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Late boost for Gaddafi as William Hague says he is 'losing his grip on power’ 0
Stan 3 years
Absence of illegal substances in singer's system shocks Winehouse fans 0
roybland 3 years

The absence of illegal substances in Amy Winehouse's system at the time of her death has shocked her fans.,  , 'There must be some mistake,' said Winehouse fan Pauine Roberts (16) from outside the...

Seychelles Tourist Board's Free Shark Pedicure dropped from future adverts 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

should have been shark-free pedicure...

God misses Richard Branson in assassination attempt. 5
Ian Searle 3 years
Asked why Fabregas hasn’t been replaced Wenger claims he didn’t see him leave 2
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
Michael Sheen to star as Andy Serkis in Michael Sheen biopic. (V2) 2
wallster 3 years

The BBC has announced today that supreme character actor Michael Sheen is to play Andy Serkis in a new film about the life and career of Michael Sheen. Serkis was unavailable to play himself in the...

Gaddafi: Tripoli retreat a trap, Death Star "fully armed, operational" 0
Shaddick_Spofforth 3 years
"We knocked at Gaddafi's house, but got no reply" report Jehova's Witnesses 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Chalmers and Cameron tipped for Tango and Cash remake 0
spoole2112 3 years

The names of bright orange faced TV travel queen Judith Chalmers and slightly more wealthy than most politician Dave Cameron have been linked with the forthcoming remake of Andrey Konchalovskiy's...

Gadaffi to be given a sinister laugh in the Hollywood remake 0
Dumbnews 3 years
NATO chemists probe makeup of Gadaffi-compound. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
"Just the one of me" - to be issued by Will Smith on divorce announcement 0
simonjmr 3 years

Smith denies that "getting jiggy with it" was the cause of separation although it's rumoured that Shark Tale and Hancock were contributing factors. Though Jada Pinkett-Smith is happy with the...

Simpson Speaks from Secret Bunker 3
Drylaw 3 years

"They say I'm finished. I'm not finished," spat a defiant John Simpson from the underground fastness of his secret HQ today as the forces of the Young Correspondents Coalition inched ever closer...

Kate Winslet to play Kate Winslet in the movie "Saving Mother Branson" 5
Ian Searle 3 years

An "Expoiltation Films" production in association with "Cashing-In Prodcutions" and Virgin Media...

Chalmers is just Clegg in a wig, make up and a dress claims gutted McPartlin. 0
spoole2112 3 years
Olympic Fever replaces Wembley Complex as cockney sports lovers' sickie excuse 0
spoole2112 3 years

More to follow...

Arkansas woman sues surgeon after husbands penis is reattached 0
spoole2112 3 years

An Arkansas woman has become the first person to sue a surgeon following an entirely successful surgical procedure. The operation resulted in her husband's manhood being reattached in full working...

Radio 4 pospone airing of Richard Branson's Desert Island Risks 0
spoole2112 3 years
Kate Winslet risks life to drag career from flames 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Downtown Tripoli drag scene welcomes highly unconvincing newcomer 0
Gary Stanton 3 years

Reports that Mummar Gaddafi has disappeared entirely off the radar have somewhat bizarrely coincided with sightings of a rather unkempt newcomer to the drag scene in downtown Tripoli. The act, who...

Kate Winslet admits real rescuer was a stunt double, her face was added in edit. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
After Triopli success Libyan Rebels set their sights on "The Halls of Montezuma" 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Darth Vader takes tour of the Death Star in spite of rebel forces gains 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Should really be Luke Skywalker but hey!...

The Flashing Blade must sign the sex offenders list 2
simonjmr 3 years
Michael Sheen to star as Andy Serkis in Michael Sheen biopic. 5
wallster 3 years

The BBC has announced today that supreme character actor Michael Sheen is to play Andy Serkis in a new film about the life and career of Michael Sheen. Serkis was unavailable to play himself in the...

Scientists: "Norfolk inbreeding diversity not affected by The Lynx effect " 1
thackaray 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-14563807...

Pfizer launches new "Junior Methadone" to replace "Junior Aspirin" 1
antharrison 3 years

"Junior aspirin" a low-dose aspirin table designed to make children think they were taking the same adult drugs, as enjoyed by their parents in the 1960s, 70s and early to mid 80s, was banned...

Gadaffi safe, as rebels can't pronounce Bab Al-Aziziyah to ask for directions. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Rooneys thin hair after transplant blamed on wrongly prescribed obesity tablets 0
Basil_B 3 years
Cameron becomes Britain's first airmiles millionaire. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years