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| Tesco Jumbo sausages investigated after elephant goes missing from zoo |
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Son of Barnabas |
16.01.13 10:10am
Son of Barnabas |
| Newsbiscuit combines all Writers Room Tesco stories into one v funny front-pager Just a thought :-)... |
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flyerblade |
16.01.13 9:56am
Dick Everyman |
| Cameron prepares for key European speech on Friday http://dogbins.co.uk/download/pictures/Grit_&_Salt_Bins/PTB-6Shovel.jpg... |
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Dick Everyman |
16.01.13 9:55am
Dick Everyman |
| French outrage at contaminated meat French horsemeat has now been found to contain traces of British Beef, so naturally the French have banned all imports from the UK until "le weekend"... |
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rogerg |
16.01.13 9:51am
rogerg |
| tesco burgers gave me the trots |
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godly1966 |
16.01.13 9:33am
godly1966 |
| ‘Saddle of beef’ in product recall for containing real saddle... |
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Tripod |
16.01.13 9:19am
Tripod |
| Gove gives go-ahead for Fagin Free School Following a successful application to the Department of Education, the Fagin Free School, will open in the London Borough of Walthamstow next September.
The school will be run by parents and... |
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Dick Everyman |
16.01.13 9:12am
Dick Everyman |
| Tesco to introduce new alcoholic beverage Red Rum
Ithangyou... |
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Rootin Tootin |
16.01.13 9:10am
Rootin Tootin |
| Robert Redford starts work on new film "The Burger Whisperer" |
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Son of Barnabas |
16.01.13 9:07am
Son of Barnabas |
| Boris offers to "go sort out Mali" after hearing about problems with toe-rags. |
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bonjonelson |
16.01.13 8:50am
Jesse Bigg |
| Tesco "gobsmacked" to find anything as palatable as horse-meat in their burgers. Following news that horse-meat has been found in their ‘economy’ beefburgers, Richard Brawn, Tesco's Head of Customer Appeasement, expressed his surprise. “The standard inventory of ingedients,... |
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Tripod |
16.01.13 8:50am
Tripod |
| Norwegian Train Cleaner Steals A Whole Train..... Why? "Cos I've just cleaned this!"... |
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Jesse Bigg |
16.01.13 8:46am
Jesse Bigg |
| Horses meet at Tesco - a tragic love story More soon I felt left out not posting something about tesco and our equine DNA stsrters... |
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Not Amused |
16.01.13 8:21am
Not Amused |
| Do you want fries with that? Neigh.
I'm dead funny, me... |
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JonnyJP |
16.01.13 8:16am
JonnyJP |
| Tesco To Change It's Name To..... .Testicles... |
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Jesse Bigg |
16.01.13 8:08am
Jesse Bigg |
| Tesco investigation moves to France as frog and snail DNA found in fish fingers |
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flyerblade |
16.01.13 8:08am
flyerblade |
| Tesco guarantees new 'Finest Soylent' range burgers will be horse meat free |
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flyerblade |
16.01.13 7:50am
flyerblade |
| Tesco admit selling French beef |
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Perks |
16.01.13 7:36am
button |
| Tesco to investigate presence of meat in burgers |
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TerribleTim |
16.01.13 7:31am
TerribleTim |
| Tesco introduce Jockey Clubcard |
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medici2471 |
16.01.13 7:29am
medici2471 |
| No pig DNA found in Tesco pork sausages |
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medici2471 |
16.01.13 7:10am
medici2471 |
| Administrator Deloitte hopes to sell HMV - on eBay or Amazon, possibly Gumtree |
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antharrison |
16.01.13 7:07am
Squudge |
| "Dreamliner mishaps just an excuse to use the inflatabale chutes", says Boeing |
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Dumbnews |
16.01.13 7:06am
Squudge |
| Beef found in French horse burgers |
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Dick Everyman |
16.01.13 7:03am
Dick Everyman |
| Tesco's 'every litter helps' plea welcomed by animal rescue centres |
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tedweasel |
16.01.13 5:43am
tedweasel |
| Tesco launches new luxury range of burgers with No Added Shergar |
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ronseal |
16.01.13 12:08am
Lens Cap |
| Shergar to play bit part in new telco advert Tesco today revealed they had signed Shergar to play a bit part in a new advert... |
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tonyhill |
15.01.13 10:58pm
Lens Cap |
| Government warns Isle of Wight residents not to worship snow |
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SJM |
15.01.13 10:51pm
SJM |
| Easyjet to charge Christian passengers "crucifix tax". More soon. |
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dominic_mcg |
15.01.13 10:22pm
dominic_mcg |
| Araucaria: "No morose chum ton" (Anag. 3,4,4,4). |
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Al OPecia |
15.01.13 10:20pm
Mandy Lifeboat |
