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if A levels are getting easier 0
arthurminnit 3 years

why does it still hurt my arse?...

Lepers banned from Durham pub 'for wearing bells' 18
3 years

A group of medieval lepers were humiliated today after being banned from a Durham pub for wearing bells. The lepers, part of a reenactment society who were due to perform at the village fete, were...

Parents of A Level loser plan gap year 3
Des Custard 3 years

Following his disastrous A level results, the parents of James Ardingly have decided to take a gap year while he works for his re-sits next summer. The couple had the idea after seeing the cheap...

Poking on Facebook to become an imprisonable offence. 0
Iscariot 3 years
UK prisoners to be freeze-dried to cut overcrowding 5
antharrison 3 years

With Britain's prisons filling to bursting point following the summer riot season, the Ministry of Justice has revealed that it intends to introduce new prisoner compression techniques to reduce...

Stephen Fry Contemplates Quitting Twitter Again Over Daily Mail Jibe 0
Duff 3 years

Racist homophobes' newspaper of choice, The Daily Mail, is at the centre of yet more Twitter outrage today after it suggested in an article that King of Twitter, Stephen Fry, is frankly rather boring...

Northern Man Handed 10 Year Jail Term For Being Friendly To Strangers In London 2
Duff 3 years

Now that he's safely behind bars and reporting restrictions on the case have been lifted, it can be revealed that northern man, Eric Ricketts, from Bolton near Manchester was sentenced to ten years...

Teen stumbled on old person's home that didn't smell of old person's home 0
roybland 3 years

Teen Jeff Foster (18) says that although he sniffed several times he couldn't detect the 'old person lives here' smell he expected at a bungalow he mistakenly visited on his pizza delivery round....

Jamaican Sugar Baron turns in his grave as he discovers thieving Lord Cole is 0
spreademarge 3 years

his descendent...

Amazonian tribe found who have never heard of the wheelie bin 7
greg various 3 years

and still get their rubbish collected every week., (That's on a weekly basis to politicians, teachers and those born after 1980)...

18 months Prison term for Stealing Parking Space amid Tottenham riots... 1
Jammydodgers 3 years

A judge today handed down a sentence of 18 months to a 19 year old unmarried pregnant woman after she was caught flagrantly cutting into an 'on street parking space' that another vehicle was clearly...

Desperate Mother of Serial Runaway Pleads ‘Where’s Wally?’ 2
UnoEye 3 years

‘He’s normally found in crowded places’ explains Wally’s anxious mother Janet ‘busy markets, theme parks, packed out beaches; places like that. Once I even found him in the middle of a...

Richard Branson proves he is anti-establishment by massive mark-ups at V Fest 0
whickerman 3 years

Richard Branson claimed today that his rebellious reputation is proved by his massive profiteering at the V festival. Sure we might do exactly the same as all those boring corporations and make...

MPs warn troops’ supply chain ‘could fail’ if neighbours go on holiday 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Met Office to Reclassify Summer as a Fortnight 1
thisisall1word 3 years
Former News of the World gardening correspondent arrested over leek allegations. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Former Horse & Rider magazine editor cleared of hacking. 0
spoole2112 3 years
Apologies , sub withdrawn 11
Gary Stanton 3 years
CPS site crashes as looters scramble for last remaining prison places 1
beau-jolly 3 years
Britain still failing to spot ironic subtext in Lynx ads 1
For Mash Get Smash 3 years
Bill Clinton has a radical change in his diet and goes for low fat Asian 0
spreademarge 3 years
Man on deathbed regrets having no regrets 1
Nick McCarr 3 years
Pickles the faithful hound gets reward from behind Hedge as he is found 0
spreademarge 3 years
Pickles warns about taxing Mansions and sandwiches as it would damage the middle 0
spreademarge 3 years

spread ,I mean class...

Newcastle's Bigg Market Pubs' Bar Staff, Praised...... 2
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.For keeping customers off Newcastle streets, when rioting was going on down south., "It was a difficult job, but we somehow managed," said one barman...

Stand-up comic offers David Starkey advice on acceptable stereotyping. 1
Corrigan 3 years

Eminent historian Dr David Starkey has been widely condemned this week after he blamed recent rioting on white people ‘turning black.’ But support came from an unlikely source today. A regular...

Interpol close Werther's Forgery investigation 0
antharrison 3 years

Europes's top police unit Interpol has closed its investigation whether or not the caramel sweet "Werther's Original" was the subject of a malicious faking campaign. Inspector Henri Legrange of...

Man Journeys to Amazon to Show Off iPad 2 to Newly Discovered Tribe 6
thisisall1word 3 years
Olympic preparations branded ‘national disgrace’ 0
theboot 3 years

Britain’s tabloid editors united today to condemn preparations for London 2012, calling them a “shameful national disgrace”. According to Paul Dacre, editor of the Daily Mail, “the smoothness...

Appeal Court Judges cut their holidays short. 0
Corrigan 3 years