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Maradona: My Post-Cocaine Football Hell 7
Golgo13 2 years

The career of a cocainer is a short but exciting one – the fast-talking nonsense, the nose-bleeds, the vast sums of money involved. But what does a cocainer do once he gets to the end of the white...
BBC-ITV rivalry gets tougher with retaliatory show cancellations 0
QorbeQ 2 years

British television broadcaster ITV have announced the cancellation of police drama 'Heartbeat' in what pundits are calling 'tat-for-tat' moves between the UK's two main networks. The BBC reacted...
iPhone4 so-named as the 5th time you use it, it breaks 0
brownpaperreporter 2 years
Marathon tennis match star to be sponsored by Viagra 3
Stan Laurel 2 years

It is understood that Nicolas Mahut, who featured in Wimbledon’s record breaking second round tie was is to become the new face of Viagra, the erectile dysfunction drug. Although the information...
North western Giggolo's worried as area hose ban threatened. 0
Basil_B 2 years
Religious buildings forced to remove cctv if omnipresent God is claimed 2
virtuallywill 2 years

maybe more later...
Boots to provide iBath for iPhone4 users 9
edward hack 2 years

for those punters with sore eyes who can't stop crying once they realise what they really got for £500.00...
Not holding your iPhone4 properly ? 0
edward hack 2 years

To get the best reception, try cupping your fist around it tightly and rubbing vigourously for several minutes until something comes - you might find a light gel or lubricant will help, Failing...
Over-competitive dad red-carded for horror tackle on son. 3
MightyBlair 2 years

An overly-competitive father has admitted that he may have gone too far after breaking his son’s leg during a light kick-about in the garden. The incident occurred after Billy Harris, aged 8, had...
4G iPhone promises telephone voice quality comparable to 1940's 2
Dumbnews 2 years
Glastonbury bracing itself after Michael Fish predicts more sun. 0
MightyBlair 2 years
Antique burglary 'easily identified by joints and hinges' says Roadshow expert 1
QorbeQ 2 years
Brazil defeat Portugal on statistics in their goalless draw 0
Dumbnews 2 years
Italy and France teams plan rebuilding effort guided by Bono's wisdom 0
Dumbnews 2 years
UN considers adopting FIFA's red card system 0
Dumbnews 2 years
Sorry, this topic was covered before 0
PluckyMunky 2 years

Apologies to Stunts...
New Highway Code Rule "Rogue Cyclist Punching" Welcomed by All 3
The Return of DroleNoel 2 years

New rules allowing vigilante action against rogue cyclists come in to effect today making it easier to dispense fast justice after lycra lout incidents. The most welcomed change is the ability of...
Prince Charles joins coalition cabinet as 'Architecture Minister' 0
PluckyMunky 2 years

The Prince of Wales, an expert in modern civic planning, is said to be 'delighted' at the invitation. 'I have had a very thorough training in architecture and design. Civic planning can't be reduced...
17 suspected illegal immigrants found in Chelsea squad... 0
virtuallywill 2 years

more later...
Northern Ireland's First Ministers wife questioned by police 0
virtuallywill 2 years

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Cameron, at first G8, tells old hands: 'let's be sensible: do it my way' 0
PluckyMunky 2 years
ticker staff on strike....... 0
virtuallywill 2 years
Cameron gives troops quarter-past-eight curfew 'for being naughty little boys' 0
QorbeQ 2 years

2015 limit might be extended to 2100 if they behave for a whole week...
Sellers of England football tat praying for a win on Sunday 1
brownpaperreporter 2 years
Girl sues hot teacher for not even looking at her 0
pricklyhedgehog72 2 years

California – Senior high school student Angela Mortstrom successfully sued her “hot US History teacher” for failing to notice her in class, ruining her self-esteem and her entire senior year. ...
Mother of Nairobi slum family 'has good days and bad days' 0
la maga 2 years

"We're not sunk in perpetual misery with flies buzzing round our diseased faces," pointed out Rebecca Ngala, mother of four, "But neither are we 'Poor but happy'. The truth is that I have good days...
Clegg still hasn't found the toilets in Number 10 0
la maga 2 years

Nick Clegg is still to locate the toilets in the Prime Minister's Downing Street residence, a close confidant revealed yesterday. "People keep deliberately misinforming him," explained the source....
Dominatrix claims that British Racing Boss Robin Mortimer ' didn't even pay'. 0
Basil_B 2 years

This after dieing on her after a sadomasochistic romp in Belgium yesterday. First thoughts are now with the family of the ex racing mogul 'The embarrassment for the family is plain to see' said a...
Bomb squad equiped with added highlighter called to diffuse blonde bomb shell 0
Basil_B 2 years

Incident recorded at a roadside salon. More soon...
England squad to adopt Brazil-style single names to put shitters up opposition 1
allmyownstunts 2 years

Steven Gerrard - Gerrardinho, Ashley Cole - Inanyoldho, Robert Green - Krapa, Wayne Rooney - Dumbo and I'm all out...