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Try Babacombe - It's great for a workout...

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Jesse Bigg 24.09.12 8:05am
Jesse Bigg
ADVERT: Fifty Shades of Grey merchandise now available.

After the success of the recently released Fifty Shades of Grey soundtrack, containing fifteen tracks for lovers of the book to play in their own Red Room of Pain, we are pleased to announce the...

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WatcherMark 24.09.12 7:54am
dvo4fun
Chief Whip denies calling police officer 'a fucking Clegg'

"I admit I probably used every pejorative term under the sun," said Andrew Mitchell, "but I'd never stoop so low as to call someone that."...

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Bravenewmalden 24.09.12 7:47am
Bravenewmalden
Grandparents to use pensions to bail out Spain and Greece, says Nick Clegg

. more soon...

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Squudge 24.09.12 6:25am
Squudge
John Terry pulls out of International as he sees husbands car approaching 0
burnmybridges 24.09.12 2:31am
burnmybridges
John Terry pulls out of internationals...

for fear of impregnating a foreigner...

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Ironduke 24.09.12 2:03am
Ironduke
Army called in to fill empty seats at Lib Dem conference 8
PeterB 24.09.12 1:00am
burnmybridges
Japanese prisoner in Chinese prison denies killing 300,000 in Wan king massacre. 0
burnmybridges 24.09.12 12:55am
burnmybridges
English Banned By Miami Area Mexican Restaurant

Despite a wave of protests a Mexican Restaurant in South Florida is standing by its decision to ban English and insists that despite the ruling trade has actually doubled with many regulars calling...

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24.09.12 12:23am
FlashArry
Useless HP printers to be given to pensioners as pets

HP printers that do nothing but whirr away and complain about lack of ink could be given to the elderly and lonely, a home office report revealed. The printers make perfect companions for people who...

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Boutros 23.09.12 10:56pm
Perks
Detained Thrasher tells over-eager fisherman to "learn your f**king plaice"

I thank you...

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woodymellor 23.09.12 10:49pm
woodymellor
Dogging community welcomes Andrew Mitchell's Downing Street bike-ride 11
dvo4fun 23.09.12 10:39pm
dvo4fun
International Football Quits John Terry

There is a Dog after all...

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Skoob1999 23.09.12 10:24pm
Martin Shuttlecock
International Football Quits John Terry

There is a Dog after all...

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Martin Shuttlecock 23.09.12 10:23pm
Skoob1999
Local Man Adamant That EU MUST Conform To Three Pin Plugs

It's that fucking Shuttlecock again, isn't it?...

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Martin Shuttlecock 23.09.12 10:05pm
Skoob1999
Local Man Not Sure Who He Is Any More - Blames News Biscuit

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was somewhat taken aback today, when he discovered that he'd been posting on an internet website whilst he was still asleep. "I got up to watch the Liverpool v United...

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Martin Shuttlecock 23.09.12 10:02pm
Skoob1999
Maths teacher, 30, takes student, 15, to France to learn 2 times table 2
Yikes 23.09.12 9:51pm
Mr Humphries
BBC describes presenters to listening journalists - Andrew Marr's all ears

No doubt this will sink. I don't care. Pricks...

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Skoob1999 23.09.12 9:46pm
Skoob1999
On Tonight - Marr's History of the World, Milky Way, Universe, Infinity etc 0
Drylaw 23.09.12 9:35pm
Drylaw
Brighton gays call for tolerance of Lib Dems... 1
deskpilot3 23.09.12 8:55pm
Mr Humphries
Action demanded as spirit world becomes plagued with spam

UK spiritualists have defended themselves today following criticism that they have failed to take action to combat the proliferation of spam that is plaguing communications from 'the other side'. ...

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ianslat 23.09.12 8:53pm
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Batman Not A Real Person, But A Fictional Character, Says NB Scribe. 1
Martin Shuttlecock 23.09.12 8:37pm
Skoob1999
US Film maker shortlisted at 2012 Fatwā Awards 2
kjo36 23.09.12 8:19pm
writinginbsl
Fat body builder loses weight 1
nickb 23.09.12 8:15pm
writinginbsl
Young Nick Clegg stranded, again, on busy road opposite LibDem conference

For the third year running young Nick Clegg has been stranded on the road opposite the Liberal Democrat conference venue because Mr Cameron has not allowed him to cross it on his own as it is 'Very...

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antharrison 23.09.12 8:14pm
Skoob1999
Tom Jones says it's not unusual...

to be pissed off with Nick Clegg's Welsh Tax. Boom. Fuck the guidelines. Me and Martin know this stuffs good...

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Skoob1999 23.09.12 8:09pm
Skoob1999
Downton Abbey TV show switches sponsor from P&O Cruises to The Big Issue 0
antharrison 23.09.12 8:03pm
antharrison
Convicted clown faces custardial sentence 1
antharrison 23.09.12 8:01pm
Skoob1999
Stamp collector takes up flamenco dancing 0
nickb 23.09.12 7:52pm
nickb
edited - all gone 1
Squudge 23.09.12 7:41pm
malgor