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Survey Finds British Upper Lips 47% Less Stiff In 2011 0
SimonJJames 3 years
Relief as Grandmother finally notices 'That Smell'. 0
SimonJJames 3 years
Accident prone Italian captain sells story to the News of the World 0
medici2471 3 years
New charge of technical incest added to Big Brother rape case 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Design of Peterborough "based on Battenburg cake", architect reveals 0
hughesroland 3 years
Retired Suicide Bomber Investigated For Malpractice. 1
sredni vashta 3 years
Six Brighton players to be investigated for refusing to join in gang sex assault 1
grottymonty 3 years

Just taking it one rape at a a time...

Schettino denies being captain. "Fell onto Costa while fondling woman" claim. 0
Al McHogan 3 years

Sapristi knocko!...

Olympics "Chill" gig scrapped. "Can you imagine Boris dancing?" shudders Coe. 0
Al McHogan 3 years

More shapes thrown soon...

Clegg denies ever using "falling into a lifeboat" excuse yet 0
simonjmr 3 years
Most ex-Woolworths stores now selling even crappier stuff than before. 0
Al McHogan 3 years

Our survey says...

Gary Glitter set to release autobiography 0
Shandy 3 years

His autobiography, worryingly titled 'Through the Eyes of Gary Glitter' will be an in depth account of his life, describing how he shot to fame after penning catchy pop songs in dingy recording...

Doctors considering strike action told "Get back on ward for f*** sake" 1
button 3 years
Age Concern 'rather worried about when I was born' 0
Smart Alex 3 years
PM - we're on track to building a bitter society and economy 0
simonjmr 3 years
Trying to pull a wheelie to impress girls not wise admits Italian Liner Captain 1
simonjmr 3 years
Product placement reaches movie re-makes as 'Terry's Clockwork Orange' released 1
dicky37 3 years

[More soon]...

Chicken coop foiled in Norfolk 1
simonjmr 3 years
Boundary Commission announces Liberal MP cull areas 2
simonjmr 3 years
Cruise ship captains face mullet crackdown in the wake of Concordia disaster. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More style crimes soon...

'Wanker' features on episode of Countdown - C4 deny return of Des O'Connor 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Costa Coffee 'taking on water' 2
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years

Costa Coffee holed below the water line on hidden 'Frappucino' ice cube. "Danger Wet Floor, Slip Hazard" signs put in place by staff. More soon...

Katie Price installs public viewing area in Stargazing Live misunderstanding 0
simonjmr 3 years
Supermarkets employing two workers for the price of one 1
roybland 3 years
High Court rules that old church can return to complete obscurity 1
roybland 3 years

An old church, St Paul's Cathedral in the City of London, has the right to return to its usual state of compete obscurity, the High Court has ruled. The City of London Corporation yesterday won its...

Wiff Waff and waiter baiting: who could resist a Boris Island holiday? 0
Clarky 3 years

Visitors to Boris Island will discover a world so unbelievable it could almost be a fantasy, writes our travel writer. Situated in the unique Thames Estuary, Boris Island, dubbed the latest...

Wiff Waff and mistresses on tap: who could resist a Boris Island holiday? 8
Clarky 3 years

Visitors to Boris Island will discover a world so unbelievable it could almost be a fantasy, writes our travel writer. Situated in the unique Thames Estuary, Boris Island, dubbed the latest...

'Huge amounts of interest' as Wonga.com enters the mortgage market 10
Perks 3 years

Internet payday lender Wonga.com, has announced it has decided to expand into the mortgage market. The move comes as it becomes increasingly difficult for people to get a mortgage without at least a...

‘Imagine a world without free porn’, says blacked-out Wikipedia 2
Oxbridge 3 years

The organisers of the online encyclopedia Wikipedia have warned web surfers that proposed legislation in the US may take us ‘back to the dark ages’ when it was necessary to pay to see womens’...

NHS Bill found abandoned on a hospital trolley outside A&E 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years