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Zoo Fire: Terrapins Forced to Shell Out for New Accommodation 0
SJM 14.04.13 12:54pm
SJM
Zoo Fire: Terrapins Forced to Shell Out for New Accommodation 0
SJM 14.04.13 12:53pm
SJM
Scottish zoo rings 999, asks for “fire brigade, ketchup, pitta bread”... 0
Tripod 14.04.13 12:52pm
Tripod
‘Bring a bottle’ plea, as Scottish zoo announces ‘Barbecue Sunday’... 0
Tripod 14.04.13 11:56am
Tripod
Andrew Marr says he's lucky to be a live after affair 0
victimms 14.04.13 11:06am
victimms
Millwall fans reduced to fighting each other...

Carl ‘Mad Dog’ Gillespie spoke for the majority of respectable Millwall hooligans when he criticised fans for fighting each other at Wembley. “The club has a proud history of violence against...

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Tripod 14.04.13 10:26am
Tripod
Soap funeral passes without incident. Parliamentary enquiry demanded. 0
Al OPecia 14.04.13 9:50am
Al OPecia
Pro & Anti Thatcherites' Joint Relief At Elton John Not Writing Tribute Song 0
Titus 14.04.13 9:37am
Titus
Miracle Cure Discovered For Pathological Gullibility

And I'm selling it cheap...

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sredni vashta 14.04.13 9:32am
Titus
Woman raised by monkeys writes book about having to live in Bradford... 1
Tripod 14.04.13 7:07am
Squudge
Traces of humour found in new ITV comedies 5
Ian Searle 14.04.13 6:46am
virtuallywill
Anti-Thatcher protest found to be a medical condition

Politicians are urging calm tonight, after the revelation that widespread anti-Thatcher demonstrations may actually be the result of an epidemic. Miners, socialists, Travellers, students and...

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Squudge 14.04.13 6:37am
Squudge
Hitchens Birthday: alcoholism tops list of his qualities fans emulate most 1
markburgle 14.04.13 12:16am
sredni vashta
Comedians, off-licence owners, call for more politicians to die 0
sydalg 13.04.13 11:05pm
sydalg
Extravagant Thatcher funeral could kick-start the economy, say experts 1
sydalg 13.04.13 11:05pm
Squudge
Welsh Language To Be Given Future Tense

At a meeting of the Welsh Language Society today it was announced that the Welsh language is to be provided with a future tense “to make it easier to do things we haven’t done before”. A...

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deceangli 13.04.13 10:59pm
Titus
Kim Jong-un makes bad Korea move. More soon. 7
Al OPecia 13.04.13 10:47pm
Squudge
Shock as being overweight linked to health issues

Rotund humans were last night breathing heavy – heavier than usual – when a new report claimed that being obese might lead to health complications. A disbelieving Tommy Carlson, who had his wife...

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Hooch 13.04.13 10:20pm
Hooch
Teresa May to use 'the Cillit Bang' solution to shift Abu Qatada 1
simonjmr 13.04.13 9:59pm
Squudge
Lego-skeleton leads fighting at Wembley - police checking fight plans on website

More nick nick soon....

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Bogbrush 13.04.13 9:21pm
Bogbrush
Doctors discover link between not dying and living longer

More to follow...

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apepper 13.04.13 8:54pm
Bogbrush
"No thanks", Prince Harry and James Hewitt tell Jeremy Kyle 1
sydalg 13.04.13 8:53pm
Bogbrush
BBC will not play 'Things Can Only Get Better' if it charts after Blair's death. 5
deskpilot3 13.04.13 8:48pm
sponge finger
Untouchable Tiger Woods Tasked With Disarming North Korea.

The US Government has unveiled its newest weapon against the perceived threat of nuclear North Korea - Tiger Woods. A Defence Department spokesman said "Tiger is unhindered by the rules that govern...

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sredni vashta 13.04.13 8:32pm
Bogbrush
Measles is God's punishment for being Welsh, says Rowan Williams. More soon. 4
dominic_mcg 13.04.13 8:05pm
Bogbrush
Kim Jong-Un Plans To Achieve World Dominance By Heading His Own Boy Band

(Inspired by looking at official photographs of his chubby little face, gazing at an adoring, unquestioning audience.)...

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Titus 13.04.13 7:56pm
Bogbrush
Leslie Phillips not invited to Thatcher funeral. More soon. 3
Al OPecia 13.04.13 4:36pm
nickb
Wizard of Oz stars anger at use of 'Ding Dong.' The Wicked Witch wasn't that bad 0
Hooch 13.04.13 1:37pm
Hooch
Kim Jong Un's barber "second craziest man in Korea", warns UN 2
sydalg 13.04.13 1:31pm
Titus
All war criminals to be forgiven when they die.

Word out of Downing Street last night is that a new system is to be implemented to pardon war criminals immediately following their deaths to spare the family further grief. The children of former...

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Hooch 13.04.13 12:56pm
Hooch