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Lancaster takes on England role - Rod Stewart less than impresssed 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Veterinary Association condemns wildcat strikes. 0
reforse 3 years
Football Latest: Channel 5 Manchester 2 2
Mathna 3 years
Barratts into administration after Brogue trading 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Scotland "Do not travel" warning comes too late for pandas 0
medici2471 3 years
Scottish decision to release captive Giant Panda angers USA 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Giant panda removed from plane after refusing to stop playing Words With Friends 0
kimllfixit 3 years
Barratts goes bust, too few shoes soled 0
medici2471 3 years
Troops withdrawn from Afghanistan following health & safety workplace assessment 3
kimllfixit 3 years

Defence Secretary Phillip Hammond has today confirmed the immediate withdrawal of British troops from Afghanistan on the receipt of a negative health and safety workplace assessment. The documents...

Italy unveils Leaning Tower of Wonga after sponsorship deal 0
Drylaw 3 years
Intelligent Car afraid to leave garage 11
Immunis 3 years

Road tests of Volvos new intelligent car have been suspended as the vehicle currently refuses to leave its garage. The car is a heavily modified V60 and has many safety features to avoid road...

Bank of England interest rate held at 'Whatever' 0
JETFAB 3 years
Submariners' wives choked, women will also be going down soon 0
medici2471 3 years
God releases Crab 2.0 featuring forward motion 20
Gong of Fur 3 years

At an open air press conference held at the summit of Mount Sinai today, God, creator of all things, revealed the long awaited upgrade of the crab. Speaking in a stentorian voice, and wearing his...

Lads mag interview a proctologist!!!!!!!!!!! 0
Shandy 3 years

This week in 'generic weekly lads mag', we've got 30 pages of women's breasts accompanied by funny captions, pictures of cars which you probably can't afford, and an exclusive interview with Dr...

Newsbiscuit joins HMV in apologising for publishing tomorrow's front page today 0
simonjmr 3 years
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charlies_hat 3 years
Lorry driver arrested after motorway blow-out 0
Major Clanger 3 years

Police brand hard-shoulder picnic irresponsible...

3 year old says they liked innuendo laden pantomime as much as mum and dad 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Recipients of Diesel's "Loverdose" perfume being treated with Penicillin 0
simonjmr 3 years
Rooney pleased with hair transplant - now considering face transplant 0
bumtrinket 3 years

I'll let anyone else develop the story!...

National Stalking Clinic's every move being watched 4
Username 3 years
Outrage as some schools spend 2 years giving children answers to exams 0
fernandomando 3 years
Ethnic fashionistas wrapping up warm this winter, as burqins hit the high street 0
Username 3 years
"Windows 7 critical updates slowly eroded my self-esteem" - Former Microsoft CEO 0
Username 3 years
Newly opened stalking clinic inundated with calls 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Windows 7 critical updates hacked by Apple software engineers. 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Messages include ‘what a ghastly looking machine’, ‘oh, dear, has it crashed again?' and ‘you really should buy an iMac, they’re far superior in every way.'...

Man who swallowed watch just wanted to pass the time. 2
Major Clanger 3 years
Left-handed men now 'even more frustrated' by new xxx domains 0
Username 3 years
Harland & Wolff diversify into domestic cleaning market 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

with new range of tramp-steamers...