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Kim Jong-un to guest star in final episode of The Big Bang Theory

..Sorry. Just a whimsical thought...

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Nowherefast 02.04.13 11:46am
Nowherefast
Di Canio's new Sunderland formation - everyone to play on right wing 3
Actual Size 02.04.13 9:35am
Ironduke
Westminster sex workers fear triple dip 0
Scroat 02.04.13 8:25am
Scroat
Pundits Who Parrot "Triple Dip Recession" Admit They Don't Know What It Means 0
Titus 02.04.13 8:07am
Titus
"Fish" found to contain sea-horse

Fish really [i]has[/i] been mis-labelled: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21993684 "They said it was cod, but it was a load of pollocks"...

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Titus 02.04.13 7:29am
Titus
Di Canio says first job is to fill in the gaps with black, on Newcastle shirts

mas o menos...

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burnmybridges 02.04.13 6:14am
burnmybridges
Dangerous levels of dust found in local library 0
Dumbnews 02.04.13 1:39am
Dumbnews
Dyslexic dwarves: Not big and not fuzzy 0
Smart Alex 02.04.13 12:44am
Smart Alex
Doctors confirm it takes 6 months to recover from clock changes

Researchers into the effect of the changing of the clock for summertime have discovered that it takes the typical person 6 months to adjust to the change in the clocks. One doctor explained; "For the...

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apepper 02.04.13 12:18am
apepper
Relief as Nelson Mandela reveals he only gave up breathing for Lent 0
sydalg 01.04.13 11:20pm
sydalg
Man Denies Microwave is ‘extra bedroom’

A man has been told to move house because his microwave is large enough to be classified ‘an extra bedroom.’ George Jorge, 58, an unemployed bricklayer from Halifax, installed the kingsize...

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Thewoodenleg 01.04.13 11:16pm
sydalg
Man with two intersecting cracks has hot cross bum 2
sydalg 01.04.13 10:56pm
deskpilot3
Man cuts off own ‘sexist’ penis after reading Germaine Greer

A man called emergency services to report that he had cut off his own penis because it was ‘sexist.’ John Thomas, 65, of Cockermouth, Cumbria, was found in a distressed state and bleeding...

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Thewoodenleg 01.04.13 10:45pm
Titus
Coach unmotivated to give team motivational speech 0
Dumbnews 01.04.13 10:35pm
Dumbnews
National Rifle Association backs North Korea's right to bear arms

US gun lobby the NRA has backed North Korea's drive to perfect nuclear missiles, arguing that they the Second Amendment applies to them just as much as dumb rednecks and disillusioned schoolkids....

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ianslat 01.04.13 9:09pm
ianslat
Nick Griffin " I am fascist and racist, but I cannot condone Sunderland"

More later...

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Scronnyglonkle 01.04.13 8:28pm
Titus
After losing three games in a row, Di Canio found swinging from lamp-post... 1
Tripod 01.04.13 8:06pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Sunderland change sponsor to Invest in Abasynia

Did I spell it right...

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Scronnyglonkle 01.04.13 8:04pm
Scronnyglonkle
Man with huge nose and guilty conscience unable to look himself in the eye

..come on chaps I'm trying to get a little late bank holiday action going, even if it is just of the 'you can't post more than twice a day variety'...

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Bogbrush 01.04.13 7:38pm
Bogbrush
France Soir: Kim Jong Un of PRK revealed as Kim Jong Quatre of Scotland

See yuuz Kimmy! Plus Kim Jongs bientôt...

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BewsNiscuit 01.04.13 7:34pm
BewsNiscuit
Gov't promises extra 'car wash-by-hand' facilities to house Bulgarian immigrants 1
Nowherefast 01.04.13 7:26pm
Bogbrush
Scientists at CERN find gluons, muons and hadrons, but unable to get hard-ons 0
Bogbrush 01.04.13 7:23pm
Bogbrush
Suicide bomber foiled by first class health and safety risk assessment. 1
Al OPecia 01.04.13 7:23pm
sydalg
Two Rent-Free Familes Discovered In Downing Street, With Spare Rooms Ago-go!

"How the hell did we miss those?," said a Westminster Council spokesperson...

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Jesse Bigg 01.04.13 7:20pm
Titus
Sunderland fans snap up new replica black shirts 1
charlies_hat 01.04.13 6:39pm
Midfield Diamond
Muslim shoplifter found innocent on appeal unable 2 point finger at real culprit 0
Bogbrush 01.04.13 6:36pm
Bogbrush
Groundswell of Support For "Toss A Tory" Campaign...

..at the next election., Thinks. 'And it all started at the Highland Games.'...

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Jesse Bigg 01.04.13 6:30pm
Jesse Bigg
Shock Announcement: North Korea Agrees To Link Up With Disneyland.....

..For safety's sake...

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Jesse Bigg 01.04.13 5:29pm
Jesse Bigg
Ex-Pope Benedict finds image of P45 on piece of toast. More soon.

Late, I know...

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Al OPecia 01.04.13 5:19pm
SteveCut
Met Office Admits April 1st Was Actually A Lovely Warm, Bright Day

- "we lied in our forecasts to keep people indoors"...

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Titus 01.04.13 4:01pm
Titus