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'Vaginal infection due to poorly washed fig leaf' insists Eve 0
jp1885 2 years

More soon (Based very loosely on Qorbeq's recent one-liner)...
Halal and Kosher butcher's job swap initiative 'not the success we expected' 1
jp1885 2 years
Chicken hospitalised after 'thoughtless' grain spill on other side of road 3
QorbeQ 2 years
The WI to run Holloway prison under new Government Plans 0
simonjmr 2 years

Jam and Jerusalem ethos to be applied to correctional facilities under the management of the WI. More soon...
Tachyon crosses road because it was already there 0
andhrimnir 2 years
Deputy PM denies encouraging Heather Mills to steal prosthetic limb 3
dicky37 2 years

"I was just introducing myself" explained Nick Clegg...
Stand up comedian admits he is hopeless at self deprcating humoyur 0
arrghgarry 2 years

and spelling...
Lacklustre sports day 'badly hampers future Olympic success' says 2012 chairman 0
QorbeQ 2 years

Lord Coe, chairman of the London 2012 organising committee, has formally denounced the current state of sports education in the UK following a fact-finding visit in Herefordshire. Attending the...
Turks and Kurds in quandry over what to call themselves following unification 0
edward hack 2 years

Brickbats soon...
Dwarf mothers looking for work, to get minimum wage... 0
Iamthestig 2 years
Americans award Blair peace prize to prove they do 'get' irony. 2
Chip Paper 2 years
Prisoners to be offered 'shitty job that just covers mortgage' sentence option 6
StoopyDeGunt 2 years

Offenders are to be offered an alternative to incarceration. Instead they can be sentenced to a shitty unrewarding job, with a bullying boss who takes out his self loathing on underlings, for a...
Sleeping beauty 'skitty, but tired' after caffeinated drinks binge 0
QorbeQ 2 years

Handsome prince 'not impressed'...
US to honour Tony Blair with prestigious appease prize 1
StoopyDeGunt 2 years
Rise in fox attacks 'no great suprise' say chickens 1
jp1885 2 years
I hate England says John Bull 0
Dun Dunkin 2 years

'I think i would rather be French', he said...
Chabliban Still Hungover from Previous Uprising 0
afternoonslow 2 years

http://amysrobot.com/files/the_hangover.JPG Speaking from his secret hideout somewhere on the Côte de Lecher, Mullah Tallulla, the Premier Cru amongst Chaliban warriors, today declined to attack...
BP accused of leaking news of its former chief’s government post 0
Duncan Biscuit 2 years
Christian Ronaldo’s name added to bone marrow register 0
Duncan Biscuit 2 years
Blair to share US peace medal with Osama Bin Laden 0
Duncan Biscuit 2 years
Tate and Lyle denies offering sweeteners to sell its sugar business 0
Duncan Biscuit 2 years
Spy missing after he fails to report back to police station. 0
Ostsee 2 years

Laugh. I thought my pants would never dry...
BBC celebrity chefs forced to reveal celery 0
dicky37 2 years

[More soon]...
Man appeals to Court of Human Rights to repeal Law of Gravity 0
brownpaperreporter 2 years

after being told to keep his feet on the ground...
Evicted dragon to sue entrepreneur "squatters" 0
dicky37 2 years

A mythical beast that returned home to find its den invaded by TV cameras, self-made millionaires and crackpot inventors is to begin legal proceedings against Peter Jones, Theo Paphitis, Duncan...
Strike Me, Sweet Sadist, How Kind Thou Art 0
afternoonslow 2 years

Does one have to be a sadist to wish to govern? To those schooled at Eaton & Westminster, such a naive question would mark one out instantly as an Oik.but today the boring old Death By a...
Cartographical crisis after Gulf of Mexico renamed 'Dead, Black Sea' 4
MightyBlair 2 years
Quango Promoting Sex Ed’ for 5-Year Olds 0
rusty 2 years

In what has got to be their most morally-questionable and asinine scheme to date, the Government’s controversial health watchdog NICE - the National Institute for Clinical Eccentricity – whose...
Man to be awarded medal for suntan. 0
Dun Dunkin 2 years

International speaker Anthony Blagger has been awarded an American medal for having a suntan and an atlantic accent.Mr Blagger, who says he talks to God, fits in some part time peace making in his...
45 year old married man with children denies he is a mother fucker . 0
arrghgarry 2 years

more to come ...