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| Ray Bann to rename sunglasses as "Letching Specs" for men | 0 |  |
simonjmr | 2 years |
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Ray Bann to sponsor "Tit Tuesday" as part of the launch campaign... |
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| If you're driving close enough to read this sign, you think I'm a prat. | 1 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 2 years |
| Daring theatre company to stage 'Eyre in a G-String' | 0 | |
dicky37 | 2 years |
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'Bronte in Brief', the experimental theatre troupe famous for actors performing in revealing lingerie today unveiled its newest project, a reworking of Jane Eyre. Eyre in a G-String marks the... |
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| Brown "the clown" left to sweat over England selection | 0 | |
TerribleTim | 2 years |
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Tabloid journalist Mike Brown today spoke in defence of his performance following a disastrous review of Saturdays crunch match between England and the United States. Brown “the clown” as he has... |
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| Draconians hail halt to vetting | 0 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 2 years |
| Sex in the City DVD 'will cost an extra fiver if you want it bareback say Amazon | 0 | |
edward hack | 2 years |
| Doctor Who assistant 'could be sexier' says fan society | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
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Doctor Who fans have given their unanimous support to actress Karen Gillan as she defended the sexiness of her character Amy Pond. Some viewers have gone so far as to request that the 22-year-old... |
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| Dr Who producers deny Dr Who story denial story, just cheap Dr Who publicity | 1 | |
Rorschach | 2 years |
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The BBC issued a statement today denying that their earlier story denying that the latest Dr Who’s assistant is just ‘too sexy’ was just a shallow attempt at publicity. The statement read,,... |
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| British Mii stag groups banned from Wii Resort during party season. | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 2 years |
| Shaolin monks ejected from World Cup Match accused of advertising beer | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 2 years |
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FIFA ejected 36 Shaolin monk football fans from a World Cup match for wearing their distinctive orange robe. They claimed the robes were made by a Bavarian beer company and, despite the outfits... |
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| BP Refused 0% Finance On New LCD TV Due To Change In Credit Rating | 0 | |
Svendo | 2 years |
| Marcel Marceau Speaks Out Over Blip The Clown Exit | 8 | |
Svendo | 2 years |
| Scientists announce new more complex particles to confuse public | 1 | |
gregle | 2 years |
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In response to increasing public interest and awareness regarding the most advanced scientific theories, scientists have today announced the probable existence of even more complicated particles the... |
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| Universe Not Made of Custard Shock | 0 | |
Doctor Moptop | 2 years |
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British scientists have claimed that the method used to calculate absolutely everything may be wrong. The universe is chock-a-block with planets, stars, asteroids and gas - but despite obvious... |
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| World Cup Offer : 7 inch LCD TV | 0 | |
simonjmr | 2 years |
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Recreate the Big Screen experience by buying a small 7 inch TV but sitting really really close to it. More soon... |
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| Daily Mail wades into vuvuzela debate; 'UK Facing Horn Hygiene Terror Threat' | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
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Xenophobia, AIDS, MRSA, immigrants, NHS resources, etc. More soon... |
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| Bloody Sunday report sparks riots in Londonderry | 0 | |
Scroat | 2 years |
| Bloody Sunday Inquiry Reveals "Not A Bad Song" Verdict | 0 | |
Svendo | 2 years |
| Bankers applaud 'fairness' of likely cuts in public service pensions | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
| Liverpool steals 'England's lowest area' crown from East Anglia | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
| Dyslexic sports fan eagerly awaits arrival of vulvas at UK sports grounds | 2 | |
simonjmr | 2 years |
| 'I wasn't really going bald' admits Charlton | 2 | |
edward hack | 2 years |
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Former England midfield maestro Sir Bobby Charlton has revealled for the first time that during his top flight playing days he was never actually going bald., Apparently, his trademark comb-over was... |
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| Nightmare vision for Europe as EU chief warns 'Democracy Could Appear' in Greece | 2 | |
afternoonslow | 2 years |
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EU begin emergency billion-pound Millstone for Spain. Countries in debt may fall to Electors, EC chief warns 'Apocalyptic' vision as some states run out of money Democracy could ‘Breakout’ in... |
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| 'Wind changed at school one day' claims Lloyd-Webber | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
| MSN develops set of emotions to send to people you dont like "Smiley Faeces" | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 2 years |
| Depressive alcoholic drug-user Gascoigne foolishly lets woman drive his car | 0 | |
Oxbridge | 2 years |
| Prince Harry excited to be taking part in colonic irrigation project in Africa | 1 | |
edward hack | 2 years |
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'soon be up and running' say Buckhouse, 'we should never forget the Colonies and all they did for us' said the half-wit Prince... |
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| Murdoch makes offer for the minds and souls he does not already own | 1 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Calls for public inquiry into why Bloody Sunday Inquiry took so bloody long | 0 | |
Ludicity | 2 years |
| Coalition could cause ministerial pension costs to double in next five years | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
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