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Disco Inferno singer's widow has "no idea" what song to play at his cremation 0
grumblechops 3 years
Journalist sacked after failing to mention hair colour of female murder victim. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

More implicit sexism soon...

'Mansion tax' will see increase in 'Monopoly Money' 4
Perks 3 years

Hasbro, the makers of the famous Monopoly game, have joined Labour in coming out in support of the Government's proposal for a 'mansion tax'. They have even called for them to go further and...

Spectators shocked by orderly debate at Prime Minister’s Questions 3
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Spectators in the public gallery at the House of Commons were shocked this week by what has been described as a ‘civilised, grown-up and orderly debate’ on key political issues, with no heckling...

Glut in supply of photos of Harry dancing with scantily-clad women set to worsen 0
Al McHogan 3 years
World Wildlife Fund to set up refuges for battered fish. 0
Al McHogan 3 years

"Apparently a particular problem in Scotland", says spokesman...

World's seabirds "falling". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years

no wonder they're going extinct...

Hamilton improves laptime after pressing the red button 0
gwalker2805 3 years

Unfortunately he had just changed his video feed to Sebastian Vettel!...

Men-only clubs "illegal" says W.I. 0
beau-jolly 3 years

International Women's Day - My arse!...

Judge Lifts Super Injunction on Walkers Crisps Mystery Flavour's identities 0
paddyparkinson 3 years
Sweeney remake leads to growth in cardboard box industry. 0
seymour totti 3 years
Milibands engulfed in siblings discount scandal 0
Boutros 3 years

Even at the peak of the MPs' expenses debacle, the Miliband brothers were routinely claiming a siblings discount wherever and whenever they could, the Parliamentary Scandals Committee revealed today....

Apple to introduce new product prefix. 0
weematt 3 years

Apple Corporation, makers of the iPad and iPod, have announced their intention to launch a new series of products with a new two letter prefix. An Apple spokesperson explained "Successful as 'i' has...

Adoption:Cameron makes it easier to get rid of unwanted children, Clegg worried. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Product branding association formed - uBetterNot 0
weematt 3 years

Leading brand owners have formed an association (uBetterNot) to protect their rights to the use of a symbol (usually lower case alpha ) joined to another (usually capitalised) word. A well known...

Catholic Church excommunicates God: Pope Benedict XVI unrepentant. 0
Shaun McGrath 3 years
Basil Brush tragically gassed in urbane fox cull 0
cinquecento 3 years
The French Foreign Legion seeks independence after Sarkozy comments 1
simonjmr 3 years

Sarkozy to deport himeself in retrospect for his Hungarian Grandfather staying in France. More soon...

Apple in dispute with China over iChing 5
nostra da mouse 3 years

more litigation predicted...

Helen Mirren ready to replace deceased Queen for Diamond Jubilee celebrations 6
Stan 3 years

Following advice from top level contingency planning experts, it is understood that the Government has taken steps to ensure that the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee celebrations will not be marred by her...

Osborne introduces hefty tax on girdles 'to alleviate pain of squeezed middle' 0
pinxit 3 years
Apple announce new device for pressing clothes; the iRon. 3
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Owners of 4g iPad3 eagerly await upgrade of Britain 0
cinquecento 3 years
Disaster waiting to happen happens. 1
nickb 3 years
Best things since sliced bread reach 50 billion 0
roybland 3 years

The number of things that are the best since sliced bread, yesterday reached a startling 50 billion when Southport pensioner Dave Dunn (79) declared that, 'these free bus passes are the best thing...

Hottest gadgets on the market still lightbulb, iron and kettle 3
ronseal 3 years

Sandwich toasters, irons, kettles and lightbulbs continue to dominate the Top Five Hot Gadgets list, produced by Maturity Times magazine. The list has provoked fury among many of Britain's digital...

Apple sue J-Cloth by mistake 0
apepper 3 years

Computer and phone giant Apple have accidentally sued the manufacturers of the J Cloth cleaning material. "It was an easy mistake; they look so similar.", explained an Apple spokesman...

Agnostic accused of indecision responds “oh, I don’t know..." 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
Customer feedback survey draw winner ‘Quite Unsatisfied’ with prize 3
Midfield Diamond 3 years

The winner of a prize draw for participants in an on-line customer satisfaction survey has expressed his disappointment at the fountain pen he won, using an on-line survey regarding the win. Mr...

Apple launch app for formal wear that sounds like a war monger: iMadinnerjacket 1
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