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Tooting man questioned over May poster 0
beau-jolly 3 years

Several posters have been displayed around Tooting, criticising Theresa May. The Metropolitan Police said it had questioned local man Woolfie Smith last night., Known to many as "Citizen", Smith...

International concern as celebrity/supermodel rioting spreads to Katie Price 1
Skylarking 3 years

The international community are voicing serious concern with the news that celeb/supermodel riots have now spread to Katie Price aka Jordan. Protestors first took to the streets of Naomi Campbell...

Jordan holds breath as unrest spreads 3
beau-jolly 3 years

Glamour model, Jordan, aka Katie Price, was said to be confused last night...

New airport scanners a success, fake nuns held as officials see through disguise 1
Ian Searle 3 years

What do you think it was? The nipple rings? Or were they all men?...

Stalkers on Twitter embrace 'Follow Friday'. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Government to launch White Paper on White Papers to combat burocracy. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Fart startles Egyptian Demonstrators 0
virtuallywill 3 years

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Grey and Keys in talks with Mubarak as new Egyptian Sport and Equality Ministers 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

Morons Soon...

Margaret Beckett may be a Viking 0
beau-jolly 3 years

Former Foreign Secretary, Margaret Beckett was at the centre of controversy last night as speculation spread that she may be descended from marauding Vikings. A close colleague was heard to say,...

Royal honeymoon back on track after Pontins rescued by Britannia hotels. 2
dominic_mcg 3 years
Market latest: orange Kit Kat rallies... 1
Doylem 3 years
Money markets panic as value of limited edition Orange Kit Kat plunges 3
Skylarking 3 years

A fresh wave of unease fell on the markets today with news that the limited edition orange Kit Kat has fallen in value by almost 25% over the course of just one day‘s trading. 'It’s been a big...

Mubarak bends to calls for democracy by Appointing New Government 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Jordan next...

Cliff Richard's music guilty of religious intolerance 0
simonjmr 3 years

"well it makes me intolerant whenever I hear Saviours day" said a judge More soon...

Sky Sports announce that Roger Mellie is to take over from Andy Gray. 3
DiY 3 years
Denial is not just a river in Egypt: live on midnight TV, Mubarak promises .... 2
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years
Obama orders extraordinary rendition of Mubarak to... er, Egypt 1
pinxit 3 years

Chickens come home to roast...

Heavenland security puts Penguins on no fly list . 0
melody 3 years
Anarchy in the UK 4
beau-jolly 3 years

The spontaneous protests spreading across North Africa is feared to have come ashore in England. Groups of aging protesters took to the streets of Eastbourne chanting “What do we want?” “We...

City one-in-a-bed sex romp shock 2
beau-jolly 3 years

Recent research shows many city bankers sinking to new depths of depravity. The study warns that being given ludicrously enormous lumps of cash for no effort at all unsettles the psyche leading to...

men having sex with horse blames sex education for years of emotional problems 0
4ty2 3 years

When discussing the issue of sex outside marriage he understood the supply teacher said that men have sex with the horse. It would have helped if the teacher would have spelt it out on a blackboard...

South Africans celebrate Mandela's release. Again. More déjà vu soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Obama says being president increases cost of Valentine's - ask Bill Clinton! 2
Ian Searle 3 years
Salad cut backs; Just the tip of the iceberg 7
beau-jolly 3 years

erthat's it really...

Royal honeymooners to wear mother´s all-inclusive wristbands 1
antharrison 3 years

Following the decision that Kate Middleton will wear Princess Diana´s engagement ring, plans have been announced to allow the royal honeymooners to wear the same all-inclusive wristbands worn by the...

Middle-East question finally resolved by game of paper, scissors, stoning. 0
Milo Shame 3 years

As the democracy movement in Egypt erupts, fuelled by the efforts of young Tunisians, Middle Eastern Foreign Ministers have meet in Jordan and hope to dampen regional tension by revealing that...

Sticking pins in voodoo dolls rebranded as ‘distance accupuncture’... 0
Doylem 3 years
US woman arrested for mooning the police, thousands sign up for identity parade. 2
Ian Searle 3 years
Investing in beer a bad idea admits local drunk 0
AndyOverhead 3 years

Local park bench regular, Hugh Jangover, admitted yesterday that investing his money, all generous donations from park visitors, was doomed to failure from the off-set., "I bought the beer with the...

Marching band unveils “different drummer”... 0
Doylem 3 years