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Berlusconi commits Italian jets to Libya with promise of lots of ‘banga banga’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Afghan authorities still searching for Mohammed McQueen. 0
Stan Laurel 3 years
Marr reveals "gagging for it order". No more soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Monopolies commision to investigate Parker brothers... More soon 1
404 Not Found 3 years
Dr Who finally crawls up own arse after Russell t Davies departure. 2
simonjmr 3 years
BBC sack Chris Moyles for inappropriate remarks live on-air 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Moyles, the longest serving Radio 1 morning show presenter has been sacked for broadcasting comments when he thought he was off microphone At 0828 today, expecting to hand over to the news team,...

Letters "M" & "N" removed from alphabet due to government cuts. 7
404 Not Found 3 years

David Caero ade the shock aouceet i the house of coos today that the alphabet would shrik to just twety four letters with iediate effect, sayig that "Labour left us owig billios ad billios of pouds...

Government require all "Newborns" to be "declared" as 16 on Birth Certificate. 0
nannyknowsbest 3 years

In a surprise move from No 10 announced today, the government has passed new legislation, requiring all "newborn" children form 1st August 2011 to be "officially" recorded as being 16 years old., A...

Taliban Re enact Great Escape 3
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Taliban fans of the film 'The Great Escape' did a re enactment of the plan by getting 470 prisoners out from a jail in Kandahar. One ex prisoner said proudly 'After the tunnel they gave me a...

Juan Sheet, my arse 0
Pinhead 3 years

more sheets soon, hopefully...

NUT deny exploitation after ensuring boy, 15, will never lose his virginity. 0
Mr Payne 3 years

More soon. Although not for Joe Cotton, he's not going to be getting any for a loooong time...

Quickie Royal Wedding Due To Tory Cuts 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

"I do." "And I do.", Followed by meat paste sarnies all round...

British man breaks world record for time taken to get off a retail park 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Brian Harris, 44, was “overjoyed” when it was confirmed by the Guinness Book of Records today. After completing his shopping at 14:45 on Saturday, he eventually got out of Bicester Village Outlet...

Muslims Against Crusades ends in nil nil draw 0
ronseal 3 years

The much anticipated clash Muslims Against Crusades ended in a dull scoreless draw, as it emerged that neither side had any substance. "There weren't any crusades in evidence, and their opponents...

EastEnders “bestiality” storyline criticised. 0
ThatAndyDavisFellow 3 years

EastEnders bosses defended their new “bestiality” storyline yesterday in the face of renewed criticism from animal rights campaigners, church groups and rival TV companies who wish that they had...

Patriotic historian unfurls German flag to celebtrate royal wedding 2
antharrison 3 years
Dangerous chemicals found in olives. 4
Jonny Rockets 3 years

Scientists in England at the University of Reading have found new evidence to support the suspected theory that eating olives causes a person to become insane. The high levels of oil found in green...

Truebiscuit: Woman caught with 1kg of meth in her vagina "innocent" 5
Izziere 3 years

"I didn't know they were narcotics", she tells court. [url=http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/uae/crime/passenger-charged-after-drugs-found-in-her-private-parts-police-say-1.796839]News story here[/url]...

Warning after dolphins 'harassed' 0
Mr Payne 3 years

Jet-skiers were yesterday given a police warning after a pod of dolphins was "harassed" while swimming off the Dorset coast., Local fisherman, Tom Bunting, reported the jet skiers after seeing one...

Secret military organisation complains that not enough people applying to join. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Arsenal's new sackcloth and ashes kit to be revealed today. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Argos to stay open later for royal wedding guests seeking last minute gifts. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Jordan takes out Inverse SuperInjunction, so she's cited in EVERY news story 2
Ironduke 3 years
Evolution outlawed in Alabama. Natural selection now prohibited. 3
bonjonelson 3 years

In a landmark ruling, the state legislature of Alabama has approved a controversial new law outlawing all forms of evolution, including all forms of natural selection. State Troopers and Park...

Daily Mail fails to mention market price of someone's house in story. More soon 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

Why do they have to do that?...

Huge Ancient Arms Cache Unearthed in Greece. 11
BewsNiscuit 3 years

More theories were emerging last night, from the Greek island of Milos, surrounding the arms find, dating from circa 130 BC being described as possibly resolving the most significant archeological...

Wenger claims responsibility for banking crisis, Japan earthquake..... 0
dannyboy206 3 years

In a surprising admission, Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has claimed responsibility for the part he played in the world banking crisis and recession. He has also admitted his guilt for the...

UK decides to stick with "Single Alternative Party". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Scots launch web search engine "Froogle". Less soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Dr Who's rectum "bigger than it looks from the outside". More soo-ooh-ooh-n. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

..thanks Simon...