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Some havering bastard just stole my watch 0
FlashArry 18.03.13 11:03pm
FlashArry
NEAT-O joke to be written sooner or later. 3
AReader 18.03.13 10:55pm
Squudge
Justin Bieber and Ellen DeGeneres “never been seen in the same room together” 0
Gary Gonads 18.03.13 10:42pm
Gary Gonads
Michael Jackson to become the next saint

As his first official act as the new pontiff, Pope Francis I has announced the beginning of the canonisation process of Michael Jackson, paving the way for the late entertainer to become the Catholic...

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Gary Gonads 18.03.13 10:33pm
Gary Gonads
Man convinced that ‘pressing button more than once makes lift come faster’... 6
Tripod 18.03.13 10:10pm
Truebiscuit
Factoid - Dozens die every year from piles

Health experts are hoping to get to the bottom of it...

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camz 18.03.13 10:06pm
camz
New on BBC1 tonight: Brian Cox investigates The Great Mysteries of the 60s & 70s

The 1960s and 70s was a time of great cultural blossoming when, following the austerity of the post war years, a new generation of musicians, poets, artists and authors set the world alight. But it...

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baron la croix 18.03.13 9:40pm
Not Amused
Bank of Cyprus sticks fingers in ears, closes eyes and goes "la la la la.." 0
Al OPecia 18.03.13 8:41pm
Al OPecia
Daily Mail in quandary as climate change found to cause cancer. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 18.03.13 8:38pm
Al OPecia
No apology for McManaman showing his tackle to all.

Wigan’s Callum McManaman explained that his refusal to apologise for his ‘horrendous tackle’ of Massadio Haidara is just his way of making a well overdue stand for what football should really...

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Big Ben 18.03.13 8:36pm
Big Ben
Cypriots with overdrafts celebrate 10% cut in debt

Thousands of Cypriots with overdrafts over €100,000 are celebrating a 10% reduction in their debts. A bank spokesman explained; "It's the way the software works - 10% is removed from every account,...

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apepper 18.03.13 8:27pm
Squudge
Old Bailey compensation case thrown into turmoil by repeated counter suits

Proceedings at the Old Bailey in the case of Harold Harefoot the 18th versus the descendants of the Norman Conquest were interrupted when Gluteus Maximus, an Italian restaurant owner from Sheffield,...

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Truebisciut 18.03.13 8:18pm
Not Amused
New office olympics to feature "throwing meetings on calendars" event

Other sports to include: Canoeing up a creek without a paddle, Bouncing ideas off people, Walking before running, Fighting fires, Putting the cart before the horse, Dog and Pony show...

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Dumbnews 18.03.13 8:12pm
Dumbnews
Deleted...

A repeat joke from 2011 Nothing to see here Move on...

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Not Amused 18.03.13 8:06pm
Not Amused
Argentine Kirchner petitions Pope on Falklands. Pope suggests "ask the Muslims" 0
camz 18.03.13 7:54pm
camz
Traffic safety policy announces all potholes to become 'inverted speed bumps'

In light of the government's uphill challenge to fix Britain’s heavily cratered roads, the Secretary of State for Transport has decided that potholes are not at all a reflection of the country's...

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Slante Dangle 18.03.13 7:41pm
Slante Dangle
New Pope to walk from Buenos Aires to Port Stanley. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 18.03.13 7:16pm
Al OPecia
Press to be regulated by loose rubber band. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 18.03.13 6:56pm
Al OPecia
PM announces "I am absolutely for independance for insensitive Cornwall". 0
Al OPecia 18.03.13 6:51pm
Al OPecia
Loose Women: A XXX Porn Parody announced 2
Hooch 18.03.13 6:39pm
reforse
Moor Later ...

as W Shakespeare misses publisher's deadline for [i]Othello[/i] script. (Another Neat-O candidate)...

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Titus 18.03.13 5:50pm
Tripod
Thornton's in a box 2
baron la croix 18.03.13 4:35pm
Not Amused
Procrastinators annual outing postponed

More sometime soon...

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Smart Alex 18.03.13 4:35pm
Tripod
Lamb admits to gambolling addiction

I nicked this picture, but then I had to fuel my funny habit somehow http://assets7.pinimg.com/upload/87116574014462212_AWtitFvs.jpg...

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Squudge 18.03.13 4:16pm
Smart Alex
Naturewatch: First cuckoo of Spring found frozen to death 3
custard cream 18.03.13 3:56pm
Squudge
Child's reward for swearing is new woollen sweater 1
AReader 18.03.13 2:45pm
AReader
Concerns heightened over increases in Aldtimer’s Disease

With the increasing proportion of elderly in society health advisors have increasingly raised concerns over “Aldtimers” disease. This little-recognised illness, previously known as...

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hero2zero 18.03.13 12:12pm
hero2zero
Sports fan mildly disappointed after loss

After seeing his team suffer a massive defeat, a sports fan has expressed annoyance but managed to go through the rest of the day without incident. While other fans waited outside the players...

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Hooch 18.03.13 11:56am
ESJ
Clapton voted No. 1 guitarist after 2 hour set without dropping plectrum in hole 1
Smart Alex 18.03.13 11:48am
Landfill
Charlie “Pi” Pitcher Sets Transatlantic Rowing Record, Credits Tiger

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/47383000/jpg/_47383211_rower_3.jpg British adventurer Charlie “Pi” Pitcher arrived in Barbados Friday after rowing solo across a 2,900 mile span of the...

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Kurt Degerstrom 18.03.13 11:36am
Kurt Degerstrom