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Whole Kosher thing ‘based on bronze-age weight-loss fads’, claims archaeologist 2
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

Dr Ilan Greenberg of the Hebrew University of Jerusalem announced yesterday that the whole concept of “Kosher” might be ‘a bit Atkins, a bit Dukan – you know, the usual weird shit’,...

Long queues at grand opening of Molotov Cocktail bar in north London 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Unrest spreads to Richmond as locals fear disruption to recycling collection 1
Long Distance Clara 3 years
PC world contact rioters to sell extended warranties on all looted goods 2
charlies_hat 3 years
Market traders seek safety of apples as soft fruit volatiliy continues 0
button 3 years
CBI report encouraging rise in demand for half bricks in London area. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Anthony Worrall Thompson Fire Pit Clarification 0
custard cream 3 years

La Hacienda, the makers of the popular garden product the Fire Pit, endorsed by celebrity chef Anthony Worrall Thompson, today made the following statement: "La Hacienda wish to inform customers of...

Stock Market concern as Gold credit rating downgraded from Au to Ag 4
pinxit 3 years
Michael Winner tells Tottenham to “Calm down, dear” 1
Matt T 3 years

After two nights of unprecedented rioting and arson, the Met Police have unveiled their new weapon in the fight to restore order to the streets of London: Michael Winner. In what the Police are...

Brixton Footlocker looting: Police seeking rioters seen hopping from the scene 0
Long Distance Clara 3 years
Looters who stole TVs returned last night to steal One For All remotes. 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

HDMI cables soon...

Charity Shops outwit looters. 0
rebel not taken 3 years

High Street Charity shops are defying the looters by leaving all their clothes strewn all over the pavement without price stickers on...

Cadbury to launch new product: Taliban Fingers. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Chilly freezer aisle shoppers to be given free cuddle 0
jp1885 3 years

Shoppers of frozen foods at Waitrose are in for a treat as of today, for the upmarket superstore chain will be offering a free cuddle to anyone who ‘looks a bit chilly’ after emerging from the...

Looting is the new growth industry, says CBI. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Wasps ask ‘What’s the point of people? Do they actually serve any purpose?’ 10
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

As the summer progresses, more and more wasps are starting to emerge from their nests in search of food, leading to the annual question from frustrated wasps of ‘What exactly is the point of...

South London man offers ‘self offence’ classes 0
jp1885 3 years

The rapid descent of Britain’s inner cities into a seething pressure cooker of poverty, fear and violence has inspired a South London entrepreneur to ‘cut out the middleman’ by offering classes...

Travel chaos as looters steal large stretch of M25 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
ECB appoints Sue Barker to front Italian bond advertising campaign 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Italy and Spain to ask Fatherland for more pocket money 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
North London looters flee Arsenal trophy-room empty-handed 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Man City line up bid for Man Utd 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Spain’s 'The Indignant' to launch UK branch ‘The Bit Put Out to be Honest’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Soaring high street rents for retail units could lead to out of town rioting 3
ronseal 3 years
Looter offered investment by Dragon for his 'Personal Shopper' business model 0
pinxit 3 years
Tottenham latest: calls for independent inquiry led by Murder Dem Pussies crew 1
ronseal 3 years
Al Qaeda downgrades hatred of US from Great to Not so Great Satan 1
ronseal 3 years

China could surpass America in the Satanic Index, if its economic prosperity continues to grow at its current rate. Cautious Al Qaeda market wachers, meanwhile, have downgraded America, which has...

Tottenham uprising is Britain's Rosa Parks moment says Millband speech 1st draft 0
ronseal 3 years

As Tottenham's rioters looted Dixons and Currys last night, for much needed electrical consumer goods, they stood on the shoulders of Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King and Nelson Mandala, Ed Miliband...

IMF chief sex assault upgraded to XXX 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Markets panic as S&P downgrades US credit from Epic to Awesome 0
Dumbnews 3 years