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School boy praised for skirt protest but wearing a basque was going too far 0
Basil_B 3 years
Delia releases new book entitled 'How to Drink' 0
3 years
Libyan rebels take key airport 0
Basil_B 3 years

but fail to take planes because of none of them had a boarding pass...

Local man unsatisfied with coolness of his tatoos 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Pushy passer by revealed to be Terry Pratchett 0
Screenie 3 years
Playground manufacturer reports the economic climate is "swings & roundabouts". 0
MC One R 3 years
Brits complain that Paralympic tickets will cost them "an arm and a leg" 2
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Sarah Ferguson complains about Royal wedding snub on TV. 1
Basil_B 3 years

Palace comment ' sorry Sarah but Westminster Abbey had got enough gargoyles already, thankyou'...

Spot fine, mum Sally a bit tired 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Police to target George Michael for careless driving and whispering offences. 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Salmond Regretting Independence Promise 1
lord_wingnut 3 years

Sources close to Alex Salmond revealed he left a meeting last night "white-faced, sweating and visibly shaken" after colleagues eventually "got it into his fat, pasty head" that he would no longer be...

One year on Brown still confident of forming a coalition. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Pakistan confirms Abbottabad was Royal honeymoon destination 3
roybland 3 years

Prince William and his new wife Catherine planned to spend their honeymoon at Abbottabad, a lush and secluded retreat for the famous, situated in Pakistan's beautiful Orash Valley.,  , A Palace...

'Slutwalks' protest attracts record crowds 11
3 years

A so-called 'Slutwalk', in protest at comments blaming women who dress provocatively for sexual assaults, attracted record crowds to central London today. The scantily dressed women, aged between 23...

Boris Johnson happy that ticket prices for Paralympics won’t ‘cripple’ Londoners 0
Qoxiivi 3 years
Suspected Dr Who plot-leaks actually primary school child’s English homework 0
Qoxiivi 3 years
Stephen Moffat blames Samoa for leaking Dr Who plots of episodes not yet written 0
bonjonelson 3 years
AOL struggling to oust ex-employees 14
Screenie 3 years

Internet firm AOL is attempting to cut nine hundred jobs, however it is having difficulty in removing the ex-employees from the building. "We thought we had got rid of them", reported AOL's head of...

Two of life's greatest questions answered 21
Screenie 3 years

As tree falling in woods lands on Schrödinger's cat...

Parking chaos outside many dry cleaners as drivers seek to avoid spot fines 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Investigation reveals Dr Who plots were leaked tomorrow 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Language reported as terrible as MSP's swear in for new parliament. 0
Basil_B 3 years

'F*ckin this, f*ckin that' said Alex F*ckin Salmond...

International terrorism: all fun and games until someone loses an eye 7
ResidentAlien 3 years

More tasteless news comment soon...

Male executives keen for women above glass ceiling 'provided they wear skirts' 3
QorbeQ 3 years

. [Prompted by jp1885's Max Mosley / glass door headline]...

Super-glue injunctions make rumours stick... 0
be reasonable 3 years
Bin Laden's sons denounce arbitrary killing of 3000 people in New York... 0
be reasonable 3 years

more hypocrisy soon...

Julian Assange wishes he'd thought of using a super injunction 0
simonjmr 3 years
European butterfly species to be sued by Mississipi flood victims 2
Mr Payne 3 years

Hat tip to Schrodinger post...

White House admits to McCain, Palin sex tape revelations 6
ResidentAlien 3 years

“It was probably one of the most anxiety-filled periods of time, I think, in the lives of the people who were assembled here yesterday,” spokesman John Brennan said. “The minutes passed like...

Wayne Rooney asks Downton star to negotiate final price for his new car. 2
DrTurmoil 3 years

Too subtle/tangential/illegal/unfunny?? If somebody was proved to be good at getting something Rooney'd already paid for at a much lower price, he might therefore ask that person whoever they may be...