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| David's brother Ed Milliband claims media treats him like an afterthought | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
simonjmr | 2 years |
| North Korean team worry for oppressed comrade Ronaldo | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Oxbridge | 2 years |
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The North Korean World Cup team has sent fraternal greetings to their worker brothers in the Portugal squad ahead of their Group G clash on Monday evening. However, many of the Chollami squad have... |
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| Sacked Robbie Earle's entire ticket allocation taken up by 150 James Cordens | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Stan Laurel | 2 years |
| Nick Griffin delighted with invite to Berchtesgaden Party | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ludicity | 2 years |
| Vuvuzela to be replaced with Swanee-Kazoo | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ludicity | 2 years |
| Scent of Katie Price infused with fragrant aroma of slave labour | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ludicity | 2 years |
| Saville Inquiry rules 'Jim can't fix it' | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Scroat | 2 years |
| Tickets for official sacking of Robbie Earle now available on Ebay | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ludicity | 2 years |
| Superdrug management withdraws from Katie Price's fishy scent-making business | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
| Fog on the Tyne blamed for Gazza's car crash. | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
MADJEZ | 2 years |
| Council criticize children for stealing e-coli from farm. | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
MADJEZ | 2 years |
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Moore soon... |
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| FIFA announces all goalless matches to be scored by American Idol judges | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dumbnews | 2 years |
| Spirits of 1966 haunting the Enlish goalkeeper | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
4ty2 | 2 years |
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Whilst Beckenbauer comments about the backward playing style of the England team his 1966 team mate Uwe Seeler is celebrated by the whole country with a special Horn named in his honour. Even Becks... |
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| Panic at the World Cup as North Korea try to bring on a sub. | 2 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
seymour totti | 2 years |
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More Soon!... |
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| After 27 years U2 finally apologise for 'Sunday Bloody Sunday'. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
MADJEZ | 2 years |
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PM calls the song 'unjustified and unjustifiable'... |
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| Radical new haemorrhoid treatment 'a clean break for piles sufferers.' | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
MightyBlair | 2 years |
| Wooden Hill to Bedfordshire bulldozed in Dunstable bypass construction. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Mrblacker | 2 years |
| OFCOM closes down Halifax radio station | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Mrblacker | 2 years |
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The radio station set up by the Halifax as part of its latest advertising campaign has been shut down by the broadcasting watchdog OFCOM. The station - Halifax FM - was manned by bank workers in... |
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| Kim Jong Il scores as North Korea beats Brazil | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Mrblacker | 2 years |
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Noreth Korea's official press agency has confirmed that the country's leader Kim Jong Il scored three time to beat Brazil in their opening game of the 2010 World Cup. The Central News Agency say... |
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| BNP invitation and Prince Harry's Fancy Dress Outfit. Are they connected? | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dun Dunkin | 2 years |
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More Bongo Bongo land news later... |
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| Prince Threatens Brother with 'Python' | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dun Dunkin | 2 years |
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Then starts acting out scenes from Life of Brian such as, 'He's not the messiah he's just a naughty boy' and 'what have the Romans ever done for us'... |
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| Prince Threatens Brother with 'Python' | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dun Dunkin | 2 years |
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But William told Harry to put it away and zip up... |
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| Cameron sorry for Bloody Sunday - I was 6 at the time but I must | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
brownpaperreporter | 2 years |
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shoulder this burden. I would also like to apologise for the response to the Easter Uprising 1916, The Boer War, The savage Empire. all my fault, sorry. But not transportation, oh no, how else was... |
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| The Camerons admit cuts not easy "We've cut back on the Nam Pla already" | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
brownpaperreporter | 2 years |
| The message is clear as Vuvuzela translates into English as "deaf white man" | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
brownpaperreporter | 2 years |
| Green blames gaff on throw back to previous life as rabbit on salisbury plain | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Basil_B | 2 years |
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Apparently he died of a severe case of myxiemetoesis. Still more believable than blaming the ball... |
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| England squad struck down by flu bug | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Scroat | 2 years |
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Except Robert Green... |
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| BNP chief and Queen rumoured to be planning to discuss German links. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
| Robert Green is the new face of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
deskpilot3 | 2 years |
| Civil servants say private v public sector civil war cannot start before 10:30am | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
StoopyDeGunt | 2 years |
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The declaration of civil war, between Britain's divided public and private sector workers, has already hit a snag, with civil servants insisting on a 10:30 am start time, with a stop at 11 am for the... |
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