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Cloud shaped like Jimmy Saville's cock 'now inevitable' warn scientists.

More soon Yeah, I'm a bit drunk...

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Qoxiivi 21.10.12 5:36pm
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Bob Harris quietly distances himself from BBC's DJ whispering campaign 0
Nowherefast 21.10.12 5:11pm
Nowherefast
Every five minutes Davina McCall cries for a cause...

Davina's tears are real. Davina's tears are preventable. For all those whose lives have been blighted, for once and for all, just £5, will help cure cancer, save the snow leopard, provide clean...

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pithandvinegar 21.10.12 4:18pm
pithandvinegar
'Saville Row' unsuitable 1
Ironduke 21.10.12 4:09pm
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weematt 21.10.12 3:50pm
Ironduke
The last celebrity not to have been discovered on a reality TV show has died 0
Ian Searle 21.10.12 2:45pm
Ian Searle
UK defence exports hit new low as May announces clampdown on weapons suppliers 0
Nowherefast 21.10.12 1:20pm
Nowherefast
Polish Builders mass in Carlisle as Hadrian's Wall reconstruction rumours grow 0
Nowherefast 21.10.12 1:01pm
Nowherefast
After check-in, proceed to take off. Take off jacket, shoes, belt, watch …. 0
weematt 21.10.12 9:52am
weematt
Unlucky US airport employee loses check-in post. 0
weematt 21.10.12 9:46am
weematt
Channel 4's Stand Up To Cancer made cancer suffering measurably worse 1
gaijintendo 21.10.12 8:51am
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Battery cages outlawed thanks to gentically engineered stackable cuboid poultry 3
Ironduke 21.10.12 7:53am
Screenie
Griffin banned from B&B

Nick Griffin, the leader of the BNP, was banned from a B&B last year it emerged today. The couple running the B&B became concerned when they noticed his name as he checked in. "As a strict...

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Not Amused 21.10.12 7:52am
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Cameron pledges to lower cost of Wagyu steak, caviar and truffles

In a historic address to the Conservative Party 1922 committee, David Cameron has promised to introduce legisation to control the cost of tradional staple foods such as Wagyu steak, caviar, white...

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antharrison 21.10.12 6:00am
Squudge
Andrew Mitchell loses final of the Great British Eff-Off 0
weematt 20.10.12 11:33pm
weematt
Government launches prison self check-in system

The Home Secretary today unveiled the Government's controversial new scheme which, he claims, will "revolutionise and streamline" the procedure for the detention of prisoners. Outlining the new...

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jamsieoconnor 20.10.12 8:48pm
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'Midge may have headed south' warn Strathclyde Police

Police searching for a midge who attacked an Edinburgh man say they think the assailant may have left the Scottish Highlands and could now be operating in the East Devon area. Despite extensive...

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The Bogs 20.10.12 8:28pm
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Comedy Industry awards to be guest compered by sales manager from IT Solutions

It's been a tough year for the comedy industry, with originality in a long term decline and nepotism tightening its death grip on the influx of new talent and ideas. So this year, the organisers of...

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ronseal 20.10.12 8:20pm
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Cameron denies calling the Cabinet "F***ing morons!"

..more soon...

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Squudge 20.10.12 8:19pm
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Nancy Evans 96, says the internet has really ‘widened’ her world.

Nancy Evans revealed yesterday how much her newly acquired skill of using the internet has changed her life. ‘At first I wasn’t sure that I would have time to do it could do it’ she admits- as...

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writinginbsl 20.10.12 8:17pm
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George Osbourne: "My Standard-Class train terror"

With the news recently revealed that George Osbourne paid for a standard-class ticket before sitting in first-class, the Chancellor has bravely spoken out about the terrifying circumstances that...

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WatcherMark 20.10.12 8:16pm
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Davros launches Dalek-targeted auction web site...

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pinxit 20.10.12 8:14pm
pinxit
Resurgence of Surrealism due to predictive text, says OED 1
pinxit 20.10.12 8:05pm
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FOUND!: Travel Pass. Left on train...

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pinxit 20.10.12 8:01pm
The All New Jeni B
It doesn't take long for Andrew Mitchell to cash in on his 'fame'...

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pinxit 20.10.12 7:27pm
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Colourful veteran ex-children's TV presenter charged with 'gross indecency' 

Following accusations that he regularly exposed himself on live television, veteran children's Saturday night '90's favourite Mr Blobby appeared at Bow Street magistrates court today....

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pinxit 20.10.12 7:21pm
pinxit
Health Lottery 'winner' disappointed to discover prize is trip to gum clinic 0
quango 20.10.12 4:39pm
quango
Victorious Ed Balls climbs aboard Frankel bandwaggon

Chancellor-in-waiting, Ed Balls, slapped down £2 cash this afternoon to pay for a canny £1 each way bet on super-horse Frankel. And the great star duly obliged with his unmatched fourteenth win in...

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20.10.12 3:45pm
“Strictly 2013” explore pairing Clare Balding with Frankel? 1
20.10.12 3:41pm
Dick Everyman
After night spent drinking in German pub, man wakes up with awful Hannover 1
pinxit 20.10.12 3:15pm
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