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Controversy As Batman Outsources Jobs To Lesser Superheroes 2
Textbook 3 years

Commissioner Jim Gordon was in a tight spot last Thursday night as criminal leaders Black Mask and Great White Shark conducted a major gang war in the streets of Gotham City. Gordon switched on the...

Too many people "sitting up late and writing pointless submissions" - new report 0
Al OPecia 3 years

Yawn. Must get some sleeping tablets...

Go Figure! Dame Kiri Te Kanawa Signs Suprise Iceland Deal 2
Duff 3 years

In a stranger than fiction twist of fate top opera songstress, Dame Kiri Te Kanawa, has signed a deal to star in frozen food chain Iceland's next advertising campaign. The Kiwi star, and favourite...

Paralympic tickets to be sold on last-come first-served basis 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
Objet Trouvee Landscaping wins award for Camp Constant designers 7
vertical 3 years Essex Landscaping Weekly judge Jules DaCosta heralded award winning designers Mary O'Flynn, Connor Hooligan and Michael Flaherty as 'rigidly uncompromising in their...

Ipad leds 2 deteriation in typin skils 5
Textbook 3 years

Usors of deivces sch as the iphon and ipad ar infruieted by the tinny litle keyboard you hav to use to tipe on. "It"s reallly herd to do it oprperly" siad on user.!I make hepsa moer missttake then...

Vanessa Redgrave has her drive tarmacked for free 5
greg various 3 years

“We did it by way of a thank you.” Said Dale Farm traveller Mick O’Ruff, who can trace his Romany ancestry back to before he was born. “It was hard work, getting them limestone slabs up but...

Simon Cowell Drafted In To Revive BBC's Ailing Proms Festival 0
Duff 3 years

In a move that's surprised classical music fans everywhere it has been announced pop Svengali and media megalomaniac, Simon Cowell, has been brought in and is to run the BBC's Promenade Festival from...

Check-a-Trade contractor loses 9.9 rating after West Coast blackout 0
vertical 3 years, Jose Hernandez of US federally approved contractors Dewey Cheatem & Howe Energy Services was named as the incompetent responsible for a massive power outage in...

Advertising Standards slam ITV for running England Rugby "Highlights" 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Essex Council seeks eviction of time traveller site. 2
Milo Shame 3 years

A village in rural Essex has asked its local council to move on an encampment of time travellers who have taken up residency without the proper permits. Speaking to local reporters, Farmer Reg...

Dwindling Reserves of Puns ’No Laughing Matter’ 2
TokyoTomato 3 years

The Earth's known reserves of puns are being depleted at an alarming rate, alleges a new report published today by the Pugwash Institute. It concludes that unless new reserves of puns can be found,...

Porsche 'close to signing' a big sponsorship deal for 10th anniversary of 9/11 3
dvo4fun 3 years

More money making schemes later...

Ant & Dec's new show, Black and Blue, looking for violent criminal contestants 2
Iamthestig 3 years
Lying on his death bed 1
Big Mamas 3 years

Sir George Spiffing,last of the great English eccentric explorers last words were,Ive been publicaly subjected to ridicule,Ive spent all my life savings,Ive traveled all the worlds railways,Its cost...

Saudi Arabia Reveals Ban On Celebrating Easter Is Because Chocolate Bunnies Melt 0
Textbook 3 years

Everywhere And Cause A Huge Mess In Middle Eastern Weather. More soon...

Egyptian anti-tobacco campaign in jeopardy after they smoke another Embassy 0
virtuallywill 3 years

more later...

Robbie Savage paired with sheep on Strictly Come Dancing. 0
rebel not taken 3 years

Robbie Savage has admitted that he only signed up to appear on Strictly Come Dancing so he could get close to fit women without landing in trouble with the missus. The ex-footballer told his...

In bid to improve Islam’s image, Pakistan re-brands Islamabad as Islamagood' 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Thanks to Qoxiivi and Dumbnews for the sub-editing...

Islamabad to be renamed Islamagood in push to improve the image of Islam 14
virtuallywill 3 years


UKIP outline plans for Bigot Society 2
greg various 3 years
Socialist celebrities leave UK to "avoid paying tax to support scroungers" 2
Nick McCarr 3 years
Recession forcing builders to finish on time and within budget say OfBotch 8
tedweasel 3 years

A COMBINATION of economic pressures and the influx of Eastern European workers has been blamed for the increase in the number of building contractors having to work into the afternoon on at least two...

Gerontius 3 years

A row has broken out over a hospital trust’s decision to give patients ‘Do Not Disturb’ uniforms to wear during routine ward drug taking to prevent nurses from speaking to them., When patients...

Trump's Wig Goes 'On The Lam' After Bust-up With Mogul 3
Duff 3 years

The NYPD has issued an APB on Donald Trump's wig, following its owner's decision not to enter the race for The White House next year. The ginger frizz-ball is believed to be armed and dangerous and...

Website finally exposes Columbus 'New World' landing conspiracy. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Bald Phil Collins fan demands place on paralympic team 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
.XXX domain name warehouse in Swindon destroyed by fire. 0
Steve Wilson 3 years

A warehouse in Swindon storing over thirty billion of the new XXX domain names has been destroy by fire completely wiping out it entire stock as well the discrete packaging they were to be sent out...

Masterchef Contestant Booted For Switching Sugar And Salt Around 0
Textbook 3 years
Norman Foster admits 'Gherkin' was meant to look like a willy 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

"I just can't draw all that well"...