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Police arrest actor after dramatic manhunt 0
Scronnyglonkle 20.04.13 8:49am
Scronnyglonkle
Gay Men march through Cowes protesting offensive post.

Cause 1 Million pounds worth of tasteful refurbishment...

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rob box 20.04.13 8:34am
rob box
Doubts cast on Yewtree evidence after allegations of wobble-boarding 11
Idiot 20.04.13 6:29am
ginty
Harris "frisky antics" victim revealed to be 87 year old London woman

"AND SHE STARTED IT".More soon...

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antharrison 20.04.13 12:43am
JoeBradley
Q. Which football team do sheep support?

A. Ewe-ventus. Boom boom!...

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deskpilot3 19.04.13 10:51pm
deskpilot3
Joke about cooper with unfeasibly large penis scraping the bottom of the barrel 1
LensCap 19.04.13 10:21pm
topfotogmw
Two glasses of wine a day "help you live to get arrested in Operation Yewtree" 1
sydalg 19.04.13 10:20pm
Yikes
United Kingdom Loses Triple A Status ‘and an RAC Rosette’

The United Kingdom has been stripped of its triple A status by the interfering and unhelpful credit ratings agency, Fitch. The decision was taken because the UK does not have ample parking for guests...

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SJM 19.04.13 10:05pm
SJM
Single suspect holds 1m people at bay

It could only happen in America...

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custard cream 19.04.13 9:07pm
custard cream
Thatcher a surprise entrant in London marathon

After effortlessly completing a test run on Wednesday, Margaret Thatcher has declared herself a starter in this Sunday’s London Marathon. Thatcher, a first time marathoner, is relieved to be still...

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Yikes 19.04.13 8:26pm
sydalg
Stevie Wonder to re-release MasterBlaster as charity single for Boston victims

When accused of insensitivity, the soul superstar claimed not to have seen the footage of the atrocity...

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Nimrod 19.04.13 7:42pm
Nimrod
New gay breakdown service for cars launched - Pink Jag

I'm hoping for 40 responses...

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LensCap 19.04.13 7:04pm
LensCap
Fear of Maltesers epidemic spreads through the dyslexic community 0
LensCap 19.04.13 6:55pm
LensCap
Osborne admits 'tears were for £10m cost of Thatcher funeral' 0
custard cream 19.04.13 6:52pm
custard cream
Measles arrested in North Korean underage Thatcher sex explosion.

More soon. Very probably...

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wallster 19.04.13 5:18pm
Sinnick
Only place Kelvin Mackenzie Welcome on Merseyside is the Liverpool Care Pathway

says a travel survey...

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ronseal 19.04.13 4:43pm
ronseal
Music world in shock as Stylophone company cancels Harris contract 0
sydalg 19.04.13 4:27pm
sydalg
Comedian Phil Cool sought over copycat offences. 1
MADJEZ 19.04.13 4:22pm
NewBiscuit
Terrified Harris warned he could be sentenced to listen to his own songs 0
sydalg 19.04.13 3:47pm
sydalg
IMF tells Osborne to wipe 'grubby little smile' from his face

IMF headmistress, Christine Lagarde, has told UK Chancellor George Osborne that he is not too big for her to place him over her knees and give him a jolly good spanking. Speaking on Thursday,...

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monkeyrepublic 19.04.13 2:59pm
monkeyrepublic
Mr Harris, Is That Really An Extra Leg? 0
deceangli 19.04.13 2:57pm
deceangli
Rolf Harris to release "Two Little Boys"

[I may need legal advice on this ]...

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Sinnick 19.04.13 2:49pm
The Nage
"I'm more than qualified to screw up our education system" claims Gove

Following the National Union of Teacher's unanimous vote that Michael Gove is a complete arse, with about as much relevant experience to be Secretary of State for Education as Kerry Katona has to be...

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Mr_Johno 19.04.13 2:44pm
Mr_Johno
Rolf warned if found guilty he could transported to Australia. 0
MADJEZ 19.04.13 2:19pm
MADJEZ
Price of flammable Chechen flags rockets in the US.

More xenophobic outrage soon...

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MADJEZ 19.04.13 1:39pm
MADJEZ
Teachers propose longer working day for MPs and shorter holidays

The changes would see their current eighty two days summer break, or nearly 12 weeks, reduced by almost half to match the time off most workers are entitled to during an entire year. If the changes...

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Ian Searle 19.04.13 1:38pm
monkeyrepublic
New One Direction single urged as consumer spending falls

Chancellor George Osborne has blamed the UK's top boy band, One Direction, for disappointing retail figures for the last quarter. He said: "If the economy is to pick up, we need our wealth creators,...

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monkeyrepublic 19.04.13 1:15pm
monkeyrepublic
Jake The Peg Accused Of "Inappropriate Behaviour" 1
Titus 19.04.13 1:07pm
Son of Barnabas
Paul Gascoigne boards plane for Boston with a fishing rod and some chicken 0
Backup Brian 19.04.13 12:52pm
Backup Brian
Clairvoyant Decides Future in Business

A clairvoyant has finally decided to give up on his career. He feels that there is no future in the business...

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GillsImp 19.04.13 12:41pm
SJM