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BBC Fail To Meet Irritating Accent Quota 2
Wheelright 3 years

The BBC is meeting its quota for presenters who aren't very good and who have odd facial mannerisms. However, it is falling short of its target of having 50% of presenters with excrutiating,...

Surprising Behaviour by Queen in Five Live Interview 0
Drylaw 3 years

BBC radio station Five Live thought they had the scoop of the century when The Queen agreed to spend time in the studio on star presenter Nicky Campbell's show yesterday morning. Increased listening...

Rebels stop hunting for Muammar Gaddafi between 5.30 am and 7.00 am 0
Mother 3 years

because first thing in the morning, most people look like that...

Filey Scarecrow Festival Passes Off Without Trouble 0
Aberdeen Correspondent 3 years

Community leaders expressed relief as the town’s annual Scarecrow Festival came to a close yesterday with no reports of trouble. There had been threats to cancel the event after outbreaks of bad...

Mrs Boycott called up for India ODI squad 6
Gerontius 3 years

Indian selectors, still smarting from a 4-0 drubbing in the recent Test series against England have answered criticism from supporters back home by including veteran Yorkshire all-rounder Mrs Hilda...

'Now Prime Minister Japan I am' claims Noda 0
Ostsee 3 years
Every Little Helps World Domination 0
Glib Hemingway 3 years

For the purposes of not naming names, the following theory discusses a hypothetical supermarket chain. Let us call it, ‘Tesbury’s’. It’s often said that stores like Tesbury’s want to...

Athletics World Championship: Bolt screws up. 3
dvo4fun 3 years

More soon on this thread I'll get my track suit...

'I 8-2 be an Arsenal fan at the moment' says comedian Alan Davies. 4
martin2381 3 years
Psoriasis of the penis linked to decreased stroke risk 5
3 years
RNLI in debt after Joss Bay fund raising event. 0
writinginbsl 3 years

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2031393/Rescue-operation-sees-dozens-rescued-lifeboat-50-swimmers-swept-sea-charity-race.html...

Onlookers shocked as a grandmother is found legless at Bridlington theme park 0
writinginbsl 3 years

I am actually ashamed of myself, I suppose there will be some kind of knee jerk reaction now...

Al-Magrahi to be brought back to UK before end of transfer window, says Wenger. 3
dominic_mcg 3 years
Pay frozen for second consecutive year at Birds Eye. 1
spoole2112 3 years
Usain't. 1
malgor 3 years
Arsene Wenger on defeat: "We'll have 2-8 and see what happens next." 0
martin2381 3 years
Harry Redknapp blames Luka Modric's ear for defeat. 0
rebel not taken 3 years

Tottenham's 5-1 defeat to Manchester City has been blamed on Luka Modric's ear., "Some geezers got in Luka's ear and it's cost us the game" said manager 'Arry Redknapp. Redknapp also claims Modric...

Wenger Heads For Saint Helena Island.... 2
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..As trail of pigsick is discovered, stretching from Manchester to Highbury...

Computer programmer's shame on confessing to never having seen 'The Matrix' 0
Midnight Dreary 3 years

The IT world was plunged into bitter recrimination last night after computer programmer James Renfield finally admitted that despite working in the industry for many years, he had actually never...

New York is not swept away by Irene. Some people are relieved. 1
Ostsee 3 years
England cricketer gave woman multiple orgasms. 0
rebel not taken 3 years

The contents of a private diary found at a boot sale in Yorkshire provide further evidence that Test Cricket can be a huge aphrodisiac. The journals of Fanny Old, Vice President of the Eccles...

Bolt shoots his. 1
rickwestwell 3 years
Librarian furious about loud noise at the Reading Festival 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Leicester Kebab Shop Blast; Curry Sauce 'Not Excluded' As Cause 0
Mrblacker 3 years
UK sends experts to help New York cope with wet windy Bank Holiday weather. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Tizer to sponsor Taser 5
nickb 3 years

One is a much loved favourite refreshing sparkling soft drink. The other, a controversial high voltage restraint device. Now, the same people who came up with the catchphrase “you’ve been...

McDonald's Staff to be issued with "Do Not Disturb" uniforms 2
cuckoowatoo 3 years

A row has broken out over a fast food chain’s decision to give staff ‘Do Not Disturb’ uniforms to wear to prevent customers from speaking to them. The staff will wear the bright red tabards...

Politician announces bold plan to reduce corruption by 10 percent 1
Dumbnews 3 years
'Starter's gun was late' claims athlete. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Tip now to be included in bill, however patrons may subtract for bad service 0
Dumbnews 3 years