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Football Match ruins Vuvuzela concert. 0
euankitson 2 years
Lacking advertisers to appease, BBC admits rating war with ITV is 'just for fun' 0
QorbeQ 2 years
V.A.T. Increase angers gift voucher holders. 0
euankitson 2 years

Thousands of people across the U.K. are enraged tonight in the wake of Osbourne's Budget announcement today. Whilst the 'scathing public sector cuts' was a phrase [i]mentioned[/i], the real vitriol...
Capello tipped for job at Preston North End. 1
Ostsee 2 years
Jilted idealistic child "to direct anger toward creative self-improvment" 0
Quincel 2 years

Nothing more to come...
Taliban relaunches as 'heritage Islam' 2
JJStrangelove 2 years

Mullah Omar: Battle for hearts and minds crucial...
Council brings in L'Oreal to restore order in Secondary Schools 0
brownpaperreporter 2 years

A council spokesperson is quoted as saying "the mere fact that thousands of pounds was spent on advertising their Youth Code meant we knew they took this seriosuly. We have some very unruly schools...
Opposition MP's Plan to Wear Ugly Masks at Next Election 0
Jesse Bigg 2 years

In order to win more votes, Opposition MP's have agreed to wear a Quasimodo look-alike mask at the next election, as they feel that voters are becoming tired of smarmy, good-looking government MP's...
Hidden details reveal more creative tax raising in Budget 0
Mrblacker 2 years

The small print of the budget delivered by George Osborne has revealed new and creative ways the Government will raise taxes to pay off the national debt. The details are contained within the...
Fear of Ray Winstone turning nation into hardened gamblers 2
Gary Stanton 2 years

TV hardman Ray Winstone’s series of World Cup Betfair adverts has struck the fear of God into those who like the occasional flutter turning them into hardened gamblers, it has emerged. The fear of...
BP's Endless List Of Creative Ideas On How To Stop The Leak 0
rfreed 2 years

Those ever creative minds at BP are coming up with endless new possibilities of ways to cap the renegade oil well in the Gulf. These include:, Training giant blue whales to dive down, slurp up the...
Osborne causes outrage by butchering VAT live on stage 0
edward hack 2 years

MeanwhileAlistair Darling told the bucket of sand is for putting out fires, not sticking your head in...
Osborne and Cameron say: We feel the pain - we will suffer too 0
PluckyMunky 2 years

'Christ!' said George, 'I am down to my last 4 million. Dave suggested he had 'rather more than that, but still hurting'...
John Terry denies delusions of grandeur, at launch of his new budget plan 1
StoopyDeGunt 2 years

As John Terry announced his new budget plan for rescuing Britain, he was forced to deny allegations that he may be getting too big for his boots., 'I don't know nuffink about no delusions of...
Church of England launches loyalty card 0
JJStrangelove 2 years

Life after death still part of the core offer, but a new range of "living rewards" for the faithful, including ballooning trips and consecrated wine club. Jesuits respond with 'Loyola' card...
Teachers ask for more time to work out effect of 25% cut in education budget 0
Duncan Biscuit 2 years
Terry takes heart from being more popular than child murdering paedophile 0
Duncan Biscuit 2 years
Terry will be sorry for criticising Capello 0
Duncan Biscuit 2 years
Loss of bees a low to the ritish economy 0
Duncan Biscuit 2 years
Duke of Edinburgh sacked as civil list freeze forces Queen to say ‘I’ not 'We' 0
Duncan Biscuit 2 years
Tom Stoppard fears reading and literature are dead 0
Duncan Biscuit 2 years
Henman claims: 'Murray brings personality to tennis'. 1
PluckyMunky 2 years

Murray claims: 'I owe it all to Henman'...
Taxi drivers taxed by taxes 0
PluckyMunky 2 years
New study suggests: 'many people die every year and many don't' 0
PluckyMunky 2 years

Dr Mandrake and his team at Bolton University were praised, in a review in Nature: 'This is, indeed, groundbreaking work.' The Undertakers' News, reported: 'This is groundbreaking for some of us.'...
Danny Alexander defends the budget saying "The big boys made me do it". 0
Ian Searle 2 years
LATEST.... Disgraced World Cup team seek Asylum. 3
pinxit 2 years

North Korea refuse to take Terry & Co...
Up to 40000 a year killed by junk food, says health watchdog . 1
Dun Dunkin 2 years

Scientists have found they can squeeze significant amounts of oil from the bodies that can be recycled...
BP spin doctors espouse that Gulf of Mexico oily fish really good for you! 1
simonjmr 2 years
YOU caused the credit crunch and now you must pay. Corporation Tax to fall. 0
la maga 2 years

Oh yes. I don't actually find much humour in it but someone might...
Budget speech drowned out by noise of vuvuzelas 0
Ludicity 2 years