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Windsor dry cleaner refuses to comment on Nazi uniform request

A Windsor dry cleaner would neither confirm or deny it has been asked to clean a Nazi officer’s uniform by a red headed man who refused to give his name. But a source close to the dry cleaner...

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nickb 26.05.14 11:56am
nickb
Millwall Football Club declares Independence from EU.

Millwall Football Club, reknown for it's catchphrase chant "nobody likes us, because we're shits", has today startled the footballing world by declaring indepenence from the EU, and as a consequence,...

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Al OPecia 26.05.14 11:44am
Al OPecia
Fashion Latest- Putin Attacks Chonchita over Dress Style

"Topless is the only way " said Putin, "besides, that makeup and those shoes will never go together without a bag."...

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Dun Dunkin 26.05.14 11:03am
Dun Dunkin
Beardy Weirdies to take over Lib Dems

Lib Dems believe government is over rated and that they are more comfortable as a party with no hope of power. "People only voted for us because they knew and we knew we would never be part the...

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Dun Dunkin 26.05.14 10:55am
Dun Dunkin
Farage of criticism...

Much more soon...

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MADJEZ 26.05.14 10:48am
MADJEZ
Miley Cyrus ‘thrilled' to have tits, ass, fully functioning genitalia...

“I’m thrilled”, said the singer and former child actor, marvelling at the way her body has changed. “When I played Hannah Montana I was just another child star, and the only people who...

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Tripod 26.05.14 9:07am
Wrenfoe
Everyone but me now a Nazi, says everyone. 0
FOAD 26.05.14 9:03am
FOAD
Gove adds Mein Kamph to GCSE reading list 3
antharrison 26.05.14 9:02am
FOAD
Stop Press ...Michael Gove's Autobiography

Michael Goves Autobiography to be called. "Gerry Anderson made me the man I am"...

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Bismarck 26.05.14 8:28am
Bismarck
Stop Press ...Michael Gove's Autobiography

Michael Goves Autobiography to be called. "Gerry Anderson made me the man I am"...

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Bismarck 26.05.14 8:27am
Bismarck
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the polling booth

Apart from London and a few other spots, it seems that this is the picture...

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pinxit 26.05.14 8:00am
Squudge
EU Votes To Be Measured On The Richter Scale 0
Titus 26.05.14 7:08am
Titus
Man who shared 'money making secrets' online shocked as competitors flood market

Local man Ken Young was devastated last night after the bottom of his home working industry suddenly fell out. Young was earning around £700, 000 a year, working from home with just his laptop, in...

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ronseal 26.05.14 7:07am
Wrenfoe
Vatican uncertainty over planned Papal visit to mount Olive

hat tip to apepper...

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Robert Koch 26.05.14 6:57am
Robert Koch
Careless organic gardener declares "Peas in our thyme" 2
DorsetBoy 26.05.14 6:54am
Titus
EU Commissioners Admit Major Mistakes 'Such As, Allowing People to Elect MEPs'. 0
Titus 26.05.14 6:21am
Titus
Cat that looks like Hitler considers running in next EU election 0
sydalg 26.05.14 5:31am
sydalg
Gove plans US book cull

Michael Gove, who has harboured a long standing jealousy over the badger cull as he never gets to cull anything, has announced plans to cull American novels from young minds. He is to remove Of Mice...

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Mork 26.05.14 3:04am
Mork
Farage tells UKIP "Go back to your constituencies, and prepare for government"

Yes, I'm old enough to remember that one...

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DorsetBoy 25.05.14 11:15pm
DorsetBoy
Far-right success sees Nazis considering European reunion tour

Hopefully no more...

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James Pluside 25.05.14 10:35pm
Titus
Following UKIP coverage, 4th placed Arsenal claim Premiership "victory". 8
Sir Lupus 25.05.14 10:00pm
Al OPecia
UKIP and Front National to form Nazi Tribute band. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 25.05.14 9:59pm
Al OPecia
Massive rise in deaths by stroke as apostrophe bores drone on. 5
Al OPecia 25.05.14 9:37pm
DorsetBoy
Gove adds Lib Dem 2010 manifesto to GCSE great works of British fiction list

Despotic advocate of doing things his way and much loved education czar Mike Gove has stirred up a coalition frenzy by replacing the existing diverse thought provoking English Literature reading list...

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spoole2112 25.05.14 9:20pm
spoole2112
Catching your penis in your zipper helps put UKIP result in perspective

Medical and political experts are advising the British public to trap their genitals in a vice-like device, to enable 'a measured response' to Nigel Farage's poll success. While many in the media...

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Wrenfoe 25.05.14 8:45pm
Squudge
EU vote won by Putin 0
Dun Dunkin 25.05.14 7:44pm
Dun Dunkin
GCSEs to be replaced with Trial By Combat

The winner gets to try to pull the sword from the stone...

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Dun Dunkin 25.05.14 7:39pm
Dun Dunkin
Gove Latest -All Schools to Practice Penalty Shootouts on a Sunday

In an attempt to improve England's penalty shootout success there will be compulsory shoot out practice on a Sunday after singing songs from a new English national songbook...

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Dun Dunkin 25.05.14 7:37pm
Dun Dunkin
Putin vows to turn up the heat on Poroshenko 0
Bigglesworth 25.05.14 7:25pm
Bigglesworth
Commonwealth Torch welcome home party gets out of hand 0
custard cream 25.05.14 7:14pm
custard cream