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Greece receives Nobel Prize for Economics 0
Griffin 3 years
Chuck Norris to hunt down everyone that has ever told or heard a joke about him 1
RJWinter 3 years

Yes, some of the jokes are very funny. Yes, he is the laughing stock of the internet., But Chuck “will get back at those responsible and anyone that has laughed about me” he said in an interview...

Al-Magrahi signed by Arsenal "to add stamina to squad". More soon. 3
Al OPecia 3 years
'Botham's Anger' as 1981 Test series is re-branded 'Dilley's Ashes' 4
dvo4fun 3 years
Osborne's response to latest financial crisis news "Oh Shit! What do I do now?" 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Tory party conference latest...... 1
edmartin 3 years

Harold MacMillan 'You've never had it so good', 50 years on.., David Cameron 'You've had it'...

Deep gloom for satirists as Sarah Palin announces "I won't run in 2012" 0
dvo4fun 3 years

More gloom later...

No Bail Out from Earth, As Mercury Threatens to Default on Debt 2
Perks 3 years

The International Bank of the Earth has today announced that it shall not be contributing to the bail out of Mercury. The potential worsening of the financial crisis within the Solar zone has played...

Police post topless women on every M4 bridge in new traffic strategy 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Superintendant Adams went at some lengths to explain. “It all came about after Reading Rag week when one girl was dared to go topless at Junction 11. The speed decrease was immediate, unfortunately...

Hurley & Me 0
vertical 3 years

Laid-back bloke Shane's sporty life is turned upside down when he brings home pushy, neurotic, manipulative bitch Hurley who soon brings him to heel, much to the chagrin of Shane's mates. It isn't...

Olympic sponsor BT launches London 2012-branded ansaphone... 0
dicky37 3 years

It picks up after 5 rings., You know, 5 rings? Olympic rings?, [shuffles silently away]...

Amnesia of Tragic Tom 0
Drylaw 3 years

When 18-year old Accrington Stanley defender Tom Bender was knocked out in a match recently, family and friends feared the worst. Tom's fine now and has been released from hospital physically...

"I see dead people" admits mortuary assistant 1
simonjmr 3 years
Schrodinger avoids deportation 4
Iscariot 3 years

Although the real reason is uncertain...

Cameron takes a lead "I've instructed my Butler to clear my AMEX account". 4
dvo4fun 3 years
President Karzai assassination plot foiled 0
greg various 3 years

Nobody knows why...

OFFICIAL - DAVID WALLIAMS IS NOT FUNNY! 0
delightfullyodd 3 years

more to follow...

Concern's Mount Over Isle Of Wight's Nuclear Weapons Program 0
Textbook 3 years
Knox 'looking forward to Halloween' 0
roybland 3 years
Nobel Chemistry Prize awarded for novel wallpaper pattern. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
Pakistani cricketers claim racism as "only asian team members" face trial. 0
dvo4fun 3 years
I lie all the time, admits journalist 5
Zadok the second 3 years

Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse, I find that journalists are ‘making stuff up’, I admitted yesterday. As a professional who started writing copy in a sweaty, cigarette-filled...

James Murdoch wins Nobel Prize for Literature - "For Outstanding Fiction" 2
apepper 3 years

News International Chairman, James Murdoch, has been awarded this year's Nobel Prize for literature for his "outstanding contribution to fiction." The citation reads; "Mr Murdoch has created an...

Apple CEO happy as life saving op delayed for equipment's software update 7
ronseal 3 years

Surgeons who were anxious to begin a new round of treatment on Steve Jobs have been delayed as equipment has automatically embarked on a lengthy software update. "Oh well, fair enough, updating...

Mass stranding of Liberal MPs expected after Tories unveil new policies 0
simonjmr 3 years
Apple boss forgets phone at phone launch 6
ED209 3 years
British woman dies in New York, the day Knox arrives back in US tabloids fume. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
Cameron offers to 'Consolidate your debts into one low monthly payment' 0
Screenie 3 years
Unpronounceable surnames leads to rise in Deed Poles 0
vertical 3 years

hat tip to Bogumierz Waszkiewicz...

Cameron to re-draft conference address after "Rubbishy Twaddle and Bunken" found 0
thisisall1word 3 years

There was further confusion and embaressment for the Conservative Party during their conference this week when in was discovered that David Cameron would be rewritting parts of his speech after a...