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Dirty laundry found in Gaddafi compound confirmed as British 5
jp1885 3 years

Prime Minister David Cameron has admitted that a large bundle of dirty laundry, discovered last week in the wash house of Colonel Gaddafi’s compound in Tripoli, ‘almost certainly’ belongs to...

Fire the size of Conneticut ‘was Conneticut’ confirm Fire Officers 13
Gerontius 3 years

Firefighters in Texas struggling to contain a wildfire that has destroyed over 500 homes think the fire may have either escaped from captivity or was released into the wild by its owner., Fires in...

Phones4U not the only one changing hands as Jesus caught winking during TV ad 0
Gerontius 3 years

And the next one please...

Poor English: “Its’ not are fault”, say teachers 15
beau-jolly 3 years
German shepherd attacked by german shepherd 3
Boutros 3 years

In an horrific attack, Tuesday, a German shepherd was set upon and badly mauled by a 'normally very placid' German shepherd while crossing a quiet junction in Recklinghausen, near Dortmund, Germany,...

Rugby residents 'appalled' at announcement of World Cup in their backyards 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Clowns 'should travel to work in uniform' 15
Qoxiivi 3 years

Britain’s registered clowns should be made to travel to their place of work in full costume, a leading political think tank has suggested. James Adams, a spokesperson for the advisory body, claims...

BBC announces pilot 'My big fat gypsy eviction'... 2
writinginbsl 3 years

coming soon...

"There is a god': Somali pirates 'ecstatic' as Chandlers plan next voyage. 1
writinginbsl 3 years
MI6 hearing problem led to rendition of Lybian shepherds pie 0
dvo4fun 3 years

More puns later. Sorry. cheers boutros...

Advertisers furious as ITV forgets to sell mid-match ad break 0
exigo 3 years
New Iphone Sensation: "Angry Kurds" 10
Textbook 3 years

Chillingo, publishers of the mega-hit iphone/ipad game Angry Birds are please to announce the follow-up Angry Kurds, which according to their website is a "cheerful trivialisation" of the well-known...

Beating of fish at their factories 'codswallop' claim Birds Eye 9
Screenie 3 years
'More riot training not necessary' say rioters 0
Gerontius 3 years

Well I thought they got it just about right...

Fr Ted's Bishop Brennan Brings Court Action Against Channel 4 0
Duff 3 years

In a landmark case, believed to be the first of its kind anywhere in the world, Bishop Leonard Brennan, a fictitious character from Channel 4's popular 90s comedy, Fr Ted, is to sue for ill treatment...

60-Watt Bulb Ban To Ruin Prison Cell Feng Shui 6
UnoEye 3 years

Long-term Feltham Prison inmate Dave 'The Chainsaw Butcher' looks up at the shade-less light bulb hanging above his head. 'The circle is extremely powerful and encloses the inconspicuous after...

Cowell Unveils Plans For The Next Generation Of Reality TV 0
Duff 3 years

It's art imitating life imitating art. Broadcaster ITV has revealed plans for TV mogul Simon Cowell's latest reality show due to be screened in the run up to this Christmas. [i]Let's Do The Whole...

Unprecedented demand amongst male IT workers for cosmetic scars 20
3 years

Soft-skinned men in the IT industry are flocking to cosmetic surgeons for the latest 'vanity' treatments. Tired of being accused of 'never doing a hard day's work in their life', computer operatives...

Reith Would Of Blown A Gasket If He Had Of Seen This 12
Duff 3 years

A leaked BBC memo is about to drive linguists wild and throw the grammar police into a right tizz. Because in sensational new guidelines it appears that top brass within the corporation have approved...

Fuhrer-ious chancellor Balls denies deathcard accusations 0
vertical 3 years

http://tinyurl.com/3ldgc6c Rumours that shadow chancellor Ed Balls retaliated against Tory critics of his 'fag-packet' economic policies by leaving deathcards on ministerial car windscreens, were...

Dale Farm Travellers to be charged with misrepresentation 0
LittleSpender 3 years
Save BBC4 petition validity challenged after Only Way is Essex cast signed 0
simonjmr 3 years
Wolf makes comeback in France 1
simonjmr 3 years

Michael Van Wijk the professional sportsman, bodybuilder, actor and TV presenter, most famous for as Wolf on British TV endurance sports game show Gladiators, has made a surprising comeback in France...

Darling admits Gordon Brown was nicknamed "Melchett" during his time in office 0
Iamthestig 3 years

Maaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh...

Journalist hopes for protracted peace in Libya to maximise Hotel loyalty points 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Tony Blair lands role as Michael Sheen in new Biopic 0
Mr_Johno 3 years

In a press release earlier today Warner Brothers confirmed the long speculated rumour that Tony Blair had landed the lead part in a new biopic about the life of actor Michael Sheen. At a press...

Churchill the dog treated for depression over constant accusations of lying 1
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

A source close to the nodding bulldog from Churchill insurance’s adverts has revealed that the iconic star has checked into a clinic to deal with severe depression. The condition is believed to...

Conan the Librarian Cert 18 1
Family Guy 3 years

A dark disturbing thriller about a body building,sword waving bisexual librarian,suffering from obsessive compulsive disorder.Brilliant a must see., ...

Cache of flint weapons ‘stashed by gangs for future riots’ claims Sky reporter 0
jp1885 3 years

A recently unearthed hoard of prehistoric flint arrow heads and axes had been secretly stored by a criminal gang of youths in anticipation of further rioting in the nation’s capital, Sky News...

"Flashmobs gone wrong, main cause of UK riots" say Government 0
simonjmr 3 years

Ken Clarke today has called for the immediate banning of "Flashmobs" as he has prove that they are directly linked to the cause of the recent UK riots. Writing in Fascism Today , he said the...