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Paul Flowers to present 'Songs of Haze' 1
antharrison 25.11.13 5:21pm
custard cream
England's barmy army diagnosed with 'long-standing stress-related condition' 0
custard cream 25.11.13 5:19pm
custard cream
Guinness Book receive complaint over Xmas lights record from a Mr Griswold.

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MADJEZ 25.11.13 5:18pm
MADJEZ
Confusion as White ribbon day doesn't mark those who surrendered to AIDS.

Next year they'll use four white feathers instead. More mixed charity messages soon...

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MADJEZ 25.11.13 4:27pm
MADJEZ
Esher announces Silvercrest service to tell pensioners whats for sale at Lidl. 0
MADJEZ 25.11.13 4:23pm
MADJEZ
Isle of Wight votes for independence from Albion 0
Ref Minor 25.11.13 4:18pm
Ref Minor
John Kerry reports from Geneva: "I believe it is peace for our time" 5
Sinnick 25.11.13 4:17pm
FOAD
SNP agree to look after Wales "every other weekend" if they gain independence.

The SNP has announced that should it split with England then it will look to the courts for access rights to Wales at least every other weekend and the first Tuesday of each month. It made no mention...

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city123 25.11.13 4:13pm
FOAD
Large sums of money hold press conference to express “joy” at Python reunion.

“I for one can’t wait to be joining John Cleese’s offshore bank account once again,” said a cheque for an estimated £1.72 million pounds, at a city press conference held by the celebrity ...

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nickb 25.11.13 3:51pm
Beerboy
London slaves found in Parliament. "We call 'em work experience interns" says MP 0
pinxit 25.11.13 3:39pm
pinxit
Co-op Funeralcare request "no Flowers" 0
medici2471 25.11.13 3:34pm
medici2471
Royal Family finally granted Jennie Bond restraining order

The Royal Family have said they can 'finally rest easy' today, after a judge officially granted them a Restraining Order against Royal-super fan and now confirmed stalker, Jennie Bond. The legal...

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Jesus H 25.11.13 2:42pm
Midfield Diamond
Left-Wing Commune Nutters Arrested & Charged With Being Left-Wing CommuneNutters 0
Titus 25.11.13 1:25pm
Titus
Tehran Speamint Rhino could open by Christmas 2
nickb 25.11.13 9:10am
Oxbridge
Barristas stir up threat of strike action if legal aid cut.

The legal profusion was reportedly in uproar today as a threatened cut in legal aid would reduce their earnings so that they would be unable to complain that they had to pay the top rate of tax. The...

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Lancashire1 25.11.13 9:05am
Lancashire1
Aliens from light years away ask: 'Tea?' and 'I'll take that as a no shall I?

A stream of passive aggressive messages has been received from an alien life form several million light years away. NOW scientists are worried that a pan galactic misunderstanding could see earth...

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ronseal 25.11.13 9:03am
ronseal
Isle of Wight votes for independence from England.

Following the forthcoming referendum in Scotland about independence from the UK, the Isle of Wight decided to hold a similar referendum for independence, also from England. This was held in June 2013...

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Lancashire1 25.11.13 9:02am
Lancashire1
New law enables orchestras to check if new players have a history of violins

Or have been involved in any criminal records such as Susan Boyle's "I Dreamed a Dream"...

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Ian Searle 25.11.13 8:48am
Ian Searle
Government to put pressure on payday lenders by forcing them to wear caps 0
Ian Searle 25.11.13 8:45am
Ian Searle
Piers Morgan lined up to be new president of the Co-Op Bank

The FSA has approved the appointment of Piers - stock tips - Morgan as its next president, as the scandal stricken bank seeks to cleap up its mess...

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ronseal 25.11.13 12:09am
ronseal
Cycle safety: Lorries to be fitted with life-saving Velcro. 0
deskpilot3 24.11.13 11:44pm
deskpilot3
Hey Up, From Chancellor To Chancer, Hey, Mr Osborne?

….and no coop to rest on, either...

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Jesse Bigg 24.11.13 10:52pm
Jesse Bigg
Nation in shock as Joey Essex avoids bushtucker trial.

David Cameron orders full enquiry as this event raises the possibility of Gordon Brown leading Labour to next election victory...

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miked10270 24.11.13 10:12pm
miked10270
Clarification - Courtney Cox is a person, not a question 0
custard cream 24.11.13 9:02pm
custard cream
Help the Aged's new word: "shelfie". Self portrait with no teeth in. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 24.11.13 9:01pm
custard cream
British seagulls are revolting

A seagull has today lashed out at local governments across the country for the continued erection of 'Please do not feed the gulls' signs. Resident of Weymouth for the last 5 years, the bird who is...

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KateWritesStuff 24.11.13 7:15pm
Titus
Ancient cave graffiti confirms mans obsession with drawing moustaches on things

A medieval hunting forest in rural Essex has given up its secrets to a team of archaeologists this week, after six caves, previously hidden for millenniums by tree growth and fallen rock, unveiled an...

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Jesus H 24.11.13 5:41pm
Jesus H
News comments section records a record low MTTHC (mean time to Hitler comparison

The speed at which ideas, people and arguments are compared to Hitler has reached an all time high on British newspaper web sites' comments sections. The average Meantime to Hitler Comparison (MTTHC)...

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ronseal 24.11.13 3:46pm
ronseal
Prince Harry falls on his arse in the snow. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 24.11.13 2:53pm
dominic_mcg
Rush to Patent Rose Tyler Interface

In what is set to be one of the hottest new technology battles, Apple, Google, Microsoft and Samsung are all in the race to patent an intelligent new Rose Tyler interface. Apple have already laid...

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clarksn 24.11.13 11:57am
clarksn