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Free transfer for nursery nurse fed up with returning footballer's toys to pram 0
spoole2112 3 years

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David Miliband to donate charisma to hapless brother ("Mr") Ed. 11
dvo4fun 3 years

In a remarkable gesture of public reconcilation, David Miliband has held out a political-life saving olive branch to "[his] pasty faced back-stabbing" younger sibling. A cutting edge surgical...
Cbeebies admits cuts have hit hard as it launches new show 'Nothing Special' 0
flossie mcjava 3 years
Corruption now Greece's Biggest Export 0
apepper 3 years

Corruption has overtaken food and beverages, manufactured goods and petroleum products to become Greece's biggest exported product. "Germany is our biggest customer.", said a Greek government...
Shock And Horror! Cameron And The Rest Of The Tory Party......... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..Can't remember ordinary people...
New EU tea bag regulations 'full of holes' claim lawyers 4
spoole2112 3 years

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Pontypandy Firestation set to close 2
grottymonty 3 years

Fireman Sam and Station Officer Steele have today been issued with 90 day notices as the South Wales Fire Service look to cut expenditure. A spokesman for the SWFA explained, " this was a really...
Circumcision cutbacks: 500 to get the chop. 7
grottymonty 3 years
More employment gloom: Forestry Commission to "Clear out the dead wood" 1
grottymonty 3 years
House price soars 30% at 25 Acacia Avenue 2
3 years

There was positive news for the UK's housing market today, as the estimated price of a 4-bed semi in Woking soared by 30%. The dramatic rise at 25 Acacia Acvenue is being attributed to a new combi...
Advert: Pun plant discovered, grows your prowess naturally 0
witless 3 years

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'Castles in the Sky' build on hold as recession hits Just the Two of Us 0
allmyownstunts 3 years
EU to outlaw use of "air quotes" 1
Ian Searle 3 years

"Air slashes" have already been outlawed after Hilter tried to introduce them with his Nazi salutes, but they may call for the introduction of "air colons", "air ampersands" and "air ellipses"...
Tens of thousands of surgical patients dying needlessly down to cuts 1
witless 3 years

Tens of thousands of patients are dying needlessly after routine home operations because their partners have not been sufficiently trained, leading surgeons warn. A report on the Coalitions flagship...
BBQ sales rise after met office forecasts october snow 0
vertical 3 years

http://tinyurl.com/6bdeczt It can only mean one thing when William Hill are taking bets, sunglasses and garden furniture sales are booming and shoppers are stocking up with beer and sausages, the...
Elgin Marbles to go on Ebay 3
Boutros 3 years

In the latest move to pay off the Greek debt mountain, the entire collection of stones from the Parthenon now residing in the British Museum is to go on Ebay with a 'Buy It Now' thought to be around...
Germaine Greer Hails Saudi Arabia "World Women's Capital" 1
apepper 3 years

Academic and Feminist Germaine Greer has named Saudi Arabia as the most woman friendly country in the world following the retraction of punishment by lashing of a female driver. "Obviously, woman...
Dirty whistle found - working hypothesis flawed 1
Jimbo 3 years

Play on clean as a whistle, article also include bright as a button etc...
Entomologist arrested in restaurant for fly tipping 0
JohnA 3 years
House/Big Issue prices to be linked says Osborne 0
tedweasel 3 years

Chancellor George Osborne today announced plans to regulate the Big Issue price fixing policy which currently exploits thousands of vulnerable homeowners throughout the country. "House prices have...
Worried parents sue Adobe for allowing PDF Files online 6
Perks 3 years

To tenuous??...
NHS Hospital admits “nothing went wrong” 0
3 years

Embarrassed hospital chiefs were today forced to admit that “nothing went tragically wrong” with the care of an elderly Birmingham woman. Her family were said to be “shocked” and are...
UK house prices treading water 0
witless 3 years

buoys up plumbers income...
Metal thieves 'bane of society' claims time traveller 1
Screenie 3 years
Hatchet manufacturer to axe workforce 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Kodak film Labs reports negative growth 0
witless 3 years

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Whip manufacturer announces cut backs 18
Screenie 3 years

Does that work? I got too confused and panicked. Note:, Title was originally:, Reduction in cut backs at Cat o' nine tails testing plant as rope prices sour but changed to current through...
Saudi insurers won't payout on female whiplash claims 4
roybland 3 years
No Policy Change on Use of Date Systems BC and AD claims BBCE 2
medici2471 3 years

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PM bans supermarket plastic bags – knit your own 2
witless 3 years

Britain’s biggest supermarkets and their customers are today given an ultimatum by the Prime Minister, stop using plastic carrier bags and start knitting your own. “During the war years, the...