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Shrödinger's cat urged to think "outside the box" 1
Smart Alex 08.07.12 8:32am
Skylarking
Shades of Grey Paint Boss Baffled by Customer Demand

Colin Grey, managing director of Bradford paint manufacturer Shades of Grey, has found the firm’s latest catalogue to be surprisingly popular. “Naturally we’re very proud of our range of...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 07.07.12 9:26pm
Iggy Pop-Barker
Shades of Grey Paint Boss Baffled by Customer Demand

Colin Grey, managing director of Bradford paint manufacturer Shades of Grey, has found the firm’s latest catalogue to be surprisingly popular. “Naturally we’re very proud of our range of...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 07.07.12 9:25pm
Iggy Pop-Barker
Cameron wondering how he can blame the Gulf Stream on the last Labour government 2
roybland 08.07.12 6:59am
roybland
George Osborne working on a Mona Lisa smile

Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne is practising a Mona Lisa smile to court popularity after a series of U-turns following his March Budget. Osborne's recent clash with Ed Balls at Prime...

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roybland 07.07.12 4:19pm
roybland
Agronomists puzzled by surge in sales of Defra manual, Fifty Grades of Hay 1
V Riddoch 07.07.12 4:02pm
JohnA
Following seafood dinner, Martin Luther King tells reporters, "I had a bream" 2
Smart Alex 07.07.12 6:25pm
SpankyMonkey
Scottish Independence to be decided on Centre Court 1
Ironduke 07.07.12 2:52pm
Ironduke
Isle of Wight councillors to get Psion Organisers. 0
nickb 07.07.12 1:01pm
nickb
Number of bishops who want to become women grows.

The number of bishops who want to become women has grown “exponentially” according to a new survey. It’s understood as many as fifty, including titular bishops, have expressed an interest. ...

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nickb 08.07.12 9:27am
Gerontius
Santander British Grand Prix - Sponsored by the EU bailout fund. 0
MADJEZ 07.07.12 11:49am
MADJEZ
Rebecca Adlington fastest in practice at Silverstone 2
Duncan Biscuit 08.07.12 9:09am
LittleSpender
Commercial space launch delayed by row over cabin crew support tights.

Female cabin crew working for Richard Branson have refused to wear support tights in space, prompting fears that the first commercial space flights could be delayed for months if not years. ...

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nickb 07.07.12 10:31am
nickb
C4 Wales launches "Strictly" rival "Cwm Dancing". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 07.07.12 10:09am
Al OPecia
F1 Dilemma: Will McLaren Switch Button From Wets To 'Jets'?

McLaren engineers played a surprise 'ace' this morning and revealed that Jenson Button could be on revolutionary 'Jet Ski' tyres for Sunday's British Grand Prix. With waterlogged Silverstone awash...

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07.07.12 10:28am
Gay Bolt are two athletes, not an insult Olympic report confirms 0
custard cream 07.07.12 9:49am
custard cream
Katie Holmes gets custody of Suri, Tom Cruise gets the spaceship

Fears of a messy divorce have receded as Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise have reached a settlement. While precise details are confidential, Holmes is believed to have got sole custody of Suri and...

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Yikes 10.07.12 7:42am
Yikes
Al Qaeda claims "operation drain block" a total success. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 07.07.12 9:17am
dominic_mcg
Federer promises to "do his bit" for Scottish Independence 0
bonjonelson 07.07.12 8:39am
bonjonelson
Scottish opposition routed as Murray and Federer reach Wimbledon final

British player Andy Murray and Swiss maestro Roger Federer will contest the Wimbledon final after having easy wins against Scottish players Novak Djokovic and Jo-Wilfried Tsonga in the semi-finals....

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Yikes 07.07.12 8:47am
Golgo13
Accusations of dumbing down as Olympics introduce "It's a knockout" events

Sebastian Coe has defended the decision of the UK Olympic board to insist that athletic finalists dress as national vegetables for their races. Speaking in a moose costume, Lord Coe explained: "We...

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apepper 07.07.12 12:57pm
apepper
Foreigner wins Wimbledon.

A humourless foreign man (insert name as appropriate) from a beautiful mountainous land populated by surly, insular people will win the Wimbledon tennis championship tomorrow. The man, famous for...

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Thor 07.07.12 4:55pm
Thor
Olympic torch bearers issued with new 'British Summer' clothing.

After complaints from runners and their Police escorts about doing the relay in shorts and t-shirts Olympic organisers have been forced to issue more suitable clothing....

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MADJEZ 07.07.12 2:27pm
Gerontius
Libor to be renamed Lie-Bar.

More soon. Bit late, I've been busy...

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MADJEZ 07.07.12 7:05am
MADJEZ
Google To Lease Storage Space In People's Heads To Handle Massive Internet Data.

Internet giant Google has come up with a solution to its data storage problems. The exponential growth in the use of the Internet has caused many of the top web site facilities to experience...

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08.07.12 9:13pm
JohnA
English girl's pet Scot through to Wimbledon final 0
06.07.12 10:27pm
George W. Bush Accepts Position As Court Jester For Obama Cabinet 0
06.07.12 9:33pm
Fifty shades of grey published in pop-up version

More to follow...

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apepper 06.07.12 9:33pm
apepper
George W. Bush Accepts Position As Court Jester For Obama Cabinet

George W. was accepted on as the official court Jester for the Obama cabinet today. Appearing before the assembled advisers for the first time, W. had them suppressing giggles as soon as he opened...

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06.07.12 9:31pm
Murray pleased for Marray 0
custard cream 06.07.12 9:10pm
custard cream