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New GCSE exam extended to A*** for 130% pass mark.

UK Education minister Michael Gove has announced that the new system to replace GCSEs currently being planned at the DfE will include grades up to A***. During the press conference to explain the...

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rogerg 24.06.13 12:30pm
rogerg
Argumentative geometrist struggles to see from different angle

More to come...

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kimllfixit 24.06.13 11:59am
kimllfixit
Prince Philip seen to punch air on news of Mandela's hospitalisation 2
Sinnick 24.06.13 11:20am
Oxbridge
Oxford and Cambridge accused of sticking their oars in at the Home Office.

.(Really, haven't they better things to do at the Home Office?)...

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weematt 24.06.13 11:13am
weematt
Disaster at Superglue head office after management send staff on bonding session 5
blacklesbianandproudofit 24.06.13 10:46am
weematt
SA Govt declines Winnie's offer to stage commemorative mass necklacing 0
pere floza 24.06.13 10:42am
pere floza
Mistaken Fathers' day gift of 'man drill', sees man bitten by angry primate 1
topfotogmw 24.06.13 10:37am
Wrenfoe
Australian boat-race protester granted asylum in Ecuador embassy 2
Sinnick 24.06.13 10:35am
Wrenfoe
Man obsessed with seaweed urged to see kelp. 7
sredni vashta 24.06.13 10:34am
Lindy Moone
Google ‘Drive-by’ set to revolutionise gangland killings

Following the success of Street View, Google are set to shake up the world of gangland killings with their new Google ‘Drive-by’ feature. Spokesman for the global giant, Kelly Preston said:...

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Mandy Lifeboat 24.06.13 10:28am
Oxbridge
Met promises ‘more efficient’ corruption

By embracing emerging technologies, London’s police force hope to offer a more comprehensive and time sensitive range of dishonest practice. The family of the murdered teenager Stephen Lawrence,...

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Wrenfoe 24.06.13 10:27am
Oxbridge
GCHQ unable to identify helpful FAQ

Despite tapping into the global fibre optic network and examining more than 600 petabytes of Internet vendors' FAQ, the Cheltenham-based Government Communications Headquarters today admitted that it...

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Arthur 24.06.13 9:19am
Yikes
Good news for 50 year old men as Sunday Times magazine declares nose hair 'in' 3
blacklesbianandproudofit 24.06.13 8:12am
Titus
Explosion after photosensitive epileptic smells gas and dials 948

The number you're supposed to dial if you smell gas is 0800 111 999. I know this because I copied it off a website and pasted it here...

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Arthur 24.06.13 8:02am
Titus
Met Accusused Of Trying To Brand Lawrence Family As 'Institutionally Black'.

(Unfortunately I fear this may have been done before. If so, I apologise.)...

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Titus 24.06.13 7:45am
Titus
French determined to shrug off stereotypical image. 24
sredni vashta 24.06.13 7:41am
FlashArry
Mandella 'Critical' - Complains About Way His Ward Is Decorated 6
Titus 24.06.13 7:38am
Titus
Fearnley-Whittingstall apoplectic over proposed scampi quotas

Environmental groups and Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall are up in arms over the Department of Fisheries proposal to reduce regulation in UK waters. Many consider commercial fleet fishing to be wholly...

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ChairmanMouth 24.06.13 5:50am
ChairmanMouth
Wikipedia committee removes 'Start-Class' tag from Genesis article

Mass exodus to follow ...

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Arthur 24.06.13 12:19am
Arthur
You need more than than love, concedes Paul McCartney 0
Hooch 23.06.13 11:53pm
Hooch
Government To Establish "Cover-Up Quality Commission". 1
Titus 23.06.13 11:32pm
Arthur
Mandela's will leaked: Charlie Dimmock gets everything. 1
raudus 23.06.13 10:31pm
Dick Everyman
Explosion After Dyslexic Fails To Spell Gsa 0
Titus 23.06.13 10:21pm
Titus
Pregnant Protester Claims She Was Seduced By Man Pretending To Be Undercover Cop 0
Titus 23.06.13 10:12pm
Titus
Economy out of recovery and on Liverpool Care Pathway, claims Chancellor 1
custard cream 23.06.13 9:22pm
Arthur
Google "Drone-By" Introduced For High-Risk Countries 0
Titus 23.06.13 9:16pm
Titus
Dyslexic admits being "unable to smell gas". 9
Al OPecia 23.06.13 9:02pm
Arthur
Michael Gove calls for return of wooden racquets at Wimbledon 1
custard cream 23.06.13 9:00pm
Arthur
Law student submits abbreviated T&C as doctoral thesis

[Apologies to Ronseal]...

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Arthur 23.06.13 8:56pm
Arthur
Speculation Grows Regarding What Bad News Will Be Buried On Day Of Royal Birth 8
Titus 23.06.13 8:46pm
Titus