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Flash in the plan meteor witnessed across Britain, just Nick Clegg claim pundits 0
simonjmr 3 years
New government back reality TV show will 'Search for a Tsar' 0
ronseal 3 years

12 Quango hopefuls, each with a heart rending back story and an unshakeable self belief, will compete for the million pound prize in the Parliamentary TV Channel's smash hit new reality TV show,...

World's most gullible child born yesterday 6
beau-jolly 3 years
Government recycling Tsar sacked after suggesting general election more soon... 0
Bismarck 3 years
Government's 'traffic tsar' to be called 'tsar of all the rush-hours.' 2
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Moscow for a drink., Pork products supremo 'tsar of all the rashers.'...

Man explains why he got rid of vacuum cleaner - "It was just gathering dust" 12
Haywood Manley 3 years
Man who saw French synth pioneer's bedspread twice suffers duvet jarre. 1
Haywood Manley 3 years

Like what Smart Alex said...

Government Recycling Tsar ‘could become star’ suggests crossword enthusiast 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years
Politicians, celebrities profit from “anti-satire insurance”. 1
nickb 3 years

When a well-known Chancellor of the Exchequer read in a humorous comment piece that his mouth was like “the clenched and encrusted anus of a constipated dachshund” he still managed a smile,...

Government's Recycling Tsar "can't even speak Russian", claim opposition. 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Leaked document reveals Government recycling Tsar plans... 0
Bismarck 3 years

to employ thousands of jobless teenagers during the summer months on a scheme to collect caterpillar shit for recycling. The document reveals the "criminal" waste of a free resource. "if enough is...

Man who saw Louis Walsh and Jason Gardiner's hair transplants claims des cheveux 0
butagirl 3 years

Well, if you can't beat them...

Cafe opens in bedroom as man's complaint comes at a Costa 11
Perks 3 years

A man has woken up from a normal night’s sleep, to be greeted with a fully operational Costa Coffee café in his bedroom. He believes that the ‘pop-up café’ has appeared because of a letter he...

Lifetime study of Earth’s rotation comes to an end as scientist 'calls it a day' 6
malgor 3 years
Russian electoral result blamed on voting instructions: "Put in your vote" 0
Sinnick 3 years
Putin promises to give 110% (same as his winning margin). 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More electoral irregularities soon...

Jewish Tailor launches feel good hypnosis CD "I can Make you Schmutter" 0
ronseal 3 years
ebay and gumtree in Yorkshire-only merger, becomes ebay-gum 3
Skylarking 3 years
Man who keeps buying the same old French car has a curious sense of deux chevaux 2
Smart Alex 3 years
Putin: election protesters will be disappeared 0
steve_l 3 years

Putin: election protesters will be disappeared Vladimir Putin, newly elected Russian president said that his election was free and fair, and that if anyone disagreed they would be imprisoned without...

Rebekkah Brooks "was lent a police force" 1
nickb 3 years

A Home Office spokesperson admitted the government lent Rebekkah Brooks a police force while she was editor of the News of the World, and afterwards.  The Home Office also conceded that Tony Blair,...

Radio trailers for Les Behan's Lovers book NOT indecent but maybe misleading 0
ronseal 3 years
Chelsea's revolutionary squad rotation system now extended to include managers 0
tedweasel 3 years

More(inho) soon...

Government in secret talks to privatise itself. 1
bonjonelson 3 years
Olympic highways to have fast food fast lanes. 1
nickb 3 years

"Our Olympic arteries must not be clogged unnecessarily. The efficient circulation  of catering  traffic will be vital to the nation's health during this important period," said Communities...

Chelsea players take Villas-Boas to Pizza Hut for "Leavers Meal" 1
paddyparkinson 3 years
Manchester United Win GOP Nominee Race 0
Hooch 3 years

In an event that should have shocked no one Manchester United managed to grind out a scrappy election win over Mitt Romney and have now set their sights on the White House., In his concession speech...

World to be bombarded with Putin related satire says experts 0
Hooch 3 years
ITV announce new reality 'programme', place mirrors on nations TVs 1
SimonJJames 3 years

ITV have announced their spring flagship programme very much in the tradition of reality shows. It is called, "You - Uncut" and is only available via a special reflective encoder to be fitted by...

Privatisation row latest: Miners come out in suport of Police 1
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years