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| Cern scientists 'didn't see it coming' | 6 |  |
Screenie | 3 years |
| Ahmadinejad claims to have found lost satellite | 0 | |
Sinnick | 3 years |
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Maybe someone can think of a better claim he might have made .. ?... |
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| "We set off wardrobe bomb in Stockholm" claim Al-Ikea | 2 | |
Perks | 3 years |
| Depressed scientists at Cern publish new theory E=mo2 | 1 | |
charlies_hat | 3 years |
| Chuggers face courts if caught hassling people but it will only take a few mins | 1 | |
Ian Searle | 3 years |
| Rugby to end ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ and admit heterosexuals | 1 | |
Long Distance Clara | 3 years |
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The International Rugby Board has finally bowed to pressure and agreed to lift the policy which has sought to bar openly-heterosexual players from the game. Until this week the sport’s governing... |
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| Porn film industry pays tribue to science with new flick, The Hardon Collider | 5 | |
ronseal | 3 years |
| As confidence in flirting falls, Footsie closes down 2% | 1 | |
Perks | 3 years |
| The Association of UK Handymen accused of "fixing" | 3 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
| Seven injured at Italian sign language conference | 2 | |
nickb | 3 years |
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Ancora piu... |
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| Bored neutrino can't get out of Switzerland fast enough | 5 | |
wwwiz | 3 years |
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CERN spokesman Otto Heinkelman confirmed that a neutrino had traveled from Switzerland to Italy at faster than the speed of light. 'It may have been coincidence, but last night the physicists here... |
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| Brothers called Jones picked for Wales | 0 | |
Drylaw | 3 years |
| Huge planet due to crash into defenceless satellite | 1 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
| World-Record-Breaking Neutrino Tests Positive for Banned Substance | 1 | |
tvhack | 3 years |
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The world-record breaking Neutrino that clocked the fastest time ever for a sub-atomic particle has sensationally failed its mandatory post-race drugs test. Scientists at CERN have revealed that the... |
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| Katie Price calls in cops after topless photos not stolen | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
| You wait all day for a bus-sized satellite... | 0 | |
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| First British queuing school to open in Germany is great success | 0 | |
RJWinter | 3 years |
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Ten years ago, Bryan Mayhem from Plymouth opened his first language school (WMYT) in Germany. The school has done so well, that Bryan decided to venture into another area last year: queuing., “We... |
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| BIN-LADEN CLOWN PLOT. | 0 | |
yuri_nahl | 3 years |
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Found in the hard drive of the late maniacal super-terrorist Osama bin-Laden, (hidden between risque photo-files of thong wearing ladies in provocative postures), a diabolical plan, reported by.,... |
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| CERN blames 'foreign seven' for speed of light error. | 1 | |
Boutros | 3 years |
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It's back to normal at CERN after a scientist admitted to mistaking a foreign seven with a line through it for a figure one that had been crossed out. "These things happen from time to time when... |
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| Daily Mail reader 'died by spontaneous combustion' inquest told | 3 | |
Scroat | 3 years |
| 'Tsunami' yawn racing towards the nation's capital | 6 | |
Screenie | 3 years |
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A tidal yawn of possibly epic proportions is thought to be heading for London and may break tomorrow, a source has revealed. The yawn’s epicentre has been traced to a vegetable contest staged in... |
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| Palestinians agree to send peace-keeping force to Palestine in bid for UN recogn | 1 | |
Gerontius | 3 years |
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has anybody seen a 'tion' lying around here anywhere?... |
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| Abba apply for UN recognition. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
| Public Sector Lego | 1 | |
Stephen Norman | 3 years |
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A cabinet minister made a speech today designed to calm fears relating to the possible widespread public sector strikes. The minister explained how “genius” had struck him while shopping in... |
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| Fat People ate the Money | 1 | |
Stephen Norman | 3 years |
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World economists were left red-faced today following the publication of a New York Post investigation that reveals the true cause of the 2007 financial crash. According to the 200 page document, the... |
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| Stock market analysts "Too anal" say analysts. | 0 | |
yussle | 3 years |
| Top Al-Qaeda terrorist considers having faith job | 1 | |
RJWinter | 3 years |
| Changing landscape leaves Einstein agog | 1 | |
spoole2112 | 3 years |
| Young lad to be thrown into ring with no protection for adults’ entertainment. | 0 | |
suwe | 3 years |
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Eddy Miliband (18) is to attempt to triumph after a bout in front of a tough Liverpool audience this week, in the teeth of the doubts of many as to his resilience., Getting the upper hand and... |
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| Einstein's unexpected appearence at CERN silence's time travel doubters | 0 | |
spoole2112 | 3 years |
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