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New sperm bank venture calls for seed capital 0
pere floza 20.01.14 8:22am
pere floza
UKIP Members Are Caused By Heterosexual Activity

Boring fact...

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Titus 20.01.14 12:22am
Ref Minor
Taliban Successfully Destroys Afghan Society- Reverts To Cannibalism

The Taliban has successfully destroyed every business and killed every non-conforming citizen and foreigner in Afghanistan. Left without an effective economy and without anyone who understands any...

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19.01.14 10:15pm
Milliband: Banks to be replaced with bouncy castles and sweeties.

Labour leader Ed Milliband has given a pre-election pledge to replace failing high street banks with bouncy castles and to give all labour voters a "big bag of sweeties". The announcement came hard...

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blokefromstoke 19.01.14 8:23pm
Vulcanised Rubber
Concillor David Silvester Tipped To Become UK's 1st Ambassador To N Korea

No one else would be sufficently barking mad to consider accepting the post...

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Titus 19.01.14 8:20pm
Titus
Ethiopia Legalise Gay Marriage in Bid to End Drought

In a drastic attempt to exploit a religious loophole, Ethiopian President Mulatu Teshome yesterday announced plans to fast-track a change in legislation which would legalise gay marriage in the...

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JamesM0316 19.01.14 8:20pm
Vulcanised Rubber
Farage Delighted That UKIP Now Has A High Enough Profile ...

for NewsBiscuit to have loads of posts taking the piss out of it...

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Titus 19.01.14 8:00pm
Titus
Ministers Set to Tell Cameron that EU Isn't Part of British Empire

Senior Tory officials were today preparing for the difficult task of convincing leader David Cameron that the 28 nations that make up the European Union do not in fact come under the governance of...

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Teenwolf 19.01.14 7:56pm
Titus
UKIP in election pairing agreement with Taliban.

Today Nigel Farage, leader of UKIP, announced a historic election pairing agreement between the party he coaxes and the Taliban, thought ot be the first trans-national political pact of it's kind....

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Al OPecia 19.01.14 7:09pm
Al OPecia
Alleged Criminal Told ... "We've Haven't Got Enough Evidence To Convict You ...

so we're going to deprive you of your liberty until you say 'Sorry' to the alleged victims."...

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Titus 19.01.14 6:46pm
Titus
UKIP a complete cult 0
Kevin the Swan 19.01.14 6:37pm
Kevin the Swan
UKIP to be recognised as a religion. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 19.01.14 6:35pm
Al OPecia
McAlpine "not as well constructed as advertised". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 19.01.14 6:34pm
Al OPecia
Chinese to fake 'fake moon landing'.

Chinese space officials today admitted that they are sending real astronauts to the moon, as it is easier than faking a moon-landing convincingly. "Modelling the low gravity on a sound stage is a...

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Last Hussar 19.01.14 6:32pm
Al OPecia
Kids benefiting from state education to hand over pocket money at school gates

Students at state schools who receive over £10 a week in pocket money will be stopped at the school gates by monitors, nicknamed 'Gove's Angels', and forced to voluntarily donate the cash to school...

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Plot126 19.01.14 6:02pm
Plot126
UKIP calls for ban on the song "It's raining men". More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 19.01.14 5:51pm
blokefromstoke
Newsbiscuit fury as UKIP go beyond parody

More to follow...

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apepper 19.01.14 5:40pm
Titus
UKIP Councillor explains warm winters on heterosexual marriages

More to follow...

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apepper 19.01.14 3:07pm
apepper
David Cameron to 'declare war on God'

There has been outcry in parliament today following the revelation, announced by David Cameron, that the Conservative party had long been intending to declare war on the public figure and global...

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MiracleFirefly 19.01.14 2:58pm
Squudge
Putin: "Some of my best political prisoners are gay" 5
Bigglesworth 19.01.14 2:40pm
Vulcanised Rubber
'Gays welcome in Sochi', says Putin. 'At least they won’t frighten the whores'. 0
Tripod 19.01.14 2:32pm
Tripod
Putin denies that pictures of him hunting and fishing topless is gay propaganda

More to follow...

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Vulcanised Rubber 19.01.14 1:26pm
Vulcanised Rubber
'Innocent Face' comes out of hiding

With the death of notoriously guilt-free yet stunningly litigious Lord McAlpine, the emoticon formally known as 'the smug one' has emerged from exile. Although Sally Bercow, Alan Davies and the BBC...

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Wrenfoe 19.01.14 11:51am
Wrenfoe
Cocker Spaniel Condemns "Dog Whistle Politics"

Walkies at 1...

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blokefromstoke 19.01.14 10:33am
blokefromstoke
'Not guilty means never having to say you're sorry' says Lib Dem Peer‏

While accusations of sexual harassment still persist, Baron Rennard of Wavertree has sensibly opted for the 'Ryan O'Neal defense' rather than sticking a big sign on his head saying 'I love civil...

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Wrenfoe 19.01.14 10:22am
Wrenfoe
UKIP Councillor blames floods on gay marriage

In further developments; astrologers blames lost keys on position of Saturn...

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apepper 19.01.14 10:22am
apepper
Christ The Redeemer seen sucking thumb- theologists more smug than usual. 0
needabettergig 19.01.14 9:16am
needabettergig
ITV happy they'll get damages refund after he's dead. 3
MADJEZ 19.01.14 12:58am
MADJEZ
Teachers grade Gove book flop: F for effort

Waterstones have today announced that pre-orders for the hotly anticipated manual, [i]Teaching: Everything I know,[/i] have been spiraling into negative figures. The instruction manual, penned by...

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KateWritesStuff 19.01.14 12:23am
Kevin the Swan
Young Antarctic explorer "would have preferred Thorpe Park " for birthday treat 0
Bigglesworth 18.01.14 11:52pm
Bigglesworth