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And the Oscar goes to......jail for life 0
topfotogmw 24.02.13 10:19pm
topfotogmw
'We need to talk about Keith' 3
roybland 24.02.13 9:53pm
Idiot
Mrs Doyle's Oscar nominations

Argo, argo, argo, argo, argo on then. Lincoln. Biscuit anyone? Argo on, argo on argo on....

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Iscariot 24.02.13 9:52pm
Iscariot
Everybody in South Africa soon to face a murder charge 0
roybland 24.02.13 9:45pm
roybland
Papal vacancy likley to remain unfilled now that candidates require CRB checks. 0
Titus 24.02.13 9:44pm
Titus
Moodys: UK credit now rated lower than we rated AAA subprime mortgages in 2008. 0
Ian 24.02.13 9:28pm
Ian
Bradford reported to be “dangerously whore-free” for 24 hours...

The economy of Bradford has taken another knock following the decision by the city’s prostitutes to descend on London for a potentially profitable weekend. While the players of Bradford City were...

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Tripod 24.02.13 9:11pm
sydalg
Clegg admits ignoring size-enhancing email 4 years ago

Nick Clegg has regrettably admitted that he could have acted sooner after receiving a revealing email four years ago. Lambasted this week for 'playing dumb' after strongly denying claims he could...

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kga6 24.02.13 9:09pm
kga6
Osborne pledge to continue making complete balls of economy

Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne has promised to keep on buggering up the economy after the loss of the UK's AAA credit rating. 'The loss of the AAA credit rating proves I'm on the right...

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roybland 24.02.13 9:09pm
roybland
UK to join Euro 'probably between Tuesday and Thursday'

In a shock announcement, following Britain’s downgrade to Junk Bond Status by the ratings agency Moody, the Chancer of the Exchequer, George Osborne, has said that the UK will enter the Euro,...

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shaggy 24.02.13 9:08pm
Mr Target
Horse of the Year Show cancelled after discovery of Giant Pie at Olympia 3
shaggy 24.02.13 9:06pm
shaggy
Man Catches STD Just By Watching Take Me Out 3
Hooch 24.02.13 9:00pm
shaggy
'All Tories are arseholes' survey suggests.

Guaranteed Tic-toc...

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Lens Cap 24.02.13 8:48pm
shaggy
"Rennard foxed me" claims LibDem activist. 0
Iscariot 24.02.13 8:45pm
Iscariot
All Pope candidates disqualified after analyzing their facebook profile 1
Dumbnews 24.02.13 8:45pm
shaggy
An Idiots' Guide To... The Eastleigh by-election

Over the next week, you will be hearing alot about the Eastleigh by-election. But what is a by-election and why do Eastleigh get one and not you? Well fear not, your questions are answered in this...

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Perks 24.02.13 8:02pm
Idiot
Care homes withdraw burgers that staff couldn't be bothered serving anyway 3
Mandy Lifeboat 24.02.13 7:58pm
dvo4fun
Cardinal O'Brien denies his behaviour was ever inappropriate [for a Priest]

[much ]more later. No doubt...

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dvo4fun 24.02.13 7:33pm
dvo4fun
Papal election: amid new abuse claims cardinals gather for mass debating session 1
Idiot 24.02.13 7:00pm
Squudge
UKIPPER ahead of sartorialist in Beastly tie election

Oh yeah! Fucking brilliant, again! What a killer line. I am such a natural at this, everything I touch is piss funny...

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Truebiscuit 24.02.13 6:59pm
Paddy Berzinski
Cardinal O’Brian facing cat-juggling charges...

Cardinal Keith O'Brien, the most senior Catholic clergyman in Britain, has been accused, by three priests, of ‘inappropriate acts’. These ‘acts’ include “acting Jewish”, “juggling cats...

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Tripod 24.02.13 6:05pm
Tripod
Clegg admits he had 'absolutly no idea' about anything

Now can I comment...

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Lens Cap 24.02.13 3:16pm
Lens Cap
The Spoof revealed to be spoof spoof comedy site

Because it's shit...

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Truebiscuit 24.02.13 3:10pm
Mr Target
Silvio Berlusconi bookies' favourite to be next Pope. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 24.02.13 2:18pm
dominic_mcg
Judge in Pistorius trial admits to being member of Klu Klux Klan - 2

More revelations to follow...

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shaggy 24.02.13 2:01pm
fink
Jeremy Thorpe: "LibDem 'sex scandal' wouldn't have happened in my day"

more later...

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dvo4fun 24.02.13 1:30pm
dvo4fun
Otter cocks getting smaller, claim beavers

Yeah, this is a shit one. But hey, let's get it up and see if it satisfies an undemanding twat...

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Truebiscuit 24.02.13 1:19pm
Paddy Berzinski
DIY 'expert' knocks two rooms into one...

now admits to being disappointed with 20" high living room and lack of master bedroom...

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Smart Alex 24.02.13 1:15pm
sigmund
Traces of horse substitute found!

Traces of horse substitute have been found in beef substitute in vegetarian beef lasagna, beef burgers and sausages, more soon...

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hero2zero 24.02.13 1:14pm
hero2zero
Clegg promises to 'get to bottom' of groping allegations. 0
Milo Shame 24.02.13 12:48pm
Milo Shame