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Trebor launches Sherbert double dib-dab as sweet relief to economic recession 0
Iamthestig 26.07.12 9:40am
Iamthestig
Manchester Lad Seeks Asylum In Italy

An 11 year old lad from Manchester successfully evaded border controls yesterday and escaped to Rome. Little Liam Corcoran-Fort, told Italian officials that everyone in Britain was in such bad debt...

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26.07.12 9:38am
Scottish city changes name to Glasgay in bid to attract more weddings 0
Iamthestig 26.07.12 9:36am
Iamthestig
Dr Who becomes suspicious as death toll rises 0
medici2471 26.07.12 9:21am
medici2471
“I Simply Don't Believe It” - Sighs LOCOG's Lord Meldrew

LOCOG bigwig, Lord Victor Meldrew, threw up his arms in disbelief last night, after officials raised the South Korean flag to honour the North Korean football team. “What in the name of bloody...

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26.07.12 8:48am
Deep fried wedding cake company to take on extra staff. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 26.07.12 11:18am
Ironduke
Maybe not 2
Nerys Hughes 26.07.12 8:10am
Stan
Disgust as Olympic political discourse breaks out into unedifying sport

Seemingly oblivious to issues surrounding tickets, traffic congestion, G4S, strikes and the cost to the taxpayer, Team GB and New Zealand’s women played football in Cardiff’s Millennium Stadium...

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Artisan 25.07.12 11:36pm
Artisan
First Gay Scottish Wedding Cancelled As Both Grooms Are Raging Homophobes

It was meant to be the happiest day in the lives of Barry Boyle and Gordon Darcy. It was the day that they were going to make a lifelong commitment of love to one another and live happily ever after....

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Hooch 25.07.12 10:38pm
Hooch
New more ‘2012’ National Dress unveiled for opening ceremony.

After years of bowler hats, cricket whites, and faux British Airways cabin crew wear Team GB athletes will be sporting outfits that better reflect modern Britain. At a press conference yestrerday...

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MADJEZ 27.07.12 5:10pm
MADJEZ
Middle Urinals ‘For Emergency’s Only’

Public toilet architects have issued a statement reminding men that any urinal that forces another man to stand directly beside you is to be used only when an explosion is imminent. The announcement...

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Hooch 26.07.12 7:58pm
Drylaw
Lord Coe 'appalled to discover' Frankie, not Danny, Boyle booked to open games 6
dvo4fun 26.07.12 6:05pm
dvo4fun
Queen Attends All Star Production of Revelations to Mark Diamond Jubilee

An all star cast was in attendance at Downing Street yesterday for the opening night of SamCam’s Production of The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Downing Street Footlights headed the bill in the...

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scottishbird 25.07.12 9:35pm
scottishbird
Red faces all round as Olympic organisers admit: 'we forgot Archery'.

London 2012 organisers were left with a lot of explaining to do today, as hundreds of excited Olympic Archery competitors waited expectantly to be shown to their venue. "Archery completely slipped...

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allmyownstunts 27.07.12 8:26am
RickH
Olympic official responsible for Hampden flag mix-up admits wrong Korea choice 11
The Last Detail 26.07.12 5:24pm
HIGNFY
Psycho puts faith in Blair.

The chattering classes need wonder no more, Tony is back. In a surprise move that has stunned commentators, Stuart Pearce announced “Over the past few days I have had my fair share of critics, but...

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Kieran 25.07.12 9:10pm
Kieran
Hard-up dry cleaning owner accused of money laundering

Stop me if you've heard this before....

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JohnA 25.07.12 9:00pm
JohnA
First Scotttish gay wedding couple seek heterosexual planner 2
charlies_hat 26.07.12 9:01am
charlies_hat
Health & Safety executive appoints Prince Charles as Heir on the side of caution 0
wallster 25.07.12 8:37pm
wallster
English gays go to Gretna Green to put rings on fingers

Combining subs by Psychadelic Squirrel and custard cream...

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Sinnick 25.07.12 8:33pm
Sinnick
Cast of EastEnders to be responsible for Olympic security

Following the successful foray of the Olympic torch relay into the fictitious London Borough of Walford, Home Secretary Theresa May has announced that responsibility for Olympic security is to be...

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The Paper Ostrich 25.07.12 8:25pm
The Paper Ostrich
Boyle Responds to Criticism of Opening Ceremony by Keeping it Real

On June 12th a model of the opening ceremony was unveiled. However, in response to widespread criticism of his plans for the Olympic opening ceremony, Danny Boyle revised the whole script. Criticism...

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mahesh 25.07.12 8:21pm
mahesh
Olympics called off as atheletes strike over bonus for working during Olympics 0
Al OPecia 25.07.12 8:16pm
Al OPecia
Deep shit deeper than previous deep shit warns Office of National Statistics 2
Mandy Lifeboat 27.07.12 4:17pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Man who launched pooper-scoop company says "Business is picking up" 2
seymour totti 25.07.12 7:04pm
Perks
Gretna Green over run by English gay elopers 1
custard cream 25.07.12 8:37pm
Sinnick
Gay Scottish weddings: putting rings on fingers 1
Psycadelic Squirrel 25.07.12 8:22pm
Sinnick
Field for sale; slightly soiled 0
Perks 25.07.12 5:55pm
Perks
Scottish gay wedding bill welcomed by kilt industry 2
26.07.12 8:18am
riesler
Flu vaccine for kids means parents will have to learn how to spell "diarrhoea". 1
dominic_mcg 27.07.12 4:20pm
Nails UK