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McFlurry McCosta Ronald McDonald

Poor Ronald McDonald was held firmly by the knackers recently by Sarah Finch, an outstanding employee in a Carmarthen fast box eating restaurant., "A friend asked for extra sprinkles so I let her...

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Tess Goes 18.12.12 9:57pm
Tess Goes
IT department shuts down for Christmas, goes into cybernation...

Kind of neato I'll just get my coat...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 18.12.12 9:37pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Man looks forward to using all 12 place settings in dishwasher on Christmas day

Tony Norris from Stockport, a keen amateur chef and by day a senior trading standards officer, has expressed his delight at the prospect of using the space for all 12 place settings in his new...

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antharrison 18.12.12 9:36pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
South Africans rejoice as 'Dancing President Zumba' re-elected

There was dancing in the streets of Johannesburg tonight as locals celebrated the re-election of their President, 'Dancing Jacob Zumba.' President Zumba was quick to thank his supporters and danced...

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custard cream 18.12.12 8:42pm
custard cream
Antarctica to be named after queen. Now known as Eltonjohnica. 2
MADJEZ 18.12.12 7:58pm
Tess Goes
Ricky Gervais set to join Muppets

Too latehe already is one!...

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victimms 18.12.12 7:56pm
Tess Goes
Uncle Sam puts gun in holster, fingers in ears, goes “la, la, la”... 0
Tripod 18.12.12 7:17pm
Tripod
Teenager plays violent video games, doesn't kill anyone. News media baffled. 0
Gaz 18.12.12 7:00pm
Gaz
Park rangers urge campers not to stuff rubbish in hibernating animals

Park rangers at Yellowstone Park have asked campers to take their rubbish home with them, rather than tucking it into the folds of slumbering animals. “These animals are bloody expensive, and...

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Nunnion Splendacular 18.12.12 6:38pm
Squudge
Former panto star concedes "it's behind me". More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 18.12.12 6:37pm
dominic_mcg
Chaos in Toytown as horse bolts from stable as door left open

There was mayhem in Toytown as a horse, previously described as of good breeding and benign character, galloped out of his stable after the stable door had been left ajar. The horse headed straight...

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JohnA 18.12.12 6:24pm
Bourbon
“End of the world? Bring it on!”, says man in hock to wonga.com... 0
Tripod 18.12.12 6:23pm
Tripod
'Queen delighted with place mats' say Buck House

In an historic visit to Downing Street earlier today, the cabinet presented Queen Elizabeth II with 60 place mats in recognition of the number of properties she has keys to here in the UK, The...

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Gerontius 18.12.12 6:15pm
Tripod
Europe to enter joint single squad for 2020 competition

The governing body of European football UEFA today announced its plans to field a single joint European side for the Euro 2020 tournament. A squad of 25 players originating from any European country...

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Tooth 18.12.12 6:09pm
Tooth
Philip reveals he's been describing Queen a cold wasteland for years. 2
Gaz 18.12.12 5:33pm
Gaz
Met police boss hopes to investigate real crime 'sometime in 2014' 0
medici2471 18.12.12 5:14pm
medici2471
Customer feedback on fake testimonials website 'questionable'

A website which provides fake testimonials to businesses short of positive customer feedback is facing a backlash, after it was revealed that reviews for their service were also fabricated....

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Connews 18.12.12 4:25pm
Gerontius
One for the ticker line?

Down and out management consultant living rough urged not to think out of the box this Christmas...

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Columboss 18.12.12 4:08pm
Columboss
Aslef: "Boxing Day strike will save train drivers phoning in sick individually" 6
dvo4fun 18.12.12 3:54pm
Gerontius
Mayan children delighted by prospect of 5 chocolates at once 5
charlies_hat 18.12.12 3:45pm
medici2471
Mel Greig, Australian prank call DJ taken off air, dies of oxygen deprivation 0
Connews 18.12.12 2:14pm
Connews
UK to name part of Antarctica 'Sponging-Old-Bag-Land' 1
Idiot 18.12.12 2:13pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Queen joins Mo Farah in high altitude training camp

Buckingham Palace announced today that HRH The Queen has interrupted her Christmas holiday at Sandringham and flown out to a high altitude training camp in Kenya. A palace spokesman revealed that at...

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18.12.12 1:29pm
Blue WKD Grand Cru targets stuffy world of wine snobs

The makers of popular lout juice Blue WKD are hoping to attract a better class of alcoholic, after building a factory in one of France’s premier wine regions. Renowned for its climate, terroir and...

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18.12.12 1:27pm
Mandy Lifeboat
CCTV footage of Peter Kay tops Christmas DVD charts

Comedian Peter Kay has topped the UK DVD charts for 2012 with [i]Peter Kay: Coming and Going[/i], a collection of CCTV footage of the outside of his house. The DVD, described by Kay’s management...

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Darkbill 2.0 18.12.12 1:19pm
bonjonelson
Barking 'not to be renamed' in honour of Michael Gove 0
SpankyMonkey 18.12.12 12:47pm
SpankyMonkey
Santa criticised for favouring rich kids when leaving expensive gifts 0
andhrimnir 18.12.12 12:26pm
andhrimnir
Sinister left wing schoolteacher sect hell bent on eliminating competitive games

School teachers are competing with each other to crush the human spirit in children, it was confirmed today. The proof of the assumption we've all known about, was finally delivered today by the...

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ronseal 18.12.12 11:51am
ronseal
Mystery of Hundreds of abandoned dog poo bags sparks Marie Celeste style inquiry

It's a mystery that has puzzled hikers everywhere. Why did so many people take a plastic bag out their pockets, pick up a poo and tie it in a neat bow, only to suddenly abandon it?...

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ronseal 18.12.12 11:38am
ronseal
Austerity measures to hit Santa's rounds

"Only 7 out of 10 children will get a present this year." Less soon...

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Shakes McNails 18.12.12 10:38am
Shakes McNails