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After ostrich anus, Nadine Dorries looks forward to eating humble pie... 1
Tripod 22.11.12 7:10am
Squudge
SPL orders Rangers to return EBT trophies: "They were only loaned, not awarded!"

(and HMRC want tax paid on the beneficial interest!)...

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Jammydodgers 22.11.12 1:21am
Jammydodgers
Cash-strapped Brits look forward to ‘Buy Something Day’... 2
Tripod 21.11.12 11:17pm
Tripod
Women bishops vetoed at Synod of Dibley, but purple still voted "best colour”... 0
Tripod 21.11.12 11:05pm
Tripod
Interpol divert all resources to Norwich

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g24/antharrison/norwichcrimewave.jpg...

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antharrison 21.11.12 10:35pm
Tripod
Deprived children raise £30m for the BBC

Children across the world have united in a gigantic global fund raising event to raise £30m to help the BBC cope with the crises and scandals it faces. 'In our African village we raised £25 by...

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antharrison 21.11.12 10:30pm
antharrison
Football manager who lost games to be replaced by manager who lost games

Moron soon...

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antharrison 21.11.12 10:25pm
antharrison
Mark Hughes 'still looking out' for another wealthy club to trash 1
dvo4fun 21.11.12 10:09pm
custard cream
Queen "horrified" by Winslet acceptance speech. 0
reforse 21.11.12 9:36pm
reforse
Rafael Benitez confirmed as next Chelsea manager to be sacked 0
custard cream 21.11.12 8:54pm
custard cream
ROMAN ABRAMOVICH SACKS HIMSELF!

The football world was sensationally rocked to its core today as the saviour of English football, Russian millionnaire Roman Obramivitch called it a day and fired himself. As a very generous gesture...

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Reg Herring 21.11.12 7:52pm
Reg Herring
Radio1 DJ Grimshaw Arrested Again in Dawn Raid.

Radio 1 DJ Nick Grimshaw was arrested today by Metropolitan Police in a dawn raid. Mr. Grimshaw (29) was arrested at around 5.45am at the Radio 1 studios at Broadcasting House minutes before his show...

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reforse 21.11.12 7:45pm
Tripod
Call for calm in wake of Chelsea sacking.

The Comedy Writers Union have called for calm after the sacking of Chelsea manager Roberto Di Matteo and asked that no one else do anything stupid or childish for a least a couple of weeks., In a...

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Gaz 21.11.12 7:35pm
dvo4fun
Baby bites dog: dog “out of danger”, say police, but baby “destroyed”... 1
Tripod 21.11.12 7:03pm
Gaz
Roman Abramovich makes preemptive move on next Chelsea manager appointment

It was revealed last night that, shortly after firing Roberto Di Matteo, Roman Abramovich wrote a cheque for four million pounds and sent it to Pep Guardiola, the next prospective Chelsea manager. He...

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Screenie 21.11.12 5:43pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Female clergy lament 'stained glass ceiling'. More soon. 11
Mary Evans 21.11.12 5:03pm
Screenie
Church rocked by XX factor vote

Does it need the word chromosome?...

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charlies_hat 21.11.12 4:35pm
Qoxiivi
Roman Abramovich to replace Alan Sugar in BBC's 'The Apprentice' 2
pinxit 21.11.12 4:13pm
pinxit
Atheist admits to getting something wrong. Religious leaders claim miracle.

In news that has shocked the scientific world of atheist groups to their all-inclusive core, the leader of a small atheist society has admitted he was mistaken., Word has not reached us yet as to...

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Gaz 21.11.12 4:03pm
Gaz
Creationists ditch intelligent design theory after hearing David Beckham talk. 2
sigmund 21.11.12 3:14pm
sigmund
Tobacco company misunderstanding causes disease-free Ashtrays to be planted. 0
beagle 21.11.12 3:08pm
beagle
Chelsea Pensioners open Chelsea managers' wing

The Royal Hospital Chelsea has announced the opening of a brand new wing for sacked Chelsea managers who have suffered the despotic rule of Russian oligarchs and betrayal by board members and...

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Dick Everyman 21.11.12 3:04pm
pinxit
General Synod reject hamsters as bishops

The controversial votes keep coming as today not just hamsters but all nocturnal rodents were barred from becoming bishops. There was much squeaking and rattling of wheels as the results came through...

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grottymonty 21.11.12 2:34pm
grottymonty
Lord McAlpine expected to sue Dave in "about a year"

As Lord McAlpine works his way through the TV networks looking for financial redress, the producers at Dave are bracing themselves for multiple visits from the Peer's legal team sometime late next...

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grottymonty 21.11.12 2:32pm
abusedandconfused
Lord Chief Justice Lord Judge to become Lord Pensioner on retirement next year 0
simonjmr 21.11.12 2:31pm
simonjmr
Roberto Di Matteo expected to be announced as Roberto Di Matteo's replacement

Following Roberto Di Matteo's sacking as Chelsea manager this morning, the Chelsea board are expected to announce outgoing Manager Roberto Di Matteo as his shock replacemnt. More soon...

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simonjmr 21.11.12 2:29pm
simonjmr
Nations begin traditional Christmas warfare

Countries around the world have begun bombing each other in the run up to Christmas. “I think it gets earlier every year,” says Mandy Batchelor, a curvy 22-year old physicist from Cheshire. “I...

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Darkbill 2.0 21.11.12 2:25pm
abusedandconfused
Black disabled lesbian single parent appointed new head of PC World. 9
godly1966 21.11.12 2:16pm
abusedandconfused
'Mousetrap' celebrates 60 years of the policeman doing it. Oops. 3
Midnight Dreary 21.11.12 2:11pm
abusedandconfused
Danone rebrand 'Gervais' yoghurt as customers reveal they just can't stomach it

Just in case you don't believe me http://www.at-home-corsica.com/134-185-large/gervais-danone-petits-suisse-aux-fruits-12x50g.jpg...

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Gaz 21.11.12 12:50pm
Gaz