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Hearts footballer & Leslie Grantham join forces for Internet Mob Flash 0
charlies_hat 3 years
International Cricket Council requests Gaddaffi to join Dutch team 0
Sinnick 3 years
Chinese baulk at 'bilateral' trade agreement, but agree to 'two-way'.. 0
pere floza 3 years

(with an impricit hat-tip to the Duke of Edinburgh)...

Pupils set to strike in row over length of lunch break 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Pupils at John Cleveland College in Leicestershire have voted to strike after their demands to have the length of their lunch break increased from 45 minutes to 1 hour were not met. The row started...

Mariah Carey to headline 2012 Cambridge Folk Festival 0
Leeboy007 3 years

'whatever Bouncy can do, I can do' sneers Mimi...

Coldplay's Glasto set drowned out by high-pitch whining noise 0
Leeboy007 3 years

later found out to be attributed to Chris Martin...

Hospital food threat to top restaurants 0
roybland 3 years

Improvements in hospital food are threatening to put some top British restaurants out of business. 'It's very worrying,' said one central London restaurateur. 'Last night a diner complained that our...

Belgrano de Cordoba torpedo River Plate’s fight to avoid relegation 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Wheat intolerent baker gluten for punishment 3
button 3 years
Glastonbury fights accusations of "losing it's political edge" by killing tories 0
Mark66 3 years

It's a start I suppose...

Wimbledon Ladies Prettiness Championship enters tense final stages 8
Oxbridge 3 years

Tension is growing among fans of attractive women in short white pleated skirts as the annual Ladies Prettiness Championship entered its second week at Wimbledon. And, despite complaints in some...

Tobacco giant may sue over plain coffins 0
roybland 3 years

Tobacco giant Philip Morris has threatened to sue the Australian government over its threat to introduce plain coffins for people who die of lung cancer. Hong Kong-based Philip Morris Asia said its...

Shale Fracked 0
Iscariot 3 years
US denies authenticity of 'Shroud of bin Laden' 0
roybland 3 years

The US government is robustly denying the authenticity of the 'Shroud of bin Laden' reportedly on display at a secret location in the Tora Bora cave complex of Afghanistan. Blurred photographs...

Teachers hail pension changes as 'a valuable lesson in life' 1
ianslat 3 years

Teachers union the NUT has today cancelled its planned strike, having decided that the changes to teachers' pensions actually represent a valuable lesson in life for pupils. 'Naturally, as our...

Dr Who to face The Rasta in new episode, man 0
FraserWords 3 years

Classic old enemies like the violent, abusive robot Cydermen, Dalek takeaway proprietor Stavros and reggae-loving would-be ruler of the universe The Rasta return to face Dr Who in a new series, TV...

Daily Mail found to cause cancer [more later...] 0
dogbombs 3 years

A work in progress. The headline occurred to me this morning as it must have done to many others in the past...

D list celebrities join strike action in flounce-out 2
FraserWords 3 years

D list celebrities are to join nationwide strike action next week: “We’re not walking out, we’re flouncing out,” said spokeswomanpersonman Kerry Katona, “and we’ll bring Britain to its...

Conservationist delighted with successful reintroduction of cats 3
3 years

Respected conservationist Karen Brodie has successfully reintroduced the elusive 'neighbour's cats' into the garden of her semi-rural home. Mrs Brodie, an expert in the shy and secretive animals, has...

Jools Holland to collect music award later 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Credit card use falls 13% in a year after reform of MPs’ expenses 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Cameron to tackle military waste by announcing withdrawal from Afghanistan 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
JK Rowling – CAUGHT IN THE ACT by FACT 12
GuevaraUK 3 years

Two Eastend Kids – Tanya Grotter and Terry Blotter- breaking into the home of JK Rowling found her in a trance - puffing on a spliff whilst dancing round a pot of gold. She had fled from her...

Senior Tory "met his Portaloo" 3
bonjonelson 3 years
The Guardian apologises for reporting that a senior Tory died in a Portillo. 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

More typos later...

Smurf creator based their appearance on his blue condomed penis 0
pinxit 3 years

According to recently discovered notebooks and polaroids, Belgian artist Peyo, who died in 1993, took his inspiration for the group of small blue fictional creatures 'The Smurfs' on the appearance of...

Surge in 3D TV sales as Sharapova edges towards Wimbledon final 0
3 years
Negotiations to avoid teachers' strike collapse after everyone told: NO TALKING! 0
Ludicity 3 years
Scottish nationalists kidnap Andy Murray 1
Christopher Frost 3 years

The Wimbledon tennis championships were plunged into chaos today, after militant Scottish nationalists kidnapped Britain’s Andy Murray. Scottish Heroes for an Independent Tomorrow have claimed...

Politicians to be driven down side streets to avoid upsetting the public. 0
be reasonable 3 years