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Mobile phone technology blamed for riots 1
Screenie 3 years

as lack of phone boxes leaves Clark Kent powerless...

Riots confirm all my pre-conceived notions, says newspaper pundit. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Peaceful leafy Ealing 0
simonjmr 3 years
Libya and Syria outsource riots and looting to the Uk 0
simonjmr 3 years
BBC concerned riots make Eastenders look 'light-hearted' 0
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Oh shit, I agree with the Daily Mail, says everyone 1
Oxbridge 3 years
E17 engulfed in flames - revenge at last for "Stay Another Day" 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Jeremy Kyle called in to quash riots 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Batman seconded to Met as rioting continues 0
simjel 3 years

The Metropolitan police have announced that the crime fighting Caped Crusader, known more commonly as "The Batman" has been seconded to them on loan from Gotham City, in an attempt to restore order...

Police grant sex toy amnesty in preparation for use of plastic bullets. 3
Milo Shame 3 years
Shanklin disturbances blamed on 4 fiftysomethings stealing pick'n'mix 0
simonjmr 3 years
Genuine London shoplifters livlihoods under threat from unlicensed looters 0
simonjmr 3 years
London fire crews to be further hampered by hosepipe ban 4
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
Apple to compete with Blackberry through release of iRiot App 2
Screenie 3 years
Riot footage causes Nick Griffin's micropenis to become erect 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Panic on the streets of London, Panic on the streets of Birmingham... 5
charlies_hat 3 years

Chris Moyles and DLT in hiding...

London MP's ask advice from countryside colleagues on how to build a moat. 0
Milo Shame 3 years
Pepys blogs while London burns 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Burberry to give away a free brick with every hoodie 0
Screenie 3 years
Mayor takes broom out of own arse just in time to help with clean-up. 0
Milo Shame 3 years
'Can't-be-arsed' anarchist, 60, loots his own fridge 0
Crow 3 years

No more later...

COBRA committee authorises Police to use live cobras for crowd control. 0
bonjonelson 3 years

Here's hoping...

Riot Police to be issued with polar bears 10
Ludicity 3 years

Rioters in London’s inner cities have been warned that if they engage in any more trouble the police will release a polar bear. ‘We have been more than patient with these people,’ said Home...

Cameron welcomes return of "the Biltz Spirit". more soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Londoners braced for return of UB40. 0
wallster 3 years
"We're all in this together," says Cameron from bath full of turds. 0
Drylaw 3 years
Looters caught by TV Licensing van. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Metropolitan police officers to crank up their faces 2
Screenie 3 years

In light of the continued violence and rioting across London the Metropolitan police have taken the unprecedented step of increasing their police officer's powers to look on from unimpressed to...

London Riots... 6
Screenie 3 years
Lack of £1 coins for trolleys thwarts Tesco looters 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years