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IPCC Gives Police Green Light on "Crusty Bashing" 0
Svendo 2 years
No hitch as couple ties knot 0
MrChigleysAunt 2 years
Crime hits 1 in 4 children - Police only hitting 1 in 10 0
Rorschach 2 years

Unless they're from Seattle, where it's 1 in 2...
BP confirm that paper-towel absorbtion only works with Crisp n' Dry. 0
MightyBlair 2 years

Concerns over fire force company to consider covering the Gulf of Mexico with a giant wet tea-towel...
South Africans fans stop blowing their own trumpets 0
Oxbridge 2 years
Venezuelan ambassador apologises for making strange noise at football match. 0
riesler 2 years
'Terror cameras' to be fitted with burkhas to monitor Birmingham Muslims 0
Scroat 2 years
British Tinnitus Association 'delighted' that everyone can hear the buzzing. 2
MightyBlair 2 years

Charity to champion 'Tinnitus Awareness Week' with sponsorship from the South African Vuvuzela Company...
'Adults want complex, disturbing TV' says comedy panel-show host Stephen Fry 4
QorbeQ 2 years
Wimbledon to introduce intimate body searches to enforce vuvuzela ban 1
Rorschach 2 years

"The Lawn Tennis Club would like to thank Ms Price for bringing this security loophole to our attention"...
HSBC 'sorry' after ATM advice slip tells women to 'lose weight, fatty'. 0
MightyBlair 2 years

Second such incident in a week for prominent bank, after man told to 'grow a pair of balls, you pansy'...
South Africa introduced to human rights by dutch beer company 0
4ty2 2 years

FIFA has to be congratulated on dealing with those threats under the illegal advertising act as the local population is likely to accept the fact that you have to pay a lot of dosh to the guys in...
'Fahrenheit 9/11' director addresses perplexed Scottish Parliament 0
QorbeQ 2 years

Moore soon...
Nick Clegg serious case review clears social workers 0
afternoonslow 2 years

Safeguarding Hapless MPs board finds Kirklees council staff could not have foreseen abduction by Tories Social workers could not have foreseen the abduction of Nick Clegg by the Tories, a case...
Dog 'devastated' by news that no longer man's best friend. 0
MightyBlair 2 years
World cup underdogs under intense pressure to deliver expected upset 1
Dumbnews 2 years
Statue of Jesus goes up in smoke: 'It wasn't an act of mine', says God 0
PluckyMunky 2 years

Insurers may have to pay out, after all, after God says: 'Don't look at me, thank you!' http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/us_and_canada/10331358.stm...
Portugal to call in NATO airstrike against North Korean football defenses 0
Dumbnews 2 years
Vast mineral resources in Afghainstan turns out to be mostly unexploded ordnance 0
Dumbnews 2 years
Apple release device that lets you listen to music for free, called a radio 0
Dumbnews 2 years
Brick and mortar retailers entice customers with Avatar-like 3D product displays 0
Dumbnews 2 years
Google develop new random number generator based on outcome of World Cup matches 0
Dumbnews 2 years
Seattle police to review training after girl punched 0
arrghgarry 2 years

does not go down .Sgt Mike Battersby admitted he was really disappointed with the first strike because the jaywalker was still standing.If she had gone down the officer could have then attacked her...
Obama now orders BP to sto giving Nectar points 0
arthurminnit 2 years
Scientists discover Martians enjoy eating "Earth Bars." 1
kaisercasino 2 years

A study into the Martian surface revealed some shocking truth's about the people of the planet- their choice of confectionery seems to be a strange parallel to that of ours on Earth. However,...
BBC Radio 4: A Load of Old Bollocks in 100 episodes 2
afternoonslow 2 years

027 Statue of Neil MacGregor, Director of the British Museum, Duration:15 mins Sculpture of a half-arsed man, rearing over a dead Greek Carved out of bronze around BC, these beautiful figures...
President Obama holds BP to ransom for Twenty billion dollars.. hahahaha 0
MADJEZ 2 years

President originally wanted $1million before being told that wasn't much money any more. http://coto2.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/dr-evil2.jpg...
Inventor of vuvuzeler reveals he used Wayne Rooney's ears to model it on. 0
Basil_B 2 years
MSP quits Holyrood role after accidentally calling minger 'attractive' 0
QorbeQ 2 years

'Really sorry, I must be blind, she was fuck ugly -- you need someone with better judgement on the committee'...
Doncaster the focus of Another Bloody Sunday inquiry 0
Mr.3374 2 years

Look it up on you tube...