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British Athlete facing life-time ban for using Heathrow travelator 14
Golgo13 3 years

London 2012 hopeful, Fergus Mason (33) has been removed from consideration for the British Olympic 100m squad and could be banned from the sport for life after tests revealed his qualifying trial...

Murdoch announces launch of 'The Turd on Saturday' 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Clearasil accused of spot fixing 2
Smart Alex 3 years
Sheen, Muscle and Whippy to receive knighthoods in Queen's Jubilee honours. 0
Haywood Manley 3 years
‘Torture? They don’t know the meaning of the word’ warns Home Office Minister. 0
malgor 3 years

Jordanian legislative affairs minister Ayman Odeh has taken refuge in one of King Abdullah’s palaces tonight after hearing that Home Secretary Theresa May is ‘coming for talks’, diplomatic...

Italian royals launch overpriced 'Duce Originals' biscuits 1
charlies_hat 3 years
German President quits in sandals 1
simonjmr 3 years

Dr Scholl ones to boot. More soon...

Jewish boy names penis 'Economy' following cut back 1
Perks 3 years
French lorry driver arrested after 'coq au van' incident 0
dicky37 3 years

[more soon]...

Man charged for "St. Jude" graffiti outside Rangers FC 3
charlies_hat 3 years

one for the people lucky enough not to be touched by Catholicism to look up...

Murdoch pays visit to the Sun to reassure staff. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

Cameron aims to delay new Falklands war until 2020 when we have a Navy again! 1
Iamthestig 3 years
Jordan rejects Theresa May for torture talks and calls for Iron Lady 0
cinquecento 3 years
Falling sales prompt Mail on Sunday sale on Monday 0
Haywood Manley 3 years
Outrage as Rastamouse takes multi-million pound bonus 1
quango 3 years

Politicians are calling for TV CBeebies star Rastamouse to loose his bonus, calling it prepostorous that at times of austerity, Rastamouse was enjoying ever increasing amounts of rewards whilst the...

XXX Olympiad to feature etymologically correct gymnastics 8
Golgo13 3 years
Philip to redefine himself as, 'The Royal Formerly Known As Prince' 2
Smart Alex 3 years
Wagamama and Yo Sushi! join forces to target young market with 'Yo Mama' 3
kimllfixit 3 years
Oil Refiners Apologies for High Price of Diesel 0
HenryMJUK 3 years

A spokesperson said “the problem is … it’s Iranian Diesel and it’s in high demand in the UK, everybody loves it, in fact, they can’t get enough of it. But the good news is, that we only...

Theresa May not bound for Jordan, just respectfully dressed 0
medici2471 3 years
Princess Anne joins Jordanian royal family 0
medici2471 3 years
Big Bad Wulff in house scandal: "It won't blow over" 0
nikko_1965 3 years

I vill huff und puff...

British media accused of biased Falklands reporting by feckless Argies 2
cinquecento 3 years
PM and Sarkozy agree to wife swap for closer links 0
apepper 3 years

David Cameron has agreed to an experimental wife swap with French President Nicolas Sarkozy in an attempt to improve UK/French relations. If successful, Mr Merkel could be phased in by 2015...

Athens tourist industry in ruins as Greek debt crisis hits home 1
Iamthestig 3 years
Police investigate 'St Michael' graffiti outside Marks & Spencer food hall 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Pope renames Saint James, Sports Direct 0
medici2471 3 years
Doctors: Merkel diet 'is 90% plankton' 0
hughesroland 3 years
God Uranus tires of constant bottom jokes, changes name to Mike Hunt 9
cinquecento 3 years
Greece enters administration and is banned from next year's Eurovision. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years