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Bombers targeting Thatcher funeral promised “no congestion charge”... 2
Tripod 16.04.13 7:47pm
Millions enraged by "Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?" entry in visitors' book 1
Audible Minority 16.04.13 7:38pm
Fears that Sir Mark Thatcher might get lost on way to his mother's funeral

Organizers of the funeral of Baroness Thatcher are said to be increasingly concerned that Sir Mark Thatcher might lose his way on the drive to St Paul's Cathedral. His mother launched a major...

roybland 16.04.13 7:36pm
Smithfield and Spitalfields to supply market forces for Thatcher's funeral 0
Not Amused 16.04.13 7:30pm
Not Amused
Radcliffe urges security alert for London marathon

the shit could really hit the fan...

irreverendJ 16.04.13 4:50pm
All Members of Parliament to be given State Funeral 7
Guy Fawkes 16.04.13 4:38pm
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Helmand Marathon oversubscribed, says US State Department 0
Audible Minority 16.04.13 4:24pm
Audible Minority
No further Boston threat, says FBI

(This is an actual headline.)...

Audible Minority 16.04.13 4:17pm
Audible Minority
Questions raised as Miliband's medical treatment sponsored by Kleenex 0
sydalg 16.04.13 4:09pm
Inability to prevent NewsBiscuit adding ellipses proves that there is no God

Not being able to finish your sentence is the clearest possible indication that you cannot formulate a defensible argument, claims Stephen Hawkin...

Audible Minority 16.04.13 3:52pm
Audible Minority
MPs to self-immolate at Thatcher's funeral

Labour's Gwent Gathring, MP for Llandfill, has criticised plans by a cross-party group of MPs to self-immolate as a tribute to the late Tory Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher. Repugnant traitor,...

monkeyrepublic 16.04.13 3:36pm
Justin Bieber can’t understand why “no-one ever bought Anne Frank a drum-kit”... 2
Tripod 16.04.13 3:23pm
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"No one likes us we don't care" to be sung at Thatcher funeral

Milwall fans will join the choir to sing the Conservative Party anthem, before forming an honour guard for the gun carriage, 21 gun salute and triumphal march through London. Mourners along the...

nickb 16.04.13 2:51pm
In face of public dissent, parliament opts for ‘straight to landfill’ funeral... 1
Tripod 16.04.13 2:51pm
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Call For Taxpayer Subsidised Taxis After RMT Strike on Thatcher Funeral Day

Thousands of Public Sector workers, bored middle class students, and welfare scroungers will struggle to attend the protest at the Thatcher funeral due to strike action by the RMT. Bob Crow, the...

thisisall1word 16.04.13 2:45pm
North Korea to be nuked, US opinion poll says

We've been paying for these weapons for decades, and now's the time to use them...

Audible Minority 16.04.13 2:40pm
Audible Minority
Pandemonium as panic-buying window shuts for car parts dealers

The hugely inconvenient directive to restrict the buying and selling of car parts to the months of January and July/August has led to widespread chaos across the country once again. As the window...

Midfield Diamond 16.04.13 1:31pm
Midfield Diamond
Anyone born before 1980 to be classified as Paedophile

Described as a scorched earth policy the Criminal Prosecution Service has decided to re-classify anyone born before 1980s from their current status of ‘suspected Paedo’ to the new one of...

theinvisiblecitychannels 16.04.13 1:22pm
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Jeremy Clarkson's car recalled over faulty windbag problem. 7
sigmund 16.04.13 1:09pm
Left-wing media to celebrate end of Thatcher era with Thatcher-free front page

more one day...

Audible Minority 16.04.13 12:54pm
Audible Minority
Rugby player turned down for one-night stand because of ‘dirty tackle’... 0
Tripod 16.04.13 12:40pm
Handbag Swung From Coffin Strikes Slightly-Out-Of-Step Soldier 3
Titus 16.04.13 12:31pm
60s music critic slams Doors

More to follow...

apepper 16.04.13 11:52am
Facebook appeal gets 4 billion likes for Justin Bieber's state funeral

. . . next Wednesday...

Audible Minority 16.04.13 11:52am
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How I won the Masters. Adam Scott confirms "by taking less swings than everyone" 0
simonjmr 16.04.13 11:43am
Statefuneralometer to be used for cost comparison on all government spending

From May 1st all government spending will be compared against the chancellors handy ‘Statefuneralometer’ in an effort to make it look like we are not spending as much money on vast, unnecessary,...

theinvisiblecitychannels 16.04.13 11:01am
Health & Safety officers make surprise visit to Chris Donald's office.

Very tenuous Neat-o...

Idiot 16.04.13 10:20am
Extreme wing of the The Idler blamed for Boston attacks

More soon, if they can be bothered...

Bogbrush 16.04.13 9:40am

David Cameron today responded to the death of former Labour Prime Minister Tony Blair, who threw himself off Nelson’s Column last night in a bid to try to deflect attention from Margaret...

Reg Herring 16.04.13 9:15am
Reg Herring
"Hive Is

divided" over plans to introduce a new, highly conspicuous yellow-and-black striped protective uniform for all its workers, reports our apiculture correspondent Annie Tow. "Many of us prefered the...

Titus 16.04.13 8:42am