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Big Business advises Cameron to top up their coffers 0
Mr Normal 3 years

Big business advises Cameron to top up their coffers...

Osborne to combine VAT on hot food with increase in postal rates 0
Tomfinger 3 years

to be called Pasty Parcel Tax...

Pope urges Cubans to search for non-existent deity 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Cameron advises big business to top up Tory Party coffers 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Britain's Got Talent Hopeful to Invent Sob Story In Bid to Win Public Votes 1
deluca 3 years

Peter Blyth, a moderately talented pub singer from Aylesbury has engaged a top PR Consultant to aid his audition on ITVs Britain's Got Talent., "My problem is, I had a very happy childhood, was...

Aliens land in Old Trafford 0
GillsImp 3 years

When interviewed one alien said that they would be leaving as there is no atmosphere...

Two Men Walked into a Bar 0
GillsImp 3 years

You would have thought the second would have realised?...

Henry IV denies responsibility for enciting warfare 0
GillsImp 3 years

So shaken as we are, so wan with care Find we a time for frighted peace to pant,, And breathe short-winded accents of new broils, To be commenced in strands afar remote. Henry denied to comment...

Conspiracy Theorist Fails to deny Conspiracy 0
GillsImp 3 years

A conspiracy theorist has denied reporte that conspiracies are just a theory. This has puzzled various groups including the illuminati who believe that this is lights the fire of confusion...

Racing barnacles compete in limpet games 1
nickb 3 years
Train carriage evacuated as passenger sets phone to "silent but deadly" mode. 0
Haywood Manley 3 years
Dead inventor of Greek dip gets posthumous praise 5
nickb 3 years
Tulisa seeks gagging order 16
medici2471 3 years
Dignitas to introduce new Gift Vouchers and Loyalty schemes 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

This journalist asks is there an Exit strategy...

Petrol Stations reporting Nectar points shortages 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Traffic Warden praised for customer service 4
Perks 3 years

A traffic warden working in Buckingham has become the first ‘civil enforcement officer’ to have received a letter of praise. The letter was written by a motorist who had been penalised for...

Osborne hopes to curb satire with the introduction of pastiche tax 1
simonjmr 3 years
'Stapling stuff' is in our genes say Docs 2
kga6 3 years

A two year study into office worker habits has led to the conclusion that humans are ingrained with 'the need to staple stuff'. The blind study, so described due to the number of staple related eye...

Maude Bullish about petrol storage ideas 0
monkeechicken 3 years

Minister for the Cabinet Office, Francis Maude has defended his plans for the public storage of fuel today. Speaking outside the Houses of Parliament, Maude was bullish about his suggestion that...

US face transplant success offers solution to Labour concerns over Ed Miliband 6
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Labour supporters are said to be ‘cautiously optimistic’ today after news of a successful face transplant in the US opened up the potential for quietly replacing a worryingly inept party leader...

Scientists discover new 'heat' description 0
Exiled Royal 3 years

Up until now there have been three different colours to describe heat: Red Hot (just hot), White Hot (very hot) and Blue Hot (extremely hot). But now a group of scientists from London University...

Cook chill manufacturer "too chilled to cook" 0
nickb 3 years
Food critics insist Greggs pasties will continue to be zero rated 1
charlies_hat 3 years
It gets worse for jailed Twitter-Twat as US seeks extradition 0
ronseal 3 years

That Welsh bloke who was jailed for tweeting stupid racist stuff is to face an ordinary rendition to an American State Penitentiary, under Britain's new draconian One Way Extradition Treaty. [I'M...

NHS to strike next week.... 0
Theodore Sprangshaft 3 years

Francis Maude advises people not to panic and just make sure they have adaquete supplies of scalpels, X-ray machines, rubber gloves, heart monitors, scanning equipment , antibiotics and Viagra...

Sex Mad Clam Finally Finds Love 0
GillsImp 3 years

It was reported that a clam apparently unsuccessful in finding a partner has pulled a muscle...

EU forces Poundland to go metric. In future will be known as Kiloland. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Stockpiling at the Pumps 0
GillsImp 3 years

I actually saw this for myself. Loads of people at my local petrol station leaving stock on the forecourt. The council will have a job clearing all the mess...

The Mighty Drive 0
Theodore Sprangshaft 3 years

Peter Allen.' A man in Norwich claims he has discovered a cure for apathy but first the weather'...

Come into the Garage, Maude 0
pinxit 3 years

The career of Tory Cabinet Office Minister Francis Maude was said to be 'up in smoke' today after he advised the public to store petrol in their homes. Maude urged people to take "sensible...