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Man in dress says gay marriage is wrong 0
grumblechops 3 years
UN worried about "alarming amount of annorexic kids" in Africa 3
paddyparkinson 3 years

Paying off the huge amounts of debts African countries have to western nations, isn't the only problem they have. Health watchdogs have noticed that a large number of kids in African countries are...

Cambridge Council hails success of drive-through brothel ‘Park & Ride’ scheme. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
Queen to encourage 'colourful working class characters' to front Diamond Jubilee 0
roybland 3 years

The Queen wants colourful working class characters to play a prominent role in celebrating her Diamond Jubilee, say Palace insiders. 'Her Majesty was greatly taken by Barbara Windsor's (no relation)...

Stelios announces new combined brothel and taxi service, 'Easy Come, Easy Go' 0
Immunis 3 years
Incidents involving Elephants on Trampolines have "gone through the roof". 2
seymour totti 3 years
Harry Redknapp denies link to Monkees vacancy 0
The Nage 3 years
Sat Nav summit cancelled after no-one arrived. More soon. 0
malgor 3 years
Average White Band finally agree to stop going round again 2
grottymonty 3 years

go on, sing along...

Tories plan to match economy of Brazilians by trimming pubic sector 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Entire Twisted Sister back catalogue stolen by crap metal thieves. 2
The Nage 3 years
Workshy benefit scroungers form protest movement 'Occupy Weatherspoons' 1
The Nage 3 years
Failed undercover London cop "Just a muppet on a sting" 0
dvo4fun 3 years

more later...

Support rallies around Chris Tappin in "ageing grandfather show of solidarity" 2
ianrbland 3 years

"He can't possibly have done anything wrong - he's an ageing grey haired grandfather. By definition he must be completely innocent of any wrongdoing - I should know!" said Mr. Mugabe, offering his...

Fears Americans don't get alliteration on 'Super Tuesday' 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Tesco to launch Homeopathic Petrol as part of Value range 0
grottymonty 3 years

As fuel prices continue to soar, Tesco are to extend their Value range to the fuel pump. Head of Value Brand Promotions, Barry Pullover explained, "Obviously, we've been diluting our petrol with all...

BBC launch new nature documentary 'Gay Pride' 4
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

The BBC today announced the launch of a new and controversial documentary entitled 'Gay Pride'. The six-part series will follow in the mincing footsteps of gay lions in the heart of Africa. In a...

Chelsea manager's office fitted with revolving door. More managers soon. 0
ianrbland 3 years
Research shows 'Less' is not 'More'. Less later. 0
ianrbland 3 years
iPhone reviewers gear up for 'higher than usual' demand for superlatives. 0
ianrbland 3 years
British Olympic handshaking ban makes life difficult for relay race team. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

To you, to me...

New 'DIY Office Balconies' instant hit as Global Warming considered 'trendy' 1
theadministrator 3 years

The UK market leader for DIY products, B&Q, has reported record profits for the current tax year. When questioned on productivity, B&Q's CEO Martyn Phillips, suggested that the popularity of...

Brian Blessed was an unwise choice to voice UXB training robot, concede MOD 0
simonjmr 3 years

The Ministry of Defence (MOD) has today conceded that its Multi-million pound programme to develop a robotic bomb disposal trainer has been a huge failure. Root cause anaylsis has been condicted...

Newly discovered "Super cave system" linked to pot-hole on A34. More soon. 0
ianrbland 3 years
South African rugby player sacked for thinking outside the Boks 1
cinquecento 3 years
Sep Blatter urges Team GB to reconsider avoiding handshakes advice 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Eurostar travel misery ‘heartbreaking’ sob tearful UK commuters 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
MPs ‘looking after their own’ concern as firms paid to employ ex-prisoners 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
House prices fell in Feb from ‘frankly outrageous’ to ‘scarcely believable’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Police raid Edinburgh Woollen Mill in hunt for tweedophiles 0
The Nage 3 years