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"Big Brother" banned from Google Plus for pseudonym 0
Andrew 3 years

Privacy advocates were celebrating today when it was announced that the notorious spy "Big Brother" had been banned from Google's new social network for using a pseudonym. Google initially changed...

Belgrade newspaper claims Winehouse died a week before, on stage 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
BBC is not, is not, not, over manned, manned, manned, chorus 100 spokespeople 0
ronseal 3 years
MOD cuts latest: Land mines to be replaced by loose Lego bricks. 7
Al OPecia 3 years

Further news of restricted budgets has emerged from the MOD today. Mr Ivor Smith, an MOD spokesman announced that "whilst aware that there is an operational requirement to secure areas whilst not...

Maverick academic questions authorship of Jordan’s novels 3
Re Pete 3 years

Mary Childs, an outspoken professor of early-21st century history at Cambridge University, has sparked academic furore by casting doubt on whether Katie Price, the most well-regarded author of the...

Lonely astronaut seeks down to earth gal 2
Dumbnews 3 years
Proof of time travel impossibility prompts radical overhaul of Dr Who 13
pere floza 3 years

As physicists in Hong Kong proved that photons cannot exceed the speed of light, thereby eliminating the possibility of time travel, producers of BBC’s Dr Who have embraced the need for an overhaul...

UK recognises Anders Behring Breivik as new Norwegian Head of State. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Public sector worker sends the gold-plating on his pension to 'Cash4Gold.' 0
Corrigan 3 years
Shock at Credit Today awards as ‘Big John’ wins alternative lender of the year 4
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

There was a huge upset at the 2011 Credit Today awards as wonga.com, widely expected to retain the title won in 2010, lost out to self-styled independent businessman ‘Big John’ from Liverpool....

Breivik's Lawyer Begs Him To Reconsider "I Thought It Would Be Funny" Defence 0
Textbook 3 years

More soon. (I really do feel sorry for that poor lawyer. Imagine it being your job to get that guy the most lenient sentence you can.)...

1 year to the minute nation will be joined in watching ...Eastenders and Corrie. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

I can already here the complaints of 'why have they moved Eastenders just for the athletics' More Soon...

Britain hopeful of Poohsticks Gold at Olympics. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More Soon. With thanks to thackaray for the idea...

Schama: Game of "Poohsticks" invented when Winnie ran out of toilet paper 0
thackaray 3 years
We've no new ideas admits Apple boss 0
Mrblacker 3 years

Shares in Apple (NASDAQ: AAPL) plummeted today after the firm's boss Steve Jobs admitted there are no new products on the horizon. In a statement issued to the NASDAQ exchange in New York, Jobs...

Boon for BNP as NOTW 'Fake-Sheik' claims jobseekers allowance. 0
Corrigan 3 years
'It's not as tame as Waterloo Road', older brother assures 11-year-old 4
Oxbridge 3 years

As 11-year-old James Parker prepares to go up his secondary school, Chase Bridge in the London Borough of Islington, his parents feared that as a fan of the BBC serial Waterloo Road, he may have a...

Digital hacker steals Crimewatch reconstruction 0
Dick Everyman 3 years
David Dimbleby qualifies for 2012 Olympics discuss 2
Dick Everyman 3 years
L'Oreal shares in free fall, PhotoShop shares go ballistic. 0
DiY 3 years
Performer responsible for diabolical one-man stage show 'acted alone' 1
dicky37 3 years

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I came back from the dead. You can too, Jesus exclusively tells Johann Hari 2
ronseal 3 years

In his first interview with a journalist from this planet, The Son of God spoke to Johann Hari about mortality, his battle with omnipotence and how much he hates the Daily Mail. "Wow, it's like, I...

Katie Price predicts she’ll have 12 husbands... 0
be reasonable 3 years

five of her own...

"London pickpockets not ready for 2012" 3
simonjmr 3 years

The Games begin one year from today but head pickpocket warns rich pickings could be missed. Lord Coe has told Britain to get ready for "an amazing summer of sporting carnival but Charles...

"Words are not for hurting," A. A. Gill is told by his mother. 0
Corrigan 3 years
Unfulfilled Cavendish targets more greenwear 0
Ado 3 years

The first British winner of the prestigious green jersey and with twenty Tour de France stage wins to his name, Mark Cavendish could be forgiven for taking the next few weeks off and even enjoying a...

Murdoch "touched" by messages of sympathy left on Winehouse phone 3
Sigmund Freud 3 years
Obama denies talks are ongoing with Ocean Finance and Payday Loans 0
Tom55 3 years

With Democrats and Republicans deadlocked on funding the US multi-trillion debt, Barack Obama has denied being in talks with well-known TV lenders. A spokesman from Payday also denied contact, but...

Harry Potter cast to get together again for the porn version 0
grottymonty 3 years

Yes, the rumours are true, there will be one more film in the series to be made later this year. Filming will take place in Amsterdam and LA and be released through Luscious Productions Inc. "Just...

New office spam filter blocks any email containing "Please advise" or "ASAP" 1
Dumbnews 3 years