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Bear claims he was forced into marmalade smuggling

A bear arrested at a London terminal railway station said he was " coerced"' into smuggling marmalade in small containers into Britain from South America. Arrested as he got off the Heathrow...

nickb 15.08.13 11:53am
John Wiltshire
Woman’s Hour recipes “to become more feminist”

Woman's Hour, Radio 4’s flagship programme for persons of either cake have launched a season of gender-neutral recipes, aimed at the feminist stay-at-home home maker of either sex. “All too...

CulchaVulcha 15.08.13 11:50am
The Great British Takeaway !!

South London Chinese takeaway "Yu Orways Foget" have complained to the Mailshot Regulatory Authority (MRA )after frustrated local residents posted 758 takeaway mailshot leaflets through their letter...

Andrew Mack 15.08.13 11:39am
Andrew Mack
I love biking and I love to bike ! (RIP Mel Smith)

Reduced Boris bike rate announced for Penny Farthing !!...

Andrew Mack 15.08.13 11:33am
Andrew Mack
Shortage of Virgins predicted, as Egypt Martyr toll rises 1
Rowly 15.08.13 11:11am
Plans for wooden aeroplane dismissed as "ply in the sky" 0
sydalg 15.08.13 10:59am
Unemployed Nazi Hunter now working for library overdue fines department

Joseph Golding, a veteran Nazi hunter with over 40 years experience in bringing World War II war criminals to justice, claimed to have ‘found a new lease of life’ following his decision to...

Re Pete 15.08.13 10:40am
Short tempered, forgetful doctor loses patients... 0
Location 15.08.13 10:37am
Castro 'surprised to still be alive', says Mandella 0
medici2471 15.08.13 10:21am
Despite visiting Relate, separated Krakow couple still poles apart 1
Smart Alex 15.08.13 9:16am
Fans Contribute Fund To Buy Poverty-Stricken Simon Cowell A Proper Shirt And Tie 0
Titus 15.08.13 8:45am
Direct link found between a country's average temperature and mental instability 1
medici2471 15.08.13 8:26am
Social workers join politicians in hand-wringing over Egypt

Social workers were quick to join politicians today in hand-wringing over the chaos in Egypt. The head of Social Workers, Maggie Whistance, said:'We love an opportunity to say how terible something...

John Wiltshire 15.08.13 7:59am
John Wiltshire
A level results: Liverpool again top the table with most eh?s 0
Not Amused 15.08.13 7:59am
Not Amused
Concern Expressed Over Pregnant Panda News Blackout

The authorities have declined to comment as angry mobs surge outside zoo. "We demand the truth" chanted the crowds "What's going on? Why is news being being kept from us? Why have the facts been...

Titus 15.08.13 7:20am
Horny woman baffled why no man responds to her emails 0
Dumbnews 15.08.13 12:47am
Queen, Coalition and Murdoch fight over donation to 'whoever runs the country'

It can be done with minimum effort...

Lens Cap 14.08.13 11:08pm
Mafia denial as Sarah Jessica Parker's husband wakes to find horse's head in bed 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 14.08.13 10:59pm
Ed Miliband in Salmonella scare 6
Scronnyglonkle 14.08.13 10:47pm
Steve Coogan to release motivational comedy training video. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 14.08.13 10:15pm
New batch of Barbara Cartland novels breaks publisher's forklift 2
sydalg 14.08.13 6:35pm
Measurement device makers working to rule

More to follow...

apepper 14.08.13 6:10pm
Egg Miliband 0
medici2471 14.08.13 5:22pm
Man who punched police horse pleads "nay" to all charges. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 14.08.13 4:50pm
Al OPecia
Playing Russian roulette reduces risk of dementia by one-sixth, says Daily Mail 4
sydalg 14.08.13 4:45pm
Legal Battle Between The Queen, The Coalition, Trades Unions And Rupert Murdoch

after woman leaves £500,000 in to "whoever is running the country"...

Titus 14.08.13 4:27pm
Lib Dems & Tories admit £500k donation was really meant for Battersea Dog Home

The Tories and Lib Dems are to return a £500,000 bequest after claims it was to be left to Battersea Dog Home, not to the coalition parties. Retired vet Reginald Forbes left money in his Last Will...

toddandy 14.08.13 4:13pm
Old woman definitely didn't mean to donate money to Conservative party

The government has been widely criticised today for accepting money bequeathed by Miss Alice Turpentine of Bulith Wells to 'whichever bunch of arseholes is prepared to beg for it most'. A...

davepayne164 14.08.13 4:02pm
Peru drug bust nabs Minnie Mouse...

MADJEZ 14.08.13 4:02pm
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Gay Gibraltarian athelete in mercy dash to free Peru drug mules. more soon. 0
Al OPecia 14.08.13 3:29pm
Al OPecia