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Hornby wins contract for High Speed Rail Link 4
3 years

Hornby has emerged as the winner of a £33bn contract for 'HS2', a high speed rail link between London and the North. The project, which will be built in 1:1 Gauge, has been described as...

British scientists discover why "Mums go to Iceland" 0
JohnA 3 years

"They can't cook to save their lives" said the scientists, adding "without a microwave, their kids would starve to death"...

Doomsday Cults Rage at Short Notice of Comet 2011 MD 2
Tom55 3 years

Spokespersons responded to the 4-day warning of the bus-sized comet's with anger. "With the end of the world nigh we need a lot more than four days to organize ceremonies on mountaintops, catering...

Murray Blows Gasquet 1
Iscariot 3 years
Scientists prove George Osborne is a tosser 1
Christopher Frost 3 years
Creationist school appears out of nowhere 14
Ludicity 3 years

Scientists are said to be ‘baffled’ after a school teaching Creationism suddenly appeared overnight in a Hampshire field complete with a full retinue of teachers and pupils. St Usshers Junior...

Organisers regret failure to reschedule British Curry Festival 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Socially competent hacker discovered 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Tories blame heatwave on Gordon Brown 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Newcastle borehole finds everlasting supply of hot water 0
greg various 3 years

from the faulty tap in the gents of Washington services on the A1(M)...

Ed Miliband on crutches after Michael Foot Syndrome diagnosis 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Women’s Institute sets up military wing to back troops 0
Dick Everyman 3 years

The largest voluntary organisation for women in the UK, with over 200,000 members is to set up a military wing following concerns about the impact of proposed cuts to the armed forces. After...

Cricket officially reclassified as a 'pastime'. 0
writinginbsl 3 years

The game of cricket, played by both lanky and overweight men around the world has been ‘slightly taken aback’ with a gentle and nonchalant step to the left by the recent classification of the...

Greece leaves the E.M.F. Joins the I.O.U. 0
seymour totti 3 years

It's unbelievable...

Trial of Khmer Rouge leaders thwarted by 'lack of anyone left alive to testify' 0
PamChristianAnderson 3 years

The UN-backed trial of 4 surviving members of Pol Pot’s murderous inner circle started today amidst concerns that there is not a single person left alive from the era other than the 4 genocidal...

W.H.O reports sudden drop-off in cases of narcolepsy 0
charlieworth 3 years

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

New survey finds 90% of drivers think all other drivers are idiots 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Serena Williams to play today's match on No2 court at Barnet Leisure Centre 1
grottymonty 3 years

Results later...

Bin Laden's wife furious over Payment Protection Insurance scam 1
Dick Everyman 3 years

In an exclusive interview with Time magazine, the fifth wife of Osama Bin Laden, Amal, has complained that she was missold Private Protection Insurance when she reportedly took out a mortgage with...

Guardian Spelling mistake raises eyebrows " Tory Chairman dies on Portillo" 3
Iamthestig 3 years
Clegg can now go to the toilet on his own beamed a delighted David Cameron 2
ermintrude 3 years

Clegg can now go to the toilet on his own beamed a delighted David Cameron - adding he is a big boy now and will soon be allowed one or two small policies...

weather 'too hot' for trains to work properly 2
Leeboy007 3 years

true story!! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-13926651...

U2: Glastonbury gig wasn't too taxing. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Michael Jackson's face to be auctioned off for charity 0
Basil_B 3 years

After the successful sale at auction of a leather jacket worn by US singer Michael Jackson in his renowned Thriller video selling for $1.8m (£1.1m) it's believed that the benefitting charity will...

Hearts footballer & Leslie Grantham join forces for Internet Mob Flash 0
charlies_hat 3 years
International Cricket Council requests Gaddaffi to join Dutch team 0
Sinnick 3 years
Chinese baulk at 'bilateral' trade agreement, but agree to 'two-way'.. 0
pere floza 3 years

(with an impricit hat-tip to the Duke of Edinburgh)...

Pupils set to strike in row over length of lunch break 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Pupils at John Cleveland College in Leicestershire have voted to strike after their demands to have the length of their lunch break increased from 45 minutes to 1 hour were not met. The row started...

Mariah Carey to headline 2012 Cambridge Folk Festival 0
Leeboy007 3 years

'whatever Bouncy can do, I can do' sneers Mimi...

Coldplay's Glasto set drowned out by high-pitch whining noise 0
Leeboy007 3 years

later found out to be attributed to Chris Martin...