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| Following badger cull, BBC to launch ‘Beaver Watch’ pay-per-view porn channel License fee set to halve in 6 months... |
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farmer giles | 04.09.13 8:24pm Skylarking |
| "Peace of Syria, piece of Syria" US/UK back in policy lockstep. No more soon... |
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Not Amused | 04.09.13 7:19pm Not Amused |
| NATO endorses air-strikes during NEATO acceptance speech whichever one wins will richly deserve it the way things are going... |
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GrumpyCat | 04.09.13 5:17pm GrumpyCat |
| Rooney has a gash. No grannies involved. | 0 | |
FOAD | 04.09.13 5:15pm FOAD |
| "Yes, I'm on the line. Stop making a drama when I call" says Dave Credibility no more soon .... |
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Not Amused | 04.09.13 4:50pm Not Amused |
| Wasps Get All The Fruit At Picnic Except Ants' Peach Neat-O. And topical: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/10284497/Beware-Drunk-and-jobless-wasps.html... |
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Titus | 04.09.13 4:43pm Titus |
| Porn in Parliament MP's deny mass rush to download as much porn as possible before Cameron's Porn Filter comes into effect... |
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ionb | 04.09.13 4:37pm Titus |
| Putin: Russia is not anti-gay, we have a gay old time beating up homosexuals | 1 | |
Hooch | 04.09.13 4:28pm Titus |
| Footballers whose transfers fell through pledge loyalty to current Clubs In a statement jointly issued on behalf of the players they represent, football agents have asked managers, chairmen and fans to celebrate the loyalty shown by those who didn’t manage to finalise a... |
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Midfield Diamond | 04.09.13 3:45pm Midfield Diamond |
| Dec takes in his partners two faced dog neat o. if I have to explain it,.. you know the rest... |
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Backup Brian | 04.09.13 3:29pm Backup Brian |
| Gove accuses Widdecombe of having "talking rubbish syndrome" Michael Gove has hit back at Ann Widdecombe following her criticism of his reaction to the Syria vote in the House of Commons last week., The former Conservative MP and pole dancer, Ann Widdecombe,... |
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Not Amused | 04.09.13 3:00pm Flugelbinder |
| New contest of 70s sitcoms to find worst gay stereotype, Strictly Come Prancing | 0 | |
sydalg | 04.09.13 2:37pm sydalg |
| Man with multiple personality disorder appears on 'Who Do You Think You Aren't?' | 0 | |
sydalg | 04.09.13 2:36pm sydalg |
| Jamie Oliver to release 898 books for Christmas Following on from the success of his 30 Minute Meals and 15 Minute Meals books, Jamie Oliver is to release another 898 books in time for the lucrative Christmas market. The new titles are as... |
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John Wiltshire | 04.09.13 2:34pm John Wiltshire |
| Resort Rejects Proposed New Attractions For Holidaymakers Except "Dance Beach" | 1 | |
Titus | 04.09.13 1:54pm AReader |
| Daily Mail loves all the Royal Family except Anne's feet Neato- sorry-o Scrochio... |
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Scronnyglonkle | 04.09.13 1:53pm AReader |
| Ski Report - Austria. All slopes open except Hans' Piste My first, and probably last, NEAT-O... |
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bonjonelson | 04.09.13 1:47pm AReader |
| Politicians to be sealed in a giant Buble. | 2 | |
simonjmr | 04.09.13 1:42pm Flugelbinder |
| GMB refuses to fund Shadow Cabinet’s 'mid-life crisis' It will be seen as no coincidence that on the same day it was revealed that Parliamentary annual porn consumption reached 300,000 hits, that the general trade union has chosen to cut its Labour... |
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Wrenfoe | 04.09.13 1:05pm Robopop |
| May to open sanatorium for poorly badgers Brian May and the Victorian Society have announced a plan to open a sanatorium for badgers riddled with TB. The two are currently seeking a property in Somerset and hope that the move will bring a... |
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Coco | 04.09.13 12:33pm Coco |
| BBC bosses fear the worst as ITV schedule A Touch of Frost | 0 | |
medici2471 | 04.09.13 12:28pm medici2471 |
| Full details of surprise attack on Syria to be revealed after Congress vote A spokesman for President Obama has revealed that, following a briefing by the Pentagon, the Whitehouse is considering the importance of the element of surprise for any military action.,... |
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gregle | 04.09.13 12:03pm gregle |
| Inspector Clouseau diagnosed with Foreign Accent Syndrome Full story here, [url=http://http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23953314]Foreign Accent Syndrome[/url]... |
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custard cream | 04.09.13 12:02pm custard cream |
| Prisoners demand return of death penalty as new prison is to be in Wales Prisoners who have been given a life tariff are leading calls for the death penalty after the government announced a new "super" prison is to be built in Wales. "Bonkers" Bill McRhino explained; "I... |
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apepper | 04.09.13 11:59am apepper |
| Microsoft buys Betamax... Microsoft has bought Betamax, hoping to steal a march on more successful rivals such as Apple and Samsung. Having dismissed the internet as “a passing fad”, and countered the threat of tablet... |
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Tripod | 04.09.13 11:57am Squudge |
| Next Labour Government To Send London Bankers Up North Eee! 'bout time we saw some jobs and brass, up our way, instead of hoarding it all down south... |
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Jesse Bigg | 04.09.13 11:20am Jesse Bigg |
| Ed Balls : "GMB slashing too much too fast...." | 1 | |
Backup Brian | 04.09.13 11:13am Scronnyglonkle |
| Poor Grammar Results In Prolonged Education Neat-O (honestly.. bear with me) Teachers have been blamed for the poor standards of grammar demonstrated by school leavers. Even the simplest things have seemingly become confusing to pupils, such... |
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Flugelbinder | 04.09.13 11:12am Flugelbinder |
| Insurer of car melted by building admits claim may take a while The Insurer of the Jaguar that melted in the heat of the 'Walkie Talkie' building's reflection, admitted that it hasn't yet had long enough to find a good reason reason to avoid paying for the loss. ... |
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suki | 04.09.13 10:45am Arthur |
| Floor Based Televisions Result In Lower Viewing Figures ITV are very keen to stress this will be the reason for the stats once X Factor has progressed to the live shows... |
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Flugelbinder | 04.09.13 10:14am Flugelbinder |
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