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Ludicity | 2 years |
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Israel announce [s]full vindication[/s] 'independent inquiry' into flotilla raid... |
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| Blair rejects role for UN inspectors in Gaza blockade dispute | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Risk assessment delays Health and Safety review | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| TV bosses to dub 'you're shit and you know you are' over Vuvuzela noise | 0 | |
jp1885 | 2 years |
| ITV apologises to HD viewers still able to see the face of Adrian Chiles | 0 | |
Ludicity | 2 years |
| 'People lonelier than ever' claims Professor Billy No-Mates | 0 | |
Ludicity | 2 years |
| ITV to replace Matt Smith with automated cliche issuing machine | 0 | |
StoopyDeGunt | 2 years |
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Bean counters at ITV have been identifying waste at the beleagured organisation and they have discovered several areas where staff are paid massive wages that could be carried out by machines, or... |
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| Japanese Hayabusa asteroid mission comes home: Universe Mostly Inedible | 0 | |
afternoonslow | 2 years |
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By Jonathan Amos, Science correspondent, BBC News A capsule thought to contain the first samples grabbed from the surface of an asteroid has returned to Earth. Analysis shows it to be Domino's... |
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| Newspapers replace all online content with headlines linked to google searches | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 2 years |
| Israel launches investigation into it`s handling of terrorist food suppliers on | 0 | |
arrghgarry | 2 years |
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the high seas ,and of course announces itself totally innocent of all charges ., Being God`s favourite Martini people they can kill anyone ,anywhere ,anytime.They thought that this had been made... |
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| Failing to return your seat back to its upright position will kill you, says FAA | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 2 years |
| FAA grounds all flights after passenger neglects to fasten his seatbelt | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 2 years |
| Gordon Brown and Fred Goodwinthank Robert Green for taking the pressure off them | 0 | |
arrghgarry | 2 years |
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by becoming the most despised man in England .Gordon was quoted " I detest Balls but this time one worked for me"... |
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| Sir Jock Strap to be new head of the armed forces. | 4 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
| Fire in Custard Factory - Birds to Blame | 0 | |
Doctor Moptop | 2 years |
| Green's conversion to Islam 'untimely' says Capello | 3 | |
edward hack | 2 years |
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after American supporter smuggles minaret into stadium under jumper, 'He should have told us about it.I guess we will all be summoned to prayer now' muttered Capello,... |
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| Fred Dinenage to show How to get an MBE | 2 | |
virtuallywill | 2 years |
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Next week how to construct box girder bridges and irrigate the Sahara... |
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| England Rugby League team win Handsomely. No-one notices. | 2 | |
Mr.3374 | 2 years |
| Daily Mail bursts after World-Cup pensioner fan jailed for having kiddie porn | 1 | |
Hunter F. Thompson | 2 years |
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Daily Mail bursts after World-Cup pensioner fan with cancer refused life-saving medication by the NHS and neglected by Haringuey Borough Council* jailed for having kiddie porn on the hard drive of... |
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| Fans complain about no ads in Algeria vs. Slovenia game | 0 | |
Izziere | 2 years |
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Bored BBC1 fans today sought the privatisation of the BBC after the public broadcaster failed to emulate ITV in interrupting a World Cup game with adverts. Fans were crying out for 90 minutes of... |
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| Prince Harry called up for Ghana | 0 | |
Izziere | 2 years |
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Windsor Castle was today described as 'over the fucking moon' after it was announced that Harry the Halfblood Prince had been called up to play for Ghana. The manager of the national team Milovan... |
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| Southampton chef cooks receipe for disaster | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
| Redknapp turns down £3m tax-free job because there is 'no challenge' | 0 | |
Izziere | 2 years |
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Harry Redknapp, mamager of Premier League's Tottenham Hotspur has, according to the News of the World, turned down an offer to manage Dubai's Al Ahli football club. Despite being offered a £3m... |
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| 40 yr old concedes 1986 self-compiled tape ‘Greatest Ever Songs’ was mis-titled | 2 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Green claims 'the ball was too round' | 0 | |
SnailBiscuit | 2 years |
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More World cup stories soon... |
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| Sponsors cry foul after 'Download' festival hit by stay-at-home pirates. | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 2 years |
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More soon, depending upon LAN speed... |
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| 'South East only Real England' declares Cameron | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
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'The West of England is OK, the North is out of the question. In terms of the UK - Wales, Scotland and NI are beyond the pale. 'I agree with this', said Lord Mandelson, 'and will do all I can to... |
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| Defence chief steps down after failing to stop American goal. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 2 years |
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No more soon... |
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| Americans put oil on the ball in BP revenge plot. Claims News of the World. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 2 years |
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More from our brave boys soon... |
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| Robert Green admits his mother is Scottish | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
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