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| Kate falls out with Charles as he insists on homeopathic pain relief More soon I want the reporters off my cycle route... |
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Not Amused | 21.07.13 11:02am Not Amused |
| Cameron demands internet providers block images of Boris Johnson. More soon. | 0 | |
Al OPecia | 21.07.13 10:52am Al OPecia |
| Batman/Superman combo tops the "w**k-bank" Teenage boys throughout the known world have been fervently tearing down posters of buxom Katy Perry, to make way for images of the forthcoming film devoted to the "Man of Steel" & "The Caped... |
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Wrenfoe | 21.07.13 10:42am Wrenfoe |
| Dyslexic outrage in Islamic community as US bomb Great Barrier Reef "molluscs" More later... |
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Wrenfoe | 21.07.13 10:00am Wrenfoe |
| Baby Tweets "Go Away And Leave Me Alone. I'm Quite Happy Where I Am, Thank You" | 0 | |
Titus | 21.07.13 9:31am Titus |
| Baby Delay Due To Storks' Strike & Gooseberry Bush Clearances Allegedly. More (or at least [i]something[/i]) soon we hope... |
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Titus | 21.07.13 9:21am Titus |
| PRISM unfollows Ricky Gervais In a move that has created zero impact in the Twitter world but significant surprise in the Intelligence gathering community, the NSA's data mining program has ceased to monitor the multi-award... |
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Wrenfoe | 21.07.13 9:00am Wrenfoe |
| French Abandon Cycle Racing as National Sport Following nearly 30 years of failure to win their own major national sporting event, and folowing the particular humiliation of the event being won two years is succession by riders from, of all... |
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Titus | 21.07.13 7:58am Titus |
| Successful Cover-Up By News Media Of Birth Of Royal Baby News hacks have sucessfully managed so far to keep totally secret the successful birth of a happy, healthy, bouncing new royal baby more than three days ago. "We didn't want to eclipse news of... |
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Titus | 21.07.13 7:34am Titus |
| Man Tries To Eat His Way Out Of Belmarsh Prison A man who cannot be named for legal reasons but who is believed to be one of two men currently preparing to assist the courts with the trial and conviction of the killers of soldier Lee Rigby has... |
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Titus | 21.07.13 7:16am Squudge |
| It's a girl! You read it on NewsBiscuit first ... |
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Arthur | 21.07.13 12:52am Arthur |
| Lindo Wing surrounded by obstetricians cunningly disguised as press reporters (But sober) ... |
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Arthur | 21.07.13 12:49am Arthur |
| William Hill giving 14:1 on royal baby being white | 4 | |
Arthur | 20.07.13 10:25pm Jesus H |
| St Mary's Hospital Staff Beg Hacks To Stop Singing 'Why Are We Waiting?' "The continual slow handclapping is beginning to get on our tits a bit as well" complained a senior obstetric consultant. But the landlord of nearby pub the Fountains Abbey said "Nah, no worries... |
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Titus | 20.07.13 9:50pm Arthur |
| get off Sponge | 6 | |
sponge finger | 20.07.13 9:15pm bonjonelson |
| Quasimodo orders whisky - 'The Bells, the Bells' | 0 | |
Smart Alex | 20.07.13 9:09pm Smart Alex |
| New Korean joke: I say, my dog's got no tongue. How does it taste? Delicious! | 0 | |
Smart Alex | 20.07.13 9:07pm Smart Alex |
| New motorcycle gets you faster to where you shouldn't be | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 20.07.13 8:49pm Dumbnews |
| Alas Smith | 7 | |
beau-jolly | 20.07.13 7:55pm Sinnick |
| China discovers new source of energy by setting fire to country | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 20.07.13 6:45pm Dumbnews |
| 'Boomerang kids' to post reviews of home on Tripadvisor A new version of Tripadvisor is to be launched, enabling adult children who return to the parental home - so-called 'boomerang kids' - to write critical reviews of the services provided by their... |
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Clarky | 20.07.13 5:11pm Clarky |
| Alcoholism Shows Women Not Quite As Equal As They Like to Try To Pretend much to the fury of all the ranting feminists. "Oi, you, you with the teshticles - are you lookin' at my pint? [hic] I'll bloody shlap you, you chauvinissh chivinaus schauv sauvignon " [falls... |
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Titus | 20.07.13 4:38pm FlashArry |
| EDL throw bottles at The Police, Sting uninjured Full bottles later... |
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virtuallywill | 20.07.13 2:32pm virtuallywill |
| Ramadan TV Specials As it's the holy month of Ramadan and to get everyone in the spirit, TV companies have announced a series of specially themed programmes, including: Ready, Steady, Don't Cook, a lighthearted... |
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custard cream | 20.07.13 1:24pm custard cream |
| MP's Vote for Pay Cut In an unprecedented move last week, MP’s voted unanimously for a 5% cut in salary and a cap on other benefits to be implemented with immediate effect. All MP’s including the Prime Minister and... |
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Scarlett productions | 20.07.13 12:35pm Scarlett productions |
| Fears Royal baby may miss first term at Eton | 1 | |
sydalg | 20.07.13 12:18pm Lindy Moone |
| Experienced proctologist can tell emotion from shemotion | 1 | |
sydalg | 20.07.13 10:01am deskpilot3 |
| Bert Trautmann shrugs off death to keep goal for Manchester pub team .. might expand later .... |
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Yikes | 20.07.13 9:41am Squudge |
| "Authoritarian" Cameron slammed for confiscating Clegg's shoes | 0 | |
sydalg | 20.07.13 9:18am sydalg |
| Report reveals G4S failed vital pre-Olympic "piss-up in brewery" test | 0 | |
sydalg | 20.07.13 9:17am sydalg |
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