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Clarkson racist enquiry to be carried out by black people 0
Matthew S 03.05.14 8:54am
Matthew S
PSNI Frustration At Gerry Adams Insisting On Use Of Voiceover During Interviews 0
Titus 03.05.14 6:52am
Titus
Mafia Threatens To 'Remove Their Support For The Police' If Members Are Arrested

Sadly, more amnd more and more, for ever, probably...

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Titus 03.05.14 6:41am
Titus
Boko Haram 'doing a splendid job' say parents of British teens

Most parents of British teens think that Boko Haram - the Islamist group that kidnapped 200 Nigerian schoolgirls - is doing a splendid job. 'Well,' said Wolverhampton father of sixteen year-old...

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roybland 03.05.14 6:34am
Titus
Top Gear Bubble Bursts

BBC to replace it with a car show that actually reviews new cars...

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Dun Dunkin 03.05.14 5:58am
Idiot
Cure for unpronounceable pharmaceutical company names 'still distant'

Pharmaceutical companies are likely to continue to have unpronounceable names for the foreseeable future, according to researchers. 'A cure won't happen soon,' said a spokesman for Pfizer which is...

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roybland 03.05.14 3:28am
Conrod
Man gets tatoo to commemorate first time he got a tatoo 0
Dumbnews 03.05.14 2:30am
Dumbnews
Apple customer ordered to pay $119.6 million for iPhone preorder 0
Bigglesworth 03.05.14 1:22am
Bigglesworth
Last Meals on Wheels service criticised for missing deadlines 0
sydalg 03.05.14 12:27am
sydalg
Clarkson apologises for saying ‘Nigel’

Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson has “begged forgiveness” after footage emerged in which it sounded like he used the n-word. Clarkson said he'd mumbled the offensive name in a bid to obscure the...

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Dick Everyman 02.05.14 10:15pm
Paddy Berzinski
Gove - no evidence GCSE Sociopath studies 'dumbed down by coursework' in Wales

More later...

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throngsman 02.05.14 9:09pm
throngsman
Clifford Trial: Judge defends sentence as one year per centimetre 0
Ref Minor 02.05.14 7:56pm
Ref Minor
Clifford gets 2 years for assault, plus 6 more for 'rubbish interpretive dance' 0
Squudge 02.05.14 7:48pm
Squudge
BBC announces Operation Yewcock to investigate offensive behaviour by Clarkson.

The Director General has moved swiftly to avoid another Jimmy Saville-like scandal and released details of a joint enquiry with police into historic cases of offence caused by presenters. It follows...

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MADJEZ 02.05.14 6:54pm
MADJEZ
Baddiel to write book for children: NSPCC protest

no humour expected soon...

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Robert Koch 02.05.14 6:41pm
Robert Koch
UK in talks with Pfizer over the nation’s chemical reserves.

In a dramatic development for UK science, Mr Willetts has announced that the government is currently in talks with the American pharmaceutical giant Pfizer over their interest in the Nation’s...

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Robert Koch 02.05.14 6:30pm
Robert Koch
Max showered with affection 0
sydalg 02.05.14 5:27pm
sydalg
Paxman resignation in doubt as Michael Howard "threatened to overrule him"

Jeremy Paxman may be staying with Newsnight after all after rumours that Michael Howard may have threatened to overrule him. Most of next week has been set aside by the BBC in trying to discover if...

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apepper 02.05.14 5:17pm
Al OPecia
Max Clifford ordered soap on a rope before trial

he'll need it...

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camz 02.05.14 5:13pm
camz
He's serious, not jokey

His voice is rather croakey, And now he's off to pokey, That's Adams, Gerry...

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Al OPecia 02.05.14 5:09pm
Al OPecia
Muslim ladies arm themselves as metathesic imam calls for Battle of all Mothers

..infidels later more...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 02.05.14 4:52pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Guardian film critic calls for Mel Brookes to be sacked. 0
FOAD 02.05.14 4:37pm
FOAD
Dyslexic NB member asked to stop parking buses in Writers' Room 0
sydalg 02.05.14 4:29pm
sydalg
David Mellor wallows in Sanchafreude 0
sydalg 02.05.14 4:25pm
sydalg
Max Clifford to take 8 years to update his autobiography

By popular request and judge’s order, the ironically infamous PR guru is to spend a ‘little longer than expected’ fleshing out the chapters of his even more ironically titled ‘Max Clifford:...

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Wrenfoe 02.05.14 3:26pm
RobArmstrong
Top Gear in involved in race row 0
Bigglesworth 02.05.14 3:19pm
Bigglesworth
Clifford to swap celeb gossip for snout inside chokey. 0
Drylaw 02.05.14 3:17pm
Drylaw
Martin McGuiness 'a proper politician now'

In a dramatic volte-face, Martin McGuinness has today fully established his credentials as a genuine politician by focussing his attention on criticising the PSNI rather than worrying about the...

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RobArmstrong 02.05.14 3:12pm
RobArmstrong
BBC to Televise Public Hanging Drawing and Quatering of Presenter

Press the red button to order the DVD with extra commentary and bonus features of putting head on spike outside BBC TV Centre...

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Dun Dunkin 02.05.14 3:07pm
A.A.Arkwright
Below the radar nastiness competition won by man 'Only Having a Laugh'

The annual Below the Radar Nastiness Competition, contested by experts at sneaking unpleasantries into conversation, has been dramatically snatched back from the reigning champion. I'm Not Being...

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ronseal 02.05.14 3:05pm
Conrod