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Elton John to perform at Kim of Hearts Funeral. 2
delightfullyodd 3 years

ELTON John has confirmed that he will fly to North Korea to play at the funeral of Kim Jong-il who died this week. Elton has also revealed that he has re-written his Candle in the Wind classic for...

Queen to have nipple pierced and maori tattoo to celebrate Diamond Jubilee 0
grottymonty 3 years

That's me in the tower...

S***thorpe man to play Widow Tw*nky in post-watershed pantomime 2
Smart Alex 3 years

Inspired by http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-16255972 - Honestly, you couldn't make this up...

Osborne books Grasse hotel room to boycott IMF euro rescue plan 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Men warned Military Wives download is just a bunch of women singing 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Train companies announce excuses to increase by an average of 5.9% next year 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Newcastle Footballer to have an early testesmonial 1
Iamthestig 3 years
'Top stocking filler' for gang bosses revealed to be severed prostitute's leg 0
dicky37 3 years

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Olympic Stadium may be used as a concentration camp, says Cameron. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
It’s Dear Diana all over again, say North Koreans 3
Stan 3 years

The outbursts of emotional distress following the passing of leader Kim Jong-il have not been witnessed on the streets of Pyongyang since news of the tragic death of Diana, Princess of Wales, reached...

Kim Jong il dies of heart attack after renewing annual peak fare season ticket. 1
MT Bucket 3 years
Clegg: "I don't want to live like 1950's housewife, I want a career" 1
MT Bucket 3 years
Kim Jong-eun `delighted` to make it to second interview for supreme leader job. 1
the coarse whisperer 3 years

"It`s enough to have made it this far" says hopeful youngster...

Oxford Police 'lost for words' by violence at underground 'scrabble' evenings 1
Username 3 years

Disturbing footage from an upcoming BBC Panorama episode looking at modern dictionary-making techniques has been handed to the Oxford Police. The images are of organised 'cagefights' between...

Cameron looking forward to first PM's Christian Time 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Welcome, Glorious Pretender 1
middenview 3 years

In an attempt to avoid inbreeding, but still maintain the leadership virtues of being short, fat, vain, and intensely irritating to the South, the North Korean government has appointed Alex Salmond...

Multi Oscar winning actor and Great Leader Kim Jong Il dead at 71. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
CIA: Kim Jong Il "actually killed in 2004 and replaced by Team America puppet." 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Kim Jong Il dead: Donald Cheney wins Republican party 'Dead Pool' 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Un in, Il out; North Korea "Shaken all about" 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Kim Jong Il dies of broken heart after Strictly Come Dancing Final result. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Boris Johnson demands tax breaks for absent fathers. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Germany says EU needs UK, "we can't agree on who else to all hate." 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Cameron and Clegg go to RELATE to save marriage after latest spat. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Cameron: "You don't have to be a Christian to live here but it helps" 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Osborne confirms bankers must now pass "Go" before receiving bonuses. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
"Time for a woman to lead!" says Kim's widow, Ma Jong. 0
Iscariot 3 years
Pink Panther dies in prison after life of making crap cartoons. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
US Lease On English Language To Expire In 2012 1
SimonJJames 3 years

A recently discovered contract dated around the end of the US War of Independence shows that the US's lease on the usage of the English language will come to an end in 2012.,  ,...

Brian Cox proves theory a particle physicist can be in many places at once 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years