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'Oxford graduates don't understand English' says shock report

A shock report has revealed that some Oxford graduates don't understand English or simple arithmetic. The revelation comes after a man with an Eton and Oxford education failed to understand a...

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roybland 09.03.13 9:59am
Squudge
South Dakota school board bids for Desert Rats' tanks

[insert story here]...

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Audible Minority 09.03.13 4:20am
Audible Minority
BBC report exonerates BBC

The long awaited BBC report into the Saville affair has concluded that no-one at the BBC was to blame. The report author had spoken to many BBC employees, trawled through hundreds of emails and...

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baron la croix 09.03.13 3:49am
Audible Minority
North Korean commuters stranded as public transport camouflage is too effective

More if a bus ever arrives...

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Not Amused 09.03.13 1:56am
Not Amused
South Korea on high alert as North postures with power pilates 0
Squudge 08.03.13 11:56pm
Squudge
Justin Bieber Reveals what he Meant By "They Were Saying the Worst Thing"

Friends of Justin Bieber have tonight revealed what Justin meant when he cryptically tweeted that he snapped at journalists today because they were "Saying the Worst thing". The friend who wishes...

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Katarina Frogpond2 08.03.13 11:26pm
Katarina Frogpond2
pulled

I really should behave...

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Squudge 08.03.13 10:36pm
Ironduke
Lib Dems gather for 'Cleggtown event'

Liberal Democrats are gathering in Brighton for their spring conference amid growing speculation that the party will pull off the biggest mass suicide since Jonestown when,in 1978,over 900 members of...

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roybland 08.03.13 10:11pm
Squudge
Hunt – 'Majority' of hospitals no longer allowed to be 'Average'. Or make sense.

In a speech apparently defying common logic, Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt today announced a ‘radical redefinition’ of the word ‘average’. Speaking at the Institute for Clinical...

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Ablative Fabsolute 08.03.13 8:11pm
quango
Pope qualifications revealed; "must have testicles, mustn't use them"

More to follow...

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apepper 08.03.13 7:43pm
apepper
Judge explains jury that bisexual does not mean having sex with two

and a Ménage à trois does not mean you are trisexual...

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4ty2 08.03.13 7:19pm
4ty2
Green smoke seen from Vatican chimney just Keith O'Brien burning his pants. 0
dominic_mcg 08.03.13 7:13pm
dominic_mcg
PC brigade demands equal rights for aborting boys to end sex discrimination

51 MPs from all parties had signed an Early Day Motion urging the health department to ‘record the gender of babies aborted so a natural abortion ratio can be achieved and doctors could be...

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4ty2 08.03.13 6:59pm
4ty2
Senator Hospitalized After Epic Filibuster

US Senator Rand Paul was hospitalized overnight following his record 13-hr talking filibuster. He was diagnosed with laryngitis and complications due to urinary retention. He remains in critical...

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Kurt Degerstrom 08.03.13 5:55pm
herculepoisson
Afghanistan burns its only bra for International Women's Day 0
sydalg 08.03.13 5:24pm
sydalg
Peter Andre "No hard feelings, I'll look after the kids while Pryce serves time"

more later...

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dvo4fun 08.03.13 5:19pm
dvo4fun
Channel 4 reveal 1980's film caused the Hindenburg disaster

If you don't get it watch 4od!...

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Scronnyglonkle 08.03.13 4:56pm
Titus
Hugo Chavez to receive posthumous Vicky Pollard Award. 0
Drylaw 08.03.13 3:57pm
Drylaw
MOD to arm Syrian Free Army with Groupon deals 0
custard cream 08.03.13 3:52pm
custard cream
Audience treated for shock as Justin Bieber confounds Grim Reaper 0
custard cream 08.03.13 3:48pm
custard cream
Jeremy Hunt: My “Coasting” Will Cost Lives

Jeremy Hunt will today launch a scathing attack on himself claiming that he is endangering lives through “coasting” – blaming frontline staff for the NHS’s problems as a way to avoid...

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08.03.13 1:47pm
Tragedy as Justin Bieber recovers in hospital 8
Oxbridge 08.03.13 1:19pm
Squudge
AkzoNobel, trading as Dulux, launch dedicated Mosque paint - Prayer Matt

Perfect comedy post - arguably original, and stunningly accurate in its knowledge of the paint industry. Roll over, Peter Cook!...

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fink 08.03.13 12:50pm
Dulux launch dedicated Mosque paint - Prayer Matt

I am running out of ideas :(...

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Perks 08.03.13 12:42pm
Grantham pigeons 'really looking forward to shitting on Thatcher statue' 3
Idiot 08.03.13 12:38pm
Scroat
Middle-aged men 'disappointed' 19 year old boy not dead

"He knows to much"...

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08.03.13 12:35pm
beau-jolly
Rooneys Prostitute Retires from Exhaustion.

Romanda Hips, a 63 yr old prostitute from Manchester has announced her retirement from 'street life' citing the insatiable appetites of Wayne Rooney. "I just cannot cope anymore" she says, whilst...

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OliverMcPhee 08.03.13 12:02pm
OliverMcPhee
Lib Dems call for more private prisons for Lib Dems 0
nickb 08.03.13 11:40am
nickb
Prince Charles has thicker ear than usual

After casually mentioning 'glass cases' to his mother over breakfast...

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Scroat 08.03.13 10:53am
Scroat
Man seen lurking outside school gate was there on legitimate business say police

Police in Greater Manchester moved quickly to assure concerned parents that a man seen lurking outside the Potters Lane Primary School in Stockport was there to sell drugs and was not a paedophile.,...

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Gerontius 08.03.13 10:39am
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