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Kate's Tits, Pippa's Arse: "They got them from me" says proud mum Carole 0
Nowherefast 17.09.12 11:42am
Thousands of Somali ships seen heading up the Manchester ship canal 0
simonjmr 17.09.12 11:09am
Report published in Manchester suggests Exeter is the piracy capital of the UK 0
simonjmr 17.09.12 11:08am
Chinese hack into Stephen Hawking

It has long been warned by security experts and disability charities that a new generation of hackers from the Far East pose a threat to us in Britain. MI5 and GCHQ recently discovered that the...

thogg 17.09.12 10:05am
A new vegetatative state

calling all Newsbiscuiters,got money problems?want to be free of the worry of having to pay your morgage off,Ive got the answer man,this will blow you away baby.I was sitting in my easy chair and...

psychedelic drip 17.09.12 9:53am

more soon hmm what do you think?...

dvo4fun 17.09.12 9:42am
Terror as Afghan soldier 'turns on criminals'

Afghanistan's criminal underworld was reported to be 'deeply disappointed' when it was revealed last night that an Afghan police officer had apparently arrested several Afghan citizens in broad...

Bravenewmalden 17.09.12 9:41am
Violent protests outside French Embassies after Middleton pictures published

Violent protests outside French Embassies after Middleton pictures published, The French Embassy in South Kensington was in flames last night after being over-run by English protesters unhappy...

willedwards 17.09.12 9:30am
Unification Church reveal that Moon had a Dark Side 6
Sinnick 17.09.12 8:51am
Wenlock and Mandeville remains identified in batch of Pedigree Chum 0
cinquecento 17.09.12 8:23am
Disgraced Prince Harry banished to Afghanistan to play with his chopper 0
godly1966 17.09.12 8:20am
Reshuffles ditched as cabinet members sit new end of year exam to stay in. 0
DustyBinLaden 17.09.12 7:14am
Cynical baker produces wry bread. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 17.09.12 6:55am
Daily Star shuts Irish paper over Catherine's erect nipple photos and videos

Richard Desmond, owner of the UK's Daily Express, has expressed his wish to close-down the Irish newspaper he co-owns which published a photograph the Duchess of Cambridge's erect nipples which,...

antharrison 16.09.12 10:47pm
Man with 987 really narrow teeth launches BookFace website

Snore soon...

antharrison 16.09.12 10:03pm
Advertisment Feature - Get your commemorative 'Invasion of Privacy' pair of jugs

We are delighted to be able to offer you these Duchess of Cambridge, invasion of privacy, commemorative jugs. These jugs come in a pair and will help you remember the duchesses first invasion of...

Perks 16.09.12 9:52pm
Martin Shuttlecock
EXCLUSIVE: Shock pictures of Prince Harry with his clothes on.

After a brief scuffle with his bodyguard in a top secret Afghan hideaway referred to only as Bastion Camp, Prince Harry was pictured with his clothes on. The pictures were taken by the new PAP 10...

Lord Ward 16.09.12 9:50pm
Lord Ward
Daily Mail find 'excessive button pushing' causes cancer

A report commissioned by the Daily Mail has revealed that pushing a button more than 3 times in impatience may increase the risk of cancer. The button pushing phenomena is often seen at pedestrian...

Perks 16.09.12 9:50pm
Cunt publishes nude Kate Middleton portfolio

Cunt Magazine will tomorrow publish a 24 page colour centre-spread of nude Kate Middleton photographs. Editor in chief, Max Penis, issued a simultaneous statement, declaring that Cunt's huge...

16.09.12 9:15pm
Kate and Wills ‘to make porn video’

In line with celebrities of a similar standing who are just known for being celebrity media whores, such as Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and Tulisa, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are all set to...

Reg Herring 16.09.12 7:29pm
Reg Herring
Eclipsed by Kate story, Camilla reveals she likes to keep a tidy garden. 5
DustyBinLaden 16.09.12 7:19pm
EDL and Militant Islam to play football match for rights to former Scout hut

The English Defence League’s Stephen Lennon and Militant Islam’s Abu Qatada have agreed to lead their teams onto the pitch in their first ever football match. To the winner, exclusive use of a...

DustyBinLaden 16.09.12 7:17pm
Theyll be free cakes

for all those who turn up tommorow,and a mixture of healthy herbal teas.Dont forget between 1 and 2 outside St Pauls,get there earlyer if possible to make sure you get your free cake...

psychedelic drip 16.09.12 6:54pm
Hatton takes Dad's belt 3
charlies_hat 16.09.12 6:34pm
Battle of Britain Memorial Flight Lancaster splatted in 'Paintball accident'

The RAF’s only airworthy Lancaster bomber was effectively ‘shot down’ yesterday, in a prank played by the pilot of a German Messerschmitt 109 fighter aircraft. Both aircraft had been performing...

dvo4fun 16.09.12 3:35pm
Explorers discover lost tribe of healthy looking vegetarians. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 16.09.12 1:57pm
Muslim riots quelled with airplane drops of topless Kate pics

Fears that violent anti-Western protests would escalate have receded after the US air force successfully dropped millions of topless Kate Middleton pictures throughout the Muslim world. “God is...

Yikes 16.09.12 12:11pm
Government in talks with developers for paradise urban regeneration scheme

Controversial plans to include car park, pink hotel, boutique, swinging hot spot and tree museum...

Quercus Bundle 16.09.12 11:26am
Life in La La Land 'actually quite hard' say researchers

Contrary to popular belief, living in La La Land isn't as utopian as it's cracked up to be, according to Oxford University's Professor of Anthropology Tom More. Earlier this month, Communities...

roybland 16.09.12 9:22am
Dyslexic Weekly to print secret photos of Kate's ears. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 15.09.12 10:55pm