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Old Ashley Cole not a merry old soul as he's left back in UK

back of the net!...

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irreverendJ 12.05.14 7:14am
irreverendJ
Last Supper breaks all rules on last meals, says US prison warden

Texas prison governor Meldon Watts has launched a scathing attack on the iconic Leonardo painting, saying "this is absolutely not how you treat an inmate awaiting execution". “Leonardo could have...

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sydalg 12.05.14 5:13am
sydalg
Face of Jesus not found in George Bush's painting of Jesus 0
Dumbnews 11.05.14 10:14pm
Dumbnews
Google to offer $1 million prize for development of a double-sided usb connector 0
Dumbnews 11.05.14 9:53pm
Dumbnews
Putin orders destruction of all copies of "Now That's What I Call Propaganda!" 0
deskpilot3 11.05.14 9:30pm
deskpilot3
Barlow, Donald and Owen to reform as "Please Don't Take That". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 11.05.14 9:27pm
deskpilot3
Jimmy Krankie arrested for grooming adults

Scottish comedian Jimmy Krankie has appeared in Glasgow High Court charged with grooming and molesting adults during the 1980’s. The entertainer denies indecently assaulting a well-known song and...

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Dick Everyman 11.05.14 9:22pm
Dick Everyman
Not pleasing all of the people all of the time now grounds for dismissal

BBC guidelines introduce the "one strike and you're out principle" to be applied strictly to anyone cheap to dismiss. Fairness and a sense of proportion are now on their list of signs of latent...

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vulture1 11.05.14 8:33pm
vulture1
Presenter of BBC poultry programme sacked for using 'en-word 1
sydalg 11.05.14 6:05pm
MADJEZ
HMRC changes decision as Take That threaten another world tour 0
custard cream 11.05.14 5:20pm
custard cream
Austrian freak conquers Europe. Again. 1
FOAD 11.05.14 4:35pm
Ironduke
Customer in Seoul restaurant regrets asking for a doggy bag

Been done?...

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Smart Alex 11.05.14 3:16pm
Smart Alex
Conchita's beard “started as pencil moustache, went on to conquer whole face” 1
sydalg 11.05.14 2:29pm
Squudge
Nigerian hostages inundated with offers to update Facebook pages till released 0
sydalg 11.05.14 2:15pm
sydalg
Swiss shepherd arrested for ewedelling 2
sydalg 11.05.14 2:03pm
seymour totti
UKIP reveals its defence policy: a barrage of Colonel Blimps. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 11.05.14 11:11am
Al OPecia
UK Billionaire Policy a great success

Following the Sunday Times Rich List announcement that the UK has now attracted over 100 of the world's Billionaires to live here, George Osborne has announced a new policy of, not only exempting...

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martin.chew 11.05.14 11:06am
martin.chew
Rare picture of Farage without pint of bitter goes up for auction 0
sydalg 11.05.14 10:39am
sydalg
Max Clifford asks for file, wife files for divorce 0
sydalg 11.05.14 9:35am
sydalg
UKIP - Their Sneaky Plans Are…..

….in the name...

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Jesse Bigg 11.05.14 9:24am
Jesse Bigg
An Englishman, an Irishman and a NewsBiscuit contributor went into an inn

"Is this some kind of joke? asked the landord. "Yes, it's an inn joke" replied the NewsBiscuit contributor...

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Titus 11.05.14 9:10am
Titus
Miliband a Tory "Plant"

Facts are beginning to emerge which suggest that Ed Milliband is in fact a Tory “Plant”., An unknown source linked to Eaton Public School said that Cameron, Clegg and Milliband all schemed while...

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pete1774 11.05.14 9:09am
Titus
Putin set to annex Eurovision Song Contest

Russia is preparing to annex the Eurovision Song Contest if the country fails to win this evening. Russian choirs are reported massing around Copenhagen, with reported manoeuvres to outsing Ukraine...

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roybland 11.05.14 8:51am
Titus
Perhaps less children in need if Barlow paid his taxes 4
irreverendJ 11.05.14 8:47am
Titus
Major setback for Dignitas as planeload of customers crashes 2
sydalg 11.05.14 8:37am
Titus
Barlow wins coveted GQ 'Arrears of the Year' award 4
Skylarking 11.05.14 8:24am
Wrenfoe
Godwin’s Law to go?

Simon Hall, spokesman for Liberty, is an enthusiastic supporter of Godwin’s Law. “It’s been on the statute books for years”, he said. “If we let this discredited government abandon it,...

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Tripod 11.05.14 7:56am
Tripod
Eurovision votes Switzerland into a locked room with killer bees 1
Squudge 11.05.14 7:07am
GrumpyCat
'Anonymous' protester identified after mum puts name in mask

Wouldn't want it getting lost now, would we...

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James Pluside 11.05.14 12:00am
James Pluside
Austria win Eurovision by a whisker 0
Squudge 10.05.14 11:13pm
Squudge