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French Freedom Fighter's last words were a PS de Resistance 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 02.05.14 11:53am
blacklesbianandproudofit
Clarkson regrets not doing 'Ip-dip dog shit'

Many more soon...

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MADJEZ 02.05.14 11:35am
MADJEZ
Max Clifford to represent Bob the Butcher and Jimmy the Weasel...

As he adjusts to the privations of prison life, Max Clifford has vowed to keep on working, by representing some of the more notorious characters on C-wing. “I’d like to get Jimmy on the cover of...

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Tripod 02.05.14 11:20am
Tripod
John Cleese & Terry Jones beg forgiveness over using N-word.

[url=http://youtu.be/MT-JIJTSpF0]Mrs N*****baters exploded[/url]...

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MADJEZ 02.05.14 11:14am
MADJEZ
Gerry Adams arrested by Darth Vader. More soon. 7
Al OPecia 02.05.14 10:59am
camz
Max Clifford’s ‘tiny’ penis looking forward to a long stretch... 8
Tripod 02.05.14 10:49am
godly1966
Clarkson issues sincere apology for being Clarkson

Well, everyone else has had a go at a ticker...

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Sinnick 02.05.14 10:33am
Sinnick
Jeremy Clarkson regrets asking Constance Briscoe for character reference

More in 16 months...

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james_doc 02.05.14 10:24am
james_doc
US may turn to Britain to make lethal injections safer

[An attempted splicing of some of yesterday's brilliant subs on the subject] Following a botched execution by lethal injection in Oklahoma and numerous stories of Death Row prisoners injected...

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Oxbridge 02.05.14 10:22am
Oxbridge
Russell Brand ‘broke Paxman’s heart’

The veteran presenter and professional cynic has quit BBC Two's Newsnight amid rumours that he had been ‘pining like a dog on heat’ for the acerbic lothario, Russell Brand. Jeremy Paxman (63) has...

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Wrenfoe 02.05.14 9:49am
Wrenfoe
Clarkson to Move to 1xtra Where Hearing Gangsta Rap Words is Normal

Suck that, bitch!...

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Dun Dunkin 02.05.14 9:07am
Dun Dunkin
Clarkson to be represented by a reasonably priced Barrister. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 02.05.14 8:52am
Al OPecia
BBC gives Clarkson 'final final warning' after he stamps eight kittens to death 0
bonjonelson 02.05.14 8:50am
bonjonelson
Clarkson a victim of 'darkie policing'?

<quickly paddles away before flap starts>...

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Kevin the Swan 02.05.14 8:41am
Kevin the Swan
Clarkson withdraws application to be judge at this year's MOBOs 0
LittleSpender 02.05.14 8:34am
LittleSpender
BBC newsreader admits to using the word 'Paki'

BBC newsreader Jeremy Goldsmith was dismissed today after admitting using the word 'Paki' during the 10'o clock news. In a statement via his solicitor today, Goldsmith 52, tried shamefully to save...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 02.05.14 7:45am
blacklesbianandproudofit
Homeopathy Council gives award to Lenny Henry for vanishingly weak humour 0
cinquecento 02.05.14 7:43am
cinquecento
Lenny Henry to be next star in a reasonably priced car 1
Bigglesworth 02.05.14 7:27am
Squudge
Shell-shocked Farage 'critical'

Condolences were being sent to Nigel Farage's family in advance this week, ahead of the inevitable death of his ridiculous ambitions to be elected into high office. His obituary, published in the...

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Squudge 02.05.14 7:23am
Squudge
Clarkson tries to atone by appearing on game show.

More soon. http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/gEeQEYuvvCA/hqdefault.jpg...

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MADJEZ 02.05.14 6:30am
Sinnick
Adams Tries Obsolete Defence 'You Can't Arrest Me, I'm A Politician'. 0
Titus 02.05.14 6:28am
Titus
Man sentenced to read Jeffrey Archer novel slams "prosaic justice" 1
sydalg 02.05.14 6:21am
Titus
Specsavers "Now where's that inmates vein run off to?" ad loses appeal 0
Bigglesworth 02.05.14 1:56am
Bigglesworth
Nigel Farage continues with his "not standing for anything" principle. 4
Al OPecia 01.05.14 10:57pm
Al OPecia
Top Gear to feature 'Star In A Niggardly-Priced Car' slot 0
sydalg 01.05.14 10:48pm
sydalg
Mid-Wales Care Home 'did not verbally abuse, it was the breakfast options'

More llater boyos...

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throngsman 01.05.14 9:43pm
custard cream
Green Party confirm egg thrown at Nigel Farage was free range

So, that's all good then...

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custard cream 01.05.14 9:42pm
custard cream
God denies bark worse than his smite 0
sydalg 01.05.14 9:35pm
sydalg
Farage supporters scrambled over attack 0
throngsman 01.05.14 8:24pm
throngsman
Left-wingers 'eggstatic' as Farage gets their yolk

Left wing activists up and down the country were rendered helpless with giggles in their rented accommodation after Nigel Farage was egged on the license-free telly. Fred from Nottingham,...

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camz 01.05.14 8:21pm
camz