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"Bwarp flomm," states man who claims ability to create new words at will. 0
Haywood Manley 3 years
Battersea Dogs Home in Afghan Withdrawal 0
apepper 3 years

Battersea Dogs and Cats home have announced that they will no longer accept Afghan Hounds in what may be the first of several breed specific exclusions. Also excluded are "cats that look at me...

Carlos Tevez reveals evil twin at fault for recent bad behaviour 2
paddyparkinson 3 years

A Confused Argentina international football striker had been wondering why he was being spat on in the street and not served at his local Manchester restaurant. It then became clear to Carlos Tevez...

Scientists find out how to everything 0
Z3RO 3 years

Lead astrophysicists at Oxford University have discovered how to everything. "The team were really happy" John Gregory, lead expert on anything said "the answer was staring us in the face this whole...

Reading The Sunday Sun will turn you gay ! Warns Mirror. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Yanks nuke Kabul over Superman comic burning incident 0
yussle 3 years
John Lewis business model now available from Airfix 0
medici2471 3 years
Met police hold 250 in licensing crackdown lock in 0
button 3 years
Tom Daley admits diving competitions may be getting in the way of his media work 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Audi A5 smaller than A4 on paper, engineers claim. 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Hat-tip to apepper...

"Church does not own marriage" - eBay lot withdrawn 0
apepper 3 years

The Church of England's plan to raise funds by selling the concept of marriage on eBay has been thrown into disarray by a government ruling that the church is not the registered owner of marriage...

More rating agency news. BBC downgraded to ITV. 4
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years

BB King, CC Penistone, Didi Ramone, ee cummings all on 'negative outlook'. ZZ Top officially 'junk' status. Any more for any more?...

FA Plan Quarterly England Manager Change To Lift Team Spirit Every Three Months 0
sredni vashta 3 years
Rating agency latest, AA downgraded to Greenflag 0
virtuallywill 3 years

more at the roadside later...

A4e criticised as "only existing on paper" 0
apepper 3 years

It's been disclosed that controversial company A4e was only created for tax reasons as a paper company which is held by a parent organisation called "Ring Binder"...

MP's questioned after House of Commons left in a mess 0
paddyparkinson 3 years

It was a shocking sight. Beer cans thrown on the floor, pizza boxes left open with stale slices still in them and a huge coke stain on the Speaker of the House's chair. The House of Commons had...

Sort of greeny-yellow tint to everything down to global warming say scientists 0
Haywood Manley 3 years

Peculiar hue caused by climate change, not by endless dicking around in Adobe After Effects to make crap look appealing as previously thought...

New culinary jewellery described as pioneering 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years
un-retouched picture of Adele 5
Son of Barnabas 3 years

[url=]Take a peek here[/url]...

Buddhist Monk sets himself on fire in protest of winter chill 0
paddyparkinson 3 years
Man drowned in 3-ft deep lake because firefighters ‘were not trained’ to rescue 4
Son of Barnabas 3 years

Oh, sorry, that's a real story'. As I have said before, the world is just getting more barmy than us crumby biscuiteers could imagine in a month of...

Bomb carnage latest: 'No women & children involved'. Oh, that's OK then. 0
dvo4fun 3 years

More later...

Dunlopillo sculptor charged with foam hacking. 7
JETFAB 3 years
Back to work tsar .. unemployed. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
A4e claim 'Our Jobs Programme works!' after creating new Family Champion post 3
dvo4fun 3 years

more (vacancies) soon...

Anne Widdecombe Sex tape terrifies viewers 3
paddyparkinson 3 years

Young and single men surfing the net for footage of a Kim Kardashian look-a-like being gang banged by two policemen and a plumber, may be in for a nasty surprise. A sex tape has made its way round...

Cardboard company admin punch-up a 'box office hit' 2
Perks 3 years
Benevolent Nigerian Prince stunned by apathy towards his Philanthropic emails 8
SimonJJames 3 years

Prince Abiola Olatunde spoke of his frustration yesterday, as his attempts to enrich his fellow internet users continue to fall upon deaf ears. Employing a team of volunteers from the school he...

Belmarsh riot caused by Big Fat Gypsy Weddings paternity row 0
kimllfixit 3 years

Prison officials at HMP Belmarsh have released their findings following the riots which took place late on Tuesday night, stating the trigger as being a group of prisoners arguing over who was the...

TC given managers job at Wolves names Benny the Ball as first team coach 2
charlies_hat 3 years

I know football lines don't go down too well but I love Top Cat !...