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Greece threatened with expulsion from UEFA and Eurovision 0
grottymonty 3 years

Pressure on Greece to remain as part of the Euro mechanism has grown following the latest bombshell dropped by Sarkozy and Merkel. It has been revealed that if they do decide to leave the Euro, not...

Anti-capitalists hit Sesame Street - brought to you by lower case letters t &g 1
Ian Searle 3 years

Said Oscar the Grouch, "These people are living like animals!"...

OS map officials caught at Hooters while surveying mountainous local features 0
vertical 3 years

Explaining controversial expenses claims for evenings at Hooters, a raunchy restaurant and bar chain in San Diego, UK Ordnance Survey staff said the venue 'happened to be near their hotel while they...

ITV takes out Super Injuction on Downton Cast List 0
Ian Searle 3 years

After the identity of the character who is to die was discovered in a clear plastic bag in Vince Cable's dustbin...

Confidential government files now available via Cable 2
Screenie 3 years
Cable's bin laden 0
Screenie 3 years
Health and Safety concerns throws Greek 'knife edge' vote into chaos 0
thackaray 3 years
Remote control dogs set to be surprise ‘must-have’ gift this Christmas 13
3 years

A personal tragedy for 38 year-old Anthony Smith from Nottingham has inadvertently created what is predicted to be this year’s top selling Christmas gift – a full-scale, remote-control dog....

Recipe for "Cubby Broccoli" to be revealed in new Bond Cookbook. 0
nickb 3 years

It’s the world’s most famous signature side dish, ordered by every James Bond in every movie since the franchise began. Now the world will be able to make its own Cubby Broccoli at home, if...

Greek Prime Minister to offer voters referendum on referendum. 2
seymour totti 3 years

Greek Prime Minister, George Papandreou, has announced that, prior to accepting the EU bailout package, he will offer voters a referendum to see if they want a referendum. "It's all very well giving...

Greek PM can't decide about referendum; may put choice to electorate 1
apepper 3 years

Greek PM George Papandreou has indicated that he may not hold a referendum after all. "I really can't decide what's best.", explained Papandreou, "So I may have a referendum to decide what to do."...

Letwin tells Cable, ' bin there, done that' 0
Perks 3 years
House prices blamed for alarming increase in semi-competent DIY 15
Al OPecia 3 years

In the wake of falling property prices, home owners are facing the prospect of living to the end of their days with their own DIY efforts. Traditionally, households have been able to do a slapdash...

US X Factor in crisis as Paula Abdul’s face splits 6
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

The first series of the X Factor USA was plunged into turmoil today with the shock announcement that Paula Abdul’s nose has quit the show. A number of prominent stars had been linked with the...

Daytime TV stars sued for causing "insincerity secretions". 2
rocko 3 years

David Dickinson, Alan Titchmarsh and Noel Edmonds have all today been instructed to pay an ITV viewer substantial damages following an horrific physical ordeal. Jason Reynolds who has never before...

Pakistan bowlers warned not to step over the line whilst in prison 16
charlies_hat 3 years
Facebook bans employees from using Facebook 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Greece meltdown: Large slick appears in Aegean Sea 0
DorsetBoy 3 years

Or: Oil prices plunge after Greece meltdown...

Pope to make Steve Jobs patron saint of alternative medicine. More soon. 1
JBM222 3 years
Pakistan cricketers apply for bails 5
apepper 3 years

Following a discussion with lawyers, three Pakistani cricketers convicted of cheating have applied for bails; the judge is stumped...

No job no jab 2
medici2471 3 years

The government has admitted that mass flu inoculation is no longer financially viable.., The elderly and infirm are to be advised to spend at least 3 hours per week on public transport, preferably...

Air kisses may be responsible for spread of air Aids claim scientists 0
simonjmr 3 years
Pentonville 'odds on' for next year's "Inter-prison Cricket Cup" 1
dvo4fun 3 years
Fathers "are all motherfuckers" say scientists 1
nickb 3 years

well they are...

Prison food complaint: "I've got 'the runs' says Salman Butt 0
dvo4fun 3 years

more soon Coat? check Door? over there...

Famous Greeks to record Greece Aid 5
simonjmr 3 years

N Dubz Dappy and Tulisa Contostavlos (of of TV's X Factor) are pulling together a star studded ensemble to record a charity single to help rescue the ailing Greek economy. Under the patronage of...

St. Pauls protestors leave in haste... 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

as Bishop threatens to deploy Sir Cliff Richard...

Dragons invest in 5-figure petrol station signs 2
kga6 3 years
Jim Davidson comeback show leaves audience dumbfounded 10
Screenie 3 years

‘Absolutely appalling’, ‘not what you expect’ and ‘is nothing sacred’ were just a few of the mutterings uttered by the crowd as they left a small South London theatre where Jim Davidson...

St Paul’s Gift shop denies cashing in with sales of Rizlas, condoms, marker pens 7
nickb 3 years

In summer, its biggest sellers were the St Paul’s key rings and snowstorms. But after the announcement that protestors could stay till the New Year, chart toppers are likely to be the new organic...