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2015 election: Party leaders to take part in quiz shows

It was today revealed that the BBC, ITV and Sky are in the advanced planning stages for three General election quiz shows with the main party leaders in the run up to the 2015 general election. ...

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PeterB 28.09.12 8:38pm
PeterB
Teenager 'embarrassed' after parents find a Filofax under his bed

A teenage boy has today spoken of his regret and embarrassment at having his parents find a ‘Filofax’ under his bed. He has claimed he found it in the woods and has not opened it to look inside....

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Perks 28.09.12 8:11pm
Perks
story pulled

obviously far too weak for this site.. Sorry to have not bothered anyone.. regards Stan xx...

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28.09.12 2:43pm
Top Gear presenters agree to deal

The BBC have today announced that the current Top Gear presenters have agreed to deal to supplement their annual earnings. Each presenter will be given a narcotics specialism Hammond will be...

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simonjmr 28.09.12 2:43pm
simonjmr
CIA interrogations hit by decline in thrash metal bands

hat tip to Homeland...

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vertical 28.09.12 2:32pm
vertical
Dyslexic orienteerer gets lost using Apple spam 0
charlies_hat 28.09.12 2:30pm
charlies_hat
Apple apologies: maps app crap

more later...

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virtuallywill 28.09.12 2:15pm
virtuallywill
Apple admits that email whoosh sound was Steve Jobs blowing his nose 0
simonjmr 28.09.12 1:16pm
simonjmr
Revealed : Nick Clegg’s Lager Fueled Internet Trolling Sessions

Gyles Brandreth has spoken candidly about how he staged an intervention to talk Clegg into rehab for his addiction to trolling on internet chat rooms. In a center page article in the Daily Mail,...

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thesnug 28.09.12 1:01pm
PayDayPig emails are 'just spam' say cyber watchdogs 0
Dick Everyman 28.09.12 12:46pm
Dick Everyman
withdrawn

as it were....

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cinquecento 28.09.12 12:42pm
cinquecento
Jeremy Forrest expected to add debating to his maths skills

Jeremy Forrest, the teacher who was arrested for the abduction of Megan Stammers, is on his way back to face trial in the UK. When asked about the prospect of prison he said, "Maths, debating is my...

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apepper 28.09.12 12:33pm
apepper
'FA a shambles' declares man jailed for assault

Joey Barton has today come out and condemned the punishment given to John Terry for racially abusing Anton Ferdinand. ‘I got 6 months for beating up a stranger’ tweeted the ’ Marseilles...

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Perks 28.09.12 12:18pm
Perks
Sir Paul McCartney pre-booked to sing Hey Jude at Prince Philip’s funeral

The palace were pleased to announce that Sir Paul McCartney has already signed a deal to perform his crowd-pleasing classic ‘Hey Jude’ at the funeral of Prince Philip, despite the fact that...

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kimllfixit 28.09.12 12:16pm
kimllfixit
FA 'uneasy' about Terry's Chocolate Oranges 0
cinquecento 28.09.12 11:53am
cinquecento
Gay Iranian gives birth to triplets

In a surprise turn of events an Iranian man has reportedly given birth to triplets despite an announcement by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that no one is capable of giving birth through...

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Dick Everyman 28.09.12 11:35am
Dick Everyman
Residents pleased with nuclear power plant: “At least it's not a wind farm.”

Nestled deep in the heart of rural Surrey is the picturesque village of Headington. In 2008 the local community campaigned against plans to build a 30 turbine wind farm on the outskirts of the...

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Deadcode 28.09.12 11:23am
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David Cameron admits lack of knowledge over Magna Carta

Prime Minister, David Cameron, has responded to questions about Magna Carta by saying he'd never met the person. "Is she Boris's daughter?", he enquired. "I thought she was called Mea Culpa."...

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apepper 28.09.12 11:07am
apepper
Brooks' claim that PM rejected Obama call confirmed by Rebekah's records 1
medici2471 28.09.12 10:22am
medici2471
Alien abductions ‘getting pervier’

Abductions by ‘Type 1’ aliens or ‘greys’ are becoming increasingly pervy, according to an eye witness. No longer satisfied with the data garnered from a simple anal probe, many are thought to...

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28.09.12 9:39am
Rizzo
Curiosity Rover finds Asda Trolley, empty beer cans in river bed.

In startling new proof of the existance of life on Mars, Nasa's Curiosity rover has found evidence of teenage delinquents on the Red Planet., The shopping trolley, thought to have come from the...

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moanygit 28.09.12 9:26am
moanygit
First person jailed for squatting in Indian toilet

toilet humour...

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Skoob1999 28.09.12 8:59am
Skoob1999
Chief Justice clarification ignites rush to build moats

plus watchtowers, drawbridges etc...

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vertical 28.09.12 8:12am
vertical
Police statement confirms 'Kelvin McKenzie apology for an editor' 0
charlies_hat 28.09.12 8:05am
charlies_hat
Ofsted reports schoolgirls "getting easier". More soon.

Naughty Maz...

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Mary Evans 28.09.12 8:03am
Duncan Biscuit
Competition Commission asked to compare the market for car insurance 0
Duncan Biscuit 28.09.12 7:58am
Duncan Biscuit
G4S fiasco continues as it asks armed forces to supply two new directors 0
Duncan Biscuit 28.09.12 7:58am
Duncan Biscuit
McLaren to sign Andre Santos as replacement for Lewis Hamilton 0
Duncan Biscuit 28.09.12 7:57am
Duncan Biscuit
No apology possible for Kelvin MacKenzie 0
Duncan Biscuit 28.09.12 7:56am
Duncan Biscuit
Maths teacher's continental breakfast – a roll with a little honey. More soon.

It all adds up...

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NewCriminal 28.09.12 7:42am
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