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Bongo-bongo Land Ambassador Complains About UKIP Statement

"If our country were to actually exist" said its ambassador in an official statment this morning "It would almost certainly have a hyphen. It is a grave discourtesy to fail to take the trouble to...

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Titus 07.08.13 8:30am
Titus
Cameron evacuates staff from Bongo-Bongo Land Embassy. More soon. 3
Al OPecia 07.08.13 8:23am
Titus
Ukip to no longer serve Umbongo at conferences 0
davetwojackets 07.08.13 8:08am
davetwojackets
Zoologist who described Tiger as preditory, critisied by RSPCA 3
Scronnyglonkle 07.08.13 7:54am
Titus
Reconciled flood engineers agree that its water over the bridge

Hat-tip to Sinnick...

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AReader 07.08.13 7:52am
AReader
Reconciled hydrologists agree it's water under the bridge 2
Sinnick 07.08.13 7:13am
Wrenfoe
No story whatsoever in Amazon's business practices, decides Washington Post 1
ronseal 07.08.13 7:04am
Wrenfoe
Lab-burger cheese could be grown from knob stem cells, claim boffins. 0
Boutros 07.08.13 1:43am
Boutros
UN thrown into turmoil as Argentina is reclaimed by the Kingdon of Spain

Maybe more when I've slept on it...

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AReader 06.08.13 11:53pm
Titus
Confused man arranges sprinklers to spray water over musical groups 0
AReader 06.08.13 10:38pm
AReader
Lab-grown burger scientists will attempt to synthesise Pippa Middleton's rear.

And then put it in a sesame seed bun. Philistines...

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deskpilot3 06.08.13 10:18pm
deskpilot3
Eric Pickles found hiding in North London sewer. More soon. 3
Al OPecia 06.08.13 10:13pm
deskpilot3
Entrepreneur launches site to solve a problem that does not exist 0
Dumbnews 06.08.13 10:03pm
Dumbnews
World's first lab-grown footballer

As the football season draws near, Premiership teams have been frustrated in their efforts to sign top players. Scientists at Maastricht University think they may have the answer. Taking stem cells...

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Wrenfoe 06.08.13 8:44pm
Jesus H
Spaniards Object To Construction Of Reef Which Might Endanger An Amada

Sorry, when I said Spaniards, I meant North Gibraltarians...

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Titus 06.08.13 8:27pm
Wrenfoe
The lady in Smith's - my apology - 2

Several years ago I bumped into a lady in Smith's, causing her to fall to the ground. After strenuously denying it for all these years, I have now decided I would like to apologise to her. It...

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John Wiltshire 06.08.13 8:20pm
Titus
Argentina Challenges Spain: "Get Off - Gibraltar Is Part Of Las Islas Malvinas" 0
Titus 06.08.13 8:04pm
Titus
Shades of browns

Cryptic eh? - Neat-O...

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Smart Alex 06.08.13 7:47pm
Smart Alex
Confusion as US and UK pull staff out of lemons

More to follow...

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apepper 06.08.13 7:42pm
apepper
Spanish move Gibraltar border to the Gobi Desert

The Spanish government have raised tension with Gibraltar by moving the official border to a far flung corner of the Gobi desert, deep in southern Mongolia. "This is jolly inconvenient", fumed one...

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apepper 06.08.13 7:23pm
apepper
Shock Report From Thames Water: Sewers Are Full Of Shit

[Total doff of hat to beau-jolly whose idea this was entirely.] Thames "Water" is considering a name change to...

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Titus 06.08.13 5:09pm
Titus
Disappointment after 1080p YouTube video can only be streamed in 720p 4
Dumbnews 06.08.13 5:08pm
Al OPecia
Lib Dems call for ban on hot & cold running water and flushing toilets by 2040 2
Nowherefast 06.08.13 5:06pm
Nowherefast
UK Foreign Office To Refer To Spain As "Northern Gibraltar" In Future

As a consequence of a dispute between Gibratar and the Country-Formerly-Known-As-Spain, the spit of land which lies between France and British territitory of Gibratar, with Portugal attached to its...

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Titus 06.08.13 2:54pm
Titus
Sexually frustrated Welsh sculptor tries baa-relief 2
sydalg 06.08.13 2:07pm
Titus
Egyptian necrophiliac seeks yummy mummy 0
sydalg 06.08.13 1:26pm
sydalg
King Alfred Remains Great and Dead 1
davetwojackets 06.08.13 1:03pm
A.A.Arkwright
Chandler Bing advised not to fly to Yemen.

'Well then I guess I'm going to Yemen' [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc8ss9luS5Y]I'm going to Yemen[/url] More soon...

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MADJEZ 06.08.13 12:43pm
Wrenfoe
Simon Cowell forgets Durex-factor 0
sydalg 06.08.13 10:40am
sydalg
Four Horsemen to become Four Cyclists of Apocalypse after deal with Findus 0
sydalg 06.08.13 9:24am
sydalg