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New suburban housing trend identifed as Mock Solar 4
ronseal 3 years

If you can't afford the investment of a 28 metre photo-voltaic generator and don't understand feed-in tariffs, there's an exciting new option. New Mock Solar solar panels add thousands to your house...

Daily Mail sales suffer due to bricklash 0
simonjmr 3 years
German incest couple lose appeal: To seek asylum in Norfolk 2
weematt 3 years
Jealous middle-aged Frenchman shoots Brick-layer 1
Yikes 3 years
North Korea blames reliance on UK technology for rocket failure 0
simonjmr 3 years
PHD students to investigate Sarah Jessica Parker syndrome 2
simonjmr 3 years

PHD students from Bristol university today have applied for funding to formally investigate "Sarah Jessica Parker syndrome" - a medical condition that is known to afflict at least on woman, but may...

Life long underacheiver finally named underachiever of the year 6
simonjmr 3 years
Self-explanatory lettuce launched. Cos. 1
nickb 3 years
Refusing to serve customers who are on the phone 'standard policy for us' say BT 7
Qoxiivi 3 years

BT has refuted suggestions that a Norwich coffee shop's newly introduced policy, of refusing to serve customers while they're on the phone, is breaking new ground. 'Refusing to provide customer...

North korea confirms testing weapons of mass self destruction. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Naked man who invaded pitch and assaulted several players had vicious streak 1
weematt 3 years
Standard Fireworks deny any involvement in North Korean space programme 3
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
New research suggests Badgers responsible for Titanic sinking 7
Bismarck 3 years

The countryside alliance today published a research paper which appears to prove that far from being sunk by an Iceberg, The Titanic was, in fact scuppered by the actions of Badgers on their way to...

Drop in number of children taken into Mothercare 1
weematt 3 years
Government introduces new High Speed Handcart link to reduce travel time to Hell 0
Ian Searle 3 years
London Transport bans adverts for BLTs which claim bacon can be cured 0
Ian Searle 3 years
UN appoint Jeremy Kyle to lead international conflict resolution. 5
Perks 3 years

The United Nations have announced the appointment of Jeremy Kyle to take up the newly created position of President of the Resolution of International Conflicts (PRIC). The move, sponsored by...

Clegg designs new bath on pram wheels to help country go downhill quicker 0
Ian Searle 3 years

With hilarious consequences. If you are an old man who was injured during a reckless experiment with two friends, you make be entitled to Compo-sation...

New Facebook glasses mean you never have to see a real person again 2
Ludicity 3 years

New augmented reality glasses developed by Facebook will immediately transform anyone you see into their Facebook page, thus removing the need for any actual social contact. ‘These glasses are an...

North Korean Rocket Test Proves Great Success 0
AngryGammon 3 years

Straight Man Sits Through Entire Episode of 'Antiques Roadshow' 0
spaceinvader 3 years

State College, PA-When his remote control batteries died, Michael Caswel, 28, was in a difficult position. The TV was stuck on the semi-popular PBS appraisal program., “I almost got up to change...

Guild of Bricklayers ponders name change 2
Yikes 3 years

or 2nd pick "Bricklayer abused in street"...

Clegg promises “Media will stop going on about Titanic” after 100th anniversary 0
Stan 3 years

As the relentless media frenzy continues as the 100 year anniversary of the sinking of the RMS Titanic looms into view, a triumphant Nick Clegg announced last night that the Government had reached...

Auction house to publish Munch app: iScream 0
nickb 3 years
GB nation "old as time" opens to the world 0
Drylaw 3 years

In an extraordinary outpouring of emotion and fellowship, US president Obama and Chinese Premier Hu Jintao today broke decades of mystery by crossing together into the closed country of Great Britain...

Anglian Water Authority launch new large deposit early warning app 1
button 3 years

Water authority Anglian Water are the first to roll out a new app available for download which allows users to alert them to on-coming sizable turds. A spokeman for the company Peter Andrews told us...

Inmates "never had it so good" assures governor of U.S. SuperMac's prison 1
Lucy4 3 years
'It's trading standards gone mad' say football clubs forced to change names 5
Oxbridge 3 years

There has been widespread consternation among football clubs up and down the country, following the news that trading standards officers have forced Chelsea FC to change their name to Fulham FC...

Furniture store arsonist receives big discount on prison sentence 3
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Judges back ‘napkin gang’ extradition 7
St.Cecilia 3 years

A man who stole paper napkins from a branch of KFC in [url=]Tipton[/url] is to be extradited to the US to face criminal charges and could...