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Tesco's lasagne found to contain traces of Princess Anne 3
Gary Gonads 20.03.13 9:48am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Postman with parcel for neighbour told, "you want to try next door mate"

(gets coat!)...

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Smart Alex 20.03.13 9:46am
Smart Alex
Complaints That Hell Is "Insufferable" Now That It Has Broadband Enabled 0
Titus 20.03.13 9:45am
Titus
Drone Attacks Condemned

"But, for some strange reason, it's apparently OK to kill innocent civilians using [i]piloted[/i] aircraft" says UN spokesman...

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Titus 20.03.13 9:33am
Titus
Huhne painfully discovers "getting a Twix" is prison slang,

Can't stand for parliament, can't sit at all., Perhaps a finger of fudge was just enough...

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olddoc 20.03.13 9:31am
olddoc
George Osbone Blames N Korean Hackers For Turning His Budget Into Gobbledegook 0
Titus 20.03.13 9:28am
Titus
George Osbourne to tax the use of the word 'omnishambles'

It is believed the move could raise several million pounds for the exchequer from the media...

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Ian Searle 20.03.13 9:16am
Titus
Everyone in football will manage Blackburn Rovers for 15 minutes... 0
Tripod 20.03.13 8:20am
Tripod
HOROSCOPE week commencing 25th March 2013

HOROSCOPE week commencing 25th March 2013, By Colin the Cosmic Cockerel. ARIES. You will suddenly remember you were wrongly sold PPI insurance. TAURUS. Your lucky number this month is 423456432....

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godly1966 20.03.13 8:19am
godly1966
Osborne poses outside No 11 to launch ‘bring your packed lunch to work day’... 0
Tripod 20.03.13 6:51am
Tripod
All the collars have been stolen from the local pound

Police still have no leads...

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Gary Gonads 20.03.13 4:40am
Paddy Berzinski
Cocaine scratch and sniff cards proves popular with parliament 0
ciderpunk 20.03.13 12:22am
ciderpunk
Constipated pensioners' movement welcomes Chancellor's tax relief

more soon hopefully...

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Dick Everyman 20.03.13 12:21am
Dick Everyman
Beatles did nothing in particular 50 years ago today - 2 38
Oxbridge 20.03.13 12:02am
The All New Jeni B
Tradesman fails to find round tuit in toolbox 4
Squudge 19.03.13 11:57pm
Squudge
Dress Diana died in has gone for... dry cleaning... 0
Tripod 19.03.13 11:12pm
Tripod
Abu Qatada offers to show Cyprus how to get bailed out by Europe. 0
Perks 19.03.13 11:05pm
Perks
Cypriot Customs impounds "planeload" of cash

Baggage handlers report they counted nearly 700,000 euro. A Cypriot government spokesman stated that this demonstrated to Germany and the IMF that they do take attempts at money laundering seriously....

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Iscariot 19.03.13 10:42pm
Iscariot
MoD plane with 1 million euros for Armed Forces personnel diverts to Ibiza 0
Mandy Lifeboat 19.03.13 10:37pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Banksy To Paint Ceiling Of Proposed New 'More Modest' Vatican Chapel 0
Titus 19.03.13 10:26pm
Titus
Millions concerned over Rory McIlroy's apparent stroke in Santander advert 0
quango 19.03.13 10:20pm
quango
Gunther von Hagens puts off crow-plastination til next week 0
Idiot 19.03.13 10:15pm
Idiot
Pope Francis puts the Vatican up for sale

Determined to fulfill his ambition to 'see a church that is poor and is for the poor' Pope Francis has decided to sell off the Vatican, St Peter's Basilica and the Sistine Chapel. 'It's an...

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roybland 19.03.13 10:12pm
roybland
Roache 'was credulous idiot in previous life' 1
Idiot 19.03.13 10:09pm
Al OPecia
Polar bears disturbed by large unopenable plastic lunch box of fresh human. 0
Al OPecia 19.03.13 10:09pm
Al OPecia
Odour-free GM Cannabis plants!

Order online...

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hero2zero 19.03.13 10:06pm
Titus
Procrasting Radioactivity Convention can't confront ‘the element in the room.'

Laboured neato...

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sigmund 19.03.13 10:01pm
sigmund
Chancellor Merkel cancels Paphos holiday 0
custard cream 19.03.13 8:15pm
custard cream
Amateurcrastinater completes task too promptly 8
Yikes 19.03.13 8:08pm
Perks
“Make Work Free!” Now Government Policy

In a bold move, Chancellor George Osborne is to introduce a radical new economic policy with immediate effect. Expressed by the slogan “Make work free”, the new policy abolishes wages for all...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 19.03.13 7:43pm
Iggy Pop-Barker