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Vatican to Put Popes Into Canons 1
Dun Dunkin 28.04.14 6:48am
Titus
Mt Everest closed for rest of year, Ben Nevis to open on Sundays to ease demand 1
throngsman 28.04.14 6:34am
Conrod
Britain to become satanist by next Thursday

Theological experts have predicted that Britain will be a "mostly satanist" country by Thursday. "Plotting the rate of change on a graph shows a clear indication" said one theology researcher, "less...

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Bigglesworth 28.04.14 6:31am
Conrod
Salmond - 'Farage influence beyond his significance and that kettle is black' 0
throngsman 28.04.14 6:13am
throngsman
Long term unemployed to report to House of Commons daily, says IDS 0
throngsman 28.04.14 6:03am
throngsman
HS2 debate delayed, replacement bus service debate to be provided 0
throngsman 28.04.14 5:56am
throngsman
It's my birthday today, no presents or cards, any chance of some stars?

None next year either...

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vulture1 27.04.14 9:58pm
camz
Lenny Henry agrees to live with French…Dawn said to be gutted 0
Underconstruction 27.04.14 8:07pm
Underconstruction
Lenny Henry seeks asylum in Premier Inn 0
custard cream 27.04.14 8:04pm
custard cream
Canonisation Of George And Ringo Now Awaited 0
Titus 27.04.14 8:04pm
Titus
First paedophiles to be treated as terrorists agree to meet with The Queen 0
Underconstruction 27.04.14 8:04pm
Underconstruction
Southampton FC puzzled and proud to find 2 former Saints become Pope. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 27.04.14 7:32pm
dominic_mcg
Outbreak of cannibalism on Ark - Noah and family enjoy Ham sandwiches 2
sydalg 27.04.14 6:29pm
Smart Alex
Belligerent baker urged to "make loaf not war" 0
sydalg 27.04.14 5:59pm
sydalg
Bobby Ball canonized.

Ego me tunica . (I'll get my coat). More soon...

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MADJEZ 27.04.14 5:14pm
MADJEZ
Beatles accused of having jaundiced view of submarines 6
sydalg 27.04.14 4:50pm
Mr Target
Disaster as dyslexic naval commander takes to sea in red double-decker 0
sydalg 27.04.14 4:30pm
sydalg
Catholic man waits ages for a saint to come along..... 2
Backup Brian 27.04.14 3:57pm
Titus
Lenny Henry 'should go and live in an unfunny country' 5
Oxbridge 27.04.14 3:45pm
Dick Everyman
Confederation of British Industry to rebrand as CEI

"We were left with no choice", Director General John Cridland announced today. "Who could have expected all our Scottish members to leave when we decided to campaign against Independence?" When...

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Tammy Flugh 27.04.14 2:21pm
Tammy Flugh
Vatican "pulls out just in time" from canonising Jimmy Savile 0
sydalg 27.04.14 1:46pm
sydalg
Paedophile training manuals to be made illegal. Haynes share price crashes 0
Andy Gilder 27.04.14 1:34pm
Andy Gilder
Vatican declares 70's Disc Jockey saint.

More later...

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virtuallywill 27.04.14 12:56pm
virtuallywill
UKIP warn candidates that attacking the 'nice blacks' might be seen as racist. 0
bonjonelson 27.04.14 12:42pm
bonjonelson
National shock and outrage as Lenny Henry described as "Comedian". 0
rob box 27.04.14 12:23pm
rob box
Amazon apologises for suggesting something customer wanted but hadn't looked for

Might happen...

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throngsman 27.04.14 12:20pm
throngsman
Giggs Eyes Up Some Likely Prospects

..and some of them are single...

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Mike Turbine-Hamilton 27.04.14 12:06pm
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
UKIP slowly realises 'black country' may not just mean the West Midlands

With the same nagging self-doubt that accompanies the wearing of speedos on the beach, Nigel Farage is gradually becoming cognizant that his party's vetting process shows all the caution of 'a tramp...

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Wrenfoe 27.04.14 11:43am
throngsman
Under-age bullfight condemned as a "game of two calves" 0
sydalg 27.04.14 11:38am
sydalg
Man arrested at sperm bank for "quantitative easing" 0
sydalg 27.04.14 11:37am
sydalg