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Iran Compromises On Nuclear Bomb: Agrees To Use It 'Only Just A Little Bit'. 4
Titus 08.11.13 11:49pm
Titus
Arab punches man for saying Arabs are violent 0
Dumbnews 08.11.13 11:00pm
Dumbnews
Biography reveals Old King Cole to have been a right miserable bastard 0
irreverendJ 08.11.13 10:46pm
irreverendJ
Marine's "You've Been Framed!" hopes dashed. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 08.11.13 10:46pm
deceangli
Hirsuite owner of semitic countryside animal visits rabbi; gets his hare cut

More contrived news soon...

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Smart Alex 08.11.13 5:29pm
Smart Alex
Zsa Zsa Gabor Suspect 'broke order up to 3 times before'

The suspect under police surveillance who escaped through the back door of a bakers in Keighly, West Yorkshire has broken the order restricting his movement up to 3 times before it has been revealed...

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deadstarter 08.11.13 4:42pm
deadstarter
Lack of badgers in John Lewis Christmas advert being investigated 0
custard cream 08.11.13 3:22pm
custard cream
Canada has two national flags; accused of double standards

More to follow...

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apepper 08.11.13 3:17pm
Titus
John Lewis Bear massacres cute woodland creatures.

Someone to tidy & improve please. RSPCA & DEFRA staff have been called out after filming of a much anticipated department store Christmas advert went horribly wrong. The bear featured in...

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miked10270 08.11.13 10:30am
miked10270
Alcohol testing 'Should take place at work'

I'll drink to that!...

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vanhellsink 08.11.13 10:28am
vanhellsink
Tesco face-scanners criticised for 'brutal honesty and lack of tact' - 2

Tesco is facing heavy scrutiny today after several of its new 'face-scanners' were accused of delivering 'unnecessary and offensive' suggestions to shoppers, with one woman being advised to 'add more...

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Jesus H 08.11.13 9:03am
Sinnick
"Secrets must become more secret" says Secret Service chiefs 0
nickb 08.11.13 8:52am
nickb
Sous-Chef Faces Legal Proceedings 1
Iggy Pop-Barker 08.11.13 8:45am
jimmydodger
Shocking YouTube video features someone doing nothing shocking 0
Dumbnews 08.11.13 12:56am
Dumbnews
IQ accurately measured by quick analysis of person's facebook usage 0
Dumbnews 07.11.13 11:02pm
Dumbnews
Polonius killed "by arras chap" 0
nickb 07.11.13 10:24pm
nickb
Human genome turns out to be Big Ears 2
nickb 07.11.13 10:15pm
medici2471
Pakistan Taliban name new drone target 3
medici2471 07.11.13 9:23pm
Dick Everyman
Prime Minister smoked crack-cocaine in Downing Street

Reports are circulating that David Cameron smoked crack cocaine at a late-night Downing Street meeting organized by his Aussie spin doctor, Lynton Crosby, to "put some HS2 fire in the Cameroon belly"...

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Starchy 07.11.13 8:18pm
Starchy
Woman tries to sell baby in Airport toilet

Or,as it is known in the trade: a bog standard deal...

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vanhellsink 07.11.13 8:17pm
vanhellsink
Kettle of fish doesn't want to be different any more

Tearful cauldron hits back after years of prejudice. Pot refuses to be drawn in, as he's already facing a charge of racial discrimination...

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Landfill 07.11.13 8:07pm
Jesus H
Lord Vader To Be Stripped of Peerage Following Alderaan Incident 0
deceangli 07.11.13 7:35pm
deceangli
Boris Johnson to star in X Men sequel as "Flaxen"

pictures at 1...

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blokefromstoke 07.11.13 7:32pm
deceangli
Brazil to clear browsing history

President Dilma Rousseff has been forced to call off a state visit to Washington, delete her 'special' hard drive and adopt a 'false moustache' to evade a barrage of US espionage. There is growing...

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Wrenfoe 07.11.13 7:19pm
deceangli
Jar Jar Binks convicted of murdering millions of middle-aged men’s childhoods

After a grueling wait of nearly fourteen years, Jar Jar Binks has finally been brought to justice over the savage slaughter of millions of middle-aged men’s childhoods. He is set to serve...

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TobiasBV 07.11.13 5:25pm
TobiasBV
Ssssh it's a secret as heads of C&A, BHS and M&S meet to discuss war on fashion. 0
irreverendJ 07.11.13 5:18pm
irreverendJ
ECB bowled over as interest plummets prior to Ashes Test series

The English Cricket Board compared today's news of a massive decline in interest in English cricket to being struck on 'the Crown jewels' by a fast ball from Jimmy Anderson. It was announced today...

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cinnahmon 07.11.13 5:14pm
Dick Everyman
Men who live with their parents slam latest Call of Duty as 'nothing like war'

Thousands of men who live with their parents have criticised the latest instalment of the hugely successful Call of Duty franchise today, claiming the game 'lacks the reality of real, hardcore modern...

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Jesus H 07.11.13 4:55pm
Jesus H
FBI : JFK assassination was pilot episode of "Jackass" gone tragically wrong

more from behind the grassy knoll at 1...

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blokefromstoke 07.11.13 3:22pm
cinnahmon
Man discovers he and his wife have been arguing for six days

A married man from Leeds, 33, has discovered that, quite unbeknownst to him, he and his wife have been 'feuding' for the last six days. 'To be honest,' he says, 'I don't know what to do. If I tell...

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TobiasBV 07.11.13 3:19pm
Oxbridge