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Classical physicists attacked with Planck

constantly...

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Smart Alex 31.07.13 4:43pm
FOAD
Financial crisis deepens, clockwork toy manufactures face winding up orders. 2
Ian Searle 31.07.13 2:32pm
Titus
Wealthy New York bakery "making lots of dough"

Stop me if you've heard this before...

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AReader 31.07.13 2:25pm
Titus
Topless Models To Be Removed From Page Three, Put On Banknotes Instead

"Sorted!" said Lord Dedbrane, Minister for Misconceived Initatives. "That should keep the girls happy - ticks two boxes at the same time, a 'win-win' all round."...

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Titus 31.07.13 2:15pm
Titus
Builder of proposed Vatican Sperm Bank "pulled out at the last moment"

(c) Obvious Jokes 2013...

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AReader 31.07.13 1:52pm
AReader
Equality Campaigners Complain Of Lack Of Male Portraits On UK Banknotes

"It's never more than 50%" said one angry protester "and when we had Florence Nightingale and Elizabeth Fry on there, the number of male portraits was zero. This is blatant feminist discrimination."...

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Titus 31.07.13 1:38pm
Titus
Tory Peers ‘angered’ by Howell’s ‘eat a Geordie’ plan

“Why single out the North East?” asked Baron Jameson of Hertfordshire, reacting to Lord Howell suggestion that people from the North East be humanely killed and eaten “because they lead...

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CulchaVulcha 31.07.13 1:37pm
Titus
UK "not run by unaccountable bureaucrats" says head of OF-QUANGO 0
AReader 31.07.13 1:35pm
AReader
Chronically depressed lemming "cannot be helped to die" says UK High Court

Might be a sub here or a bad taste award, I'm not certain...

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AReader 31.07.13 1:32pm
AReader
Government creates two regulators OF-FOB for the public and OFCOURSE for bigbiz 2
ronseal 31.07.13 1:29pm
Titus
Tory Peer's apology in full; "I didn't know anyone lived in the north"

Tory Peer, Lord Howell has apologized for his remarks about the north-east of England. "I had no idea that it was habitable north of Watford, so I'm deeply sorry for the people forced to live in such...

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apepper 31.07.13 1:16pm
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NB Wins Spammy Award For Attracting More Spam Than Any Other Spoof News Website 4
Titus 31.07.13 1:12pm
Titus
Classical physicists attacked by wild Bohr 0
Smart Alex 31.07.13 12:03pm
Smart Alex
Gareth Bale joins Norwich City

Norwich manager Chris Hughton was ecstatic today as he pulled off the soccer signing of the century by landing Spurs star striker Gareth Bale for a world record transfer fee of £150 million. Paid...

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farmer giles 31.07.13 10:48am
farmer giles
BBC to include new "How We Commissioned it" bit at the end of each show

BBC executives are cock a hoop with the success of the 'how we made it' feature at the end of each show on their channels, and plan to take the concept further. Starting in September, all shows will...

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ronseal 31.07.13 10:41am
ronseal
HR genius devises job ad designed to deter all except deluded bullshitters

A team of boffins in a Human Resources lab claims it has created the perfect advert to screen out almost all normal people and attract a 99 per cent pure audience of bullshitters, deluded chancers...

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ronseal 31.07.13 10:20am
ronseal
Panic Sets In And Official Enquiry Launched As Sun Fails To Appear

Investigation also launched into cause of moisture on outdoor surfaces. Government urges public to remain calm...

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Titus 31.07.13 9:27am
Titus
Lamb denied slaughter by High Court 0
topfotogmw 31.07.13 9:24am
topfotogmw
Gok Wan admits defeat - tells Pope

"I don't know what I could do to make the clergy any more campwith the flowing robes, bling jewellery, love for candles and their penchant for a bit of buggery, seems like you got this thing down...

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raudus 31.07.13 9:19am
Jesus H
Penniless unemployed baker who needed dough brown bread

Put loaf in oven...

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farmer giles 31.07.13 8:32am
farmer giles
Gok Wan heads to the Vatican to 'camp-up the clergy'

After surprising the world with his relaxed views on homosexuality, Pope Francis has stepped-up his attempts to modernise the Catholic Church by enlisting the services of eccentric style-guru Gok...

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Jesus H 31.07.13 8:31am
farmer giles
Top Gear Team Campaign For UK Motorways To Have Less Sharp Corners 0
Titus 31.07.13 8:14am
Titus
Penniless unemployed baker needs dough 2
farmer giles 31.07.13 8:11am
Titus
Newsbiscuit Fans Cheesed Off With Spammy Posts 3
Titus 31.07.13 8:03am
Titus
NATo to deploy cat-pooh bombs against Taliban.

General Paul Motors, C-I-C of NATO forces in Afghanistan, has announced that his troops will be deploying cat-pooh bombs against insurgents. He said this morning, “we’ve realised that using...

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FOAD 31.07.13 7:42am
Titus
Disappointment after masses realize religion is a ridiculous tale 1
Dumbnews 31.07.13 7:32am
Titus
Company takes giant strides towards world’s largest pair of trousers

Oversized clothing company Chubby Gear is hoping to give its global profile a leg up – by tailoring the world’s largest-ever pair of trousers! Measuring 142 feet tall, they will beat the current...

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farmer giles 31.07.13 6:48am
farmer giles
Wanted: Schrödinger’s cat. Dead and alive...

Hat tip to Tripod...

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Smart Alex 31.07.13 5:55am
Arthur
Disappointment after man's first smartphone fails to change his life 0
Dumbnews 31.07.13 3:45am
Dumbnews
Wanted: Schrödinger’s cat. Dead or alive... 1
Tripod 30.07.13 10:53pm
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