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Government to introduce Herod plan to reduce childcare cost 0
apepper 3 years

The government is expected to introduce the controversial Herod plan to reduce childcare costs. "For families with one child, we expect costs to be slashed.", said a spokesman...

Family of remote control inventor fighting over possesion of body. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
Robot fish caught and served with computer chips 3
V Riddoch 3 years

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New monopoly edition to feature community trigger square 0
V Riddoch 3 years

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Zara Phillips horse already for sale on Ebay 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Inventor of DIY says the idea came to him shortly after puberty. 0
weematt 3 years
Di Matteo denies "cynical gardening" at Chelsea Flower Show. 0
nickb 3 years

Members of Chelsea's elite gardening squad are at the centre of a flurry of potentially damaging allegations related to their conduct at the RHS Chelsea Flower Show. These include dangerous pruning...

UK banking system to be taken off state benefits and forced to work. 0
Thor 3 years
Merkel to reintroduce DeutschMark to stabilise economy and end the Euro crisis 0
4ty2 3 years

and declares the pound to be half a kilogram...

ASBOs to be scrapped to stop them being sold on Ebay 1
ianslat 3 years

Home Secretary Theresa May has announced that ASBOs will be phased out in response to public criticism that recipients are selling them on Ebay. ‘Being nominated for an ASBO should be seen as an...

Great British Menu wins award for "most amount of obscure 2012 references" 0
quango 3 years
People selling Olympic flames on Ebay 8
apepper 3 years

Olympic torch bearers have created controversy by placing Olympic flames on Ebay. "I sold the torch and got quite a wad so I thought, why not the flame? I used the torch to light the gas hob and...

Scientists name a new species of talking primate – the Articulated Loris 3
Sinnick 3 years
NICE guidance recommends 'having sex' as most effective infertility treatment 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Tesco launch 'space home delivery' service 0
Perks 3 years

With the first commercial cargo ship heading for the International Space Station (ISS), Tesco has announced the launch of it’s own ‘space home delivery service’. This will allow the crew aboard...

Roman Abramovich sacks Roman Abramovich 5
seymour totti 3 years

Following Chelsea's Champions League success, Roman Abramovich has fired himself. "It has become something of a tradition that someone gets sacked when our Champions League campaign comes to an end....

Obama tells Cameron to "give him 3 rings" to say he's home safely 2
seymour totti 3 years

At the recent G8 summit, Britain’s 'special relationship' with America rose to new levels when Barack Obama told David Cameron to "give him 3 rings" to say he'd made it back to the hotel safely....

Cat left homeless after metal thieves steal hot tin roof 0
Underconstruction 3 years
Camera crews threaten to televise Diamond Jubilee in sick pay dispute stunt 1
Skylarking 3 years
Community trigger plans in chaos after six people complain about Theresa May 0
Underconstruction 3 years
New Chelsea home shirt will incorporate sown-on winners medal 0
Underconstruction 3 years

Chelsea Football Club have unveiled the latest weapon in their quest for global domination, in the form of a shirt which already has a winners medal attached., Fans have been snapping up the...

Trucker Barry Wilson completes day 35 of the Olympic Breakfast relay. 8
wallster 3 years

Barry Wilson from Rotherham has just completed day 35 of his London 2012 Olympic Breakfast relay. The 43 year old delivery driver is on a 70 day tour of the UK, stopping at every Little Chef en...

BBC ‘Fountain Pen’ story proves skiving workers will “literally read anything" 1
grumblechops 3 years

Currently at number three on the ‘Most Read’ list, the BBC’s piece on the rising popularity of fountain pens is being quoted by commentators as conclusive evidence that UK workers are prepared...

‘Community trigger’ to be used to fire ‘community rubber bullets’ 0
ianslat 3 years
I miss Kim greatly but must move on - Korean leader's widow speaks 1
Drylaw 3 years
Tunbridge Wells fuels first ever whinge-turbines with record levels of outrage 7
Skylarking 3 years

The Coalition Government has hailed the country’s first ever ‘whinge-farm’ a huge success. The first four whinge-generation turbines are currently being trialled just outside Tunbridge Wells in...

2013 Grammy's Obituary list nearing dangerous levels and still 8 months to go 0
simonjmr 3 years

"2013 's Grammy Awards are looking to be completely consumed by the Obituaries Montage, there have been so many deaths in recent months that we are in danger of the Obituary section taking over...

Trident Submarines to be used to provide nuclear energy. Quickly. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Daily Mail: Anti-cancer drugs can prevent cancer 0
apepper 3 years

Doctors have revealed that anti-cancer treatments can be effective against cancer. One doctor explained; "For years, I've been following sensible Daily Mail advice and told patients to simultaneously...

Just William carries the Olympic torch through Taunton. 0
Ian Searle 3 years