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Miliband announces Sorcerers taking on apprentices should get a new local broom

The idea also met a backlash from the magician's lobby, which warned the new ‘apprentice tax’ was 'Mickey Mouse' and would make it difficult for wizards to keep afloat, and their heads above the...

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Ian Searle 23.09.13 2:11pm
Ian Searle
Tesco customer service receives first Hudl that fell in a pudl....

More bad spling later...

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AReader 23.09.13 2:05pm
AReader
Farage: UKIP "does not discriminate by race, colour, creed ... or even ability"

As if we couldn't guess...

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AReader 23.09.13 2:01pm
AReader
Fat cat business analyst: "Apple turnover would improve with Blackberry"

. (Potential for a longer article? Feel free if you have time/inclination)...

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Midfield Diamond 23.09.13 1:56pm
Flugelbinder
Madrid: Merkel will not let Spain dangle over a fiscal hole in its finances 1
AReader 23.09.13 1:37pm
Flugelbinder
Chancellor Merkel declares start of 1000 year reign 4
custard cream 23.09.13 1:26pm
Sinnick
Paulo Di Canio found swinging from lamp-post in Sunderland... 6
Tripod 23.09.13 12:41pm
custard cream
Tesco's new logo unveiled - 'Every Hudl helps' 0
custard cream 23.09.13 12:18pm
custard cream
Babs Windsor admits she used to be Babs Saxe-Coburg 0
Smart Alex 23.09.13 12:04pm
Smart Alex
Poo On Piano Bench Turns Out To Be Beethoven's First Movement

Elton John cleared of dirty protest...

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Flugelbinder 23.09.13 12:01pm
Flugelbinder
Ed Miliband pinning conference hopes on Real IRA atrocity

Ed Miliband has asked dissident Irish republican groups for their help in making his conference more newsworthy courtesy of some kind of terrorist atrocity, it has emerged. The Labour leader is known...

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Gary Stanton 23.09.13 11:49am
Titus
Tesco to launch tablet computer...unexpected item in the blogging area! 0
irreverendJ 23.09.13 9:59am
irreverendJ
Tesco to launch tablet computer...please wait for assistance. 0
irreverendJ 23.09.13 9:36am
irreverendJ
Roy Orbison in bar orders "Only Peroni" 3
Smart Alex 23.09.13 9:33am
godly1966
Following Merkel's victory, Germany now affectionately known as the Motherland 1
Loundshay 23.09.13 9:30am
godly1966
Shock And Outrage As Spam Forum Is Infiltrated By Satirical Spoof News Story

SpamBiscuit, the well-known and popular website used by seekers of fake designer sunglasses and other lifestyle-critical merchandise, has fallen victim to an enterprising hacker who has managed to...

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Titus 23.09.13 9:14am
Flugelbinder
It Was A Wrench to Leave Claims Former Neat-O Contributor 0
Flugelbinder 23.09.13 9:12am
Flugelbinder
Religious Retards Shoot Shoppers To Demonstrate The Virtue Of Their Faith 5
Titus 23.09.13 8:48am
Flugelbinder
German Cake Shop Accused Of Handling Stollen Goods

Maybe more soon...

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Flugelbinder 23.09.13 8:45am
Flugelbinder
Chef Convicted of Watch Theft Serves Time 0
Flugelbinder 23.09.13 8:30am
Flugelbinder
Delays on East Coast Mainline blamed for Di Canio sacking. 0
Ref Minor 23.09.13 7:26am
Ref Minor
disillusioned worker loses staring contest with office wall 0
TobiasBV 23.09.13 1:17am
TobiasBV
Drunk man's public embarrassment as he tries to dry hands in condom machine 0
TobiasBV 23.09.13 12:51am
TobiasBV
Godfrey Bloom shortlisted for Edinburgh Comedy Award

UKIP MEP Godfrey Bloom is the favourite to win the coveted Edinburgh Comedy Award with his joke; "all women are sluts"...

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apepper 22.09.13 11:17pm
Titus
Farage Fury At Rival: 'Look, In This Party It's ME That's The Outrageous One OK? 0
Titus 22.09.13 11:06pm
Titus
“Thoroughly Modern Miliband” to join cast of Downton Abbey

Ed Miliband revealed on the Andrew Marr show this morning that he is to join Downton Abbey. The series, which is about to cover the 1920/21 period, will feature a sub-plot involving butler Carson...

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Coco 22.09.13 11:05pm
nestvoid
Mili Vanilli Band caught miming labour policies. 1
Maverick 22.09.13 10:44pm
Titus
Labour To Restore Their Traditional Intoducion-Then-Withdrawal Of 10p Tax Rate 3
Titus 22.09.13 10:36pm
Titus
Sunderland's sacrificial lamb: Di Canio was the first to raise his arm. 0
deskpilot3 22.09.13 10:12pm
deskpilot3
Nephew with hosepipe sprayed uncle 0
Smart Alex 22.09.13 9:10pm
Smart Alex