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Chairman on the toilet declares 'This motion is passed'. 0
Electrelane 07.03.14 5:09pm
Electrelane
Coprophiliac arrested during three course meal 'caught between stools' 0
Electrelane 07.03.14 5:09pm
Electrelane
Coprophiliac admits he sees poetry in motion 1
sydalg 07.03.14 5:08pm
Smart Alex
Man fails to find coin eaten by dog - admits to just going through the motions 0
Smart Alex 07.03.14 4:31pm
Smart Alex
Next country to be invaded by Russia during an Olympics to be named

The result of the bidding to be the next country to be invaded by Russia during an Olympics are set to be announced at a glitzy ceremony in St Tropez later today. The competition hasn't been as...

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johnnydobbo 07.03.14 4:18pm
Sinnick
CNN Anchor Revealed as Mechanoid

Boring, monotonous, Wolf Half O’Witz becomes stuck in replay mode giving out the same information every two minutes and congratulating complete dickheads on giving good briefings. The lack of...

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Guillermo De Snookio 07.03.14 4:18pm
Guillermo De Snookio
Met Denies Laughing Policeman Was Sexist, Racist and/or Corrupt

"Risible! You're 'avin a laugh.! Wooaaaaahhh-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Haaaa. Woaahhh-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Haaaaa. Woaahhh-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha. ...

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BewsNiscuit 07.03.14 4:12pm
BewsNiscuit
Both Sides in the Ukraine Making Use of Civilian Irregulars

It has been confirmed that both of the opposing factions have large numbers of ‘Poseurs’ and ‘Babushkas’ units, the latter, armed with 300mm heavy handbags. The [s]Soviet[/s] Russian side are...

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Guillermo De Snookio 07.03.14 4:08pm
Guillermo De Snookio
Court rules in favour of ice pops. 5
Squudge 07.03.14 3:15pm
custard cream
Undercover Met Officers Infiltrate NB - Giveaway Is The Persistent 1 Star Awards

Hat tip to Gingerclive...

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Titus 07.03.14 2:49pm
Titus
Police Mason infiltration unit disbanded 2
Bigglesworth 07.03.14 2:46pm
Ironduke
Proud but obsessive DIY enthusiast inundates friends with shelfies 2
blacklesbianandproudofit 07.03.14 2:44pm
Ironduke
Winter Paralympics: tickets sold out for wheelchair ski jump 2
custard cream 07.03.14 2:13pm
Titus
TrustGain social media app to be acquired by Global DataRape Enterprises 0
ronseal 07.03.14 12:58pm
ronseal
Host of golden daffodils could see Britons sleep walking to pollen induced hell 0
ronseal 07.03.14 12:54pm
ronseal
Schumacher Penalised for extended pit stop 0
throngsman 07.03.14 12:45pm
throngsman
Was milkman who neglected his animals putting the cart before the horse? 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 07.03.14 11:26am
blacklesbianandproudofit
Cable 'intensely relaxed' about importing illegal immigrants

Business secretary Vince Cable has found himself at the centre of an immigration row, after a journalist alleged that he was a major importer of illegal immigrants. The situation blew up yesterday as...

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Electrelane 07.03.14 11:05am
Electrelane
Pistorius "just couldn't handle girlfriend's foot fetish" 0
sydalg 07.03.14 10:35am
sydalg
Met police infiltrate Jewish community to smear holocaust survivors 2
GingerClive 07.03.14 9:49am
GingerClive
Radio 3 Denies Any Risk Of This Week's Schedule In Danger Of Unravelling

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2BYkJS8GE0...

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Titus 07.03.14 9:07am
Titus
Met police suppressed report saying BNP may be racist 0
GingerClive 07.03.14 8:34am
GingerClive
Preston school careers teacher secures £1m pa job for 13yo student in Iran

'See? Cable's talking out of his arse.' said Penwortham Priory Academy careers master Neville Revel, after announcing the top-level placement for his pupil within Iran's nuclear research facility...

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pinxit 07.03.14 8:23am
pinxit
Man doesn't know how delete accidental plagiarism. Changes headline 8
GingerClive 07.03.14 8:07am
GingerClive
Dead sperm donor begs, "Please don't tell Atos about this" 0
sydalg 07.03.14 8:05am
sydalg
Scientists believe last words of dodo were "Don't, don't" 3
sydalg 07.03.14 8:05am
Sinnick
Pistorius Trial: Outrage as Bet365 advert says they can’t offer live screaming

Bookmaker Bet365 has created a storm over its latest TV commercial, shown during coverage of the Oscar Pistorius trial for pre-meditated murder. In the 30 second advertisement, actor Ray Winstone...

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Midfield Diamond 07.03.14 8:01am
GrumpyCat
Doctors lose all hope as Schumacher found watching Jeremy Kyle Show 0
sydalg 07.03.14 7:38am
sydalg
Prosecution accuses Pistorius of dragging his feet 0
sydalg 07.03.14 6:06am
sydalg
If Russia wants to annex Wales while they're at it, feel free ... 8
Sinnick 07.03.14 1:17am
Guillermo De Snookio