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“Let’s fantasise our way out of recession”, says upbeat Osborne...

“We need to harness the power of positive visualisation”, the chancellor said yesterday, as he urged the British people to fantasise themselves out of the anticipated triple-dip recession....

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Tripod 26.01.13 10:45pm
Tripod
pioneering gynacologist develops new techniques in peehole surgery 2
Smart Alex 26.01.13 10:29pm
godly1966
Mafia budget cuts forces supplier switch

"When we found out that the horse head's we were buying were actually 32% cow, we were shocked" - Mafia Boss Giovani Almera explained - "So when we found out that Tesco had 2.8 million horse burgers...

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TheModerator 26.01.13 10:20pm
TheModerator
'It's our entitlement' say Utd fans

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson was said to be furious with match referee Mark Clattenburg for making his side wait nearly 3 minutes for their first penalty during the FA Cup encounter...

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Nobby Holder 26.01.13 7:59pm
Nobby Holder
HS2 - High Speed Rail Link: "Great excuse to piss people off." says Minister 0
Nowherefast 26.01.13 7:03pm
Nowherefast
Additional 4p sees BP forecourts Now selling pppppetrol 0
One Line Only 26.01.13 6:14pm
One Line Only
Weather to be followed by more weather Met Office warns

More weather will follow today's weather according to a warning from Met Office forecasters. 'Normal conditions up there,' said a spokeswoman, 'will result in more weather arriving when the current...

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roybland 26.01.13 5:23pm
roybland
Ladbrooks raider killed. What's the odds on that?

Coat, door...

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beau-jolly 26.01.13 5:16pm
dominic_mcg
Man who didn't murder Jill Dando didn't murder her enough

Barry George who spent eight years behind bars after being wrongly convicted of the murder of Jill Dando, has lost his High Court bid for compensation on the grounds he 'didn't murder her enough'....

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roybland 26.01.13 4:44pm
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Egyptian Police "still trying to trace ball-boy who kicked it all off". 0
Al OPecia 26.01.13 4:25pm
Al OPecia
Louis Armstrong admits wonderful world is a fake

After years of claiming in song that it's a wonderful world, Louis Armstrong has finally admitted on the Oprah Winfrey show that it's not true...

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knownothingbozo 26.01.13 2:29pm
Dick Everyman
PHOTO SPECIAL: SNOWMAGEDDON!

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/320924_10151409032820081_63264931_n.jpg...

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bonjonelson 26.01.13 2:22pm
Dick Everyman
"Some believe Egyptian football is a matter of life and death...they're right." 0
charlies_hat 26.01.13 12:27pm
charlies_hat
MoD announce formation of the Queens Own Premenstrual Regiment 0
Scronnyglonkle 26.01.13 11:20am
Scronnyglonkle
Chelsea's Eden Hazard to be new face of Specsavers 0
Nowherefast 26.01.13 11:20am
Nowherefast
Apple fury to find only 100 children making iPhones

Apple computers have reacted with anger to discover that a tiny percentage of their subcontractors are under the age of 16. "It should be an appreciable percentage and we're aiming for a large...

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apepper 26.01.13 11:07am
apepper
Cameron: "Burn the poor to keep warm"

UK Prime Minister David Cameron has announced his government's new energy policy. With North Sea oil in decline and an unsure future for fracking, any untapped energy sources are being seized upon as...

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NewsCock 26.01.13 9:35am
NewsCock
Female troops in U.S. army to be in combat 1 week per month. More or less. 0
Maverick 26.01.13 12:51am
Maverick
Increase in accidents blamed on 'reduced amount of dog poo' on Britains streets

A recent study into the increasing levels of health and safety regulation, as well as the higher number of idiots going to A&E with their hand caught in a toaster, has found the problem is...

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Perks 26.01.13 12:50am
Perks
Feature: More government advice on practical uses for snow

Following recent government advice that building a snowman is now an official way to prevent flooding, we have decided to bring you this coalition's guide to other uses for the snow during this cold...

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Perks 26.01.13 12:31am
Sir Lupus
Rebecca - 3 Mile Island

Dead heroine in nuclear meltdown drama sparks orgasm in advertbot!...

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Iscariot 26.01.13 12:24am
Iscariot
New Socialist Collective Eurosceptic Party (SCEP) Formed ....

Milliband promptly offers EU referendum if Labour is elected...

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Titus 25.01.13 11:23pm
Titus
DEAR ABBY’S LAST WORDS: ADVISES EVERYONE TO "GO FUCK THEMSELVES."

January 25, 2013 [center]“DEAR ABBY’S LAST WORDS: ADVISES EVERYONE TO ‘GO FUCK THEMSELVES.’ ”[/center], [center]By: Neil Hiatt[/center] MINNEAPOLIS, MN—In a shocking turn of events...

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Neil Hiatt 25.01.13 8:20pm
Neil Hiatt
Somerset schools report worrying increase in Cyder bullying 0
bonjonelson 25.01.13 7:45pm
bonjonelson
Japanese whaler claims: We do it to get some fin to eat. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 25.01.13 7:35pm
dominic_mcg
How to be a life coach

So you want to be a life coach? Putting aside the motivation for this dubious aspiration, here are a few tips to help you succeed in Britain's top growth industry: The most important qualification...

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custard cream 25.01.13 6:58pm
Dick Everyman
Pentagon allow front line women on a strict 'don't ask, don't tell' basis 0
One Line Only 25.01.13 4:51pm
One Line Only
Rough sleepers to be issued extra sandpaper. 2
wallster 25.01.13 2:55pm
Tripod
Rebecca to offer in or out referendum 3
godly1966 25.01.13 2:50pm
FlashArry
Pentagon to end ban on women in front-line combat, new day, new tactics

The announcement that the US is to allow women to become front line combat ready troops, has sent a shiver around the worlds armed forces. "It's not that we won't fight them" a representative from...

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Codec 25.01.13 1:13pm
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