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IoW Man expresses concern about his car tyres

After watching the British Grand Prix yesterday, Albert Scoggins, 73, from Shanklin IoW is having second thoughts about the full set of Pirelli P6000 tyres he has just had fitted to his 1974 Morris...

Smart Alex 01.07.13 12:22pm
Greeks can't afford a stereotype 2
bonjonelson 01.07.13 11:39am
Mud to appear at Glastonbury in 2014

More later...

bumtrinket 01.07.13 11:38am
Coming out of retirement for 'one last job' is fatal, says new research

Retired bank robbers who come out of retirement for one last job run an incredibly high risk of complications, says Crime Scene, the trade magazine for professional law breakers, blaggers and...

ronseal 01.07.13 11:03am
Des Custard
Britain faces a summer of extreme weather forecasts 0
ronseal 01.07.13 11:02am
Gypsies rubbish claims they have a stereotype 0
A.A.Arkwright 01.07.13 11:00am
Wimbledon officials admit 'lubing' tennis courts to assist Murray to final

In a week that saw many of this years top seeds fall victim to slippery court surfaces, including Marin Cilic, Jo-Wilfried Tsonga and Maria Sharapova, Wimbledon officials have now admitted to...

Jesus H 01.07.13 10:59am
Jesus H
Wheels come off Lewis Hamilton's relationship with Nicole Scherzinger 0
John Wiltshire 01.07.13 10:58am
John Wiltshire
Chinese Interior Designer accused of carrying out Industrial Decoupage 1
Scronnyglonkle 01.07.13 10:49am
Lindy Moone
Ten ways to write an aspirational list that runs out of steam by item 4 5
ronseal 01.07.13 10:47am
EU passes new law defining European stereotype 3
Arthur 01.07.13 9:16am
Al OPecia
Ed Miller Band Unlikley to Appear At Glastonbury

This year, next year or ever. The performers split some time ago to form two separate goups. The David Miller Band, which was actually formed first, failed to get the recording contract which went...

Titus 01.07.13 8:53am
Forsyth "I will remember Glasto appearance forever" or next Friday as it's known

He still has the moves, hence the reason he is so good at coffin dodging...

theinvisiblecitychannels 01.07.13 8:43am
Glenn Miller band “almost certain” to play Glastonbury in 2014

After years of speculation, the world famous swing combo responsible for hits like Satin Doll and Moonlight Serenade say they are “inches away” from formally agreeing to play the main Glastonbury...

nickb 01.07.13 8:42am
Underpaid ex-bankers to start new careers as MPs 0
Sinnick 01.07.13 6:07am
City singles organize Straight Parade 0
Dumbnews 01.07.13 2:33am
Ian Brady should be force fed pickled eggs and Brussels sprouts - for ever

Social commentator Libby Freeman made the comment on an internet forum thread as a reaction against what she describes as: "An evil manipulative bastard who deserves everything he gets." The comment...

Paddy Berzinski 30.06.13 11:14pm
Paddy Berzinski
Wimbledon bosses admit 'lubing' tennis courts to assist Murray to final

More tomorrow.

Jesus H 30.06.13 10:29pm
Jesus H
Moaning man with 10 stone testicles told to "grow a pair"

A man with 10 stone testicles has split Britain down the middle. In one camp, he has plenty of admirers who appluad him, saying he's got "some balls". In the other camp, attitudes could not be more...

ronseal 30.06.13 10:15pm
North Koreans unaware of their stereotypes 1
Scronnyglonkle 30.06.13 10:08pm
Obama "humbled" by racist U.S. jails.

Having recently visited Nelson Mandela's Robben Island jail, President Obama was pleased to announce that the U.S. is still the world's leader in incarcerating ethnic minorities. Having already...

Wrenfoe 30.06.13 9:49pm
Lindy Moone
Menopausal Horde Tramples Inventor to Death

Professor Jorge Jorgensen, Icelandic co-inventor of the 'Hot and Cold Flush Extractor Cape', a device which will save millions of women from suffering and add limitless free power to the grid, was...

Lindy Moone 30.06.13 9:14pm
Lindy Moone
Stealth Bomber flypast goes unnoticed 4
Idiot 30.06.13 8:39pm
Eskimos sick and tired of having their noses rubbed in a racial stereotype 0
A.A.Arkwright 30.06.13 8:38pm
John Denver to play Pyramid Stage at Glastonbury 0
custard cream 30.06.13 8:12pm
custard cream
As Mandela hangs on whites consider using silver bullets. 0
MADJEZ 30.06.13 6:15pm
Traditional values still alive as Texas celebrates 500th execution

Texas cemented its place at the top of the leader board for number of executions per state on Wednesday, and the general atmosphere is one of joviality as Texans revel in their dominance of the...

Kirby Muxloe 30.06.13 6:06pm
Dick Everyman
Mandela delighted not to have missed Glastonbury. 0
Boutros 30.06.13 5:44pm
House Of Lords to get £100,000 new toilets for those all night sittings!

According to the Master of the Rolls...

Ian Searle 30.06.13 1:41pm
Ian Searle

Due to typo, elderly actress through to forth round., "I didn't know Dame Flora was still alive" said an old friend."She'll need more than a glass of Robinsons Lemon Barley to survive the next match...

Colin S 30.06.13 12:06pm
Colin S