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Pregnancy Puffing Proposals Too Soft 0
hero2zero 2 years

NOTSONICE, the radical health policy think-tank trashed proposals for smoking-tests for pregnant women. Attacked for being too soft, failing to tackling the foetus-damaging addiction head-on. In the...
London Eye branded most rebellious structure in history. 0
Basil_B 2 years

After topping a million revolutions...
Brian May, Roger Taylor and John Deacon promise not to sing at Wimbledon today 0
Iamthestig 2 years

Without Freddie, it seems wrong to chant "Another one bites the dust" after another British players exit, or "Under pressure" whilst in the tie breaks...
Virginia Wade admits ‘I never won Wimbledon in 1977’ 1
Ludicity 2 years

In a shocking revelation, Virginia Wade has confessed that she didn’t win Wimbledon in 1977 and that the whole thing was an elaborately staged plot. ‘I was actually knocked out of the...
Beeb Bashed for Boob 0
Doctor Moptop 2 years

A George Osborne-themed day on BBC Radio 4 gave undue prominence to the individual and breached good taste guidelines, the BBC Trust ruled today. The station's 'We Love Georgie' day was timed to...
Wimbledon receives state visit from Madame Cholet 1
Ludicity 2 years
War in Afghanistan 'will have no tiebreaker in the final set' 0
fernandomando 2 years
Germany's black away kit 'just a retro fashion going back to our roots' 0
fernandomando 2 years
Campaign against rise in the age of ‘right to become senile’ 1
fernandomando 2 years

Soon-to-be pensioners have reacted with disappointment at the increase in the retirement age and are planning a challenge under the Human Rights Act., Silver haired workers around the country claim...
Tennis still bores everyone shitless 0
Oxbridge 2 years

More soon. But only for 12 days...
Kiwi fans flock to Paraguay match armed with nunuzelas 0
Nick McCarr 2 years
Daily Mail fails to make WW2 reference before England vs Germany match 0
Nick McCarr 2 years
Rescue bathysphere crashes into submarine that crashed into Gulf oil leak cap 0
Nick McCarr 2 years

"Slipped on oil" excuse from operator rejected...
Aged porn star has penile dementia 1
simonjmr 2 years
23 men get South African extradition reprieve 1
simonjmr 2 years
Public House re-fitting contractors postpone work until monday morning. 0
Basil_B 2 years

'We were all set to go today but England surprised us and won' said Norman Norman of the association of pub & club refitters society UK. ' It doesn't really make any difference because we know...
Rudd's Blubbs to be marketed as latest Ossie drink craze. 1
Griffin 2 years
Australian voters did not give an ‘X’ for their new PM 2
Duncan Biscuit 2 years
Cordial drinker 'very friendly'. 2
Zadok the second 2 years
Petraeus pledges no change in strategy: will still play Heskey up front. 0
Mary Evans 2 years
Isner-Mahut match now available as dvd box set 1
Ludicity 2 years
Mystery over absences of 'useless pillock' salesman 1
Oxbridge 2 years

Scholars at market-tracking software firm eMarket Systems in Basingstoke have been engaged in a rancorous debate about the repeated absences of junior sales executive Jason Bradshaw. Several are...
French soldier said 'Merde!'. Sarkozy orders guillotine. 3
Griffin 2 years

Anything you can do I can do better, I can do...
Correction 1
Scroat 2 years

In our earlier report of England's World Cup match with Slovenia, we said the final score was England 0, Slovenia 1. This should have read England 4, Slovenia 0. We apologise for any confusion caused...
Taliban commander sacked following interview with the NME 0
Ludicity 2 years
On-line list of Boer War casualties enables closure for Isle of Wight families 1
Duncan Biscuit 2 years
England fans will remember where they were the day we beat Slovenia. 1
MADJEZ 2 years

In perhaps Englands greatest ever football performance they thrashed the mighty Slovenia, a team only 17 places lower in the rankings, by ONE WHOLE goal to nil. Commentaters are calling it a historic...
Czech Republic told to get a proper name that ends in 'land' or the letter 'a' 1
Des Custard 2 years

Brand consultants have told the Czech Republic that it will make little progress until it gets itself a decent name. The country has been going gradually downhill for some time, this year not making...
English men expected back at work today after 'mystery 24hr illness' clears up 1
dicky37 2 years

Doctors are baffled by a spate of 24hr bugs that swept the country yesterday keeping thousands of men off work, forced to 'drink plenty of fluids' while they 'put their feet up'. Employers are seeing...
Rod Stewart contacts cuts website to recommend first cut is the deepest 0
Duncan Biscuit 2 years