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FIFA blame poor handwriting for 2022 award shock 0
Underconstruction 02.06.14 9:36am
Wembley to host free concert for Savile victims 0
Underconstruction 02.06.14 9:34am
Democracy the new Fascism

The short-lived fashion for rule by the people, for the people has now become passé according to a new report from the BBC. "All they really want is bread and circuses" was the main finding of a...

vulture1 02.06.14 9:19am
Charles hires Juan Carlos as 'best practice in monarchy' advisor to the Queen 0
RobArmstrong 02.06.14 9:16am
EU admits ‘90% of policies are solely to annoy Farage’

EU Commission President Jose Manuel Barroso has admitted to journalists that most of the decisions made by the EU are now designed with the sole purpose of winding up UKIP leader Nigel Farage....

ianslat 02.06.14 9:03am
Justin Bieber still refusing to apologise for his dreadful music 0
bonjonelson 02.06.14 8:25am
Ecuador to exchange Julian Assange for pennants before England World Cup warm-up

‘Frankly, when he’s not boring us to death, he’s eating us out of house and home’ said a spokesman for the Embassy of Ecuador in London ‘And let’s face it, we’re in a 2-bedroom semi...

beckfordburger 02.06.14 6:55am
England WAGs predict 'Brazil will be a close shave' 4
throngsman 02.06.14 6:20am
England team departure disrupted as Lee Nelson mistakenly labelled a 'comedian'.

More 'hilarious antics' soon...

MADJEZ 02.06.14 6:17am
Maverick cop is suspended and enjoys relaxing 2 week holiday

A maverick cop who does things his own way and operates outside the rule-book has enjoyed a relaxing 2 week holiday and hasn't thought at all about the case he was investigating when he was suspended...

bookiesfriend 02.06.14 6:06am
Study finds 108% of people struggle with basic maths 3
Spartacus 01.06.14 10:18pm
Germany calls for 1966 world cup tournament to be played again

More to follow...

apepper 01.06.14 10:08pm
England deny taking John Terry to World Cup because he can't be trusted at home

Roy Hodgson has been forced to deny rumours that the main reason he selected John Terry for his World Cup squad is because he couldn't be trusted to be left at home in England with the other players...

bookiesfriend 01.06.14 7:52pm
Weather happening, according to colleague

Meteorological events are currently going on, according to a work colleague. Your co-worker first made the stunning observation that conditions outside have not remained entirely stable when he...

jackc5755 01.06.14 3:04pm
Qater World Cup faces FIFA revote as Blatter claims bribe wasn't big enough.

More soon. allegedly...

MADJEZ 01.06.14 2:11pm
Filming of The Untouchables 2 starts on-location in remote Indian village 0
beckfordburger 01.06.14 2:01pm
Terrorists release 2 Italian priests & a Canadian nun on receipt of punchline. 1
dominic_mcg 01.06.14 1:54pm
"Leave political assassination to the professionals" warns Lord Ashdown 0
Bigglesworth 01.06.14 11:27am
BBC asks Google to 'forget the 1970s'

Bosses at the BBC have instructed the tech team at Google to ‘completely forget everything that happened in the 1970s’, after the Internet search giant launched a service to allow Europeans to...

Jesus H 01.06.14 10:33am
Jesus H
Young Men Smoke Pot Shock

A video that apparently shows young men sharing a roll up has shocked the world. An official said "I'm shocked and have burnt my tickets to a concert". Spinal Tap release new album...

Dun Dunkin 01.06.14 9:44am
Dun Dunkin
Gwyneth Paltrow shipped to Afghanistan for using analogy

Gwyneth Paltrow has been shipped to Afghanistan after carelessly using an analogy, in the latest ruling of the new crowd-sourced sentencing system. In a costly blunder, Ms. Paltrow used a hyperbolic...

Arjan K 01.06.14 9:21am
Britain to leave the EU says Cameron

After David Cameron threatening to leave the EU if Junkers is voted as commission head, in a rare moment to total European solidarity, every other EU member has voted for Junkers. Merkel later...

ionb 01.06.14 7:56am
Clegg promises ‘free petrol and no potholes’ after next election 1
farmer giles 31.05.14 9:53pm
Chilcot inquiry: Those Blair disclosures in full... 0
Smart Alex 31.05.14 9:15pm
Smart Alex
Chavkos number one teenage holiday destination

With summer approaching and British teenagers planning their getaways, Chavkos has emerged as 2014’s most popular choice, overtaking rivals Knickerloss and Syphillos. The lively resort on the...

Arjan K 31.05.14 8:03pm
Arjan K
Jamie creates 'recipe for disaster' for World Cup fans as Brazil chaos beckons

Jamie Oliver has created World cup snacks that can be conveniently enjoyed while staring open mouthed at widely predicted genocidal pandemonium in Brazil. Launching his new recipe, he said: ...

nickb 31.05.14 5:00pm
Gang-raped Indian woman just glad she wasn't snapped by the paparazzi.

More ridiculous showbiz comments soon...

MADJEZ 31.05.14 4:38pm
Paddy Berzinski
Penguins to introduce "casual Fridays"

More to follow...

apepper 31.05.14 3:53pm
86% of "don't knows" expect to be just as ignorant for general election

A Harris poll has indicated that many millions of people who couldn't decide who to vote for in the recent European elections won't have any more of a clue for next year's general election...

apepper 31.05.14 2:50pm
Stoners ‘happy to share spliff with Zane and Louis’ say drug dealers

UK stoners say they would gladly smoke a joint or share a bong with Zane and Louis from One Direction, just so long as it doesn’t end up with them having to listen to any of the new album.,...

Gerontius 31.05.14 1:47pm