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Feral Poor Living in London Sewers

Some of Britain's underclass are choosing to flee to the capital's sewer system for a better life. Mr Jackson and his family moved down seven years ago when he was made unemployed and subsequently...

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Atomised 01.03.14 8:52pm
Atomised
Predictable headline writer in Ukraine bumscratch 0
GingerClive 01.03.14 8:49pm
GingerClive
Russian invasion would infringe US/UK copyright

Prime Minister David Cameron has sent a stark warning to the Russian ambassador to London, saying that any military intervention in the Ukraine would be in serious breach of international law, could...

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Wrenfoe 01.03.14 8:39pm
Squudge
Isle of Wight Mars Mission On Track. Other Confectionery to Follow 0
deceangli 01.03.14 6:22pm
deceangli
Pardew confirms he is a "nutter" in clash with player 0
GingerClive 01.03.14 5:59pm
GingerClive
Britain votes for Kent to leave the EU

Merkel said to be 'unperturbed'...

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Electrelane 01.03.14 5:13pm
Electrelane
Guantanamo prisoner awarded expert status after 10,000 hours in captivity 3
Underconstruction 01.03.14 4:37pm
deceangli
Final parting of the ways! Trump's toupee is Morgan's replacement

CNN has moved quickly to replace catastrophically abysmal failure, Piers Morgan, with a new host for its nightly prime time chat show, and at a press conference last night introduced Morgan's...

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Duff 01.03.14 4:12pm
Duff
Captain Birdseye quietly agrees to step down after allegations of fish-fingering 0
sydalg 01.03.14 3:28pm
sydalg
Bomb suspect cancels 'Party in the Park' homecoming 0
Underconstruction 01.03.14 2:56pm
Underconstruction
Hague denies sabre rattling "We have no sabre to rattle"

Sabre to be borrowed later...

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virtuallywill 01.03.14 2:54pm
Ironduke
Plaid Cymru take to the streets of Cardigan in homespun knitwear 0
Ironduke 01.03.14 12:49pm
Ironduke
Man in Balaclava Seen in Balaclava 1
BewsNiscuit 01.03.14 12:46pm
Ironduke
Badgers vow to return 'more powerful than you can possibly imagine' 6
Smart Alex 01.03.14 11:01am
Al OPecia
Okayish pudding was "Medioca".

Thanks to Ironduke...

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Al OPecia 01.03.14 10:40am
Ironduke
Noddy Holder tipped for Oscar in twelve years a slade

More soon ...

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Scronnyglonkle 01.03.14 10:10am
virtuallywill
"Tera Scotia" Army Unearthed

Archaeologists from the University of Strathwhinnie have today announced the amazing discovery of what has to be the "lost" mythical army of "Tera Scotia". The Tera Scotia Army consists of thousands...

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BewsNiscuit 01.03.14 10:03am
BewsNiscuit
Skeletons Announce Formation of USkIP

Bin all gays. Ditch floods. Tomorrow zer vorld!...

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BewsNiscuit 01.03.14 8:50am
BewsNiscuit
Vladimir Putin denies being former Butlin's Holiday 'camp' redcoat 0
irreverendJ 01.03.14 8:50am
irreverendJ
"Skeletons? This Party Has Piles" Admits Farage

More out of the cupbard revelations soon!...

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BewsNiscuit 01.03.14 8:20am
Titus
Psychopathic Killer Dennehy 'Great Step Forward For Equality' Say Feminists 0
Titus 01.03.14 8:18am
Titus
Somerset Folk Eat Seaweed 'Not For Health - There's Just No Other Crop Left'. 0
Titus 01.03.14 8:13am
Titus
Rosemary West's application to join UKIP mysteriously turned down 1
irreverendJ 01.03.14 8:08am
Titus
Dyslexic homeopath slaughters twelve at same-sex wedding 0
jamsieoconnor 01.03.14 7:55am
jamsieoconnor
Germany Sends Troops To Scotland Ahead Of British EU Membership Referendum

Angela Merkel's visit "Absolutely not for military reconnaissance"...

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Titus 01.03.14 7:52am
Titus
Trainful of English people speak Romanian to avoid Farage. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 01.03.14 7:47am
ginty
Russian troops in Ukraine 'on holiday'.

Vladimir Putin has spoken out to allay fears of a Russian invasion of Ukraine by revealing that the 2,000 troops who arrived at the Crimean capital, Simferopol, were all off-duty and simply taking...

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Boutros 01.03.14 7:40am
irreverendJ
Man finds old friend without using facebook 0
Dumbnews 01.03.14 6:46am
Dumbnews
Ronnie Biggs "turning in his grave" at decline of English on trains 0
sydalg 01.03.14 1:30am
sydalg
Scotland could become another Ukraine if they Vote No

Without the stability of Westminster, Scotland could easily descend into 'civil war' warn those who support the No vote...

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Dun Dunkin 28.02.14 11:34pm
AReader