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All the Lawyers and the Judges and the Jury at the Court of JailCorrecticus....

are not passing by...

ESJ 08.08.13 12:24pm
Masochistic Captain Kirk: 'Beat me up, Scotty!' 0
John Wiltshire 08.08.13 11:44am
John Wiltshire
'Well you're not invited to my birthday party then', slams Putin

US President Barack Obama is 'strongly reconsidering' his decision not to attend a pre-planned meeting with his Russian counterpart Vladimir Putin today, after being told that if he doesn't, he won't...

Jesus H 08.08.13 11:18am
Jesus H
Jamie Oliver goes to Texas to promote Last Meal Recipe Book 0
sydalg 08.08.13 11:02am
Bamber Gascoigne fined for Railway Station Assault

Former University Challenge host and Newcastle United footballer Bamber Gascoigne has been fined £1,000 for assaulting a railway security guard and being drunk and disorderly. Appearing before...

Metro 08.08.13 10:41am
Parliament in uproar as George Osborn proposes "zero day contracts" for MPs

The House of Commons was in uproar on Thursday as George Osborn announced that to save money on MPs and the process of democratic debate, MPs would only be paid when they were required to actually be...

AReader 08.08.13 10:02am
'Mothers not discriminated against on return to work' say men

Lots of men emphatically denied today that women returning to work after having become mothers are in any way discriminated against. 'We have a very clear return to work policy,' said Sir Nigel...

John Wiltshire 08.08.13 9:58am
John Wiltshire
Bristol zoo keeper claims seal punch was revenge for Steve Irwin attack. 2
Ian Searle 08.08.13 9:38am
Lindy Moone
Football in turmoil as Shankly's 'Life or Death' quote revealed as joke.

The sport of football is reeling after newly revealed papers have shown that Bill Shankly was only joking when he said 'Football isn't a matter of life and death; it's much more important than that'....

Placey1 08.08.13 9:05am
Archbishop shocked by national debt of Wonga-wonga Land. 0
FOAD 08.08.13 9:03am
UKIP MP Reprimanded For Saying

"There's Nothing Generous About Giving Away Other People's Money"...

Titus 08.08.13 8:59am
Ref Minor
Doctors say that man who mutated into armchair now completely recovered 9
Smart Alex 08.08.13 8:43am
John Wiltshire
Conference of Sewage-workers Union set to table a motion. 0
FOAD 08.08.13 8:20am
The best way to prevent memory loss is - oh wait, don't tell me, it's, it's... 3
John Wiltshire 08.08.13 8:04am
Doctor Whoworksweekends to get new TARDY

The recently-announced Doctor Whoworksweekends is get a re-designed TARDY, it was learned today. Stephen Moffatt, the show's writer, said: 'Since we have found a new Doctor Whoworksweekends, we...

John Wiltshire 08.08.13 7:49am
John Wiltshire
Hampshire Gym To Tackle Member Assessment

Fitness giant XRsize Gyms are set to trial a revised layout of the male changing areas at their Port Solent location. General manager Joe Swalley explained why this change was being mooted. "After...

FlashArry 08.08.13 7:39am
Not Amused
Ray-Ban announces record profits in Africa

In other news a collective of aid recipients buy the Eiffel Tower and the RAF lament F-18 shortage...

ChairmanMouth 08.08.13 7:24am
Wary Carrey Quite Contrary

Actor, Jim Carrey, has apologised to cinema fans for his regular endorsement of "stupidity". Having wowed the Academy Award Panel with his 1994 rendition of Dumb and Dumber, Mr Carey is naturally...

Wrenfoe 08.08.13 7:02am
Berlusconi seeks asylum in BungaBungaland

.. might have written this up but all spoof sites seem to have bonga bonga-ed in the last day or so!...

Yikes 08.08.13 6:44am
Tiny African Country Changes Name To 'Bongo-Bongo Land' And Then Sues UKIP 0
Titus 08.08.13 6:22am
Cut waste

Tory Minister urges households to make do and mend in order to cut waste, and promises the Coalition will waste more than enough for everyone...

Starchy 08.08.13 1:41am
Interest rates

Interest rates won't rise till the Tories are re-elected, and I'm safely back in Canada says Carney...

Starchy 08.08.13 1:20am
UK and Spain in dispute over Bongobongoland sovereignty

Prime Minister David Cameron has today been in talks with Spanish Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy in an attempt to diffuse tensions between the two countries over control of Bongonbongoland. Spain is...

ianslat 08.08.13 12:47am
Microsoft’s new notebook computer to come with post it notes attached

Many people find computers frustrating, and they are often so slow to start up that you will have forgotten what you were going to write by the time it is ready to use. Now this new high tech tactile...

rogerg 07.08.13 8:56pm
Father Jack Appointed As New Dr Who As A "More Suitable Role Model For Children" 0
Titus 07.08.13 8:54pm
Peter Capaldi to feature in 'Do you think you are Who?' 8
John Wiltshire 07.08.13 8:46pm
UK on 'red alert' as Westlife release comeback tour threats via Twitter

The government has raised its terror threat level from amber to red today after a string of 'serious and terror inducing' threats of a comeback tour were released by Irish boy band Westlife via their...

Jesus H 07.08.13 8:40pm
Monty Panesar compounds error by playing with his googlies.

And there is probably an unsavoury sticky wicket gag in there somewhere...

deskpilot3 07.08.13 8:23pm
Godrey Bloom is the new face of Um Bongo. More casual racism soon. 0
deskpilot3 07.08.13 8:17pm
Unemployed to be renamed "non-contracted zero hours workers". More soon. 4
dominic_mcg 07.08.13 8:16pm