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Tip now to be included in bill, however patrons may subtract for bad service 0
Dumbnews 3 years
SAS hunting for Wenger, pledge to bring him to account. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Media Think Tank Dubs Formula 1 Dull As Dishwater 2
Duff 3 years

A leading media think tank has dubbed F1 "dull as dishwater", much to the annoyance of its pint-sized supremo, Bernie Ecclestone. The popular media money-spinner was studied in-depth over the last...

Middlesex Man Is Sectioned After Typing 'LOL' On Blackberry 2
Duff 3 years

David Payne, a forty-three year old Air Traffic Controller from Hayes Middlesex, is believed to be the first person in England to have been sectioned under the Mental Health Act and is being held in...

Air show to feature new manned drones 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Megrahi will not make it until the end of the century, say doctors. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
NASDAQ recovers as shares take off 0
Ian Silvera 3 years
Hurricane Irene downgraded to "Damp and Draughty" 0
Wheelright 3 years

Millions of New Yorkers who fled the area in advance of Hurricane Irene are not returning home until the severe showers subside. The damage and cost to the political career of Mayor Bloomberg has yet...

Irene furious as she is downgraded from Aunt to Uncle's girlfriend. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Harry Rednapp confirms Spurs side made up of "Fans and a couple of mascots" 4
grottymonty 3 years

Interviewed after Thursday night's Europa League tie with Hearts Harry is quoted as saying" yeah, we thought it would be a bit of fun, some fans got a chance to prove themselves, and the mascots had...

QPR, Peter Crouch, a monkey and a giraffe. 1
rebel not taken 3 years

QPR are haggling with Tottenham to pick up a bargain Peter Crouch., Local lad Peter Crouch was given the moniker 'Rodney' by Rangers fans when he first displayed his lanky frame down Shepherd's...

Steve Jobs claims responsibility for hurricane iRene 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Scots nonplussed by OTT media coverage of rough weather in America 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

Get a grip...

Well, not to the absolute death, clarifies Gaddafi 0
rickwestwell 3 years
US news latest: Obama apologises for bad case of wind. 1
dvo4fun 3 years

More antacids soon...

Belgium 'interesting' for 44 laps 0
rickwestwell 3 years
Indian campaigner finishes fast, but is disqualified for false start 0
rickwestwell 3 years
Millions Of Ben's, Worldwide, To Change Their Name....... 3
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.After Japanese lexicographer admits that it means "pooh" in Japanese...

It's 'Thumbs Down' for some offenders. 4
dvo4fun 3 years

The Home Secretary Theresa May is actively considering the introduction of 'radical digitectomy' as a means of combating the growing menace of 21st Century civil disorder. The recent city based riots...

Man with red/brown colour blindness celebrates 1000th trip to his GP 5
allmyownstunts 3 years
Ikea founder case collapses. 7
beau-jolly 3 years

or too difficult to put together. Got to be mileage in this story...

Is Gaddafi hiding in the Big Brother House? 0
whickerman 3 years

They have searched everywhere for him so far, could he be in the only place no one wants to look?...

Headache for Reckitt Benckiser bosses as Nurofen Plus is recalled. 0
spoole2112 3 years

More later...

US hoping for extraterrestrial bailout. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years

No, [url=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/15/paul-krugman-fake-alien-invasion_n_926995.html]really.[/url]...

New body art fad gains popularity, tattoo removal 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Man with razor sharp toe nails sets out on dangerous feet 4
beau-jolly 3 years
Libya receives surprise shipment of Nurofen Plus from UK 0
Qoxiivi 3 years
Dyslexic barista wonders where legal career is going 2
Doug Sourboyes 3 years
Nuro-Duro : Buy me and stop one...in fact, stop two. 0
Gerontius 3 years

The makers of Nurofen have teamed up with condom manufacturers Durex to make a condom that will help banish the nation’s most frequent and implausible bedroom excuses for good, The new condom -...

Panic as hurricane threatens wealthy whites 0
beau-jolly 3 years