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"Trickle-up quantitative easing" trialled as BoE issues VagaBonds 4
beau-jolly 03.05.13 2:28pm
beau-jolly
Fans asked not to call "hey, you t'ree" at The Comedians Dublin reunion 0
cinquecento 03.05.13 11:55am
cinquecento
1970s under arrest by Operation Yewtree

A spokesman for Operation Yewtree has announced that after extensive investigation, the entire decade from 1970 to 1979 has been put under arrest. "It is clear that the 1970s thought they could get...

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AReader 03.05.13 11:47am
AReader
Weatherman sacked for gross misconduct leaves under a cloud 0
John Wiltshire 03.05.13 11:40am
John Wiltshire
BBC announce all-star cast for Porridge remake

The BBC announced that they will be remaking their 1970s hit prison comedy Porridge, with an all-star cast. “All our presenters and entertainers over the age of 55 have signed up” said a BBC...

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Yikes 03.05.13 11:27am
Titus
Fans warned Fast and Furious 6 reviews may contain spoilers 1
Idiot 03.05.13 11:18am
Idiot
Man in law firm chimney named as Dick Van Dyke.. gor blimey. 0
MADJEZ 03.05.13 11:15am
MADJEZ
Losing local council candidates all go back home where they came from 0
Backup Brian 03.05.13 10:42am
Backup Brian
Election latest - Cameron trumped after Farage plays joker 0
Lenny Bee 03.05.13 9:43am
Lenny Bee
Person with no interest in politics tries politics, realises it's not for them

A 42 year old shop assistant from Swansea yesterday tried politics and discovered that it just wasn't for her. The mum of two said, 'Some of my colleagues were having a conversation about George...

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andrewl81 03.05.13 9:39am
Yikes
Nigel Farage grows toothbrush moustache 0
Scroat 03.05.13 9:36am
Scroat
In Business Profile: Joe Dixon of Spondoolica Group (new and improved reposting)

Joe Dixon is CEO of Spondoolica Group, whose mission statement reveals that they “seek to empower the people of Britain, boost consumer confidence and stimulate the sustained customer-led economic...

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Sir Lupus 03.05.13 9:34am
Midfield Diamond
Operation Yewtree "A complex police conspiracy to end repeats" claim UK GOLD

Purveyors of recycled, mawkish, shit balls UK GOLD has admitted that operation Yewtree has left its schedule more barren than usual. An unnamed bottom TV exec admitted that at the current rate of...

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theinvisiblecitychannels 03.05.13 8:55am
theinvisiblecitychannels
Emeritus Prime Minister Returns

Former Prime Minister Tony Blair has returned to Westminster on the 16th anniversary of his elevation to the Premiership. Nearly 6 years after being the first Premier to abdicate at a time of his own...

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Lol Blackhall 03.05.13 8:52am
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Elections latest "Tories done up like a UKIPper". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 03.05.13 6:30am
Al OPecia
Shock as all postal votes go to a black and white cat

Showing a swing to the Cat-Nip Party. A spokesperson, Pat, says "The voters in Greendale can look forward to an increase in spending on scratching boards, clockwork mice, and balls with bells in...

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Ian Searle 03.05.13 5:31am
Ian Searle
Economy Latest - Borrowers face 'Wake-up call', but Wombles set to clean up 0
Ian Searle 03.05.13 5:27am
Ian Searle
Council election results: UKIP win more bin collection rounds than ever before

more by the minute...

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Postal Voter 03.05.13 4:46am
Postal Voter
New study to investigate why sex offenders always bag the best jobs at the Beeb 0
ronseal 02.05.13 11:13pm
ronseal
The Europa League is super important.

After Chelsea defeated Basel in the semi-final of the Europa League, it was announced that the much maligned competition is now considered the greatest tournament on earth, now that an English team...

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Hooch 02.05.13 10:05pm
Hooch
Alleged sexual assault on rememberance Sunday 'poppycock' claims veteran 0
topfotogmw 02.05.13 9:56pm
topfotogmw
Erectile Dysfunction adverts: "just a load of old floppycock" claims expert 0
simonjmr 02.05.13 9:50pm
simonjmr
Cox: Fox/Rocks Box Shocks Jocks

Fans at a recent D:Ream reunion gig in Fife Scotland were left bewildered by the on-stage, antics of sibilant science-nerd stud-muffin, Professor Brian Cox .The baby-faced brainbox interrupted one...

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Nimrod 02.05.13 9:08pm
Nimrod
Model aircraft enthusiast discovers the only way is Airfix 1
Smart Alex 02.05.13 9:05pm
AReader
Stuart Hall puts his hands up. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 02.05.13 8:32pm
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ITV Commission Ben Elton to Write Big Screen Version of 'Only When I Laugh' 0
SJM 02.05.13 8:07pm
SJM
Death toll in Somalia increases as Spice Girls’ Musical closes

Violence has broken out again among clan-based warlords in Somalia, as news spread that the musical “Viva Forever!” was to close in June. Twenty years of civil war, had been halted while the...

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Wrenfoe 02.05.13 8:06pm
Wrenfoe
Pope announces "this town isn't big enough for the both of us" 0
Adam Lewis 02.05.13 7:38pm
Adam Lewis
People who forget passwords 'not suffering from Alzheimer's' say doctors

People who forget their computer and mobile phone passwords may not be suffering from the early stages of Alzheimer's according to doctors. 'It may just be a sign that someone forgot to write it...

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roybland 02.05.13 7:33pm
roybland
Overzealous police arrest Street star following cockroach complaint 1
medici2471 02.05.13 5:56pm
Vanburger