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|David and Victoria announce first child to be called Brooklyn||2||
|Bill Roach had sex with over 1000 women; some non-imaginary||1||
More to follow...
|Cash bypasses marketing executives and gets wasted on poor people - shock!||12||
As much as 10p in every pound of charity donations is being syphoned away from marketing executives and is turned into food for poor foreigners, many of who have zero brand recognition, reports...
|Introducing: The George Michael Special Edition Mercedes||0||
||Zadok the second||3 years|
The most exclusive Mercedes C-Class ever has been designed exclusively to meet the needs of a discerning 80s popstar. Nicknamed the Fatherfigure, the GM230 is unique. Boasting four extra ashtrays...
|Hitler's faked orgasms exposed.||0||
|U2 lawyers refuse to act pro bono||0||
|Sunday trading laws scrapped in effort to reduce catholic child abuse||0||
|Budget News: Stephanie Flanders' eyebrows up by a further 30%||0||
|Civil List to be renamed Hereditary Benefits and paid by giro||0||
|Budget News: Eric Pickles to be reduced by 20% from April 2012||0||
|"Love thy neighbours" says woman whose neighbours live two miles away||0||
In a rare address to mark her diamond jubilee, the Queen urged everyone to embrace their neighbours, 'even if they live a good half hour's walk away, like mine.' In a ceremony at Westminster Hall,...
|Failed Apiarist had no Plan Bee||5||
Muamba told Torres scored twice, how long have I been out he asks...
|Homeopathy in crisis after water loses its memory||9||
|Richard Branson's VI and V2 missiles are heading for London||1||
A re-work of yesterday's War & Peace length sub. Any comments appreciated. Ta Transport Minister Norman Baker has announced that Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic is the preferred bidder for...
|Sunday "worship" change for Games||0||
|Cabinet Ministers bang the table as secretaries and 'friends' not available||0||
||Mandy Lifeboat||3 years|
|HOT CROSS BUNS PRICE FIXING SCANDAL||0||
||Roger Povey||3 years|
Christians are being tricked and left confused about the recommended retail price of their favourite symbolic Easter treat. Hot Cross Buns are commonly advertised as being one a penny, two a penny....
|Illegal blogging worth billions claim World Bank||0||
Its report, Justice for Social Networks, says that most illegal blogging operations are run by organised crime, and much of the profit goes to corrupt officials. Countries affected include...
|Samantha Mumba tweets, thanks for the well wishes but I'm fine and healthy,||0||
Thanks for remembering it has been 12 years since my number 2 single More soon...
|Costa Cruises to sponsor ITV’s Titanic||0||
||Ian Searle||3 years|
|Bercow pens Diamond Jubilee anthem||3||
Picture yourself in a palace by a river, With tangerine hats and marmalade toast, Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, I'm the queen with kaleidoscope eyes Commonwealth flags of yellow...
|Australian tennis star found alive and well on new episode of Cash in the attic||3||
|Fire Brigade called to internet flame war||1||
In internet flame war was ended by Warwickshire Fire brigade last night when they where called to 35 Mercia Drive, a set of student flats in Coventry and hosed off the participants. The flame war...
|Queen 'rededicates' herself to living off the State||5||
More holidays later...
|All hands on deck for Bolton as Muamba named in squad for Blackburn||0||
|Metal thieves target George Osborne's brass neck||1||
||A Wagonload Of Monkeys||3 years|
|Channel 5 launches new Sharia Law courtroom show featuring Judge Jew-Die||4||
|Cricketers with parasites in their underwear claim it's "just a tic in the box".||0||
||seymour totti||3 years|
|Budget update: WD40 to replace HS2||2||
Chancellor George Osborne announced in his budget statement that for financial reasons the controversial high speed rail link to northerly bits of England is to be cancelled. It is to be replaced by...
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