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Following badger cull, BBC to launch ‘Beaver Watch’ pay-per-view porn channel

License fee set to halve in 6 months...

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farmer giles 04.09.13 8:24pm
Skylarking
"Peace of Syria, piece of Syria" US/UK back in policy lockstep.

No more soon...

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Not Amused 04.09.13 7:19pm
Not Amused
NATO endorses air-strikes during NEATO acceptance speech

whichever one wins will richly deserve it the way things are going...

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GrumpyCat 04.09.13 5:17pm
GrumpyCat
Rooney has a gash. No grannies involved. 0
FOAD 04.09.13 5:15pm
FOAD
"Yes, I'm on the line. Stop making a drama when I call" says Dave Credibility

no more soon ....

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Not Amused 04.09.13 4:50pm
Not Amused
Wasps Get All The Fruit At Picnic Except Ants' Peach

Neat-O. And topical: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/10284497/Beware-Drunk-and-jobless-wasps.html...

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Titus 04.09.13 4:43pm
Titus
Porn in Parliament

MP's deny mass rush to download as much porn as possible before Cameron's Porn Filter comes into effect...

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ionb 04.09.13 4:37pm
Titus
Putin: Russia is not anti-gay, we have a gay old time beating up homosexuals 1
Hooch 04.09.13 4:28pm
Titus
Footballers whose transfers fell through pledge loyalty to current Clubs

In a statement jointly issued on behalf of the players they represent, football agents have asked managers, chairmen and fans to celebrate the loyalty shown by those who didn’t manage to finalise a...

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Midfield Diamond 04.09.13 3:45pm
Midfield Diamond
Dec takes in his partners two faced dog

neat o. if I have to explain it,.. you know the rest...

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Backup Brian 04.09.13 3:29pm
Backup Brian
Gove accuses Widdecombe of having "talking rubbish syndrome"

Michael Gove has hit back at Ann Widdecombe following her criticism of his reaction to the Syria vote in the House of Commons last week., The former Conservative MP and pole dancer, Ann Widdecombe,...

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Not Amused 04.09.13 3:00pm
Flugelbinder
New contest of 70s sitcoms to find worst gay stereotype, Strictly Come Prancing 0
sydalg 04.09.13 2:37pm
sydalg
Man with multiple personality disorder appears on 'Who Do You Think You Aren't?' 0
sydalg 04.09.13 2:36pm
sydalg
Jamie Oliver to release 898 books for Christmas

Following on from the success of his 30 Minute Meals and 15 Minute Meals books, Jamie Oliver is to release another 898 books in time for the lucrative Christmas market. The new titles are as...

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John Wiltshire 04.09.13 2:34pm
John Wiltshire
Resort Rejects Proposed New Attractions For Holidaymakers Except "Dance Beach" 1
Titus 04.09.13 1:54pm
AReader
Daily Mail loves all the Royal Family except Anne's feet

Neato- sorry-o Scrochio...

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Scronnyglonkle 04.09.13 1:53pm
AReader
Ski Report - Austria. All slopes open except Hans' Piste

My first, and probably last, NEAT-O...

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bonjonelson 04.09.13 1:47pm
AReader
Politicians to be sealed in a giant Buble. 2
simonjmr 04.09.13 1:42pm
Flugelbinder
GMB refuses to fund Shadow Cabinet’s 'mid-life crisis'

It will be seen as no coincidence that on the same day it was revealed that Parliamentary annual porn consumption reached 300,000 hits, that the general trade union has chosen to cut its Labour...

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Wrenfoe 04.09.13 1:05pm
Robopop
May to open sanatorium for poorly badgers

Brian May and the Victorian Society have announced a plan to open a sanatorium for badgers riddled with TB. The two are currently seeking a property in Somerset and hope that the move will bring a...

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Coco 04.09.13 12:33pm
Coco
BBC bosses fear the worst as ITV schedule A Touch of Frost 0
medici2471 04.09.13 12:28pm
medici2471
Full details of surprise attack on Syria to be revealed after Congress vote

A spokesman for President Obama has revealed that, following a briefing by the Pentagon, the Whitehouse is considering the importance of the element of surprise for any military action.,...

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gregle 04.09.13 12:03pm
gregle
Inspector Clouseau diagnosed with Foreign Accent Syndrome

Full story here, [url=http://http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23953314]Foreign Accent Syndrome[/url]...

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custard cream 04.09.13 12:02pm
custard cream
Prisoners demand return of death penalty as new prison is to be in Wales

Prisoners who have been given a life tariff are leading calls for the death penalty after the government announced a new "super" prison is to be built in Wales. "Bonkers" Bill McRhino explained; "I...

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apepper 04.09.13 11:59am
apepper
Microsoft buys Betamax...

Microsoft has bought Betamax, hoping to steal a march on more successful rivals such as Apple and Samsung. Having dismissed the internet as “a passing fad”, and countered the threat of tablet...

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Tripod 04.09.13 11:57am
Squudge
Next Labour Government To Send London Bankers Up North

Eee! 'bout time we saw some jobs and brass, up our way, instead of hoarding it all down south...

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Jesse Bigg 04.09.13 11:20am
Jesse Bigg
Ed Balls : "GMB slashing too much too fast...." 1
Backup Brian 04.09.13 11:13am
Scronnyglonkle
Poor Grammar Results In Prolonged Education

Neat-O (honestly.. bear with me) Teachers have been blamed for the poor standards of grammar demonstrated by school leavers. Even the simplest things have seemingly become confusing to pupils, such...

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Flugelbinder 04.09.13 11:12am
Flugelbinder
Insurer of car melted by building admits claim may take a while

The Insurer of the Jaguar that melted in the heat of the 'Walkie Talkie' building's reflection, admitted that it hasn't yet had long enough to find a good reason reason to avoid paying for the loss. ...

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suki 04.09.13 10:45am
Arthur
Floor Based Televisions Result In Lower Viewing Figures

ITV are very keen to stress this will be the reason for the stats once X Factor has progressed to the live shows...

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Flugelbinder 04.09.13 10:14am
Flugelbinder