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Torys to attract more female front benchers by making seats smaller and pink 1
thisisall1word 06.03.13 6:57pm
Squudge
Woman demanding compensation for leather breast implants told 'tough tits' 0
baron la croix 06.03.13 6:52pm
baron la croix
Shetland Pony population decimated while attempting gangnam style moves. 0
the coarse whisperer 06.03.13 6:13pm
the coarse whisperer
Dog the Bounty Hunter has to make do with Twix

Hat tip to me...

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nickb 06.03.13 5:42pm
nickb
'Redundancy package will not include holiday pay' warn Thomas Cook 0
Nobby Holder 06.03.13 4:04pm
Nobby Holder
English study on Scottish Independence concludes "Hadrian was right all along". 0
AReader 06.03.13 3:14pm
AReader
Princess Daffodil new 2-1fav name after Kate's 'D' hint

Following yesterday's surprise leak – or dare we say leek - bookmakers today made Princess Daffodil the new favourite name for Kate Middleton's baby due this summer. With William and Kate expected...

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06.03.13 2:40pm
Squudge
U.F.O.A.P. turns Lancashire night sky blue

Scientists are at a loss to explain the old age pensioner seen flying over the skies of Lancashire last night. Reports indicate the pensioner went ballistic over Manchester at around 8:30 pm and...

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baron la croix 06.03.13 2:33pm
Squudge
Humanity baffled as Bieber is booed for not singing 1
Idiot 06.03.13 2:29pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Fergie's dummy fells Ronaldo

Chaos descended in the city of Manchester as the theatre of dreams (or should that be nightmares) witnessed a footballing injury that caused many hardened supporters to turn away in shock horror. A...

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irreverendJ 06.03.13 1:55pm
Titus
Who was the anagram in the black?

Who was the anagram in the black?...

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olddoc 06.03.13 1:24pm
olddoc
Dame Helen Mirren’s intestines to play Queen’s in ‘gastroenteritis classic’

Helen Mirren’s lower bowel is to deliver another faultless performance in which she portrays Elizabeth II living with a crippling bowel condition, it has emerged. The play entitled [i]I’d Give It...

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Gary Stanton 06.03.13 12:30pm
Gary Stanton
Venezuela deny using United defeat to bury bad news

The Vice-President of Venezuela has denied accusations that he used Manchester United's defeat to Real Madrid to 'bury bad news'. Critics have suggested late President Hugo Chavez has been dead for...

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Perks 06.03.13 11:35am
Squudge
New wall promise in UKIP manifesto leak

In a leak from the latest manifesto by UKIP, plans are revealed to build a 12.429-kilometer (7723-mile) barrier of concrete and barbed wire, around the British Coastline, armed with watchtowers and...

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Dick Everyman 06.03.13 10:51am
Dick Everyman
Have you tried this at home?

.They said the pandas have been showing changes in behaviour and the signs from a brief accommodation swap on Tuesday were good. The male, Yang Guang, explored the female's den carefully, doing a...

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baron la croix 06.03.13 10:45am
baron la croix
Steve Reich in the Afternoon disappoints Radio 2 listeners

With his amusingly ceaseless banter and amazing “factoids”, Steve Reich has been wowing Radio 2 listeners since he made the jump from the good ship Radio One when lapels were wide enough to ...

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nickb 06.03.13 9:27am
nickb
Assad Accuses West Of Militarising Syrian Conflict By Providing Air Raid Shelter 0
Titus 06.03.13 9:08am
Titus
Hugo Chavez Wins "George Galloway Wind-Up Merchant" Lifetime Achievement Award 0
Titus 06.03.13 9:01am
Titus
Shops report record sales of bleach and washing powder in run-up to mother's day

The British Retail Consortium says it is "Delighted" with pre-mother's day record sales of household cleaning items such as bleach, washing-up liquid, washing powder and rubber gloves. Mark Saunders...

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antharrison 06.03.13 8:42am
Titus
Hugo Chavez Predicted To Win Forthcoming Venezuelian Election Even Though Dead

Alternative wording: "The Late Hugo Chavez Is Predicted To Win Venezuelian Presidential Election"...

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Titus 06.03.13 8:34am
Titus
Thorpe Park evacuated following water bomb threat 0
Dick Everyman 06.03.13 8:10am
Dick Everyman
Some huge Chavs have died in Venezuela. Not known if they are WKD related. 0
MADJEZ 06.03.13 1:56am
MADJEZ
Who Will be Pope? NewsBiscuit's Guide to the Contenders

As the College of Cardinals gathers in Rome to elect the successor to Pope Benedict XVI, speculation is rife about who will be the next man to steer the ship of the Catholic Church through troubled...

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Oxbridge 06.03.13 1:13am
TrueHater
Tourettes Convention ends in chaos after outbreak of pleasantries

The inaugural International Tourettes Convention in London came to a premature end when the lunch descended into chaos after an outbreak of pleasantries. Convention organiser Mike Cunt said it was...

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Yikes 05.03.13 11:46pm
Yikes
Correction: Kate promises to give child gift 'To her doorman' 0
antharrison 05.03.13 11:34pm
antharrison
UK's last fibreglass pants manufacturer accused of lagging behind.. 1
misterjingles 05.03.13 11:33pm
sigmund
AXL ROSE SLAMS JUSTIN BIEBER'S EARLY START TIME

Legendary rock frontman, Axl Rose, was reported to be furious yesterday after missing Justin Bieber's concert at the O2 due to the event kicking off at "a ridiculously early hour." "He is an...

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jamsieoconnor 05.03.13 10:48pm
Idiot
Chocolate Labrador voted Cadbury's most misleading confectionery item

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dicky37 05.03.13 10:43pm
dicky37
MPs confess they failed to leave NHS boss on trolley outside committee room

The Health Select Committee yesterday admitted it failed in its duty of care when it failed to leave NHS chief executive Sir David Nicholson bathed his own excrement for six hours on a trolly in the...

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roybland 05.03.13 10:41pm
roybland
Massive Hike in Top Bank Salaries Caused By New EU Bankers' Bonus Limit 0
Titus 05.03.13 10:36pm
Titus