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TUC rejoice as public linked to private sector pay "Bring on the bonuses!" 1
dvo4fun 3 years

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MPs in poorer parts of UK to be paid less. 2
Ian 3 years

George Osborne will announce plans to pay lower salaries to Members of Parliament in poorer parts of the country in his budget next week. The chancellor will argue that MPs pay should mimic the...

Cameron Gone 'A Wall' Again - Version 2 - 2 32
Jesse Bigg 3 years

This time to the US., "When will the skiver ever put in a full shift?", mutter muggins ministers...

Unpaid jobseekers to debut for Pompey - or risk losing benefits 6
grumblechops 3 years

Crisis-hit football club Portsmouth FC today announced that it would be handing Championship debuts to four new players this Saturday, recruited to complete unpaid work experience under the...

Spanish farmer finds image of Wayne Rooney on sack of potatoes. 1
Lemon difficult 3 years
Saint Patrick arrested in clerical sex abuse probe 0
jamsieoconnor 3 years

Prominent national saint and self appointed first bishop of Ireland, Saint Patrick, is believed to be in police custody this evening after police swooped on a large parade in Dublin city centre this...

Lack or true grit in the workplace causes public sector pay freeze 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Public sector workers to have equal pay with the unemployed 0
apepper 3 years

The Chancellor of the Exchequer is expected to announce plans to try and equalize the pay in the public and unemployed sectors. "Treasury research has found that public sector workers has a pay...

North Korea Postpones Plans To Kill You All-Until After Dinner 5
UnoEye 3 years

North Korea has agreed to postpone its plans to kill you, your children, and everyone and everything you’ve ever loved, until it’s replenished its emaciated population with a selection of warm...

HS2 swapped for H2O? 4
wilkieone 3 years

Cameroon urged to reconsider HS2 in line with urgent needs for water in the south east, and re consider an urgent need for water., a spokesman said 'those web feet bog trotters would pay us to take...

London barman attempts other 3 card suits in pint of Guiness 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Sobriety Orders, low tech method to be tried first. 0
weematt 3 years

A pilot scheme is planned by the government to test the use of Sobriety Orders. This is an approach used in the USA to reduce alchohol inflamed crime. In the USA offenders are required to wear a...

Breweries and pub product marketing managers celebrate St Plastics Day 3
ronseal 3 years
Clooney's cellmate "Seen allovum fillums twaace" 0
Drylaw 3 years
British management consultants best at 'grey sky thinking' claims CBI. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Entertainment Communications Supervisor in prosthetic ear row 0
Earl Van Dyke 3 years

A Crowd Control Supervisor at a nightclub in Leeds has been suspended from duty until further notice after regulars queuing at the city centre night spot complained that one of the man’s...

Ladies: Top anti-wrinkle product is pies. "Stuff your face at your own pace" 0
dvo4fun 3 years

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Oprah to host new show on assholes and the women who love them 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Top cleric quits over moneygrabbing and calling parishioners 'muppets'. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Neutrinos urine sample tests postive for banned substance 2
charlies_hat 3 years
British Public Braced For Tedious Over-Analysis of US/UK "Special Relationship" 1
UnoEye 3 years

As David Cameron's US visit draws to a close the British public are bracing themselves for the obligatory self-indulgent, embarrassingly tedious, over-analysis of the so-called "special relationship"...

Man does equivalent of the M25 around his supermarket aisles 1
roybland 3 years

A shopper who pushed his shopping trolley the entire distance of the M25 around the aisles of his local Tesco - sometimes in the wrong direction - is recovering in hospital. Albert Bunn (52), who...

Church "grows a set" in Archbishop appointment 1
medici2471 3 years

Following the resignation of Rowan Williams to take up the post of headmaster at Hogwarts, the actor and adventurer Brian Blessed has been appointed as the next Archbishop of Canterbury. The...

HS2 to be scrapped in favour of enormous flume 0
grumblechops 3 years

Transport Minister Justine Greening today announced that The Government was scrapping the proposed HS2 rail link between The Midlands and London, in favour of the H2O - a massive "hydro-grav...

Cricketer scores runs playing cricket – world amazed! 0
hardev 3 years

India's Sachin Tendulkar has become the first player to score some runs since the last one and all in a game that meant a defeat against Bangladesh in Dhaka. The very well known and famous cricketer...

Bishop makes suprise sideways move 5
charlies_hat 3 years
George Clooney arrested on handsomeness charges 0
nickb 3 years

The actor, director and activist George Clooney was arrested today outside the Sudanese Embassy on charges of aggravated male beauty. Clooney, 49 was, say police, demonstrating his attractiveness in...

Absolutely crap Archbishop reborn as brilliant ex-Archbishop 0
roybland 3 years
"PAEDO" gets attention 2
ianrbland 3 years

Research by the tabloid press has shown that articles liberally sprinkled with the word "PAEDO" in capitals immediately draw the eye, hence the regular use of such attention grabbing gimmicks. Not...

Rowan Williams resigns as Archbishop to spend more time as Mr Bean 0
apepper 3 years

Rowan Williams has announced he is resigning as archbishop of Canterbury to spend more time working on his popular comedy creation "Mr Bean". "It's been difficult to avoid the temptation of pulling...