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Vinnoe Jones reivents himself as a thug in next film 0
ronseal 3 years
Horlicks awarded Humane society medal.......................... 0
Bismarck 3 years
Brasses deny bashing Bishop more later...................... 0
Bismarck 3 years
Bishop "Outraged" by brass rubbing accusation. 0
Bismarck 3 years

The Guardian is standing by claims that a retired bishop has been having sureptitious brass rubbing sessions. The bishop, who cannot be named for legal reasons, is reported to be "furious" and...

Bishop complains to Guardian Newspapers in Arse Rubbing scandal... 0
Bismarck 3 years

These typos are really too much he says...

Mary Whitehouse dies of Horlicks overdose 0
Son of Barnabas 3 years

The famous campaigner against the permissive society tragically and ironically died of a cocktail of malted drinks last night.,...

Red Arrows admit: 'it's just the one plane, held together with perspex rods' 4
allmyownstunts 3 years
I KNEW that Rebekah looked strangely familiar! 3
Son of Barnabas 3 years

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Corrigan 3 years
Emperor Hadrian bans fancy dress day at Colosseum 6
Oxbridge 3 years

The divine Emperor Hadrian has issued an official decree, under which the wearing of outlandish costumes during gladiatorial contests at Rome’s Colosseum will no longer be permitted, starting with...

Foxtrot, Tango: Zulu Victor 0
nickb 3 years

African is new ballroom dance champ...

FBI warn James Murdoch that ‘bagsy not me’ defence won’t work in Federal Court. 1
Corrigan 3 years

Federal agents have cautioned News Corp. chief James Murdoch that the famous British and Australian custom of ‘bagsy’ will not act as a credible claim to immunity if he is to stand trial in...

Britain's favourite rape joke revealed 2
Christopher Frost 3 years

The results of Britain’s Favourite Rape Joke 2011 were announced last night, with Jack Tweed’s 2010 acquittal topping the poll. Organiser Peter Phillips explained why the joke is so effective:...

Lord Sugar to be promoted to Baron Splenda after diabetes diagnosis 0
nickb 3 years

Billionaire businessman Lord Sugar has pulled it off again, this time making a triumph out of a potential medical tragedy. Diagnosed this week with diabetes at the same time as being awarded a...

Consternation as alien civilization announces "War on Terra" 0
JohnA 3 years
Amy Winehouse joins S Club 27 1
bonjonelson 3 years
ITV buy back 'South Bank Show' from Sky Arts: Paddy McGuinness to host. 0
Corrigan 3 years

No likey Simon Russell Beale in the new production of 'The Tempest' at the Donmar Warehouse no lighty...

Britain's condom drought draws attention away from East Africa 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Doherty sues Winehouse estate: 'She promised I could go first' he complains 0
SpankyMonkey 3 years
Amy Winehouse funeral latest: Worms to go to "rehab" 1
thackaray 3 years
The Forever 27 club admits first member since 1994 1
simonjmr 3 years

Members complain about decline in standards...

Thomas and the Naughty Fat Controller's Panzer Lokomotiv 7
3 years

The sun was shining on Sodor Island and Thomas had just finished rolling in late to his last station of the day. "Peep Peep!" said Thomas. "Another adequate day's work done. I'm off to my shed to get...

Price of Class A drugs set to fall after sudden increase in supply 0
simonjmr 3 years
Guardian reports tragic death of PG Wodehouse 0
rickwestwell 3 years
Amy Someone died before she got old 0
greg various 3 years

Rehab might have been the better option says fan...

Amy Winehouse dead, hunt on for lucky person who had 23rd of July in sweepstake. 2
MADJEZ 3 years
Elton John to rerelease candle under the spoon 3
3 years
Dorset Knobs to replace silica gel as environmentally friendly desiccant 3
writinginbsl 3 years
Nick Clegg's sponsored silence enters 47th day... 0
deskpilot3 3 years

Just because you aren't saying anything any more doesn't mean that we have forgiven you or that we like you. What's that? Eh? Speak up, O spineless one...

Prince Philip: "I've never even heard of Amy Winehouse." 2
rikkor 3 years