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Orangemen say "No" to stereotype. 1
Al OPecia 30.06.13 6:41am
Sinnick
Iranian farmer stoned to death for animal husbandry. Goat in mourning. 0
Maverick 29.06.13 11:34pm
Maverick
Britain's oldest hypochondriac dies aged 98

The hypochondriac community is in mourning today as their oldest member, Robert Henford, passed away. Friends say he had been feeling unwell for about 80 years or so. “He was always ahead of the...

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sydalg 29.06.13 11:09pm
Yikes
Brady Boasts: “I’ll top Blaine”

Ian Brady has been reported as bemoaning the media’s communication of his desire to starve himself. It was alleged yesterday, that Brady simply wants to emulate (and better) world-famous magician,...

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Kirby Muxloe 29.06.13 11:00pm
Titus
Three parent baby ruling convinces all men into believing threesomes now legal 4
irreverendJ 29.06.13 10:46pm
Titus
Glastonbury crowd miss Stones set. Too busy Tweeting that they're at Glastonbury

Yes we know you're at f***ing Glastonbury .. Stop telling us and enjoy your four hundred quids worth !...

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MADJEZ 29.06.13 10:46pm
MADJEZ
Ulster Orangemen Shout "We Will Not Be Sterotyped - Never, Never, Never, Never! 3
Titus 29.06.13 10:42pm
Al OPecia
Tour de France bans cycling to make event a true test of drugs

The world’s most famous testing ground of performance enhancing drugs, the Tour de France, has announced that this year’s event will be totally cycling-free to finally level the playing field for...

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Yikes 29.06.13 10:38pm
Titus
Tories to open negotiations with UKIP in Qatar. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 29.06.13 10:37pm
Al OPecia
New Government Initiative Cracks Down on Poundland Threat

Taking its cue from the US, the UK government has issued a public safety guide on how to deal with the recent surfeit of Poundland stores popping up all over the nation. The guide (reprinted here)...

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Kirby Muxloe 29.06.13 10:34pm
Titus
North Korea Announces Glastonbury Sponsorship

In an effort to improve its international profile North Korea has made the surprise announcement that it will be sponsoring next year’s Glastonbury Festival. A North Korean official speaking from...

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Scarlett productions 29.06.13 10:27pm
Titus
Glastonbury goers ‘furious’ as Chris De Burgh announced as emergency headliner

The 118,000 wellie-clad rock fans who descended on the famous fields of Glastonbury today were left ‘furious and crestfallen’ following the shock last minute cancellation of many of this year's...

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Jesus H 29.06.13 10:21pm
Titus
Procrastinators' Protest March Postponed.

[i]What do we want?[/i] More time! [i]When do we want it?[/i] Later on. Oh, hang on, that doesn't really work, does it? [but hat-top anyway to bonjonelson for the inspiration.]...

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Titus 29.06.13 10:00pm
Titus
Procrastinators' stereotypes are 1
bonjonelson 29.06.13 9:57pm
Titus
Force India forced to rethink Karen Carpenter's F1 debut. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 29.06.13 9:12pm
dominic_mcg
NRA defends US national stereotype 0
Arthur 29.06.13 8:01pm
Arthur
Wombles booked for Glastonbury on Monday. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 29.06.13 7:43pm
dominic_mcg
Your Face Sounds Familiar airs, viewers ask, 'What new kind of hell is this?' 0
Hooch 29.06.13 6:45pm
Hooch
Wimbledon confirms Henman Hill to be renamed Laura's Lady Lump. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 29.06.13 3:50pm
beau-jolly
Blonde Swedish nymphomaniacs have their stereotype licked. 0
FOAD 29.06.13 3:36pm
FOAD
The Monkees rename themselves to The Temperate Monkees for Glastonbury. 0
bonjonelson 29.06.13 10:09am
bonjonelson
They fuck you up, your mum and dad, plus added test tube DNA

variations on a theme by Philip Larkin...

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A.A.Arkwright 29.06.13 6:51am
A.A.Arkwright
Right Wing oldies radio station Swiss Nazi Gold takes to the air in Zurich

more later...

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Scronnyglonkle 28.06.13 10:46pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
UK's number 1 Trampolinist retires ..."couldnt cope with all the ups and downs" 1
brownpaperreporter 28.06.13 10:44pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Bree-eathe, Nelson Mandela ... 7
brownpaperreporter 28.06.13 10:31pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Boyle considers Olympic opening ceremony his magnum o' pus

..must admit that's made me feel slightly nauseous...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 28.06.13 9:07pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Dandelion to go it alone after acrimonious split with Rupert Burdoch 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 28.06.13 8:59pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
BNP to split with Paribas

We don't need the bloody frogs and all their money, claims Griffin...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 28.06.13 8:14pm
pere floza
I used a set-square in my maths exam today

..not sure if I get this Neato thing....

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blacklesbianandproudofit 28.06.13 5:49pm
Arthur
Tevez to do Community Service by being somewhere else 0
Sinnick 28.06.13 5:33pm
Sinnick