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Westward Ho! residents distance themselves from DJ's girlfriend 0
nickb 13.09.12 5:14pm
nickb
English hopes for 2034 World Cup rise following the birth of the new Ronaldo

The date September 12th 2012 will be marked in every football fans diary throughout the land. For decades we have looked on with envy as countries like Spain, Portugal and Brazil churn out...

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Hooch 13.09.12 4:22pm
Hooch
Internet Raises Grave Concern For America's Sanity 0
Martin Shuttlecock 13.09.12 4:15pm
Martin Shuttlecock
'I love prison more than naked rambling', admits Naked Rambler

And the best is naked rambling in the prison yard!, more soon...

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custard cream 13.09.12 3:50pm
custard cream
New Flavoured Cat Food Is A Hit!

Cat's across the United Kingdom are licking their paws and purring with culinary satisfaction after an Ipswich man's new cat food recipe was added to pet food manufacturers stock lists and is now...

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HIGNFY 13.09.12 3:44pm
HIGNFY
Richard III : Archeologists find more skeletons in Sheffield Police Station 0
13.09.12 2:50pm
Highest ever energy prices due to success of conservation measures

Ofgem, the Government regulator for Electricity and Gas, has admitted that the latest round of energy price hikes is due to consumers becoming more efficient. Conservation initiatives such as low...

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Midfield Diamond 13.09.12 2:46pm
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Queen requests state burial in Waitrose car park

In a surprise announcement by Buckingham Palace, the Queen has asked to be interred in a new royal crypt built beneath the Crowthorne branch of upmarket food store Waitrose, ten miles from Windsor....

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DustyBinLaden 13.09.12 12:50pm
Midfield Diamond
Inventor of the book admits it was an early prototype of the Kindle 0
custard cream 13.09.12 12:13pm
custard cream
Introduction of Pay as you go toilets, leads to increase in public defouling 0
simonjmr 13.09.12 9:53am
simonjmr
Yes its me again,

Ive just test drove the new small car from car makers Hymandri the much awaited Muffmuff,a one seater runaround whos unique selling point is its designed to look like and give the impression your not...

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Jererme Clarkson 13.09.12 8:16am
Trev
The Chav Manifesto

Ill come straight to the point bruv,eyebrows,eyebrows ya get me bruv?everywhere I look I see eyebrows,eyebrows and interelectricals in big tan asses innit?and its all very iffy bruv.Chavs have the...

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Trev 13.09.12 8:09am
Trev
Cockney Archaeologist claims to have found Richard III in Leicester toilets. 3
Zen 13.09.12 7:51am
charlies_hat
“Douglas Bader’s artificial legs were unfair” complain Germans 6
Stan 13.09.12 7:29am
Gerontius
Tom-Tom To Launch A 'Rutted, Muddy, Narrow Lane Version'....

For all those drivers who seek a thrill - especially in the dark...

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Jesse Bigg 13.09.12 6:47am
arthurminnit
Vatican to amend beatification rules for Coe

As thousands hasten to praise the holy works of Sebastian Coe (particularly amongst the lame and crippled), the vatican announced that his widely expected beatification will not actually require that...

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vertical 13.09.12 6:44am
arthurminnit
Tartan Army seek independence from Scotland

Scottish football fans, collectively known as The Tartan Army, have issued notice to the Scottish Football Association of their intention to seek a break from their union., Having become...

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Artisan 13.09.12 6:03am
Gerontius
background checks 'welcomed' by plaidophiles - 2 55
13.09.12 5:53am
arthurminnit
Cost-reduction idea generator project axed due to budget cuts 0
Dumbnews 13.09.12 3:40am
Dumbnews
Richard the Third to undergo DNA test- Prince Harry posted overseas 0
Ironduke 12.09.12 11:31pm
Ironduke
Desperate Gaelic academics search for word for 'not second'

Language experts in a remote area of Britain are frantically hunting for a word to describe 'a man who does not come second'. Throughout the language's 600 year history no such word has ever been...

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12.09.12 11:01pm
Golgo13
Millets of Leicester - ‘now is the winter of our discount tents.'

Please don’t hit me...

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sigmund 12.09.12 9:33pm
FlashArry
PDF files given their own wing in new software prison. 1
DustyBinLaden 12.09.12 8:54pm
FlashArry
Elderly rock stars to feature on next series of Antiques Road Trip 0
antharrison 12.09.12 8:31pm
antharrison
Apple to sue Ai Weiwei over copyright infringement of its new satnav app title 0
DustyBinLaden 12.09.12 6:59pm
DustyBinLaden
Krays deny any link to King Richard III disposal in municipal car park 0
custard cream 12.09.12 6:58pm
custard cream
Clegg branded ‘immature’ by homophobic bigot

Someone who has wasted his entire adult life earning a living going round saying a bunch of mumbo jumbo fairy stories are true said Deputy PM Nick Clegg is immature because he called homophobics...

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Reg Herring 12.09.12 6:52pm
custard cream
Scousers guilty of Libyan bombing, says The Sun. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 12.09.12 5:31pm
dominic_mcg
Ben Drew barred from M&S because "There is no Plan B" 0
Queen of Tarts 12.09.12 5:22pm
Queen of Tarts
Will wants 2 children with Kate. Not saying how many he'd like with Pippa. 0
Queen of Tarts 12.09.12 5:18pm
Queen of Tarts