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BBC to broadcast a day of 'gobshite' 0
roybland 3 years

The BBC's decision to broadcast James Joyce's Ulysees on Radio 4 throughout the day on 16 June has been denounced by listeners. 'Ulysees is recognized as a seminal work,' said a BBC spokesman. 'A...

Cliff put to death after slapping arse in front of monarch 0
Old Hat 3 years

Sir Cliff Richard has been taken to the gallows on Tyburn Hill and hung by the neck until dead, after slapping his arse in from of her majesty queen Elizabeth II. In a rousing display of musical...

Williams family rallies round after Venus in Transit incident 0
cinquecento 3 years
Hologram of Duke to insult guests at Jubilee lunch, says Palace. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
White Van Man Strikes Again In Transit On The Sun Sensation 0
Duff 3 years

Amateur stargazers and top astronomers alike are said to be amazed following a sensational once in a lifetime occurrence earlier today, when reports started to surface from the world's top monitoring...

Grandma (86) was refused a day off work to visit husband (90) in hospital 0
Mark66 3 years
"Britain's Most Psychedelic Chef" Coming To TV Soon 1
Textbook 3 years

A new spin on the popular reality cooking show is set to debut this season as Britain's Most Psychedelic Chef hits the air. Competitors will be expected to prepare a wide range of gourmet cuisine to...

BBC hits back at Baker and Raworth ‘cheap labour’ commentary allegations 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Non-techies in awe as IPv6 launches despite bad weather 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Miliband considers austerity re-branding as Cheap Labour 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Olympic torch hand-cuffed to Dublin lamp post by British stag party 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Disappointment for ISS astronauts - "You weren't in" claims Royal Mail. 1
Boutros 3 years

Astronauts were bitterly disappointed to find a card on their mat indicating that the first Royal Mail delivery to the International Space Station had been aborted. The parcels of gifts from...

Industrial action on the cards after al-Qaeda votes for strike 0
simonjmr 3 years
BBC to air Philip's infection's transit of his penis 0
simonjmr 3 years
Greek and Spanish bond yields spike on news of Nigerian email withdrawal 0
Yikes 3 years

The financial crisis in Europe deepened on news that the Nigerian Email Co-op was ceasing operations in Greece and Spain. Markets were spooked as prevalence of scam emails is seen as a crucial...

The LA Mayoral purse taken for a ride 3
Kazytc 3 years

Mayor Albert Yen-Gang, who is Mayor of San Grabbit, in Los Angeles, appears to have fallen upon 'hard' times.. Having escaped from the City Hall car park, in the Mayoral Limousine, after giving his...

In-Jokes Have No Place In News Media, Says You-Know-Who 0
Textbook 3 years
Internet Now With "Auto-Adolf" Comparison Feature 4
Textbook 3 years

It has long been a rule of any political debate, that if it goes on long enough, one party will compare the other to Adolf Hitler, and the party that makes this comparison instantly loses the debate....

Football refs' smelling salts franchise to end soon...... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

due to clamp down on pitch swearing., Rugby League to follow?...

Experts predict Jubilee apathy to take 10 years or a Coronation to wear off 0
simonjmr 3 years
Venus passes sun, Mars stays at pub 0
Yikes 3 years
Hodgson calls up Franz Ferdinand as surprise replacement for injured Terry 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Britain's pomp and pageantry industry booming, but boss is a tax avoider 0
ronseal 3 years
Cock Robin may have known his killer, says new book 0
ronseal 3 years
BB Housemates Taking Attention Away From Deserving Celebs, says Monarchist 0
Hooch 3 years
An Idiot's Guide To.........The Queen 12
Perks 3 years

With the 2 Bank Holidays, street parties, and the BNP logo hanging everywhere, you may be wondering just who this Queen woman is. Luckily help is at hand and you can now be the Nicholas Witchell of...

All benefits stopped in Liverpool after "everyone's a comedian" investigation. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Three million Brits take four day break - EVEN THOUGH THEY DON'T HAVE A JOB! 3
roybland 3 years

Nearly three million Brits took advantage of the long Bank Holiday weekend - even though they don't have a job. Brenda Wills (56) said that although her neighbours are unemployed, 'they still sat...

Boring, Oregon twinning with Dull, Scotland prompts Response 0
RickH 3 years

Fucking, Austria & A, Norway announce plans to twin...

New superbug, dubbed "Jubilee Fever" set to decimate UK population. 2
3 years