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Collins and Chambers ponder 'Co-op' definition

Collins and Chambers are considering allowing a new definition to be made for the term 'Co-op' (Co-operative): [i]"Where one invests money, believing in a better collective cause, only for a group...

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camz 17.04.14 4:59pm
camz
Psychiatrist ponders, "What yourself says about yourself?" 0
Dumbnews 17.04.14 4:22pm
Dumbnews
Pistorius claims he thought he shot a black man and that was still allowed 0
custard cream 17.04.14 3:47pm
custard cream
"See you next Tuesday" epidemic expected to peak this afternoon. 0
exigo 17.04.14 3:05pm
exigo
Co-op Considers Asking Members To Contribute To 'Reverse Divi'. 0
Titus 17.04.14 2:46pm
Titus
Dog worried if puppy will secure admission to top obedience school 0
Dumbnews 17.04.14 2:40pm
Dumbnews
London Tube Drivers to Strike Over Size of Mars Bars 0
tomholder 17.04.14 2:19pm
tomholder
Co-Op announce £2.5b loss, though sacks of white powder discovered in boardroom. 0
MADJEZ 17.04.14 2:12pm
MADJEZ
Bruno declared world champion after Tyson admits his name was leaked 0
Not Amused 17.04.14 2:00pm
Not Amused
Fears of chaos as Easter Bunny deploys "stealthy" Easter eggs

More to follow...

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apepper 17.04.14 1:38pm
apepper
Co-op Bank applies to Co-op Funeral Service for burial 0
custard cream 17.04.14 1:09pm
custard cream
London marathon runner raises £1m for existential angst charity

London marathon runner raises £1m for existential angst victims London marathon runner, Nigel Mortimer, is celebrating this morning after raising £1m for the victims of crippling existential angst...

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Gary Stanton 17.04.14 12:34pm
Not Amused
1960s Rock Group Procol Harum Deny Responibility For Nigerian Bombing

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-25732319 More only-half-listened-to news stories later...

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Titus 17.04.14 12:24pm
Titus
Machete website hacks bamboo furniture website 2
camz 17.04.14 11:21am
Not Amused
Taliban to Form a Coalition with UKIP

Taliban spokesman Hed Bashir, has confirmed that the Taliban is in broad agreement with most of the policies adopted by UKIP, in particular on women’s rights, foreigners and gays. One of the...

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Rumour Control 17.04.14 10:57am
Rumour Control
Labour 'quietly confident' about getting rid of Balls.

Sources from within the Labour Party were preparing celebrations at the news that they might finally be able to get rid of electoral anvil and Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls. News of the story that Balls...

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Electrelane 17.04.14 10:40am
camz
'Justice For The Heysel 39' T-Shirt Sales 'Poor' Admits Liverpool Trader.

Just for Custard Cream...

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JETFAB 17.04.14 10:20am
custard cream
Finnish Porn Stamps Withdrawn After Customers Refuse To Lick Back Sides 1
pinxit 17.04.14 9:42am
pinxit
Paxo offer 100 packets for the price of 90, exclusively in Hertfordshire 0
cinquecento 17.04.14 9:10am
cinquecento
Balls quizzed about whereabouts on 31st August 1997

Serial hit and runner, Ed Balls, has been questioned by police regarding the tragic death of Princess Diana. Balls maintains he was in was in Calais at the time in question, purchasing large...

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Mork 17.04.14 7:13am
Squudge
Man who threatened to blow up Ludo board accused of counter terrorism 1
Ian Searle 17.04.14 6:38am
Titus
World map re-drawn as one colour to discourage dictators 1
camz 17.04.14 6:36am
Titus
Wino auctions off football trophies

Sir Rab Robertson is to auction his collection of classic football trophies, which he began amassing over the years as a hobby to take his mind off the pressure of being a top-tier lush. Winners...

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pinxit 17.04.14 5:39am
pinxit
Vatican shop to accept Papal 0
Adrian Bamforth 16.04.14 11:30pm
Adrian Bamforth
New book on DIY levitation literally flies off the shelf 0
Ian Searle 16.04.14 8:46pm
Ian Searle
Berlusconi begins community service. Disappointed by "Bingo Bingo" parties 0
Andy Gilder 16.04.14 8:30pm
Andy Gilder
Ed Balls 'unaware' of being an epic twat

. (yes, yes I know - but I wanted to see it up in lights if only for a moment)...

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sponge finger 16.04.14 8:04pm
Titus
Banksy to exclusively use load bearing walls as canvas from now on 2
Bigglesworth 16.04.14 7:51pm
Bigglesworth
South Uist Demands Independence From North Uist

Benbecula already annexed by Russia...

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Titus 16.04.14 7:46pm
Titus
Inhabitants Of Hertfordshire Fear Attack From The Rhea 0
Titus 16.04.14 5:33pm
Titus