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Gender equality at last as Bishops allow women into Wales 0
irreverendJ 12.09.13 4:27pm
irreverendJ
Allah laughs as 3000 Korans burnt on 911. I still get a $2 royalty per copy. 2
MADJEZ 12.09.13 4:23pm
MADJEZ
Rowling To Pen Rip/Spin Off Film

At this stage it is not known if the new film will be a spin off of Harry Potter, or the work of Tolkien. Rumours are that Rowling was last seen in a library furiously reading the complete works of...

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Flugelbinder 12.09.13 3:37pm
Flugelbinder
PC Damages Foot Dropping Kerb Fall Compensation Claim 0
Flugelbinder 12.09.13 2:52pm
Flugelbinder
76% of statistics are made up on the spot, survey reveals. 0
Sfox 12.09.13 2:32pm
Sfox
Involvement in large-scale drug ring sees Postman Pat facing 'lengthly sentence'

69-year-old Pat Clifton, known affectionately by millions as Postman Pat, is due to be sentenced next week for his role in one of the largest prescription drug trafficking operations in England,...

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Jesus H 12.09.13 2:25pm
Jesus H
Prince Charles tested for irony deficiency after remarks on plight of unemployed 0
sydalg 12.09.13 1:53pm
sydalg
Leaked email: what privatisation will mean for your postal service...

First class post will arrive next day. Or the day after that. Or the day after that.* Second class post will be held back for a few days - just to let customers know what ‘second class’ actually...

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Tripod 12.09.13 12:45pm
Tripod
U.S. SICK OF BRATTY SYRIA, LEAVES HIM AT FROYO SHOP W/ RUSSIA

You think picking him up every-other weekend, buying him FroYo and those stupid Skylander figures makes you a good parent? It's convenient for you, making ME the bad guy all the time. But who deals...

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Dustybottoms 12.09.13 12:32pm
custard cream
Long queue already forming to buy Royal Mail shares 2
Duncan Biscuit 12.09.13 11:58am
Boutros
Post Man who dumped mail off bridge told boss it was all part of the floatation 0
Scronnyglonkle 12.09.13 11:53am
Scronnyglonkle
Pagans and Druids issue official apology for Stonehenge

Britain’s Pagan and Neo-Druidic communities have issued a joint statement, finally apologising for the 'unspeakable suffering and inconvenience' caused by the building of Stonehenge in the second...

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Skylarking 12.09.13 11:32am
beau-jolly
Fans eagerly await 'Pundits Moaning About Mercury Prize Shortlist' shortlist

Fans of cliched, bored and miserable journalism are preparing themselves for the announcement of the 'Pundits Moaning About Mercury Music Prize Shortlist' shortlist. Compiled every year the...

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andrewl81 12.09.13 11:26am
andrewl81
New plastic iphone "can print plastic fivers"

The new plastic Iphone will have the capacity to print the new plastic five pound note, according to a joint annoucment by the Royal Mint and Apple. It will be the first time a smartphone can double...

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nickb 12.09.13 10:06am
nickb
First iPhone 5S mugging reported: ‘He chopped off my finger and took my phone’. 0
Tripod 12.09.13 9:45am
Tripod
'Come out, come out, whatever you are' Obama urges Putin

There was stunned silence at the Whitehouse press conference today as Barrack Obama took to the lectern, brandishing what he believed to be, Vladimir Putin's most secret weapon, an 18' inflatable...

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Robopop 12.09.13 9:32am
Robopop
Dangerous weapons discovered at London Arms Fair

Organisers of the London Arms Fair were shocked to discover that there were weapons on sale which could hurt people. A spokesman for the organisers, Ian McCullough, said: 'Walking round the stands...

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John Wiltshire 12.09.13 9:08am
John Wiltshire
The very grateful unemployed

The long term unemployed are so grateful to this Government for so reducing benefits that having a part time, minimum wage, zero hours contract job has become a position to aspire to., Ian Dunk...

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pjc 12.09.13 7:29am
pjc
Queen required to pay bedroom tax

The Queen's a bit miffed because in compliance with Dave's " were all in it together " she is about to have her rather mingy allowance reduced in relation to the 52 family bedrooms at Buck Palice....

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pjc 12.09.13 6:47am
pjc
New iPhone tattoos fact you have an iPhone on inside of other peoples eyelids.

Just in case they hadn't got the message., This post uploaded by iPhone yes I have an iPhone did you not know I have an iPhone, oh it's the best you really should get one...

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MADJEZ 12.09.13 5:17am
MADJEZ
Kitchen Aid launch range of decorative appliances designed to be never used 0
Dumbnews 12.09.13 4:23am
Dumbnews
O-yez, there is more information on these stories on the church noticeboard

And you can contact the Town Crier by semaphore, carrier pigeon or giving a note to a passing stage coach...

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Ian Searle 12.09.13 4:17am
Ian Searle
Consumer in search of more information from magazine accused of 'Which' Hunt 0
Ian Searle 12.09.13 4:14am
Ian Searle
Apple Releases I-Wok 5

Apple's attempt to dominate sales in the lucrative Chinese market has skyrocketed following the release of its new i-phone which also doubles as a handy ready to use wok. First reactions from the...

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ozworld 12.09.13 12:10am
ozworld
BBC accuses BBC of having a 'horrible anus'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24054923...

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quango 11.09.13 10:47pm
quango
Man stares into the fetid maw of his own mortality watching ITV2's Big Reunion

 , Steven Harris (32) from Croydon, South London reported feeling the crushing realisation that his best years are far behind him while watching an episode of ITV2's The Big Reunion: On Tour last...

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phil_smith 11.09.13 10:19pm
phil_smith
Apple already hyping iPhone 6, iPhone7 and iPhone 7.5. 1
deskpilot3 11.09.13 10:14pm
Arthur
Beast Finally Goes Ex-Directory After Spate Of Nuisance Sales Calls 4
Titus 11.09.13 10:10pm
ronseal
Government claims that HS2 will cure cancer.

Or possibly just let it get to specialists in London more quickly...

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deskpilot3 11.09.13 10:09pm
deskpilot3
Apple users unsure which greasy thumbprint they should press their digit on. 0
deskpilot3 11.09.13 10:08pm
deskpilot3