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Eurosceptics urge use of ‘nuisance neighbours’ proposals against the EU 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Water companies ‘at risk’ of being flooded with money as bills rise 5.7% 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
HMRC waives right to take 50% of RBS bonuses in tough economic climate 0
cinquecento 3 years
Lord Coe slams 'lack of provision for VIPs' at Bingley canal lock-gate spectacle 7
3 years

Lord Coe has launched a withering attack on British Waterways' handling of the lock-gate replacement on Yorkshire's Bingley Canal. Despite the event only occurring every 25 years, Coe claims...

Republicans ask Gingrich for an ‘open relationship’ 1
Long Distance Clara 3 years

As the race for the Republican Party presidential nomination heats up, an increasing number of GOP members are asking a resurgent Newt Gingrich if it would be okay if they saw other candidates....

Female scientists conclude that a 'kick in the nuts' is ideal Male birth control 0
thackaray 3 years
John Terry to miss Swansea Game due to Racially Aggravated Knee Injury 0
Mathna 3 years
Lib Dems officially ‘Extinct in the Wild’ says IUCN 2
hohum 3 years

Lib Dems are only one step from extinction conservationists announced last night following the downgrading of the species from ‘Critically Endangered’ to ‘Extinct in the Wild’ on the IUCN Red...

‘Great Pyramids of Giza are Fakes’ claims archaeologist 3
Immunis 3 years

Professor Mike Smith of Oxford University’s Theoretical History Department has stunned the academic world with his evidence that the Great Pyramids of Giza are not dated to 2500BC but are medieval...

Metropolitan Police rebranded Virgin Plod in tribute to their trains 0
JETFAB 3 years
Vegetable substitute brings end to unhealthy diets 4
Marko 3 years

In what can only be described as a breakthrough in healthy eating, Premier Foods, manufacturer of meat substitute Quorn, has today announced the launch its latest product, 'Laard'. Using unused...

Facebook announces plans to display your entire browsing history 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Home Office replace Police Officers with 4 "Pesky Kids" 0
apepper 3 years

The Home Office have announced radical changes to policing in the UK. Four young adults and a Great Dane are to replace thousands of detectives investigating "funny goings on" at disused fairgrounds....

'Pesky’ jurors jailed for 'net-based' research as fairground janitor walks free 1
Skylarking 3 years

In an unprecedented move, four members of the same jury have been given nine month prison sentences for using ‘sleuthing’ techniques to research the accused, whilst still on trial. Fred Jones,...

Greasy spot on Aussie Tennis Arena floor found to be Duke of Kent 0
Drylaw 3 years
Single mother with two kids is first to refuse state welfare 0
Marko 3 years

In what may seen as reversing the trend in government handouts, an Oxfordshire mother with 2 children, refuses to accept state benefits, and continues to support her family on her own. Recently...

Voters know Miliband is Labour leader shock report finds 0
roybland 3 years

Most of the electorate know that Ed Miliband is the leader of the Labour Party says a You Gov poll that has shocked the party's top brass who have been working strenuously to reduce Miliband's...

Ozzy Ozbourne off his head 0
Marko 3 years

Renowned hell raiser and Black Sabbath front-man Ozzy Osbourne has had his head bitten off whilst performing live on stage at a concert in Mexico City. The incident took place during the guitar break...

Government unveils plans to replace public libraries with benches. 0
WatcherMark 3 years

David Cameron has unveiled what he calls 'an exciting new proposal' to close down every single public library in the country and replace each one with a couple of benches. "Let's be honest, who uses...

Arab Spring protestors buoyed by arrival of Arab strap 0
hohum 3 years
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Major Clanger 3 years

Sorry, meant to post this in the chat room...

Red faces all round as golfer Nick Price meets The Reverend William Spooner 1
Smart Alex 3 years
Women 'no more interested' in man after he learns to play harp 1
hughesroland 3 years
Ban Ki-moon scolded by Nana Moon over hyphenation following marriage. 0
GreenCross 3 years
Woman “delighted” as work promotion allows her to feed whole family 4
kimllfixit 3 years

Widowed mum of two Angela Sophes was last night said to be ecstatic as she received a promotion at work. 35 year old Sophes from South London reported that her lift to the role of deputy chief...

Scarlett Anne Mary Brooks Suspicion Someone Listening In To Private Baby Monitor 5
thisisall1word 3 years

"I have been put through hell these last hours" claimed new born Scarlett Brooks, who is asking Chipping Norton police to investigate claims that unknown people were monitoring her every move and...

Continued male one-upmanship leads to first ever ‘stag year’ 8
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

The growing trend amongst men for ever more elaborate and spectacular stag do celebrations has finally led to what is believed to be the first ever stag year. When Kevin Lucas from Northampton...

Met office warns severe weather warning imminent 6
roybland 3 years

The Met Office is warning of a severe weather warning for the UK later this week. 'We are warning that we will be issuing a severe weather warning soon,' a Met Office spokeswoman said. The...

Janupauser on 50 pints a day 2
ozythelabrador 3 years

Beer lover, Gordon Burton, 55, of Somerset, found his New Year’s resolution to give up the booze for a month (so called Janupausing) more difficult to stick to than he envisaged. Normally a six...

CBB winner Denise Welch is officially a disgrace 0
Marko 3 years

The Oxford English dictionary has added the new reference of Denise Welch to the word 'Disgrace'. As well as being removed from the definitions of the word Celebrity, Denise Welch can be found under...