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Hmm, yes, a lesbian queen, think men 1
Oxbridge 22.05.13 6:08pm
nickb
Discord at Tory Party as speaker turns out to be a woofer

They were unable to hear the higher registers...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 22.05.13 5:31pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Owner of disruptive mallard ordered to shut the duck up. 1
sredni vashta 22.05.13 4:51pm
sredni vashta
UK literacy rates bolstered by interpreters

The Home Office, today, announced a widening of a pilot scheme which has already made significant improvements in “failing” schools. Iraqi interpreters, who worked alongside British troops, have...

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Wrenfoe 22.05.13 3:21pm
Wrenfoe
Jimmy Savile's legacy could ruin Celebrity Charity Runs for another decade 0
ronseal 22.05.13 2:21pm
ronseal
Eric Joyce to release new single: I Fought The Law And The Law Won 0
John Wiltshire 22.05.13 1:49pm
John Wiltshire
Marrying Lord Tebbit to be outlawed 2
johnnydobbo 22.05.13 1:45pm
Titus
MP Eric Joyce admits he is bisexual 2
John Wiltshire 22.05.13 1:41pm
John Wiltshire
Lap dancing club introduces contactless payment 6
Mandy Lifeboat 22.05.13 1:08pm
Arthur
No pork in halal burgers

The Food Standards Agency today confirmed that there is no pork in halal burgers. "Equally," said the statement, "there is no milk in kosher burgers. Everyone knows that." The statement was made...

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Arthur 22.05.13 12:56pm
Arthur
Cameron: "I would Never Criticise Our Loony Swivel-Eyed Party Workers ... Oops" 0
Titus 22.05.13 12:50pm
Titus
Prolonged exposure to Michael Gove linked to lower UK IQs 0
simonjmr 22.05.13 10:57am
simonjmr
Postcode lottery to be televised. Episode 1: Deal or No Deal 0
NewBiscuit 22.05.13 10:32am
NewBiscuit
Tories Complain To Google........

"You're stealing our clothes."...

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Jesse Bigg 22.05.13 9:12am
rickwestwell
Apple launches iDontseewhyweshouldpaytax 1
John Wiltshire 22.05.13 8:45am
Landfill
Google search for "reasons to put something back into society" returns no result

A man who asked Google to help him find a moral framework has reported an incredible run of bad luck with the search engine. The ordeal started when the Tommy Jones turned to the Internet in a...

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ronseal 22.05.13 8:34am
Sinnick
NHS starts search for a new incompetent and uncaring chief executive

The government announced today that they have started a world-wide search for someone to replace Sir David Nicholson as chief executive of the NHS. A spokesman said: 'We are casting the net as wide...

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John Wiltshire 22.05.13 8:34am
Jesse Bigg
Nation remembers Dam Busters, tries to forget name of Wing Commanders dog. 8
MADJEZ 22.05.13 8:19am
Jesse Bigg
Research identifies 3 rules for the Internet: location, location, masturbation 0
ronseal 22.05.13 8:19am
ronseal
Touring Tourette's Choir A Big Hit......

in most public toilets...

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Jesse Bigg 22.05.13 8:04am
Jesse Bigg
Motion Picture Association calls for pirate movies to be 'a little less piratey' 0
raudus 22.05.13 8:02am
raudus
Disgruntled Google employees "hiding things"

It's been revealed that unhappy Google employees have been working against the search giant's ethos by sneaking into people's homes and hiding things. One unnamed source explained: "It started with...

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apepper 22.05.13 6:08am
apepper
Sci-Fi movie star reveals he has a masturbation tape 0
Dumbnews 22.05.13 3:52am
Dumbnews
3-D Printing Takes Cue from ‘Weird Science’

3-D printer technology has gone from the reproduction of toys to fully functional hand guns. Now, two Harvard University graduates have provided it with possibly its greatest challenge yet., Like...

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victimms 21.05.13 10:41pm
victimms
Suicidal funeral director was living the dream, says coroner

Body to be released for burial soon...

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Arthur 21.05.13 9:58pm
Arthur
Vicky Pryce says Chris Huhne was the woman driving at parliament gates 0
Not Amused 21.05.13 9:44pm
Not Amused
Topping dead celebrity rich list 'no consolation', says Elizabeth Taylor's ghost

The ghost of Elizabeth Taylor has hit out at Forbes magazine after it claimed she would be 'delighted' to top the list of the world's highest earning dead celebrities. Taylor, who died in 2011 aged...

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The Paper Ostrich 21.05.13 8:07pm
Skylarking
Man living the D:Ream still believes that things can only get better 2
Midfield Diamond 21.05.13 8:06pm
Not Amused
Miserably Married Couple Ask How Their Marriage Can Be Made A Gay One. 6
Titus 21.05.13 7:46pm
sredni vashta
Gaming community unimpressed with "Call Of Jury Duty" 4
sredni vashta 21.05.13 7:45pm
sredni vashta