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Death of Great Train Robber leaves field open to train operators

The death of Bruce Reynolds, the man who planned the £2.6m Great Train Robbery in 1963, has left the field wide open to the train operators, say the British Transport Police. The boss of the...

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roybland 01.03.13 2:12pm
charlies_hat
Huhne thought they were Tesco points; Eastleigh bi-election a mistake 0
sydalg 01.03.13 2:04pm
sydalg
Ex pontiff to star in new mountineering TV show "Pope on rope" 0
Scronnyglonkle 01.03.13 1:49pm
Scronnyglonkle
Joseph Ratzinger settling in on his first day as Anti-Christ 0
medici2471 01.03.13 1:31pm
medici2471
Ex-Pope joins Salvation Army 0
Loundshay 01.03.13 11:42am
Loundshay
Osborne: "Bail-out Banks will return to private sector as soon as losses end"

more later...

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dvo4fun 01.03.13 11:35am
Sinnick
"What goes around, comes around", say Choristers as Pope gets ring smashed.

too graphic?...

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pbramwell 01.03.13 11:30am
Slante Dangle
Clowns still more popular than comedians in Eastleigh 0
Nowherefast 01.03.13 11:14am
Nowherefast
Saville County of Main Residence To Be Destroyed

Yorkshire, the county where disgraced child molester and TV personality Jimmy Saville lived for most of his life, is to be demolished later this month. The demolition process will act as a...

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thisisall1word 01.03.13 11:10am
Oxbridge
Cardinals blamed as drunk Benedict appears at Eastleigh count as Christian Party 0
Not Amused 01.03.13 10:55am
Not Amused
Don't look at me, says Mary Evans, as O'Farrell loses deposit 0
Oxbridge 01.03.13 10:27am
Oxbridge
Embarrassment in Vatican as Pope turns up for work as usual 0
sydalg 01.03.13 10:15am
sydalg
Eastleigh: UKIP halts march of Elvis Loves Pets Party

UKIP was this morning being blamed for the failure of the Elvis Loves Pets Party (ELPP) to win the Eastleigh by-election. The party's leader David Bishop said that without the intervention of UKIP,...

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roybland 01.03.13 9:47am
roybland
Benedict comments on loss of infallibility; 'I think I've made a mistake...' 1
charlies_hat 01.03.13 9:39am
sydalg
Eastleigh by-election result - Grillo "gutted". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 01.03.13 9:33am
Al OPecia
Eastleigh Labour candidate to 'spend more time with his website' 1
DustyBinLaden 01.03.13 9:15am
Yikes
Ewe Tube

New porn site about sheep established...

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Quaz 01.03.13 9:08am
Sinnick
Government to introduce compulsory driving tests for all back seat drivers. 0
flossie mcjava 01.03.13 8:56am
flossie mcjava
Porn industry watchdog claimed £47 000 in Kleenex expenses 1
sydalg 01.03.13 8:55am
shaggy
South African Police Advised to Replace Death Penalty With Parking Fines 0
Titus 01.03.13 8:32am
Titus
Swivel-Eyed Party Comes Fourth at Eastleigh; UKIP Come Second. 0
Titus 01.03.13 8:30am
Titus
Benitez Criticizes Decision To Hire Him

The decision to appoint Rafa Benitez as Chelsea manager has been slammed by Chelsea manager Rafa Benitez 'anyone who looked at my track record should have seen how disastrous this choice would turn...

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Hooch 01.03.13 1:27am
Hooch
Ant and Dec Named as Pope

It came as no surprise that Ant and Dec were today named as the new Pope. The one on the left said, “it was the next natural step for us, given that we are already more famous than God”. The...

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Vicky Stewarts 01.03.13 1:19am
Titus
Savile Row for Name Change?

In a sign of the continuing fall-out from the Jimmy Savile scandal, a change of name for London’s Savile Row is being mooted. Clive Macintosh, chair of the trade association Savile Manufactories...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 01.03.13 12:13am
Squudge
Tescos CEO defends horse extract found in Momentum petrol

In a recent statement, Tescos CEO Brian E Littlehelps staunchly defended the recent finding of horse extract in the upmarket petrol brand Momentum. Down-to-earth Brian is quoted as saying “I always...

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bumtrinket 28.02.13 11:33pm
bumtrinket
Pilgrim finally returns shoes to Dorothy 0
Iscariot 28.02.13 11:15pm
Iscariot
Societal Norms to blame for all evils

The public today reacted with astonishment after RBS boss Stephen Hester defensively declared "I don't set my pay" and went on to disclose that obscene bonuses awarded to bankers were due to a...

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Squudge 28.02.13 10:58pm
Squudge
Vatican bank launches new Papal system for easier online collections 6
charlies_hat 28.02.13 10:45pm
Idiot
Headline overuses exclamation mark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2
Rizla 28.02.13 10:35pm
shaggy
Pornstar's Sexual Harassment Claims.

A hot topic for several decades now, the issue of "inappropriate touching" in the workplace is a divisive issue. Broadly speaking, the two main perspectives can best be defined as "how I see it" and...

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Rizla 28.02.13 10:32pm
shaggy