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Flat 4, Trenton Villas named ‘Britain’s most desirable place to live’

A two-bedroom flat on the outskirts of Luton is the best place to live in Britain, according to an estate agent at the Halifax. The third storey property, which features asbestos and cardboard, saw...

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22.12.12 3:50pm
DustyBinLaden
Norovirus Christmas Recipe Book

1. Thin minestrone soup Drink a vegetable cup-a-soup., Quickly chew one level tablespoon of Heinz spaghetti in tomato sauce., Drink one pint of lukewarm water., Wait 30 seconds. 2. Christmas...

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antharrison 22.12.12 2:03pm
Ironduke
"Terrified" RBS customers forced at knife point to use pay-in envelopes 0
Drylaw 22.12.12 1:53pm
Drylaw
UK to celebrate end of Royal jubilee year with Christmas day street parties

With unprecedated levels of rainfall predicted over the Christmas period, Buckingham Palace has urged britons to celebrate the end of the Royal jubilee year with street parties and parades. Her...

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antharrison 22.12.12 1:43pm
Drylaw
Gene Hackman to play Pete Waterman in Hollywood remake of The Hitman and Her

Hollywood actor Gene Hackman has been confirmed in the lead role in the big-budget remake of British TV Show 'The Hitman and Her'. Although it has not been confirmed yet, we have been told that Liv...

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bonjonelson 22.12.12 11:44am
bonjonelson
UK agrees to re-name Queen Elizabeth Land "Up Yours Argies, Land". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 22.12.12 11:25am
Squudge
‘We should never have called them schools,’ says NRA president

The National Rifle Association has broken its silence over the Sandy Hook school shootings, stating that the problem lies with people mistakenly believing that schools are for the peaceful education...

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DustyBinLaden 22.12.12 11:23am
DustyBinLaden
Xhosa dating site celebrates success as 99% of couples click

.., .., just a little linguistics joke for you...

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cinquecento 22.12.12 10:48am
Scroat
Peter Jaxksin directs Queens speech

Prince Philip plays hobbit to her Frodo...

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victimms 22.12.12 10:08am
victimms
Riot police advise,d to 'use less force', to buy new equipment

In the wake of criticisms from the Independent Police Complaints Commission of excessive force being used during the G20 demonstrations by riot police, senior force commanders have moved quickly to...

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Woundedpride 22.12.12 9:33am
Woundedpride
Reindeer warn of gadget delivery problems following collapse of Comet 2
22.12.12 9:32am
Al OPecia
Archbishop Sentamu told to 'put up or shut up'

In fierce reaction to the comments of Archbishop of York John Sentamu, who criticised what he appeared to describe as 'insensitive' cuts to the professional army, the armed forces Minister told him...

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Woundedpride 22.12.12 9:25am
Woundedpride
Bladder growth recovering well after surgery to remove Thatcher.

Bladder growth recovering well after surgery to remove Thatcher...

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olddoc 22.12.12 9:12am
olddoc
Government announce troll bridges.

Government announce troll bridges...

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olddoc 22.12.12 9:07am
olddoc
Wife objects to spending Christmas with dead mother-in-law

Cathy Gates, a 38-year old part-time housewife from Barnstaple called in Devon and Cornwall Constabulary after her husband Norman brought his dead mother home for Christmas, for the second...

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Darkbill 2.0 22.12.12 9:06am
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Banker learns everything would be better if he’d never been born

Former Investment Banker, Frank Bailey, was shocked to discover that life for everyone would be much, much better if he had simply never been born. The strange tale is told in Bailey’s new book...

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Darkbill 2.0 22.12.12 8:34am
pinxit
Three Wise Men Inc. may be forced to pay tax on business in Israel

Revelations that the Three Wise Men in Bethlehem, who have brought expensive presents to the baby Jesus and his parents, have paid tax amounting to only three shekels in the past twenty years have...

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Woundedpride 22.12.12 7:39am
Woundedpride
Fred Talbot's ex pupils report showers with a warm front in lower regions 4
charlies_hat 22.12.12 6:26am
Perks
‘Not!’ say Mayans

Mayans who predicted the end of the world yesterday have admitted that they were just ‘fucking with our shit’ for a laugh. There have been earnest predictions by people who claim to understand...

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DustyBinLaden 22.12.12 4:41am
Squudge
Electrician, Baker and comedian share a Current Pun.

It's gonna be a long night...

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Perks 22.12.12 12:13am
Perks
Thatcher has growth removed; Scargill leaves flat 1
Sinnick 21.12.12 10:50pm
Squudge
Queen: We will, We will rock you 0
Bourbon 21.12.12 10:39pm
Bourbon
Winston Churchill: We will fight them on the beaches 0
Bourbon 21.12.12 10:38pm
Bourbon
Neil Armstrong: This is one small step for [a] man, one giant leap for mankind

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Bourbon 21.12.12 10:36pm
Bourbon
Obamacare offers free penis enlargements to NRA members in bid to cut gun crime.

The scheme - which enjoys a surprising level of support of from replicans that had hitherto opposed both gun control and health reform - specifically seeks to help those American citizens that...

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Jammydodgers 21.12.12 10:03pm
Jammydodgers
NRA: Sandy Hook massacre proves we need more weapons 4
custard cream 21.12.12 9:22pm
gaijintendo
Ronaldo explains why he won't be celebrating if he scores against Man Utd.

Real Madrid's Christiano Ronaldo was delighted to learn his side had been drawn to play his old club, Manchester United in the knock-out stage of The Champions League. The pair of European...

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ipodium 21.12.12 9:06pm
ipodium
End of the World Prediction Prediction

According to scholars who have studied a recently discovered ancient Nusbiconian calendar, the Nusbiconians predicted that all End-of-the-World predictions would cease on 1st January 2013. Swarms of...

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Titus 21.12.12 8:51pm
Titus
Expelled ANCYL President Julius Malema to Head ZanuPF Election Directorate

Expelled ANC Youth League (ANYCL) president Julius Malema has been invited to join ZANU PF youth league in Zimbabwe if ANC decide that they they do not want him back. He will, join forces with...

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21.12.12 8:43pm
sigmund
Mayan calendar error 'not the end of the world' claims Indian chief 0
custard cream 21.12.12 8:18pm
custard cream