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Bungling hospital named as Cambridge University NHS Trust

No, it really is...

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antharrison 23.11.12 7:24pm
antharrison
European budget to increase to pay for European budget meeting

European leaders may not be able to agree the latest EU budget after the final bill for the current meeting came through. Although MPs voted for the Prime Minister to fight for a cut to EU funding,...

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Perks 23.11.12 6:43pm
charlies_hat
Dead WW11 carrier Pigeon starts Bird Pun epidemic

Fears increased that the spread of Bird puns has now reached epidemic proportions among headline writers following the discovery of the remains of a WW2 carrier pigeon. Bird Puns are known to be...

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beagle 23.11.12 6:42pm
charlies_hat
Bishop Penis Requirement Causes OED to Add New Definition For Word "Bishopric"

The recent vote won by conservative members of the Church of England requiring that Bishops be males has caused the Church to do some soul searching, and also some searches between the belt and the...

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Supremecourtjester 23.11.12 6:07pm
Supremecourtjester
Office of Fair Trading fed up with swings and roundabouts jokes 0
CulchaVulcha 23.11.12 4:49pm
CulchaVulcha
Cockroach 'still traumatised' after appearing on 'I'm a Celebrity'

A cockroach is still undergoing trauma counselling days after an apalling experience that many are citing as 'a stunt too far'. Despite support from his extended family, many who found themselves in...

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Squudge 23.11.12 4:45pm
Squudge
Widespread disappointment in SW as floods fail to be worst ever

The halcyon days of blaming infrequent weather conditions on global warming appear to be at an end. This year's annual submerging of properties on the Severn flood plain failed to be the worst since...

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grottymonty 23.11.12 4:41pm
steve_l
Jailing Of UK Criminals To Be Outlawed Following EU Ruling

Prisoner's rights organisations were jubilant last night after the European parliament decreed that law breakers in the United Kingdom can no longer be incarcerated as this could be deemed as "cruel...

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Jonny Shlep 23.11.12 4:14pm
Jonny Shlep
Women ‘not man enough’ to be church leaders

Women are going to need to seriously ‘man up’ before they’re given a shot at the top jobs in the church, claims a leading bishop. ‘Women just don’t make great paedophiles, queer bashers or...

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DustyBinLaden 23.11.12 3:42pm
sigmund
Met Police Intelligence Unit takes lead in UK oxymoron poll.

Neat-o but too late I see. Excuse: Currently in USA, six hours adrift of the real time of day...

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weematt 23.11.12 3:05pm
weematt
Sculptor misses out on Alex Ferguson statue unveiling as guide dog gets lost. 0
Gaz 23.11.12 3:03pm
Gaz
Peter Kay fans call him a Southern sell-out after he tells joke about Birmingham 0
Gaz 23.11.12 2:45pm
Gaz
Shockwaves felt at EU budget summit as someone recognises Nick Clegg 0
Gaz 23.11.12 2:41pm
Gaz
The Specials' Terry Hall surprised at BBC Director General appointment

After recent scandals the BBC has decided to appoint the former Specials front Many Terry Hall as it's new Director General. Sir Chris Patten said that Hall had the "It Ain't What You Do (It's the...

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simonjmr 23.11.12 1:15pm
arthurminnit
'Ice Cream' murder woman given Hundreds and Thousands...

Of hours in prison...

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victimms 23.11.12 12:24pm
victimms
EU Budget talks latest: 'I fought Delors and Delors won' concedes Cameron 4
custard cream 23.11.12 12:24pm
ginty
GCHQ Intelligence decipher pigeon code: "I'm hiding from Dastardly and Muttley" 0
charlies_hat 23.11.12 12:04pm
charlies_hat
Twitter announces downtime. Sky News tell journalists not to bother coming in. 0
Gaz 23.11.12 10:14am
Gaz
BBC to be more honest with programme titles

In continuing efforts to restore trust in the BBC, programme makers are looking into the possibility of using titles that more accurately reflect the programme contents. A spokesperson for the BBC...

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Smart Alex 23.11.12 9:55am
Idiot
London Mayor unveils tribute to G20 victim and launches 'Bozza Buggy' scheme

Boris Johnson took the opportunity to kill two birds with one stone today when he unveiled a plaque to victim of 'police mismanagement', Ian Tomlinson, and launched a wheelchair version of his...

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pinxit 23.11.12 9:42am
pinxit
Millionaire-rage error as B&Q boss is packed flat

A drug rehab worker from Slough is facing a charge of assaulting Martyn Phillips, the CEO of DIY retail giant B&Q. “Martyn spent a few days with us filming our work and I’d recognized him...

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dvo4fun 23.11.12 9:36am
Yikes
Prisoners react badly to loss of voting rights

Parliament’s decision to refuse MPs the right to vote has been met with disappointment among the ranks of the serving prisoner population. The prime minister announced that the UK took the view...

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fernandomando 23.11.12 9:08am
dvo4fun
Turmoil as Supreme Governor of the Church of England revealed to be a woman 0
pinxit 23.11.12 8:59am
pinxit
Britain to upgrade to French style EU membership, where you get to ignore rules 0
ronseal 23.11.12 1:32am
ronseal
Lord Pattern backs Lord Hall in helping BBC recover from Lord McAlpine row. 0
bonjonelson 22.11.12 11:15pm
bonjonelson
Patten denies new BBC Director General 'appointed by Abramovich' claim 1
custard cream 22.11.12 10:56pm
seymour totti
Lord McAlpine wins Twitter Trender 2012 Award 2
custard cream 22.11.12 10:24pm
Squudge
Click HERE to libel Lord McAlpine 0
Gaz 22.11.12 10:13pm
Gaz
English Channel island 'proven not to exist'

A large island long believed to be located in the English Channel a few miles off the county of Hampshire and separated from the mainland by a strait called the Solent, does not exist, according to...

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roybland 22.11.12 10:11pm
roybland
Newsbiscuit pays undisclosed damages to 80s pop star. Editor to step down. 0
MADJEZ 22.11.12 8:52pm
MADJEZ