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Schoolboy reveals difference between the Leveson Enquiry & the Culture Secretary 0
cinquecento 3 years

One is a witch hunt, the other is a rich .. ////yes I know it's a dreaded two-liner, but can't work out how to fit it in a ticker limit//...

Phone hacking scandal continues - red tops paying the price 0
Haywood Manley 3 years
It's not a witch hunt-we've found her. 0
Tomfinger 3 years
Pope and Mladic's adopted child Ratko Ratzinger 'not expected to turn out evil' 0
pere floza 3 years
Hollande says plane was not called Grecce Lightning 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

more bad puns later...

Charlie Brooks regrets calling arrest of wife "witch hunt" 1
apepper 3 years

Charlie Brooks, husband of former News International editor Rebekah, has moved quickly to clarify his description of her arrest as a witch hunt. "Of course, I didn't mean that they thought she was a...

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Smart Alex 3 years
An idiot’s guide to... Germany. 10
Thor 3 years

An idiot’s guide to Germany., Germany is for many an ideal holiday destination, indeed, ask anyone over the age of 80 and they’ll tell you it’s unmissable. Much of Northern Germany consists...

Rebekah Brooks seen buying boil in the bag eye of newt and dog tongue casserole 0
Tomfinger 3 years

more toil and trouble soon...

Paralysed man ponders next move after successful hand op 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
'Pitbully Elliot': The misunderstood dancing dog that just wants to bite 3
3 years

Cinema fans are braced for the heel-good film of the Summer, as 'Pitbully Elliot' tells the tale of one dancing dog's struggle to be accepted for who he really is. Raised in a northern collie-ery...

Greece on slippery slope. Travolta and Newton-John on the skids. 0
Maverick 3 years
World’s longest cab journey was ‘a shortcut’ insists driver 7
Qoxiivi 3 years

Two passengers, taken on a 43,000-mile cab journey that lasted 15 months, have been confidently told the ordeal was 'the quickest way to get to Covent Garden from where you were.' by their driver,...

Missing child's parents cause outrage saying Derek Acorah's career is dead 0
Ian Searle 3 years

They say they were told by a messenger from the enetrtainment induistry that the TV Clairvoyant is 'not on this planet anymore', but is 'flying with the fairies', and is soon to be reincarnated....

Sir Alex Ferguson complains about extra time at DFS sale 3
seymour totti 3 years

Manchester United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, has complained after the DFS sale was extended by 2 hours this weekend. The additional time allowed Manchester City manager, Roberto Mancini, to go into...

Kate Middleton signs for 'Disney Princesses' 3
3 years

In what has been described as a 'fairytale signing', the Disney corporation has finally secured the rights to Kate Middleton. She now joins the ranks of the ‘Disney Princesses’, as a role model...

WWF endangered species list now includes 'Crooning Lounge Lizard' 4
seymour totti 3 years

The World Wildlife Fund for Nature has added the 'Crooning Lounge Lizard' to its list of endangered species. It was once numerous, with famous specimens such the Crosby, Sinatra or Davis Jr being...

Derek Acorah’s career dead. 0
Thor 3 years
Greek economy fails to go down the toilet 0
beau-jolly 3 years
JP Morgan board agrees to ‘double or quits’ strategy. 0
daneade 3 years

Stung by seeing £1.4 billion go down the gurgler on a carefully considered ‘whirl’, JP Morgan have decided – in classic gambler’s form – not to go down without a fight. The investment...

Dibble and Grubb to be made redundant. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 3 years

I am sure that this will be current before too long...

Cowell Spears Lovato 0
medici2471 3 years
Daily Mail holds swearing-at ceremony for new French president 11
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

The Daily Mail has welcomed the new French president, Francois Hollande, with a lavish swearing-at ceremony to mark his first day in office. The ceremony, attended by a host of Mail dignitaries, was...

An Idiots' Guide to..........Greece 17
Perks 3 years

You may have heard of the country Greece in the news recently. They are expected to join the UK in not only being a country that is in Europe but not in the Euro, but will also be bankrupt. We...

Brooks denies destroying News International papers: "Just the News of the World" 0
dvo4fun 3 years

More later...

Greece puts in huge last ditch claim for PPI rebate 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Cowell adds Spears to his to do list 0
simonjmr 3 years
Two last-minute votes see Mancini take 'Premier League's Greatest Manager' award 0
grumblechops 3 years
Wayne Sleep revealed to be dog in a suit. more later 0
Bismarck 3 years
House of Lords in uproar 0
Bismarck 3 years

there was uproar in the House of Lords yesterday when plans for reform came before the chamber. When it was suggested that noble Lords would have to pay a minimum price of 20p for their brandy, one...