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Weatherman admits that hurricane rumour was a wind-up 0
MrBen 3 years
Curry cancer cure put to the test as first patients undertake Keema Therapy. 14
wallster 3 years

Had to be done...

Businessman says 'No Deal' to Rangers after opening blues books 2
charlies_hat 3 years
Runaway lovers Mr Cymbal and Miss Drums commit suicide at Beachy Head 0
JohnA 3 years


Dignitas disapointed by lack of response to customer service questionnaire 1
Iamthestig 3 years
British Boxers announce coalition inspired '12 rounds of kiss and make up' 1
Perks 3 years

Following their now infamous press conference which saw scenes that disturbed those who looked on and drew criticism from many saying they brought their profession into disrepute, Cameron and...

Wooden Bygones boat includes Ed Miliband and Andy Carroll 6
dvo4fun 3 years

An Olympic celebration boat launched today includes in its construction a host a wooden artefacts. These include a sliver of Jimi Hendrix's guitar, passed OK by Police sniffer dogs and the arborial...

Dinosaur Extinction caused by extreme IBS claim experts 0
Immunis 3 years

Experts have finally discovered the main cause of the end of the dinosaurs and were surprised to discover that it was due to a global pandemic of Irritable Bowl Syndrome. Professor Mike Smith and his...

Curry cancer cure turns Birmingham into Europe's healthiest city 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

more later...

Barber of Seville found guilty of grooming 0
cinquecento 3 years
Cameron promises no let up in tough decisions on Nick Clegg 0
cinquecento 3 years
French and Greek Dyslexics reject Austin Healy measures 0
Ian Searle 3 years

And Belgian voters look set to reject Ostende territory measures...

Bottle of Daddies Sauce fails paternity test 0
Ian Searle 3 years

After appearing on The Jeremy Kyle Show with a right Nutella...

World’s most fickle football fan poised to celebrate another title 6
Yikes 3 years

Manchester man Jeremy Clode moved across town, bought a Manchester City shirt, hat, and scarf, and learnt the words to "Blue Moon", in anticipation of this weekend’s exciting conclusion to the...

Cable’s “Liz Hurley moment” steals show as Dave and Nick renew vows 0
grumblechops 3 years

Business Secretary Vince Cable was at the centre of controversy after stealing the limelight at his bosses’ re-commitment ceremony by turning up in a daring Versace number which left little to the...

MI5 discovers Miliband's leadership in locked holdall 0
ibamo 3 years

In a bizarre turn of events, and MI5 spooks-person has disclosed the recent discovery of Ed Miliband's leadership inside a red holdall bag, "locked from the inside". Agents became concerned after...

Scientists successfully neutralise Jim al-Khalili 5
MaverickRat 3 years

Scientists today revealed that they have managed to control the spread of the BBC Science guru Jim al-Khalili by the application of Jim al-Khalacid - rendering him impotent with a neutral ph of zero....

New Health and Safety fears as expert warns underwear bombs may contain nuts 0
MrBen 3 years
Clegg and Cameron deny renewing vows always sure sign of extramarital affair 0
button 3 years
Newsbiscuit contributor fails to read previous postings 0
bonjonelson 3 years
London Zoo reports 200 monkeys" furiously working " on relaunch of coalition 0
Bismarck 3 years
Argentine Olympic Football team invited to train on Falklands Mine Fields. 10
Al OPecia 3 years
"Are you playing with your detonator" becomes new Gay catchphrase 0
Bismarck 3 years
Shamed medium Derek Acorah to resurrect Bernard Manning during 0
Bismarck 3 years

ironic Black Mass...

"Johnny Fartpants" special edition marks launch of Viz in Yemen 0
Haywood Manley 3 years
"Osama's Secret" Underwear range launched in Yemen. More soon 0
Bismarck 3 years
Former IRA hardman Seamus Murphy claims.. 0
Bismarck 3 years

"We didn't need underwear bombs, we just used 15 pints of Guinness and a vindaloo"...

David Walliams in ‘doomed’ charity bid to finish Stieg Larsson trilogy 0
Gary Stanton 3 years

David Walliams has failed in his bid raise money for disadvantaged kids by reading all twenty thousand pages of Stieg Larsson’s millennium trilogy dressed as a transsexual. The writer and performer...

Family discover show amongst Saturday Evening adverts 2
Steve Wilson 3 years
Cameron and Clegg renew vows in 'intimate' Vegas ceremony 0
allmyownstunts 3 years

David Cameron and Nick Clegg revealed today that they flew in secret to Las Vegas last week and renewed their coalition vows in front of close family and friends. “We’ve been bored, irritable,...