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apepper 04.07.12 7:33am
apepper
Space "not visible from space" 1
nickb 04.07.12 11:06am
RickH
Trident to be used to deter unofficial use of Olympic logos

South Luffenham public library has been threatened with thermonuclear extinction if it does not remove it's book display on 'The Olympics' by Thursday tea time. Trident, initially designed to be...

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woodymellor 05.07.12 8:03am
nickb
'Internet troll' discovered to be a million monkeys with a million laptops 0
Perks 03.07.12 8:02pm
Perks
Mermaid sighted off the Isle of Wight

A reported sighting of a mermaid off the Isle of Wight is being investigated by the Ministry of Agriculture, Fisheries and Food. The sighting comes on the day a US scientific agency said there is no...

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roybland 03.07.12 7:34pm
roybland
"Don't call me a hero" says man who wrestled rhea

A man who helped recapture an escaped rhea in a village outside Ipswich has admitted he had no idea it was an escaped pet at the time, admitting he "just fancied having a go at something that big."...

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grumblechops 05.07.12 1:50am
Very Little Else
Tapeworm measurers accused of 'race to the bottom' 2
04.07.12 11:04am
rustytruss
Duchess of Cornwall Land Mines are "final insult to Diana" claims Earl

Land mines featuring the faces of members of the Royal Family, including Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, have lead to a furious outburst from Earl Spencer - branding them "the final insult" to his...

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bonjonelson 03.07.12 9:19pm
bonjonelson
Tedious talk about the jet stream set to continue

Mind-numbing explanations of how the jet stream is responsible for the wet British summer will continue for the next few weeks, according to forecasters. 'Unfortunately we expect the present very...

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roybland 03.07.12 6:25pm
roybland
Out of date pasties marketed as "50 shades of Greggs". More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 04.07.12 8:47am
jimmydodger
Maths geek told: Explaining binary to a girl is not "getting to 2nd base". 0
dominic_mcg 03.07.12 5:31pm
dominic_mcg
Bankers who fiddled Libor to be investigated by MPs who fiddled their expenses 2
Smart Alex 03.07.12 9:49pm
dvo4fun
Diamonds are Agius best friend 0
Smart Alex 03.07.12 5:02pm
Smart Alex
Diamond quits and thanks Barclays for the libor rating experience. 1
weematt 03.07.12 7:44pm
Sinnick
Apple users with pirated software told to download the latest i-patch. 0
weematt 03.07.12 4:37pm
weematt
Iran conducts test of long-range tickling stick

The official news agency of Iran confirmed yesterday that the nation’s powerful Revolutionary Guards had conducted their first successful test of a giant, inter-continental tickling stick. The...

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Long Distance Clara 09.07.12 6:45pm
Perks
Harry Redknapp to take over as Barclays CEO

Former Tottenham gaffer Harry Redknapp has been named as Bob Diamond’s successor. Redknapp said at a press conference ‘e hadn’t got a bleedin’ clue about this banking lark’ sending...

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daneade 03.07.12 3:15pm
daneade
Wimbledon Centre Court to use sprinklers and create rain when roof is closed

In a bid to re-create exact British summer conditions at all times during the tournament, Wimbledon chiefs have agreed that they will switch the sprinkler system on at key stages during any matches...

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Iamthestig 03.07.12 3:13pm
Iamthestig
Scientists hail first sighting of elusive "bankers' morals"

Jubilant scientists in CERN have confirmed the first known sighting of the infinitesimally small ‘collective conscience of the bankers’, after a hunt lasting many years. ‘We knew one banker,...

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NewSuburbanDad 04.07.12 3:20pm
NewSuburbanDad
Scientists prove hidden Doggerland underworld uncovered in carpark of the A46 0
simonjmr 03.07.12 3:09pm
simonjmr
idiot 0
medici2471 03.07.12 2:58pm
medici2471
NHS reforms ‘seriously undermining’ patient care, warns Ian Brady

Moors Murderer Ian Brady has described Health Secretary’s Andrew Lansley’s health reforms as ‘criminal’ after undergoing a less than satisfactory NHS experience, it has, emerged. Brady’s...

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Gary Stanton 03.07.12 2:15pm
Gary Stanton
Murdoch: "Scientology is creepy and evil"

Doctors fear that media tycoon, Rupert Murdoch has completely lost his sense of irony. "This may be something he had to surrender when he became an American citizen for commercial reasons.",...

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apepper 03.07.12 12:57pm
apepper
Redknapp bookies favourite for vacant Barclays job 1
charlies_hat 03.07.12 3:09pm
seymour totti
Adam Ant confirms pioneering use of coloured tape healed nose sprain 0
button 03.07.12 12:05pm
button
Barclays walking-plank order specifies 'must support a man with heavy pockets' 0
dvo4fun 03.07.12 11:56am
dvo4fun
Typo confirmed as Barclays now say Diamond has re signed as CEO 0
simonjmr 03.07.12 11:37am
simonjmr
Aztec priests 'vindicated' as rain halts Wimbledon again

Priests from the temple of the Aztec night god Tezcatlipoca at Tenochtitlan in Mexico have been gloating at the discomfiture of the British public as the Wimbledon championships are being held up by...

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Oxbridge 03.07.12 11:57am
button
God announces discovery of the Higgs Boson a day ahead of CERN

more futuristic things when He speaks to me next...

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Not Amused 03.07.12 1:00pm
Not Amused
Bob Diamond accused of fixing media interest in Barclays by resigning 0
simonjmr 03.07.12 10:24am
simonjmr