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Hillbilly Scientists discover the Hicks, Bo & Luke particle in West Virginia 2
Scronnyglonkle 04.07.12 8:35pm
Scronnyglonkle
Bob Diamond To Stack Shelves at Poundland

After missing his first appointment at Jobcentre the newly unemployed Bob Diamond has been ordered to complete 2 weeks work assistance at his local Poundland. Diamond has objected strongly to the...

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daneade 04.07.12 12:07pm
daneade
Stuart Pearce excluded from London Fashion week for "style reasons"

London Fashion week has this week responded to Victoria Beckhams request that Stuart Pearce be excluded from attending the annual fashion fest due to "style reasons" More soon...

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simonjmr 04.07.12 11:55am
simonjmr
Superdry Ban To Take Effect From Tomorrow

The nationwide ban on all forms of Superdry clothing comes into effect from midnight tonight. The emergency measures have been forced on the government as it seeks to stop up to 1 in 3 Britons from...

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daneade 04.07.12 11:41am
daneade
Makers of SPAM concede email advertising is "destined to fail" 3
grumblechops 05.07.12 1:59pm
beau-jolly
Hazzard County missing animals Dept finally tracks down Hogg's Bison 1
Smart Alex 04.07.12 2:41pm
Haywood Manley
LHC to be put to work finding elusive banker's conscience

Following the discovery of the Higgs boson scientists at CERN have announced that the LHC can now turn its attention to more practical work. Having demonstrated its ability to find something...

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gregle 04.07.12 11:09am
gregle
Search for boson over. Found in latin-american dance school. 0
weematt 04.07.12 11:08am
weematt
Diamond tips

Don't get caught, Don't eat yellow snow, Never admit responsibility, Cavendish to win stage 4 of 2012 Tour de France, Decoy to win the 4.40 at Kempton More tips soon...

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simonjmr 05.07.12 9:23am
simonjmr
Triumphant Child announces discovery of Leg-O-boxset 0
simonjmr 04.07.12 10:59am
simonjmr
Giggs Boson finally unveiled after CERN successfully lift injunction 0
bonjonelson 04.07.12 10:46am
bonjonelson
Careless CERN boffin mislays Higgs Boson only hours after finding it. 0
Boutros 04.07.12 10:41am
Boutros
Sociologist aims to find out "what makes Irish people tick" 2
Scroat 04.07.12 10:54am
simonjmr
L-drivers "not all lesbians" report shows 0
Scroat 04.07.12 10:11am
Scroat
Biggs boson found living quietly in Brazil under false name. 0
Thor 04.07.12 10:08am
Thor
Mariners celebrate discovery of Higg's Botswain 0
antharrison 04.07.12 7:58am
antharrison
CERN boffins deny existence of clitoris after fruitless search 0
cinquecento 04.07.12 7:40am
cinquecento
Search starts for Higgs Bo's daughter

More to follow...

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apepper 04.07.12 7:33am
apepper
Space "not visible from space" 1
nickb 04.07.12 11:06am
RickH
Trident to be used to deter unofficial use of Olympic logos

South Luffenham public library has been threatened with thermonuclear extinction if it does not remove it's book display on 'The Olympics' by Thursday tea time. Trident, initially designed to be...

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woodymellor 05.07.12 8:03am
nickb
'Internet troll' discovered to be a million monkeys with a million laptops 0
Perks 03.07.12 8:02pm
Perks
Mermaid sighted off the Isle of Wight

A reported sighting of a mermaid off the Isle of Wight is being investigated by the Ministry of Agriculture, Fisheries and Food. The sighting comes on the day a US scientific agency said there is no...

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roybland 03.07.12 7:34pm
roybland
"Don't call me a hero" says man who wrestled rhea

A man who helped recapture an escaped rhea in a village outside Ipswich has admitted he had no idea it was an escaped pet at the time, admitting he "just fancied having a go at something that big."...

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grumblechops 05.07.12 1:50am
Very Little Else
Tapeworm measurers accused of 'race to the bottom' 2
04.07.12 11:04am
rustytruss
Duchess of Cornwall Land Mines are "final insult to Diana" claims Earl

Land mines featuring the faces of members of the Royal Family, including Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, have lead to a furious outburst from Earl Spencer - branding them "the final insult" to his...

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bonjonelson 03.07.12 9:19pm
bonjonelson
Tedious talk about the jet stream set to continue

Mind-numbing explanations of how the jet stream is responsible for the wet British summer will continue for the next few weeks, according to forecasters. 'Unfortunately we expect the present very...

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roybland 03.07.12 6:25pm
roybland
Out of date pasties marketed as "50 shades of Greggs". More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 04.07.12 8:47am
jimmydodger
Maths geek told: Explaining binary to a girl is not "getting to 2nd base". 0
dominic_mcg 03.07.12 5:31pm
dominic_mcg
Bankers who fiddled Libor to be investigated by MPs who fiddled their expenses 2
Smart Alex 03.07.12 9:49pm
dvo4fun
Diamonds are Agius best friend 0
Smart Alex 03.07.12 5:02pm
Smart Alex