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vertical 3 years
Greece is the word, and the word is: SELL! 2
mick_mack 3 years

The new Greek government headed by Prime Minister Lucas Papademos has created a sensation with its announcement today of a radical proposal to solve Greece's economic problems. In a move sure to...

Mayor to tackle extra-marital traffic with "Wife Hire" 1
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

The Mayor of London has pledged to halve traffic created by "peak time-of-life extra-marital nooky" , following a successful pilot of his "Wife Hire" scheme in Westminster.  'The average London man...

Scientists discover paisley-propensity gene 1
Flexicon 3 years

In an important breakthrough, scientists have discovered a gene that causes a fondness for paisley. This gene, which was discovered on chromosome 11, nestled between addictive personality and...

Very mild winter predicted as UK tramps revert back to standard alcoholic drinks 1
simonjmr 3 years

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Euro down after dollar makes unflattering remarks about its rate. 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Sam Cameron happy with the Reader's husband photo shoot in the Sunday Times 0
simonjmr 3 years
New Italian premiere Mario Monti vows to make Neutrinos run on time 3
jemb 3 years

[my first attempt at satire] After announcing his new cabinet, which includes no elected politicians, Mario Monti got to work in reassuring the public and markets of their focus in restoring...

CERN gets 3 points and a £60 fine. soon More. 5
Al OPecia 3 years
World's lightest material found in old 'Men Behaving Badly' script 7
Smart Alex 3 years
Weather presenters could be struck off for misleading forecasts 0
vertical 3 years

"Climate modelling? You'd learn more from watching a bunch of cows." MetWatch's Sonja Redmond is no fan of forecasters but agrees predicting rain with cows in say, Tooting, could be problematic. Met...

OPERA tells CERN "I didn't see that one coming" 0
Sinnick 3 years
Building blow-down test in Motherwell successful; rest of Scotland to follow 0
kga6 3 years
Sweet and sour pet rock leaves bitter aftertaste 8
Flexicon 3 years

A visit to their local Chinese restaurant has left one British couple reeling in shock. In an incident that may serve as a cautionary tale for all pet lovers, the Brownleys believe they unwittingly...

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dvo4fun 3 years
Northern Rock sold, Northern Soul ‘offers invited’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
‘You mean it’s not Dr Pepper?’ says Sacramento policeman 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Libyan gvt, says Saif Gaddafi will get a fair trial, then he’ll be executed 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
BBC apologise for Friday's repeat of Children in Need 2010 0
medici2471 3 years
Cauliflower ear found in cauliflower cheese 2
nickb 3 years
Neil Tennant Gets 'Right To Buy' 3
mpaterson 3 years

Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys has finally been granted the right to buy. Previously Tennant had only been able to rent himself, but after a protracted legal battle he can now change his name to...

Hove man upset that the Inland Revenue 'still get you' at the seaside 2
Smart Alex 3 years
Fair, posthumous, trial pledge for Gaddafi son 0
apepper 3 years

Libyan authorities have vowed that Colonel Gaddafi's son, Saif al-Islam, will receive a fair and open trial. "We welcome foreign doctors to attend the autopsy.", said a spokesman...

Time Travellers evicted from Londinium Farm 2
bonjonelson 3 years
Basil D'olivera dies at 80. At least he had a good innings! 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Demi Moore and Karcher split. "He was all washed up" 1
dvo4fun 3 years
Newt Gingrich Steals Christmas 0
mpaterson 3 years
Lenin's body set for world tour to mark revolution centenary. 0
nickb 3 years

Moscow mausoleum to house "guest remains" during absence. One of the most important figures of the 20th century will embark on a world tour of personal appearances in 2017. But Vladmir Illich Lenin...

Saif Gadaffi loses game of hide and seek 0
victimms 3 years

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Bishops; "God should consider his position" 0
apepper 3 years

18 bishops have written an open letter calling for God to resign. "He's sending such mixed messages; I don't know whether to support gay marriages - it feels wrong, but I'd like the wedding presents....