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House of Lords to be replaced by panel from The Voice 5
Ludicity 3 years

In a major constitutional change the House of Lords is to be scrapped and replaced by a new second chamber consisting of Sir Tom Jones, Jessie J, Danny O’Donoghue, and The Voice panel...

Greece desperately hoping not to qualify for Eurovision song contest 0
tonylemesma 3 years

Greece has pleaded with voters not to vote for its entry in this year's Eurovision song contest semi-finals because it fears the cost of winning the event may bankrupt the country...

Blunkett reminded he hasn't paid VAT on dog food for years 2
Haywood Manley 3 years

After throwing his weight behind a campaign to exempt guide dog food from VAT saying the issue is "far more serious than hot pasties", David Blunkett had it explained to him today that he hasn't been...

Queen "regrets" agreeing to work the bank holiday weekend 3
Mr Target 3 years

Palace officials have confirmed that the Queen "deeply regrets" agreeing to work on June 4th and 5th, and that when she agreed to the engagements back in February, it "hadn't clicked" that there was...

Dead Kennedys recruit new member 2
Yikes 3 years
Dalglish signs for Man Utd, joins Giggs and Scholes in Midfield .. More Soon 0
Kramaring 3 years
Google makes search more human with Fumble, digress and deviate Graph 0
simonjmr 3 years
Blunkett to start feeding his dog on cold pasties 0
Sinnick 3 years
Roy Hodgson appoints Casper as Director of Team Spirit 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Paralysed Man ‘Feels Up A Bird’ Using Mind Power 1
daneade 3 years

The scientific community were hailing a spectacular breakthrough today as paralysed man Bert Winters was able to finally ‘cop a feel of his missus’ using a robotic arm controlled by a brain...

Scientists discover that dinosaur extinction was caused by reptile dysfunction 4
Sinnick 3 years
Deadlock holiday for Greek politics 0
simonjmr 3 years
Nokia unveil the new N0M8s; the world's first 'Smart Human' 14
Perks 3 years

With the number of ‘Smart’ Phones predicted to overtake the number of people on the planet, mobile phone giant Nokia have unveiled a new product that will result in the creation of the ‘Smart...

Good feet for a big man footy logic sees first England call up for Danny La Rue 0
ronseal 3 years
Hodgson 'Crouch not selected for hoofballing reasons' 0
Underconstruction 3 years
Dalglish sacked for 'soccerballing' reasons 0
Underconstruction 3 years
Dodgy car salesman defends dropping Rio from stocklist 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years

A Kia Rio has been removed from the back of a second-hand car showroom by the new proprietor after it failed to impress him. Roy Hodgkinson of Canning Town Motors defended his decision, saying ...

Londonderry Air chosen as Ireland's entry for 2012's Rear of the year contest 0
simonjmr 3 years
Olympic Torch stuck behind tourist caravan for 2 hours in Cornwall 2
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
BBC TOTP repeat bosses arrested for justifying the course of perverts. 5
bonjonelson 3 years
BBC confirms plan to move all men's programmes to Dave 6
3 years

The BBC has confirmed that it no longer intends to show programmes that appeal directly to men on BBC One or BBC Two, and will transfer any show with a glimmer of masculinity straight to rival...

Back-of-shirt letter suppliers delighted at Oxlade-Chamberlain's selection 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years
Prophets of doom continuing to make predictions like there's no tomorrow 2
Haywood Manley 3 years
Greece offers to sell Britain the Elgin Marbles 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Roy Hodgson praises potential of 'brown generation'. 0
Ian 3 years

More sick as a parrot soon...

Amnesiac gynaecologist’s memory returning in “random snatches” 6
Spoinge 3 years
Greece 'making a Drachma out of a crisis' complains Merkel 1
pinxit 3 years
Britons warned not to overdo it after wild spree of Joey Barton condemnation 4
ronseal 3 years

Britain finally got to feel good about itself on Sunday, after Joey Barton's sending off released a wave of indignation and self importance that swept across England, Wales, Northern Ireland and even...

Bosnian butcher to sue War Criminal Nicknames Office. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Npower announce new 'hybrid' power station 3
Perks 3 years

Npower, the UK energy supplier has today announced it's plans to turn Didcot power station into the world's first 'hybrid' power station. The move comes as the company try to find even more ways to...