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Burger flipper fired for putting hair in a bun 2
Major Clanger 3 years
Re-analysis of footprints in butter reveals elephants have six toes 4
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
George Michael was 'touch & go' - not for the first time... 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Eoin Colfer wins race to write Bible sequel 15
bonjonelson 3 years

Noted Irish author Eoin Colfer, writer of the Artemis Fowl series, has been commissioned by Harper-Collins to pen an as-yet unnamed sequel to the Bible. Harper-Collins won the publishing rights to...

Doctors say man now completely recovered following sofa factory accident 1
Smart Alex 3 years
UK growth for last quarter wiped out by accidental rounding error. 1
MT Bucket 3 years
Deal Or No Deal chaos after boxes ordered from the Shrödinger Corporation 12
Smart Alex 3 years
Wild Red-Haired Scottish Homeless being displaced by Gray Haired Accordianists 1
gaijintendo 3 years

[Wikipedia]This population decrease is often ascribed to the introduction of the Gray Haired Accordianists from Eastern Europe but the shuttering of its native habitat, removal of bins at train...

Man on a bike winner of Sports Personality of the Year not Ryan Giggs 4
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Metal sculpture thieves win "Keep Britain Tidy" Award. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
"It's the 21st century, why do we not have spray-on wrapping paper?" ask men 3
bonjonelson 3 years
French to Replace Breast Implants With Larger Ones 0
Deimos 3 years

<Deleted> - well I can't find a "delete button" but on reflection was not funny so gone...

Curry's "white goods sale" contravenes race relations act. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
nothing to see here 1
grumblechops 3 years

isn't there a delete button?...

World Leaders Unite for Flag Burning Celebrations 2
gaijintendo 3 years

They will form a circle, and pass flags to the left...

Elephant toe Professor sacked after research into camel toes breaks IT policy. 0
reforse 3 years
Santa health concern threatens Christmas for millions of children 0
Gong of Fur 3 years

The World Health Organisation has expressed its concern over the state of Father Christmas’ health, warning children not to leave seasonal snacks such as mince pies or festive alcoholic drinks out...

First winner of US X Factor named as Simon Cowell 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Teenage boy offers free thorough checking service on all UK breast implants 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Britons happier than French or Germans 3
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

as they’re neither French or German...

Alan Hansen washday confusion "can I have whites or coloureds washes?" 0
simonjmr 3 years
Man returns e-reader gift, waiting for one that reads rest of alphabet 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
LHC identifies new 'endless funding particle' 1
irregular apple 3 years
Downton’s Michelle Dockery set to top Telegraph WLTF rankings 4
Des Custard 3 years

With only a few days left to go, Michelle Dockery, who plays Lady Mary in TV’s hit period drama Downton Abbey, looks set to top the Telegraph WLTF rankings for 2011, edging out last year’s winner...

'Recipes for homeless people' good, feeding homeless people bad 0
Username 3 years

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/blogpost/post/food-not-bombs-group-arrested-for-feeding-homeless-violating-orlando-ordinance/2011/06/03/AGufUBIH_blog.html while free speech would let you...

Met Office on alert for rare 'Mushroom Cloud' formation over Korea 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Huhne: Iran's bid for UK Nuclear Reactor building contract "attractive" 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Lib Dems to form a spine by sitting on each other's shoulders. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Child born with no heart or brain survives and becomes Chancellor of Exchequer 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Kim Jong Il surprise winner of BBC Sports Personality of the Year. 0
MT Bucket 3 years