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Cameron texts Obama about his Gr8 speech today 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Ferdinand 0
Hooch 3 years

Roy Hodgson has again reiterated that he chose John Terry over Rio Ferdinand for ‘footballing reasons only.’, Speaking in defence of his selection Hodgson said, ‘John Terry is the finest...

Beckham and Olympic Committee Proclaimed Gods for Bringing Fire To Cornwall 1
thisisall1word 3 years
Olympic flame dies at passport control 1
Boutros 3 years

"Name?", "David Beckham.", "David Beckham my arse. What's that in your hand?", "The Olympic flame.", "Olympic flame my arse. Put it out."...

Inventor of Ceefax fails to tick round to 86 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Zuckerberg crestfallen as Facebook bought with Euros 1
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Support YOUR police - commit easily detected, finable crimes 5
3 years

Are YOU worried about crime? Do you lay awake at night, trying to balance the costs of society breaking down, with the price of a bobby's helmet? Well, now YOU can help. Just follow Theresa May's...

Greek ATMs start begging 2
apepper 3 years

ATM machines belonging to Greek banks have started begging passers-by for money. Bank employees have reprogrammed the machines and skinny dogs are being attached to each machine...

Old Saying: The shares in Spain go mainly down the pan 1
Stan 3 years
Isle of Wight to stage full state funeral for Colin McIntyre 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Revealed! Rebekah Brooks and Simply Red one and the same person. 0
Maverick 3 years
Peer of the realm arrested for taking incendiary device onto plane. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
New Royal Enclosure opened at Chester Zoo 4
Nails UK 3 years

After a long and difficult journey from the South of the country, the Queen and Prince Philip were finally released into their new enclosure at Chester Zoo today. Philip seemed to settle in...

Police alerted as Rochdale priest opens takeaway 0
medici2471 3 years
Olympic flame extinguished as 'no smoking' signs are illuminated 0
Haywood Manley 3 years
Ay Caramba! Los bandidos han robado todo el dinero. 1
Tomfinger 3 years
Adam Smith to tell Levison that emails were sent by an invisible hand 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Tatchell criticises queen 0
nostra da mouse 3 years
cricket loving milliner invents 'fast bowler' 0
Underconstruction 3 years
Women hate you if your poo doesn't stink, writes Daily Mail's Samantha Brick 4
ronseal 3 years

Women hate other women who's poo doesn't stink, says a Samantha Brick article in today's Daily Mail. And the French women are the worst, the final version of the piece reveals. Brick (and a team of ...

Rebekah Brooks tops Sunday Times witch list 5
nickb 3 years
Dave’s Rough Guide to Parenting 7
Yikes 3 years

As Prime Minister, I believe that there is nothing more important than raising a child. All of society needs to pitch in and debate issues such as breastfeeding versus bottle feeding, rather than...

Government defends 'Eastenders is about to start' texts aimed at new parents 0
Underconstruction 3 years
Monarch's lunch will be cheaper than dining with Cameron Queen tells reporters 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Spain Downgrades Credit Ratings Agency's Credibility To 'Cobblers' 0
Terrance Clench 3 years

More later. . ...

Euro Crisis Over As Greek Government Reveals Its 17 Shares In Facebook 0
daneade 3 years

Markets soared today on the news that the Greek Government has dusted off a document revealing ownership of 17 shares in Facebook. After today’s Facebook share float Greece can clear all its...

Warrington memorial theft: Dental hygienist admits removing plaque. 2
weematt 3 years
Liverpool FC speak to Wigan's Bob Martin about managing their dogs dinner 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Well, that's the end of summer then! 0
beau-jolly 3 years
Cleckheaton Parish Council (East) set to downgrade Moody's 0
Bonaparte Shandy 3 years

Cleckheaton Parish Council (East) have served notice of their intention to downgrade Moody's Credit Rating Agency to 'about 4 out of 10'. Council elder Dereck Spencer, speaking to the press after...