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Disc jockey groping "equivalent to Nazi atrocity" claims satirical website

A full and frank exchange of views on a satirical website has recently escalated into what could be an international catastrophe of biblical proportions. United Nations peacekeeping observers have...

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Son of Barnabas 25.02.14 11:16am
Son of Barnabas
Piers Morgan loses US gig ‘because he’s a cunt’...

CNN have axed Piers Morgan for being a cunt. ‘We had to let Piers Morgan go’, said Jeff Zucker, CEO of CNN, ‘because he’s a cunt. His dwindling audience thought he was a cunt. [i]We[/i]...

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Tripod 25.02.14 11:14am
Backup Brian
NHS deaths 'should be ignored', say NHS

The impact of deaths at the hands of the NHS should be ignored when calculating the effectiveness of NHS medical care, according to Dr Adrian Harbinger, a leading NHS research statistician., 'If we...

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NewBiscuit 25.02.14 10:09am
NewBiscuit
Pickles snubs Radio 4: "I thought it was a dessert island" 4
nickb 25.02.14 9:05am
Son of Barnabas
Theresa May considers Addis Adaba urban hyena model to meet homelessness targets 0
cinquecento 25.02.14 9:02am
cinquecento
Pickles confesses lengthy affilitation with PIE 0
nickb 25.02.14 9:00am
nickb
IOC to Initiate New “Oscars Style” Winter Olympics Medal System

At a surprise media conference in Geneva last Friday, a new medalling initiative was proposed by IOC officials in conjunction with representatives from activist, media and sports consulting...

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Kinch 25.02.14 7:12am
Kinch
Yanukovych admits Kiev protesters "not chicken" 0
sydalg 25.02.14 2:49am
sydalg
Russia warns Ukraine : "Stop this EU nonsense, or your medals are forfeit"

With the continuing deterioration of relationships between the fledging Ukrainian government and their Russian neighbours, the Winter Olympic committee has now waded in, dropping hints that the...

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FlashArry 24.02.14 11:39pm
FlashArry
Factions in Ukraine capital create 'Mini-Kievs' 2
Electrelane 24.02.14 11:08pm
Adrian Bamforth
Home Office agrees to extradite McKinnon if US agrees to keep Morgan. 0
Ref Minor 24.02.14 10:04pm
Ref Minor
Vanished Former Kiev Politician Turned Out To Be Chicken

Even more tedious culinary puns certain to follow, sadly...

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Titus 24.02.14 9:54pm
vulture1
Madeline McCann missing from front page of Express

Concerns have been raised over the absence of missing child Madeline Mccann from the headlines of the Daily Express. She has now not been seen for more than two days and observers are beginning to...

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Electrelane 24.02.14 9:05pm
Electrelane
Piers Morgan fired. 1
Al OPecia 24.02.14 8:03pm
blokefromstoke
Jade actor to perform in West End due to colour-blind casting. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 24.02.14 7:43pm
Al OPecia
Government Searches for Politician Responsible for Mass Murder

The authorities are today looking for Antoniescu Blerovic, the man thought to be responsible for giving dubious reasons in sending heavily armed forces to Iraq and Afghanistan. It is said that...

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Guillermo De Snookio 24.02.14 7:40pm
Al OPecia
More extravagance. Public storm Ukraine embassy, find haul of Ferrero Rocher.

More soon., http://incognitoheureux.i.n.pic.centerblog.net/o/6a501033.jpg...

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MADJEZ 24.02.14 7:31pm
MADJEZ
Computer Glitch Crediting Bank Accounts In Error Rectified Within 2 Minutes

Nat to Worry...

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Duff 24.02.14 7:02pm
Al OPecia
Claim of new in-tune Hendrix bootleg divides rock scholars

The world of rock music was thrown into a bitter dispute today following claims that a hitherto undiscovered live bootleg recording of Jimi Hendrix has been unearthed where the legendary guitarist is...

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Duff 24.02.14 7:01pm
Al OPecia
BBC moves to axe drivel from live sports commentary

As the Winter Olympic flame sputters out there is news today that will gladden the hearts of pedants across the country, for The BBC is finally grasping the nettle on the thorny issue of sports...

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Duff 24.02.14 7:00pm
Al OPecia
Schrödinger's khat both legal and illegal, explains Theresa May 8
sydalg 24.02.14 6:47pm
Squudge
Harold Ramis still hoping to appear in Ghostbusters second sequel

"It's just one of those things", Ramis told us via Ouija Board. "We all want it to happen, but getting everyone together at the same time it logistically difficult. As a ghost, I'm finding myself...

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Adrian Bamforth 24.02.14 6:31pm
Sinnick
American dream ap-Piers to be in tatters

Former tabloid editor, Piers Morgan, was today putting on a brave face as he is forced to come to terms with the stark reality that he's about to join a long line of Brits who have found themselves...

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Duff 24.02.14 6:27pm
Duff
Hague warns Russia to respect democracy, as mob ousts elected Ukraine President. 1
MADJEZ 24.02.14 6:06pm
FOAD
Celebrity shuns social media claiming it is the mark of amateurs 0
Dumbnews 24.02.14 6:02pm
Dumbnews
'Enormous lake of garlic butter' at centre of Yanukovych's Kiev estate 4
pere floza 24.02.14 5:21pm
Ref Minor
Obituary - Michael "Mickey" Tiddler

Following a short illness showbiz veteran, Michael “Mickey” Tiddler, has passed away peacefully in his sleep at his East End home surrounded by his family earlier today. Tiddler, loved...

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Duff 24.02.14 4:51pm
Duff
Yanukovych palace doesn't have duck-house

The lavish country estate of Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovych doesn't have a floating duck-house - or a moat, it has been revealed. The finding by activists who entered the palace has placated...

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roybland 24.02.14 4:26pm
roybland
UK rain chaos unrelated to Ukraine chaos 0
custard cream 24.02.14 4:16pm
custard cream
Concerns as Qatar’s 2022 Winter Olympic bid heats up

The Gulf nation is determined to secure the games in line with recent policy drafted into the constitution to make Qatar a “beacon of impossible, world sporting achievement.” Concerns have been...

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Judas OTownayles 24.02.14 2:19pm
Judas OTownayles