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GCHQ Intelligence decipher pigeon code: "I'm hiding from Dastardly and Muttley" 0
charlies_hat 23.11.12 12:04pm
charlies_hat
Twitter announces downtime. Sky News tell journalists not to bother coming in. 0
Gaz 23.11.12 10:14am
Gaz
BBC to be more honest with programme titles

In continuing efforts to restore trust in the BBC, programme makers are looking into the possibility of using titles that more accurately reflect the programme contents. A spokesperson for the BBC...

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Smart Alex 23.11.12 9:55am
Idiot
London Mayor unveils tribute to G20 victim and launches 'Bozza Buggy' scheme

Boris Johnson took the opportunity to kill two birds with one stone today when he unveiled a plaque to victim of 'police mismanagement', Ian Tomlinson, and launched a wheelchair version of his...

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pinxit 23.11.12 9:42am
pinxit
Millionaire-rage error as B&Q boss is packed flat

A drug rehab worker from Slough is facing a charge of assaulting Martyn Phillips, the CEO of DIY retail giant B&Q. “Martyn spent a few days with us filming our work and I’d recognized him...

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dvo4fun 23.11.12 9:36am
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Prisoners react badly to loss of voting rights

Parliament’s decision to refuse MPs the right to vote has been met with disappointment among the ranks of the serving prisoner population. The prime minister announced that the UK took the view...

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fernandomando 23.11.12 9:08am
dvo4fun
Turmoil as Supreme Governor of the Church of England revealed to be a woman 0
pinxit 23.11.12 8:59am
pinxit
Britain to upgrade to French style EU membership, where you get to ignore rules 0
ronseal 23.11.12 1:32am
ronseal
Lord Pattern backs Lord Hall in helping BBC recover from Lord McAlpine row. 0
bonjonelson 22.11.12 11:15pm
bonjonelson
Patten denies new BBC Director General 'appointed by Abramovich' claim 1
custard cream 22.11.12 10:56pm
seymour totti
Lord McAlpine wins Twitter Trender 2012 Award 2
custard cream 22.11.12 10:24pm
Squudge
Click HERE to libel Lord McAlpine 0
Gaz 22.11.12 10:13pm
Gaz
English Channel island 'proven not to exist'

A large island long believed to be located in the English Channel a few miles off the county of Hampshire and separated from the mainland by a strait called the Solent, does not exist, according to...

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roybland 22.11.12 10:11pm
roybland
Newsbiscuit pays undisclosed damages to 80s pop star. Editor to step down. 0
MADJEZ 22.11.12 8:52pm
MADJEZ
Specials singer Terry Hall takes over as head of BBC 0
MADJEZ 22.11.12 8:39pm
MADJEZ
No racism charge for the man in very, very dark grey... 0
Tripod 22.11.12 6:09pm
Tripod
Church of England Bishops to officiate naked - "to be on the safe side"

The General Synod of the Church of England have agreed that in future all bishops must be naked for any church service. A spokesman explained; "It seems sensible to be sure that no women have...

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apepper 22.11.12 6:06pm
apepper
Tony Hall quits managing bunch of shrill divas to work at BBC... 1
Skylarking 22.11.12 5:31pm
sigmund
..........not funny, or clever. A lesson to us all about posting in haste 0
charlies_hat 22.11.12 4:57pm
charlies_hat
Osborne announces plans to nationalise teenage boys wank banks

George Osborne today announced a £100m plan to take teenage boys wank banks into state ownership. More soon...

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simonjmr 22.11.12 4:16pm
arthurminnit
Archbishop forms unlikely pact with Amazon

Following the recent vote on women bishops, the Archbishop of Canterbury the right reverend Maximus Beard has turned to an unlikely ally. After many hours of praying for inspiration about how to...

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Diogenes 22.11.12 4:07pm
Socratic Irony
Pope Benedict XVI launches coffee table book for Christmas

Pope Benedict XVI is to launch his brand new coffee table book, ‘Celibate: A Year of Abstinence for Families and Friends with Benefits’ in time for Christmas. Inspired by Pippa Middleton’s...

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Dick Everyman 22.11.12 3:45pm
Dick Everyman
Turkeys prepare to lobby through the night for Xmas budget reduction 0
cinquecento 22.11.12 3:43pm
cinquecento
'This town is coming like a ghost town', says new BBC Director General 0
custard cream 22.11.12 3:39pm
custard cream
Palestinians bombarded with unsolicited accident compensation texts

Thousands of Palestinians are having their misery of living under perpetual subjugation further compounded by incessant texts telling them they're entitled to compensation for the accident they had...

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Qoxiivi 22.11.12 3:27pm
Cloud computing use responsible for recent UK floods and US superstorm

Metrologists have today published a damning report that blames recent heavy downfalls of rain in the UK and super storm Sandy in the US on the increased use by the public of Cloud computing....

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simonjmr 22.11.12 2:54pm
Midfield Diamond
Gary Barlow Plans To “Stick this CBE up Rylans Arse”

Last night it emerged that Gary Barlow plans to insert his newly bestowed award into the fundament of X-Factor in-house Moron Rylan Clarke during Saturdays live show. “We’ll see what he thinks of...

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brokenearhole 22.11.12 2:12pm
brokenearhole
***Stop Press... Benitez accepts Chelsea long service award...Stop Press*** 0
Tripod 22.11.12 1:26pm
Tripod
Britain to face ‘at least 3 more weeks’ of endless weather warnings.

Much of the Britain is bracing itself tonight after experts predicted that the country was due for another round of interminable news stories about the weather. Following last week’s floods, an...

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TheNewsWalrus 22.11.12 1:24pm
TheNewsWalrus
Water bosses praised for ‘far-sighted’ hosepipe ban

Water companies in England are today being widely praised for their ‘uncanny and far-sighted’ imposition of a hosepipe ban during the summer. “Ooh, thank heavens they were [i]so[/i] ahead of...

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Darkbill 2.0 22.11.12 1:10pm
Perks