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Government To Set Up Health Quality Commission Supervisory Board Enquiry Probe

"Quis custodiet, que custodiet custodes?" or whatever that is translated into more sensible latin (any scholars here?): who guards those who guard the guardians?...

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Titus 21.06.13 1:14pm
Titus
1 in 3 female models live in silhouette

Shocking new statistics released by the World Health Organization suggest that one third of all female models are forced to exist in some form of visually obscured format. The trauma of partner and...

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Wrenfoe 21.06.13 1:13pm
sredni vashta
NHS to outsource ambulance service to Domino's pizza delivery

They're faster anyway...

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custard cream 21.06.13 12:58pm
theinvisiblecitychannels
Spanish Judge tells Lionel "Your tax accounts are very, very Messi!"

Más pronto...

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theinvisiblecitychannels 21.06.13 12:55pm
theinvisiblecitychannels
GCHQ missed CQC cover up claims QC in GQ 4
Dick Everyman 21.06.13 12:47pm
Dick Everyman
Small rocket scientist takes part time job at NASA 0
custard cream 21.06.13 12:41pm
custard cream
Royal Mail subcontracts postal deliveries to Jehovah's Witnesses

On the basis that they visit every household anyway...

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custard cream 21.06.13 12:35pm
custard cream
4 for speeding? I was expecting a

Neat-o.. OK OK I know it should be [i]fewer[/i]...

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beau-jolly 21.06.13 12:27pm
beau-jolly
Flasher changes mind over retirement, decides to sticks it out for another year 5
custard cream 21.06.13 12:02pm
beau-jolly
Occupy stages London Zoo sit-in. 'We're going to stay all day' says spokesperson

more soon soon soon...

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Skylarking 21.06.13 11:54am
Skylarking
Daily Mail fined £150,000 for accidentally printing the truth. 3
bonjonelson 21.06.13 11:47am
bonjonelson
Obama mistakes Osborne for a soul singer. Osborne mistakes Obama for waiter. 1
Ian Searle 21.06.13 11:25am
sredni vashta
Study: 'third-hand' smoke riskiest for conjoined twins. 1
Lindy Moone 21.06.13 11:07am
Lindy Moone
Brazilians protest Nadal ranking

In Brazil, over a million people are reported to have joined demonstrations against the seeding of Rafael Nadal in this year’s Wimbledon. While many might consider the tennis tournament to be an...

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Wrenfoe 21.06.13 10:57am
Wrenfoe
Wimbledon : Officials practise how quickly they can get covers off THAT JOKE. 0
MADJEZ 21.06.13 10:41am
MADJEZ
Viagra maker faces hard up future as patent comes to completion 0
Cheekychap 21.06.13 10:13am
Cheekychap
Depressive complains of nights drawing in

Dark soon ...

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Arthur 21.06.13 10:13am
Arthur
U.F.O. desk identified.... as a desk. 0
MADJEZ 21.06.13 9:54am
MADJEZ
Scarecrow wins Nobel Prize for being outstanding in its field. 2
godly1966 21.06.13 9:52am
Wrenfoe
Teacher blames his damaged moral compass. Pointless

neat-o-dear...

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Not Amused 21.06.13 9:41am
Not Amused
Teacher to be pressured into sex with an older man. In prison. 0
MADJEZ 21.06.13 8:32am
MADJEZ
Multitasking employees claims he can simultaneously work and sleep 1
Dumbnews 21.06.13 8:17am
Titus
King Harold's death wasn't exactly pointless says historian 1
Dick Everyman 21.06.13 8:15am
Titus
Proctologist gags are just a load of shite. 0
irreverendJ 21.06.13 6:40am
irreverendJ
Dr Livingstone now five years on the run from malpractice enquiry 0
sydalg 21.06.13 4:04am
sydalg
Dawkins Converts to Islam

In an unexpected turn of events, ardent atheist Richard Dawkins has reportedly converted to Islam. According to neighbours the move comes after an archaeological dig in his back garden unearthed...

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ChairmanMouth 21.06.13 2:45am
ChairmanMouth
Disillusioned proctologist admits to just going through the motions. 5
godly1966 20.06.13 10:08pm
godly1966
Horse owned by recipient of Government hand-outs wins race.

Jeremy Kyle appearance expected...

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Iscariot 20.06.13 9:52pm
Iscariot
Did Gove endorse schoolgirl abduction?

Child Protection agencies have asked for an urgent meeting with Government officials to clarify if the Secretary of State for Education had inadvertently instigated a pupil "kidnapping" policy. Known...

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Wrenfoe 20.06.13 8:44pm
Wrenfoe
Compensation for ill conceived wars 'will bankrupt us' claims Minister

Armed Forces minister Phillip Hammond expressed concern today at a High Court ruling permitting the relatives of soldiers killed in action to seek compensation. "This is an appalling ruling that...

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Mandy Lifeboat 20.06.13 8:30pm
Mandy Lifeboat