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| Wiley Coyote's Acme Company Makes a Bundle From BP Oil Capping Gizmos | 0 |  |
rfreed | 2 years |
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Acme Corporation is reporting a huge profit upswing this month. Acme is the chief supplier of underwater doo-dads for BP Corporation, the sponsors of what is now the largest oil spill ever. BP has... |
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| Government to means-test the homeless. | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 2 years |
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An independent audit, commissioned by the Centre for Social Justice, has found that government-subsidised homeless projects waste vast amounts of money on people who 'aren't homeless enough'.... |
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| Privacy outrage as dustcart captures private data and stores it underground | 0 | |
ED209 | 2 years |
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Privacy campaigners around the world reacted with horror yesterday when it was revealed that waste companies had been collecting confidential information in dustcarts, and storing it in large holes... |
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| APPLE UNVEILS LATEST ALUMINIUM DRINKS TRAY | 0 | |
Peter749400 | 2 years |
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http://www.geek.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Apple_iPad_Back-580x385.jpg Apple CEO Steve Jobs today unveiled the latest in his company's popular series of small aluminium drinks trays. The new... |
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| BP "Pouring oil on troubled water" not a good idea say US | 0 | |
Iscariot | 2 years |
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Abandoning thousands of people in New Orleans in the wake of a devastating hurricane is perfectly OK... |
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| Chelsea to give Cole to Newcastle | 0 | |
Mr.3374 | 2 years |
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More eventually... |
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| BBC calls in Rentokill after a reported infestation of James Corden. More soon. | 2 | |
dominic_mcg | 2 years |
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the comedy equivalent of cystitis... |
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| Metropolitan Police issue photofit of wanted fox. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 2 years |
| Charlie Brooker gets enraged, sorry engaged. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 2 years |
| Russ Abbott through to Labour leadership contest. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 2 years |
| James Corden elected as Lib-Dem deputy leader. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 2 years |
| Paper jam now more widespread than strawberry claim Hewlett Packard. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 2 years |
| "Twenty tiny fingers, twenty tiny toes" Traditional Norfolk first born anthem | 2 | |
brownpaperreporter | 2 years |
| Diana handbags sell for £192,000 but no bid for Mercedes airbags | 2 | |
edward hack | 2 years |
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Going, going, going.... |
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| No way will voters elect a Libran as PM | 3 | |
ramblesnake | 2 years |
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say opponents of Diane Abbott... |
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| New BBC show tries to spot the talent. | 0 | |
wallster | 2 years |
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Graham Norton is to present a new BBC talent show which aims to select a leading lady for the smash hit West End musical, Wicked, from a group of footballers' wives set to include Colleen Rooney and... |
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| Uckfield, Sussex, tipped to win World Cup | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
| US sanctions against Iran ban them from winning any World Cup match | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 2 years |
| Sotheby's to auction Pixie Lott | 0 | |
dicky37 | 2 years |
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In a bid to help combat the gross over-supply to the UK of vocal gymnasts, the famous auction house is preparing to put the pop starlet under the hammer... |
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| Scientists agree counting sheep 'best way to ascertain number of sheep present' | 0 | |
dicky37 | 2 years |
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Studies conclude that, purely as a technique for quantifying the cumulative amount of farm animals in any given place, the age-old method of counting sheep comes out on top... |
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| Big Brother abandoned as contestants can't be arsed to turn up | 0 | |
Scroat | 2 years |
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Davina McCall's excitement leads to first spontaneous combustion on live TV. 'A huge media coup' comments production team... |
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| PM to fly new flag over Downing Street | 0 | |
micra | 2 years |
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Following the news that the David Cameron is to fly the flag of St. George during the forthcoming World Cup, he has also announced that he intends to fly the Skull and Crossbones on Budget Day.... |
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| World cup players wager meal on international hostilities | 0 | |
simonjmr | 2 years |
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Wayne Ronney and Robiniho have entered into a wager that if international hostilities or sanctions are imposed during the World Cup the loser will have to buy the winner a slap up steak dinner in a... |
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| P Dav Cam to annou extre budg cu | 0 | |
Iamthestig | 2 years |
| Twins mow down Edward and Laurence Fox in revenge attack | 0 | |
Iamthestig | 2 years |
| "Double Dip" great says nostalgic thirty something | 0 | |
simonjmr | 2 years |
| Cuts made in budget to redecorate God's sitting room | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
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Cameron delighted by heavenly prudence. Clegg says: 'I don't believe a word of it'... |
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| England World Cup song sung "A Cappello" | 0 | |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 2 years |
| Al Fayed claims immigrant's English test is a "fugging outrage". | 1 | |
Ian Searle | 2 years |
| Daily Mail 'Maddy abducted by foreign urban foxes' theory | 0 | |
Scroat | 2 years |
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