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| 1 in 3 Welshmen are Dai Abetic report warns. |
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MADJEZ |
10.06.14 11:00am
MADJEZ |
| Sadness at Barrymore suicide attempt. Jeremy Kyle offers some pointers. |
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MADJEZ |
10.06.14 10:59am
MADJEZ |
| People's Republic of England Plans for the People's Republic of England have been given the green light from the super secret Whitehall future planning department.,
With the segregation of Scotland almost complete, the next... |
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MarkEC |
10.06.14 5:56am
MarkEC |
| Gove Says Schools Must Teach British Values Like the 3 S's Scrounging, Skiving and Shagging... |
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Dun Dunkin |
10.06.14 5:54am
Dun Dunkin |
| Pakistan airport attack worse since last week |
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Dumbnews |
10.06.14 12:02am
Dumbnews |
| Blair pledge to eliminate child poverty making progress... ‘My kids won’t starve‘ said Mr Blair yesterday... |
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Robert Koch |
09.06.14 11:11pm
electrelane |
| PM Calls on Lannisters to repeal Tyrions "Barbaric" Death sentence |
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Bigglesworth |
09.06.14 11:08pm
bonjonelson |
| XXL is most popular England Shirt Size Most fans can't do any sport... |
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Dun Dunkin |
09.06.14 8:43pm
Dun Dunkin |
| 'Towel head World Cup 2022' claims are racist says Sepp Blatter |
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custard cream |
09.06.14 8:23pm
custard cream |
| World basks in nostalgia as Walkman manufacturers weigh in over FIFA scandal A warm wave of nostalgia and reverie has engulfed industrialised nations around the world, as the inventors of the Sony Walkman, Sony, have inexplicably issued a statement about the 2022 World Cup.... |
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Skylarking |
09.06.14 8:23pm
Tristan Shout |
| Britain taken over by "culturally isolated" schools linked to extreme wealth A joint Ofsted-MI5 report released today revealed the extent to which Britain is run by former pupils of a shady network of schools. Open only to individuals holding extreme wealth, these... |
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Sir Lupus |
09.06.14 8:16pm
Sir Lupus |
| Guilty gynaecologist puts his hand up |
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Sinnick |
09.06.14 5:38pm
FOAD |
| No Porking Road marking 'Not Spelling Mistake' "People think we mispelt it. It's not No Parking it really is No Porking as we have problems with doggers around here"... |
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Dun Dunkin |
09.06.14 5:21pm
Dun Dunkin |
| National mourning results in roars of laughter |
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Adrian Bamforth |
09.06.14 3:57pm
Underconstruction |
| Tesco’s burger blamed for fall in police dog and horse numbers Animal welfare groups are concerned that government spending cuts may have resulted in an ‘outsourcing’ of police animal units to the fast food sector. During the last year we have seen an 11.6%... |
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Wrenfoe |
09.06.14 3:53pm
Underconstruction |
| Thank-you RIP Mr Rik Mayall The young ones,,
Darling we're the young ones,,
And young ones shouldn't be afraid.
To live, love,
While the flame is strong,,
For we won't be the young ones very long.
Tomorrow,,
Why wait... |
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Underconstruction |
09.06.14 3:44pm
Adrian Bamforth |
| 'Living in a Box' to re-form as 'Living in a Re-cyclable Box' Doorway to Heaven etc... |
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Underconstruction |
09.06.14 3:44pm
Underconstruction |
| Limbless female artist invents the Labia-Doodle |
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Underconstruction |
09.06.14 3:41pm
Underconstruction |
| Harry Potter themed Boy Band "Wand Erection" to tour later this year |
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moanygit |
09.06.14 3:24pm
bonjonelson |
| Cameron acts swiftly to deal with controversial 'anti-homeless spikes' PM David Cameron has launched a ‘practical compassion’ initiative to deal with 'Tramp Studs', the controversial deterrents to rough sleepers in doorways.
A crack squad of Indian fakirs have been... |
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pinxit |
09.06.14 2:52pm
Sinnick |
| London sees spike in number of homeless |
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bookiesfriend |
09.06.14 2:32pm
deceangli |
| Classics buff points out 'You can't have an Islamic Trojan Horse' |
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custard cream |
09.06.14 1:18pm
custard cream |
| Roy Hodgson names Help the Aged as team sponsor. ‘I have been on the lookout for one of these in my size for a long time' said the manager yesterday, sporting his new rain proof jacket with large-print logo and woollen inner lining.,
With the... |
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Robert Koch |
09.06.14 12:51pm
Robert Koch |
| Cameron relegates Gove to the naughty step |
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custard cream |
09.06.14 12:38pm
custard cream |
| OFSTED to put Gove and May in Special Measures. More soon. |
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Al OPecia |
09.06.14 12:21pm
Al OPecia |
| Four year Turing test ends after Clegg reveals he is a 13 year old boy |
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Not Amused |
09.06.14 11:46am
Not Amused |
| Justin Bieber fails Turing Test More to follow... |
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apepper |
09.06.14 11:19am
apepper |
| Bespoke ruler manufacturer put on special measures. |
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Ian Searle |
09.06.14 10:47am
AReader |
| Girls banned and pupils performing strange rituals: Ofsted Eton report published |
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Sir Lupus |
09.06.14 9:49am
Sir Lupus |
| Piers Morgan praying his face is 'really, really evolved' Professional cnut and celebrity botherer Piers Morgan has tweeted his concern regarding recent research which suggests that male facial anatomy has evolved just so it can 'take a punch'.
'What if... |
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RobArmstrong |
09.06.14 9:47am
RobArmstrong |
