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Peter Capaldi to feature in 'Do you think you are Who?' 8
John Wiltshire 07.08.13 8:46pm
Titus
UK on 'red alert' as Westlife release comeback tour threats via Twitter

The government has raised its terror threat level from amber to red today after a string of 'serious and terror inducing' threats of a comeback tour were released by Irish boy band Westlife via their...

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Jesus H 07.08.13 8:40pm
writinginbsl
Monty Panesar compounds error by playing with his googlies.

And there is probably an unsavoury sticky wicket gag in there somewhere...

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deskpilot3 07.08.13 8:23pm
deskpilot3
Godrey Bloom is the new face of Um Bongo. More casual racism soon. 0
deskpilot3 07.08.13 8:17pm
deskpilot3
Unemployed to be renamed "non-contracted zero hours workers". More soon. 4
dominic_mcg 07.08.13 8:16pm
deskpilot3
BoE governor's new policy: 'you can't take it with you, you mean old bastards' 0
medici2471 07.08.13 6:55pm
medici2471
Bongo-Bongo Land Breaks Off Diplomatic Relations With The UK In Protest Over

all the piss-taking on NewsBiscuit about their proud and glorious country. "Just because we don't exist, doesn't mean we have no feelings and don't get upset when people mock us and our country"...

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Titus 07.08.13 6:38pm
Titus
Daleks Complain About Bad Language From Doctor Who

#IT-IS-ALL-RIGHT-FOR-YOU. WE-ARE-UP-SET. WE-CAN-NOT-COV-ER-OUR-EARS. WE-FIND-THE-DOC-TOR'S-LAN-GUAGE-OF-FEN-SIVE.#...

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Titus 07.08.13 6:10pm
Titus
Judge Judge judges judge.

J week on Sesame Street?...

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virtuallywill 07.08.13 5:42pm
virtuallywill
Kenyan airport fire linked to consignment of Ray Bans. 1
MADJEZ 07.08.13 5:40pm
Titus
Yoko Ono asks bean-eaters to "give peas a chance" 11
sydalg 07.08.13 5:40pm
virtuallywill
Man who ate goose-feather pillow now feeling down in the dumps 0
Smart Alex 07.08.13 5:35pm
Smart Alex
Monty Panesar urinates on a bouncer instead of just ducking underneath it...

like normal batsmen...

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AReader 07.08.13 5:08pm
AReader
British Intelligence launch slightly out-of-date surveillance service, GCHQ+1 0
Metro 07.08.13 5:04pm
Metro
New Marmite TV advert polarises nation 0
AReader 07.08.13 4:45pm
AReader
Bongo Bongo Land condemns statements by Godfrey Bloom MEP

The Bongo Bongo Land Foreign Minister, Um Bongo, has condemned calls by UKIP MEP, Godfrey Bloom, to halt Britain's £1 billion-per-month aid payments. Bongo Bongo Land has long been the largest...

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tomholder 07.08.13 4:15pm
PeterB
"Bongo Bongo Land in bloom" organisers annoyed at being overshadowed 0
Not Amused 07.08.13 3:47pm
Not Amused
De-classified 1983 papers show Savile favourite to run childrens service.

No more soon...

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MADJEZ 07.08.13 3:42pm
MADJEZ
Berlusconi overseas BBQ party revealed as banger banger bongo bongo bunga bunga

too tortuous ?...

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Sinnick 07.08.13 3:25pm
Titus
Mark Carney: Intrest Rates will not rise untill my Mortgage is paid off! 0
Scronnyglonkle 07.08.13 2:51pm
Scronnyglonkle
Bloom apologises, unreservedly, to “every wog & picaninny in Bongo Bongo Land” 1
Tripod 07.08.13 2:51pm
Titus
Trainers cleared in horse steroid scandal. Nike and Adidas relieved. 0
Not Amused 07.08.13 2:43pm
Not Amused
Swedes finally rid themselves of the letter O by crossing it out a lot

Swedish language reform took a giant step yesterday when the letter O was finally officially banished after years of protest. Demonstrators started by filling in the O's with felt tip pens but...

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nickb 07.08.13 1:59pm
beau-jolly
Mark Carney sets interest rate for 3 years then goes on holiday

The new Governor of the Bank of England, today set the interest rate for the next 3 years, then promptly went on holiday in his native Canada. He left a sign on his office door saying 'Back in 3...

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John Wiltshire 07.08.13 1:45pm
Wrenfoe
Homeopathic sperm bank asks donors to pee into test tube one week after sex 0
sydalg 07.08.13 1:37pm
sydalg
Tory peer describes Northeast Bongo Bongo Land as desolate

Natives furious, as is Bongonelson...

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A.A.Arkwright 07.08.13 1:32pm
A.A.Arkwright
Amazon-gate investigation comes to an abrupt end

(more later)...

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Wrenfoe 07.08.13 1:20pm
ronseal
Big Rhett's, I've had a few, admits Scarlett O'Hara (blushing) 1
sydalg 07.08.13 12:44pm
Lindy Moone
Isle of Wight phone boxes get texting facilities

There is scarcely a public phone throughout the island without a queue of at least ten teenagers lined up outside, as the youth are swept along by the new “texting” craze. Concerned parents'...

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sydalg 07.08.13 12:30pm
Titus
Bong-Bongo Land Outraged That UKIP Is Forbidden to Mention Their Country

"It's bad enough not existing" said the president of Bong-Bongo Land this morning "Without members of some British political parties being forbidden even to mention our country." "I mentioned it...

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Titus 07.08.13 12:19pm
Titus