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| BNP invitation and Prince Harry's Fancy Dress Outfit. Are they connected? | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dun Dunkin | 2 years |
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More Bongo Bongo land news later... |
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| Prince Threatens Brother with 'Python' | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dun Dunkin | 2 years |
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Then starts acting out scenes from Life of Brian such as, 'He's not the messiah he's just a naughty boy' and 'what have the Romans ever done for us'... |
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| Prince Threatens Brother with 'Python' | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dun Dunkin | 2 years |
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But William told Harry to put it away and zip up... |
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| Cameron sorry for Bloody Sunday - I was 6 at the time but I must | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
brownpaperreporter | 2 years |
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shoulder this burden. I would also like to apologise for the response to the Easter Uprising 1916, The Boer War, The savage Empire. all my fault, sorry. But not transportation, oh no, how else was... |
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| The Camerons admit cuts not easy "We've cut back on the Nam Pla already" | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
brownpaperreporter | 2 years |
| The message is clear as Vuvuzela translates into English as "deaf white man" | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
brownpaperreporter | 2 years |
| Green blames gaff on throw back to previous life as rabbit on salisbury plain | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Basil_B | 2 years |
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Apparently he died of a severe case of myxiemetoesis. Still more believable than blaming the ball... |
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| England squad struck down by flu bug | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Scroat | 2 years |
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Except Robert Green... |
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| BNP chief and Queen rumoured to be planning to discuss German links. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
| Robert Green is the new face of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
deskpilot3 | 2 years |
| Civil servants say private v public sector civil war cannot start before 10:30am | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
StoopyDeGunt | 2 years |
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The declaration of civil war, between Britain's divided public and private sector workers, has already hit a snag, with civil servants insisting on a 10:30 am start time, with a stop at 11 am for the... |
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| British National Party to change name. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
deskpilot3 | 2 years |
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Worried about adverse publicity, because BNP is too similar to BP... |
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| Big Brother contestants starve to death as Channel 4 forgets they are there. | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
dominic_mcg | 2 years |
| It's all about blagging rights, says Robbie Earle | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
StoopyDeGunt | 2 years |
| Outcry as American spills oil on BP forecourt. More soon. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
dominic_mcg | 2 years |
| Referendum to be held: should England stay in the UK? | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
| Cameron apologizes for Bloody Sunday. Clegg apologizes for Migraine Monday. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
dominic_mcg | 2 years |
| Outcry as Voldemort invited to tea party at Buckingham Palace | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
shitsu_tonka | 2 years |
| "Too sexy" Amy Pond to be replaced by Bella Emberg, says BBC insider. More soon. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
dominic_mcg | 2 years |
| Recession means only 52% of L'Oreal customers are now 'worth it' in real terms | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
dicky37 | 2 years |
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The repercussions of the recent economic downturn are wider than first thought, with a measurable decline in the self-esteem of a generation of women... |
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| Sir Jimmy Saville denies spending the £200million on bling. More soon. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
dominic_mcg | 2 years |
| Vuvuzela coming to Question Time. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dun Dunkin | 2 years |
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'They'll give it a bit of vuvu-voom that will take it to the next level'... |
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| Robbie Earle sacked over World Cup tickets | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dun Dunkin | 2 years |
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Another victim of the vuvuzela hypnosis?... |
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| BNP invited to Garden Party Dilemma. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dun Dunkin | 2 years |
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Monarchy that is 50% migrant not 'British' enough... |
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| The Inquiry Executive Summary | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dun Dunkin | 2 years |
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'Lets face it the UK is an army of occupation and these things are consistent with that idiom'. More BS later... |
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| Cows backside unharmed following attack with banjo by England strikers | 2 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
edward hack | 2 years |
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Moo soooon... |
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| Cameron apologies for Bloody Sunday. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Basil_B | 2 years |
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Especially as his afternoon garden party was rained off causing him to cancel several friends and some local members of the hunt, ' bloody sunday was a complete wash out and I lost the deposit for... |
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| Pope tumbles undercover sting after officer forgets to wax himself 'everywhere' | 1 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
| Green blames fumble on being temporarily possessed by the ghost of Ray Charles | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Basil_B | 2 years |
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Well it's a more credible excuse than blaming the ball... |
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| Italy's first half captitulation brought back memories of WWII Africa 1942. | 0 | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Basil_B | 2 years |
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Speaking of his teams first half efforts a misty eyed Italian Manager Marcel Lippi said ' The way we rolled over and let Paraquay take the lead was not unlike the performance given by our Army at El... |
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