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Wakefield man ‘not bothered’ by drop to 56,784,933rd in line to the throne. 1
malgor 03.12.12 7:22pm
rikkor
Osborne reintroduces Wool Tax to cash in on upcoming bootie knitting frenzy 0
Nowherefast 03.12.12 7:13pm
Nowherefast
Some baby names deserve another chance. Welcome Queen Myra the First... 0
Tripod 03.12.12 7:07pm
Tripod
William announces new heir

more soon he hopes...

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Dick Everyman 03.12.12 7:02pm
Dick Everyman
William 'Unsure how they'll manage when Kate's Avon money stops rolling-in'

Prince William has spoken of his concerns about managing to balance his household budget given that Kate will have to stop selling Avon cosmetics to friends and family when the baby is born. 'On top...

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antharrison 03.12.12 6:34pm
antharrison
Hospital ratings improve as death is re-classified as ‘targets met’... 0
Tripod 03.12.12 6:19pm
Tripod
Floods, cut-backs, paedophiles, hacking, royal baby - more bad news 0
Dick Everyman 03.12.12 6:07pm
Dick Everyman
“Celebrity bloodbath going to plan”, as public accepts call to arms...

Celebrities are falling like flies as members of the public respond to the call to take up arms and attack. Trevor Wilmott, borough surveyor and gunman, is holed up at a paramilitary training camp,...

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Tripod 03.12.12 6:04pm
Tripod
Ryde beef tallow candle factory to make Isle of Wight self-sufficient in energy. 0
Boutros 03.12.12 5:57pm
Boutros
Sibling rivalry: Catherine has acute morning sickness to compete with a cute ass 0
Perks 03.12.12 5:19pm
Perks
Palace confirms latest royal baby 'Unlikely to be named Bing' 0
antharrison 03.12.12 5:11pm
antharrison
Speaker Bercow caps use of 'Dowler' & 'McCann' in Leveson debate

More later...

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dvo4fun 03.12.12 5:08pm
dvo4fun
Woman knew Kate was pregnant after saying so every day since wedding.

More self fullfilling prophecies soon...

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MADJEZ 03.12.12 5:06pm
MADJEZ
Vanishing carpet fitter found in Bermuda – tacks avoidance suspected. 0
weematt 03.12.12 5:05pm
weematt
Palace elated to anounce Prince William not a jaffa. 0
MADJEZ 03.12.12 5:01pm
MADJEZ
Pregnant Sunderland woman also suffered from acute morning sickness

News of the Duchess of Cambridge's admission to hospital after suffering from acute morning sickness has led to Chelsey Bradshaw, 16, from Sunderland contacting the Duchess to pass-on advice she...

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antharrison 03.12.12 4:56pm
antharrison
Isle of Wight looking forward to getting text messages 0
simonjmr 03.12.12 4:52pm
simonjmr
Merkin open to 'haircut' or 'quimtrim' on Greek debt if position improves 0
simonjmr 03.12.12 4:51pm
simonjmr
Paul Daniels declares new hairpiece to be 'Magic carpet'

More soon and my first neat-o sub...

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antharrison 03.12.12 4:50pm
pinxit
Yoda/Siri conversation ends in bloodbath 5
antharrison 03.12.12 4:44pm
pinxit
Kate and William announce their first child is due May 2013 1
medici2471 03.12.12 4:44pm
medici2471
Brilliant timing Kate, say papers, as everyone forgets Leveson

More soon. Trust me on this one...

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Oxbridge 03.12.12 4:40pm
Oxbridge
Woman’s face on toasted cheese "probably not Virgin Mary”, says Luton man...

A Luton man has identified the face of a woman he found on a slice of toasted cheese as “maybe one of the Spice Girls” or “someone off the telly”, rather than the Virgin Mary, thus turning...

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Tripod 03.12.12 4:38pm
button
Mass media confusion as Duke of Cambridge undergoes hair replacement therapy 0
LittleSpender 03.12.12 4:34pm
LittleSpender
Duchess of Cambridge pregnant, Jimmy Savile “out of the frame”... 0
Tripod 03.12.12 4:29pm
Tripod
This Christmas, get the motorist in your life a miniature unicorn.

Imported directly from North Korea, this astonishing little beast will make traffic jams disappear before your very eyes! It will turn BMW drivers into vague approximations of real human beings! See...

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sigmund 03.12.12 3:54pm
sigmund
Persian carpets pulled

The future of Persian carpet production in Iran is in doubt following worrying developments recently exposed by nuclear inspectors. Following a visit to Tehran's Grand Bazaar, an off duty team of...

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Dick Everyman 03.12.12 2:35pm
Dick Everyman
Osborne to make autumn statement in stunning M&S georgette dress.

The catwalk was re-installed in the House this morning in anticipation of the government’s autumn statement. Whilst the Tories will be modelling frocks and two-piece suits in gorgeous orange...

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malgor 03.12.12 2:29pm
malgor
Osbourne to introduce new personal taxation rates; Tall, Grande & Venti 0
charlies_hat 03.12.12 2:26pm
charlies_hat
New Data Communications Bill to store everyone’s thoughts for a year

Plans to monitor the contents of everyone’s head came a step closer today with a proposed amendment to the government’s draft Data Communications Bill. Under the proposals all beliefs, intentions...

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Ludicity 03.12.12 12:46pm
Ludicity