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Millions of Brits greet arrival of Olympic flame with complete indifference 8
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

As the Olympic torch relay makes its way across the country, millions of people are celebrating the arrival of the flame in their town by going about their life as normal, and maybe grumbling a bit...

Government ministers against making it easier to sack under-performers 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Search called off as London mayor latest victim to get lost in IKEA 0
Clare Ellen 3 years

A national crisis was averted today after Boris Johnson was found alive and well in the Slough branch of IKEA, nine days after he was first reported missing. A shaken Mr. Johnson said: “I only...

Court rules Geordie man's pet insurance doesna cover his missus 1
Tomfinger 3 years
Paul Gambaccini 'sick to death' of saying nice things about dead pop singers. 7
wallster 3 years

DJ and music enthusiast Paul Gambaccini is refusing to say anything nice about any more dead pop singers, according to his agent. The 63 year old American pop music sage has been wheeled out several...

Munich to be divided between UK and Russia after Chelsea victory 0
grumblechops 3 years
Fruitcake in royal tearoom 0
medici2471 3 years
Coalition tensions may cause Cable to snap 0
Not Amused 3 years
Police admit when they were told to arrest Crone they took Brooks and not Tom. 0
reforse 3 years
Fruit and veg sellers in crisis as tupperware bowl shortage bites. 0
Boutros 3 years
Audi announces 2012 A4 model now licenced for driving in all 3 motorway lanes. 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Gibb death ends deadly chain reaction of pop tragedies 0
tonylemesma 3 years
Olympic Torch route altered to pass through the set of 'Dickinson's Real Deal' 0
Ian Searle 3 years

It saves time in the long run...

Patients able to book GP appointments and get test results within 3 years 0
simonjmr 3 years

Patients in England will be able to book GP appointments and get test results within three years, ministers are promising. Efficiencies are expected as a new sleek, streamlined breed of...

Olympic relay runner "has always carried a flame for me" claims ex girlfriend 0
simonjmr 3 years
Robin Gibb joins his brothers up on high 0
Iamthestig 3 years

Genuine sadness here, life is very cruel...

UK Rabies epidemic feared after Theresa May returns from Europe 0
simonjmr 3 years

Onlookers described Ms May as being "Wild eyed and frothing at the mouth" More soon...

Jamie Oliver calls for a King Edward Potato to be put in every school 1
Ian Searle 3 years
God denies putting together heavenly house band 1
simonjmr 3 years

"It's just pure coincindence that Donna Summer, Robin Gibb and the drummer from Crowded House all died within a few days of each other" said a spokesman for the Lord Almighty in Rome today.....

Chelsea victory parade now twinned with Olympic Torch Relay 0
seymour totti 3 years
Bullseye based opera "La Bowen" to be premiered at Glyndbourne this summer 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Shock as Robin Gibb turns out to be Al-Megrahi 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Johnson makes 'Boris haircut' compulsory for all London law-enforcement staff 0
Clare Ellen 3 years, Sue Akers, head of the Met's inquiries into phone hacking...

“We want our own global summit too!” says UB40 3
Clare Ellen 3 years

On the final day of the G8 meeting, Britain's number one reggae band has called for established alphanumeric combinations everywhere to be granted their own international summits. G8 discussions of...

John Terry has decided not to call David Cameron as a character witness 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Apparently he has said some bad things...

"Moving From Scotland" Increased Al Megrahi Longevity Claim Doctors 2
thisisall1word 3 years
John Terry To Become Professional Trophy Lifter 2
Hooch 3 years

Nearing the end of his playing career John Terry took the first steps towards the new stage in his life; lifting trophies won by other people. The Chelsea defender has faced criticism that his aging...

Unemployed encouraged "to not work at home" during Olympics 2
nickb 3 years

People out of work are being encouraged not to be unemployed on public transport during the Olympics. "Just as we're encouraging people in work to consider alternatives to travel, we're asking the...

England to follow Chelsea's winning formula and field team of foreigners. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
Olympics in doubt as Customs impounds flame for unpaid duty. 0
Lemon difficult 3 years