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Apple denies major construction projects linked to Maps inaccuracies

Apple are facing fresh criticism over their controversial new Maps application on iOS 6 after mounting evidence that they appear to be carrying out major construction and landscaping work in an...

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jamsieoconnor 21.09.12 1:16pm
pinxit
Alien Life form found in Department for Education

The Ebacca as it has become known is a completely new organism, allegedly dangerous to schoolchildren if not controlled...

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Bismarck 21.09.12 12:17pm
Bismarck
Woody Allen apologises for "Everything" 0
Bismarck 21.09.12 12:14pm
Bismarck
Ed Balls apologises for stupid name... 0
Bismarck 21.09.12 12:12pm
Bismarck
Ed Ball apologises for stupid name... 0
Bismarck 21.09.12 12:12pm
Bismarck
Supermarkets address issue of carrier bags

Leading supermarkets ave welcomed a poll which suggests that Britons would be happy to pay for carrier bags. certain supermarkets are staying coy about rumoured plans to sell a range of bags with...

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Bismarck 21.09.12 12:09pm
Bismarck
Cecilia Gimenez "Monkey Jesus" artist commissioned to rework Coalition's image 0
simonjmr 21.09.12 11:58am
simonjmr
Drug barons express hurt and disappointment at omission from Burke's Peerage 0
cinquecento 21.09.12 11:54am
cinquecento
Invisable postmen

used by the post office I tell yee,Ive seen them with my own eyes,the occult it is and I have proof.How many times like me have you waited for a important letter and it never seems to come?Like the...

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Rev E Coli 21.09.12 11:17am
Rev E Coli
iPhone 5 enthusiasts "devastated" to get phone without fuss

Mobile phone stores were this morning literally underwhelmed as “some” Apple fans turned up to be the first to get their paws on the new iPhone 5. “We put up queue barriers outside the door in...

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kimllfixit 21.09.12 10:59am
kimllfixit
Police arrest man who set up Facebook page praising Nick Clegg 5
Stan 21.09.12 10:58am
pinxit
Angry Siamese Twins Were Beside Themselves says Witness. 0
De-scribe 21.09.12 10:30am
De-scribe
Autotune controversy mars Opening of Lib Dem conference 0
simonjmr 21.09.12 10:30am
simonjmr
Blasphemy?

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medici2471 21.09.12 10:17am
medici2471
Clegg auditions for X-mp Factor 0
medici2471 21.09.12 9:33am
medici2471
Cadbury Allawack Bar targets muslim sweet tooth

cleaning out the cupd...

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vertical 21.09.12 8:20am
vertical
'I never told the pigs they're plebs' says chief whip

variation on a theme...

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vertical 21.09.12 7:51am
vertical
Dementia research in danger of being forgotten 3
Queen of Tarts 21.09.12 7:44am
seymour totti
WHO names children as world's most prevalent STD

The World Health Organisation today issued a stark warning to try and curb the spread of a sexually transmitted disease which it described as having reached "epidemic proportions." This particularly...

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jamsieoconnor 21.09.12 7:43am
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Chief Whip denies calling police "plebs". "I called them "oiks", he insists 0
jamsieoconnor 21.09.12 7:01am
jamsieoconnor
'Click here to enter website' a geat idea says stupid idiot 0
antharrison 20.09.12 10:24pm
antharrison
Arachnophobes shun new web-based help forum 1
FlashArry 20.09.12 9:37pm
Sir Lupus
Sweeney Todd declared “fit and proper person” to run pie-and-haircut franchise

Offcut, the government regulator that oversees the approval of both the male hairdressing, shaving and cold meat retail sectors has ruled that Mr Sweeney Todd is a “fit and proper person” to...

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nickb 20.09.12 9:29pm
nickb
British rats' "attitudes hardening" to illegal imports

A survey has uncovered British rats’ anger at news that unlicensed West African cane rat meat is for sale on market stalls in East London. “For decades we British rats have been proud to be...

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Sir Lupus 20.09.12 9:27pm
Sir Lupus
Pregnant woman "had no idea she was a soldier."

“One minute I was enjoying an exotic holiday in the Middle East, the next I was being shouted at by a Sergeant Major Male Midwife,” an exhausted Jennifer Beasley of Wigan recalled. “He kept...

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nickb 20.09.12 9:25pm
nickb
MIDDLETON FAMILY TO LAUNCH NEW RANGE OF SOFT ROLLS

Michael and Carole Middleton (parents of the Duchess of Cambridge) have announced the introduction of a new line of baked goods. "We thought we should take advantage of recent events" said the...

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Al McHogan 20.09.12 9:25pm
FlashArry
Ancient scroll shows Mary Magdalane hid marriage to Jesus to get council house. 7
MADJEZ 20.09.12 9:20pm
Watford Gap ‘to be filled at last’.

Secretary of State for Health, Jeremy Hunt, has announced plans ‘to fill the Watford Gap with a giant false tooth’, setting aside £26 million of the NHS budget for the project. Conceptual...

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malgor 20.09.12 9:19pm
Sir Lupus
Clegg apology - Cameron responds: "Actually this IS easy - I'm not sorry at all"

more apologies soon. or probably not...

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Sir Lupus 20.09.12 9:11pm
Sir Lupus
Pregnant Camp Bastion soldier "a modern day Mary" 0
quango 20.09.12 9:07pm
quango