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Serial Cheater Caught Out By Tesco Face-Scan

Following a trip to Tesco with his wife, Rupert Forrest 37, of Basingstoke was yesterday desperately trying to explain to his spouse why Tesco Face-scanning had resulted in multiple adverts aimed at...

Flugelbinder 07.11.13 1:38pm
Europe showing less interest in benchmarks - ECB

more soon., (There has to be a better ticker there somewhere.. )...

Not Amused 07.11.13 1:30pm
Not Amused
Government to outsource decision making to china to cut costs 0
tomholder 07.11.13 1:06pm
Mars Robot Explorers Just Men in Robot Suits

In a stunning revelation that has set Mars exploration back by at least a decade, NASA has revealed that the Mars rovers are not real robots, but simply men in robot suits. The announcement was made...

King Pigeon 07.11.13 12:46pm
King Pigeon
Spy chiefs "banned" from bringing fluffy white cats to Security Committee 1
nickb 07.11.13 12:05pm
Universal Credit Scheme universally discredited

“No benefit to anyone” agree experts “and a complete waste of taxpayers’ money.” “Surely that’s the point Dave” pleaded soon-to-be-jobless Iain Buncombe-Smith “if there’s no...

farmer giles 07.11.13 10:12am
farmer giles
False widow spider ate my dog

Dog owners are on high alert in Dartmoor after claims by a local farmer that his border collie was eaten by a giant false widow spider. Alleged sightings of a large black eight legged beast around...

Dick Everyman 07.11.13 10:06am
Dick Everyman
Tesco scanner tells Star Trek Fan "get a life". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 07.11.13 9:18am
Al OPecia
Ed Miliband announces Labours support for new 'Illegal Imigrant Workers Union'. 0
JoeBradley 07.11.13 12:52am
Last of the Indian families finally blown from roof of Mars rocket. 0
Ref Minor 06.11.13 11:14pm
Ref Minor
Eric Pickles to play Tatooine in the new Star Wars sequel. 1
Al OPecia 06.11.13 11:13pm
Ref Minor
Coalition rewrites Pompey Chimes.

Sign on Pompey,Pompey sign on...

Zen 06.11.13 11:13pm
X-Factor demands Sam Bailey closes USB2 inter-dental iPod gap

With the prospect of Sam Bailey winning the show intended to tie unheard of nobodies into contracts which pay them nothing, X-Factor management and judges have insisted that Sam Bailey should be...

antharrison 06.11.13 11:09pm
Rod Stewart appointed by BAE Systems for theme tune “We’re Not Sailing” 0
Dick Everyman 06.11.13 10:15pm
Dick Everyman
Tesco face scanner offers sweeties to paedophile 4
Robopop 06.11.13 9:50pm
Controversy surrounding twin towers fancy dress pair becomes overblown 0
davetwojackets 06.11.13 9:48pm
New dot-com startup boasts 100% growth from 1 to 2 users 0
Dumbnews 06.11.13 8:43pm
Dignitas to sell Polonium mints

No more soon...

Psycadelic Squirrel 06.11.13 7:38pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Yasser Arafat may have been poisoned by PLOnium 0
custard cream 06.11.13 7:24pm
custard cream
Busker playing Eine Kleine Nachtmusik in Salzburg surprised when Mozart joins in

Lithographic print goes viral!...

Ian Searle 06.11.13 7:06pm
The All New Jeni B
Prime Minister's Question's Marred By…...

….Tall bloke with thick orange makeup, shouting the odds...

Jesse Bigg 06.11.13 5:06pm
Jesse Bigg
NASA rescue attempt for woman trapped in a decaying orbit around Eric Pickles 1
nyarlathotep 06.11.13 4:43pm
Al OPecia
Summer Event….Nudist Colony To Hold A…...

"Nice To Meet You Day."...

Jesse Bigg 06.11.13 4:40pm
Jesse Bigg
Lesbo presenter's Mowvember tache in carpet munching 'velcro' horror.

Now that's how to be offensive...

MADJEZ 06.11.13 4:13pm
Supply Speaker "Totally loses it" at PMQ's

In extraordinary scenes, the House of Commons yesterday descended into scenes of "grave disorder" as Supply Speaker Craig Timmins, hired from an agency to replace, at short notice, the indisposed...

blokefromstoke 06.11.13 3:56pm
Undersized Shakespearean actor dismissed as a "hamlet" 0
sydalg 06.11.13 3:47pm
Pontefract Historical Society Adamant That 'Fracking' Didn't Begin In Their Town

…Liquorice cakes, broken bridges, yes. Fracking, no...

Jesse Bigg 06.11.13 3:44pm
Jesse Bigg
"Rig rats, I've had a few", admits rodent-eating oil worker 0
sydalg 06.11.13 3:23pm
Heinz CEO who doesn't eat company products hailed as "a breath of fresh air" 0
sydalg 06.11.13 3:22pm
BAE Announces 1,775 Shipyard job losses

A case of, Up shit creek without a proverbial!...

vanhellsink 06.11.13 3:09pm