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Squudge 15.03.13 10:15pm
Squudge
Cold Syrian refugees thank France for sending US flags 'to burn and keep warm' 0
thackaray 15.03.13 9:57pm
thackaray
Scientific breakthrough: 'everything in excess' is bad for you

We all know that 'everything in moderation' is a healthy mantra for life, but scientists have now proved that conversely, ‘everything in excess' will seriously bugger you up. It appears that...

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Slante Dangle 15.03.13 9:12pm
Slante Dangle
It’s Red Nose Day, please help save the comedians

Comic Relief founder Richard Curtis has spoken out about the many comedians who rely on the aid of Red Nose Day to boost their careers and offset their tax liabilities. ‘We are asking people to...

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Slante Dangle 15.03.13 9:10pm
Squudge
Par for the course found to contain trace of horse

Neat-o, If I could use the 'up' its a good anagram...

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Not Amused 15.03.13 9:07pm
Not Amused
Chris Huhne learns that a handjob is not a luxury car-valeting service... 1
Tripod 15.03.13 9:01pm
ipumpedthebutcherforbeef
Famous Alcoholics chased with donations for Red Nose Day 0
camz 15.03.13 9:01pm
camz
Sperm smuggled out of Israeli prison in a laundry basket. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 15.03.13 8:37pm
dominic_mcg
MP Eric Joyce leads protest against minimum price alcohol 0
custard cream 15.03.13 8:31pm
custard cream
Rapacious creatures to be culled in UK

The government today outlined plans for a cull of the most damaging creatures in the country. Following plans to curb bovine TB with a badger cull and strategic killing of deer to protect woodland...

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johnnydobbo 15.03.13 8:11pm
Titus
Sir Ranulph Fiennes to head Top Gear expedition

The expedition aims to be the first ever to reach the South Pole in out door electric wheelchairs. Sir Ran is expected to lead the presenters, Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond on the...

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hero2zero 15.03.13 7:36pm
hero2zero
PG Tips chimps come out of retirement for red arse day. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 15.03.13 7:04pm
dominic_mcg
Monday 8pm BBC2 Master Baker "cooking doesn't get any harder than this" 1
godly1966 15.03.13 6:37pm
Squudge
Alcoholic, unable to raise a morning glory settles for a semillon 3
brownpaperreporter 15.03.13 5:40pm
rikkor
HOROSCOPE by Colin the Cosmic Cockerel.

HOROSCOPE, By Colin the Cosmic Cockerel. ARIES. You will be run over by a golf buggy driven by a blind alcoholic 96 year old and killed. TAURUS. An eagle will take your pet cat. GEMINI. Your...

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godly1966 15.03.13 5:32pm
rikkor
Traces of camel toe found in Primark leggings

A police investigation was launched last night after it emerged that thousands of pairs of Primark leggings contain traces of camel toe. The revelation came after numerous sightings were reported at...

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ipumpedthebutcherforbeef 15.03.13 5:23pm
Not Amused
Warwickshire bike riders go to Leamington Spa, for the course. 0
bonjonelson 15.03.13 4:54pm
bonjonelson
Cameron considers Joyce job. He could organise a punch up in a buddhist temple. 0
Not Amused 15.03.13 4:15pm
Not Amused
Motoring: the Kia "Global Terrorism" range reviewed

Following the appearance of the “Kia Provo” at a motor show in Italy, we are proud to present an exclusive review of the entire 2013 Kia range. Kia Provo, The hatchback of the range is at first...

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Sir Lupus 15.03.13 3:34pm
Sir Lupus
Facebook and YouTube to merge into f-You 0
Dumbnews 15.03.13 3:33pm
Dumbnews
Imelda strikes blow for feministas

The late Imelda Marcos yesterday stood up for feminists everywhere by proclaiming that all profits from the new Andrew Lloyd Webber musical, Imelda, based on her selfless devotion to her country,...

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chrisfgerard 15.03.13 3:11pm
chrisfgerard
Victims Of Illegal Phone Hacking Call For Such Law-breaking To Be Made Illegal. 0
Titus 15.03.13 3:10pm
Titus
Educated people have common sense

they can spot a common person from a mile away...

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camz 15.03.13 2:44pm
Bogbrush
China modernization drive to start with old Chinese sayings 0
Dumbnews 15.03.13 2:14pm
Dumbnews
Samsung to introduce virtual phone

Following the success of their Galaxy S4, which works by looking and waving at the thing, Samsung president, Mr Shif-Tee, has announced that their next phone will be virtual, as you don't need to...

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John Wiltshire 15.03.13 2:00pm
Rootin Tootin
Chaparral admits to being high for most of the late sixties and early seventies. 0
Ian Searle 15.03.13 1:51pm
Ian Searle
Traces of Hoss found in Bonanza repeat. 0
Ian Searle 15.03.13 1:48pm
Ian Searle
John McCririck to sue God for removing him from Cheltenham coverage 0
Ian Searle 15.03.13 1:45pm
Ian Searle
N rm n C ier h s d d 1
John Wiltshire 15.03.13 1:40pm
Mr Target
The Sun's guide to the new Pope

The new Pope is a catholic - just like the old one. His real name is Jorge but catholics call him Francis the First for short. He lives in a big house in Rome. [u]Likes[/u] Big hats, Waving from...

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LensCap 15.03.13 1:23pm
John Wiltshire