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5 year old cars to be "terminated"

For many years people have compared Computer Software to cars, now the car manufacturers are biting back. Taking it's lead from major software giants such as Microsoft and Apple, General Vehicle...

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rogerg 02.02.13 4:57pm
dvo4fun
Malinese march down Champs Elysees as French accept unconditional surrender 0
Actual Size 02.02.13 3:31pm
Actual Size
Barclays CEO to waive his bonus: at the poor

Hat tip to sinnick...

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Not Amused 02.02.13 1:36pm
Sinnick
Barclays boss to wave his bonus at the poor

Loadsamoney soon...

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Not Amused 02.02.13 1:14pm
Idiot
Home office to investigate contraband snout found in prison food 4
charlies_hat 02.02.13 11:49am
dominic_mcg
George Osborne to propose new cheap accommodation for long term unemployed 0
AReader 02.02.13 11:21am
AReader
Chancellor promises to 'come down hard on soap dodgers'

In his latest bid to avoid catching tax evaders, or evade catching tax avoiders nobody is quite sure which, George Osborne has unveiled his latest plans to cut down on ‘soap dodgers’. At a press...

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Perks 02.02.13 10:28am
charlies_hat
File made of Bacon found in prison food 1
Sinnick 02.02.13 12:28am
Perks
Parliament Debate Return of Death Penalty 'for being George Osborne's parents' 0
SJM 02.02.13 12:04am
SJM
Superstition found to contain traces of bullshit. 0
Idiot 01.02.13 11:52pm
Idiot
US welcomes new bullet train programme 0
Dick Everyman 01.02.13 10:12pm
Dick Everyman
Evil Knievel "my stunts due to poor opthalmic health. My new 'Wheelie Bins' help 4
simonjmr 01.02.13 9:55pm
Titus
Incompetent killers “make us all look bad", says hitman...

Lenny ‘Fingers’ McGee, President of the Association of Assassins, Hitmen and Hired Guns lamented poor workmanship in the ‘kill someone and run away’ sector of the market. “Murdering the...

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Tripod 01.02.13 9:04pm
Titus
"Companies Should Not Pay Tax In Accordance With Law" Says Minister

"Companies must pay tax according to the tax laws which we ought to pass" insists minister. "They should not take the piss by only paying tax based on the existing laws." "One excuse is the...

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Titus 01.02.13 8:51pm
Titus
New Survey Reveals Most People Don’t Care

In a new survey, out today, 87% of the public said they couldn’t care less. The other 13% said they cared, or were undecided...

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Reg Herring 01.02.13 8:36pm
Reg Herring
Rubbish terrorist's suicide belt is wheelie bin laden 1
Perks 01.02.13 7:52pm
Squudge
Julia Bradbury preparing for a walk down to the shops

Television presenter Julia Bradbury is reported to be preparing for a walk from her home down to her local Waitrose. 'It's Julia's most ambitious project so far,' said a BBC Television spokeswoman....

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roybland 01.02.13 7:35pm
roybland
Beckham donates salary to D.Beckham Foundation 0
custard cream 01.02.13 6:51pm
custard cream
British Basketball wins on late rebound 0
custard cream 01.02.13 6:49pm
custard cream
Seabirds found covered in ambergris. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 01.02.13 6:14pm
Al OPecia
Infant school beach trip blamed for waxy substance on seabirds.

http://blog.ecycler.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ecycler-crayons.jpg...

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MADJEZ 01.02.13 5:28pm
MADJEZ
Doctors advise Dave Pelzer books should not be read by manic depressives

look it up!...

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custard cream 01.02.13 5:22pm
custard cream
TV stars Fenella and Chorlton found trashed by local residents 0
charlies_hat 01.02.13 4:55pm
charlies_hat
Skips: Are they wheelie bins ? Asks Jonathan Ross. 0
MADJEZ 01.02.13 4:23pm
MADJEZ
15,000 more convicted murderers ask for their drugs offences to be considered

[url=http://edition.cnn.com/2013/02/01/justice/illinois-prisoner-released/index.html]whoops [/url]...

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Midfield Diamond 01.02.13 4:04pm
dvo4fun
Platitudes to become available on prescription...

Doctors are being asked to cut down the number of drugs they prescribe to their patients, and offer a range of platitudes instead. Michael Morton, spokesman for the British Medical Association, said...

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Tripod 01.02.13 3:35pm
dvo4fun
Condiment reporter refuses to name his sauces 5
One Line Only 01.02.13 3:06pm
writinginbsl
Stricken birds were from “our new seabird range”, says KFC...

“The mistake was ours”, admitted Peter Schwartz, Head of Condiments at KFC. “The birds escaped from our laboratory while we were testing out some new recipes. In our efforts to ensure a...

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Tripod 01.02.13 2:52pm
Tripod
Confusion as Scrap Dealer Arrives at Pearly Gates

St Peter returns from office after checking dealer's eligibilty for admission, to find gates missing...

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Titus 01.02.13 2:46pm
Titus
Pfizer's New Windows 8 Tablets: Fast Boot Up But Auto Shutdown After 1 Hour.

Pfizer's New Windows 8 Tablets, launched this week at BETT, London, prove to be fast at booting up, but are equally quick to auto shutdown. "This has caused some embarrassment to say the least",...

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foxinthewalls 01.02.13 2:09pm
foxinthewalls