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Professional cyclists wins ‘Campest Sports Apparel’ award for 23rd year. 0
be reasonable 3 years

This year, they had to beat off the squad of Stade Francaise rugby team and all the NFL...

Doc asks mum to be with furniture polish craving: How are your stools? 2
ronseal 3 years
BBC grudgingly concedes things other than NoTW scandal are still happening 6
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
The Jam to re-record 'News Of The World' as 'Phone Hacking Scum' 3
Leeboy007 3 years
‘I’ve always slept with a kangaroo head in my bed’ claims Cameron 0
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

David Cameron denied today that the discovery of a kangaroo head on his pillow this morning was anything to do with the wrath of a mysterious underworld figure known only as ‘M’, and was, in...

Professor Layton still unable to set video recorder 1
jp1885 3 years

Top-hatted mystery-solver extraordinaire, Professor Hershel Layton, has astounded fans of hand-hand console puzzle games by admitting that, despite his impressive track record in unravelling...

Rebekah Brooks allowed one phone hack in prison... 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Latitude to be re-named Longitude from 2012 6
Leeboy007 3 years
American man follows his dream and ends up in swimming pool full of kittens 5
ronseal 3 years

Like many Americans, New Jersey student Jim Gartner was determined to follow his dream. And now his perseverance has paid off, because yesterday he spent an eternity on a series of very tall...

Oxford students slam new Calculus course as "too derivative" 4
JohnA 3 years

More dy/dx soon...

One in three workers admits to sky diving 0
SpankyMonkey 3 years
Fashion designer Coco Chanel also invented chocolate flavoured breakfast cereal 3
Ian Searle 3 years

After a short spell as a circus clown. Not a lot of people know that!...

Barack Obama criticizes Turkey on human rights stance 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Max Mosley to take case of illegal electric dog collars to the European Court 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Delayed summer solstice due to rogue Facebook app, admits God. 0
f0zz 3 years

The Met Office was reportedly in crisis after the delayed onset of summer was finally revealed today. "We've had a call from the Vatican," Chief Meteorologist Terry Parfitt confirmed, "and the cause...

Horse Whisperer recovering after new throat lozenge prescription 0
SpankyMonkey 3 years
Sky cancels new series of 'Ross Kemp on Crooked Journalists' 0
jp1885 3 years
Women putting off childbirth get IMF warning,Dominic Straus Kahn is on the prowl 0
guffaw 3 years
Brooks set to blow lid on governments past and present with explosive memoir 0
f0zz 3 years

Crystal Tips from Alastair...

Japanese resist surrender to USA as world cup stereotype final ends in shootout 0
charlies_hat 3 years
BBC axes Mock The Week as there will be no other news, ever 0
Leeboy007 3 years
Cameron hides under duvet and sobs to Clegg 'I don't Wanna Do This Anymore' 0
Leeboy007 3 years
police to round up every ginger person in the UK for phone hacking questioning 0
Leeboy007 3 years
Sarah Brightman finally gets her heart back 0
Leeboy007 3 years

years after losing it to a starship trooper...

Tea Party suggest Lemonade stands to pay off National Debt 0
hansens-scar 3 years

Leading figures within the Tea Party movement have swung behind the idea of a nationwide drive of Lemonade stands to pay off America's $14.5 trillion debt arguing that it will break the deadlock on...

Day 28 in the House. Paul is evicted as Rebecca is called to the Inquiry Room 1
ronseal 3 years

Fans of the new reality game show, Big Browser, flocked to Wapping yesterday, to see a double eviction. First, Rebecca left under a blanket and was bundled into a police van. Then, in a dramatic...

Supercamerongoballisticmetpoliceareatrocious. More soon. 0
red 3 years

(I'm sure this could be much better)...

Sharp fall in value of Iamthestig derivatives on Newsbiscuit schtock exchange 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Isle of Wight proves fact's funnier than fiction 0
islandhack 3 years

In a bid to prove that it has a real 'seaside postcard' sense of humour the Isle of Wight council has closed most of the island's public loos and all of its tourist information centres. "The sight...

Man City in last-ditch attempt to recreate Amazonian rainforest 3
Gary Stanton 3 years

In a desperate bid to prevent homsesick striker Carlos Tevez moving to Brazilian club Corinthians, City bosses are to seek the approval of a small scale rainforest project in inner city Manchester....