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Eric Pickles to play Tatooine in the new Star Wars sequel. 1
Al OPecia 06.11.13 11:13pm
Ref Minor
Coalition rewrites Pompey Chimes.

Sign on Pompey,Pompey sign on...

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Zen 06.11.13 11:13pm
Zen
X-Factor demands Sam Bailey closes USB2 inter-dental iPod gap

With the prospect of Sam Bailey winning the show intended to tie unheard of nobodies into contracts which pay them nothing, X-Factor management and judges have insisted that Sam Bailey should be...

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antharrison 06.11.13 11:09pm
antharrison
Rod Stewart appointed by BAE Systems for theme tune “We’re Not Sailing” 0
Dick Everyman 06.11.13 10:15pm
Dick Everyman
Tesco face scanner offers sweeties to paedophile 4
Robopop 06.11.13 9:50pm
Sinnick
Controversy surrounding twin towers fancy dress pair becomes overblown 0
davetwojackets 06.11.13 9:48pm
davetwojackets
New dot-com startup boasts 100% growth from 1 to 2 users 0
Dumbnews 06.11.13 8:43pm
Dumbnews
Dignitas to sell Polonium mints

No more soon...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 06.11.13 7:38pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Yasser Arafat may have been poisoned by PLOnium 0
custard cream 06.11.13 7:24pm
custard cream
Busker playing Eine Kleine Nachtmusik in Salzburg surprised when Mozart joins in

Lithographic print goes viral!...

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Ian Searle 06.11.13 7:06pm
The All New Jeni B
Prime Minister's Question's Marred By…...

….Tall bloke with thick orange makeup, shouting the odds...

0
Jesse Bigg 06.11.13 5:06pm
Jesse Bigg
NASA rescue attempt for woman trapped in a decaying orbit around Eric Pickles 1
nyarlathotep 06.11.13 4:43pm
Al OPecia
Summer Event….Nudist Colony To Hold A…...

"Nice To Meet You Day."...

5
Jesse Bigg 06.11.13 4:40pm
Jesse Bigg
Lesbo presenter's Mowvember tache in carpet munching 'velcro' horror.

Now that's how to be offensive...

10
MADJEZ 06.11.13 4:13pm
FOAD
Supply Speaker "Totally loses it" at PMQ's

In extraordinary scenes, the House of Commons yesterday descended into scenes of "grave disorder" as Supply Speaker Craig Timmins, hired from an agency to replace, at short notice, the indisposed...

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blokefromstoke 06.11.13 3:56pm
Wrenfoe
Undersized Shakespearean actor dismissed as a "hamlet" 0
sydalg 06.11.13 3:47pm
sydalg
Pontefract Historical Society Adamant That 'Fracking' Didn't Begin In Their Town

…Liquorice cakes, broken bridges, yes. Fracking, no...

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Jesse Bigg 06.11.13 3:44pm
Jesse Bigg
"Rig rats, I've had a few", admits rodent-eating oil worker 0
sydalg 06.11.13 3:23pm
sydalg
Heinz CEO who doesn't eat company products hailed as "a breath of fresh air" 0
sydalg 06.11.13 3:22pm
sydalg
BAE Announces 1,775 Shipyard job losses

A case of, Up shit creek without a proverbial!...

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vanhellsink 06.11.13 3:09pm
vanhellsink
Hundreds of pictures “looted” from year two discovered by teacher of year five

They are some of the most treasured artworks ever to have been created. Take Cheryl Smythe’s “banch of FlOwaS” (sic). Described by dealers as “Acrylic on sugar paper” the vibrant and...

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nickb 06.11.13 3:03pm
nickb
Newsbiscuit backstage tour “could close” after homophobia row.

“We just wanted to say in a harmless and funny way that gay women chew carpets and have moustaches!” said a seasoned Newsbiscuiteer, one of the many behind-the-scenes folk who work tirelessly to...

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CulchaVulcha 06.11.13 2:50pm
nickb
By 2037 William Hartnell will be the best Doctor Who

With the UK's over 80's set to double and centenarians to 'increase five-fold', in just over twenty years William Hartnell will eclipse all others as the nation's favourite Time Lord. The Office for...

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Wrenfoe 06.11.13 1:47pm
Wrenfoe
Man with time on his hands makes meaningless post. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 06.11.13 1:19pm
Al OPecia
That Microsoft cyber-attack software fix in full

* Microsoft Office fix Computer = rubbish;, Software = rubbish;, command = STOP paying for software which allows hackers to steal your money;, action = throw them away;, action = buy Apple...

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John Wiltshire 06.11.13 12:47pm
John Wiltshire
Super Mario fails to catch online predators

Despite the recent success of Terre des Hommes 'Sweetie' avatar, Nintendo were forced to concede that hirsute plumbers are unlikely to be an effective ‘honey trap’ for internet paedophiles....

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Wrenfoe 06.11.13 12:18pm
Dick Everyman
Eric Pickles cast as Jabba the Hutt in new Star Wars movie

Walt Disney Films revealed today that following an open casting session in Whitehall that they have successfully filled a number of roles for the forthcoming movie Star Wars VII. Communities and...

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cinnahmon 06.11.13 12:15pm
Al OPecia
Captain Philomena

The true story of skipper of the US-flagged MV Meerkat Alexandar, a world-weary political journalist hijacked in 2009 who picks up the story of a woman's search for her son, a Somali pirate who was...

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Ian Searle 06.11.13 10:18am
Dick Everyman
Cunning Plan: It's Actually Cheaper To Pay The Indians To Launch Mars Mission 1
Titus 06.11.13 10:11am
Dick Everyman
Poltergeist activity in glue factory put down to high spirits. 4
sredni vashta 06.11.13 10:09am
Dick Everyman