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Tag-hacking limited to “one rogue reporter” claims NB chief 14
grumblechops 3 years

Newsbiscuit chairman John O'Farrell today defended his publication against accusations that the practice of “tag-hacking” – leaving anonymous, derogatory comments on fellow users’ submissions...

London Gridlocked By Lorry Driver Eager To Transport Fuel 0
GKen 3 years

The streets of London came to a standstill today as car-drivers across the capital rushed to rubber-neck the sight of a trainee lorry driver only too willing to carry fuel for a living. This...

One Direction to release greatest hits after shock split 0
bananaman 3 years

One Diection fans were in a state of shock last night after the band announced their plans to split up. It is believed the break up of the group was caused by a story leaked to the tabloids claiming...

Siege over: Sky News team held and forced to talk about nothing all afternoon. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

Police are being praised after storming the Sky News studio late this afternoon. During a slack news day bosses locked the staff in the studio and forced them to talk non-stop for five hours while a...

Stunt for remake of "Man in a Suitcase" goes tragically wrong, claims MI6 2
medici2471 3 years
Chummy the Police Dog who sniffed out 100 bent coppers is suspended 0
ronseal 3 years

Chummy, the police dog who was trained to sniff out corrupt policemen, has been suspended on full pay, pending an investigation. Top brass at Scotland Yard are understood to be poring over the police...

Murdoch; "I never told editors what to publish" 1
apepper 3 years

In other news, the Sun newspaper has named Rupert Murdoch "World's most attractive man."...

Increase in Brits conversational Danish linked to BBC4 Saturday night dramas 0
simonjmr 3 years

A recent report highlights that more and more Brits are becoming adept at conversational Danish, and that this is due to BBC4 showing more and more Scandanavian dramas on a Saturday night. The...

Hide and Seek association pays tribute to dead MI6 agent 16
Underconstruction 3 years

The Head of Britain's elite 'hide and seek' team has paid tribute to the 'imagination and professionalism' of MI6 agent Gareth Williams, who was found dead in a hold-all at his London flat., The men...

Retired arms dealer Tappin endorses Halfords 'Missile Care Centres' 0
3 years

Retired arms dealer Christopher Tappin, accused of attempting to supply Iran with batteries for missiles, has spoken about his extradition ordeal in the US, as well as his new business venture with...

Tragedy strikes as R Kelly believes own lyrics. 0
Barry Van Hire 3 years

He ‘believed he could fly’ but sadly found out to his cost today that the best he could do was splatter on rocks. He 'believed he could touch the sky' but as R Kelly discovered, the only thing he...

Barclays to sue over mis-sold protection against PPI claims 3
Qoxiivi 3 years

Barclays Bank is to sue Gilbert Dunn, a door-to-door insurance salesman from Watford, for mis-selling them a policy he claimed would protect them from paying out on any policies they mis-sold to...

Man gored by unicorn "living in a fantasy world" say police. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 3 years
Ed Miliband calls for himself to resign 1
Scronnyglonkle 3 years

In a move during Prime Minister’s questions yesterday Labour leader Ed Miliband left both sides of the house speechless and in shock., Miliband looked David Cameron in the eyes and demanded that...

Relief as Spain finds €50 note under the bed 0
Yikes 3 years
Victims more likely to get closure in open and shut cases, study shows. 0
Not Amused 3 years
Locking yourself in a holdall to be the new Rubik's cube. 0
rustytruss 3 years
Gordon Brown assembles NoW Avengers to aid Leveson 0
simonjmr 3 years

Hulking Gordon Brown, has called for the assemble of an elite force of avengers to right the wrongs committed by News International and his arch nemesis Murdoch I and II. The self proclaimed Irn Bru...

Netherlands to restrict coffee in Ganja Cafes 0
Old Hat 3 years

A judge in the Netherlands has today, upheld a new law to ban foreigners from drinking coffee in cannabis cafes, amidst growing concern that some foreigners are attempting to have sparky, civilised...

Public loses Isle of Man land dispute... 0
DiY 3 years

The general public has lost a legal battle in a dispute over access to a path near to Jeremy Clarkson's Isle of Man home. The public claim that having a path so close to the Top Gear presenter and...

Cafe cannabis ban to stop high tourism levels in Amsterdam 0
charlies_hat 3 years
A dyslexic Adam Smith claims that he is just another tory pasty. 0
Youngcrow 3 years
OFCOM steps up enquiry into whether idiots ‘deserving of TV licences’ 3
3 years

The broadcast regulator Ofcom has stepped up its inquiry into whether morons can be trusted to hold TV licences. With televisions widely available without much more than a buy-you-and-leave, there...

My handshake scares all the boys down The Yard, claims Terry 0
Screenie 3 years
London mayoral elections to be decided by candidates running Olympic marathon 0
simonjmr 3 years
Cameron defends award of UK nuclear contract to Iranian/North Korean consortium 1
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

David Cameron has again come under fire over a perceived lack of judgement today, after a contract to run the UK’s nuclear power programme was awarded to a consortium from Iran and North Korea....

Premier League praises Ferdinand and Terry’s support of handshake resolution 2
Yikes 3 years

Further controversy has been averted with the news that Anton Ferdinand and John Terry fully agree with the Premier League’s decision to suspend the team handshake between QPR and Chelsea this...

Liberals to use age progression software to take Nick Clegg back 2 years 1
Screenie 3 years
Queen regrets Government conduct. 'We are sorry' 0
weematt 3 years

Finally fed up with all the criticism of the Government and the man she asked to form it the Queen issued a statement from Buckingham Palace late last night. The statement reads:, 'We are not amused...

Stoke is latest London borough says Boundary Commision. 7
Boutros 3 years

Residents of the North Midlands Pottery town awoke today to find themselves part of Greater London, as a result of the latest boundary commission changes. The new borough will be known as North North...