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Those who live by the sward...

IMG_5767042128749IMG_ New GASTROTURF formula proving to be something of an acquired taste...

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christophergriffin 06.02.14 1:44pm
christophergriffin
No evidence of ‘fling’ between Shane Warne and Hilary Clinton

Despite the improbable nature of Tom Sizemore’s accusation that Liz Hurley had ‘an affair’ with the 42nd President of the United States, representatives of Shane Warne and Bill Clinton’s wife...

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Wrenfoe 06.02.14 1:44pm
Wrenfoe
Militant Feminists Demand New Rape Law: 'Guilty Unless We Say Otherwise'. 0
Titus 06.02.14 1:41pm
Titus
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BewsNiscuit 06.02.14 1:41pm
BewsNiscuit
William Roache: "Lying accusers will probably be abuse victims in a future life" 0
Backup Brian 06.02.14 1:12pm
Backup Brian
Twitter Hate Campaign Launched Against Jury Who 'Obviously Got It Wrong'. 0
Titus 06.02.14 1:10pm
Titus
Muchelney Twinned with Venice - Somerset Twinned With Atlantis 0
Titus 06.02.14 1:00pm
Titus
Roache cleared of rape; re-arrested & sent down for life for crap acting. 0
FOAD 06.02.14 12:48pm
FOAD
Now children fall victim to mis-selling scandal

Children as young as six have been hoodwinked out of millions by unscrupulous shopkeepers in a mis-selling scandal that makes PPI look like (some other scandal but smaller). Six-year-old Mandy...

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Boutros 06.02.14 12:47pm
Titus
'Toothpaste terror alert' not a problem, say French team at Sochi. 2
FOAD 06.02.14 12:07pm
Sinnick
Twitter shares fall amidst 'it's rubbish' claims

Shares in social bullshit service Twitter have dropped precipitously this morning, as commentators and users united to claim that it was 'bollocks' and wasted far too much of their time. One user...

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Electrelane 06.02.14 11:32am
Electrelane
Eric Pickles to drink all the water from the Somerset Levels.

Either that or he will put on Bermuda shorts and water bomb in the deep end the water will clear in seconds...

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Ian Searle 06.02.14 10:57am
Ian Searle
Tube strike: London overrun by suicidal people with no means of ending it all

Tube strike latest: London overrun by suicidal people with no means of ending it all With the underground network brought to a standstill by industrial action, the streets of London are said to be...

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Long Distance Clara 06.02.14 9:17am
Sinnick
Ed Miliband invents Democracy

In a stunning announcement Ed , sometimes known as the "clever one", of the famous Miliband brothers, declared he had discovered a way of letting ordinary people without famous left-wing intellectual...

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vulture1 06.02.14 9:12am
Sinnick
'Oh I see, those floods': Owen Patterson eye operation deemed a success 0
jimbothefirst 06.02.14 9:08am
jimbothefirst
"BANAL SEX" typo ruined my business, says porn boss 1
sydalg 06.02.14 9:07am
Wrenfoe
Halitosis threat to Winter Olympics 0
roybland 06.02.14 8:58am
roybland
Owen Patterson has emergency eye-eye surgery 1
antharrison 06.02.14 8:38am
BewsNiscuit
"Miracle pill" for manic depression dismissed as "bi-polo mint" 1
sydalg 06.02.14 7:33am
Squudge
Mexican castaway brings out Crewmate Recipe Book 0
sydalg 06.02.14 5:26am
sydalg
Greggs cream pie offer comes to a sticky end after ASA ruling 0
andhrimnir 05.02.14 10:52pm
andhrimnir
Independant Cornwall to float currency. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 05.02.14 9:32pm
Squudge
Sex pest teacher interferes with Thomas the Tank Engine. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 05.02.14 9:17pm
Al OPecia
Clegg fails to raise Lib-Dems from induced coma. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 05.02.14 9:12pm
Al OPecia
FIFA outrage over World Cup sex for 80p claim. 'Where's our cut' says spokesman.

More money making soon...

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MADJEZ 05.02.14 8:57pm
MADJEZ
Rebellious mathematician orders even number of items using Amazon Prime.

No more soon...

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deskpilot3 05.02.14 8:47pm
deskpilot3
New Sky drama 'Fleming' sure to be a hit with Fast Show fans.

A R S E ! http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/splicer/bob.jpg...

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MADJEZ 05.02.14 7:25pm
MADJEZ
Secret code-breaking centre cracked German Enigma machine

Bletchley Park, an estate in Buckinghamshire, was a secret government code-breaking centre during the Second World War, it has been revealed. Furthermore, it's believed that Bletchley code breakers...

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roybland 05.02.14 6:38pm
roybland
Aston Martin recalls 17,000 cars.

Recently released test footage from the 1960's, reveals a potential Health And Safety issue...

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rob box 05.02.14 6:30pm
rob box
Boris Bikes vote for strike action on weekend

By an overwhelmingly four to one majority London's Boris Bikes have voted for strike action this weekend. The ballot had a ninety eight per cent turn as the bikes push for better conditions, one bike...

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Scronnyglonkle 05.02.14 6:28pm
Scronnyglonkle