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German convert to vegetarianism comes off wurst 0
Smart Alex 24.04.13 9:11pm
Smart Alex
Co-op "If We're Not Allowed To Screw Customers Like Other Banks, We Won't Play." 0
Titus 24.04.13 9:06pm
In the future, no one in Britain will work for HSBC.

I am tempted to do more direct parodies of their "in the future" ads - but I've only seen them on their website. are they all over telly? would people get it?...

Sir Lupus 24.04.13 9:06pm
Sir Lupus
Outrage as Jordan admits Abu Qatada Treaty was ghost written. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 24.04.13 9:05pm
Luis Suarez in new racism row, as accused of ‘only biting white people.’

The Luis Suarez biting row took on a racial twist today, as the controversial Liverpool striker was accused of ‘only biting white people.' When analysing this weekend’s incident, the FA’s...

Nathan Gower 24.04.13 8:58pm
Nathan Gower
May Time Promise Again?.....

.This year, next year, sometime, never?...

Jesse Bigg 24.04.13 8:39pm
Jesse Bigg
Abu Qatada's golf caddy arrested in major terror swoop 0
sydalg 24.04.13 8:12pm
Bin Laden's Cat Was Hard but Abu's Cat's Harder

Some more soon...

Sally1985 24.04.13 7:53pm
Abu Qatada to head up new Government "resilience" task force. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 24.04.13 6:35pm
Al OPecia
Tony Blair posters to be re-instated in high crime areas. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 24.04.13 6:24pm
Al OPecia

Would like to delete this in its entirety - it was a Rolf Harris sub that I see was already done. Please ignore...

WOMD 24.04.13 6:10pm
Riots And Bloodshed As Atheist Factions Disagree About Which God Does not Exist 0
Titus 24.04.13 5:54pm
Bomb detectors that don’t work “good for finding weapons that don’t exist”... 13
Tripod 24.04.13 5:50pm
Iran stockpiling huge arsenal of golf balls, warns CIA 1
sydalg 24.04.13 5:27pm
Ivanovic twice unable to talk to a pretty girl he sees in West London bar

..tester for today....

LensCap 24.04.13 5:20pm
Duchess body-shape disinterest shocker

Shocking figures today reveal that the majority of the British public don’t give a stuff whether the Duchess of Cambridge’s baby bump is small, medium or large. The findings come from a national...

monkeyrepublic 24.04.13 5:08pm
Ryanair flight to Jordan will be “punishment enough”, says May... 0
Tripod 24.04.13 4:53pm
Osborne Rattles Sporran

Accident-prone Hanoverian Chancellor George Osborne left Glasgow last night under cover of darkness and made a dash for the border disguised as a set of bagpipes tucked under the arm of bonnie Scots...

Tom Perdue 24.04.13 4:39pm
Tom Perdue
Theresa May not. At least, not yet. 0
sigmund 24.04.13 4:20pm
Beefeaters at Tower of London to be replaced with posters of staring eyes 0
tonyhill 24.04.13 3:41pm
Shock revelation that few people own 100 albums that everybody MUST OWN!

Rock music experts have expressed surprise and dismay at discovering just how few people have purchased all 100 albums that they say everybody must own. A new survey suggests that only 0.13% of...

sredni vashta 24.04.13 2:26pm
Opposition Condemns Government Failure To Deport Al Qatata

"This is rubbish" said a New Labour (or Previously-Owned Labour or Rediscovered Labour or whatever it is nowadays) spokesman. "They shouldn't be trying to deport the poor innocent gentleman. What?...

Titus 24.04.13 2:22pm
Billionaire toilet paper tycoon says he's on a roll. 2
sredni vashta 24.04.13 2:16pm
sredni vashta
FA gives Luis Suarez something to chew on. 1
sredni vashta 24.04.13 2:15pm
sredni vashta
Theresa May to become Theresa June. Or July. 0
Boutros 24.04.13 2:14pm
Website Publishes List Of 100 "Lists of '100 Things You Must Do, Have Or Buy' " 3
Titus 24.04.13 2:09pm
Tristan Shout
May realigns cosmos to deport Qatada

Home secretary, Theresa May has announced that she has sold her soul to Satan in order to secure the deportation of potential bad un, Abu Qatada. The move means sweeping new powers for May, said to...

monkeyrepublic 24.04.13 2:06pm
As A Final Cruelty, Thatcher Deprives Alternative Comedians Of A Living By Dying 0
Titus 24.04.13 2:06pm
World's Religions Unite To Condemn New "Church Of Doubt"

An almost universal wave of condemntion, outrage, threats, ex-communication, denouncement, hatred, fatwa and jehad has greeted news of the foundation of a new religion based on doubt, uncertainty and...

Titus 24.04.13 2:05pm
CoE still 'concerned' with Snoop Dogg conversion to their faith

Snoop Lion, formally Snoop Dog, has announced his conversion to the Church of England after being won round by the culture of openness to tea, cakes, and very mild religion., The overly relaxed rap...

thisisall1word 24.04.13 2:03pm