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|MI6 agent feared the sack||2||
||nostra da mouse||3 years|
|Locusts renounce plague as form of social protest||0||
In a surprising move, locusts have abandoned large-scale swarming, citing a growing trend for their message to be misinterpreted or down right ignored. Locust spokesman Dave4,987,398 said: “The...
|Doctors rename amnesia "Murdoch's disease"||0||
Doctors have discovered that memory loss is an infectious disease. One of the main carriers has been identified as Rupert Murdoch. A spokesman explained, "Everyone who's met him immediately forgets...
|Police watchdog seeks extra walks and a squeaky rubber chicken.||0||
|Cancer charities say funds drought could lead to hospice ban||0||
|James 'Mr lover-lover' Murdoch denies 'creeping with the girl next door'||5||
News International's gravel-throated press baron James (Shaggy) Murdoch has told the Levenson Enquiry that he 'stands by' his testimony regarding alleged clandestine sexual activity on the the...
|Old Wounds Opened by Tupac's Hologram||10||
The hologram of Biggie Smalls is said to be furious the hologram of Tupac Shakur has beaten him to appearing live. Sources close to the hologram of Smalls fear that history is about to repeat itself;...
|Creative excellence alive and well at Sky as "Pump My Bride" gets commissioned||1||
Creative excellence is alive and well at Sky as "Pump my Bride" gets commissioned. Never before has a tv show combined the panache of Jodie Marsh's "Take Me up the Aisle" with the elan of "Pimp my...
|Health experts warn poshness ‘could be hereditary’||9||
Health experts have warned members of the public to be ‘on their guard’ for aristocratic parents and relatives, after discovering such symptoms dramatically increase the chances of contracting...
|Unused hosepipes washed away by floodwaters.||0||
|Half hearted attempt at organ transplant doomed to failure||1||
||Ian Searle||3 years|
|Jeremy Hult to continue as Cunture Secretary||1||
|Wind farms put endangered combovers at risk, warns Trump||1||
|Water companies condemn gardeners using torrential rain to evade hosepipe ban.||1||
|Wind Turbines may be moved by forceful Trump||5||
||seymour totti||3 years|
|Chipping Norton voted the town we'd most like to see cluster bombed||0||
|Navy in crisis as government introduce hornpipe ban||0||
More to follow...
|David Cameron Seen Walking into A Bar||0||
It Hurt! He exclaimed...
|Gordon Brown defied UN resolution with illegal war on News Corp||1||
|Queen re-opens restored Shoom Nightclub||0||
||Old Hat||3 years|
Her Majesty the Queen has re-opened South London Acid house club, Shoom, after a lengthy restoration project was finally completed earlier this morning. Danny Rampling originally opened the club in...
|Volleyball ogling ban 'unenforceable' admit Olympic bosses||0||
|After Murdoch Critisism, Fickle UK To Regard Gordon Brown "Worlds Greatest Hero"||0||
|Wolves' Plan B revealed: Shout "Fire" in the main stand||0||
|Donald Trump to set up Billionaires anti Wind Farm pressure group "Air Peace"||0||
In a bid to thwart the Scottish Executives’ attempt to build a Wind Farm just a couple miles from his luxury golf development “Trumptown” situated on the Aberdeenshire coast, the billionaire...
|Economist who bulk-bought salsa and hummus had double-dip obsession||0||
||Midfield Diamond||3 years|
(been done before? Tried a search before posting)...
|Salmond failed to follow through, claims Trump||0||
|Pino Grigio shares rally after Evans prescription wobble||0||
|Peter Stringfellow flouts hosepipe ban||0||
|Ill-advised drought “accidentally declared by the new kid”||4||
Met Office officials this morning admitted that the declaration of a drought in certain areas of Britain was a basic error, caused by a new employee selecting the wrong option on a weather-reporting...
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