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Sainsburys withdraw Derren Brown Mentalist fancy dress outfit 0
Backup Brian 26.09.13 9:42am
Backup Brian
Bristol man fights strong desire to join a political party

Bristol man Jim Shaw, 46, thinks he has successfully fought off a powerful compulsion to join a political party. Mr Shaw explained that several weeks ago he was gripped by a growing desire to join...

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roybland 26.09.13 9:04am
roybland
Tesco bag spotted in Isle of Wight airspace

There were dramatic scenes at the allotments in Ryde yesterday, after a Tesco bag was spotted floating dangerously close to pensioners as they tended their root vegetables in the afternoon sun....

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Robopop 26.09.13 9:00am
Robopop
BBC copyright experts carefully following China's new hit series, 'Dr Hu' 2
sydalg 26.09.13 8:47am
Loundshay
Orbison verdict on Cameron, Clegg and Miliband "Only Baloney, ted de de um um". 0
Al OPecia 26.09.13 8:45am
Al OPecia
Samsung admit new Teenage Boy app "may be turned on by a nipple". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 26.09.13 8:44am
Al OPecia
Peruvian prosecutors demand 'guiltier than the guiltiest thing ever' plea 0
Idiot 26.09.13 7:36am
Idiot
ITV plan period drama version of Breaking Bad: 'Turning Somewhat Impish'

Producers at ITV have announced plans to film a 'very British version' of the hugely successful US crime drama Breaking Bad, to the excitement of its regular viewers. 'Turning Somewhat Impish', set...

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Jesus H 26.09.13 7:11am
Scronnyglonkle
Dyson launch vacuum cleaner with pre-bent plug 0
Dumbnews 26.09.13 12:35am
Dumbnews
The man from Del Labour, He say Yes!

. yes to whatever you want yes, go on take it, yes have it!...

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Boutros 25.09.13 9:34pm
Boutros
Lib Dems reaffirm their promise not to introduce student fees. 2
deskpilot3 25.09.13 9:16pm
deskpilot3
Lord Ashcroft: Ed Balls deep in a Freudian Slip

The former Conservative Party treasurer was forced to apologize for a series of humiliating slips of the tongue, innuendos and 'dirty great big fibs'. Earlier this week and before a packed room of...

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Wrenfoe 25.09.13 9:02pm
Wrenfoe
Man who repairs broken Swan Vestas accused of match fixing. 2
Ian Searle 25.09.13 9:01pm
irreverendJ
Milliband promises Winter of Disconnect 0
Loundshay 25.09.13 7:25pm
Loundshay
Tories target pornified youth vote with 'Labour Isn't Twerking' poster 1
Oxbridge 25.09.13 6:13pm
nickb
“Suarez still hungry", insists Rodgers...

“Luis is lucky to be getting a second bite at the cherry”, Brendan Rodgers acknowledged. While the toothy Uruguayan’s return to the playing squad may be good news for Liverpool fans, it’s an...

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Tripod 25.09.13 4:52pm
Tripod
Lee gutted at 12 year ban after placing entire savings on getting life 0
LittleSpender 25.09.13 4:50pm
LittleSpender
‘Most survey results are biased’ claims new survey

A survey into the results of a wide range of surveys has concluded that the majority of them are flawed. The survey, commissioned by the Questionnaire Hater Society (QHS), found that almost every...

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Midfield Diamond 25.09.13 3:43pm
Midfield Diamond
Man still awaiting his iPhone 5s (gold) losing all faith in this world

A man who ordered a gold iPhone 5s on the day it went on sale and has still not received it says he is rapidly losing all faith in this life and the world. And today Robert Wells learned from the...

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roybland 25.09.13 3:25pm
roybland
Health inspectors find spice five years past expiry date in aftershave factory 1
sydalg 25.09.13 1:54pm
AReader
Genetically modified voters "could yield better election results for Labour"

Environmental campaigners are warning of the danger of a “Frankenstein electorate”, as sensational rumours spread that the Labour Party is secretly developing a new breed of citizen who will vote...

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sydalg 25.09.13 1:32pm
Skylarking
Men who work from home wasting too much company time jerking off says report

A new report on office staff who work from home has offered a series of recommendations to prevent self abuse related downtime. Employer installed home CCTV cameras, specially adapted tags and...

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ronseal 25.09.13 1:31pm
Flugelbinder
Campaign for Brits to learn 1,000 'funny' words hits snag

A campaign urging everyone in the UK to learn at least 1,000 words of another language has hit a snag. 'We are losing out on international trade and jobs because of our poor language skills,' Vicky...

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roybland 25.09.13 12:14pm
roybland
Already been done 0
custard cream 25.09.13 12:13pm
custard cream
Di Canio hails success of his plan to escape from the North. 0
FOAD 25.09.13 12:08pm
FOAD
Essex in Turmoil as Chessington Bans Animal Print Clothing

Chessington World of Adventures Resort has introduced a ban on animal print clothing, due to the animals in the park becoming confused by the apparent influx of Leopards, Giraffes, and Zebras amongst...

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Flugelbinder 25.09.13 11:58am
Flugelbinder
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Jesus H 25.09.13 11:58am
Jesus H
Utility boss threatens eternal darkness if Labour fuel price freeze goes ahead

A period of “eternal darkness” is “more than likely”, according to Centrica, the company that delivers most of the UK’s gas, electricity, water and air. Its chief executive Mike Smythe...

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nickb 25.09.13 11:52am
nickb
Firemen vote to take strike action in their second jobs 2
Scronnyglonkle 25.09.13 11:48am
Scronnyglonkle
Lincoln spoiled Gettysburg Address by leaving out postcode, say historians 0
sydalg 25.09.13 11:42am
sydalg