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James Murdoch recalls very little 0
spoole2112 3 years

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Gaddafi reeling after more revelations of his contacts with Blair’s government 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Sophists says inflation has actually increased by only 2.3% 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Man who dumped lizard in supermarket toilet has no recollection of eating it 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Mumsnet calls for Kevlar body armour as cotton wool no longer adequate for child 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

“For years cotton wool has been the benchmark for guarding kids against all the ills of the world and now, this is no longer adequate”, says Doreen Hambleton. “If its good enough for our lads...

Underclass to be relaunched as 'Morlocks' 7
3 years

Michael Gove has outlined his latest attempt to tackle the so-called 'underclass'. From March, people who claim benefits, own more than two pairs of trainers or have the names of their children...

Depp Prepares for next 'Pirates' Role by Joining Band of Somali Pirates 0
TokyoTomato 3 years

In an effort to inject greater realism and depth into his role of Jack Sparrow for the next 'Pirates of the Caribbean' film, Johnny Depp has joined a band of Somali pirates hijacking and ransoming...

Long-distance swimmer Walliams to try comedy in 2012 "I need a new challenge" 4
dvo4fun 3 years
Flash adds to essential home cleaner range with Flash En-Suite & Flash Bannister 6
Stan 3 years

Flash, the household cleaning brand, has added to their popular range such as Flash Kitchen and Flash Bathroom with an assortment of products specifically aimed at areas of the home that don’t...

Glow-in-the-dark kitten 'like a fridge light for wheelie bins' 4
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
Trading Standards report calls above-inflation funeral costs 'a bit stiff' 2
pinxit 3 years
Drunk Swedish elk releases album after leaving The Priory 3
pinxit 3 years
Radio Telescope in US Radio Quiet Zone 'sucking in' Alien Diseases 1
Pagantroll 3 years

Thousands of residents of Green Bank, West Virginia are outraged after it is discovered that the world's largest radio telescope, which is located in the town, is attracting huge quantities of...

Applicants for Met Police Chief job detained overnight for further questioning 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Somali kidnap "Authentic" Thomas Cook excursion 0
grottymonty 3 years

Thomas cook have today defended the authenticity of their new range of back to basics excursions. "People no longer want to visit a tired old relic or swim with a captive dolphin, they want to see...

Research says no-one gives a toss where you were on day of global news event 3
ronseal 3 years

As people across the world prepare to put their personal spin on big global news event, shocking new statistics suggest they may be wasting their time. In 99 per cent of cases, nobody gives a toss...

City worker asked to donate for David Walliams' charity swim. Commuter says no. 3
wallster 3 years
Copyright victory means Cliff needn't crumble. 1
Boutros 3 years

EU Council officials' decision to extend copyright on sound recordings by a further 20 years was strongly influenced by Sir Cliff Richard's solemn promise to "never go near another recording studio,...

Lowest ever salt content Salt & Vinegar crisps rebranded as Vinegar Crisps 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Scottish nation licks lips as Hurricane Katia batters coastline 9
Screenie 3 years
Boundary Commission redraws constituencies map as cubist self portrait 0
simonjmr 3 years
Men charged in court after forcing people to live in Leighton Buzzard 1
Mr_Johno 3 years
Police confirm goldfish found dead on floor beneath bowl ‘left a note’ 1
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

A massive police operation over the suspected murder of Billy the goldfish has been called off after detectives found a suicide note. Billy’s owner, Owen Powell, had discovered the body of the...

Britain in shock as DFS sale ends 20
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
Chef Still Haunted By Loss Of Souflees 5
Textbook 3 years

On the morning of September 11, 2001, top New York chef Wylie Dufresne was just putting the finishing touches to a fresh batch of souffles. "I was mixing up a bold chocolate and lime ganache while...

Slow Helpdisk Reponse Leads To Mass Deaths In Firey Inferno 1
Textbook 3 years

In the offices of Pilkington Paper Pushers on Tuesday, workers were characteristically calm and cool-headed when one of their collegue's PCs suddenly erupted in flames. Rather than fleeing madly from...

17 lost Liberal MPs triumpantly return from Brigadoon 0
simonjmr 3 years
Redundant council diversity officer struggling to find job in private sector 5
Runestone Cowboy 3 years

Derek Strachan, a man with 5 years experience as a community diversity officer, is struggling to apply his finely-honed skills in the private sector. 'I thought the private sector was going to take...

Guzzle Puzzle ad withdrawn over accusations of promoting rape 3
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Cadbury have withdrawn the advert for the latest addition to their new The Natural Confectionery Company range, Guzzle Puzzle, after receiving hundreds of complaints that it ‘glorified rape...

Subo sues Bebo over lowbrow promo photo 0
vertical 3 years

http://tinyurl.com/5uque7r Susan Boyle has threatened further legal action against Bebo for ignoring a court order, requiring removal of an unflattering childhood photo which was digitally inserted...