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ofgem proposals force energy companies to find simpler ways to rip off customers 0
Smart Alex 19.10.12 9:05am
Smart Alex
Stones Want To Play Glastonbury;

"We played our first ever gig there for Arthur and his posse", said Mick, "And this was BEFORE he became king!"...

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arthurminnit 19.10.12 7:32am
arthurminnit
Russian tourists 'intent on reigniting the Cold War'

The Foreign Office has issued warnings about hostile foreign actions that have taken place across various hotspots, including many Red Sea beaches and various Turkish resorts. William Hague, the...

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quango 18.10.12 10:02pm
quango
Alan Milburn recommends 'working for the Tories' as key to social mobility 2
Mandy Lifeboat 18.10.12 9:29pm
nickb
Search for Google shares info turn up zilch

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02207/google_2207485b.jpg...

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custard cream 18.10.12 7:02pm
virtuallywill
Newsbiscuits John O Farrel

arrested in a dawn raid after extensive undercover opperation by Scotland yards vice and newly formed phone pervert squad.O Farrel suspected for over 20 years of being Londons worst heavey breathing...

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Mr Molester 18.10.12 7:02pm
nickb
Search for Google shares info turn up zilch

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02207/google_2207485b.jpg...

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custard cream 18.10.12 6:54pm
custard cream
Scouting movement admits to being unprepared for atheist members. 0
Zen 18.10.12 6:42pm
Zen
BBC tells Mike Harding to Folk off. 0
Zen 18.10.12 6:39pm
Zen
Closed roof at England game fails to protect fans from shower of shit

The re-arranged World Cup qualifier between England and Poland was played out with the roof closed on Wednesday, but even that failed to stop those in attendance being hit by a huge shower of shit....

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Vertically Challenged Giant 18.10.12 6:28pm
dvo4fun
Turkish penis an insult to Islam 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 18.10.12 6:25pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Metalworker’s Union sets up file-sharing website. 0
sigmund 18.10.12 4:58pm
sigmund
New patent row resolved as Apple & Samsung settle for $1,000,000,000,000,000,000

Bell Telecom in the US has moved to stop Apple and Samsung from using the push button keypad arrangement they say they invented in the 1950’s and rolled out to AT & T customers from 1963., A...

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grottymonty 18.10.12 4:35pm
grottymonty
Kevin Pietersen celebrates his England recall with closest friends...

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pinxit 18.10.12 3:55pm
pinxit
Royal love triangle - Prince Charles wanted Hydrangea as Foreign Secretary

Buckingham Palace confirmed today “with great reluctance” that in January 1997 Prince Charles lobbied Prime Minister John Major to sack Foreign Secretary Malcolm Rifkind and replace him with a...

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18.10.12 3:34pm
Samaritans criticised for cold calling campaign

Following a huge number of complaints to Ofcom, the national charity Samaritans has been criticized for embarking upon a cold calling campaign across the UK. Enraged customers have complained of...

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Dick Everyman 18.10.12 2:27pm
writinginbsl
Emmerdale live episode hailed as "less wooden and almost lifelike" 0
simonjmr 18.10.12 1:58pm
simonjmr
File sharing paedophiles receive torrent of abuse 9
charlies_hat 18.10.12 1:50pm
Dick Everyman
Mounting concerns that pop star ‘could be ageing’

Recent photographs of a pop star have alarmed former fans, which hint at an artiste struggling to resist the inevitability of ageing. Online commentator ‘Pop Bitch’ has drawn attention to...

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Runestone Cowboy 18.10.12 1:38pm
Gerontius
Milburn/Mitchell joint statement: 'More plebs should have access to university' 0
dammit 18.10.12 1:17pm
dammit
Pick-Pocketing Crime Up....

.Top pockets only?...

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Jesse Bigg 18.10.12 1:14pm
Jesse Bigg
Aquafresh battle swearing with it's new 'soap and water' mouthwash

Aquafresh have today announced the latest addition to their range, the new 'soap and water' mouthwash. Targeted at parents with 'sweary' children, it ensures they can carry out their disciplinary...

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Perks 18.10.12 1:10pm
Perks
Tazered blind man "offered little resistance" 7
seymour totti 18.10.12 12:42pm
Idiot
Holly Willoughby has egg over face at sperm hoax. We hope its egg say ITV.

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MADJEZ 18.10.12 12:42pm
MADJEZ
Las Vegas Hotel to promote gambling in lobby via new Check-in and Chips service

Check-in in a basket. US machismo society annual conference ends in brawl after delegate told "he's to check-in" More soon...

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simonjmr 18.10.12 10:06am
simonjmr
Man sues Dwarf company

Lonely Bolton man sues Dwarfs Are Us after buying a 28 year old male dwarf as a friend and companion.I thought hed be a perfect companion and someone I could talk to said Jeramiah Katang,when he...

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Mr Molester 18.10.12 10:04am
Mr Molester
Tesco's Middle East expansion sees fall in prophets 0
Dick Everyman 18.10.12 9:43am
Dick Everyman
"We were only preventing bedsores" claim Lancashire Police

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-19946428 More soon...

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simonjmr 18.10.12 9:32am
simonjmr
Man's sight DOSE'NT improve after Taser treatment. 6
Ian Searle 18.10.12 9:17am
kimllfixit
Prague man impaled on wooden fence upright. 0
sigmund 18.10.12 9:09am
sigmund