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Scientist finally prove that death will kill you. More soon. 0
martin2381 3 years
Gerard Depardieu called in to help with Somali drought. More soon 2
martin2381 3 years
Twitter Latest - Murray Not Boring Insists His Mum 0
Duff 3 years

Fresh from his ATP triumph in the Cincinnati Open yesterday, dour Scot and as some would have it British No.1, Andy Murray, was defended by his Mum on Twitter as not being in the least bit boring....

No takers on Isle of White's 'asylum for anyone' offer 0
spoole2112 3 years
Westminster Council to evict 70 year old looter's mother. 3
bonjonelson 3 years
Wilsons of Sharrow to sponsor snuff movies 0
simonjmr 3 years
New iPhone app tells you if it still works after being dropped 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Man hit by ambulance raises possibility of other ironic accidents 0
Spartan_Pig 3 years

After a man was hit by an ambulance resonding to an emergency call today, experts are warning that similarly ironic accidents are a real and present danger. A top government boffin has been quoted as...

Lower order England Batsmen gripe "We don't get to have a bat - it's not fair!" 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Growing Indian grain mountain seeks a silo 0
spoole2112 3 years
Peter Higgs nautical past clears up physics mystery 0
flyerblade 3 years

"I'd often have a few beers with my crew after returning to shore in the local hostelry and I must admit our conversations were quite loud. Often they'd be tales of the high seas on my ship the...

70 year old Tesco shoplifter ashamed as he missed the 2 for 1 offer 0
itsokchaps 3 years
Nigeria launches two satellites ... 0
flyerblade 3 years

Today Nigeria's flagship space programme, SCABAD was successfully launched. The satellites work as a pair, one to collect sort codes and the other bank account numbers. "SCABAD (Sort Code And Bank...

Rebel Fighters Launch Giant Game Of Mouse Trap To Catch Gaddafi 0
thesplodge 3 years
Easyjet admit duty-free sales of "L'Eau de Depardieu" disappointing. 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Gaddafi offers to return al-Megrahi to Scotland in return for political asylum 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years
Isle of Wight refusing to recognise Libyan rebels 0
TerribleTim 3 years
Cameron Cockahoop At Allies Victory In Libya 0
Duff 3 years

A jubilant David Cameron was scarcely able to contain his excitement earlier this morning during a press conference that had been hastily called to discuss the overthrow of Libyan dictator, Colonel...

Gaddafi to become X-factor judge, Simon Cowell to be become Libyan Dictator 0
whickerman 3 years

Which country gets the worst deal?...

Mario Balotelli becomes first footballer to 'do a Depardieu'. 0
rebel not taken 3 years

The popular craze of Planking is now considered second division by Premier League footballers. Being papped lying face down in unusual locations and 'sharing your plank' on U Tube is no longer the...

Jack Bauer Admitted To Hospital With Severe Constipation 5
BabyDinosaur 3 years

Jack Bauer, US government agent and all round legend, has been admitted to hospital with an extreme case of chronic constipation. Bauer, who has survived multiple brushes with death and cunningly...

Rebels claim key cities... 1
virtuallywill 3 years

Libya is in a state of civil war. Spies for the Rebel Alliance have stolen plans to Colonel Gadaffi's Death Stair: a weapon capable of annihilating an entire city. Rebel leader Mustafa Abdul Jalil is...

al-Megrahi seeks asylum in Pennan 3
spoole2112 3 years

As NATO backed freedom fighters closed in on Tripoly, unwell 'local hero' Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-Megrahi admitted he'd love the chance to return to Scotland at the earliest possible opportunity. ...

New iPhone app gives honest opinion on Starbucks' coffee. 1
Ostsee 3 years
Gaddafi to peform "My Way" on Libyan state TV 0
grottymonty 3 years

Libyan State TV has announced that Colonel Gaddafi will perform the Sinatra hit live later today. He will then reaffirm his vow to fight to the death shortly before disappearing into his specially...

Libyan Rebels were tagged at Gadaffi's Palace with NATO forces 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Investors reject new idea for website for not being dumb enough 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Government science advisors to be replaced by tabloid columnists. 8
Corrigan 3 years

The Government has made the controversial move of sacking all its scientific advisors today, in favour of asking tabloid columnists ‘what they reckon about stuff.’ Defending the decision, a...

Gaddafi to seek asylum in asylum 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Red Arrows suicide squad to be deployed over Libya after successful trial. 0
Iscariot 3 years

No civilians were injured during the Dorset trial, and if successful in Libya, where NATO is assisting a bunch of thugs (thought to be more amenable to western bribery for oil than the curent bunch...