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Barack Obama shits on G8 lawn

More inexplicable news soon...

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Landfill 18.06.13 4:15pm
Landfill
Ian "I'm Not A Loony" Brady Says His Child Murders Were "Petty".

(Sometimes real statements are beyond satire.)...

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Titus 18.06.13 4:14pm
Rootin Tootin
Lawyers in secret courts to wear "sinister" wigs

A range of "surreal" judicial wigs whose purpose is to "terrify and intimidate" those appearing before secret courts has been unveiled to Home Office ministers and high level Security Services...

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nickb 18.06.13 3:44pm
Wrenfoe
Conspiracy theorists believe Ryanair flights an elaborate hoax

In the murky world of conspiracy theories, the people who came up with the idea that the various missions to the moon were all faked now believe that Ryanair is perpetrating the same fraud, and are...

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sydalg 18.06.13 3:31pm
sydalg
Prince Harry found to have cowboy ancestry 5
sydalg 18.06.13 3:07pm
DraculaBranded
Saatchi: I Merely Wanted To Start A Wider Conversation About Playful Tiffs

The art collector Charles Saatchi has revealed that his recent poice caution for Playful Tiffery was a ruse of his to start a national dialogue over the issue., Saatchi, dressed in the same clothes...

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thisisall1word 18.06.13 1:31pm
Gålgö13
Ministers hail 'web porn' progress leading to discovery of Co-op's black hole.

no more teenage humour here please...

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Not Amused 18.06.13 1:18pm
Not Amused
Dozens trapped in ‘Leveson World of Adventures’

Emergency services were called to help rescue passengers onboard a series of media-themed rides. One elderly, Australian Gentlemen was particularly embarrassed to have his dirty underwear on display...

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Wrenfoe 18.06.13 12:52pm
Boutros
Gove orders all schools back to Roman numerals

The education world is reeling today from the latest kick in the teeth for modern teaching methods. The Education Secretary has given the country's schools a deadline of March 1 2014 to revert to...

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sydalg 18.06.13 12:46pm
DraculaBranded
Saatchi unveils latest gallery acquisition: Portrait of a Blue Lady 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 18.06.13 12:27pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Government to impose tuition fees on attendees of the University of Life 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 18.06.13 12:02pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
David Cameron's bid for a Nobel peace prize

David Cameron has made a strong stand for arming rebel forces in Syria,, in a plan to flood the country with weapons to bring an end to violence., With strong echoes of the "War against Terror",...

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NewBiscuit 18.06.13 11:23am
Wrenfoe
British Army lays off 4,500,Al-Qaeda now hiring

more or less later...

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virtuallywill 18.06.13 11:21am
Wrenfoe
Russia sends arms to Nigella 1
pere floza 18.06.13 11:21am
Wrenfoe
Saatchi has a real stranglehold on NewsBiscuit today 0
NorthernGravy 18.06.13 10:21am
NorthernGravy
No more Saatchi comments.

No more soon...

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MADJEZ 18.06.13 10:12am
MADJEZ
"Corgis related to pitbulls so one doesn't pay council tax" explains Queen

no knighthood soon...

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Not Amused 18.06.13 10:05am
Not Amused
Co-op unveils “Pure Evil”

As part of a recapitalization process the banking group will be listing itself on the stock market, embracing capitalism and endorsing a leverage buyout of their “eternal soul”. The Co-operative...

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Wrenfoe 18.06.13 9:31am
Wrenfoe
Nigella claims harassment from Saatchi, "Please stop wringing me", she pleads 1
topfotogmw 18.06.13 9:26am
Lindy Moone
Saatchi to be the next Spock

The advertising Executive best known for his “reclusiveness” is the front runner to replace Zachary Quinto in the next installment of the Star Trek franchise. Delighted fans and restaurateurs...

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Wrenfoe 18.06.13 9:13am
Lindy Moone
"You're doing it all wrong", Peter Sutcliffe tells Charles Saatchi 2
sydalg 18.06.13 9:02am
Oxbridge
Nigella Lawson makes lunch lightly battered 0
Oxbridge 18.06.13 9:01am
Oxbridge
Stuart Hall's defence claims it was just Games without Frontiers 1
irreverendJ 18.06.13 8:56am
Oxbridge
Man with huge nuclear arsenal lectures children about peace

The man who is Commander In Chief of the world's largest army, which is currently engaged in a number of wars in various locations, has told a bunch of children in Belfast that they need to work...

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jamsieoconnor 18.06.13 8:44am
jamsieoconnor
Jeux sans frontieres, nil point pour Stuart Hall 1
medici2471 18.06.13 8:06am
Wrenfoe
G8 Ministers draught in Loyalist and Republican rioters.

Bemused world leaders and ministers today bemoaned the lack of a real atmosphere at the G8 summit and have taken steps to bring back that “Seattle feeling” Enniskillen. German Finance minister...

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Scronnyglonkle 18.06.13 8:00am
Wrenfoe
Gundogs urged to "retrieve more, point less"

[url=http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=62603]Neat-O[/url]...

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sydalg 18.06.13 7:49am
Wrenfoe
Saatchi pleads provocation as Nigella admits Electra complex 0
medici2471 18.06.13 7:22am
medici2471
Disappointment As Pointless * becomes a mere . 0
Titus 18.06.13 6:49am
Titus
Verbose writer unable to get his one liners to fit within required number of cha 13
blacklesbianandproudofit 18.06.13 6:35am
Titus