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More responsibility in GRowth 0
hippogriff 3 years

Top MP speaks out: "SUPPorting tHe financial sECtor's relENtless grOWth dOEs not hElp us iN the loNG run. WhaT we nEEd is a mORe rESponSIble caPiTALisatiON."...

Police to arrest themselves over payments to informers 2
ronseal 3 years
Follow your dreams of quitting 0
Dumbnews 3 years
"Police Are Picking On Us" Complains Mafia Writer 0
simjel 3 years

British Police came under harsh criticism today for their heavy handed "witch-hunt" behaviour. Writing in the most widely read, vitriolic and populist gangland publication "The Mob" Trev 'Knuckles'...

Mayor expresses ‘delight’ at prospect of jubilee visit 0
Chippy Mcneisch 3 years

The mayor of the town of Sherborne in Dorset has expressed delight at the news that the queen plans to visit the town as part of her diamond jubilee celebrations. “Its wonderful news” he said...

New research links diabetes surge to greetings card industry merchandise 6
Qoxiivi 3 years

A study by the Medical Research Council has established a direct link between saccharine merchandise produced by the greetings card industry and the diabetes epidemic sweeping the developed world....

Bank of England hires King Midas to help with quantative easing policy 0
Immunis 3 years
HSE ban high heels at drag racing event, mini skirts are still allowed 0
Immunis 3 years

http://www.bsmh.org.uk/fundraising/fancydragrace.php...

Hydrogen based green energy is inflationary claim critics 0
Immunis 3 years
Suarez refuses to shake hands with Abu Hamza 1
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Hunt for doctor to pin blame on whitney death 0
Makkers1 3 years

"there must be one somewhere, we'll find him", says a close relative, holding back tears...

Welsh government targets farting in cars 8
Major Clanger 3 years

A campaign to stop people farting in cars when carrying children is being launched today. Wales’ chief medical officer explained that breathing in farts in enclosed spaces was particularly harmful...

FA to scrap handshakes in favour of face-slapping and arse-kicking 0
Drylaw 3 years
Whitney death : Pyongyang grinds to halt once again 0
Drylaw 3 years
Abu Qatada to be banned from Mecca Bingo halls 0
Gary Stanton 3 years

Soon-to-be-free fiery hate preacher Abu Qatada is to be prevented from attending any of the UK’s sixty-seven - made in heaven - Mecca Bingo halls under the terms of his release, according to...

Clintons Cards accused of sending out "mixed messages". 7
nickb 3 years

Bereavement. Secret sexual attraction. Holy Communnion thoughts. Incontinence. Childbirth. Flirtation. Anticipation of nerve-wracking events. Alcohol abuse. Gay Barmitzvah feelings. Wedding...

Donner Card - Help Someone to Eat After You're Wrecked 0
LizzyG 3 years

A drive to increase the number of donner card holders starts this week sponsored by the Association of Kebab Shop Owners. Drunken revellers are being encouraged to sign up for the donner cards at...

'Homeopathic royals cannot become King' shock 0
roybland 3 years

Royals who embrace homeopathy cannot become King constitutional lawyers have discovered in a shock finding. 'It has long been believed that only Catholics couldn't become King,' royal historian...

Financial news - Shares in jelly manufacturer wobble as profits warning issued. 0
DiY 3 years

.more soon...

Abu Hamza wins Contact Lens Wearer Of The Year award 0
cinquecento 3 years
Retired prozzie turned milk distributor tells all in Secret Dairy of a Call Girl 1
ronseal 3 years

A prostitute who was struggling to make ends meet takes a part time job distributing milk. At first, she tells herself it's for one round only, but soon she's addicted to the lifestyle. The early...

John Terry : "Suarez has brought racism, non-handshakes into disrepute" 4
Mr Target 3 years

On-again, off-again England football captain, John Terry slammed Luis Suarez for bringing shame on both racism and non-handshakes with his eloquently worded apology released yesterday. "Nice syntax...

All eyes on Hutus and Tutsi handshake before next outbreak of war 0
ronseal 3 years
Blatter admits handshaking might not be the best way to resolve racial tensions 0
ianslat 3 years
BAFTAs; The Artist wins Best Foreign Language Film 1
beau-jolly 3 years
Hungry Christians welcome the Little Mac “Communionburger™” 5
nickb 3 years

Churchgoers suffering from prematurely rumbling Sunday tum have a treat in store. It’s circular and a little over an inch and a quarter in diameter. Other than that, it’s got exactly the same...

Archaeologists uncover 'ancient white dog poo' 8
Perks 3 years

Archaeologists digging at a site near Lincoln, have unearthed a relic not seen by anyone under the age of 25. The mysterious 'white crumbly artifact' is believed to date back to Thatcherian times and...

Surge in Underwear Sales on EBay 2
LizzyG 3 years

Popular unwanted tat auction site EBay today reported an unprecedented surge in items of ladies lingerie for sale this week. Thousands of unwanted basques, teddies and exotic corsetry are going...

Supreme Court rules 'no more prayers in church' 2
Perks 3 years

The supreme court has today announced that praying in churches should be banned as it 'infringes the human rights' of those visiting the establishments, but have no religious beliefs. The ruling...

Singer misses Grammys after one too many grammies 0
dvo4fun 3 years