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| Lifeguard: "Oi, no suicide bombing in the Islamist Jihadist gene pool" | 0 |  |
thackaray | 3 years |
| Met defend deployment of Camilla to quell student violence | 1 | |
roybland | 3 years |
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as more effective than water cannon... |
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| Parents Protection Act can be cited for "banning" School Nativities | 0 | |
thackaray | 3 years |
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The Information Commission Office (ICO) has issued guidance to parents that saves them from "watching" their children performing in the School's nativity play. The Commisioner said, "Parents have... |
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| Bullingdon Club veteran slams student violence | 0 | |
roybland | 3 years |
| Universities report: Lecture attendance 'unaffected' by strike action. | 0 | |
SingingHinny | 3 years |
| John Lennon would have been 100 today. | 5 | |
rikkor | 3 years |
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Oh no, sorry. I meant Yoko Ono is 105 today... |
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| Nick "watch my lipds"Clegg says he is no Jeremy Hunt. | 0 | |
Malcum eggs | 3 years |
| Julian Assange asks not to be put with the snitches | 1 | |
Malcum eggs | 3 years |
| Wikipeaks leader now regrets making a joke of Angela Merkel and where she might | 0 | |
Malcum eggs | 3 years |
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want his penis... |
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| Rise of ebooks brings concern that children are losing traditional Google skills | 8 | |
rickwestwell | 3 years |
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Academics are worried that the surge in popularity of e-book readers is causing a catastrophic loss of Google search skills, which may mean a chronic shortage of research expertise in the next... |
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| MPs demonstrate at Universities over cut in expenses | 4 | |
Alixir | 3 years |
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In a remarkable tit-for-tat battle, MPs yesterday gathered at Universities across the country to protest at the reduced monies they were able to claim for through the MPs' Expense Scheme. "It's... |
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| REM to re-record classic for middle-age fanbase "Everything Hurts". More soon. | 24 | |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 3 years |
| China strengthens lead in heavy metals industry with acquisition of Metallica | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| Pardew in "You don't have to be mad to work here but it helps" early cliche | 0 | |
Alixir | 3 years |
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More to follow or not... |
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| Alan Partridge named as Newcastle manager | 0 | |
Scroat | 3 years |
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More soon. A-hah... |
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| Angry scenes as students prevented from returning home to watch Countdown. | 0 | |
Psycadelic Squirrel | 3 years |
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"Wild horses can't stop me watching Countdown" said one protester shortly before being driven back by a mounted police officer... |
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| Students burn Parliament Sq. peace camp in protest against fees | 0 | |
ramblesnake | 3 years |
| Danger in the Thames as jellied eels turn nasty. | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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Hot on the heels of the shark attack news in Sharm El Sheikh comes the disturbing news of jellied eel attacks in the River Thames., Reports of attacks by the eels have been coming in from fishermen... |
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| Accurate Biography Discovered on Wikipedia | 1 | |
De-scribe | 3 years |
| Self-made man falls apart laughing. More soon. | 0 | |
malgor | 3 years |
| 'Server Taking Too Long to Respond' at McDonalds is Nothing to do with Anonymous | 3 | |
IABP | 3 years |
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Think I'll shove another in here to save space and write it as I go along. Queen Surprised that None of the Recipients are Footballers at Bravery & Hero Medals Ceremony. The Queen was busy... |
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| Lady Gaga put on display by Madame Tussauds after waxwork leaves. More soon. | 0 | |
MC One R | 3 years |
| Protesting second year geography students not in a scuffle with police. | 1 | |
DiY | 3 years |
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Police have responded by sending no officers to a group of second year geography students from the University of Wales protesting about tuition fees outside of M&S in Bangor., This is the second... |
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| Sunderland fans jubilant at appointment of new manager in the North East | 1 | |
MC One R | 3 years |
| Newcastle give Pardew contract to 20:16 | 3 | |
riesler | 3 years |
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fans doubt he will last until half-past seven... |
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| Dyslexic murderer gets off lightly with a short sentence | 0 | |
MC One R | 3 years |
| Salem's Lot to be converted into the next new town | 0 | |
Iamthestig | 3 years |
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After 30 years of hard work, the quiet hamlet of Salem's lot has been given a grant to enable re-development and modernisation. The local residents have been trying to rid themselves of it's bad... |
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| FIFA delegates Several LIb Deb MP's promised us "No tuition fee increases" | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
| Yelp for Heroes army dog charity, cover Florence and the Machine for Xmas Single | 0 | |
Iamthestig | 3 years |
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The dog days are over... |
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| Ray Mears prescence at the last one confirms students demos are getting wilder | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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