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Gadaffi safe, as rebels can't pronounce Bab Al-Aziziyah to ask for directions. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Rooneys thin hair after transplant blamed on wrongly prescribed obesity tablets 0
Basil_B 3 years
Cameron becomes Britain's first airmiles millionaire. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Megalomaniac ousted from burning compound: whereabouts of Branson uncertain 0
Stan 3 years
BBC programme scheduling launches BBC1 + 1 year 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years

The height of Saturday TV for 2007 (insert current year here) Doctor Who, then Strictly Come Dancing and Casualty Only rivalled by "ITV + 1 year" Big Saturday Night In, X-Factor...

IRA send Gaddafi their support with a Happy Ramadan card 0
yussle 3 years
Media celebrates end of Gadaffi with 24 hour coverage.... Oh he's still there. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More half cocked celebrations soon...

Gaddafi ducks. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
Iron Man movie success paves way for Toaster and Kettle Man films 0
dicky37 3 years

[More from the kitchen soon]...

EU ruling states that “Cabbage” no longer the standard for vegetative state 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years

“While a brain can be pea-like, as you English say” European Commission health expert M. Truffaud says that the mental state of “Vegetable” can no longer be broad-brushed with the label of...

Nectar points to count towards final score, say UCAS. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Student receives points deduction from UCAS after going into administration. 0
Corrigan 3 years

Basingstoke sixth-former Jake Andrews admitted he was ‘gutted’ today after receiving a 200 point deduction from higher education admittance agency UCAS for becoming financially insolvent. This...

Royal Society for Ornithology to change name of sea gulls to sea bastards 2
Basil_B 3 years

In light of the increasing threat that sea gulls are currently posing for tourists in coastal towns around Britain by attacking them for food the Royal Society for Ornithology have agreed to rename...

New iPhone app calculates calories from the pictures of your food 2
Dumbnews 3 years
Actress sacked from Vagina Monologues for talking out of her arse. 6
wallster 3 years

Grabs tin hat, dives under the table...

UN to consider 'Charities Continued Responsibilities' proposal 0
Mrblacker 3 years

A coalition of ecology groups say they are a step closer to convincing the United Nations to abolishing the World Health Organisation and forcing humanitarian charities to cease their work saving...

God to attend... 0
writinginbsl 3 years

God to attend lightning and thunderbolt accuracy retraining as he 'misses that bastard Branson'...

Ad campaign music lauded by industry insiders as “brilliantly missing the point" 0
swordfish trombone 3 years

Enterprising advertising creative working on the next campaign for high street electrical goods retailer Currys have been widely praised for their choice of music to appear in 30 second television...

USA declares war on Gaddafi regime. 3
be reasonable 3 years

Couldn’t resist it...

Cameron appeals for "calm" so he can at least finish one holiday this year 10
simonjmr 3 years

David Cameron has today called for “calm” throughout the world and at home, after yet another holiday was interrupted so he could return to London to chair a meeting of the National Security...

Toffee nosed QPR chew over Scouse Toffees. 0
rebel not taken 3 years

Everton fans were left fuming after the Toffees were turned over by a makeshift QPR side at Goodison Park on saturday. Charlie Scally, writing in the Scouse Echo, called QPR "a bag of shite" and...

Scientist finally prove that death will kill you. More soon. 0
martin2381 3 years
Gerard Depardieu called in to help with Somali drought. More soon 2
martin2381 3 years
Twitter Latest - Murray Not Boring Insists His Mum 0
Duff 3 years

Fresh from his ATP triumph in the Cincinnati Open yesterday, dour Scot and as some would have it British No.1, Andy Murray, was defended by his Mum on Twitter as not being in the least bit boring....

No takers on Isle of White's 'asylum for anyone' offer 0
spoole2112 3 years
Westminster Council to evict 70 year old looter's mother. 3
bonjonelson 3 years
Wilsons of Sharrow to sponsor snuff movies 0
simonjmr 3 years
New iPhone app tells you if it still works after being dropped 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Man hit by ambulance raises possibility of other ironic accidents 0
Spartan_Pig 3 years

After a man was hit by an ambulance resonding to an emergency call today, experts are warning that similarly ironic accidents are a real and present danger. A top government boffin has been quoted as...

Lower order England Batsmen gripe "We don't get to have a bat - it's not fair!" 0
dvo4fun 3 years