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Next ice age may wipe out many indigenous species of birds, warn ecologists 4
Griffin 3 years
Pakistan's President, A$if Zardari, downgraded to Mr. 8 Percent 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Hollywood's nepotism outrage after gay actor signed up to play role of gay man 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Burka-wearing woman terrorist asks 'Does my bomb look big in this?' 1
pinxit 3 years
The Independent: Johann Hari interviews Jesus Christ 0
Poecheng 3 years
Friends And Family Forced to Read Man's Terrible Novel 0
Fox100 3 years

The friends and family of Office Junior and alleged writer Nigel Kespis were aghast at receiving a group e-mail with a large attachment of the latest draft of his ongoing novel, [i]The Omega...

Ryanair boss delighted with promotion to Air Chief Marshall 0
antharrison 3 years

Newly promoted Air Chief Marshall Michael O’Leary has promised that he will introduce new working practices into the RAF to achieve David Cameron’s productivity improvements. “The first thing...

Authentic Reagan statue 'includes bullet hole' 1
Mr Payne 3 years
Prince's helicopter trick upstaged by wife who walks on water. 0
Mr Payne 3 years

Or so some would have you believe...

Billy Bragg admits to voting Tory in order to boost gig attendance 1
button 3 years
Uni calls for 'urgent and costly' research into jellyfish threat to postmen 5
3 years

Marine biologists, alarmed at the recent increases in 'blooms' or swarms of jellyfish, are demanding funding to investigate their effect on postmen. Jellyfish numbers have increased dramatically in...

Everybody is a star in Holyrood, 0
rikkor 3 years

Let's go to Holy-, Holy-, Holy-, Holyrood...

Johann Hari to Review Transformers 3 Movie 0
custard cream 3 years

Some might say that when you've seen one Michael Bay movie, you've seen them all. Transformers: Dark of the Moon, actually has rejigged footage from his earlier movie The Island during key scenes. ...

Greek Debt problem - all Mrs Mbangwa's fault according to Finance Ministry 1
grottymonty 3 years

Greece’s economy has been plunged further into crisis today as news emerged that the Greek Finance minister’s office has given out it’s bank account and password details to Mrs Mbangwa – the...

News of the World hacked into Princess Di's and Maddie's mobiles 0
Scroat 3 years

Murdoch soon...

Ed Milliband to be outsourced to India 1
jp1885 3 years

More soon., (Idea nicked from Vertically Challenged Giant)...

RWE fined for mis-selling NPower 1
wallster 3 years

German energy company RWE has been hauled across the coals, rather ironically, by energy watchdog OFGEM today for mis-selling its £5bn stake in electricity company NPower. RWE has been fined for...

Living statues to replace real ones to avoid riot damage 0
Basil_B 3 years

The Department of Heritage announced a new measure today to protect the Nation's statues from damage sustained from city centre rioting by having large expensive bronze statues replaced by cheap...

Sharapova blames Wimbledon loss on laryngitis 0
suepersonic 3 years

Maria Sharapova, former Wimbledon champion, has blamed her loss of form in this year’s Ladies’ Final on laryngitis. She was beaten in 2 sets by new girl on the block, Petra Kvitova. She told...

Eric Pickles To Eat Homeless 4
Fox100 3 years

The Government has responded quickly to the leaked memo from Eric Pickles' office warning of a potential spike in homelessness due to mooted benefit cuts, by claiming the rotund minister will eat the...

dyslexic man travels to Holyrood to seek fame and fortune 0
Leeboy007 3 years

more soon....

Teachers to be ‘drafted’ into failing care homes in school holidays 0
Dick Everyman 3 years

Government plans to transfer teachers into failing care homes during long school holiday periods have been released by Schools Minister, Nick Gibb. They have also been met with approval by the...

Alex Ferguson to join River Plate. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Lewis Hamilton to miss British GP to attend Speed Awareness Course 2
Des and Stan 3 years

The wheels have come off the meticulous planning of top Formula One racing team McLaren for the British Grand Prix after being informed that their ace driver, Lewis Hamilton, would be spending next...

Gillette to Cease Operations Following Perfection of the Razor 7
Fox100 3 years

The world was shocked today by the announcement that The Gillette Company is to cease operations following its perfection of the shaving razor. CEO Michael Proctor announced that there was no need...

DSK accuser completely maid up her story. 8
rikkor 3 years
Ed Miliband finds his feet. 0
deskpilot3 3 years

Turns out, they were just slightly south of his knees...

Murray's Wimbledon defeat 'down to Mum's oestrogen levels' say scientists 0
Dick Everyman 3 years

Andy Murray’s defeat in the Wimbledon semi-finals was caused say a leading team of scientists, on the fluctuating levels of Judy Murray’s oestrogen during his game. The Scientists, from the Max...

Oxfam unwrapped replace goat dung gift with pulped Da Vinci code 0
charlies_hat 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-14006782...

Tennis courts empty nationwide as Wimbledon finishes 0
Basil_B 3 years