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The Church announces a few changes. 1
Tammy Flugh 3 years

Palm Monday, Maundy Wednesday, and Good Thursday...

Chocolate tycoon meets sticky end. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 3 years

With this headline I am really spoiling you...

stranded londoners treated for fresh air contamination 4
3 years

Londoners stranded outside London by the M1 closure are being subjected to dangerous levels of fresh air and amicable conversation, warned health experts yesterday. To avoid any long-term health...

Man saw sun then.... 0
BewsNiscuit 3 years
Uproar as boxing match ends with one of the contestants being hurt 1
John Wiltshire 3 years

There was uproar last night as a boxing match was ended by the referee because one of the boxers was hurt., The manager of the boxer who was hurt was very angry. 'The other boxer hurt my boxer,' he...

AV Referendum to be carried out using AV 0
Deimos 3 years

To help address widespread misunderstanding of the AV electoral system, the Prime Minister has today decided that the AV referendum itself will be carried out under the AV voting scheme. When...

Church of the Zombie Apocalypse 0
ThatAndyDavisFellow 3 years

prepares to celebrate dead rising from their graves at Easter...

Having trouble keeping up with Jones? Post fake facebook status updates 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Typhoon wreaks carnage on Moroccan coast - RAF cites inadequate training 0
3 years
Cowell’s “Britain's Got Government” TV show is favourite for voting reform. 0
ThatAndyDavisFellow 3 years

Simon Cowell’s proposal for a “Britain's Got Government” show to replace the existing First Past the Post electoral structure received an unexpected boost this morning. Results from a secret...

Mr Tickle stood down but Mr Noisy mobilised 0
Pinhead 3 years

as rebels ask for more small arms and boots on the ground...

Taoiseach to discuss pronunciation of 'Taoiseach' with David Cameron 2
Grover 3 years

Enda Kenny, Irish Taoiseach, has arrived in the United Kingdom, where he or she plans to meet with Prime Minister David Cameron. Discussion topics are to include how to pronounce the word...

Londoners curious as to purpose of Northbound M1 11
virtuallywill 3 years

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Royal Wedding street party planned on Northbound M1 0
bonjonelson 3 years

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Police raid unlicensed circumcision surgery after a "tip-off". 2
MC One R 3 years
Re-location of Richard Branson to Caribbean Island raises alarm. 0
Basil_B 3 years

Businessman Sir Richard Branson alarmed conservationists today by announcing that he will be re-locating himself to Moskito Island one of the British Virgin Islands in the Caribbean. Even though...

Isle of Wight residents looking forward to royal wedding being on the wireless. 0
MC One R 3 years

More technology advancement soon. They'll have moving pictures next y'know...

Candlelit vigil one year on from last mention of Pete Doherty in the papers. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Hopefully no more soon...

Gay claustrophobics desperate to come out of the closet 0
Screenie 3 years
Jedward can't pull girls, so they pretend to be celibate 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

The bizarre beings known as Jedward have totally failed to pull even a single girl between them, and so they have announced they have taken a vow of celibacy until they find out what's wrong with...

Bishop of Reading installed. Bishops of Riting and Rithmetic fail quality checks 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Misrata residents decline Lambeth Councils offer of refuge 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Channel 5 securing rights to Big Brother raises fears of "dumbing down". 0
MC One R 3 years
Archbishop of Canterbury told not to wear his cross at work 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years
Snoop Dogg’s campaign to promote SW England kicks off with ‘Shizzle my Brizzle’ 0
jp1885 3 years

More soon, (Yep - this is the best I can come up with today)...

Research finds that most people are unable to complete a 1
John Wiltshire 3 years
EU red, white and blue fondant reserves dangerously low 0
3 years
Conveyor belt repairmen ‘struggling to make ends meet’. More soon. 0
malgor 3 years
Man U and Man City to replay until Man U win 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

Under the rules which referees seem to be operating to these days, the Manchester United v Manchester City semi-final is to be replayed until Manchester United win. A spokesman for the FA said: 'We...

Gaddaffi ‘s humanitarian credentials: "my mercenaries helping to spread aids" 0
simonjmr 3 years