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As City of Cultures 2017, Hull will really be under the microscope. 0
irreverendJ 20.11.13 2:36pm
irreverendJ
The Incredible Hull…...

…..Rises again...

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Jesse Bigg 20.11.13 2:14pm
Jesse Bigg
"DON'T PANIC!" pleads Corporal Hodgson

Despite the Lads Army's brave but futile attempt to keep the German's at bay at Wembley last night, the England football team's heroic leader Lance Corporal Roy Hodgson was predictably upbeat.,...

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cinnahmon 20.11.13 2:11pm
cinnahmon
Prescott to express joy "through the medium of dance" 5
nickb 20.11.13 1:23pm
beau-jolly
Grimsby chippies deny balsamic vinegar promotion is “sour grapes”

“Hull is other people,” said Stan Smith, who runs the Oh My Cod fish and chip shop in central Grimsby. “So many of my customers have said this to me over a pickled egg or a battered saveloy,...

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nickb 20.11.13 1:19pm
beau-jolly
Misprint admitted - Hull to be "City for Cull" - more soon. 0
james_doc 20.11.13 12:37pm
james_doc
Phil Redmond retains his sense of irony 0
medici2471 20.11.13 11:27am
medici2471
'Not my fault,' says Co-op boss. 'I was put out to grass.' 0
Loundshay 20.11.13 11:17am
Loundshay
Princess Anne’s ‘Dine Equine’ cookbook tipped for Christmas top spot

Amazon and WH Smith have announced their Christmas sales projections today, revealing that Princess Anne’s ‘Dine Equine’ cookbook has a ‘strong chance’ of reaching the festive top spot for...

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Jesus H 20.11.13 11:09am
Jesus H
Hell and Halifax inexplicably overlooked as City of Culture...

The residents of Hell and Halifax are furious about being overlooked as City of Culture 2017. Jackie McNeil, mayor of Halifax, was scathing about the credentials of Hull to claim any prize other than...

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Tripod 20.11.13 10:56am
Tripod
Labour counters Boles' National Liberal Party with new National Socialist Party 0
cinquecento 20.11.13 10:45am
cinquecento
Overly edited war film abridged too far 2
Smart Alex 20.11.13 10:32am
Wrenfoe
Gibraltar Bravely Beats Off Second Spanish Armada 3
Titus 20.11.13 10:24am
Lens Cap
Peter Snow to report on impromptu re-enactment of Battle of Trafalgar 1
Sinnick 20.11.13 10:15am
Titus
All cheeses expected to be out of stock again soon. 1
Maverick 20.11.13 8:29am
Titus
Government to begin Conscription to Territorial Army

Following news that the government plans to reduce the number of personnel serving in the regular armed forces and replace these soldiers with reservists, the Ministry of Defence has issued...

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james_doc 20.11.13 8:27am
Squudge
"Mannschaft" conquers Pussies

Yesterday, the German national football team conquered England at Wembley. "Die Mannschaft", as they are known in Germany, gave a firm and metronomic performance that could have repercussions for...

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Spiritmonger 20.11.13 7:53am
Squudge
Texas D.A. seeking death penalty for lion. More soon.

"Worst case of leocide I've ever seen"...

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Maverick 20.11.13 12:08am
Maverick
Rob Ford lumbers into Monty Python reunion

Toronto mayor, Rod Ford, tried to turn his run of bad luck into a positive today by announcing that he was hoping to regain respect by joining Monty Python’s stage reunion. Ford dismissed his...

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Coco 19.11.13 9:16pm
Coco
Space Nappies - A step too far for mankind

In an attempt to bring realism to the recently released space drama film Gravity, starring Sandra Bullock, director Alfonso Cuarón originally intended that the cast use space nappies. However, when...

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Racechick 19.11.13 9:12pm
Al OPecia
Downton Abbey dumbs down as Lord Grantham lets working classes camp in his wood.

Viewers were shocked to see this weeks Downton episode which in a departure from the usual format had a host of new characters sleeping outdoors rather than in the big house. Scandalously several of...

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MADJEZ 19.11.13 8:28pm
jp1885
Body in well victim was roped into making hoax calls 0
davetwojackets 19.11.13 8:10pm
davetwojackets
Homo Clericus Erectus placed on endangered species register

Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, has called for urgent measures to prevent the genus Homo Clericus Erectus becoming extinct by the end of 2014. In accordance with the Endangered Species...

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Racechick 19.11.13 8:07pm
Racechick
Salmond pledges free deep-fried Mars bars to Scotland pro-independence voters

Poll rating immediately shoots up to 95%...

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farmer giles 19.11.13 7:34pm
The All New Jeni B
Rob Ford "amazed" to discover he's Mayor of Toronto

Rob Ford has described his surprise at waking up as Mayor of Toronto. Mr Ford, of Dagenham, Essex explained; "That was one hell of a night; the last thing I remember was seeing a poster saying 'Drink...

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apepper 19.11.13 7:29pm
apepper
Co-op boss quits over stigma attached to Flowers 3
topfotogmw 19.11.13 6:53pm
Kevin the Swan
Boss of Co-op bank admits he may have misunderstood what a joint account is for 2
Smart Alex 19.11.13 6:22pm
jimmydodger
Co-Op boss quit as councillor over the 'content of tissues' in office wastebin.

More s..ewwwwww..n...

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MADJEZ 19.11.13 5:28pm
MADJEZ
Hi Pad, Latest Greeting Phrase…..

….in Irish pubs? May be not...

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Jesse Bigg 19.11.13 5:26pm
Jesse Bigg
All the world's information at fingertips not making people smarter, study finds 0
Dumbnews 19.11.13 4:59pm
Dumbnews