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Schrödinger and Hamilton relationship "on off" confides friend 0
Ref Minor 30.07.13 10:08pm
Ref Minor
Barclays Considers Asking Archbishop Of Canterbury About A Loan 0
Titus 30.07.13 9:27pm
Titus
People in large, desolate areas resent them being callled large, desolate areas 0
Titus 30.07.13 9:22pm
Titus
Palace footman's deporatation causes inbalance in overly-ethnic staff mix.

The news of royal footman Badar Azim being sent back to India has caused panic in the Royal Palaces HR department. Badar seen recently putting the royal baby announcement up outside Buckingham Palace...

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MADJEZ 30.07.13 9:19pm
MADJEZ
3am fight in Indian restaurant just a "Ramadan a ding dong" claim defendants. 0
godly1966 30.07.13 8:55pm
godly1966
What people are jerking off to right now - fascinating new Porno Graphic 0
ronseal 30.07.13 7:07pm
ronseal
HS2 welcomed by dyslexic eproctophiliac 4
medici2471 30.07.13 6:52pm
Al OPecia
Peer apologises for comments about North East, meant to say 'utter shit-hole'

More Northern insults soon...

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MADJEZ 30.07.13 6:21pm
Titus
Steve Austin receives threats as his image is used on 6 Billion Dollar Note

more later...

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virtuallywill 30.07.13 2:37pm
virtuallywill
Mr Instore changes his name, fed up with people asking him "for details" 0
sydalg 30.07.13 2:02pm
sydalg
Man forced to jerk off to exhaustion is told by boss: NOW you can work from home

Ken Bernstein is working from home in Chiswick this afternoon, after earning a curious right of passage...

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ronseal 30.07.13 1:54pm
ronseal
Sperm banks accused of milking depositors 0
sydalg 30.07.13 1:43pm
sydalg
Social media guru publishes article on 10 great tips for padding out a list 0
ronseal 30.07.13 1:12pm
ronseal
Pope to beatify Gloria Gaynor 1
Scronnyglonkle 30.07.13 12:51pm
NewBiscuit
HS2 stinks, claims dyslexic environmentalist 0
medici2471 30.07.13 11:48am
medici2471
Government advises people with non-emergency medical conditions, "Run, run, run" 0
Smart Alex 30.07.13 11:16am
Smart Alex
Railway network achieves Grade II listed status

The Department for Culture, Media & Sport has today awarded Grade 2 listing to the entire UK railway infrastructure. This exciting development secures the rail network in it's present state for...

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NewBiscuit 30.07.13 10:31am
FOAD
"If you were gay, I'd say hooray!" declares Avenue Q loving Pope 0
Skylarking 30.07.13 9:49am
Skylarking
NHS 111 service to be restricted to well people

The NHS 111 service is to be restricted to people who are "fit as fiddles". A government spokesman explained that; "Ill people clog up the system and really bring down the people in the call centre...

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apepper 30.07.13 9:44am
NewBiscuit
"Halve Cost Of HS2 By Building Monorail" Say Friends Of Green Earthpiece 1
Titus 30.07.13 9:36am
NewBiscuit
Egyptian Army Says "We Will Keep Shooting People Until The Violence Ends" 2
Titus 30.07.13 9:32am
NewBiscuit
Yorkshire Terrier Trapped: "Pull! Me tail's In T'door" 2
Titus 30.07.13 9:12am
A.A.Arkwright
Halliburton fails to extinguish pants

Eyewitnesses attest to seeing burning underwear off the Mississippi coast, as oil executives frantically set fire to any evidence pertaining to their role in the Deepwater Horizon disaster. The toxic...

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Wrenfoe 30.07.13 8:43am
Lindy Moone
Naked Inmates to be dropped from covers of Lags mags

Fully Loaded!...

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Scronnyglonkle 30.07.13 8:35am
Scronnyglonkle
Francis declared "The Pink Pope". More soon.

and about time...

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Al OPecia 30.07.13 7:45am
Al OPecia
Pope orders Vatican gay lobby to be redecorated 1
medici2471 30.07.13 7:44am
Al OPecia
Barclays approaches Wonga for loan to fill ‘capital shortfall’ till payday... 0
Tripod 30.07.13 7:44am
Tripod
Taliban first concession in secret talks is to appoint a spokeswoman. 0
Al OPecia 30.07.13 7:43am
Al OPecia
First Taliban spokesman "full of bullshit" says second Taliban spokesman.

"He wouldn't know an IED if he stepped on one"...

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Al OPecia 30.07.13 7:42am
Al OPecia
Wayne Harris "devastated" by new internet porn curbs. More soon.

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2008/02/23/essex-man-completes-all-the-porn-on-the-internet-307/...

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Al OPecia 30.07.13 7:28am
Al OPecia