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Shop's security barrier catches it's first shoplifter 8
Perks 3 years

A branch of Next in the West Midlands has become the first known store in the UK to actually catch a shoplifter after he set of the security barriers at the store's front door. The barriers, which...

BBC to send 2012 Olympics presenters to London to cover the games 5
simonjmr 3 years
Pandas sent to Scotland to get drunk and have lots of unprotected sex. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Honour crime sub: Now in pits for repair 4
dvo4fun 3 years

Bit of eco-subbing here, recycling an idea of a couple of months ago. Now back in the workshop awaiting detailed work with the 3/8th drive socket set, micrometer, 240 grade emery cloth and a large...

Clarkson apology 'poorly executed' admit BBC. 3
MADJEZ 3 years

More bombshells soon...

BMW launches articulate vehicle which answers back 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Banner on bypass probably not best way to come out, gay dad reflects 15
Clarky 3 years

When Swindon man, Dave White, decided to announce his homosexuality, he did it in a big way – by hanging a 6ft banner across a roundabout on the bypass, proclaiming ‘I’m a big gay and so’s my...

Statistician forced to admit 80% of disabled people happy with Paralympics. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More damn lies soon...

Croatia dissapointed at being drawn in the Group of Debt 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Shock reverberates round Europe as UEFA fail to draw a "Group of Death" 0
grottymonty 3 years
Relief as Kindles officially declared Gay. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More anouncements soon...

Book critic when asked about Dickens admits she's never been to one 1
Smart Alex 3 years
Variable message signs not ironic insist Highways Agency 4
Aberdeen Correspondent 3 years

The Highways Agency has responded angrily to claims that variable message signs at the side of Britain’s motorways are ironic. The signs have been carrying messages such as: “Don’t allow...

Strategy to reduce youth unemployment is to wait until they get old 1
Aberdeen Correspondent 3 years

Prime Minister, David Cameron, admitted under pressure today that the coalition’s strategy for reducing youth unemployment in the long-term is to wait until those who are currently unemployed get...

Clarkson beats Blatter but trails Boyle with a reasonably paced insult. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Clarkson to be new Ambassador to Iran. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Tabloids disappointed as "Angel of Death" is just a common thief. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Following latest album, Winehouse label accused of flogging a dead horse face. 0
VictorMeldrew 3 years

More bad taste soon. Shirley it's been done already?...

All Chipping Norton residents arrested - "it saves time" 0
apepper 3 years

After Jeremy Clarkson's rant, the government have announced that it's simpler to assume that every Chipping Norton resident is, or is going to be, disgraced in one way or another and that to...

Maya '2012 not end of world' but return of Mayan god, Mr Gronemeyer 0
simonjmr 3 years
CBeebies critiques commercialisation of Xmas, launches Chris Mouse programme 0
simonjmr 3 years

Hard hitting issues and story lines are covered in each five minute episode Racism in "White Chris Mouse" Death and loss in "Last Chris Mouse" Greed in "Twelve days of Chris Mouse" Dyslexia in...

Who do you think you are kidding, Mrs Merkel? If you think we're on the run... 0
GreenCross 3 years
Merkel: "Ein fiscal policy, ein debt ceiling, ein Euro!" 5
GreenCross 3 years
Clarkson complaints - staggering total includes three from viewers 3
medici2471 3 years
Merkel remains forthreich over Germany's standpoint on the Euro crisis 4
charlies_hat 3 years
Family Tree Shock For Nick Griffin In ‘Who Do You Think You Are?’ 6
UnoEye 3 years

‘Meet your great-great-great-granddad, Leroy Ambrose’ says the researcher handing Nick a tattered old photo. ‘Are you sure about this?’ Nick hesitantly asks. ‘Absolutely!’ she replies...

Clarkson flies to China to offer his advice on dealing with protesters. 3
bonjonelson 3 years
Occupy Camp defector describes the brutality of the Peacenik overlords 0
Newsquelch 3 years

Nobody else has been seen going in or out of the small city of tents for several weeks now, but surveillance has revealed a number of small disturbances within the complex, apparently caused by...

Ortis Deley dumbfounded that he's been overlooked for BBC's 2012 Olympics squad 0
simonjmr 3 years
North Korea insists it won world’s most corrupt nation award ‘fair and square’ 3
Long Distance Clara 3 years