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Nicolas Sarkozy Sucked up by Belgian Road Sweeping Truck 0
TheHaddock 3 years

Sarkozy get's Sucked off! The French President was reported missing at 15.10pm this afternoon after popping out to deface a Mini parked near his hotel which had a Union Jack roof. He later...

Cockerels, Snails and Croissants Banned from Britain 0
TheHaddock 3 years

Cameron Suggests we should get our Cocks out! A furious and stroppy David Cameron phoned the Ministry of Agriculture last night and swore for half an hour, he then signed off by demanding that all...

Queen gutted at canal holiday to mark Jubilee. 'Barbados would have been nice !' 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Clegg given permission by Cameron to disagree - but only once 0
Sinnick 3 years
Tories refuse to buy pram for Nick Clegg to throw toys out of 0
nickb 3 years
Wounded knight says armour "not his strongest suit" 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Alien intruders demand to be taken to leader of "North Face" empire 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Early diagnosis of choirboy’s testicular cancer; Catholic priest recognised 0
malgor 3 years

The Catholic Church is taking heart from the news this week that Father Martin O’Flaherty has been awarded an honorary medical certificate by St Thomas Hospital for his work in the early diagnosis...

Occupy downtown protests shut out by the other 1%, panhandlers 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Clegg: "That's the last time we take separate holidays". 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Rumours that Putin's election team provided advice to X-Factor hotly denied. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Cameron: "I just wanted to be as popular in Europe as Nick is in Universities" 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Britain continues not to give a toss as Cameron does exactly as expected 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Back street circumcision gang captured following tip-off 5
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Eurozone crisis solved – Germany and France to join Pound 18
GreenCross 3 years

In a surprise joint statement last night, President Nicolas Sarkozy, Chancellor Angela Merkel and Prime Minister David Cameron announced a radical solution to the Eurozone debt crisis. With Mrs...

Lottery winner with gambling problem doesn't blame it on the good times. 0
reforse 3 years
Mathematics protestors occupy R Squared 2
bonjonelson 3 years
Sarkozy fails to see irony of new treaty being held together by 'bulldog' clip 1
Perks 3 years
Well its the little people 2
Fredrick Oleary 3 years

the little people isnt it nobodys interested in the little people,oh no,the little people dont get a look in,their to small aint it?Fucking bastards what about us little people ay?Take Alan Suger hes...

Police attempt to break up ‘occupy Boston’ protest fails. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Police called out to break up an ‘occupy Boston’ protest were amazed to find the protestors leaving of their own volition. “Christ, what a dump” said one protestor, Pete Smith, a local...

Cameron punches poor people in the face... 5
Lesse Bigg 3 years

and Clegg does their ironing...

UK to leave EU and become wholly-owned subsiduary of J.P.Morgan. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Supercameronlifragilosborneisticex... 0
Lesse Bigg 3 years


Cameron and Clegg poison the nation's water supply with... 0
Lesse Bigg 3 years

something poisonous. Because they're bastards...

Trouser honk triple wensleydale horse ladders cameron shoe teaser staples... 0
Lesse Bigg 3 years

Because the toffs are all bastards...

"I Vont To Be Alone"..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Says Cameron...

Putin Charge? 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Doesn't seem like it...

Cameron regrets asking dyslexic official to agree to EU Vote 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Cave fires responsible for 90% of vintage cheddar pre-mature evacuation cases 0
kga6 3 years
Cameron triumphant after negotiating new EU phishing quotas. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years