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Derren Brown to perform normal magic tricks in "Touch of the Bald" C4 show 0
Iamthestig 3 years

Not satisfied with hypnosis that drives people to Maim, steel and predict the future, Derren Brown is set to unleash his most controversial televisual extravaganza in time for 2012. In his new...

Pimps bemoan students’ lack of sex skills 0
ianslat 3 years

Despite figures today showing that record numbers of students are finding work in the sex industry, leading figures within the industry have joined forces today to call for improvements in the...

Frankie Boyle and Ricky Gervais found at end of punch-line. 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Kick-queue already forming...

Peter Jones and Duncan Bannatyne win right to perform as ‘PJ and Duncan’ 7
dicky37 3 years

After a long legal battle two of the entrepreneurs from Dragons’ Den have acquired the exclusive rights to perform under the moniker made famous by Ant and Dec in the 90s. The ruling will see the...

UK inflation falls to only 3 times the average salary increase 5
virtuallywill 3 years

and no more later...

Student awarded honarary BJ(Hons) by punters 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Mystery bidder splashes out for pearl necklace 2
tedweasel 3 years

I thought that I was more mature than this. Clearly not., I'll be on the Naughty Chair...

Channel 4 admits that My Big Fat Paedophile Wedding "was a bit too racey" 1
kimllfixit 3 years
Universities to start offering degree programs in Mobile phone plans 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Skeptics doubt claim that Canada was member of Kyoto Protocol 0
DorsetBoy 3 years

New claims that Canada was once a member of Kyoto Protocol have been greeted with widespread skepticism. Writing in the non-peer-reviewed journal Tin Hat Wearers Monthly, Screaming "Lord"...

Cameron now worth 86 pence. 0
Boutros 3 years
Jose Manuel Barroso in plea for Britons to be "more European". 4
virtuallywill 3 years

David William Donald Cameron and Edward Samuel Miliband both say they are committed to the UK not being on the edge of Europe, though physically we are., However Nicholas William Peter Clegg...

Jonny Wilkinson retires to spend time on his new condom and shaving business 4
charlies_hat 3 years
People flock to Edinburgh Zoo to view pair of kiddies pyjama cases 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Frozen Planet team forced to admit incidental music 'added in after filming' 0
Smart Alex 3 years

Daily Mail angry that readers might be given the impression that large numbers of smal orchestras inhabit the polar regions...

Huhne: "Playing 'Billy No Mates' is not fun or effective; we Lib Dems know!" 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Vicar faces jail for arranging sham marriage between Lib Dems and Tories. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Reports of Super-Black Hole forming on earth actually Eric Pickles yawning. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Readers Wives poised for christmas chart topper. 0
VictorMeldrew 3 years

Or have I pre-ordered the wrong single?...

Large Hadron Collider to search for theoretical 'Tory Compassion' particle. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Bond to drive 'second-hand 2004 Ford Focus', Skyfall producers reveal 1
Quillie 3 years

The producers of the new James Bond film, Skyfall, which is scheduled for release next summer, have revealed that the suave double agent will be driving a second-hand 2004 Ford Focus as he fights...

Latest Facebook app judges which of your friends you should dump 8
3 years

Facebook has claimed that their latest app can accurately predict which of your friends you will fall out with, to an accuracy of a week and a half. The social media site also claims that the reason...

Clegg says Britain should shut up and stay with its abusive EU partners 0
ronseal 3 years
Puss in Boots abandons London pantomime for Tinseltown 1
PReady 3 years

Devastated producers of a pantomime that was forced to shut before the curtain had even risen say they have been flooded with messages of support from the local community. The much-loved show...

Brian Cox wins lab bet by coining 'cosmic treacle' phrase for Higgs boson effect 0
Scroat 3 years

Walks off with £42 pot...

Starbucks expands operations in Italy with exotic english names for drinks 10
Dumbnews 3 years
CERN collision success tempered by loss of no-claims bonus. 0
reforse 3 years
"I WAS the back," mumbles Clegg pathetically 0
Drylaw 3 years
EUlogy 10
Sinnick 3 years

do I get the prize ?...

Avoid leaving carbon footprints by driving, claim American experts 1
bonjonelson 3 years