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Richard Branson to feature in Channel 4's 'Undercover boss' 1
antharrison 3 years
May-Bowles gets custardial sentence. More soon. 3
Al OPecia 3 years
Sun website users stolen data reveals that all victims were using IE6 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Apparently, It's Cheaper To Watch Crap Football Teams Than Decent Ones 0
thesplodge 3 years

http://thesplodge.wordpress.com/2011/08/02/apparently-its-cheaper-to-watch-crap-football-teams-than-decent-ones/...

Minister for Spotting Obvious Flaws quits as charities face crisis over cuts 0
FraserWords 3 years

The coalition government was rocked last night by the resignation of the Minister for Spotting Obvious Flaws in Arguments., Calls for the resignation of Amelia Hatstand had been mounting since she...

Last remaining cop not featured on TV makes Big Brother Bid 7
button 3 years

PC Andrew Jenkins feels isolated amongst his colleagues as he is the only remaining police officer in the country not to feature in a fly on the wall documentary. “Thanks to brilliant and...

James Blunt boosts morale of troops in Afghanistan... 13
be reasonable 3 years

by touring in Belgium. More soon...

Anagram arrested in phone hacking scandal. more soon 0
Mrblacker 3 years
Government to power Whitehall with 'Pickles on a treadmill' 0
Mrblacker 3 years

The Energy Secretary Chris Huhne's confirmed a radical plan to cut the Government's carbon emissions and it involves a cabinet colleague. In a statement, Mr Huhne says all lighting in Whitehall will...

Awkward start for new 'Dragon' Hilary Devey - "£50,000 to break someone's arms? 1
Le Creuset Fiend 3 years

"I'm out". Possibly more to follow later - depends if inspiration strikes during risotto Anyone else is more than welcome to write something along these lines though, natch! If only I could get my...

Liz Jones returns from Somalia 'feeling fat' 1
Christopher Frost 3 years
Ian Bell ordered out of Indian restaurant 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years

England cricketer Ian Bell will not be allowed back in to his local Indian restaurant following an unfortunate incident last night. He was ordered out of the Taj Mahal restaurant in Dudley, West...

George W Bush switches from Firefox to Internet Explorer 0
antharrison 3 years
Royals Shock Passengers After Bizarre Behaviour On Flight From Wedding 0
tezza 3 years

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge surprised many passengers on board a FlyBe plane when they boarded the flight in Edinburgh on their way home after the wedding of Zara Philips and Mike Tindall....

US Handball team suffers defeat at the hands of Japan 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Both May-Bowles and Gilmour in prison for defacing an old monument. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
WORLD EVENTS PATIENTLY AWAIT END TO BBC STRIKE 7
Peter749400 3 years

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44312000/jpg/_44312855_n6_skyline400.jpg World events avoided happening and formed an orderly queue last night as the strike affecting BBC journalists continued...

Pie-thrower jailed. Paedophile fined. 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Murdoch foam pie thrower jail sentence "fucking overkill" admits Magistrate 0
The Return of DroleNoel 3 years
'Heartless' man allowed to rejoin society 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Hollywood exec "we're not running out ideas"; Aliens vs Balamory script approved 0
thackaray 3 years
Over a third of school pupils in the bottom 50% says government. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Sun chiefs realise web site had been breached after story praised boffins 0
ronseal 3 years
New advertoilet technology broadcasts just in time Number twomarketing messages 7
ronseal 3 years

British businesses are wasting a massive opportunity to pester a key demographic with advertising messages - even though their target audience is at its most vulnerable. This tragic waste could be...

'Prison Turns Out To Be Pretty Shit' Says Idiots Mum 0
thesplodge 3 years

http://thesplodge.wordpress.com/2011/08/02/prison-turns-out-not-to-be-a-very-nice-place-says-idiots-mum/...

BBC to screen Swedish version of Total Wipeout 6
FraserWords 3 years

BBC is to screen a new Swedish version of Total Wipeout, which fully explores the symbolism of loud people falling into deep water in a comic fashion as a comment on the essential futility of life.,...

Newcastle statement says Barton transfer listed for behaving like a Joey 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Attempt To Make Ramadan More Fun Disapproved By Establishment 0
Textbook 3 years

Islamic spiritual leader "Wacky" Wael Alshammari, known for his unconventional sermons, has been in trouble with Saudi authorities before. "Koran? More like BORE-an, am I right? You know why they...

New ‘tea-kitty’ tax hits council employees 0
Dick Everyman 3 years

Chancellor George Osborne has today announced a proposal for a tax on local government tea-kitties. Speaking during an official visit to a Yachting conference in the South of France he said, “We...

Waitrose to open Guinea Land discount shops 2
Des and Stan 3 years

Following the success of its Essentials range, Waitrose (‘never knowingly undercharged’) is to open a chain of discount stores to compete head on with the pound shops seen on many high streets....