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Mexican dentist denies buy 1 get 1 free special offer; "I said 'tooth for Juan'"

Sombrero, poncho, umscarf...

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Perks 02.10.12 9:01am
Sinnick
Terry Johnson, 4, put on naughty step after "smelly poo-head" slur

The trial of Terry Johnson. aged 4, began at Little Scamps Nursery in Nuneaton this afternoon after an alleged name calling incident during a game of "tag" earlier this morning. An unnamed member of...

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LittleSpender 02.10.12 8:59am
Sinnick
NZ scientists remove women from baby feeding

A team of scientists in New Zealand have created “low allergy” GM cow’s milk that finally solves the literally decades-long problem of how to ensure all babies can get the second-best food...

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Sir Lupus 02.10.12 8:46am
Sir Lupus
Megan wins erotic fiction award for essay, ‘What we did on our holidays’... 2
Tripod 02.10.12 8:40am
jamsieoconnor
Badgers usurped as Ed Miliband gives TB to all those not at university

Infection soon...

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acwanaut 02.10.12 8:30am
FlashArry
Milliband on Education :"Everyone must be special, so no one is"

The labour leader's intent to introduce a new technical baccalaureate for the 50% of school leavers who do not go on to university has drawn the following statement from Dr. Edward Jones, Spokesman...

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FlashArry 02.10.12 8:19am
FlashArry
IKEA Christmas cards to feature Joseph as single parent 0
Sir Lupus 02.10.12 8:15am
Sir Lupus
Figures for something or other fall 1.4%. Some people are concerned... 0
Tripod 02.10.12 8:03am
Tripod
Stained Shell Suits Scrutinised In Savile Row 0
pinxit 02.10.12 7:39am
pinxit
Balls up in the polls shows Balls up in the polls 0
nickb 02.10.12 7:18am
nickb
Relief as moronic cries of ‘In The Hole’ fail to land Ryder Cup for US

The world of sport breathed a huge collective sigh of relief at the Ryder Cup result last night after it was shown that shouting ‘Get In The Hole’ at a golf ball after it has been struck...

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Midfield Diamond 01.10.12 9:47pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Lab Conference Special Offer: Buy one 4G network, get 100,00 starter homes free. 0
Boutros 01.10.12 9:23pm
Boutros
Golf trousers to become "more special" 0
nickb 01.10.12 9:20pm
nickb
More anxiety for Mars Curiosity mission control team

The communications team were dismayed to hear unauthorised transmissions from the martian surface today. "Warning, Will Robinson .." and "I'm afraid I can't open the pod bay door Dave" were some of...

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misterjingles 01.10.12 9:00pm
misterjingles
Vacancies at British Procrastination Society - timewasters need to apply

more when they get round to it...

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Sir Lupus 01.10.12 8:22pm
Sir Lupus
Unite Leader condemns Labour conference for a 'lack of opening ceremony'

As Labour’s annual party conference gets underway, Unite leader Len McCluskey has come out and publicly criticised the lack of opening ceremony. As one of the party’s largest donors, he believes...

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Perks 01.10.12 7:55pm
Radio One renamed Radio Notsowonderful 0
Drylaw 01.10.12 7:21pm
Drylaw
Shoe shop gives clown great deal on spacial loafers 1
charlies_hat 01.10.12 7:18pm
Perks
Facebook releases "Auto-like" feature 0
Dumbnews 01.10.12 6:20pm
Dumbnews
Tramp with head stuck in bin in Aberdeen was 'looking for Godot' 0
pinxit 01.10.12 6:14pm
pinxit
Culling badgers with TB "will only drive them underground" 2
AReader 01.10.12 6:08pm
Boutros
Milliband will call for Labour and Tories to be renamed ‘Jets’ and ‘Sharks’

In his conference speech on Tuesday afternoon, leader of the opposition Ed Milliband will propose a renaming of the main parties. ‘We’ll be the Jets,’ said Milliband, ‘and the Conservatives...

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DustyBinLaden 01.10.12 5:21pm
Jeremy Forrest to receive posthumous Jim'll Fix It badge 1
charlies_hat 01.10.12 4:12pm
FlashArry
"Incompetent" serial killer struck off

Disgraced former serial killer, Ian Moore, has been struck off the Psychopath Register after admitting to a catalogue of errors stretching back nearly twenty years. Moore, who qualified as a serial...

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jamsieoconnor 01.10.12 4:09pm
FlashArry
Nasa's Curiosity rover sends back picture of Seagull

The Curiosity team from NASA has been surprised by the appearance of live seagull in one of the photos sent back from the surface of Mars. It seems that the feckless fowl followed the mission from...

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robertsonal 01.10.12 4:06pm
FlashArry
Inagaddadavida 'momentary dyslexia' admit Imron Madmin

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=4857840659989431&id=ae4e609af7d0bd2150078ba91715b963...

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vertical 01.10.12 4:01pm
FlashArry
Reports

of strange lights in the sky over the Vatican have been put down to a the biggist meteorite shower the world has ever seen,lasting over 3 hours.On seeing the magnificent spectacle a frighted Pope was...

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Dave Grigger 01.10.12 4:00pm
Dave Grigger
Jimmy Saville

to be dug up and reburied after prankster grave digger admits puting him in upside down with a gravestone reading kiss my ass...

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Dave Grigger 01.10.12 3:39pm
Dave Grigger
Gareth Malone to form Taliban Choir

In an attempt to end over 30 years of violence and war in Aghanistan, the perkily posh, quirky choir master, Malone, 37, has reportedly made initial contact with Taliban commanders in Helmand...

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Don1 01.10.12 12:18pm
custard cream
Litter bin confounds Aberdeen man

Firefighters were called out to rescue a man whose head was stuck in a public litter bin in Justice Street, Aberdeen. Emergency services were alerted on Sunday evening by a passer by who noticed a...

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custard cream 01.10.12 12:16pm
custard cream