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Tom Jones says it's not unusual...

to be pissed off with Nick Clegg's Welsh Tax. Boom. Fuck the guidelines. Me and Martin know this stuffs good...

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Skoob1999 23.09.12 8:09pm
Skoob1999
Downton Abbey TV show switches sponsor from P&O Cruises to The Big Issue 0
antharrison 23.09.12 8:03pm
antharrison
Convicted clown faces custardial sentence 1
antharrison 23.09.12 8:01pm
Skoob1999
Stamp collector takes up flamenco dancing 0
nickb 23.09.12 7:52pm
nickb
edited - all gone 1
Squudge 23.09.12 7:41pm
malgor
Sandwiches 'over-rated' say meat paste creatures 10
Nunnion Splendacular 23.09.12 6:07pm
Squudge
Arsonist Dentist jailed for burning all his bridges. 1
Ian Searle 23.09.12 4:12pm
Perks
Vampire retires after getting too long in the tooth. 2
Ian Searle 23.09.12 4:10pm
Perks
Russell launches his own Brand of sex

Not even his hair is straight. A Skoob1999 & Martin Shuttlecock joke...

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Skoob1999 23.09.12 3:50pm
Skoob1999
Tory goes for wanker management classes, pleb! 8
Skoob1999 23.09.12 3:11pm
Skoob1999
Idioting widespreads? Looey Vinton moron labels are must! 2
youbuyitnow 23.09.12 2:52pm
dvo4fun
Met Office upgrades 'Weather Warning' warning from amber to red

A severe 'weather warning' warning across the South West tonight has been issued by the Met Office. The new alert is in addition to the torrential downpours of forecasts with strong words already...

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Ian Searle 23.09.12 2:44pm
Ian Searle
Chinese prisoner in Solitary kills 300,000 sperm in Wan king massacre 0
burnmybridges 23.09.12 2:16pm
burnmybridges
World's Oldest Frog Finally Croaks. 2
Martin Shuttlecock 23.09.12 1:17pm
Skoob1999
Failure of 'Care in the Community' policy demonstrated by queues for new iPhone. 0
Al McHogan 23.09.12 1:07pm
Al McHogan
Scientists discover 2+2 is actually 5

Not 4 as previously believed...

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Skoob1999 23.09.12 12:46pm
Skoob1999
Ken Dodd's Dad dies dogging 1
andydog 23.09.12 11:33am
burnmybridges
After picture emerges of pregnant soldier,Brigadier asks for 100 such men

that would have a go at anything...

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burnmybridges 23.09.12 11:30am
burnmybridges
Oldest lie in the world - not true say researchers

"The cheques in the post.." now downgraded to second oldest lie in the world status. The top spot, known for decades by geordie girls to be announced at a special press conference this week...

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misterjingles 23.09.12 11:22am
misterjingles
After Japanese man served up his scrotum and and penis to diners,prosecutors

decide to grill whats left of him...

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burnmybridges 23.09.12 11:20am
Skoob1999
Police nervous as Gordon Ramsay cycles towards Downing Street 8
Yikes 23.09.12 9:48am
Athletes set fire to Olympic tat as film depicts Mo Farah not winning

more later...

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virtuallywill 23.09.12 9:40am
virtuallywill
Chief Whip row triggers government asterisk shortage

Rebutting claims that Andrew Mitchell yelled “you’re f***** plebs” and “You don’t run the f******* government and you’re a bunch of m**************s!” at Downing Street police officers...

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nickb 23.09.12 9:20am
writinginbsl
Storm as pictures of Mrs Jesus topless published

More to follow...

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apepper 23.09.12 1:12am
PuppyOnTheRadio
Downing Street police demand firearms to repel outsurgents 15
23.09.12 1:04am
PuppyOnTheRadio
Cecilia Gimenez to be the new face of B&Q 0
bonjonelson 22.09.12 11:55pm
bonjonelson
Plebs outraged by Met Police linkage 1
antharrison 22.09.12 8:43pm
Martin Shuttlecock
New Chinese ‘sperm extracting’ machine is “better than iPhone 5” say all men

Every man in the world has universally agreed that the Chinese Sanwe SW-3701 ‘sperm extractor’ is the greatest invention ever, unlikely to be surpassed by anything Apple or anyone else is likely...

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DustyBinLaden 22.09.12 8:41pm
FlashArry
Islamic extremists targeted by Islamic even more extremists

Violence in Libya escalated as Islamic extremists waving placards were attacked by Islamic even more extremists outraged that the name of the prophet Mohammed was shown in print on their banners....

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Actual Size 22.09.12 8:41pm
Otto Jespersen
PPI Claims Advisors To Be Investigated - Reclaim Your PPI Claim Fees Now

The burgeoning industry which has sprouted up around reclaiming PPI payments has itself come under scrutiny by the OFT, following a wave of complaints that people using such services have been ripped...

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Martin Shuttlecock 22.09.12 8:40pm
Martin Shuttlecock