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Tramp "outraged to be mistaken for John Galliano" 0
JohnA 3 years
Homeopaths outraged as man pisses in reservoir 13
beau-jolly 3 years

Anyone want to run with this?, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-13874089...

Philip Davis: The disabled should be used as crash test dummies 2
John Wiltshire 3 years

Philip Davies, the Conservative MP for Shipley, has suggested that the disabled could be used as crash test dummies by car manufacturers. 'Let's face it,' he said, 'it's a winner for all concerned....

Henman 'to drop out of commentating Wimbledon for the BBC at the quarter finals' 7
JohnA 3 years

After the quarter finals, he has nothing to say...

Le Monde: "Brave French troops advance out of Afghanistan" 0
JohnA 3 years

More Gallic bravery soon...

Straw man "sick of having his arguments dismissed as fallacious" 0
JohnA 3 years

Blames Nazis, Flat Earthers and Liberal Democrats for agreeing with him...

Hell freezing over "caused by carbon dioxide as predicted by climate models" 4
JohnA 3 years

says a desperate Greenpeace spokesperson. More soon...

What is it with women and dishwasher stacking, asks a Financial Times leader 1
ronseal 3 years

. A leader column in the Financial Times today has broken ranks with conventional thinking and dared to ask the question everyone's too scared to confront: why are women so bad at dishwasher...

Greggs back 'steak bake for all' 0
dotdash 3 years

What a vote winner! From the stroy "Clegg backs 'bank shares for all'"...

Afghani Catholics praise Obama's early withdrawal 0
MaverickRat 3 years

but surprised as they had no idea there were any U.S seaman there...

Bum TV hit by No Win No Fee claims 0
Dick Everyman 3 years

Following a deluge of complaints from obese, overweight and just plain fat people whose arses have been secretly filmed for television news programmes, legal firms are now mounting compensation...

Johnny Cash was going to change name to Johnny Chip n Pin 0
Leeboy007 3 years

to keep up with modern times, it has been revealed in a new book of memoirs...

British troops surprised by French withdrawl of 4000 soldiers from Afghanistan 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years

"we had no idea they had any here" says a senior officer in Helmand...

Wombles pull out of Glastonbury - replaced at last minute by Mud. 0
Skylarking 3 years

More festival schadenfreude humour for the over 40s soon...

Villas-Boas appointed Chelsea boss after Damocles refuses approach 0
JohnA 3 years

"Too risky" said Damocles, "give me a king's sword suspended above my head by a single horse hair to managing Chelsea every time"...

Glen Campbell 'suffering from Alzheimer's disease' 0
JohnA 3 years

"Who?" says Country and Western fans....

New Chelsea manager late on first day at the Bridge... 0
Leeboy007 3 years

was too slow doing his paper round...

Scottish Football Players Agree To Take Part In Olympic Soccer Games.... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.But won't play further south than Derby...

Catalan risks being alienated after admitting he's quite relaxed about ethnicity 0
ronseal 3 years

A Catalan who refused to be partisan, is quite relaxed about his identity and likes to listen to both sides of the argument risks being imprisoned for refusing to conform to stereotype...

Man not particularly fussed either way about Marmite 0
dandare70 3 years
Government hails its U-turn on an initial U-turn as a revolution in politics 3
Qoxiivi 3 years
Radox's new fragranced soap range to help male shoppers 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Following a recent survey, Radox found that male shoppers were unable to relate to any range involving complex smells. The example given of Radox's Eastern Spirit Oriental Lotus Flower and Orange...

Hugh Hefner was dumped by fiancee for 'not being sexist enough' 0
PamChristianAnderson 3 years

Hugh Hefner’s 25 year old ex-fiancee Crystal Harris dashed rumours that she dumped her viagra taking lover because she sensed she could eek out a living in show business without having to suck off...

Cumberland Pencils to replace graphite with lead to 'reduce carbon emissions' 0
JohnA 3 years

More doodling soon...

Mel Gibson to write and direct movie of Galliano trial 0
simonjmr 3 years
Louis Walsh denies indecent assault on music 0
FraserWords 3 years

Well, somebody had to...

Warning of dangerous levels of Bono exposure this weekend 0
MC One R 3 years

Experts are warning of the dangers of extremely high levels of Bono in the west of England this weekend. Tom Barber, professor of predictable rock at the University of Minehead said "We have been...

Galliano has rare condition he can't differentiate between narcissist or nazi 0
simonjmr 3 years
Under siege Taliban calls in consultant for brand re-launch in Afghanistan 1
ronseal 3 years

Rumours emerging from Afghanistan suggest that the Taliban's influence is on the wane in the war torn nation. But the movement intends to fight back, with a brand re-launch led by a leading digital...

Flatulent MEPs defy cap on arse gas emissions 0
PamChristianAnderson 3 years

Flatulent MEPs are refusing to back down in a row over caps on UK rectal gas emissions. The Tory MEPs - a mixture of bloated, over-fed men from the Shires and retired city bankers with an aversion to...