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Steel chain manufacturer in Sheffield claims to have found the missing link 1
Marko 3 years to finalize plans for all search results to be 100% random 4
Shandy 3 years released news that all their search results from now on will be totally random, leaving users with a very small chance of being linked to something they're looking for. "It may match up, it...

Man upset that cafe advertising "Anytime Breakfast"... 1
Smart Alex 3 years

won't sell him toast and marmalade in the middle ages...

England Cricketers told to think outside the box 0
apepper 3 years

More puns to follow...

Skeptic returns from posture clinic and admits 'I stand corrected' 0
kga6 3 years
David Milliband made labour leader on transfer window deadline day 0
Perks 3 years
Clegg anxious as end of his work experience placement approaches 0
cinquecento 3 years
Kate Winslet’s neighbours in fear of being unable to get flood insurance 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Eurosceptics urge use of ‘nuisance neighbours’ proposals against the EU 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Water companies ‘at risk’ of being flooded with money as bills rise 5.7% 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
HMRC waives right to take 50% of RBS bonuses in tough economic climate 0
cinquecento 3 years
Lord Coe slams 'lack of provision for VIPs' at Bingley canal lock-gate spectacle 7
3 years

Lord Coe has launched a withering attack on British Waterways' handling of the lock-gate replacement on Yorkshire's Bingley Canal. Despite the event only occurring every 25 years, Coe claims...

Republicans ask Gingrich for an ‘open relationship’ 1
Long Distance Clara 3 years

As the race for the Republican Party presidential nomination heats up, an increasing number of GOP members are asking a resurgent Newt Gingrich if it would be okay if they saw other candidates....

Female scientists conclude that a 'kick in the nuts' is ideal Male birth control 0
thackaray 3 years
John Terry to miss Swansea Game due to Racially Aggravated Knee Injury 0
Mathna 3 years
Lib Dems officially ‘Extinct in the Wild’ says IUCN 2
hohum 3 years

Lib Dems are only one step from extinction conservationists announced last night following the downgrading of the species from ‘Critically Endangered’ to ‘Extinct in the Wild’ on the IUCN Red...

‘Great Pyramids of Giza are Fakes’ claims archaeologist 3
Immunis 3 years

Professor Mike Smith of Oxford University’s Theoretical History Department has stunned the academic world with his evidence that the Great Pyramids of Giza are not dated to 2500BC but are medieval...

Metropolitan Police rebranded Virgin Plod in tribute to their trains 0
JETFAB 3 years
Vegetable substitute brings end to unhealthy diets 4
Marko 3 years

In what can only be described as a breakthrough in healthy eating, Premier Foods, manufacturer of meat substitute Quorn, has today announced the launch its latest product, 'Laard'. Using unused...

Facebook announces plans to display your entire browsing history 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Home Office replace Police Officers with 4 "Pesky Kids" 0
apepper 3 years

The Home Office have announced radical changes to policing in the UK. Four young adults and a Great Dane are to replace thousands of detectives investigating "funny goings on" at disused fairgrounds....

'Pesky’ jurors jailed for 'net-based' research as fairground janitor walks free 1
Skylarking 3 years

In an unprecedented move, four members of the same jury have been given nine month prison sentences for using ‘sleuthing’ techniques to research the accused, whilst still on trial. Fred Jones,...

Greasy spot on Aussie Tennis Arena floor found to be Duke of Kent 0
Drylaw 3 years
Single mother with two kids is first to refuse state welfare 0
Marko 3 years

In what may seen as reversing the trend in government handouts, an Oxfordshire mother with 2 children, refuses to accept state benefits, and continues to support her family on her own. Recently...

Voters know Miliband is Labour leader shock report finds 0
roybland 3 years

Most of the electorate know that Ed Miliband is the leader of the Labour Party says a You Gov poll that has shocked the party's top brass who have been working strenuously to reduce Miliband's...

Ozzy Ozbourne off his head 0
Marko 3 years

Renowned hell raiser and Black Sabbath front-man Ozzy Osbourne has had his head bitten off whilst performing live on stage at a concert in Mexico City. The incident took place during the guitar break...

Government unveils plans to replace public libraries with benches. 0
WatcherMark 3 years

David Cameron has unveiled what he calls 'an exciting new proposal' to close down every single public library in the country and replace each one with a couple of benches. "Let's be honest, who uses...

Arab Spring protestors buoyed by arrival of Arab strap 0
hohum 3 years
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Major Clanger 3 years

Sorry, meant to post this in the chat room...

Red faces all round as golfer Nick Price meets The Reverend William Spooner 1
Smart Alex 3 years