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| Teachers ask for more time to work out effect of 25% cut in education budget | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Terry takes heart from being more popular than child murdering paedophile | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Terry will be sorry for criticising Capello | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Loss of bees a low to the ritish economy | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Duke of Edinburgh sacked as civil list freeze forces Queen to say āIā not 'We' | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Tom Stoppard fears reading and literature are dead | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Henman claims: 'Murray brings personality to tennis'. | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
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Murray claims: 'I owe it all to Henman'... |
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| Taxi drivers taxed by taxes | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
| New study suggests: 'many people die every year and many don't' | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
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Dr Mandrake and his team at Bolton University were praised, in a review in Nature: 'This is, indeed, groundbreaking work.' The Undertakers' News, reported: 'This is groundbreaking for some of us.'... |
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| Danny Alexander defends the budget saying "The big boys made me do it". | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ian Searle | 2 years |
| LATEST.... Disgraced World Cup team seek Asylum. | 3 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
pinxit | 2 years |
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North Korea refuse to take Terry & Co... |
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| Up to 40000 a year killed by junk food, says health watchdog . | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dun Dunkin | 2 years |
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Scientists have found they can squeeze significant amounts of oil from the bodies that can be recycled... |
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| BP spin doctors espouse that Gulf of Mexico oily fish really good for you! | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
simonjmr | 2 years |
| YOU caused the credit crunch and now you must pay. Corporation Tax to fall. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
la maga | 2 years |
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Oh yes. I don't actually find much humour in it but someone might... |
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| Budget speech drowned out by noise of vuvuzelas | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ludicity | 2 years |
| 'Big Bang' Budget emerges from point of infinite density | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ludicity | 2 years |
| Child benefits frozen. Kids told it's their own fault for causing the recession. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ludicity | 2 years |
| Scientists Fear Film Industry Could Turn Into Black Hole | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Svendo | 2 years |
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Leading Scientists of the Michigan Institute of Film Sciences have found that the film industry is collapsing in on itself and will soon be be reduced to nothing but Dark Film - the immensely heavy... |
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| Osbourne adds VAT to VAT | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
andhrimnir | 2 years |
| Osbourne to dress up as a monk for budget speech. | 2 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Basil_B | 2 years |
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To demonstrate to all of us what we're going have to become to live with it... |
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| Applications for BBC's cash in the attic dramatically increase thanks to budget. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Basil_B | 2 years |
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The message is sell it before Osbourne tax's it... |
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| 144 people commit gross offence | 4 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
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Not very funny in the corrected version, but its probly important to get these things right. Not very funny the first time around, come to that... |
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| George Osborne shrugs off Eddie Munster taunts when delivering budget | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
simonjmr | 2 years |
| Osborne announces major badger culls | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
simonjmr | 2 years |
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QorbeQ | 2 years |
| Osborne 'lost' current budget, now using old shadow budget from five years ago | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
la maga | 2 years |
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"There are a lot of proposed cutbacks in it," he said. "It's what we do."... |
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| Clegg 'ambivalent' re: Marmite | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
allmyownstunts | 2 years |
| Mothers with prams dashing across level crossings to get TV money. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dun Dunkin | 2 years |
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The hot new craze of mothers with babies in prams rushing the level crossing barriers before they close is to get TV sponsorship. Barrier Rush, originally made popular in Wales, will TV moguls think... |
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| One hundred and forty people commit gross offence | 3 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
| Researchers find drop in Hermesetas quality pushing users to 'harder' drugs | 4 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
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Following their research showing that real ecstasy pills have all but vanished from Britain's nightclubs over the last two years, Radio 1's Newsbeat has now revealed that club-goers are also drifting... |
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