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| Police organisation warn of Ops threat posed by acronym shortage | 1 |  |
hero2zero | 2 years |
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Avon & Somerset Chief Constable, Colin Port highlights the acronym shortage. He said, "The public needs to realise the importance of acronyms in our work, often used to both engage and confuse... |
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| Wimbledon just creates a racket, say locals. | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
| Rapunzel in hair cut shock | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
| BBC moves on mass to South Africa | 0 | |
Dun Dunkin | 2 years |
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'Its really great. The hotel, the excursions and food are fabulous. Apparently there is some football on as well.'... |
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| Obama to kick Capello’s ass | 1 | |
Des Custard | 2 years |
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In an announcement on the White House lawn this morning, President Obama said he would ‘do whatever it takes to prevent those English soccer hooligans beating the good old US of A in Saturday’s... |
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| Ruth Badger reprieved | 0 | |
Scroat | 2 years |
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Cull postponed. More soon... |
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| Man stumped about what to do for forthcoming Test Match | 0 | |
Scroat | 2 years |
| Threat to porn site visitors | 0 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 2 years |
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Mainly from wives and girlfriends... |
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| Chiles joins GMTV - everybody leaves | 0 | |
Scroat | 2 years |
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Must have been something he said... |
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| Badger cull in Wales 'on hold' till Government can make a decent fist of it | 0 | |
virtuallywill | 2 years |
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"Culling in the name of Love" by Rage against the Welsh Assembly out next week... |
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| London Monocle Falls from London Eye as London Lady Expresses Risqué Opinion | 0 | |
thisisall1word | 2 years |
| Hooray Bloody Sunday | 0 | |
edward hack | 2 years |
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Bloody Sunday: 'anybody who wasn't shot has died anyway, so leave it. Let's go home' say inquest panel... |
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| Man who grassed front room in turf war with people in the flat downstairs | 0 | |
Scroat | 2 years |
| Kent man lays tarmac in front room, in time for Wimbledon | 2 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
| Ordnance Survey employee sacked for proving Faith really can move mountains | 0 | |
dicky37 | 2 years |
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Faith Tulley, Senior Cartographer with the national mapping agency was dismissed yesterday after admitting changing the position of the UK's highest peaks during a 'childish prank'... |
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| New contents directive from EU means contents of cars must be clearly labelled | 1 | |
brownpaperreporter | 2 years |
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The fact that a packet of crisps is now twice as big as it should be, environmentalists note, is due to this ever expanding EU directive. Cars, likewise must now fall in line. The directive reads,... |
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| Zuma crime reassurance message for world cup fans delayed after script is stolen | 0 | |
Basil_B | 2 years |
| Cameron horrified to discover Helmand Province is not on Cote d'Azur | 0 | |
edward hack | 2 years |
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'I had no idea' said the PM ' I was hoping to bump into Nic and Carla, find a nice little charcuterie - take a runny piece of ripe brie and a cheeky little dry white down to the beach and catch up on... |
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| Commentators rehearse cliches for World Cup | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
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Special 'Sick as a Parrot' workshops being held. 'I am over the moon that they have organised these, said a BBC reporter... |
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| Abby Sutherland so does NOT want to marry Zac Efron | 0 | |
lord_wingnut | 2 years |
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Distressed solo circumnavigating teenager suggests anyone who says she does is a liar, especially that stuck-up skank bitch ho JoBeth Wilson... |
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| Wayne Rooney South African Odyssey - A Blog of but one half. | 0 | |
thisisall1word | 2 years |
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June 11th 2010 Yellow Cards: Still 0, Sins: None so far today except for pinning somewhat over Victoria Coren and not sure that such a melancholic activity includes calorie intake so prob safe)... |
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| Disappointment as only 14 fans turn up for opening of World Cup | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
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Photoshop in evidence all over papers and tv... |
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| PM 'spent the night' with Afghan troops, loved their rough hands and manly aroma | 4 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
| Obama solves oil leak crisis by fit of anger and well chosen words | 3 | |
suki | 2 years |
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Obama was hailed as a leader of the first order today, as his fury and threats of "butt kicking" finally stopped the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico. It had been believed that the scientific... |
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| Dishcloth industry warns of austere times ahead if England exit World Cup early | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 2 years |
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what else would you do with so many flags?... |
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| Prince Charles visits Cumbria after shootings | 0 | |
lord_wingnut | 2 years |
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Offers advice on best cartridges to use and jokes with locals whether beaters are fair game in such a "target-rich environment"... |
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| Camp Bastian 'an unfair assumption' says Neverending Story author | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
| Undercover Taleban mole Nick Clegg plotted to bring down Cameron's helicopter | 0 | |
Psycadelic Squirrel | 2 years |
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Insert own chopper joke here... |
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| Blast, soldier killed in Afghanistan named | 0 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 2 years |
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Perhaps we need to use stronger swear words... |
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| Fagin fails his CRB check. | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 2 years |
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Along with the Pied Piper of Hamelim... |
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