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Torch-carrying Rochdale peasants "not going to bother" disinterring MP Smith 1
Drylaw 28.11.12 9:45pm
Cyril Smith was 'addicted to salads' claim 0
custard cream 28.11.12 8:44pm
custard cream
Leveson Report: Prime Minister's response leaked 0
custard cream 28.11.12 8:41pm
custard cream
NB contributers worry minimum alcohol pricing will affect creativity.

More soon after another drink...

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MADJEZ 28.11.12 8:40pm
MADJEZ
News of The World 'hacked Leveson Report' claim 0
custard cream 28.11.12 8:39pm
custard cream
Care worker re-instated after genuine misunderstanding of acronym

A care worker has had his job reinstated after an employment tribunal ruled that the worker had been encouraged to maltreat those in his care by a subliminal message inadvertently implanted in his...

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malgor 28.11.12 8:14pm
malgor
Police reveal Cyril Smith was a Liberal 0
custard cream 28.11.12 7:26pm
custard cream
Palace news : DoE "menial / mental" confusion results in footman kebab 0
FlashArry 28.11.12 6:55pm
FlashArry
P.M pledges 'cross Murdoch' consensus over Levenson Inquiry

more forgotten later...

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virtuallywill 28.11.12 6:43pm
virtuallywill
P.M pledges 'cross Murdoch' concensus over Levenson Inquiry

more forgotten later...

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virtuallywill 28.11.12 6:36pm
virtuallywill
Depressed man receives unwanted informal facebook contact

Neat-O (at last)...

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charlies_hat 28.11.12 6:17pm
charlies_hat
Mad dwarf a mite angry

Neat-O Sven...

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Dick Everyman 28.11.12 6:05pm
Dick Everyman
Pornography's ruling body propose ban on 'Belly Putters'. 0
pinxit 28.11.12 6:01pm
pinxit
Government cuts in care staff sees the introduction of 'self-poking mentals' 1
Perks 28.11.12 5:51pm
dvo4fun
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nothing to see here...

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dvo4fun 28.11.12 5:43pm
dvo4fun
Secret 1960s US plan to devastate world cheese supply exposed 0
antharrison 28.11.12 5:20pm
antharrison
New Tesco self checkout to banish NHS queues

Tesco and the NHS are piloting two schemes that will enable users to scan themselves for serious illnesses or opt for a once-and-for-all final check-out. Tesco Head of New Ideas, Alex Fleming, said...

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Dick Everyman 28.11.12 4:25pm
Dick Everyman
Man found who didn't abuse children

The distraught family of Bert Smythe who died in 1992, aged 82, are coming to terms with the news that he wasn't a child abuser. "We are distraught" said one family member who preferred to remain...

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beagle 28.11.12 4:24pm
dvo4fun
BREAKING NEWS: Blusterous New Jersey Gov Blows Off His Party

The Storm of the Century changed everything. And no, not the winds and waves that wreaked havoc all along the East Coast, but the November tempest that sent Hostess Brands reeling into bankruptcy....

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28.11.12 4:07pm
Heaven in disarray as God announces end to 'working in mysterious ways.'

The afterlife was in shock last night after God announced the end of his flagship policy of moving in mysterious ways, announcing a new programme of moving in ‘sober and well intentioned straight...

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TheNewsWalrus 28.11.12 3:44pm
malgor
Pigs politely but firmly request not to be used in religious wars

In response to a 16 year-old swine throwing pieces of ham at a mosque in Crawley yesterday, the Pig Independence Group (or PIG for short) has set-down a series of ground rules for their use this...

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thumper 28.11.12 3:09pm
thumper
Psychiatric patients to ‘pay their way’ says Health Minister.

Health Minister Jeremy Hunt has released proposals for making psychiatric patients contribute towards the cost of their care, as part of his drive to put the NHS on a profitable basis. The new...

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sigmund 28.11.12 1:59pm
5printst
Dean Gaffney applies for spy job with MFI

more soon....

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ginty 28.11.12 1:09pm
MADJEZ
Pope to star in new series of 'I'm A Celibate Get Me Out Of Here'

more soon etc...

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beagle 28.11.12 12:42pm
beagle
Jeering mob pelt 'woeful' fruit and veg stall with actors and stand-up comedians 0
Idiot 28.11.12 12:27pm
Idiot
Keystone Cameron gives 'thumbs up' for new Governor

King of the slapstick, Fred Karno has been named by chancellor George Osborne as the next governor of the Bank of England., Fred, widely credited with inventing the ‘pie-in-the face’ gag will...

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Gerontius 28.11.12 11:59am
weematt
Chelsea manager changes name by deed poll to Boonitez 0
simonjmr 28.11.12 11:56am
simonjmr
Divine Brown gives Hugh Grant positive rating on Linkedin "We've DOne Business"

Hugh Grant's LinkedIn profile has been given a massive boost with some positive feedback and glowing reviews from people he's done business with. Now that newspapers are only allowed to write...

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ronseal 28.11.12 11:29am
ronseal
Benitez out, Fergie lined up as Abramovich eyes United

Chelsea football club owner Roman Abramovich, the man who can’t stop sacking managers, was at it again today as he brutally dismissed Rafa Benitez following Sunday’s disappointing 0-0 draw with...

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Reg Herring 28.11.12 10:45am
Reg Herring
New craze ‘learning’ set to be fastest growing internet fad of all time

Following the huge popularity of internet crazes like ‘planking’ and ‘milking’, a new trend is rapidly gaining notoriety amongst British students and is soon to be the fastest growing...

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JonnyJP 28.11.12 9:39am
JonnyJP