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Oprah to send millions of self-help books to starving Somalians 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Mel Gibson now gets what women want, designer handbags 0
Dumbnews 3 years
From Refried Beans to Used Bog Roll 1
Glib Hemingway 3 years

Witness this, a common scene in the Mexican cantina – a man suddenly convulses and spews his food all over the terracotta tiling. ‘Jesus! Jesus! What’s wrong?’ asks his concerned wife....

FTSE in turmoil as stock market dice "misplaced". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
Mussolini's lost uniform found in Gaddafi's bedroom. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Gadiffi: We Fight On To The Last Drop Of Your Blood 0
Wheelright 3 years

"we will fight to the end," said Colonel Gadaffi speaking from his luxury bunker just outside Harare. " Rise up and cleanse Tripoli of the rats, and let me know how it went but don't 'phone after...

Dying man regrets having so many regrets 2
Dumbnews 3 years
The Great Dorset Pikey-fest gets off to a flying start 4
beau-jolly 3 years

As the annual Great Dorset Pikey-fest gets underway, organisers are already hailing this year as the most successful ever., Up to a fortnight prior to the gates opening, roads around the area were...

Fractious Twins Snatched And Taken Into Care By Hertfordshire Social Services 0
Duff 3 years

Fears are growing over the whereabouts of twin Irish imps, John and Edward Grimes, after they were sensationally snatched from a house in Boreham Wood, Herts, earlier this morning by Hertfordshire...

Libya launches new book series "Where's Gaddafi?". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Daily Mail celebrates greatest doublethink yet. 3
aug24 3 years

Editors, journalists and staff at the Daily Mail were celebrating today, as Editor-in-chief Paul Dacre showed off the quality of doublethink now available at the paper. "Simultaneously calling for...

Cider visors: “The new beer goggles” 0
beau-jolly 3 years

The difference between a dog and a fox? 7 pints. Oh, how we laughed all those years ago...

Paolo Di Canio blames ex QPR striker for defeat of Fascism in Swindon. 0
rebel not taken 3 years

Swindon Town manager Paolo Di Canio has launched a scathing political attack on centre forward Leon Clarke after their Carling Cup defeat by Southampton. The striker, who was recently 'released' by...

The Future's Orange All Right For Dickinson As 'Duke' Signs Real Deal 0
Duff 3 years

Antiques expert and ex-con, David (The Duke) Dickinson, has signed a lucrative sponsorship deal and and is to become the new face of creosote manufacturer, Ronseal, in a soon to be rolled-out...

Gaddafi caught by charity volunteer with clipboard 3
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

Reports just in from Tripoli suggest that fugitive warlord, and occasional drag queen, Colonel Gaddafi has finally been apprehended. It seems that a volunteer for a well known charity trapped Gaddafi...

Manufacturers ready production lines for 59W lightbulbs 2
bonjonelson 3 years
Sweet smell of success for Portaloo campaigners 3
Gerontius 3 years

A Glastonbury Portaloo toilet cabin thought to have been used by some of the world’s leading rock stars has been saved from demolition following a successful on-line campaign by public toilet...

Mikel Arteta manages to dot the I and cross 2 T's by 11.00pm deadline 0
grottymonty 3 years

The transfer of Mikel Arteta from Everton to Arsenal was on a knife edge right up to the 11.00pm deadline. "The clubs had agreed a fee, the agents bungs were paid, the players net salary and image...

National Union of Moths to strike over 60w lightbulb cuts. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Crouchy and Woody to revive old nightclub act in Stoke-on-Trent 0
Drylaw 3 years
LSE to offer degree course in Greekonomics. 0
Griffin 3 years
Concerns over Carbon Offsetting as forest envelops Brixton 3
gaijintendo 3 years

It is thought an area the size of Wales is turning into forest every three days...

Inquiry called for after near riot nearly breaks out at Notting Hill festival 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Wooton Basset florists and hearse hire companies face uncertain future 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Anthropologist makes contact with last surviving member of Friendster 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Woman who killed over Italian sandwich found to be suffering from ‘Panini Envy' 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Hurricane predicted as kids return to school and parents let out sigh of relief 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Unfrozen Libya cash to be used immediately, do not refreeze 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

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Gender pay-gap as high as 10 pairs of Jimmy Choo and a Gucci belt says watchdog 0
antharrison 3 years
World's top-paid CEOs pledge to cut acronyms and buzzwords by 10% 0
Dumbnews 3 years