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I'm cock a hoop with developments in Europe, seance told by Hitler 0
ronseal 3 years
US announces staged withdrawal from ‘spillage in aisle 14’ 22
Skylarking 3 years

US President Barak Obama has promised that all US troops will exit from Tesco Extra, Chingford by 2019 ‘at the very latest’. The staged withdrawal, is set to begin in earnest September 2013 –...

Cable thieves demand ransom. ‘I won’t pay’ says defiant Clegg 1
Monkeycustard 3 years
St Paul's protesters in tent swap with Sangatte veterans 2
Gong of Fur 3 years

Jan Prost, spokesman for a group of residents at the St Paul’s tented village and a former classmate of Charlie Gilmour’s, has confirmed that a temporary ‘tent swap’ has been arranged with a...

China Awards Ahmadinejad Peace Prize For Still Not Launching Nuke 0
Textbook 3 years

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Subway rider discovers iPod headphones also function as loudspeakers 0
Dumbnews 3 years
New iPhone app suggests random topics to break awkward silences 0
Dumbnews 3 years
English nation "shocked to its core" as Zamora fails to score against Sweden. 0
grottymonty 3 years

Please Fabio, no more soon...

Local Sales Manager releases Director's cut of '2012_EMEA_Sales_Forecast.ppt' 8
Gong of Fur 3 years

Newly appointed regional sales manager and art-house power-point auteur, Jean-Claude Cavaillier, has won a victory for creative integrity by releasing his original 35 slide version of...

Scots banned from drinking alcohol on trains. Fighting and swearing still OK. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Streep so convincing as Thatcher she is given extra bodyguards. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Lord Coe: "Ride-On Missile" Britain's best bet for winning Olympic 100 m. Gold 2
dvo4fun 3 years
Vatican rebrands Hell as "iScream" to attract consumers. 0
ideopath 3 years

"We at the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith have always been interested in peoples opinions", said Archbishop Castro Borgia, "and, after making inquiries, we decided that launching iScream...

Bunga Bunga replaced by the Full Monti 5
simonjmr 3 years
Report warns cuts may lead to slow, painful contractions in maternity units 4
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Steve Backley to head up Olympic Ground-To-Air Task Force 3
Drylaw 3 years
Milliband asks Syria for help in overthrowing unelected coalition government. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Old Mother Hubbard to be prosecuted by RSPCA. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Motivated immigrant put in charge of border control after new deportation threat 0
kga6 3 years

Following Government plans to start forcibly deporting immigrants once a target level has been reached, it is believed that a team of immigrants are the perfect subgroup to regulate further...

Protestation as Pole becomes permanent 'Pusey Pleb' 6
Perks 3 years

A typically sleepy village in Oxfordshire was awoken this week by the revelation that the local village idiot was in fact from Poland. Wojtek Labrowska took up the position in Pusey, following the...

Sin sues Cos over patent infringement 5
Immunis 3 years

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James Gilmour, step-son of legendary David Gilmour, released from prison. 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

Young, rich, soft skinned James, 21, admitted that he spent most of his time in jail with his back against The Wall...

Redknapp admits that enforced rest was more taxing than he thought it would be. 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

Full details due Jan/Feb 2012...

'Eastenders' Billy Mitchell confirmed as carrying Olympic Torch 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

Cash4Gold franchises await details of the exact route...

Mars proud sponsor of world diabetes day 3
button 3 years
Man left in awe after converting 4095 into binary 10
kga6 3 years

more unremarkable yet awe-inspiring mathematical facts soon...

'Cruel Is Cool' says 70's comedy veteran 1
Gerontius 3 years

Speaking at the premier of his latest observational sit-com to be aired on BBC2 later this week, comedy veteran Dicky Jarvis told us why he thinks the timing is just right for a new cutting edge...

Somerset man finds dead bird in Tesco salad 0
simonjmr 3 years

"It totally put me off my Chicken Korma it was accompanying I'd made with Loyd Grossman korma sauce" said Steve Pilkington Steve Pilkington from Somerset, said his girlfriend was sick after the...

Environmentalists hail Audi's new SUV with fuel-saving magnetic front bumpers 14
Runestone Cowboy 3 years

Campaigners for a reduction in CO2 emissions have warmly welcomed an eco-minded development from Audi. Their latest model, a 3.2 tonne, 6 metre-long SUV badged 'Q8', features an optional magnetic...

Simon Cowell concedes that the prefix "Fi" omitted from X factor titles 0
simonjmr 3 years