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Fat smug bastards spark up on sofas as another top athlete's heart bursts 1
dvo4fun 3 years

more later. It's all b-j's fault (ref chat room)...

Pre-stressed concrete causes Hammersmith Flyover panic attack 3
nickb 3 years
Serial killers up in arms over new Manson Tax 1
ronseal 3 years
David and Victoria announce first child to be called Brooklyn 2
Sinnick 3 years
Bill Roach had sex with over 1000 women; some non-imaginary 1
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Cash bypasses marketing executives and gets wasted on poor people - shock! 12
ronseal 3 years

As much as 10p in every pound of charity donations is being syphoned away from marketing executives and is turned into food for poor foreigners, many of who have zero brand recognition, reports...

Introducing: The George Michael Special Edition Mercedes 0
Zadok the second 3 years

The most exclusive Mercedes C-Class ever has been designed exclusively to meet the needs of a discerning 80s popstar. Nicknamed the Fatherfigure, the GM230 is unique. Boasting four extra ashtrays...

Hitler's faked orgasms exposed. 0
nickb 3 years
U2 lawyers refuse to act pro bono 0
nickb 3 years
Sunday trading laws scrapped in effort to reduce catholic child abuse 0
medici2471 3 years
Budget News: Stephanie Flanders' eyebrows up by a further 30% 0
wallster 3 years
Civil List to be renamed Hereditary Benefits and paid by giro 0
cinquecento 3 years
Budget News: Eric Pickles to be reduced by 20% from April 2012 0
wallster 3 years
"Love thy neighbours" says woman whose neighbours live two miles away 0
hughesroland 3 years

In a rare address to mark her diamond jubilee, the Queen urged everyone to embrace their neighbours, 'even if they live a good half hour's walk away, like mine.' In a ceremony at Westminster Hall,...

Failed Apiarist had no Plan Bee 5
ronseal 3 years
Muamba 0
waggy 3 years

Muamba told Torres scored twice, how long have I been out he asks...

Homeopathy in crisis after water loses its memory 9
button 3 years
Richard Branson's VI and V2 missiles are heading for London 1
dvo4fun 3 years

A re-work of yesterday's War & Peace length sub. Any comments appreciated. Ta Transport Minister Norman Baker has announced that Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic is the preferred bidder for...

Sunday "worship" change for Games 0
simonjmr 3 years
Cabinet Ministers bang the table as secretaries and 'friends' not available 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Roger Povey 3 years

Christians are being tricked and left confused about the recommended retail price of their favourite symbolic Easter treat. Hot Cross Buns are commonly advertised as being one a penny, two a penny....

Illegal blogging worth billions claim World Bank 0
simonjmr 3 years

Its report, Justice for Social Networks, says that most illegal blogging operations are run by organised crime, and much of the profit goes to corrupt officials. Countries affected include...

Samantha Mumba tweets, thanks for the well wishes but I'm fine and healthy, 0
simonjmr 3 years

Thanks for remembering it has been 12 years since my number 2 single More soon...

Costa Cruises to sponsor ITV’s Titanic 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Bercow pens Diamond Jubilee anthem 3
Boutros 3 years

Picture yourself in a palace by a river, With tangerine hats and marmalade toast, Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, I'm the queen with kaleidoscope eyes Commonwealth flags of yellow...

Australian tennis star found alive and well on new episode of Cash in the attic 3
Iamthestig 3 years
Fire Brigade called to internet flame war 1
Immunis 3 years

In internet flame war was ended by Warwickshire Fire brigade last night when they where called to 35 Mercia Drive, a set of student flats in Coventry and hosed off the participants. The flame war...

Queen 'rededicates' herself to living off the State 5
virtuallywill 3 years

More holidays later...

All hands on deck for Bolton as Muamba named in squad for Blackburn 0
Drylaw 3 years
Metal thieves target George Osborne's brass neck 1
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 3 years