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FA calls on press to report Roy Hodgson without cant or rancour 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
MI6 admit to teething troubles with their new "Bag For Life" 0
seymour totti 3 years
News International "A bunch of complete rankers" say British public. 0
andhrimnir 3 years
Hodgson appointment sparks Rooney, Richards, Rio team-talk fears 3
pitflaps 3 years

Never mind Terry, Gerrard, Barry and post-match interviews with Gary Linekar and Harry Redknapp...

Greek transplant hospital to make extra cash by selling heart-and-lung donners 1
Sinnick 3 years
Whelk stall owners shun approach from Murdoch 0
nickb 3 years
Lord Coe celebrates as Typhoo finally arrives at Olympic Offices 0
simonjmr 3 years

"With all the Olympiccy work we've been doing we deserve a cuppa" said Lord Coe this morning as the Olympic Tea Urn arrived. "I was right spitting feathers, I was" went on the former Tory MP and...

News International Inquirey finds Cameron unfit to run country 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Queen on killing spree after one too many "brought the weather with you" comment 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Royal Protection Officers stood helplessly by, unsure what to do, as the Monarch slaughtered loyal supporters including the elderly and infirm. Only Prince Phillip made any attempt to stop her...

Foxes Live to be renamed Foxes Die Quite Often. 0
woodymellor 3 years
BBC under fire following Snog, Marry, Avoid ‘Terminal Illness Special’ 1
kimllfixit 3 years

The BBC is again facing criticism following last night’s broadcast of a special edition of popular show ‘Snog, Marry, Avoid?’ dedicated to transforming the image of young people with less than...

Got Milk? UK sex industry seeks new advertising slogan. 0
wallster 3 years

Over recent years, the UK sex industry has seen a sharp decline in the number of men using its personal services. This is mainly put down to the tougher financial conditions along with easy access...

Passengers Landing At Heathrow To Be Bussed To Newcastle..... 2
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.For speedy processing...

Re-Enactment Of Noah's Ark Voyage To Take Place..... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Only in north UK. "Chuffing rain, I'm going rusty!"...

MPs not fit to run a major country, finds Murdoch 0
cinquecento 3 years
Levenson, "Murdoch not fit to lick piss off Nettles" 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
MI6 inquest verdict to be delivered 'in sacculo' 0
cinquecento 3 years

.., .., .., Caecilius est in horto...

Taliban tribute band mark Bin Laden anniversary by playing "Under the Sea" 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
A year on American still awaits REAL good excuse from Pakistan over Bin Laden. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Murdoch the perfect man to run a company report Sun, Times & Sky. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

More unbiased news soon...

"No More Fancy Dinners And Loose Talk With Celebrities For Me," Says Cameron.... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.."I'm off to t'pub...

Public find a group of MPs unfit to run the country 0
Captainzep 3 years

As the Leveson inquiry continues, a shock announcement finds that a group of 650 MPs are unfit to run a modern country...

Olympic Cycle Teams, Racing Round Central London...... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Winner to be on a "Last Man Standing" basis...

Nazi waiter "was only following hors d'oeuvres" 9
bonjonelson 3 years
Redknapp failed to secure England job due to lack of IT skills. 0
wallster 3 years
Tory MP's Favourite Colour.......... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.NI whitewash. A chummy colour, eh?...

Post-Graduate Studies Results Show Yogi Now Smarter Than Upper Quartile Of Bears 0
Textbook 3 years
Budget airline passenger stunned by offer of upgrade "to pilot" 10
nickb 3 years
Minister claimed wind-turbine was huge garden ornament 0
Underconstruction 3 years

A conservative MP is facing expulsion from the House of Commons after submitting an £800,000 claim for a wind-turbine at his Staffordshire home., A routine audit of the peer's expenses highlighted...

The Daily Mail warns.... 0
godly1966 3 years

The Daily Mail warns if all wind turbines point in the opposite direction as the world rotates the earth will stop spinning...