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Pippa Middleton and Prince Harry 'at it like rabbits' 5
3 years

Pippa Middleton and Prince Harry have been 'at it' like rabbits, despite being on two separate continents. Foxy Pippa, 28, is thought to have eaten some carrots during a visit to Sweden, while the...

Carl Douglas charged with perjury. Turns out not everyone was kung fu fighting. 3
dominic_mcg 3 years
"Sod this for a game of soldiers!" Abrimovich buys a Golf club instead 0
dvo4fun 3 years

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French opinion poll reaction: "There's the Station...." shrugs President Sarkozy 0
dvo4fun 3 years

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Sky launches Sky Sports Dog Dancing HD 2
3 years

Sky Television has launched a new sports channel, after discovering some people with aerials had found something to watch. From the middle of March, viewers can choose to hand over the last of their...

Chelsea to replicate Buzzcocks and HIGNFY model with weekly guest manager. 0
Curbie Firetank 3 years

Chelsea to copy the Never Mind The Buzzcocks and HIGNFY model with weekly guest Managers. Rumours abound that several sacked managers and high profile celebrities such as the Attenborough brothers,...

Don't tell him Pike actor dead 1
simonjmr 3 years
Chelsea FC 1
waggy 3 years

Chelsea FC: Andre Villas-Boas update, The club say next time we will pick a manager with a name we can get on the back of a shirt, more on Sky Sports...

Arabella Weir's bum can be seen from space, Nasa study concludes. 0
Boutros 3 years
Geoff Boycott wins London Cross Rail tunnel-boring contract 0
dvo4fun 3 years

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David Cameron appoints new head of strategy, Englebert Humperdinck 4
Ludicity 3 years

‘Englebert is a valued addition to the team,’ said Mr Cameron. ‘He has sold over 150 million albums which is far more than Steve Hilton ever managed, and he is just the man to help me appeal to...

Old Age Road Rage 0
Marko 3 years

90 year old granny Eileen Butts was hospitalised yesterday after being run over by a speeding pensioner on a mobility scooter. She had been walking through the local shopping area with friends when...

Bishop claims opposition to gay marriage and priest marriage is pure coincidence 0
apepper 3 years

Cardinal Keith O'Brien has clarified his opposition to gay marriage: "It's just like priests getting married; well nearly."...

Parliament to be outsourced - Says Minister 2
Rabi 3 years

A proposal for Parliament to be outsourced to India is on the cards. As a part of cost cutting exercise all proceedings will be done by proxy in India and can be televised here over the internet for...

Flash in the plan meteor witnessed across Britain, just Nick Clegg claim pundits 0
simonjmr 3 years
New government back reality TV show will 'Search for a Tsar' 0
ronseal 3 years

12 Quango hopefuls, each with a heart rending back story and an unshakeable self belief, will compete for the million pound prize in the Parliamentary TV Channel's smash hit new reality TV show,...

World's most gullible child born yesterday 6
beau-jolly 3 years
Government recycling Tsar sacked after suggesting general election more soon... 0
Bismarck 3 years
Government's 'traffic tsar' to be called 'tsar of all the rush-hours.' 2
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Moscow for a drink., Pork products supremo 'tsar of all the rashers.'...

Man explains why he got rid of vacuum cleaner - "It was just gathering dust" 12
Haywood Manley 3 years
Man who saw French synth pioneer's bedspread twice suffers duvet jarre. 1
Haywood Manley 3 years

Like what Smart Alex said...

Government Recycling Tsar ‘could become star’ suggests crossword enthusiast 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years
Politicians, celebrities profit from “anti-satire insurance”. 1
nickb 3 years

When a well-known Chancellor of the Exchequer read in a humorous comment piece that his mouth was like “the clenched and encrusted anus of a constipated dachshund” he still managed a smile,...

Government's Recycling Tsar "can't even speak Russian", claim opposition. 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Leaked document reveals Government recycling Tsar plans... 0
Bismarck 3 years

to employ thousands of jobless teenagers during the summer months on a scheme to collect caterpillar shit for recycling. The document reveals the "criminal" waste of a free resource. "if enough is...

Man who saw Louis Walsh and Jason Gardiner's hair transplants claims des cheveux 0
butagirl 3 years

Well, if you can't beat them...

Cafe opens in bedroom as man's complaint comes at a Costa 11
Perks 3 years

A man has woken up from a normal night’s sleep, to be greeted with a fully operational Costa Coffee café in his bedroom. He believes that the ‘pop-up café’ has appeared because of a letter he...

Lifetime study of Earth’s rotation comes to an end as scientist 'calls it a day' 6
malgor 3 years
Russian electoral result blamed on voting instructions: "Put in your vote" 0
Sinnick 3 years
Putin promises to give 110% (same as his winning margin). 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More electoral irregularities soon...