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Scottish Secretary sacked - no Moore soon 2
Sinnick 07.10.13 10:26pm
Titus
Russian Olympic flame goes out after runner drinks the torch fluid. 1
A.A.Arkwright 07.10.13 8:16pm
Squudge
Daily Mail discovers Milliband has another brother called Damien... 0
Loundshay 07.10.13 8:10pm
Loundshay
Glagow Commonwealth Games volunteers to be called 'Clyde-siders'

hang on - that's true., www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-24428298...

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custard cream 07.10.13 7:56pm
custard cream
‘Please stop anthropomorphising me,’ begs inanimate object. 2
malgor 07.10.13 6:18pm
malgor
Schizophrenic man "down to last two personalities" after massive identity theft 4
sydalg 07.10.13 4:30pm
Titus
Labour in Shadow Cabinet Reshuffle - Cutlery Moved to top Drawer

Policies moved to bottom drawer, as they aren't needed as often...

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Flugelbinder 07.10.13 3:40pm
Flugelbinder
Thatcher Fans Annoyed Over Her Displacement By Paul Dacre As 'The Great Satan'. 0
Titus 07.10.13 3:12pm
Titus
Luke Skywalker censures Daily Mail for slur against his father

In an escalating war of words, Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker has threatened legal action against the Daily Mail for what he alleges are ‘pejorative’ and ‘slanderous’ representations of his late...

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Mary Evans 07.10.13 2:29pm
A.A.Arkwright
New encryption algorithm adds a request for money to start of any document 0
Dumbnews 07.10.13 2:15pm
Dumbnews
English Heritage to launch Stonehenge Windows Tablet

Lintel inside...

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Flugelbinder 07.10.13 1:59pm
Flugelbinder
African refugees warned not to rock the boat. More soon. 11
dominic_mcg 07.10.13 1:31pm
John Wiltshire
America excited by plans for Lewinsky blowjob re-enactment...

Plans are in place for Monica Lewinsky to re-fellate Bill Clinton in the Oval Office of the White House. As they reel from one political disaster to another, the American people are looking forward...

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Tripod 07.10.13 1:06pm
Squudge
Nick Clegg promoted to Minister for Tartan Paint 0
exigo 07.10.13 12:44pm
exigo
Al-Qaeda Perfectionists branch off to form Anal-Qaeda

More detailed planning soon...

1
Flugelbinder 07.10.13 12:05pm
Flugelbinder
US Federal Restart Sequence leaked

In anticipation of the impending restart of the US Federal Government, the revised sequence to be used by the President has been leaked on pastebin. These instructions must be carefully followed...

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rogerg 07.10.13 12:01pm
rogerg
Unemployed man who wanted to work shot by Daily Mail assassin

A Doncaster man who was heard overtelling a friend that although he was unemployed he was desperate to find work, has been shot by a masked man identified as a Daily Mail paid assassin. The man's...

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John Wiltshire 07.10.13 12:01pm
Flugelbinder
Greenpeace activists regret embracing International Talk Like A Pirate Day 1
Midfield Diamond 07.10.13 10:50am
Midfield Diamond
Cash-strapped church succumbs to organ failure 0
sydalg 07.10.13 10:43am
sydalg
Old Testament did hatchet job on my dad, says Jesus 0
sydalg 07.10.13 10:43am
sydalg
Hopeless old has-been voted off Strictly...

and Tony Jacklin goes too. (This has received nul points from the jury)...

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John Wiltshire 07.10.13 10:39am
John Wiltshire
Cameron Orders Hunt......

.Not to venture out at Hallowe'en. Might scare the patients...

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Jesse Bigg 07.10.13 10:02am
Jesse Bigg
Thank You, Thank You, Daily Mail....

For your wonderful upstaging of Cameron's speech last week. Hands up who can remember it. Hunt, maybe?...

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Jesse Bigg 07.10.13 9:38am
Skylarking
Embarrassed Tory MP's Ask Scientists To Devise A Permanent Fog Up North....

"Job famine? Where?" "Plenty down south. Got the rent money, son?"...

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Jesse Bigg 07.10.13 9:36am
Jesse Bigg
Following the opening ceremony, Putin announces winners of 2014 Winter Olympics 0
John Wiltshire 07.10.13 8:46am
John Wiltshire
Discovered: Rare colour pictures of Paul Dacre at his Swiss mountain retreat

They show a man relaxed and at ease, despite the terrible divisions he would attempt to inflict across Europe just a few days afterwards. These rare photographs of Paul Dacre, some of them showing...

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nickb 07.10.13 6:58am
Boutros
US praise Syria for lesson in how to murder population and get away with it. 0
MADJEZ 07.10.13 6:35am
MADJEZ
Senior bankers now remunerated by "bank card fraud"....

Not only tax free to the recipient, but also tax deductible for the bank. Result!...

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deskpilot3 06.10.13 10:04pm
deskpilot3
Corrections: The story "God punishes schools failing in RE" should, of course,..

have read "Gove punishes schools failing in RE". An understandable mistake...

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deskpilot3 06.10.13 10:02pm
deskpilot3
Jonathan Ross chucks out Bonsai collection describing it as "a little twee" 0
Smart Alex 06.10.13 9:02pm
Smart Alex