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| BP shares slip on patch of oil | 0 |  |
edward hack | 2 years |
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'John Barnes rap is one letter short of the truth' say humanitarians Xbox to bring out regional version for north east gamers - The Sweatbox... |
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| England disappointed World Cup doesn't involve football on Xbox | 0 | |
Mrblacker | 2 years |
| South African Syllable Police anticipate mass World Cup arrests | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 2 years |
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“Our boys are pripared” says Werne Van Klopp of the Syllable Police “we av sin these soccer fans comin to our beloved Sarth Ifrika and order must be maintained. We anticipate nah problem vrom... |
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| Thousands gutted to learn that Hyperbole is not a Football game | 0 | |
euankitson | 2 years |
| Wayne Rooney South African Odyssey - A Blog of but one half. | 0 | |
thisisall1word | 2 years |
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10th June 2010, Yellow Cards: 0 (of course! not played yet), Sins: 2 (large Gin and Tonic and a spiced apple cake - v nice - but did extra laps and a few more lengths of the pool so maybe evened... |
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| Apple sales soar in The City, even the Bank tube announcer says "Mind the iGap" | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 2 years |
| Idiots' joy at UN ruling that countries should write their names on their flags | 5 | |
The Paper Ostrich | 2 years |
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Stupid people have said they are 'relieved and delighted' by a UN agreement requiring countries to write their names in big letters on their flags. The ruling follows years of campaigning... |
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| USA - England match to be decided by diplomatic talks, says Obama | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 2 years |
| Bruce Willis and Whoopie Goldberg to team up in latest movie... | 4 | |
Iamthestig | 2 years |
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"Old Habits Die Hard!"... |
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| Underdog world cup teams set hopes high for a goalless match | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 2 years |
| Obama proposes FIFA's red card system be replaced with tribunals | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 2 years |
| Afghan pregnancy rate soars as UK bomb experts neutralise thousands of IUDs | 0 | |
pinxit | 2 years |
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'Ooops' say M.O.D... |
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| IPhone release World Cup app that translates players swear words | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 2 years |
| Hamas rejects Israel-approved snack foods for not including Hummus | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 2 years |
| Man who laid turf in front room "unlikely to lay anything else", say friends | 3 | |
rickwestwell | 2 years |
| Popular Singer to Be Cast As Princess Of Wales in Biopic | 0 | |
Svendo | 2 years |
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Dido is Lady Di in Dodi and Di: The Day They Died... |
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| After hopping in March and skipping in April, China exports jump in May. | 0 | |
Basil_B | 2 years |
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Look out for a long jump in June... |
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| Physicists who 'burst bubble mystery' now working on 'popping cherry' | 3 | |
Rorschach | 2 years |
| Chicken Walks Backwards | 0 | |
Jesse Bigg | 2 years |
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A Wakefield, West Yorkshire woman says that her chicken, called Rita, only walks backwards., When asked how she felt about it, she replied 'Well, it'll soon be Christmas then.'... |
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| New automated Bob Crow will revolutionise business | 0 | |
StoopyDeGunt | 2 years |
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SWP Productions has unveiled the new, intelligent Bob Crow 2.0, an automated system which could, quite literally, revolutionise business. Unlike previous revolutionary business technology, Crow 2.0... |
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| Cuts Latest: Wales and Scotland to close with immediate effect | 4 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
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Northern Ireland to be debated a little... |
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| New residence prompts speculation of monarchy takeover bid | 1 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
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Details of a new formal residence for Her Majesty the Queen have been released today in a statement made by heir apparent, the Prince of Wales. According to Prince Charles, the Queen will shortly be... |
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| Man mistakenly pronounced dead whilst making chilli con carne | 0 | |
Iamthestig | 2 years |
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Paramedics where unable to find a pulse So sorry for this... |
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| Housewife to Sue Cillit Bang after dirt came back | 1 | |
Iamthestig | 2 years |
| US and UK condemn Mexico over the state of their Gulf | 0 | |
edward hack | 2 years |
| World's newest leather shoe briefly discovered on end of Clarks production line | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
| World Cup latest. USA 5, England 0 (HT) | 2 | |
Ostsee | 2 years |
| World's oldest leather shoe found in Little Chef beef curry. More soon. | 1 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
| England agree to throw opening game to appease U.S over oil slick | 0 | |
Basil_B | 2 years |
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'We're also throwing in a bung so large it will fill their bloody leak in one hit' said a flustered F.A. Spokesman David Davies. 'Next time theres a friendly fire incident out in Afghanistan we want... |
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| Church congregation smashes windows on sink council estate. | 0 | |
Stan Laurel | 2 years |
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