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Secret papers reveal Churchill gave order to 'draw-down' troops from Dunkirk 1
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years

Previously classified War Office papers show that Churchill himself gave the order to stage a 'tactial withdrawal' from the beaches of Normandy in 1940. The 'draw-down' of troops, using a hastily...

Dudley fails to win official upgrade from 'Down' to 'Shitty' 0
Oxbridge 3 years
Bear Grylls to host naked barbecue show. 0
JETFAB 3 years
Basildon upgraded to bog hole; mayor delighted 0
apepper 3 years

The mayor of Basildon has expressed his delight at it's upgrade in status to bog hole...

Boris Jonhnson tells wife he keeps 91% of marriage vows 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years

just not the shagging other women one obviously...

Chelmsford upgraded to City, Basildon upgraded to boghole 0
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Salford's Media City UK explodes as viewer presses wrong red button 1
Nails UK 3 years
Russell Crow flies into storm 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years

A bird-shaped black plastic kite tethered to a pole outside a London office has flown into controversy after a row over naming rights. A company newspaper revealed that the pigeon-scarer had been...

Universities in chaos as students turn up to stage "day of action" 4
OllieP 3 years
Head scratching at Thames Water over where they might find water during drought 1
Smart Alex 3 years
Tech-savvy toddlers 'falling over themselves' for BBC's 3D-eebies 15
3 years

Britain's toddlers and babies are making a beeline for the latest 'must have' home entertainment craze, following successful trials of the BBC's new 3D children's channel. 3D-eebies is available...

Now Obama will let Cameron play with his Lego 1
roybland 3 years

President Barack Obama will today let David Cameron play with his Lego and possibly have a go on his Nintendo DS. Already Cameron has had a ride on Obama's aeroplane and has been to a basketball...

John McCririck humanely shot at Cheltenham after spraining ankle 3
charlies_hat 3 years
Lady GaGa decides on wedding dress made entirely from spam 2
charlies_hat 3 years
Othello- The Obama Version 0
3 years

OTHELLO REWRITTEN, (OUR PARDONS TO SHAKESPEARE) Dramatis Personae, IAGO- Advisor to Othello - played by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, CASSIO- Lieutenant to Othello, husband of Iago –...

Cameron jokes that Afghan War is 'hard to win' 0
theadministrator 3 years

British Prime Minister David Cameron has admitted he is struggling to win the war in Afghanistan, calling it "fast and furious". In a joint interview with the president at half-time during a...

Cameron delighted to fly with Obama on Airforce 1! 0
theadministrator 3 years

but 'puzzled' to find Harrison Ford in aeroplane toilet?...

Sky HD Subscribers "overwhelmed" by fact that they can receive the F1 channel 0
grottymonty 3 years

This weekend, millions will tune in to watch a Grand Prix simply because Sky Broadcasting has provided the channel free to HD subscribers. Sky viewer Barry Jones of Walsall is typical of many, "I...

Twinnings sponsor Lady Grey-Thompson to come out of retirement for 2012 Olympics 1
dvo4fun 3 years

more later. Sory. Anyone seen my coat?...

Accountant adopts "Lion Fricasse" name to add adventure and excitement to life 0
simonjmr 3 years
Astrologer forecasts "Nothing happening at all tomorrow, nada, zilch" for Virgos 0
Nails UK 3 years
New police water cannons just an excuse to get around hosepipe ban 0
ianslat 3 years
Obama impressed with Good Ol' Pal Dave 0
Drylaw 3 years

"We had just the darndest time together, I swear," said President Obama enthusiastically as he waved farewell yesterday to his new best friend, Britain's PM. Standing on Washington Airport's runway...

Nuclear catastrophe as physicist attempts to combine pasta with antipasta 2
Smart Alex 3 years
Irish characters could get third type of incidental music in theme tune shakeup 2
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

The current incidental music laws, which govern the types of theme tune that can be played when when any thing or body Irish is seen on TV, could be dramatically widened under new liberalistion moves...

UK Border Agency replaced by moat and drawbridge. 0
Boutros 3 years

The UK is to scrap its Border Agency and Border Patrol in an effort to save cash. Taking advantage of the nation's island status, the English Channel is to be renamed The Moat. A drawbridge and...

Home Secretary agrees schoolboy extradition to US 1
Earl Van Dyke 3 years

Home Secretary Theresa May has agreed the extradition to the US of 9 year old Justin Beesley of Gosport in Hampshire who was accused earlier this week by US Customs and Immigration Agency of...

Police slammed over missed chance to arrest Jeremy Clarkson 1
apepper 3 years

The police have been severely criticised for driving past Jeremy Clarkson's house without stopping to arrest him. During the regular trips to Rebekah Brook's residence to deliver horses and carry out...

Go-between accussed of being liaisy. 3
beau-jolly 3 years

What did I do with me coat?...

Dieticians demand ban on 'indoor beefing' 2
3 years

With growing evidence that red meat could be an obstacle to immortality, health experts are urging the government to consider a ban on 'indoor beefing'. Doctor Mallory Hitchens thinks the dangers of...