | 2 | |
dominic_mcg | 3 years |
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With this headline I am really spoiling you... |
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| stranded londoners treated for fresh air contamination | 4 | |
3 years | |
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Londoners stranded outside London by the M1 closure are being subjected to dangerous levels of fresh air and amicable conversation, warned health experts yesterday. To avoid any long-term health... |
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| Man saw sun then.... | 0 | |
BewsNiscuit | 3 years |
| Uproar as boxing match ends with one of the contestants being hurt | 1 | |
John Wiltshire | 3 years |
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There was uproar last night as a boxing match was ended by the referee because one of the boxers was hurt., The manager of the boxer who was hurt was very angry. 'The other boxer hurt my boxer,' he... |
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| AV Referendum to be carried out using AV | 0 | |
Deimos | 3 years |
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To help address widespread misunderstanding of the AV electoral system, the Prime Minister has today decided that the AV referendum itself will be carried out under the AV voting scheme. When... |
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| Church of the Zombie Apocalypse | 0 | |
ThatAndyDavisFellow | 3 years |
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prepares to celebrate dead rising from their graves at Easter... |
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| Having trouble keeping up with Jones? Post fake facebook status updates | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| Typhoon wreaks carnage on Moroccan coast - RAF cites inadequate training | 0 | |
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| Cowell’s “Britain's Got Government” TV show is favourite for voting reform. | 0 | |
ThatAndyDavisFellow | 3 years |
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Simon Cowell’s proposal for a “Britain's Got Government” show to replace the existing First Past the Post electoral structure received an unexpected boost this morning. Results from a secret... |
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| Mr Tickle stood down but Mr Noisy mobilised | 0 | |
Pinhead | 3 years |
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as rebels ask for more small arms and boots on the ground... |
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| Taoiseach to discuss pronunciation of 'Taoiseach' with David Cameron | 2 | |
Grover | 3 years |
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Enda Kenny, Irish Taoiseach, has arrived in the United Kingdom, where he or she plans to meet with Prime Minister David Cameron. Discussion topics are to include how to pronounce the word... |
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| Londoners curious as to purpose of Northbound M1 | 11 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/52198000/jpg/_52198622_011768370-1.jpg... |
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| Royal Wedding street party planned on Northbound M1 | 0 | |
bonjonelson | 3 years |
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[more soon]... |
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| Police raid unlicensed circumcision surgery after a "tip-off". | 2 | |
MC One R | 3 years |
| Re-location of Richard Branson to Caribbean Island raises alarm. | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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Businessman Sir Richard Branson alarmed conservationists today by announcing that he will be re-locating himself to Moskito Island one of the British Virgin Islands in the Caribbean. Even though... |
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| Isle of Wight residents looking forward to royal wedding being on the wireless. | 0 | |
MC One R | 3 years |
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More technology advancement soon. They'll have moving pictures next y'know... |
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| Candlelit vigil one year on from last mention of Pete Doherty in the papers. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
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Hopefully no more soon... |
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| Gay claustrophobics desperate to come out of the closet | 0 | |
Screenie | 3 years |
| Jedward can't pull girls, so they pretend to be celibate | 0 | |
John Wiltshire | 3 years |
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The bizarre beings known as Jedward have totally failed to pull even a single girl between them, and so they have announced they have taken a vow of celibacy until they find out what's wrong with... |
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| Bishop of Reading installed. Bishops of Riting and Rithmetic fail quality checks | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
| Misrata residents decline Lambeth Councils offer of refuge | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
| Channel 5 securing rights to Big Brother raises fears of "dumbing down". | 0 | |
MC One R | 3 years |
| Archbishop of Canterbury told not to wear his cross at work | 0 | |
Tammy Flugh | 3 years |
| Snoop Dogg’s campaign to promote SW England kicks off with ‘Shizzle my Brizzle’ | 0 | |
jp1885 | 3 years |
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More soon, (Yep - this is the best I can come up with today)... |
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| Research finds that most people are unable to complete a | 1 | |
John Wiltshire | 3 years |
| EU red, white and blue fondant reserves dangerously low | 0 | |
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| Conveyor belt repairmen ‘struggling to make ends meet’. More soon. | 0 | |
malgor | 3 years |
| Man U and Man City to replay until Man U win | 0 | |
John Wiltshire | 3 years |
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Under the rules which referees seem to be operating to these days, the Manchester United v Manchester City semi-final is to be replayed until Manchester United win. A spokesman for the FA said: 'We... |
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| Gaddaffi ‘s humanitarian credentials: "my mercenaries helping to spread aids" | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
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