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Andrew Mitchell calls police "plebs" for framing him

The story of "Plebgate" has taken a bizarre twist as former Chief Whip Andrew Mitchell has reacted to stories of a police frame-up by calling them plebs. "How dare those plebs make me look as though...

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apepper 23.12.12 7:56pm
apepper
Norovirus goes viral

a surprise Christmas hit...

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Squudge 23.12.12 7:02pm
Squudge
"Con-Men Up In Arms As "Cameron's Big Society Wheeze...

takes over the deception crime field," says a police spokesman...

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Jesse Bigg 23.12.12 4:48pm
Jesse Bigg
Egyptians looking forward to making their New Year revolutions 0
Dick Everyman 23.12.12 2:45pm
Dick Everyman
“Christmas every day” voted more frightening prospect than “end of world”... 0
Tripod 23.12.12 12:54pm
Tripod
Paralympics began as 'arse-kicking party’... 0
Tripod 23.12.12 12:33pm
Tripod
Recent Floods may be linked to sightings of "Four Ducks of the Apocalypse" 0
Rowly 23.12.12 12:29pm
Rowly
Lapland takeaway introduces new 'Donner Kebab' 1
Idiot 23.12.12 12:15pm
Tripod
Man with Braille parking ticket 'feeling fine' 8
Perks 23.12.12 12:04pm
dvo4fun
Noravirus sends hospital staff batty

Its the last of the summer wine as we know it!...

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victimms 23.12.12 12:04pm
victimms
Mayan prophecy actually foretold the end of Comet

more out of step soon...

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Squudge 23.12.12 11:47am
riesler
Water company bosses receive huge bonuses as leaks from pipes go negative 0
AReader 23.12.12 10:50am
AReader
DoE: "The rest of Antarctica should be named after Queen Elizabeth as well"

More frigidity soon....

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AReader 23.12.12 10:44am
AReader
Queen will hum "Don't Cry for Me, Argentina" in Christmas Day broadcast. 1
Boutros 23.12.12 10:37am
Squudge
Northampton corner shop named as only UK business to pay full corporation tax

An investigation by the BBC TV programme Panorama has found a small corner shop in Northampton whose owner has been paying the correct rate of corporation tax for almost twenty years. Owner of...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 23.12.12 9:41am
Yikes
Shopfitting company branded 'counter productive'

Must be late Not bad for the end of the world though...

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Scroat 22.12.12 11:21pm
writinginbsl
Government introduce air hose ban

Garages across Britain are being instructed to disable their air hose systems as a reaction to the lack of dry weather. The government hasn't ruled out rationing, with people being restricted to only...

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apepper 22.12.12 11:20pm
writinginbsl
Falklands to be renamed "Nyah nyah ne-nyah nyah Islands"

Despite mounting anger from Argentina, after a part of Antartica was named after the Queen this week, it has been announced that the Falklands are to be renamed the "Nyah nyah ne-nyah nyah Islands"....

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Squudge 22.12.12 8:48pm
custard cream
Police advise people not to travel west of Taunton. Not because of the weather. 1
dominic_mcg 22.12.12 8:47pm
custard cream
Move along - nothing to see here 0
Smart Alex 22.12.12 7:44pm
Smart Alex
Cameron caves in to Mitchell pressure on ‘Plebgate’

As a result of Andrew Mitchell constantly telephoning and texting David Cameron and calling him a ‘fucking posh boy’ who should know his place at least 250 times a day, the Prime Minister has...

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Reg Herring 22.12.12 7:29pm
Reg Herring
Turkey spokesman calls for urgent bilateral talks 0
cinquecento 22.12.12 7:16pm
cinquecento
"Somewhere else" most popular place to live in Britain

A building society has confirmed most people's view that "somewhere else" is the most desirable place in the UK...

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apepper 22.12.12 6:49pm
apepper
RMT claim rain disruption on train network 'proves God is a socialist'

General Secretary of the RMT union, Bob Crow, has today claimed that all of the current disruption on Britain’s rail network is ‘conclusive proof’ that God is a socialist. Industrial action...

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Perks 22.12.12 3:56pm
Perks
Flat 4, Trenton Villas named ‘Britain’s most desirable place to live’

A two-bedroom flat on the outskirts of Luton is the best place to live in Britain, according to an estate agent at the Halifax. The third storey property, which features asbestos and cardboard, saw...

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22.12.12 3:50pm
DustyBinLaden
Norovirus Christmas Recipe Book

1. Thin minestrone soup Drink a vegetable cup-a-soup., Quickly chew one level tablespoon of Heinz spaghetti in tomato sauce., Drink one pint of lukewarm water., Wait 30 seconds. 2. Christmas...

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antharrison 22.12.12 2:03pm
Ironduke
"Terrified" RBS customers forced at knife point to use pay-in envelopes 0
Drylaw 22.12.12 1:53pm
Drylaw
UK to celebrate end of Royal jubilee year with Christmas day street parties

With unprecedated levels of rainfall predicted over the Christmas period, Buckingham Palace has urged britons to celebrate the end of the Royal jubilee year with street parties and parades. Her...

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antharrison 22.12.12 1:43pm
Drylaw
Gene Hackman to play Pete Waterman in Hollywood remake of The Hitman and Her

Hollywood actor Gene Hackman has been confirmed in the lead role in the big-budget remake of British TV Show 'The Hitman and Her'. Although it has not been confirmed yet, we have been told that Liv...

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bonjonelson 22.12.12 11:44am
bonjonelson
UK agrees to re-name Queen Elizabeth Land "Up Yours Argies, Land". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 22.12.12 11:25am
Squudge