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Hokey Cokey party demands 'shake it all about' option for in/out referendum

And that's what it's all about. I've run out of meds. Apologies...

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DustyBinLaden 23.01.13 9:18pm
DustyBinLaden
Drugs advisers rule out ban on Khat, saying "I love you you're my bessht mate" 0
exigo 23.01.13 6:14pm
exigo
Rubbish 3
Gerontius 23.01.13 5:20pm
Gerontius
White House deny lip-synch accusation

A leading White House representative has denied accusations that President Obama lip-synched his way through the entire eight minutes of his inauguration speech at the weekend., President Obama was...

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Gerontius 23.01.13 4:52pm
Gerontius
Rogue beekeeper arrested in police sting operation 1
AReader 23.01.13 4:32pm
Tess Goes
Armstrong of the Law in doping scandal

Doesn't quite work but there has to be a pun in there somewhere...

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Gerontius 23.01.13 3:37pm
Gerontius
BBC 'scraping the bottom' by commissioning a series of 'Call the Proctologist '. 4
Ian Searle 23.01.13 3:13pm
medici2471
Village People to sue Mo Farah over ‘Mobot’ celebration.

Double Olympic gold-medallist Mo Farah found himself facing plagiarism charges today as 1970s disco act, The Village People, announced they were planning to sue over Farah’s popular ‘Mobot’...

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JD 23.01.13 2:37pm
JD
Gordon Sumner arrested in Police sting operation. 0
bonjonelson 23.01.13 1:50pm
bonjonelson
Lib Dems to campaign for third question in EU referendum

"Neither in nor out, but somewhere in between"...

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AReader 23.01.13 1:37pm
AReader
Prince William jealous of Harry

Wishes he could run around hotels naked, but "her indoors" won't let him...

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gwalker2805 23.01.13 1:24pm
Lens Cap
Claire Balding Denies “Channelling the Spirit of Princess Di”

Sporting the late Lady Diana’s “flock of seagulls” hairstyle, eye make-up and easy manner, Claire Balding has edged her way into the hearts of a nation through her excellent presentation of the...

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brieosh1 23.01.13 12:45pm
FlashArry
EU Referendum ballot paper

IN. ▚ OUT. ▚ SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT. ▚...

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Lens Cap 23.01.13 12:07pm
Lens Cap
Cameron offers EU vote "assuming we're going to lose the election"

Prime minister David Cameron has announced that the UK will be "given a referendum on membership of the EU if the Conservatives win the next election; like that's going to happen." He explained,...

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apepper 23.01.13 10:51am
apepper
NRA in 'Royal Patronage' talks 1
Dick Everyman 23.01.13 10:47am
Boutros
Cameron to offer a "Shake it all about" referendum

That's what its all about...

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Rootin Tootin 23.01.13 10:45am
Rootin Tootin
Cameron promises referendum on invading Europe

‘I suggest we start with Poland as a warm-up and then onto Holland, Belgium, and France’ said David Cameron in a Brussels speech not aimed in any way at UKIP supporters. ‘It goes without...

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Yikes 23.01.13 10:44am
Yikes
Policeman tells castrated burglar ‘you’re nicked’ 0
Yikes 23.01.13 9:48am
Yikes
Prince Harry had three confirmed ‘kills’ in Vegas

Prince Harry has admitted in an interview that his training as an Apache helicopter pilot and gunner was invaluable when it came to disposing of three dead hookers in Las Vegas. Discussing the many...

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Darkbill 2.0 23.01.13 9:28am
Dick Everyman
Denture venture to mine celeb 'grills' for precious metals announced

Deep Space Industries have joined the race to reclaim precious metals from the decorated mouths of celebrities after pulling out of a venture to mine asteroids, which on reflection, were further away...

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kga6 23.01.13 9:03am
kga6
UK Porn industry welcomes prospect of "In-Out" referendum 0
moanygit 23.01.13 8:54am
moanygit
Cameron's EU speech: France welcomes opportunity to tell UK to "Fuck right off"

more later...

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dvo4fun 23.01.13 8:06am
dvo4fun
Sod Eu, You B'stard Britains and yew can have my goat say's Cameron

Bloody typo I said Vote !, "What a lying Tosser" claimed Hilbert McBiggins - a local tramp to Westminister albeit slightly disturbed by a new helipad and a new species of wildlife thrown into his...

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Tess Goes 23.01.13 2:04am
Tess Goes
Tom Daley has been over working, he's decided to become Tom Weekly. 1
Ian Searle 22.01.13 11:00pm
antharrison
Spitfires could be under a toilet in Peterborough, claims toilet superintendent.

A toilet superintendent from Peterborough has spent his life savings excavating under the toilets where he works in search of 89 Airfix spitfires allegedly buried by his brother 44 years earlier....

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Boutros 22.01.13 9:51pm
Boutros
'My dog's got no nose'. 'How does it smell?' 'Using nanobot technology

It was expensive, but he's worth it...

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Truebiscuit 22.01.13 9:37pm
Idiot
Ed Milliband offers to smother Thatcher for charity

It's the least I can do says Ed Milliband, holding a pillow. Love to see a picture for this! Perhaps Mr Milliband is standing looking menacing with a good old honest pillow in his hand, and Thatcher...

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Truebiscuit 22.01.13 9:31pm
Dick Everyman
Rock salt tops NME favourite condiment poll 0
BAJDixon 22.01.13 8:56pm
BAJDixon
Redcar residents disgusted with Sandiford for only smuggling 5 Kgs 0
antharrison 22.01.13 8:52pm
antharrison
NHS to recruit more voluntary reserve doctors and surgeons

Following the lead set by the armed services, Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt has announced that the NHS will welcome an additional 20,000 voluntary reserves to replace those trained professionals being...

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antharrison 22.01.13 8:49pm
antharrison