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Call for 16 year olds to be conscripted to serve in National Health Service 1
Stan Laurel 3 years

With the National Health Service facing increasing pressure to find ways of meeting budget restrains, a leading Conservative think tank has come up with a radical solution which they believe provides...

Holiday Hell For Tourists in Egypt 4
jampot 3 years

An elderly couple jetted off to Egypt for their dream holiday - but ended up in a nightmare after the nation rose up as one to expel them. Hosni Mubarak, 82, and his wife Suzanne, 69, travelled to...

Miliband still doesn't know what to do with Balls, admits senior aide 0
Tom O'Hara 3 years

I'm sure Johnson and Balls jokes were done to death on here a few weeks ago, but just in case they weren't "Johnson moves aside to reveal Balls" "Miliband still finding Balls difficult to swallow"...

Manchester councillor defends closure of all but one toilet 1
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 3 years

Councillor Roger Wilkes has defended the closure of every public toilet apart from the one 300 yards from his flat. "It is never easy deciding on which services to cut in these times of austerity,...

Magners shares suspended after allegations of incider trading... 1
deskpilot3 3 years
Radio 7 staff 'deeply concerned' as station is renamed Radio 4+1. 0
deskpilot3 3 years

And not because it doesn't add up properly...

Bankers 'a bit cheerier' after realisation extra £800m tax is not per capita. 0
malgor 3 years
Search is on for rich Sheik who thinks Manchester City Council's a football club 0
greg various 3 years
Blue singer urinates on ATM in protest at failure to regulate banking system 7
Tom O'Hara 3 years

(I'm a newbie on here, about to find out I'm not as funny as I think I am)...

Papal infallibility “becoming a burden”, admits Pope... 1
Doylem 3 years

Pope Benedict XVI has revealed that his infallibility is weighing heavily upon him, and taking a lot of the fun out of being God’s representative here on earth. “From my early days as plain...

University of Life set to charge £9,000 a year tuition fees 0
simonjmr 3 years

The School of Hard Knocks and Bitter experience also considering upping their fees. "When it comes to edukashun, evrybodi spects tyo pay 4 theyre 2ition, 2 copete we need to b up the're wi da big...

Tahrir Square sets world record when Oops upside your head is played 0
simonjmr 3 years
Zeitgeist launches Legal Technicality Mag for killers, rapists and tax avoiders 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

The cream of celebrity gathered in Knightsbridge last night, for the launch of Legal Technicality, the lifestyle magazine for cash rich but morally bankrupt community. Unconvicted killers, rapists...

No news here 0
virtuallywill 3 years

photo too big...

Banks livid over £25 admin charge for £800m tax bill 1
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 3 years

Bankers were left livid today after receiving a bill for £800 million pounds. However, it wasn't the size of the bill that left them irate, rather the £25 charge for the letter telling them that...

Viewers baffled by factual advert for comparison web site 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

Hundreds of viewers complained today after the showing of an advert for a comparison web site which said what it actually did., 'Where's the cute CGI animals?' they demanded. 'Or the really annoying...

Bankers pretend to be upset by new bank levy 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

Bankers today tried their best to be upset by the new levy which will take £2.5 billion from banks., 'Oh dear, how sad, never mind,' said one. 'That just means the cleaning lady will have to go...

Californian killed whilst recreating Angry Birds in real life 0
flyerblade 3 years
Is this plagiarism, copying a joke idea, but changing the names? 5
Dumbnews 3 years

Last year there was a great joke on the Super bowl: The Who’s comeback concert marred by violence in stadium So is this joke considered plagiarism: Black Eyed Peas concert marred by violence in...

Twatter - social networking for puffin fanciers. 0
riesler 3 years
Poundland to change name after recent VAT increase 0
virtuallywill 3 years

terms and conditions may vary...

Pope duped by online pontiffile 0
Ludicity 3 years

Pope Benedict XVI is said to be heartbroken that a long running ‘virtual romance’ on Facebook with someone pretending to be God has turned out to be a scam perpetrated by a 54 year old plumber...

Crowd cheering with heavy irony ‘similar to normal cheering’ claims audiologist. 0
malgor 3 years
Belgian students conclusively prove that 'Intelligent Design' theory is wrong. 0
Griffin 3 years
Sales in balls rebound after harsh weather 0
virtuallywill 3 years

more boing later...

Police cuts - residents of Midsomer are worried 2
John Wiltshire 3 years

Residents of the county of Midsomer expressed concern at the possible cuts in police numbers., 'As it is there's only 2 detectives and one pathologist to cover the whole county,' said one lady who...

'I don't care if no-one buys my new album' Geldof tells all the news media 3
John Wiltshire 3 years

Bob Geldof today began a week-long round of media interviews about his new album, declaring that he 'doesn't care' if no-one buys his new album 'How To Compose Popular Songs that Will Sell.', 'It...

'Intelligent' Belgian students tried to fly with Ryanair. 2
Ostsee 3 years
ADRIAN CHILES FACES LIFE BAN FROM 'BENNY HILL LOOKALIKE' COMPETITIONS 0
3 years

Following five consecutive wins during it's five year life, the Committee of the Little Dimpton Benny Hill Lookalike Competition has unanimously voted for a life ban due to "..an uncanny likeness".,...

Lakeland Mountain Rescue Team to charge for non-emergency call-outs... 4
Doylem 3 years

The announcement was made in Ambleside, today, by Bob Fell, a grizzled mountaineer and team leader, who would give Chris Bonington a run for his money in a Chris Bonington look-alike competition....