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Emma Watson to finally put out 1
Qoxiivi 3 years

Millions of males celebrated today as Emma Watson announced her decision to finally put out to the country she’s been shamelessly flirting with for several years. The news comes as a welcome...

Japanese PoW survivors back Andy Murray's refusal to play tennis in the wet 3
antharrison 3 years

A group of second world war survivors from the Japanese "Death camps" in the Burmese jungle have united with Andy Murray and have urged US tennis officials to disallow playing whilst it remains "A...

Republican Presidential Debate Degenerates Into Beatboxing Competition 1
Textbook 3 years
Planned Spectator "Umbrella-In" At US Tennis Open In New York.... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Saves the day for Murray...

Coleen Rooney has unsightly lump removed - Wayne's whereabouts being sought. 0
3 years
Royal Navy in “build your own ship” intrigue 3
3 years

The Advertising Standards Agency announced today that they were investigating complaints surrounding the magazine part-work “Type 45 Destroyer!” which is published by RN publications ltd (which...

Honour Killings 'important part of our cultural heritage' says community leader 0
dvo4fun 3 years

Expanded Version:NiB length. Iqbal Yusuf, a community representative, has spoken out about Honour Killings. "I couldn't get a paid job but do voluntary youth work instead. Being a 'detached worker'...

Return of Downturn Abbey confirms double dip recession says Economist... 0
ItsReevesy 3 years
Gay blood donations showing higher Homoglobin levels than expected 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Sushi sales now outstripping those of genuine cold vomit 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Gaddafi rues the appointment of Mark Thatcher as North African route consultant 2
simonjmr 3 years
Luton man admitted to asylum after being found "having conversations with brands 0
ronseal 3 years
National Trust concerned over new homes. 'It may reduce the value of our land' 1
martin2381 3 years
Henry VIII wrote Greensleeves whilst suffering from heavy cold, claims historian 8
jp1885 3 years
Gay blood ban lifted. Slightly cheerful blood ban to be lifted soon. 0
martin2381 3 years
Worldwide search shutdown as Google CEO googles himself. 2
Boutros 3 years

Google's CEO Larry Page expressed surprise and regret in an interview this morning after the international search engine was brought crashing to its knees overnight. "It was a rather dumb thing to...

Tiger Woods' Game Continues To Deteriorate 3
Textbook 3 years

Concerns mounted for Tiger Woods after an incident during a tournament last Friday where Woods, missing a difficult putt, extended a foot to stop the ball from continuing past the hole. Missing the...

Zebadee storms out of BBC after insulting 'inconvenient embarrassment' snub. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

The Zebadee - nicknamed 'slinky' due to his distinctive artificial limb – became the first double amputee appear on children's television show. He bounced out of the BBC after BBC journalist Rob...

Calls for urgent rethink of plan to replace 999 with +44 999 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
New moon landing site photo reveals wheel clamp 3
jp1885 3 years
Gvt cuts forces West Lothian question to be decided by ‘Red or Black?’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Plaid Cymru ‘needs urgent makeover’ says fashion commentators 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
PJ Harvey thanks her parents for not naming her Billie Jean Harvey 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Syrian TV station still waiting for a call from Ed Miliband 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Robocop destroys BBC after insulting 'inconvenient embarrassment' snub. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
News International to sell Wapping plant but keep all the teeny ones. More soon. 4
dominic_mcg 3 years
Honour killings "Important part of our cultural heritage" say community leaders 4
dvo4fun 3 years

More soon Possibly...

Global Warming : True Cause Identified. 6
sharkbones 3 years

After 25 years research, billions coined from new so-called carbon taxes, the true culprit of global warming has now been revealed by climatology experts. " basically, " said leading climate...

Highest-paid CEO's solve problems with longer acronyms and stronger buzzwords 0
Dumbnews 3 years

according to research by Forbes magazine....

Google In Hot Water 0
Textbook 3 years

over the search engine's response to an attempt to google "google", it being "Either you're retarded or you're an annoying litlle smartarse who can piss off."...