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Amateur photographer struggles with that difficult second album 0
Smart Alex 3 years
‘I’ve been living a lie for 35 years’ confesses singer Tina Charles’ ‘baby’ 6
Skylarking 3 years

The love-shy long-term partner of pop singer Tina Charles has admitted after 35 years of going steady that his aversion to ‘loving’ is not solely due to his devotion to recreational dance. Craig...

Strauss-Khan facing a Ho's pipe ban in a matter of weeks 0
simonjmr 3 years
Abu Qatada to be awarded honorary membership of BNP. 0
ianrbland 3 years

"Let's face it" said a BNP spokesman, "when it comes to spreading hatred thinly veiled as religious dogma we have a lot to learn. Mr. Qatada has an entire government department gunning for him and he...

Now That's What I Call Music admit to artistic differences 0
Smart Alex 3 years

during recording of that difficult eighty-second album...

Divorcing Clowns ready for prolonged Custardy battle. 20
seymour totti 3 years
Exhausted Greece gets Euro. Bailout "Thanks, we're off to Ibiza for a long rest" 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Giggs can be named as a fair player 0
Sinnick 3 years

So, what was all the fuss about, then ?...

Greek credit rating reduced to ΩΩ 2
bonjonelson 3 years
DSK in prostitutes ring, allegation 3
medici2471 3 years
Jazz FM sorry over "porn" noises, to be re-named Jizz FM from now on 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Strauss-Khan claims sex-ring was masterminded by Hobbit & Wizard 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Forecourt attendant criticises self-serving motorists 0
cinquecento 3 years
Qatada claims "Spam emails show UK government is now desperate" 0
ianrbland 3 years

Abu Qatada claims he has now received over 30 spam emails congratulating him on winning an "all expenses paid" holiday to Jordan. Claiming to have been sent by "a friend", the emails simply tell him...

Midlife crisis inspires revisionist cocktail range 0
cinquecento 3 years

After spending the heady years of his youth serving "Long slow screws on the beach" to the upper echelons of Magaluf, the subsequent career spiral of 40 year old cocktail waiter Darren Hardgrind led...

Confusion as 100's of teenage 'NEETS' apply for Findus COD Quality Control role 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Cuts force Met Office to settle for superseaweed rather than supercomputers 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Public finance surplus after MPs use January sales to furnish second homes 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
DSK still waiting for room service in Lille police station 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
LA porn stars threaten to down tools in protest over mandatory condom use 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Ryan Air cuts flights from Edinburgh Airport after realising it is in Edinburgh 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
A football pitch 'the size of a football pitch' say scientists 5
roybland 3 years

A football pitch is exactly the size of one football pitch, scientists at London's Imperial College have discovered in groundbreaking research. The frequent use of a 'football pitch' as a unit of...

Ann Summers downgraded from AAA's to AA's 0
charlies_hat 3 years
'Nothing wrong with taking Jeremy Clarkson outside and shooting him' says OFCOM 0
Stan 3 years
Jeremy Clarkson’s face gets dangerously long 5
Immunis 3 years

The BBC have been fending off various complaints about Jeremy Clarkson for years now but Mr Clarkson’s face has been getting longer over the years and now looks like it is about to fall off his...

'How do we sell the phrase chain gang, to the British public?' asks Cameron 0
Immunis 3 years
Divorcing U.S. Cavalry Officer expects Custerdy Battle. 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

So Sioux me. Hat-tip to Seymour Totti...

Battery hens lose AAA status in charged meeting. 2
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
BNP claim London fascist week "a success" 2
simonjmr 3 years
Sun on Sunday will return to traditional journalistic values of making stuff up 6
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Announcing the first publication of the Sun on Sunday, News Corporation boss Rupert Murdoch has pledged that the paper will be produced with the ‘highest possible standards’ and will not repeat...