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Chuggers to get proper dance lessons 1
Dick Everyman 3 years

Charity street collectors, affectionately known as Chuggers are to be given professional dancing instruction following a barrage of complaints from disgruntled shoppers. Professional choreographers...

Exam mistakes - Liverpool schools multiple choice question options - A,A,A,A,A 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Only 75% get it right...

McDonalds inspires festival to ban Morrissey 0
simonjmr 3 years
"Storm in a D cup" as Doncaster rovers sacks lingerie wearing mascot 0
simonjmr 3 years
President of web porn publishers tells members to create engorging content 0
ronseal 3 years
Archbishop’s attack on David Cameron dismissed as ‘bish bash posh’ 0
Qoxiivi 3 years
Pratchett denies he is Archbishop after flat-earth fantasy confusion 0
pere floza 3 years

the other one on this here is of course better but I can't help noticing the uncanny resemblance. Except one of them is nice...

Govt viewed with 'widespread suspicion' claims strange bearded man wearing dress 1
Ludicity 3 years
Pat Benatar urges Gaddafi to stop using sex as a weapon. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More dodgy 80s tunes soon...

Conspiracy theorists are all a conspiracy 0
Dick Everyman 3 years

A major piece of research by WikiCon, the world’s leading authority on conspiracy theories has revealed that conspiracy theorists are in fact in the employ of the world’s top super powers. The...

Exclusive! Extract from tonight's 'Prince Philip at 90' with Fiona Bruce 1
John Wiltshire 3 years

We have been fortunate to have been given a preview of tonight's interview of Prince Philip by Fiona Bruce. FB: Good evening, sir., PP: I say, come in this little room over here, my dear, it's...

Lib Dem party goes into deep sleep 1
simonjmr 3 years

The UK Liberal Democrat party which is heading for a devasting implosion, has been put into hibernation by its Coalition controllers. The command was sent from Downing Street on Wednesday,...

Archbishop of Banterbury criticises coalition policies! 0
DiY 3 years

The Archbishop of Banterbury has warned that the government is committing Britain to "radical, long-term policies for which no-one voted"., Writing in the New Statesman magazine, Dr Rowing Williams...

Tabloid delight as Carole Phwoarderman named female ‘Rear of the Year’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Ofqual asked to compare and contrast, with examples, errors in exam papers 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Wayne Rooney denies Barnet transfer 7
Iamthestig 3 years
Kelly Death wishes to be disassociated with Iraq inquiry suicide 0
simonjmr 3 years
Prince Philip ruins 90th birthday party by behaving impeccably 0
FraserWords 3 years

Embarrassing gaffes later...

Supermarkets to crack down on disabled customers using BMW parking bays 10
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

UK supermarket giants including Morrison’s, Tesco and Aldi have vowed to do what they can to stop the rise of so called ‘BMW badge abuse’. All supermarkets have been required for many years to...

Prince Harry wins Leer of the Year contest 0
FraserWords 3 years

Prince Harry was today celebrating his surprise victory in the coveted ‘Leer of the Year’ title, defeating hot favourite Ryan Giggs thanks to his work with Royal Wedding stunner Pippa Middleton.,...

Coalition condemns 'frightening' Archbishop of Canterbury. 2
be reasonable 3 years
Coalition bashes Bishop. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 3 years

Someone had to do it, I'd thought I'd get it out of the way so that we can all move on. And I've given myself 1 star, because there is no "zero stars" button...

83-year-old woman “unimpressed” with ‘what they can do nowadays’ 9
Qoxiivi 3 years

The entire IT sector has been thrown into crisis after Irene Elcombe, a pensioner from East Cowes on the Isle of Wight, expressed her distinct indifference at over 40 years of exponential...

Vorderman wins 'rear of the year'. 1
be reasonable 3 years

Giggs wins 'arse of the year"...

Matt Prior handed reprimand, which he then threw out the window 3
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Ass takes out injunction banning comparisons with 'the law'. 2
Ironduke 3 years
Doctors call Europe's eColi outbreak "Great Bowel Shift" 3
rikkor 3 years
US reveals Al Quaida cone plot. 17
LostLad 3 years

US sources say today that information gathered from the Abbottabad hidehout of Osama Bin Laden shows that Al Quaida were in the advanced planning stages of a plot to economically cripple the UK by...

Newsagents organise Smutwalk in protest against internet porn : REWORK 3
simonjmr 3 years

UK Newsagents are facing financial ruin, due to free porn that is widely available on the internet. Over the last 12 years sales of over the counter grot and jazz mags have declined due to the growth...

eColi outbreak finally pinned to rimming in German Scheiße movies. 11
SingingHinny 3 years