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Phonebox postcard posters relieved as 'Greek' is back on the menu 0
pere floza 3 years
Germany declares war on Europe as UK is consumed with hacking scandal 0
grottymonty 3 years

Germany has been carpet bombing Holland and Belgium, has marched on Paris and been rounding up undesirables in Poland this week. News has only just reached the UK given that every hack employed...

NHS to prevent further saline abuse by keeping North Sea in locked cupboard 1
pere floza 3 years

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Trading Standards successfully prosecute ELO for "not being a proper orchestra". 0
grottymonty 3 years

They're not very light or electric either...

James Murdoch swift reaction to latest allegations - 0
dvo4fun 3 years

"Sod that for a Game of Soldiers - book me New York one-way." More later...

Taliban identified as second largest holder of US Debt 0
Tom55 3 years

US Treasury Secretary Geithner denied that this would that this would affect US Afghanistan policy when interviewed on the steps of his local mosque after prayers...

Liam Fox 'bullish' on Taliban handover "Its' Win Win." 1
dvo4fun 3 years

Defence Secretary Liam Fox was upbeat over the long-term prospects for peace and stability in Afghanistan, following the military handover in Helmand province earlier this week. "Funnily enough, we...

Asian Wendi Dominates White Guy in Cream-Pie Action 6
charlieworth 3 years

More tasteless innuendo soon...

PM denies appointing McCartney to compose Swan song 2
Dick Everyman 3 years

The Prime Minister, David Cameron, vigorously denied rumours last night that he had appointed Sir Paul McCartney to write his Swan song. “This is a malicious ‘untruth’ perpetrated by certain...

Britain stunned by allegations James Murdoch may have lied to MPs 1
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
Rudolph Hess's grave hacked. 3
MADJEZ 3 years
Cameron regales PMQ's with the tale of his first Eton wedgie experience 1
thackaray 3 years
Prince Andrew steps down. 1000 jobs go in aviation and hospitality industries. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Killer Nurse "used to read News of the World". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
Shuttle pilot left wifes bag at International Space Station. Has to go back. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

No more soon...

Bristol zoo announces Terry Nutkins breeding plan and reintroduction to the wild 0
simonjmr 3 years
Coming soon: Cameronmysun on Sunday! 0
dickiewdean 3 years

Respected publishing house News International has announced its most generous rapprochement yet with the Conservative Party of Great Britain, following continuing reverberations from the phone...

Conspiracy theorists claim the Space Shuttle programme was a hoax 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years
London 2012 setback as beach volleyball venue filled with 'wrong type of sand' 0
pinxit 3 years
Budleigh Salterton Morris Men clean up at the MOWO awards. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
People who breath 'more likely to develop cancer' 2
some-randommer 3 years

Breathing air has been linked to a greater risk of 10 common cancers by University of Cambridge researchers. "Every breath you take", the researchers say "increases cancer risk by 0.0000023%" The...

'Told you so,' say Aztec priests, as rain blights Lords test match 0
Oxbridge 3 years

Priests from the temple of the Aztec night god Tezcatlipoca at Tenochtitlan have been gloating at the discomfiture of cricket fans as the wet summer continues and Day One of the England v India test...

Isle of Wight hit by media scandal as reporter gets island's first mobile phone 2
FraserWords 3 years

Isle of Wight journalists today became embroiled in the scandal enveloping Britain’s media when it was revealed that reporters on the Shanklin Argus have access to a mobile telephone for the first...

Cameron embarks on enormous huff 0
allmyownstunts 3 years

The Prime Minister has begun what close aides have described as ‘a colossal sulk’ following months of nothing going his way. “He won’t talk to any of us,” a source claimed. “He just sits...

'Space shuttle makes final landing' also what happened to Challenger 0
Long Distance Clara 3 years
Dating site, Plenty of Fish changes name to Plenty of Dogs 4
guffaw 3 years
Desperate fame seekers flock to new 'Center of Attention Parcs' 13
3 years

A new concept in holidays where people can pretend to be celebrities is taking off across the country. The 'all-exclusive' resorts are already booked up for the next 18 months, as wannabes rush to...

Lesley Ash 'Tight-Lipped' On Rumours Of Corrective Surgery... 3
charlieworth 3 years
British public struggling to sympathise with US states suffering heatwave 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
Brazilian Comic to bring glory back to the Emirates Stadium. 0
Flashman 3 years

Arsene Wenger turns to V-necked comedian Ricky 'Gervinho' Gervais to spark Gunners comeback...