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|Northern Ireland braced for mass street parties if Paisley doesn't pull through.||1||
MAR SEEUN !...
|Long lost Intelligent Arctic life asks "Is the Leveson Inquiry Still Going on?"||0||
|Disgraced Banker says “Go Fuck Yourself” to The Queen||0||
In a surprise move that has confounded his critics, ex-RBS chief Fred Goodwin has sent a series of unequivocal messages to the Queen in response to the inglorious removal of his knighthood. “LOL...
|Syria latest; Ideal Homs Exhibition cancelled.||6||
||John Ffitch-Rucker||3 years|
|Police 'should have helped Prescott set phone PIN' rules Prescott||0||
|'Anfield Cat' awarded man of the match||4||
||Psycadelic Squirrel||3 years|
|Isle of Wight announce celebration plans for Queen's Silver Jubilee||0||
|Jury in Harry Redknapp Case Finds Him Not Guilty....||0||
||custard cream||3 years|
But gives a nine month suspended (by a lead) sentence to his dog, Rosie...
|Jim Davidson supports Terry's decision not to quit England||0||
Jim Davidson has today spoken out in support of John Terry's decision not to quit England. The Nick Nick "acceptable face of racism" comic is on record in 1997, "that he would quit England, if the...
|Increase in CofE funeral charges blamed on cost of living||0||
|Man emerges from bunker to learn Cod War is over||0||
After spending more than four decades underground, Harold Smith, 82, emerged from his bunker yesterday to learn the country was no longer at war. 'We all thought it was the end,' said Mr Smith, a...
|France launches own currency||3||
Economists were last night divided by the proposed introduction of a novelty currency designed to entice tourists to France. Some financial experts believe that the currency – called the...
|Liverpool soccer cat accused of racism.||2||
||John Ffitch-Rucker||3 years|
|Queen marks 60th anniversary of wearing Crown Jewels during sex for first time||0||
|Busy escort agency owner reportedly "out of sorts"||2||
||Nick McCarr||3 years|
|Attorney General unhappy at release of radical cleric Akuna Matata.||0||
|Redknapp jury retire to inspect their brown envelopes.||0||
|Lawsuit issued on behalf of Wales as it's people forced to live in abject misery||0||
|Joy as co-joined quadruplets survive separation||0||
There were high sixes all around at a hospital in East Anglia yesterday as Siamese quadruplets Kylie, Chardonnay, Porsche and Wayne were successfully separated after an hour long operation. The...
|Miracle as Turin Shroud found under armpit?||0||
Giuseppe De L'aconte, 27 from Walsall, was shocked to discover Christs image yesterday as he was shaving his armpits prior to a sunbed session. Italian born Giuseppe, who has lived in a council...
|Seaworld orca trial not a black and white issue, says judge||0||
.. wee frilly...
|Government marks Charles Dickens' bicentenary by reintroducing the Poor House||1||
||Gary Stanton||3 years|
|Bad hotel experience 'not remotely like Fawlty Towers', admits guest||0||
|Farmer paints sheep green to help him find them in the snow||5||
||Vertically Challenged Giant||3 years|
With parts of the country covered in a blanket of snow and obscured by thick fog, some farmers have been having great difficulty finding their sheep over recent days. This has led one Leicestershire...
|Abu Qatada appointed as ECHR judge to fulfil 'ethnic minority' quota||0||
In a shock decision, radical cleric Abu Qatada has been appointed as a new judge at the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg following his recent release on bail. The move was defended by...
|Government Upset At Law Being Enforced||0||
Following the release of Abu Qatada from prison Whitehall has accused Judges of protecting the very thing Quatada hopes to destroy. A spokesperson for the Government said, “Listen, Islamic...
|New Formula 1 season: latest gossip||3||
New Formula 1 season: latest gossip, • McLaren to carry out further trial at Dubai GP of last year’s successful new suspension system based on Arab Spring., • Jenson Hamilton expected to beat...
|"It's a rotten job at times" - Queen stuns TV audience||1||
|Team GB in crisis as second cyclist fails to fail doping test||0||
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