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Clegg tells Rennard 'Respect my authority... !'

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MADJEZ 20.01.14 1:06pm
MADJEZ
UKIP councillor's "bad weekend" starts rumours over sexuality

Theologians are speculating that the recent downturn in fortune for Oxfordshire councillor David Silvester are due to a "secret gay marriage". "It stands to reason.", said one, "Mr Silvester has had...

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apepper 20.01.14 1:05pm
apepper
Geologists disappointed as Martian "rock" is actually alien artifact

NASA scientists are trying to recover the disappointment over detailed analysis of a "rock" that appeared in front of the Opportunity rover. "Initially, there was a lot of excitement - it suddenly...

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apepper 20.01.14 12:59pm
apepper
67p comet renamed Tesco Value in sponsorship deal. 0
MADJEZ 20.01.14 12:56pm
MADJEZ
God punishes Dogger with storm force 10 gale

More imminent, North by Northwesterly...

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Skylarking 20.01.14 12:42pm
Al OPecia
"Edwina's Back!" A nation rejoices

Tatoos and dog food for all at 1...

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blokefromstoke 20.01.14 12:24pm
FOAD
Rosetta Spacecraft Due To Reach Comet In Time For January Sales

An alarm clock aboard the [i]Rosetta[/i] space probe is due to re-awaken the craft's systems before it arrives at its destination. Unfortuantely no-one has been able to inform the craft that, during...

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Titus 20.01.14 8:59am
Titus
Putin to "Wrestle Bear"

In a widely publicised promotional event for the Sochi Winter Olympics, Russian Premier Vladimir Putin will "Wrestle a big fat bear" in a darkened bar watched by burly greased up men in dungarees,...

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blokefromstoke 20.01.14 8:46am
Titus
Bankers insist polling showed the public wanted them to wave their bonuses. 1
Ref Minor 20.01.14 8:37am
Titus
Cambridge Decide's To Omit Apostrophe's

Illiterate apostrophe lover strike's back...

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Titus 20.01.14 8:31am
Titus
New sperm bank venture calls for seed capital 0
pere floza 20.01.14 8:22am
pere floza
UKIP Members Are Caused By Heterosexual Activity

Boring fact...

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Titus 20.01.14 12:22am
Ref Minor
Taliban Successfully Destroys Afghan Society- Reverts To Cannibalism

The Taliban has successfully destroyed every business and killed every non-conforming citizen and foreigner in Afghanistan. Left without an effective economy and without anyone who understands any...

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19.01.14 10:15pm
Milliband: Banks to be replaced with bouncy castles and sweeties.

Labour leader Ed Milliband has given a pre-election pledge to replace failing high street banks with bouncy castles and to give all labour voters a "big bag of sweeties". The announcement came hard...

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blokefromstoke 19.01.14 8:23pm
Vulcanised Rubber
Concillor David Silvester Tipped To Become UK's 1st Ambassador To N Korea

No one else would be sufficently barking mad to consider accepting the post...

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Titus 19.01.14 8:20pm
Titus
Ethiopia Legalise Gay Marriage in Bid to End Drought

In a drastic attempt to exploit a religious loophole, Ethiopian President Mulatu Teshome yesterday announced plans to fast-track a change in legislation which would legalise gay marriage in the...

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JamesM0316 19.01.14 8:20pm
Vulcanised Rubber
Farage Delighted That UKIP Now Has A High Enough Profile ...

for NewsBiscuit to have loads of posts taking the piss out of it...

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Titus 19.01.14 8:00pm
Titus
Ministers Set to Tell Cameron that EU Isn't Part of British Empire

Senior Tory officials were today preparing for the difficult task of convincing leader David Cameron that the 28 nations that make up the European Union do not in fact come under the governance of...

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Teenwolf 19.01.14 7:56pm
Titus
UKIP in election pairing agreement with Taliban.

Today Nigel Farage, leader of UKIP, announced a historic election pairing agreement between the party he coaxes and the Taliban, thought ot be the first trans-national political pact of it's kind....

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Al OPecia 19.01.14 7:09pm
Al OPecia
Alleged Criminal Told ... "We've Haven't Got Enough Evidence To Convict You ...

so we're going to deprive you of your liberty until you say 'Sorry' to the alleged victims."...

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Titus 19.01.14 6:46pm
Titus
UKIP a complete cult 0
Kevin the Swan 19.01.14 6:37pm
Kevin the Swan
UKIP to be recognised as a religion. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 19.01.14 6:35pm
Al OPecia
McAlpine "not as well constructed as advertised". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 19.01.14 6:34pm
Al OPecia
Chinese to fake 'fake moon landing'.

Chinese space officials today admitted that they are sending real astronauts to the moon, as it is easier than faking a moon-landing convincingly. "Modelling the low gravity on a sound stage is a...

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Last Hussar 19.01.14 6:32pm
Al OPecia
Kids benefiting from state education to hand over pocket money at school gates

Students at state schools who receive over £10 a week in pocket money will be stopped at the school gates by monitors, nicknamed 'Gove's Angels', and forced to voluntarily donate the cash to school...

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Plot126 19.01.14 6:02pm
Plot126
UKIP calls for ban on the song "It's raining men". More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 19.01.14 5:51pm
blokefromstoke
Newsbiscuit fury as UKIP go beyond parody

More to follow...

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apepper 19.01.14 5:40pm
Titus
UKIP Councillor explains warm winters on heterosexual marriages

More to follow...

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apepper 19.01.14 3:07pm
apepper
David Cameron to 'declare war on God'

There has been outcry in parliament today following the revelation, announced by David Cameron, that the Conservative party had long been intending to declare war on the public figure and global...

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MiracleFirefly 19.01.14 2:58pm
Squudge
Putin: "Some of my best political prisoners are gay" 5
Bigglesworth 19.01.14 2:40pm
Vulcanised Rubber