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"Mexican Stand Off" At Sevastopol, To Be Moved To West End….

….And turned into a musical - "Bugger Off."...

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Jesse Bigg 05.03.14 10:40am
Jesse Bigg
Kyle sensation as woman claims she once had full set of straight teeth

In one of the most heart rending cases ever seen on The Jeremy Kyle show, a woman claimed that she once had a full set of straight, white teeth until they were damaged in a fit of rage by her violent...

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GingerClive 05.03.14 10:16am
GingerClive
Topol found in Sevastopol

As Hans Zarkov, Topol is a brilliant scientist who has created a rocket and forced Flash Gordon and Dale Arden to go with him to the planet Mongo and fight against Ming the Merciless...

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farmer giles 05.03.14 10:14am
farmer giles
NHS mental health services to be replaced with 'old kit bag 0
Bigglesworth 05.03.14 9:32am
Bigglesworth
Rootin', Tootin', High Falluting' Putin Disputin' Shootin'

(tip back to irreverandJ)...

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BewsNiscuit 05.03.14 9:27am
BewsNiscuit
Mad Bad Vlad's Rhymin' time

Rootin', Tootin', High Falluting' Salutin’ Putin, Refutin’ and Disputin' Parachutin’ Lootin' and Shootin' despite Recruitin' and Reroutin’ to ease Communtin’ for Russian Rebootin’and...

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irreverendJ 05.03.14 9:20am
BewsNiscuit
Smoking is better, say statisticians

New research has found that the risk of dying early is increased equally for smokers and for non-smokers who eat a protein diet, alternatively known as a healthy diet. Reading the Daily Mail is a...

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throngsman 05.03.14 8:56am
throngsman
Pistorius "didn't know shooting girlfriend was illegal" 2
bookiesfriend 05.03.14 8:31am
deceangli
'Harsh grating accents' sees Sky drop Pistorious trial

Sky has confirmed that it is dropping its coverage of the Oscar Pistorious trial because of the horrible, harsh and grating accents of the Prosecution and Defence team barristers. A spokesman for...

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Duff 05.03.14 8:28am
Duff
Britain threatens to test remaining Trident missile 0
Bigglesworth 05.03.14 8:25am
Bigglesworth
Quick skim over BBC news confirms the world is fucked 1
TobiasBV 05.03.14 7:11am
deceangli
Hague strikes vegetable deal with Russians, guarantees "peas in our time" 0
sydalg 05.03.14 5:29am
sydalg
Pistorius stumped. 1
spoole2112 05.03.14 12:44am
sydalg
Clegg states his case

Nick Clegg has clarified his position on where he stands in the event of a hung parliament after the next election, which is directly in the centre ground unless he is required to move left or right....

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GingerClive 05.03.14 12:16am
GingerClive
Milliband beheads union leaders - Shapps bemoans 'weak leadership'

In a landmark moment in the changing relationship between the Labour Party and the Trade Unions, it's emerged that Ed Milliband has had each leader of the main Unions beheaded, after which he...

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Electrelane 04.03.14 11:46pm
Ref Minor
IOW to send top estate agent to negotiate peace in Ukraine

An emergency meeting of the IOW Chamber of Commerce last night decided unanimously to send successful local estate agent Martin Pylegrove of Pylegrove and Pylegrove to the Ukraine to negotiate the...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 04.03.14 11:40pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Newcastle fans condemn Pardew headbutt as ‘soft as southern shite, man’ 8
Midfield Diamond 04.03.14 11:37pm
The Last Detail
Hague returns from Ukraine visit with scrap of paper guaranteeing peace 0
Bigglesworth 04.03.14 11:33pm
Bigglesworth
Ukrainians reveal steppe by steppe plan to reclaim country from Russia... 0
The Last Detail 04.03.14 11:28pm
The Last Detail
Hope for peace as Putin invites Yatseniuk over for cocktails - Molotov cocktails 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 04.03.14 11:24pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Hague threatens to 'jump up and down' until Putin withdraws forces from Ukraine 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 04.03.14 10:41pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Nigella quits The Taste - Claims "So few opportunities for blatant innuendo"

Celebrity chef Nigella Lawson has confirmed that she is quitting The Taste and won't be back in a hurry for a second portion. Speaking on this weekend's Graham Norton show she says, "I won't be...

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Duff 04.03.14 9:38pm
Kevin the Swan
Experts Ready, With Camouflage, If East Europe Situation Worsens….

….to dress the UK as Ireland...

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Jesse Bigg 04.03.14 9:20pm
Jesse Bigg
Pope: Mi cazzo es su cazzo 1
Squudge 04.03.14 9:18pm
Kevin the Swan
Salmond refuses to be drawn on Crimean independence 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 04.03.14 9:11pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Putin Obama selfie smashes twitter records 0
TobiasBV 04.03.14 9:03pm
TobiasBV
Russian soldiers in top hats? Putin on the Blitz?

Might be a song in it...

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throngsman 04.03.14 8:58pm
throngsman
Could Be Worse….

…Like an easier limbo at Moscow Airport toilets...

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Jesse Bigg 04.03.14 8:56pm
Jesse Bigg
Higg's Boson Lost

The Director of CERN has announced the loss of the Higg's Boson, the subatomic particle the Multi-Billion Euro Large Hadron Collider facility was built to find. 'It was here, in my drawer, in a...

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throngsman 04.03.14 8:53pm
throngsman
"What's The Big Deal….

…I just came along here, with my mates for a 'selfie.", said some bloke called Putin...

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Jesse Bigg 04.03.14 8:31pm
Jesse Bigg