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Perks 22.11.12 12:51pm
dvo4fun
'It'll take a miracle to restore trust' says Patten, as new BBC DG unveiled

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/newbeebDG.jpg...

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pinxit 22.11.12 12:49pm
Dick Everyman
New BBC DG plans more soap operas 0
medici2471 22.11.12 12:48pm
medici2471
Bookmaker offers evens on Benitez v Hall 'Who'll Go First?' bet 0
pinxit 22.11.12 12:29pm
pinxit
Unbeaten Frankel will be brought out of stud to manage Chelsea 0
simonjmr 22.11.12 11:50am
simonjmr
Scotland to merge with Catalonia

Prepare yourself for haggis tapas, bagpipe flamenco and the added excitement of bullfighters in kilts. Both countries have a proud heritage, a separate identity, a host of special traditions and a...

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CulchaVulcha 22.11.12 11:32am
CulchaVulcha
The Queen to join the WI, to get a feel for how the common woman feels 0
simonjmr 22.11.12 11:29am
simonjmr
***Stop Press...Benitez still in charge at Chelsea...Stop Press*** 1
Tripod 22.11.12 11:27am
arthurminnit
Fishmonger suggests donation will cure liver disease

Following a Daily Mail report claiming an epidemic of bored stiff, binge-drinking, wine guzzling over-65's will all die of liver failure unless they stop drinking more than a tiny glass-a-day, ...

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22.11.12 11:25am
arthurminnit
"Kick benefit claimants in the balls", urges Chancellor

The Chancellor of the Exchequer today unveiled the government's latest scheme to boost the nation's flagging economy which, he claimed, will help reduce unemployment, increase public revenue and...

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jamsieoconnor 22.11.12 11:20am
jamsieoconnor
UN Refuses Qatar a “u”

The tiny gulf state of Qatar will not be allowed an extra “u” by the United Nations to bring it in line with standard spelling procedure. Despite enormous oil and gas reserves and unparalleled...

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CulchaVulcha 22.11.12 11:13am
CulchaVulcha
Police baton-charge mine shaft dog

Over 4000 police officers from across the country were rushed to Radnor in Cornwall following reports that a Labrador dog had been seen hanging around a disused mine-shaft., Officers from afar away...

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Uncle Bertie 22.11.12 11:01am
AReader
BBC rocked by new miss-selling scandal.

In a shock report, regulators have disclosed that Savile Protection Insurance was being sold by the BBC as late as last Wednesday, more than a year after Savile’s well deserved funeral. The...

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Davigo 22.11.12 10:57am
Tripod
Mensa to drop ‘smug and self-satisfied’ as membership qualification...

Mensa, the organisation for clever people, with IQs in the top 2%, have decided to drop the ‘smug and self-satisfied’ qualification for aspiring members. “We’re trying to distance ourself...

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Tripod 22.11.12 10:52am
AReader
“Baseball bats a thing of the past”, say loan sharks...

The high streets are filling up with payday loan companies, proving that lending small sums at eye-watering interest to the down-at-heel is one of the few profitable businesses left in 21st century...

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Tripod 22.11.12 10:26am
Tripod
Chelsea players alarmed at RDM's overnight weight gain

Several Chelsea players arriving for duty this morning at the clubs training ground have expressed concern at Roberto Di Matteo's sudden overnight weight gain. One senior player has been quoted "We...

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Sheepback 22.11.12 10:25am
Sheepback
Child genius chokes on abacus bead

A Yorkshire hospital trauma team saved the life of a ‘gifted’ Bradford child after he was rushed to A&E following an unfortunate choking incident involving an abacus. The seven year old, who...

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Dick Everyman 22.11.12 10:15am
custard cream
CofE Synod to welcome Radio 1 DJs as bishops

In a surprising turn of events, the Church of England’s governing General Synod reconvened last night and overwhelmingly approved the right of former Radio 1 disc jockeys to be confirmed as...

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DustyBinLaden 22.11.12 10:00am
DustyBinLaden
Family hopes to 'knock Xmas on head this weekend'

The Antas family of Nantwich have surprised friends and neighbours with their decision to 'knock Christmas on the head' this weekend. The Antas are well known locally for their dedication to...

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Miss Hegas 22.11.12 9:13am
Miss Hegas
Scientists discover that excessive research can cause Cancer

so, probably no more soon...

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Screenie 22.11.12 8:57am
Screenie
Israel and Hamas admit they forgot to consult God before bombing started

I am not even sure that is funny...

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gaijintendo 22.11.12 8:41am
gaijintendo
“Smaller, thinner, lighter, faster” anti-macassars on sale in Shanklin store... 1
Tripod 22.11.12 8:20am
nickb
Richard Curtis bins new 'Bishop of Dibley' script 4
ianslat 22.11.12 7:24am
Squudge
After ostrich anus, Nadine Dorries looks forward to eating humble pie... 1
Tripod 22.11.12 7:10am
Squudge
SPL orders Rangers to return EBT trophies: "They were only loaned, not awarded!"

(and HMRC want tax paid on the beneficial interest!)...

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Jammydodgers 22.11.12 1:21am
Jammydodgers
Cash-strapped Brits look forward to ‘Buy Something Day’... 2
Tripod 21.11.12 11:17pm
Tripod
Women bishops vetoed at Synod of Dibley, but purple still voted "best colour”... 0
Tripod 21.11.12 11:05pm
Tripod
Interpol divert all resources to Norwich

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g24/antharrison/norwichcrimewave.jpg...

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antharrison 21.11.12 10:35pm
Tripod
Deprived children raise £30m for the BBC

Children across the world have united in a gigantic global fund raising event to raise £30m to help the BBC cope with the crises and scandals it faces. 'In our African village we raised £25 by...

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antharrison 21.11.12 10:30pm
antharrison
Football manager who lost games to be replaced by manager who lost games

Moron soon...

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antharrison 21.11.12 10:25pm
antharrison