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Nelson Mandella dies in ambulance blunder

One of my subs must be right. ...

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Arthur 01.09.13 8:21pm
Arthur
Nelson Mandella dies peacefully at home surrounded by family

The news before it happens -- you read it here on NewsBiscuit first. ...

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Arthur 01.09.13 8:18pm
Arthur
Enraged McDonalds kitchen hand loses frequent frier status. 0
Maverick 01.09.13 7:48pm
Maverick
Violence at anti-immigration march in Barcelona. 0
Ref Minor 01.09.13 7:29pm
Ref Minor
'Wait Until Dark' England Cricketers.....

All fired up for their grand finale last night at Chester-le-Street. Sorry, girls, it's a men only doodle swing thing...

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Jesse Bigg 01.09.13 7:17pm
Jesse Bigg
Real Madrid sign Tottenham's ambition on a six-year deal 0
Lens Cap 01.09.13 6:22pm
Lens Cap
Tory MP's Insist That Supertrain Services From North...

To be flat packs and set up by passengers themselves...

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Jesse Bigg 01.09.13 6:21pm
Jesse Bigg
US Embassy awards first ever special relationship loyalty card stamp to France

The Special Relationship loyalty card scheme, which has proved so successful with Britain, is to be franchised to other european nations. The move comes as the loyalty card scheme with Britain yields...

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ronseal 01.09.13 4:29pm
GrumpyCat
Keith Lemon's Through the Keyhole has serious effect on previous host. More soon 6
dominic_mcg 01.09.13 4:26pm
GrumpyCat
LILO no show. Lying low?

more soon <barfs hairball> do we care? fuk no...

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GrumpyCat 01.09.13 3:34pm
GrumpyCat
That was the weak heart, that was

and goodnight...

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bonjonelson 01.09.13 2:00pm
dominic_mcg
Incestuous gambler ups the ante on family poker night 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 01.09.13 1:10pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Disgruntled pigs protest vocal cord removal 0
sydalg 01.09.13 1:09pm
sydalg
Hearing-impaired man clutches crotch, goes into hiding, at news of "todger cull" 0
sydalg 01.09.13 1:08pm
sydalg
Tory-Backed Fracking....

Dave's new listen with mother moon-shine. Or big holes for a big sucker government...

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Jesse Bigg 01.09.13 12:35pm
Jesse Bigg
Warmongering leader thwarted by Milliband and his merry MPs

Cameron retreats to lick his wounds after Milliband suddenly grows a pair and develops a spine. More soon...

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simonjmr 01.09.13 12:30pm
AReader
Assad retaliation postponed until congressmen find atlas... 0
Tripod 01.09.13 12:26pm
Tripod
British Warmongering to Be Outsourced To France As A Cost-Saving 0
Titus 01.09.13 11:40am
Titus
Mandela interview shelved, but filming of Frost/Nixon 2 on schedule.... 0
Tripod 01.09.13 11:22am
Tripod
Crispy Creme Donuts to be supplied to Assads forces to slow down offensive

with Big Macs being held in reserve...

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ESJ 01.09.13 11:11am
ESJ
Shot-for-shot remake of Frost/Nikon scheduled to start tomorrow... 0
Tripod 01.09.13 11:09am
Tripod
“Hello... good evening... and goodbye”... 3
Tripod 01.09.13 11:01am
A.A.Arkwright
e e cummings to be charged with capital offences 0
AReader 01.09.13 10:43am
AReader
Apostrophe Police To Be Armed

"Those things over there are the officers" said a spokesman, with a hat-tip to Kingsley Amis...

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Titus 01.09.13 9:42am
Squudge
Britain votes against sending its soldier to Syria

Britain today voted down a motion to send its solitary active soldier, Barry, to Syria. Barry who is Britain's only remaining soldier after the latest round of defence cuts was preparing to travel...

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suki 01.09.13 8:38am
Titus
Cameron regrets not telling parliament Syria could launch WMD within 45 minutes 2
Smart Alex 01.09.13 8:34am
Titus
Kick off should be some time between 1 pm and six, says spokesman for BT sport 0
ronseal 01.09.13 8:34am
ronseal
Locksmiths company to make key appointment 0
AReader 01.09.13 8:16am
AReader
US intelligence agencies forced to disclose their 'porn stash'

The Washington Post has revealed the financial breakdown of the CIA & NSA's 'black budget' but within that is a smaller, more explicit, 'blue budget'. A significant proportion of the $52.6bn set...

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Wrenfoe 01.09.13 7:43am
Wrenfoe
Existentialist philosopher to appear on ‘Why do you think you are?’ 7
FOAD 31.08.13 11:27pm
Titus