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Satanists forced out of business by Catholic Church

This morning a press conference held by the Church of Satan revealed the institution was to enter into administration. The international soul harvesting giant had been in trouble for a number of...

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Bridges 08.04.13 5:18pm
Bridges
Giant offensive knob found on Nurburgring turns out NOT to be Jeremy Clarkson 0
ginty 08.04.13 4:55pm
ginty
Osborne and Cameron earmark date of Thatchers funeral to bury bad news with her 0
simonjmr 08.04.13 4:54pm
simonjmr
WARNING: Wesley Snipes just 4 months away from resuming film career 0
simonjmr 08.04.13 4:53pm
simonjmr
Confusion Caused By NB Story Which Apears To Be Unrelated To Thatcher's Death 0
Titus 08.04.13 4:50pm
Titus
Thatcher to have St Paul's funeral. St Paul's family said to be furious. 0
irreverendJ 08.04.13 4:46pm
irreverendJ
God Dismissed By Thatcher As Part Of Re-Organisation Of Heavenly Kingdom 0
Titus 08.04.13 4:46pm
Titus
Devil seeks asylum in Ecuadorian embassy following new arrival in hell 0
irreverendJ 08.04.13 4:35pm
irreverendJ
Thatcher - 6000 disability claimants already caught dancing in celebration 1
sydalg 08.04.13 4:21pm
irreverendJ
On "A Good Day To Bury Bad News", US Surrenders Unconditionally To N Korea

But SHHH! - just hope no-one notices...

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Titus 08.04.13 4:09pm
Titus
Iron Lady to be buried in lead-lined box

no doubt lots more soon...

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Sir Lupus 08.04.13 4:04pm
Oxbridge
World's Obituary Writers Left Confounded By Sudden Unexpected Thatcher Death

"We never expected this - we don't know what to say"...

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Titus 08.04.13 3:55pm
Titus
Argentina Relinqishes All Claims to The Falklands Out Of Respect For Deceased PM

and suggests that they be re-named the "Thatcher Islands"...

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Titus 08.04.13 3:51pm
Titus
Arthur Scargill Refuses to Die "Unless He Gets Big State Funeral As Well." 0
Titus 08.04.13 3:47pm
Titus
World celebrates as N.Korea successfully targets Margaret Thatcher with Nuke 0
JoeBradley 08.04.13 3:32pm
JoeBradley
That Cher dead - Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves suspected. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 08.04.13 3:31pm
Bourbon
Tony Blair snaps up "house of historic interest" in Grantham 0
sydalg 08.04.13 3:25pm
sydalg
Flying pickets prevent mourners from reaching The Ritz 0
roybland 08.04.13 2:54pm
roybland
Baroness Relocates to Much Warmer Climate

No more soon...

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sredni vashta 08.04.13 2:35pm
sredni vashta
The Marmite Prime Minister has died.

Not Marmite because you either loved or hated her but because she'll spend the next few years in a small jar at the back of someone's cupboard...

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dominic_mcg 08.04.13 2:33pm
dominic_mcg
National Union of Undertakers in new strike threat 0
roybland 08.04.13 2:31pm
roybland
"Georgie Osborne?" says Bert the chimney sweep. "How could I forget him?"

"Georgie! My Georgie!" reminisces Bert the cheery cockney chimneysweep. "Lawks above a loves that boy." Tears formed in the old man's eyes as he recounted how he had met the young George Osborne....

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Ghandis Flick-knife 08.04.13 2:28pm
Ghandis Flick-knife
Unprecedented outpourings of grief not yet greeting death of Baroness Thatcher

Unprecedented outpourings of grief at the news of the death of former Prime Minister Baroness Thatcher have yet to engulf the UK. 'We are expecting the sort of uncontrolled public grieving seen on...

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roybland 08.04.13 2:22pm
roybland
In other news the woman who invented Mr Whippy icecream has died. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 08.04.13 2:21pm
Skylarking
'Recent stroke advert campaign not really helpful,' says Thatcher 0
Hooch 08.04.13 2:20pm
Hooch
Mrs Thatcher to receive massive state-funded funeral in final ironic gesture 1
Skylarking 08.04.13 2:18pm
Oxbridge
It is with great sadness that I hear Baroness Thatcher died peacefully. 1
olddoc 08.04.13 2:18pm
tedweasel
Conservatives call for more “welfare murders”

Delighted with the popularity of the links he made between “welfare lifestyle” and multiple murders, George Osborne has called for more people on benefits to kill each other. “Not only does...

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nickb 08.04.13 2:14pm
Bogbrush
Downing Street updates Facebook status from Thatcherism to Thatcherisn't 0
irreverendJ 08.04.13 2:13pm
irreverendJ
The Lady is for burning 1
roybland 08.04.13 2:05pm
Midfield Diamond