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Sydney arsonists throw another few million cane toads on the barbie

Poisonous burning cane toads revealed as ‘nature’s chemical weapon’. Arsonists inhale and get high. Lobster population explodes and market dives as fat barbecue-loving Aussies splutter....

farmer giles 21.10.13 6:04pm
farmer giles
Race row at zoo after an ape is called a monkey by a visitor. 0
PeterB 21.10.13 6:02pm
Football is ruining racism says tommy english

millwall fans...

farmer giles 21.10.13 6:01pm
farmer giles
Education Minister Liz Truss beats Clegg and leaves. More soon. 5
Al OPecia 21.10.13 5:55pm
Al OPecia
Lib Dems to adopt male porn star candidates in hope of well hung parliament

Hat tip to wirralmatt (not related) for mentioning hung parliament...

weematt 21.10.13 5:36pm
ADHD Genetic Link Research Dismissed as Attention Seeking 2
wirralmatt 21.10.13 4:54pm
Al OPecia
Clegg announces preferred coalition partner for next hung Parliament

Nick Clegg's office has this morning announced which party would be the Lib Dem's preferred partner in the event of another hung Parliament at the 2015 UK General Election. Despite reassurances from...

wirralmatt 21.10.13 4:53pm
Al OPecia
Pestilence, war, famine and death could all create jobs, says think tank 3
ronseal 21.10.13 4:44pm
Paedo barber, 58, with a mental age of 10 ‘groomed himself’

“Scum like you deserve a clip round the ear” said judge...

farmer giles 21.10.13 4:43pm
Ukrainian Pavlo Lapshyn appointed head of EDL. 0
Maverick 21.10.13 4:37pm
US/France Spy Scandal: French letter leak forces US Ambassador to withdraw. 3
weematt 21.10.13 4:26pm
Tesco's new Bag to Bin range not just another throwaway idea 0
irreverendJ 21.10.13 3:02pm
North Korean / Iranian consortium to take over UK nuclear power contract

"It was them or the French." says Cameron...

weematt 21.10.13 3:00pm
Nuclear Power Protest: 'We Don't Want Electricity Smelling Of Noodles & Garlic'. 0
Titus 21.10.13 2:52pm
Lonely people on 'red alert' as Jeremy Hunt threatens to spend time with them

Thousands of 'chronically' lonely people have suddenly found themselves making last-minute social plans this weekend, after Conservative politician Jeremy Hunt issued a nationwide threat that he may,...

Jesus H 21.10.13 2:23pm
Jesus H
Authors to Publish Surprising Sequels

Recent news of the publication of a Hercule Poirot story not written by Agatha Christie seems to herald something of a trend for literary spin-offs not written by the original author. Tom...

Iggy Pop-Barker 21.10.13 1:53pm
Iggy Pop-Barker
U.S. Sheepdog Trial: All Convicted, One on Lam

The sensational trial of a gang of sheepdogs, convicted of interstate sheep smuggling, ended in New York today. Blackie, Shep, Lassie-Fair and ringleader Chip (alias Arturo “The Wag” Cannelloni)...

Iggy Pop-Barker 21.10.13 1:51pm
Iggy Pop-Barker
God admits Earth made in 2 day botch up, spent rest of week watching football. 0
Al OPecia 21.10.13 1:38pm
Al OPecia
MP admits what he meant to say was that the UK's energy policy is unclear 0
Smart Alex 21.10.13 1:33pm
Smart Alex
Incompetent Managed Sacked for Thinking Outside the Envelope & Pushing the Box 2
Titus 21.10.13 12:46pm
Fallon in Nuclear fallout

The Government has today announced plans for the first Nuclear Power plant in a generation to be built in the UK. Although the cost of the plant has been estimated in excess of £16bn, the...

KateWritesStuff 21.10.13 12:39pm
Man who got his Mojo working finally acknowledges AA help

A man who has repeatedly claimed to have singlehandedly got his Mojo working was criticised by the AA today. “We attended a breakdown call to a Mr Waters on Tuesday 14th October on the A453, at...

nickb 21.10.13 12:17pm
IQ and EQ tests to be replaced by OSTQ (old school tie quota) evaluations

Tradition is to be restored in the testing procedure for recruiting top judges, civil servants and policemen. OUT will go modern, trendy continental techniques for assessing a candidate's merits,...

ronseal 21.10.13 11:47am
Al OPecia
Aussie soap Neighbours set to tackle bush fires issue

Popular antipodean soap Neighbours is to tackle complex social issues such as your house burning down in an unstoppable inferno with the loss of all of your belongings, according to reports. Later...

Gary Stanton 21.10.13 11:33am
Gary Stanton
Robson Green admits : I Only Signed Up Cos I Thought It Was 'Extreme Fisting' 0
deceangli 21.10.13 11:14am
Social workers to outsource hand-wringing and lack of accountability to the NHS

At a meeting in London today, social workers agreed that, when yet another one of the children in their care is murdered by their parents, they will contract with the NHS to wheel out the use line of...

John Wiltshire 21.10.13 11:04am
John Wiltshire
Iran Offers To build UK's New Nuclear Power Stations 3
Titus 21.10.13 10:46am
Eric Pickles Loses Interest When He Realises It's Only Salad

"30,000 tons a year of Tesco food going to waste just seemed too good to miss", said Pickles. "It would have cut my grocery bills in half. But then I read the small print and realised the bastards...

deceangli 21.10.13 10:36am
Parents Stop Sending Their Children To Eton Because Of The Unqualified Teachers 0
Titus 21.10.13 10:35am
Reddit user reveals Ronald McDonald without make up looks like Colenel Saunders 0
Ian Searle 21.10.13 8:59am
Ian Searle