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Londonderry Air chosen as Ireland's entry for 2012's Rear of the year contest 0
simonjmr 3 years
Olympic Torch stuck behind tourist caravan for 2 hours in Cornwall 2
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
BBC TOTP repeat bosses arrested for justifying the course of perverts. 5
bonjonelson 3 years
BBC confirms plan to move all men's programmes to Dave 6
3 years

The BBC has confirmed that it no longer intends to show programmes that appeal directly to men on BBC One or BBC Two, and will transfer any show with a glimmer of masculinity straight to rival...

Back-of-shirt letter suppliers delighted at Oxlade-Chamberlain's selection 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years
Prophets of doom continuing to make predictions like there's no tomorrow 2
Haywood Manley 3 years
Greece offers to sell Britain the Elgin Marbles 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Roy Hodgson praises potential of 'brown generation'. 0
Ian 3 years

More sick as a parrot soon...

Amnesiac gynaecologist’s memory returning in “random snatches” 6
Spoinge 3 years
Greece 'making a Drachma out of a crisis' complains Merkel 1
pinxit 3 years
Britons warned not to overdo it after wild spree of Joey Barton condemnation 4
ronseal 3 years

Britain finally got to feel good about itself on Sunday, after Joey Barton's sending off released a wave of indignation and self importance that swept across England, Wales, Northern Ireland and even...

Bosnian butcher to sue War Criminal Nicknames Office. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Npower announce new 'hybrid' power station 3
Perks 3 years

Npower, the UK energy supplier has today announced it's plans to turn Didcot power station into the world's first 'hybrid' power station. The move comes as the company try to find even more ways to...

Store Manager in Liverpool 'leaves his post' following poor run of results 2
Perks 3 years

The Manager of the Liverpool branch of Maplins, Danny McKleesh, has shocked the retail world by ‘leaving his post’, which he has held for just over a year. His decision comes after a run of...

London pubs to set minimum price for alcohol of £5 per unit 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Slimming World seek venues with larger car parks 1
medici2471 3 years

more soon please...

Fenn Street School's Norman Potter to head proposed Greek caretaker government, 2
Zen 3 years
daneade 3 years

Penny-pinching booze-loving Scots have been backed into a corner by new price rises on alcohol., Faced with price rises on the full spectrum of Scottish jolly water, tight-fisted booze-sozzled Jocks...

Bisto kid in hitler youth scandal - 'I was only following odours' 3
Haywood Manley 3 years
Kenny Dalglish sacked for thinking Andy Carroll is a great player 0
Hooch 3 years
"Kenny Dalglish ensures me Andy Carroll is a great player" - Roy Hodgson 0
Hooch 3 years
Plans to move children's programming leaves "next to nothing" in BBC1 schedule 0
Haywood Manley 3 years

Following reports that programmes made specifically to cater for the attention spans of those under ten will be moved permanently to the CBBC and CBeebies channels, concerns have been raised that...

Writer struggles to describe incident where chicken ran round with head cut off 7
Yikes 3 years

The much awaited release of the new Emmerdale Farm novel has been delayed a further 3 months as author Lance Parkin searches for a way to describe a poultry decapitation incident in the climatic...

Lord Leveson promoted to Witch finder General 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Rebekah Brooks faces trial by ducking stool 6
3 years

Amidst claims that her arrest is part of a witch hunt, it has been revealed that Rebekah Brooks will face trial by ducking stool. With drowning indicating innocence and floating being a sure sign of...

Phone hacking reveals Rebekah Brooks has a holiday home in Salem 3
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
The Truth Hurts: No Briton has as much talent as a dancing dog. 0
RickH 3 years

Pudsey to be offered Simon Cowell's job; and, as a treat, Simon Cowell, in gravy...

Atheists pull ad campaign after spate of members killed in bus accidents 0
Yikes 3 years

The worldwide trend for atheists to advertise on buses looks set to cease after a study found that 95% of people killed in bus accidents didn’t believe in God. Professor Paul Saunders of Boston...

FA to give Joey Barton a slap on wrist, kick up the arse & punch in the face 2
charlies_hat 3 years
Rebekah Brooks charged with conspiracy to conceal evidence 7
Haywood Manley 3 years

The former editor of The Sun and the News of the World was today charged by the Crown Prosecution Service with concealing facts and evidence from the readerships of the two newspapers she edited....