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Experimental rejuvenation treatment still trying to iron out the wrinkles 3
beau-jolly 3 years
Ed Milliband's nose operation has unfortunate consequences 0
Son of Barnabas 3 years

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Berlusconi evicted from Presidential Palace - moves to a bunga bungalow 1
Son of Barnabas 3 years
Dracula Towers reopens after £47 million revamp 1
Son of Barnabas 3 years
Liam Gallagher: "Noel's a ****ing **** and he ****s ****ing *****ers in ****ery" 0
Son of Barnabas 3 years

Answers on a postcard to:, Noel's House party, Crinkly Bottom, IOW...

WD & HO Wills to sponsor new Tobaccalaureate exams 0
Son of Barnabas 3 years
One-year countdown begins to world dwile flonking championships in Cowes 2
Son of Barnabas 3 years

An exciting event is being held on the Isle of Wight today to mark the start of the 2012 dwile flonking championships in one year's time. The Girting Chamber in the Flonking Field just outside Cowes...

Pippa Middleton launches ‘Arsebook’ - 2 32
Dick Everyman 3 years

Following in the footsteps of her family’s successful internet shopping business, Pippa Middleton has launched her new social networking website ‘Arsebook’, hosted by international internet...

George W Bush to advise Norwegians on Anti-Terrorism strategy 0
Tom55 3 years

From a spokesman for the Prime Minister, "We have spoken to the President and he has made some valuable suggestions, based on his impressive success rate in fighting terrorism post 9/11. Suspending...

Kandahar turban bomber fails to get into heaven... 2
be reasonable 3 years

‘the man has no head for heights,’ says Allah...

Research: smacking naughty children makes behaviour worse... 0
be reasonable 3 years

Smacking their parents far more rewarding...

Lord Sugar Regrets Wasting Perfect Porn Star Name On A Business Career 3
Textbook 3 years
"Big Brother" banned from Google Plus for pseudonym 0
Andrew 3 years

Privacy advocates were celebrating today when it was announced that the notorious spy "Big Brother" had been banned from Google's new social network for using a pseudonym. Google initially changed...

Belgrade newspaper claims Winehouse died a week before, on stage 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
BBC is not, is not, not, over manned, manned, manned, chorus 100 spokespeople 0
ronseal 3 years
MOD cuts latest: Land mines to be replaced by loose Lego bricks. 7
Al OPecia 3 years

Further news of restricted budgets has emerged from the MOD today. Mr Ivor Smith, an MOD spokesman announced that "whilst aware that there is an operational requirement to secure areas whilst not...

Maverick academic questions authorship of Jordan’s novels 3
Re Pete 3 years

Mary Childs, an outspoken professor of early-21st century history at Cambridge University, has sparked academic furore by casting doubt on whether Katie Price, the most well-regarded author of the...

Lonely astronaut seeks down to earth gal 2
Dumbnews 3 years
Proof of time travel impossibility prompts radical overhaul of Dr Who 13
pere floza 3 years

As physicists in Hong Kong proved that photons cannot exceed the speed of light, thereby eliminating the possibility of time travel, producers of BBC’s Dr Who have embraced the need for an overhaul...

UK recognises Anders Behring Breivik as new Norwegian Head of State. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Public sector worker sends the gold-plating on his pension to 'Cash4Gold.' 0
Corrigan 3 years
Shock at Credit Today awards as ‘Big John’ wins alternative lender of the year 4
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

There was a huge upset at the 2011 Credit Today awards as wonga.com, widely expected to retain the title won in 2010, lost out to self-styled independent businessman ‘Big John’ from Liverpool....

Breivik's Lawyer Begs Him To Reconsider "I Thought It Would Be Funny" Defence 0
Textbook 3 years

More soon. (I really do feel sorry for that poor lawyer. Imagine it being your job to get that guy the most lenient sentence you can.)...

1 year to the minute nation will be joined in watching ...Eastenders and Corrie. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

I can already here the complaints of 'why have they moved Eastenders just for the athletics' More Soon...

Britain hopeful of Poohsticks Gold at Olympics. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More Soon. With thanks to thackaray for the idea...

Schama: Game of "Poohsticks" invented when Winnie ran out of toilet paper 0
thackaray 3 years
We've no new ideas admits Apple boss 0
Mrblacker 3 years

Shares in Apple (NASDAQ: AAPL) plummeted today after the firm's boss Steve Jobs admitted there are no new products on the horizon. In a statement issued to the NASDAQ exchange in New York, Jobs...

Boon for BNP as NOTW 'Fake-Sheik' claims jobseekers allowance. 0
Corrigan 3 years
'It's not as tame as Waterloo Road', older brother assures 11-year-old 4
Oxbridge 3 years

As 11-year-old James Parker prepares to go up his secondary school, Chase Bridge in the London Borough of Islington, his parents feared that as a fan of the BBC serial Waterloo Road, he may have a...

Digital hacker steals Crimewatch reconstruction 0
Dick Everyman 3 years