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WW2 pigeon message may be in pidgin English says GCHQ 1
roybland 24.11.12 11:45am
Squudge
J Aren't

No more soon...

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Not Amused 24.11.12 11:22am
Not Amused
Foster children relocated as parents exposed as 'Santa Non-believers'

Two foster children have asked to return to an orphanage after discovering their foster parents do not believe in Santa Claus. The parents, approved for fostering for seven years now, were 'unmasked...

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kga6 24.11.12 10:55am
kga6
Fifa may hire Large Hadron Collider to measure 'Fergie time' 0
roybland 24.11.12 10:50am
roybland
Arafat exhumation triggers new Chernobyl fear 0
roybland 24.11.12 10:41am
roybland
Who killed LH? cliffhanger to be answered in forthcoming episode 0
roybland 24.11.12 10:34am
roybland
Man shrugs off scratch on his iPhone 5

A twenty-one year old Brighton man has shrugged off his discovery of a scratch on the back of his iPhone 5. 'I can't say I'm freaked out about it,' Brendan Bates told friends. 'One can expect to...

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roybland 24.11.12 10:01am
riesler
Osborne to introduce Swearing Tax

In an attempt to get Britain’s beleaguered finances under control, Chancellor George Osborne has revealed that a Swearing Tax is to be introduced in the next Budget. At a basic rate of 25p per...

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Landfill 24.11.12 10:01am
riesler
Controversy as Damien Hirst unveils his Trafalgar Square 4th plinth installation

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/plinth.jpg...

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pinxit 24.11.12 9:55am
riesler
Shard to get 90ft fairy from Norway.

Mayor Boris Johnson has written to the King of Norway telling him not to bother with sending a tree for Trafalgar Square this year "now we've got the Shard". "I don't want to sound ungrateful but...

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Boutros 24.11.12 9:51am
riesler
Chelsea board outline sacking strategy

Chelsea football club have today outlined their long-term strategy for sacking managers, less than two hours after sacking current muse, Roberto Di Matteo. In an interview with our business...

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Old Hat 24.11.12 8:49am
Squudge
Justin Welby sex change plot to defeat synod anti-women vote

The next Archbishop of Canterbury may undergo a sex change in a plan to overturn the recent Church of England vote to prevent women becoming bishops. 'Normally we would have to wait years to get the...

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roybland 24.11.12 8:46am
roybland
UN to assemble crack team of Internet commenters to solve Arab/Israeli problem.

The United Nations has announced that they are seeking a team of internet commenters to assist them with a bid to solve the Arab/Israeli problem once and for all., Secretary General Spoony Banks...

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Gaz 24.11.12 8:44am
Squudge
UKIP couple lose foster children who 'might grow up like Nigel Farage' 0
roybland 24.11.12 8:12am
roybland
Starbucks introduce new "Fairtax" coffees

Starbucks announced that following on from the success of the Fairtrade coffee drinks -in which the growers are paid slightly better- that a new "Fairtax" suite of products will be launched next week...

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steve_l 24.11.12 7:58am
arthurminnit
Old Trafford cordoned off as naked woman squats on head of Ferguson statue

Salacious pix soon...

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pinxit 24.11.12 6:49am
pinxit
'Poison dwarf held for questioning' say Dallas police. 0
pinxit 24.11.12 6:46am
pinxit
Sue Ellen orders black shoulder pads 0
Queen of Tarts 24.11.12 6:43am
Queen of Tarts
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Yikes 23.11.12 11:45pm
Yikes
New Police Commissioner disappointed at lack of Bat Phone 2
custard cream 23.11.12 11:26pm
dvo4fun
Librarian bans talking books 2
Dick Everyman 23.11.12 11:03pm
Dick Everyman
‘We comply with all countries’ tax laws’ – Amazon spokesman Lance Armstrong 0
Yikes 23.11.12 10:56pm
Yikes
EU Budget stance 'inspired by SuperScrimpers', admits Cameron

David Cameron stated today that his robust stance on the EU budget was due to being encouraged by the Chancellor to watch SuperScrimpers on TV. The PM said he realised the UK had 'sleepwalked' into...

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Squudge 23.11.12 10:51pm
Squudge
Kevin McCloud to embrace austerity Britain with new show Humble Designs 2
Sir Lupus 23.11.12 10:46pm
Sir Lupus
Baron Cameron criticises EU for 'not living in the real world'

more tantrums later...

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virtuallywill 23.11.12 9:30pm
virtuallywill
Welsh fans upset by new Oasis single called 'Don't Look Back In Bangor' 1
custard cream 23.11.12 8:15pm
custard cream
Egypt's Mursi's new powers; "Mostly political, some super."

More to follow...

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apepper 23.11.12 7:46pm
apepper
Kevin Bacon to be next Chelsea Manager. 0
Al OPecia 23.11.12 7:39pm
Al OPecia
Bungling hospital named as Cambridge University NHS Trust

No, it really is...

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antharrison 23.11.12 7:24pm
antharrison
European budget to increase to pay for European budget meeting

European leaders may not be able to agree the latest EU budget after the final bill for the current meeting came through. Although MPs voted for the Prime Minister to fight for a cut to EU funding,...

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Perks 23.11.12 6:43pm
charlies_hat