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Sexism scandal overshadows Women's World Cup 1
Christopher Frost 3 years

The BBC made a grovelling apology today, for its decision to hire Richard Keys and Andy Gray to present coverage of the FIFA Women’s World Cup. Having been shown mercy by the corporation after...

Phone Hackers phones to be hacked to find out if they hacked peoples phones 1
Iamthestig 3 years
Tube drivers go on strike after being asked to drive tube trains 1
Leeboy007 3 years
Pallet hire firms send delegation to Northern Ireland to stop bonfires 0
simonjmr 3 years

The UK Pallet hire firms are warning that a severe pallet shortage in the UK is underway and is a serious threat to countries logistic businesses. The main cause seems to be the building of super...

Taleban suspicious that Bin Ladens phone was hacked leading to his death 0
simonjmr 3 years
80% favour Scots independence 'providing they then shut the f*** up about it' - 2 31
Skylarking 3 years

More soon if I'm not lynched...

Downing Street cat's food budget cut. 0
Dick Everyman 3 years
Some Headlines 0
Captain Emyr 3 years

Creationists deny new IPad is an evolution from the old model Cameron in U-turn on breakfast order Copa America game cancelled after old man refuses to give ball back. Brothels in buy one hole get...

NOTW recruiting for several positions - must have previous telecoms experience 0
Leeboy007 3 years
Teachers Ordered To Write “I Will Not Strike Again” A Thousand Times 0
Captain Emyr 3 years

The government will today announce the disciplinary measure to be brought against teachers who failed to turn up to classes on June the 30th., , Ministers were shocked to discover that nearly...

Wade denies any knowledge of her own phone calls 0
FraserWords 3 years

News International chief executive Rebekah Wade has denied any knowledge of her own phone calls., In a press statement, she said she had no idea that friends phoned late last night to check she was...

Academic mutters "for fuck's sake" as MPs express surprise at newspaper scandal 0
FraserWords 3 years

A leading academic today raised his eyes skywards and muttered “for fuck’s sake” as MPs and media figures continued to profess shock at the news that some tabloid journalists are total bastards...

Breaking news: Cairo to host Winter Olympics 0
Ostsee 3 years
NHS to begin postcode lottery to create a fairer system 0
acwanaut 3 years

Later this month patients in England and Wales will be able to buy a £5 ticket that could bag them the chance of heading the queue for the treatment of their choice. In a bid to create a fairer...

ET's voicemails from home "deleted by private investigator" 3
bonjonelson 3 years
Ford pulls out of NOTW, but fails test for not checking mirror 1
acwanaut 3 years
Sun journalist fired for using 'phone' and 'hacking' in the same paragraph 0
acwanaut 3 years

No more soon...

Kate saves the day with anti-phone-hacking frock 0
pere floza 3 years

..more soon with hem tips to everyone else who has been making frock jokes...

Bradley Wiggins to be disqualified from Tour de France because of link to NofW 0
simonjmr 3 years
MoD loses small war 9
FraserWords 3 years

The Ministry of Defence has lost a small war, the Government has confirmed., The disappearance of a conflict thought to involve up to 2,000 British personnel has been blamed on the fact that it is...

Jordan sues News International over claims her voicemail wasn’t hacked 4
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Self-styled ‘Business-woman, author and entrepreneur’ Katie Price, better known to some as ‘glamour model, failed popstar and media whore’ Jordan, has launched legal proceedings against News...

Murdoch Media Circus hacked down overnight 2
3 years

The Murdoch State Media circus is blaming hackers for the collapse of its big red top. Police are investigating and have found clear signs that guylines have been tampered with, but there are clues...

Alex Reid admits confusion when told to 'enter Jordan' 0
Leeboy007 3 years

( probably been done before but worth a shot )...

hot dogs DO contain meat, leading nutritionists discover after years of research 0
Leeboy007 3 years
iPad owner unable to stop mentioning his sodding iPad... 5
Doylem 3 years

Friends of Gary Cooke, an enthusiastic iPad owner and Apple fanboy, are fed up, frankly, with Gary’s inability to talk for more than a few seconds without mentioning his sodding iPad. He said...

Plumb Center and NOTW embroiled in new quango tapping scandal 0
Basil_B 3 years
this phone hacking stuff would never have happened if my grandad had won the war 0
Leeboy007 3 years

says Barry Hitler, long lost nephew of Adolf, from his secret hideout somewhere in Austria...

Rebekah Brooks comments "We are definitely getting the message" 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Angry NOTW readers mistakenly attack Mick Hucknall. More Soon. 4
Al OPecia 3 years
David Van Day’s single ‘I Need Dollar’ straight in the charts at 512. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More bargain bin fun soon...