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Cinemas to inflate ticket prices for The Iron Lady to immerse viewers in 80s 1
irregular apple 3 years
"I had my 2 drink free days in 1995 and 2003" says Charles Kennedy 0
apepper 3 years

MPs have recommended that people have 2 drink free days. In a confused statement, former Lib dem leader Charles Kennedy claims that he's already had his two - in 1995 and 2003. MPs have responded...

LVA uproar at Government's "two dry days a week" advice 0
Scroat 3 years
iPhone 5 to include ‘Pray as you Go’ app to give direct access to Steve Jobs 2
fernandomando 3 years

Apple are rumoured to be close to confirming more details about the eagerly iPhone 5, and that one of its key new features will be touchless ‘pray as you go’ technology allowing users to connect...

Have 2 free drinks a day, say MPs. 0
Griffin 3 years
Vinny Jones hopeful that ad campaign can resuscitate career 1
irregular apple 3 years
Man who beat-out "Stayin Alive" on Sovereign charged with treason 0
antharrison 3 years
Luis Suarez serves ban shouting from the Kop 6
Perks 3 years
Ed Balls ticked off with Tourette's label 0
apepper 3 years

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Cameron attributes Tourettes remarks to ‘cultural differences’ 2
muchofamuchness 3 years

Language used ‘doesn’t have offensive overtones for someone with his background at Eton’; lack of familiarity with ordinary English life means that Prime Minister ‘can’t be expected to...

Camden Man Loses Life But Finds Keys. 0
sredni vashta 3 years
Meryl Streep to play Arthur Scargill in The Anthracite Man 2
roybland 3 years
Headline writers agree, 'man with tourettes' is a great ticker 1
Perks 3 years
Dignitas to provide a mobile clinic for people in rural areas. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Mrs T 7
waggy 3 years

Apparently new movie The Iron Lady has had to be given an 18 certificate,as it’s unsuitable for miners! film at 11...

New Hope As Cameron Fails To Insult a Minority Sector For 24 Hours 1
Deimos 3 years

After weeks of coaching and strict censorship, David Cameron’s aids at last feel they have achieved a goal that many thought could never have achieved in the course of a single parliamentary term. ...

“Balls? Balls!" 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Says Tourette’s Society...

Cameron set to have his chin implant removed 0
kga6 3 years

It is no secret that much of Cameron's pondering power comes from his exquisitely executed hand-on-chin pose, seen time and time again when questioned are raised. But little known to most of the...

Telegram senders save 10% by taking out all the stops 4
apepper 3 years

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New £500 coin to explain LBW law 6
apepper 3 years

The Royal Mint is to release a new £500 coin with a detailed explanation of the LBW law on it's reverse. "LBW has always caused some confusion and it's hoped that the new coin will make things much...

Spain admits Mayan calendar could well have gone beyond December 2012... 1
Smart Alex 3 years

'if we hadn't destroyed their civilisation before they'd finished writing it'...

Blacks in administration - Diane Abbott blames white conspiracy 4
pere floza 3 years
'I'll have a tea please God' says Hollness as he settles into Heaven. 3
MADJEZ 3 years

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Heat on Diane Abbott confirms Hawking's theory 2
medici2471 3 years
Tropical VD clinic to introduce tick-box quality control. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Nurses urged to "look" at patients. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Lib Dems made to wear bells in public 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

"Look out it's a turncoat run away run awayetc"...

Getting PIP breast implants is not playing the Health Lottery, says minister. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Talent competition "very easy to judge" 5
Andrew 3 years

Judges at a competition to find the best singer aged 11-14 at a mid-budget holiday camp in Torquay recently were relieved to announce that the final decision had been "very easy" to reach. The...

Obama moves USA to a single time zone 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

In a bold electioneering move, President Obama has declared that the whole of the United States will now not only be one time zone, but aligned to Samoa. “First is everything and every American...