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"Stop and search" to be replaced by "Go and hide" 0
Coco 30.04.14 6:22pm
Coco
Paxman Leaves Newsnight For Strictly

"It's intellectually more demanding."...

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Mike Turbine-Hamilton 30.04.14 6:21pm
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
UKIP Candidiate in Newark better for being a 'home grown' xenophobe says Farage 0
Mandy Lifeboat 30.04.14 6:20pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Axeman hits Paxman

Farewell Jeremy (just quitting Newsnight, no need to panic)...

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Coco 30.04.14 6:20pm
Coco
Good Friday to be extended by an hour, in memory of Bob Hoskins... 1
Tripod 30.04.14 6:11pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Farage stands out for ruling UK 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 30.04.14 6:08pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Clifford denies getting arse vajazzled for Friday. 0
MADJEZ 30.04.14 5:55pm
MADJEZ
Farage rules out headlining Glastonbury. 0
MADJEZ 30.04.14 5:52pm
MADJEZ
BBC blame autocue after announcing death of the man who rogered a rabbi. 1
MADJEZ 30.04.14 5:44pm
sydalg
US to introduce execution by microwave. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 30.04.14 5:39pm
MADJEZ
London to be relocated

'It seemed so obvious really,' said a government spokesman. 'We were getting ball-ache over flooding, HS2 and Eastenders plotlines,' he said. 'Then it occurred to us that if we relocated London...

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throngsman 30.04.14 5:32pm
AReader
US Republicans claim Hollywood to blame for "slow-motion" executions. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 30.04.14 5:25pm
Al OPecia
Education Minister to award schools "Gold Tsar". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 30.04.14 5:23pm
Al OPecia
Bob Hoskins no longer "On The Move"

Thanks for the memories, Bob...

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AReader 30.04.14 5:22pm
AReader
Man who eats baked beans during oral sex accused of fellatulence 3
sydalg 30.04.14 5:21pm
AReader
Theresa May announces Stop & Search procedure is to be ceased and looked into 1
Backup Brian 30.04.14 4:53pm
camz
Farage rules out standing for everything - buys new chair

Edited - 'seat' is too political...

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camz 30.04.14 4:28pm
camz
Nigel Farage rules himself out of new Star Wars movie

Despite ‘not actually’ auditioning for Episode VII, the MEP for South East England has taken pre-emptive steps to obviate any possibility of him starring in the sci-fi blockbuster. A UKIP...

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Wrenfoe 30.04.14 4:26pm
camz
Bookies say new rules on bettings shops 'odds on favourite to fail' 0
throngsman 30.04.14 4:18pm
throngsman
Man who killed wife over apostrophe described as "possessive" 2
sydalg 30.04.14 4:07pm
sydalg
Don Quixote admits he was "heavily outnumbered" in fight with wind farm 0
sydalg 30.04.14 3:57pm
sydalg
Farage rules out standing for Miss World

Nigel Farage has says he will not be standing for Miss World. In what is expected to be a lengthy statement, Mr Farage has said that "Miss World" is the first of a list of jobs he will not be...

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apepper 30.04.14 3:49pm
Titus
Wells fall that ends well

., [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-27203276]God's house fails health and safety audit[/url]...

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Midfield Diamond 30.04.14 3:45pm
Titus
Food banks solely for RMT members open across London 0
custard cream 30.04.14 3:37pm
custard cream
Roger Rabbit implicated 0
Smart Alex 30.04.14 3:15pm
Smart Alex
Bob's to heaven

no more soon....

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Not Amused 30.04.14 2:45pm
Not Amused
Stuart Hall signs up with Max Clifford PR agency 0
custard cream 30.04.14 1:14pm
custard cream
As Clifford’s firm folds, hungry celebs are forced to source their own rodents. 0
Tripod 30.04.14 1:12pm
Tripod
Brazil denies all knowledge of hosting Olympic Games in 2016

IOC Vice-President John Coates has told delegates at an Olympic Forum in Sydney that officials in the 2016 host city Rio de Janeiro have claimed to know nothing about the games being held there. His...

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bookiesfriend 30.04.14 1:03pm
Midfield Diamond
Ed Miliband caught smoking!

In a carefully orchestrated media event outside the back door of the Red Lion Newark today, Labour leader Ed Miliband was caught red-handed enjoying a secret fag. “It's a fair cop, guys,” joked...

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Lenny Bee 30.04.14 12:28pm
pinxit