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Phil Spencer tells house sellers to clean up their shambolic shitholes

Channel 4's Secret Agent Phil Spencer told the nation's house sellers yesterday to clean up their shambolic shitholes. In a surprise outburst, he broke cover to tell lazy homeowners that a clean up...

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Sfox 08.09.13 1:51pm
Sfox
Prince Andrew criminal empire foiled in Buckingham Palace garden bust

The Duke of York Prince Andrew is facing a series of difficult questions under police caution today following his arrest in a dramatic police hunt that ended in his capture in the gardens of...

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Jesus H 08.09.13 1:10pm
Jesus H
Prince shocked as police draw weapons, claims, 'I can get you better than that'. 0
topfotogmw 08.09.13 11:37am
topfotogmw
Madrid “devastated” at failure to secure Tokyo Olympics

The mayor of Madrid , Ancora Smitto confessed the city was “saddened” by its failure to win the bid to stage the Tokyo Olympics. “We have a huge infrastructure in place, brilliant transport...

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CulchaVulcha 08.09.13 11:23am
nickb
Diane Abbott bemused by cheering crowds as she boards Quantas plane at Heathrow. 1
FOAD 08.09.13 10:36am
AReader
Man's Abduction By Aliens Described As "Fantastic!" - 2

See what I did there? [i]Now[/i] will wtiters, journaists and commentators stop continually using that stupid, overworked and inaccurate word to describe anything which they are impressed by, and...

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Titus 08.09.13 10:34am
AReader
Top Lib Dem quits in protest over making party colour "slightly less orange"

Former Lib Dem Minister Sarah Teather has resigned from the party, citing “disappointment” at the party’s decision to make its official colour less intensely orange and “a tiny bit...

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nickb 08.09.13 10:07am
nickb
Galilee Health Trust: "It's a miracle loaves and fishes stunt made nobody ill" 6
sydalg 08.09.13 9:25am
Titus
New case protects your smartphone's protective case 2
Dumbnews 08.09.13 9:21am
Tripod
Obama urges military intervention in BBC civil war

"We cannot stand idly by and watch this great institution destroy itself," the US president told the G20 summit yesterday. "General John Patten must not let his lust for glory create mayhem, and on...

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nickb 08.09.13 9:10am
Titus
Prince Andrew Denies Calling Met Police Officers "Plebs" In Palace Gun Incident

http://www.dnaindia.com/world/1886180/report-prince-andrew-held-at-gunpoint-in-buckingham-palace-after-being-mistaken-for-intruder...

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Titus 08.09.13 9:06am
Titus
Friends pay tribute to man who set out for fancy dress party in badger costume 7
sydalg 08.09.13 8:18am
Titus
Ed Miliband to pursue X factor boy band dream 0
simonjmr 08.09.13 7:48am
simonjmr
Internet addiction clinic now offers treatment online 8
Dumbnews 08.09.13 6:01am
Arthur
Legislation to Curb Personal Emissions in San Francisco

San Francisco supervisor will introduce landmark legislation today that he says will be key in curbing greenhouse emissions and protecting the environment for future generations. The recent proposal...

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molluskflight 08.09.13 3:32am
Psycadelic Squirrel
Deadline for next Neat-O judge's acceptance speech is today 0
Arthur 08.09.13 3:13am
Arthur
Damascus wins 2020 Olympics

More to follow...

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apepper 07.09.13 9:44pm
apepper
Dismay From Syrian Interventionists As West Suffers 'Agression Fatigue' 5
Titus 07.09.13 9:25pm
Lens Cap
Daily Express Print Halted By Dither Over Miracle Pill / Diana Headline Choice 0
Titus 07.09.13 9:23pm
Titus
Tokio Wins Olympic Bid Despite 16,000 Tsunami Deaths

although it had been put in doubt by paranoia about damaged nuclear stations which have killed er well, no-one actually, much to the disappointment of the BBC in particular...

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Titus 07.09.13 9:20pm
Titus
Shock as Daily Express has no mention of a miracle cure or Princess Diana

Media analysts up and down the country are reeling at an edition of the Daily Express that mentions neither a cure for cancer, heart disease or arthritis nor Princess Diana. "I'm frankly...

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apepper 07.09.13 8:30pm
Titus
X-Factor morons introduced to announcers and contestents 0
antharrison 07.09.13 7:57pm
antharrison
Safety Experts Baffled By 100-Car Motorway Pile Up

"We have been trying to explain to motorists for years that all accidents are caused drivers breaking speed limits" said a road safety expert "And that it is extremely dangerous as well as illegal...

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Titus 07.09.13 7:46pm
Paddy Berzinski
New medical treatment heals pain from paying costly medical bills 0
Dumbnews 07.09.13 7:01pm
Dumbnews
Rupert Murdoch leads party to Australia election landslide win

Developing...

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GordonChen 07.09.13 5:02pm
Wrenfoe
Beverly Hills prepares flood defences after Halle Berry tipped for Oscar 0
Squudge 07.09.13 3:21pm
Squudge
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Al OPecia 07.09.13 3:13pm
nickb
Insect Olympic Stadium to be completely demolished except ants' pitch 3
AReader 07.09.13 2:59pm
Arthur
Shakespeare's hags sipped Anne's bitch

In a dramatic new development today, Shakespeare's weird sisters revised their forecast to include the House of Windsor inheriting the throne of the United Kingdom. "We'd eaten a freshly-made broth...

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Arthur 07.09.13 2:40pm
Arthur
Unmanned Moon Mission takes off after astronaut gets stuck in M25 tailback 0
sillybugger 07.09.13 2:08pm
sillybugger