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Olympic Joy for Winning Missile Sites 15
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 3 years

There were scenes of jubilation at five venues around London today as it was announced that they had been successful in their bids to be a host site for an Olympic surface to air missile launch pad....

Big Ben to strike during Olympics 0
Curbie Firetank 3 years
Nick Clegg given "Special Cabinet Post" at Heathrow Immigration. 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

David Cameron told the House this morning of Deputy PM Nick Clegg's new role at Heathrow Immigration, " With forthcoming blue ribbon events like the Jubilee and the Olympics, we need to sort these...

Hodgson appointment delayed as press decide what vegetable to nickname him. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Olympic Airborne rapid response unit to be called 2 Paralympians Division 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

worth a shot...

Security services warned of "armed Olympians" 0
nickb 3 years

High tech spears capable of deadly accuracy, circular spinning missiles, pointy swords and up to the minute bows and arrows are among weapons security services will be looking for, as Olympians...

Rupert Murdoch 'forced to stand' for 3 years 2
Screenie 3 years

It has been revealed during an interview after his statements at the Leveson enquiry that Mr Murdoch has been unable to sit down in his sitting room for over three years. The issue was finally...

Arkiologists reveal that Noah lived in Tewkesbury 0
Tomfinger 3 years
Ken Barlow beats Mike Baldwin 1001-1000 in thrilling Manchester derby. More soon 2
red 3 years
Cameron and Murdoch update relationship status to 'It's complicated' 2
Oxbridge 3 years
Recession hits football clichés as players start only giving 105% in big games 1
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
Olympic concert announced. Everyone under 30 says 'Duran who ?' 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More soon. PS the really scary thing for those of us 'Over 30' is I never realised they'd not actually broken up...

Vanilla Ice In Legal Battle For Assisted Suicide Of Own Career 2
Textbook 3 years

Rapper Robert Van Winkle, popularly known as Vanilla Ice, has joined euthanasia supporters and made a series of high profile appearances where he has spoken passionately about the need to end his own...

IOC demands MOD remove all branding from missiles. 2
Not Amused 3 years
P&O arranging summer cruises to the Isle of Tewkesbury. 1
Maverick 3 years

Route includes the Straights of Gloucestershire...

Better to regret the women you fingered than the women you didn't finger 2
SugarTits69 3 years

In twenty years you will regret the people you didn’t finger more than those you did. I don’t regret the past for the people I fingered. No way. Indeed I would finger everyone again if I had the...

Evil Emperor Penguin finally overthrown by Antarctic Rebel Alliance 5
wallster 3 years

It seems that the whole Antarctic population is dancing on ice this morning after it was announced that the evil Emperor Penguin has finally been overthrown. Battles have been raging across the icy...

Media keen to ask Woy Hodgson about Rooney, Euros and FIFA World Rankings 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years
M.o.D annouces Virtual Royal Navy to protect nation from Pirate Bay 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Blue half of Abu Dhabi ‘ecstatic’ 0
pitflaps 3 years
Olympic defence missiles cancelled due to leaves on track. More soon. 0
Maverick 3 years
Saudi Space Program To Establish Seperate Planet For Women 0
Textbook 3 years

Riyadh- Not content with seperate living rooms, universities and shops for women, Saudi scientists have announced a serious commitment to investigating the possibility of all-female colonies on the...

Naval Gazing.. 0
willieeckerslike 3 years

In other news the Royal Navy has been showing off it's latest Warship (HMS Dragon) the first addition to the navy's mythical beast range. She will be joined by her sister ships HMS Leprechaun (made...

Reduce your Carbon Lungprint.. 0
willieeckerslike 3 years

NHS bosses today have confirmed the startling results of a five year study into the effects of smoking and the consumption of 'smoothies'. Liquidised fruit is now seen as the perfect way to...

Airport crowds disperse after discovering Terminal Five isn't a boy band. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Research concludes 'men at orgies are like buses' 1
Perks 3 years
RH solves FA 'HR' problem 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Man in Portsmouth Prawns Everything to Build Aquarium 0
GillsImp 3 years

Could be a Red herring!...

Further Defence plans leaked 0
Bismarck 3 years

An MOD source today denied there were plans to use inflatable models of Eric Pickles as barrage balloons during the Olympics in London...

Alesha Dixon under fire for only giving “100% yes” to tearful child 3
kimllfixit 3 years

YouTube views of Saturday’s Britain’s Got Talent went sky-high following the emotional rendition of Beyonce’s ‘Listen’ by 9-year-old Malaki Paul; not because of his voice but because of...