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Future of 'World’s fastest traffic jam' is secure, says Bernie Ecclestone.

“Of course there’s always a risk of a selfish egotist making headlines by breaking the overtaking ban, but most drivers were well behaved” said F1’s marketing supremo after reviewing...

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dvo4fun 16.07.12 7:39am
dvo4fun
John Terry lawyer: we used the OJ defence 'I'm a famous football player' 1
MADJEZ 14.07.12 3:50pm
Ironduke
Olympic Security - Tabloids On Red Alert For Jessica Ennis Wardrobe Malfunction 0
14.07.12 11:28am
G4S blames "staff shortages" for shortage of staff

No G4S spokesman available...

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apepper 14.07.12 10:34am
apepper
Fully functioning feudal state found in remote part of Norfolk. 3
Thor 14.07.12 11:06am
yussle
Court declares Terry is "whiter than white" 0
bonjonelson 13.07.12 11:14pm
bonjonelson
Boss actually sticks employee's job up his arse

Stoke mandeville hospital situated right in the heart of extra toe country, is quite used to its fair share of unusual injuries. But staff at accident and emergency were rather taken aback this...

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The Masked Frog 17.07.12 11:30am
Oxbridge
Victoria Beckham bloats to 34 stone as diet drops to ‘homeopathic levels’

Victoria Beckham has ballooned to nearly 35 stone, after accidentally adopting a homeopathic diet. Beckham is said to have skipped a crucial mung-bean salad last week, diluting her calorie intake to...

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14.07.12 6:19am
dvo4fun
BNP New Campaign Strategy “We’re Being Sarcastic.”

The British National Party today unveiled the new campaign strategy; to lace each bigoted remark with irony. It is felt within the party that people will be less morally outraged by their vile hatred...

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Hooch 15.07.12 8:47am
The Masked Frog
Yorkshire man requests bail out from IMF

Frederick Arkwright, a plumber from Cleckheaton, West Yorkshire has formally requested an economic bail out from the IMF. This follows a downgrading of his credit rating by local agency 'the man at...

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Alfred Noakes 15.07.12 6:17am
Yikes
Terry: 'This has been a black day for English football'

after Spitting Image...

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Mark Gregory 13.07.12 7:23pm
Mark Gregory
Relegated to Div3, but bookies still make Rangers second favourite for SPL title 0
oblongscone 13.07.12 5:27pm
oblongscone
Wiggins, Millar and Froome owe it all to Norman Tebbitt, says Cameron. More soon 0
dominic_mcg 13.07.12 4:45pm
dominic_mcg
Merkel backs right not to wear a hoodie 5
charlies_hat 14.07.12 1:00pm
JohnA
Rausing husband unfit to question-treadmill and weights requested by CID

Rausing husband unfit to question-treadmill and weights requested by CID...

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HIGNFY 13.07.12 3:40pm
HIGNFY
As a result of Terry verdict OED forced to redefine meaning of 'Irony' 2
pinxit 13.07.12 4:03pm
Ironduke
Terry to record "Please, please, please, please release me, let me go.." 0
medici2471 13.07.12 2:49pm
medici2471
50 Squirrels of Grey - an insight into Team GB Squirrel licking squad 2
simonjmr 16.07.12 10:55am
simonjmr
I didn't say 'Invade Poland,' I said 'Invade Poland?' claims Hitler 1
Hooch 13.07.12 6:24pm
custard cream
Judge claims he said 'not guilty' to John Terry in a sarcastic manner only 4
charlies_hat 13.07.12 8:27pm
dvo4fun
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Nothing to see here. Wrong roomTit!...

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beau-jolly 13.07.12 1:33pm
beau-jolly
Ryanair to surcharge for transponder response for flights over London 1
medici2471 13.07.12 3:42pm
FlashArry
Cheryl Cole writes 'book'...

a triumph for remedial education., Hat-tip to cue-ball...

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Thor 13.07.12 12:07pm
Thor
UK Olympic Pole Dancer Arrested

Police swooped on a Hammersmith sports club at 1.00a.m last night and arrested acclaimed UK Olympic pole dance medal prospect, Vanessa Fosdyke-Smythe. Ms Fosdyke-Smythe (23) and her...

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13.07.12 5:39pm
Ironduke
May announces Boris Bikes "intergral" part of Olympic air defences

There is "no question" of Olympics security being compromised, the home secretary has said, after it emerged that 4,000 Boris Bikes will be drafted in to form an integral part of the Olympic air...

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simonjmr 13.07.12 10:55am
simonjmr
Home Secretary Admits Illegal Chips May Infiltrate Olympics

Theresa May today admitted she had grave doubts about G4S’s abilities to keep non- McDonald’s potato products from entering Olympic Park. ‘It’s a nightmare scenario really,’ said May....

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daneade 14.07.12 11:40am
MADJEZ
M.O.D confident of winning gold in Olympic shooting competition

Failing that they'll 'remove' the opposition...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 13.07.12 9:33am
Psycadelic Squirrel
Cheryl Cole writes book.

Inspired by her recent reading of "Fifty Shades of Grey", whilst on holiday in Las Vegas, all round pain in the arse Cheryl Cole has decided to pen her own erotic novelette for the discerning lady...

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cueball 13.07.12 10:34am
beau-jolly
Olympic security guards fail "trainers are ok" test

G4S  group confirmed today it had taken on an extra 3,500 personnel to safeguard Olympic sites,  but could not deploy them due to dress code interpretation difficulties. Recruits are struggling to...

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NewSuburbanDad 16.07.12 8:47am
writinginbsl
Man walking dog "astonished" to not find body. More soon. 6
Al OPecia 14.07.12 7:01am
Al OPecia