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Fantasyland to Hold Referendum on Independence from The Magic Kingdom 0
greigewart 3 years

Following a landslide victory for the Fantasyland Nationalist Party (FNP), leader of the country’s first ever majority government, Scrooge McDuck, announces plans to hold a referendum on...

LibDems to nail bomb nurseries in an effort to improve image 5
virtuallywill 3 years

more later...

BBC and Channel 4 announce new show hosted by Terry Pratchett, Come Die With Me 4
Manifestations of Baboonery 3 years

The show promises to combine the best of the BBC’s science coverage and the award winning reality TV of Channel 4. Terry Pratchett, poster boy of assisted suicide, said "We will be offering a...

US navey admits they lost osama due to unforseen incident. 4
4ty2 3 years

when trying to treat his body for a fish pedicure, the latest fab in personal cleansing as advertised by Google all over the place. They are now going to sue Google for not warning innocent users of...

New term of abuse chosen for Alcohol Enthusiasts for the 2010's 5
404 Not Found 3 years

In the 1980's it was "Lager-louts"., In the 1990's it was "Alcopop-teens"., In the 2000's it was "Binge-drinkers". The results of Thursdays meeting of the ministry of the nanny-state show a clear...

Greek Finance Minister admits "This Euro thing is way too hard." 2
rikkor 3 years
Nick Clegg buried at sea to avoid creating a shrine for 'Yes' men. 3
Mr Payne 3 years

Cameron says the coalition will continue to work exactly as before. Nick who?...

Cameron refuses to release photos of the corpse of Clegg's political career 0
bonjonelson 3 years
McCartney to marry again. What's wrong with this one ? A Newsbiscuit exclusive. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
Middle East corresponent sacked over West Bank spoonerism.. more soon 1
404 Not Found 3 years
RSPCA calls for greater protection Lib Dem councillors 2
Mrblacker 3 years

The almost overnight disappearance of hundreds of Liberal Democrat councillors, can't be allowed to happen again, according the the RSPCA. "it's a symptom of our current attitude to the natural...

Yorkshire cedes Halifax to Lancashire after local gives tourist directions 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Bin Laden's death confirmed by Bin Laden 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Abdelbaset Ali Mohamed al-Megrahi beats Lib Dem candidate in safe Scottish seat. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Lib Dems secure unexpected majority in Purgatory East constituency. 0
Deacon 3 years
Berlusconi advises Lib Dems "electorate may just be playing hard to get". 2
Deacon 3 years
Voyager 2 actually sent into space with record of Baccara's Yes Sir I Can Boogie 4
Deacon 3 years

Ex-NASA employee De'Ante V. Miguerrez III Snr. finds the Golden Record that should have been sent - complete with Beethoven and Stravinksy recordings and directions to Earth - while clearing out...

US forces seize cache of unreleased Bin Laden video footage 22
Golgo13 3 years

While American forces celebrate the intelligence victory that led to the death of Al-Qaeda leader and cinéma vérité auteur, Osama bin Laden, his extensive video library of unfinished work and...

WWF Announce New Liberal Democrat Breeding Programme 0
mystic 3 years

It has been announced today by the World Wildlife Fund that they are to start a special breeding programme to protect the endanged species ,The Liberal Democrat. Liberal Democrat populations have...

Clegg votes 'no' as it was the alternative to what he wanted to vote for 2
Basil_B 3 years
Human Rights Activists call for skateboarding to be illegalised. 1
Deacon 3 years

Cruel to victims and fish...

Breaking news: Al Qaeda reporting Bin Laden attacked and shot by US Navy Seals 2
simonjmr 3 years

Next update due Friday 13th May. Al-Qaeda news brought to you on Betamax, VHS and donkey. More soon...

Fears for health of Newsbiscuit site... 1
Screenie 3 years

as too much coffee and sex has detrimental effect on its ticker...

Teenage Hygiene 1
Durchfall 3 years

Sir, I have a teenage son who seldom graces the bathroom with his presence. He carries around with him the true spirit of a soap dodging Englishman. My son is a great Europhile. One of his...

Lib Dem political aide describes today as “a good day to bury bad councillors” 1
Qoxiivi 3 years
Computer gremlins hit nb contributor and force quick ticker to resolve issue 0
Basil_B 3 years
William's absence due to royal wedding blamed for late rescue of injured hiker 0
Basil_B 3 years

Just one week after his wedding, Prince William has been embroiled in his first controvesy as he's been blamed for the late rescue of a hiker from Mount Snowdon in Snowdonia National Park. 'I don't...

Initial stroke leads to sex, coffee and blowing nose 2
simonjmr 3 years
Andy Murray's Wimbledon preparations on track 3
Pinhead 3 years

as the dour frisp gets hammered in Madrid...

1st celestial virgin sells Osama sex-romp story to Fortean Times. 0
Qoxiivi 3 years

More soon With a hat-tip to all those posters going on about the whole 72 virgins thing...