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Australia in match fixing probe

The Australian cricket team has denied allegations of match fixing after beating England by just 281 runs at the SCG, President Alan Isaac said the ICC take such allegations very seriously and will...

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Gerontius 06.01.14 7:11pm
Ironduke
Cameron to debate whether sideboob is porn or not 1
David K 06.01.14 7:09pm
Ironduke
B.L. Zebub dismissed from one Hull of a job

Hull unemployment exchange welcomed its newest signer on this morning in the form of local resident Mr B. L. Zebub. Having recently been ejected from his position within the Church of England’s...

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irreverendJ 06.01.14 5:40pm
Tristan Shout
Barristers strike chant "What do we want?" dismissed as leading question 0
Ian Searle 06.01.14 5:33pm
Ian Searle
Juicer Weekly magazine just pulp fiction 0
custard cream 06.01.14 4:22pm
custard cream
Health Secretary harvests 'hearts and souls' from X Factor contestants

Health Secretary, Jeremy Hunt, is urging contestants on the X Factor to stick to their words and literally give 'their hearts and souls' in an attempt to reduce the organ transplant waiting list....

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Plot126 06.01.14 4:20pm
Plot126
Mexico launches law suite over UK's copyright infringement with 'waves' 0
irreverendJ 06.01.14 3:14pm
irreverendJ
Aberystwyth seafront waves goodbye after making quite a splash on frontpages 0
irreverendJ 06.01.14 3:10pm
irreverendJ
UK seaside resorts launch freak wave fests

The future of Britain’s seaside towns received a boost yesterday with the announcement by the national tourism agency, VisitBritain that freak wave fests are to head a list of new attractions. ...

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Dick Everyman 06.01.14 2:53pm
Dick Everyman
George Osborne owes the Littlewoods’ catalogue £25bn

The Chancellor today admitted to what is now looking like ‘an horrendous Christmas overspend’. Threatening to cut the welfare budget after the next election, Mr. Osborne confessed that he may...

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Wrenfoe 06.01.14 2:44pm
Wrenfoe
Obama Proposes Gun Control for the Under-Threes and Monkeys

In a controversial proposed legislation, Barack Obama has announced measures to limit firearm access for the Under Threes. Citizens under the age of 3 and four months may soon be limited to the...

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Rowan van den Berg 06.01.14 2:16pm
Sinnick
Prince William's yatching trip ends up at the udder Cows 0
irreverendJ 06.01.14 1:45pm
irreverendJ
Cameron to introduce "Atlantis style" flood defences 0
Bigglesworth 06.01.14 12:12pm
Bigglesworth
'Gove, you are a fornicating baboon,' says Blackadder 0
Oxbridge 06.01.14 11:09am
Oxbridge
Unreality TV 'will never catch on', experts conclude

It was the surprise minority hit of 2013: stories seen on television that were not actually true in any sense but rather contained in 'scripts' produced by 'writers' and played out by trained...

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Oxbridge 06.01.14 7:32am
Gerontius
Deck chairs and Pimms in trenches to be added to history curriculum - Gove 0
Not Amused 06.01.14 4:44am
Not Amused
Rising CO2 levels to be lowered with large Dyson Air Multiplier 0
Dumbnews 06.01.14 1:44am
Dumbnews
Met Office warns of severe delays to TV "personal journeys" 0
Bigglesworth 05.01.14 10:22pm
Bigglesworth
Gove's latest crock of shit "over by Christmas".

In a communique from his luxurious Chateau some miles from the front line, Field Marshal Sir Paul Hogmanay Dacre has given his full backing to his C in C General Sir Alexander Douglas Gove in his...

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blokefromstoke 05.01.14 8:39pm
blokefromstoke
You say B.O. Are eye pea. Claims Google autofill.

Morecambe Soon yi Previn and other stuff you didn't actually type...

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MADJEZ 05.01.14 8:33pm
MADJEZ
Perfect Kitten-Drowning Weather Hits Britain

With the UK currently experiencing abnormally stormy weather, which has resulted in flooding across the country with more forecast in the coming weeks, experts and members of the public are agreed it...

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tryptophan 05.01.14 8:24pm
tryptophan
Men demand access to new register of breast implants

It's only fair...

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gavin 05.01.14 8:18pm
Midfield Diamond
British Isles To Be Floated Off To The Antipodes, In The Hope Of Better Weather

and an opportunity for England to learn how to play cricket., [i]Oh the shame, the humiliation. And I don't even [/i]like[i] cricket.[/i]...

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Titus 05.01.14 4:51pm
Oxbridge
Hospitalised optimist expected to make half-full recovery.

50% more soon...

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sredni vashta 05.01.14 3:58pm
sredni vashta
Gerry Anderson ‘did Apollo 11 lunar module lift off in 1969’ admits NASA

Filmed using the special ‘Supermarionation’ process, the historic ‘small step and giant leap’ global superpower propaganda con was masterminded by the rocket puppetry genius and his special...

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farmer giles 05.01.14 3:28pm
farmer giles
England cricket team worried they "might draw Scotland" in 2015 World Cup. 0
Al OPecia 05.01.14 3:03pm
Al OPecia
The Coen brothers' "Inside Windsor Davis" not up to usual standard. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 05.01.14 1:35pm
dominic_mcg
Guitar sales and Wonga loans double over festive season

More Bbmaj7 soon...

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Scroat 05.01.14 1:26pm
Idiot
Paul McKenna gains weight and starts smoking - fans brand him a hypnocrit

.. for Titus :)...

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Yikes 05.01.14 12:58pm
Ref Minor
Dim-witted Elbow fans rush to buy latest Arse album 0
Idiot 05.01.14 12:09pm
Idiot