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Outrage as no men shortlisted for the final of the great British Bake Off 0
Gareth_wilts 3 years

The BBC have been inundated with complaints after the popular baking contest announce an all-female shortlist. “We have used the same voting system that we always use’ said Sue Perkins,...

Osborne: family planning to be capped 0
Laughingstock 3 years

in line with local authorities...

HSE condemn working practices and risk culture in Knotty Ash Jam Butty Mines 0
simonjmr 3 years

The Health and Safety Executive in conjunction with the BBC's Watchdog programme have issued a stark and daming report into the working conditions in the Treacle and Jam Butty Mines of Knotty Ash,...

Costa to sell coffee enemas 3
jp1885 3 years

High street coffee outlet chain Costa Coffee has announced that, following a successful pilot scheme in Manchester, they will be offering coffee enemas to their customers. ‘People have been...

Wendy "deluged" with celebrity offers to dance on Murdoch's grave 0
nickb 3 years

Magnate's wife calls it "the Charlotte Church effect" Charlotte Church famously sang at his wedding, waiving her fee for the honour of helping celebrate the nuptials of the media giant. Now...

Marmite spill sharply divides delayed motorists 2
nickb 3 years

"I'm loving it, the whole Marmite thing," laughs Maureen Travers stuck in traffic on the M1 for three hours. "I know some people hate traffic delays but it gave me a chance to catch up with friends...

BBC to enforce no WAGs policy for MOTD presenters 0
simonjmr 3 years

BBC has today announced that it will cover the opening stages of Euro 2012 from Salford and that a strict "no WAGs" policy will be enforced for the duration of the tournament. "We want the best from...

1963's BBC Sportsman of the year criticised for giving award to Anita Lonsbrough 0
simonjmr 3 years
Growth down, borrowing up - George Osborne you are so 0
Ian Searle 3 years
OECD voted the worst ever tribute band 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Spy-claim MP aide secures advertising contract with Specsavers 1
medici2471 3 years
Gov economic policy RIP 2010-2011 1
Rich Liszt 3 years

The world of politics was in mourning today following the death of the Government’s recent economic policy which passed away at home following a short illness., The policy was conceived some years...

George Osborne sings Autumn song 0
virtuallywill 3 years

swans next...

AA files for bankruptcy. RAC doubles fees for new members. 0
Griffin 3 years
Hot Russian Spy allowed to stay in country shocker 0
ermintrude 3 years
Marmite Spill: Traffic Update 1
Major Clanger 3 years

Following the Marmite Spill on the M1, South Yorkshire Police is diverting traffic to the yeast...

Coarse fishing in Bristol Channel to be renamed Corsa fishing 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Intelligent adhesive desribed as 'erudite' 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Tindall shrugs off World Cup hangover and rejoins squad. 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

RFU spokesman said, "We had too, it was his round"...

First person in history to fail a LearnDirect course named as George Osbourne. 0
martin2381 3 years

Despite studying for several years, George just couldn't get the hang of Economics. He'd failed his course several times, even with help from Gordon Brown and the CEOs of every major British Bank....

Pfizer delight as Fatima to replace Pele as Viagra ambassador. 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

Agent claimed she faced stiff competition to win the contract...

Coral: all bets are off - SuBo wins Mo-vember title. 2
Bryan with a Y 3 years

Bookmaker pays out early...

Marmite put motorists in the jam 0
simonjmr 3 years
Cuts force councils to resort to 'Marmiting' potholes. 0
No Beard 3 years
Ranting mother's humiliated toddler pixelates own face 0
medici2471 3 years
Arrest stops racist with return tram ticket 'going back where she came from' 5
3 years
Toddler blames failure to land part in school nativity for mum's tram outburst. 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

When interviewed today the youngest appealed for calm, saying "my mum spent weeks making a costume for me to audition as one of the '3-Kings', but the part carrying gold went to a little black boy in...

Expect delays on B9 and B12 following Marmite spill 0
medici2471 3 years
UNISON urges Council Pay staff "Don't strike on the last day of month!" 1
dvo4fun 3 years
John Terry interviewed by police but not offered job after failing fitness test 0
button 3 years