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John Terry regrets being lost in Birmingham: "Fucking Black Country" 1
Sinnick 11.07.12 10:41am
Saudi women demand Olympic places, all qualify for the high jump 0
medici2471 11.07.12 10:14am
Police defend cattling tactics used on dairy farm protestors

mooooooore soon...

ianslat 11.07.12 10:12am
"Top athletes do not win by eating burgers, chips & cola, or binge drinking"

Wales Chief Medical Office claim strongly refuted by Phil the Power Taylor...

simonjmr 11.07.12 9:30am
Many injured in stampede to make sure Chris Moyles actually leaves Radio 1 0
simonjmr 11.07.12 9:25am
John Terry evidence throws nation into chaos

Britain's normal daily routine was totally disrupted yesterday when Radio 4 listers up and down the country mistook a recording of John Terry's evidence at Westminster Magistrates' Court for the...

Scroat 12.07.12 10:08pm
Discovery of Jesus’ personal file reveals bereavement leave scam (edited repost)

In a stunning development, archaeologists have found Jesus’ personal file from his job as an evangelical carpentry tutor with the Jerusalem Nailers. Initial indications are that Jesus’ “Mr...

Yikes 11.07.12 9:08am
Chris Moyles quits Radio 1 breakfast show to spend more time with his ego. 0
wallster 11.07.12 8:58am
Inventor of sliced bread admits he owes it all to inventor of the breadknife. 0
weematt 11.07.12 8:20am
Bishops stand firm and get relief as CoE delays introduction of women. 0
weematt 11.07.12 8:08am
Queen to appear in "Who Do You Think You Are?" Jubilee special

Buckingham Palace and the producers of "Who Do You Think You Are?" have announced that the Queen will appear in a special edition to mark her Diamond Jubilee. The popular genealogy TV show will take...

DorsetBoy 11.07.12 9:02pm
Church of England delays vote on whether or not it is indecisive

The General Synod of the Church of England has today decided to delay the final vote on whether or not it is indecisive, so that a late amendment to the legislation could be further considered. The...

harristhenerd 10.07.12 11:35pm
Andy Carroll Shock Transfer Target For… Well, Anyone

Experts were confounded last night as it emerged that managers [yes,as in plural] are looking at Andy Carroll to improve their squads.s ‘The manager gets a nice severance packaged if he’s sacked...

Hooch 10.07.12 11:17pm
Police search for fresh evidence in 'Tetrapak' mystery death

House sealed to avoid contamination of possible crime scene...

charlieworth 10.07.12 11:06pm
3 Islamic men held over terrorism incident outside Sheffield.

216 Virgins in Leeds Nick eager for sex with them. if being sent to Leeds wasn't bad enough!...

RickH 11.07.12 3:37pm
Time Lords Reform "could be retrospective"

MP's of all parties hit out at plans to reform Time Lords retroactively,  with new measures coming into effect as early as 1893.  But supporters said reform could prevent the second chamber ever...

nickb 10.07.12 10:53pm
The All New Jeni B
Top banker tried to 'fix' appointment of Mary Poppins 1
Mandy Lifeboat 11.07.12 5:09pm
Lance Armstrong launches range of 'Livestrong' torniquets and needles 0
10.07.12 8:19pm
50 Shades book is 'about coal'

A new book trilogy, 50 Shades of Grey, by Cecilia Postlethwaite, has proved a massive hit. The book centres on the subservient relationship between a wife, her middle-aged husband and his...

Mark Gregory 10.07.12 8:09pm
Mark Gregory
Diamond downgraded to Graphite

Barclays have become a carbon copy of all the other banks...

Gary Baldy 10.07.12 8:02pm
Gary Baldy
Libor scandal: Bob Diamond 'dismayed' by being found out. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 10.07.12 7:51pm
Al OPecia
John Terry Worried Court Case "Might Be Jewish Conspiracy" 0
thisisall1word 10.07.12 7:51pm
“Higgs is a Bozo”, claims angry clown.

A retired circus clown yesterday claimed that Professor Peter Higgs, the renowned physics professor, had stolen his idea for the elusive “God particle”. Bozo the Clown, excitedly told us last...

NewCriminal 10.07.12 6:29pm
Terry plays post-modern irony in defence...

Kierkegaard and Nietszche join team in mid-field...

Miss Hegas 10.07.12 6:07pm
Miss Hegas
Officer Dibell shooting, police call off hunt for Top Cat.

More over the line stuff soon...

MADJEZ 10.07.12 7:34pm
George Osborne 'prepared to admit he's a bounder'

Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne may be prepared to admit he's 'a bounder' in his row wifh Ed Balls. Balls has demanded an apology over Osborne's accusation that he was complicit in the...

roybland 10.07.12 5:53pm
Terry Johnson, 4, put on naughty step after "smelly poo-head" slur

The trial of Terry Johnson. aged 4, began at Little Scamps Nursery in Nuneaton this afternoon after an alleged name calling incident during a game of "tag" earlier this morning. An unnamed member of...

LittleSpender 02.10.12 8:59am
Torch relay streaker witnesses fail to see his point 1
charlies_hat 10.07.12 8:15pm
Gary Baldy
An Idiot's Guide to ... Canada

As the old song goes, "It's big, it's bare, it's somewhere over there". This sums up succinctly what most people feel about the great nation of Canada. Well, we are here to help, with our rough guide...

seymour totti 17.07.12 9:15am
Katie Holmes get custody of senses

Katie Holmes is to have custody of her senses; her lawyer explained that, "Having recently come across her senses, having lost them for a few years, she is determined to keep hold of them."...

apepper 10.07.12 2:06pm