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|Met Police claim 'only a handful' of off-duty Policemen on London demonstration||1||
||Mandy Lifeboat||3 years|
|Police retirement cuts threaten Spanish economy||1||
Thousands of police officers marched on London to highlight concerns about the Winsor review of pay and conditions. PC Sam Mercer, 32, was one of them “I’ve been in the job 14 years, only the...
|Defence secretary cancels Second World War Fighter contract||3||
||A Wagonload Of Monkeys||3 years|
In the largest government U-turn ever announced the defence secretary Philip Hammond said today that he was cancelling an order placed in 1940 for 200 Spitfire fighter planes. Dismissing objections...
|Defence minister -new shock announcement||0||
Responding to the leaked document which details the purchase of 100 trebuchets, for use by the Royal navy, the defence secretary was heard to say "Trebuchet? wasn't he a newsreader?...
|Radio 2 accused of "pulling the wool over listeners ears"||0||
Radio 2 bosses were slammed today for suggesting "2day" was ever going to be anything other than the same old crap rehashed yet again...
|Police Federation bemoans lack of overtime for officers at protest march||0||
Senior Police Officers have expressed dismay at the peaceful way in which protest marches were allowed to pass off in London, after it was revealed that no overtime payments were made to on-duty...
|Disgruntled foundry workers vote to strike while the iron is hot. More soon.||0||
|Coalition Government better at u-turns than Joint Strike Fighter||0||
||Mandy Lifeboat||3 years|
|Public sector staff win parity. 100,000 Jobs off-shored to India.||0||
|New shampoo launched "Dead and Smoulders". More soon.||0||
||Al OPecia||3 years|
|Vidal Sassoon dyes.||3||
|Greeks demand debt forgiveness before handing over Olympic torch||0||
|Lynn Truss slips into a comma following colon and period problems.||5||
|Tottenham awaits arrival of Olympic torch in time for 2012 riots||1||
|Jealous Camilla to front 'The One Show' after Charles' Weatherman triumph||0||
|Man and wife try new position in bid to put an end to their 'same sex' marriage||0||
|Sky to Launch Fish-Based TV Dinner Range, "Believe in Batter"||0||
||Iggy Pop-Barker||3 years|
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|Grooming setback predicted after Sassoon death||0||
|Arsenal players to go without Rice next season||0||
|World War One poetry's favourite hairdresser dead.||2||
|Duncan Goodhew pays emotional tribute to Vidal Sassoon||1||
|Clinton Cards adds 'Sorry to hear you're in administration' range||7||
|BBC Travel Show Crew Discover Tajikistan Hasn't Been There For 10 Maybe 20 Years||2||
|Obama criticises same-sex marriage||0||
“after the first 7 years, it’s all the bloody same”...
|Boxing ring card girls strike over sloppy seconds||0||
|Gay marriage is unsustainable, say advocates of miserable marriage||0||
|Dramatic defense U-Turn||0||
in another dramatic U-turn, Defence minister Philip hammond has announced that the previous scrapping of the fitting of catapults to the new Aircraft carrier is in fact going to go ahead, thereby...
|Paper cuts force Clinton Cards closure||0||
|Olympic torch's 8000 miles from Cornwall to London; cab driver arrested||0||
A south-London mini-cab driver has been held for questioning after the publication of the proposed route from Cornwall to the Olympic stadium...
|JUBILEE PARTY PLAN GONE BANANAS||0||
http://payload53.cargocollective.com/1/5/185047/3378961/news2_1_1000.jpg With only a month to go until the Jubilee celebrations, Buckingham Palace yesterday revealed that the plan for a 1000-strong...
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