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High temperatures and bright sunshine lead to large fall in newsbiscuit subs 2
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
Dying in a rancid portaloo officially preferable to being lectured to by Bono 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Hacking suspect ‘has cough’ 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Culture Minister says UK to be 'New Tibet' 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years
Gove says paedophiles could help out in schools during teachers’ strike 0
roybland 3 years
Tech support companies slam school-leavers lack of sarcasm skills. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years

A consortium of IT support call centres, computer and high street telephone retailers today called on the government to radically improve the smirking, sneering, eye-rolling and ironic intonation...

"Send my accountant your old receipts" Bono urges fans, in Tax Relief appeal 1
ronseal 3 years
Taliban issue new slogan T-shirts "Lose you head now, ask me how". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
al-Qaeda to rebrand as "Total Terrorism Management Solutions". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Labour 'concerned' over Miliband's confusion about which party he leads 0
roybland 3 years

Leading Labour Party politicians are increasingly worried over Ed Miliband's inability to remember which party he leads.  ,  , The concern came after Miliband on Saturday mounted another attack...

Al Qaeda in 'midget' recruitment drive, as worlds tiniest aircraft is unveiled. 0
charlieworth 3 years

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-13917521]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-13917521[/url]...

Study finds impact of psychiatrist's advice depends only on size of their bill 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Man who shagged the future Queen of England regrets the experience 4
roybland 3 years

A man who claims to have shagged the future Queen of England says his sex life has gone downhill ever since. 'I regret the experience,' says Jock Sloane (32), who was at the University of St Andrews...

Broad-shouldered Sri Lankans demolish England 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
'God hates sycophants', says Archbishop of Canterbury 1
Christopher Frost 3 years
Nations Children Unprepared for Dystopian Future 0
Fox100 3 years

In a stark warning to parents and children around the country, education secretary Michael Gove warned that the nations children are “woefully unprepared” for the dystopian future to come. In a...

'Biblical' storm forecast in New York 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
‘Changes needed’ say Labour MPs after Mili ordeal 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
News that kills - Kews : Genetically altered Leopards roam in Botswana 0
3 years

http://www.tryggz.net/giraffe.jpg In what appears to be a freak of nature unseen since the advent of Andrew Loyd Webber, Botswana faces a new threat to local tribes, and the very trees that live...

Suspect UK consignment of e-coli to France is found to have cucumber on it 0
Basil_B 3 years
Cameron: 'Protect children from left-wing filth' 0
Christopher Frost 3 years

The Prime Minister announced radical proposals today, which he believes will help protect children from the 'corrupting influence' of left-wing websites. Under the plans, internet service providers...

Yankey: "Don't compare us to men's football because we're just very bad" 6
JohnA 3 years

England star Rachel Yankey is urging new fans of the team not to compare the women's style of play with what they are used to in the men's game, especially all of the fluent passing, tackling and...

Chaos as Barrymore gatecrashes Sir Eltons party 0
Dr Alan Reshey 3 years

Elton Johns annual ball descended into chaos when gatecrasher Michael Barrymore turned up wearing just a pair of swimming trunks. Whilst a worried looking Sir Elton entertained guests at the...

Tim Henman makes it through to fourth round. 1
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Glastonbury 2012 Cancelled Due to Lack of Youth 4
Quaz 3 years

Glastonbury Festival founder Michael Eavis has cancelled the event next year due to a lack of young people. Speaking on Radio 4, Eavis explained “The mosh pit for U2 on Friday night looked like an...

Bewildered U2 turn up two days early for their Glastonbury Golden Oldie booking 0
Chip Paper 3 years
Saigoing, Saigoing, Saigon..... 9
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Afghanistan going, Afghanistan going, Afghanistan gone...

Olympic committee under pressure to create more games to meet 2012 ticket demand 0
Basil_B 3 years

An extraordinary meeting was convened today at the Olympic headquarters in Lausanne, Switzerland to decide on the creation of new games for next years event in London. Olympic President Jacques...

Tickets go on sale for 2012 dads' races 16
ianslat 3 years

Millions of disappointed Olympic ticket applicants were given fresh hope today as tickets for the dads' races at the London Olympics went on sale. 'We realise that many people were disappointed not...

Pioneering interactive Glasto coverage: mud on the sofa and your telly nicked 5
FraserWords 3 years

The BBC is to pioneer new interactive technology in its coverage of this year’s Glastonbury festival. Viewers can press the red button to trigger visits from BBC employees who will throw buckets of...