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Margaret Thatcher Has Been Respectfully Requested ...

[i]not [/i] to sit up in her coffin and shout "No no [i]no[/i]! That is [i]not[/i] the way this funeral should be organised."...

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Titus 11.04.13 10:57am
Titus
Sellafield Halts Production After Plutonium Contaminated with Asda Corned Beef

Boffins at the Sellafield nuclear reprocessing plant have been told to halt production of nuclear waste after traces of Asda own-brand corned beef were found in a plutonium sample. "The terrifying...

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deceangli 11.04.13 10:43am
deceangli
Daily Mail Sport: Thatcher rises from bench to put Barcelona into semi-finals

The world's best ever football team were struggling last night as unfancied Paris Sans Germans led 1-0 with only a few minutes to go. But despite reports of a serious injury, Messi aka Messiah or...

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Bogbrush 11.04.13 10:05am
Bogbrush
Irish plot attack on funeral procession in Thatcher assassination bid 1
medici2471 11.04.13 9:51am
Titus
Daily Mail editor to be buried in coffin with Thatcher

Life is meaningless without her says Dacre, but I'll be keeping tabs on the paper via mobile phone...

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Bogbrush 11.04.13 9:50am
Bogbrush
Test tube baby pioneer to be buried in glass casket 0
victimms 11.04.13 8:58am
victimms
Sir Paul McCartney tops 'You want to play?? That's rich!' list

Sir Paul McCartney today topped a list of musicians no-one wants to hear any more., A spokesman for The Times, which compiles the annual list, said: 'Let's face it, he can't sing any more, so it's a...

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John Wiltshire 11.04.13 8:51am
Squudge
Shock As Post Submitted to NB Which Is Not SPAM - Allegedly

Buy my Oakley sunglasses, fashion clothes and handbags. (Oops, sorry, that was SPAM after all. My mistake.) Admin staff and website desgner decline to comment...

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Titus 11.04.13 8:35am
Titus
Funeral to be financed with a flat rate community charge 0
Backup Brian 11.04.13 8:34am
Backup Brian
Thatcher wasn't a woman insists Britain's top political climate change denier

Reports of the Thatcher effect are absolute nonsense and there are no scientific backs to back them up at all, said Glenda Jackson, one of Britain's top political climate change deniers, yesterday....

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ronseal 11.04.13 8:20am
ronseal
Richard Branson to introduce "Old Slapper" airlines. Much more soon. 2
Maverick 11.04.13 7:45am
LensCap
NUM Pension Fund set to become majority stakeholder in Thatcher Funeral plc

Bring a big hammer...

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tedweasel 11.04.13 5:59am
tedweasel
At last one last chance for Jimmy Saville to put his cheroot in Thatcher again

as she arrives in Hell...

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burnmybridges 11.04.13 2:10am
burnmybridges
97.5% of men claim that fitter women would increase popularity of women's sport 2
Dick Everyman 10.04.13 11:01pm
Dick Everyman
Ben Elton - still no comment. 7
Paddy Berzinski 10.04.13 10:29pm
Titus
Blair To Pay for His Own Eventual Funeral "Provided It's Bigger Than Thatcher's"

"After all, I mean, look, you know chaps, I was Prime Minister for longer than she was " smirked the former PM yesterday...

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Titus 10.04.13 10:25pm
Titus
Recently declassified facts about Thatcher

Now released under the Freedom of Information Act: • She played maracas on a number of Happy Mondays recordings, for which she was not credited, • Remains prime suspect in Geoffrey Howe’s...

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Newsquelch 10.04.13 10:04pm
LensCap
NB vote:stars for Mrs T as Britain's saviour or no stars for meanest cow ever

dunu dunu dunu dunu derrrr...

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LensCap 10.04.13 10:02pm
Titus
Bronze Statue of Mrs Thatcher fisting Yorkshire miner WILL be taxpayer funded...

More (too) soon...

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Jammydodgers 10.04.13 9:56pm
LensCap
Thatcher "risen from the dead", claim Thatcherites

Just three days after her death, followers of Margaret Thatcher are claiming their leader has come back to life. Unconfirmed reports suggest she has appeared across Britain, still preaching the "good...

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SuburbanDad 10.04.13 9:49pm
LensCap
Man banned from animal park after talking about a shiatsu 0
custard cream 10.04.13 9:28pm
custard cream
Barcelona overtake Roger Federer for number of succesful passes 0
custard cream 10.04.13 8:51pm
custard cream
Fake Dress Designer Fabricated CV. 0
SJM 10.04.13 8:35pm
SJM
OCD Sufferers Urged To Double-Check Symptoms. 0
SJM 10.04.13 8:31pm
SJM
Pioneer of Test tube babies revealed to be a real wanker! 0
irreverendJ 10.04.13 6:46pm
irreverendJ
Bush honoured 0
andhrimnir 10.04.13 5:34pm
andhrimnir
Girl Guides furious at the withdrawal of the Page Three Badge. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 10.04.13 5:31pm
FlashArry
UK "split" over whether Mrs Thatcher was divisive. 1
nickb 10.04.13 5:17pm
Titus
Blair criticises Thatcher death celebrations amid fears same could happen to him 2
Smart Alex 10.04.13 5:00pm
Al OPecia
Superman protests at loss of extraordinary abilities allowance. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 10.04.13 4:46pm
Al OPecia