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Shock as men paid to punch each other almost come to blows 1
ronseal 3 years

The world of paying men to punch each other for our entertainment was rocked last night, after two men who've been trained to punch each other almost came to blows. "I cannot understand where they...

Major detergent spill leads to big bubbles in Little China 0
dicky37 3 years

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New glasses to allow you to see life in 2D 0
hughesroland 3 years
Scientists Abandon Search for Life at Utility Company Call Centres 27
The All New Jeni B 3 years

The SETI institute has today announced that it is abandoning attempts to contact life at call centres run by major Gas and Electricity providers. "It is likely that life once existed there, but after...

Iran to stop selling crude oil to UK & France 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

'from now on you’ll only get witty, urbane and sophisticated oil,’ says spokesman...

Is America getting dummer? 4
Dumbnews 3 years
Is this the humblest man in Britain? asks new sunday tabloid 0
ronseal 3 years
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Qoxiivi 3 years
Welsh Assembly to keep checks on Plaid voters. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Swedish man trapped in car for two months blames central locking. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

'It's amazing no-one in Tescøs car park noticed.'...

Optometrist glad that his glass is half-full 2
Smart Alex 3 years
Man has dream that isn’t ‘weird’. 2
malgor 3 years

Early reports of a dream a man had last night could mark the beginning of a new stage in human evolution, say scientists. Until now, the ‘I had the weirdest dream last night’ introduction to a...

Real world to be rearranged in accordance with actors preferences. 5
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

The real world today announced that it would rearrange itself in accordance with the beliefs and desires of the acting ‘profession’. “I finally realised that I’ve been mistaken,” said Mr....

Nonsense-spouting "Sun on Sunday" will be perfect post-church read says Murdoch. 7
Haywood Manley 3 years
Man evicted from fabric store after asking if he could get felt 5
Smart Alex 3 years
Meaning of life is to find ways to distract yourself till you die 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Scientists: man's best friend 'is seahorse, not dog' 1
hughesroland 3 years

Groundbreaking research by the University of the Scilly Isles has revealed what no man suspected or ever wanted to know: man's best friend is not the beloved dog, but the noble seahorse. A team of...

Pope names 22 new ordinals - mathematicians delighted 2
apepper 3 years

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Queen in royal protocol horror - "curtsey" mis-heard as "goatse". 8
Haywood Manley 3 years
Referee shocked as footballer admits mistake 0
quango 3 years

A referee expressed disbelief after a footballer admitted his tackle was a little out of order and that the referee had made a "fair call" by reprimanding the footballer and giving him a yellow card....

Spokesman admits, 'Some average speed cameras actually not up to par' 2
Smart Alex 3 years
Daily Mail: cancer diagnosis 'leads to cancer' 0
hughesroland 3 years

More to come on this in the next day when I have a bit more inspiration...

UK's 'millions of comedians' force Theresa Green to change her name 6
Perks 3 years

A woman with the often ridiculed name Theresa Green has decided to change her name by deed poll. She states the main reason being a 'huge amount of fucking comedians in this country' Her parents,...

To fight obesity, McDonalds to replace employee uniforms with scrubs 0
Dumbnews 3 years
IoW health officials blame new popularity of Pong for rise in childhood obesity 0
button 3 years
Armitage Shanks to sue Rhyming Slang dictionary publishers 0
hughesroland 3 years
Average Argentine imagines Falklands look like this... 2
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

bugger. Sorry, chaps...

Met office issue cold war amber warning 0
button 3 years
Bideford council increases council tax to £800 and three Hail Marys. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Man caught playing Nick-Nack on a hen may be behind a string of similar offences 2
gaijintendo 3 years