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Rare and 'seminal' manuscript by Sigmund Freud to be sold at Mothebys 0
Username 3 years
Hairdresser prepares Christmas dinner with all the trimmings 4
medici2471 3 years
All together now 1
antharrison 3 years

I penned this a few years ago but have decided to re-release it as a result of popular demand:, , Rudolph the junkie reindeer Rudolph the junkie reindeer, Sniffed cocaine up through his nose,...

Mrs Schrödinger leaves husband after inappropriate Christmas presents fiasco. 5
dominic_mcg 3 years
What's behind the EURO ? 1
Hugh Nose 3 years

The roots of the EURO can be found in its negative O'Rue., SInce its founding, it was believed the EURO to haven been developed on a suggestion from Theo Waigel, then Germany's Finance Minister....

Police seize collection of knives from terror suspect’s kitchen 21
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

A Birmingham man is being detained by anti-terror police after a raid on his home uncovered a ‘horrifying’ array of weapons, which included steak knives, a hammer, and an 8-inch serrated blade...

Emergency services prepare for traditional Christmas light aircraft crash 1
medici2471 3 years
PM comes down against Nazis 0
apepper 3 years

The Prime Minister has made it clear that he is opposed to government members impersonating Nazi party members. "I'm determined that this is going to minimized in the government.", said David Cameron...

Audi set to rebrand A5 on fifth day of christmas 0
Hugh Nose 3 years

Five gold rings....

Sceptics say search for Suggs Boson is "Madness" 5
virtuallywill 3 years

One step beyond!!!...

Mary admits to IVF treatment 0
kga6 3 years
Startling rise in sobriety forces tabloids to strip Paul Gascoigne of AA status 4
ronseal 3 years

After three consecutive quarters of disappointing sobriety, Paul Gascoigne is to lose his AA status, says credit worthiness news agency Standards & Phwoarr!. The effect could see the former...

French Lorry drivers to blockade Britain's credit rating 5
ronseal 3 years

French Lorry drivers, farmers and government officials have stepped up their action against Britain, as disgust mounts at David Cameron's request for equality. An elite regiment of lorry drivers is...

Newly uncovered Dickens tale 'eerily' prescient 4
Username 3 years

Researchers at the British Library have discovered a previously uncatalogued manuscript of a novel by the 19th century author Charles Dickens. The 450-page manuscript, entitled [i]The Little Nation...

Millions of dyslexic European anglophobes rush to join UK Uncut 0
ronseal 3 years

Viewed through the prism of dyslexia, protest group UK Uncut has appealed to millions of Anglo-phobes across Europe, who. OFF TO WALK THE DOG NOW...

Hillbilly scientists announce discovery of the Pig's Bosom. 0
wallster 3 years
The Killing II denoument: "God only knows" - Prof Hawking 0
Drylaw 3 years
Makers of the Oxford Dictionary no wimps/whimps 0
Username 3 years

Disturbing footage from an upcoming BBC Panorama episode looking at modern dictionary-making techniques has been handed to the Oxford Police. The images are of organised 'cagefights' between...

UK Government's Red Herring quota increased 2
button 3 years
Clarification demanded as BBC launches 'Strictly Cruising Holidays'. 0
charlieworth 3 years

Senior Conservative backbenchers were said to be 'incandescent with rage' as BBC bosses unveiled plans to launch holiday breaks which offer fans an opportunity to cruise with their favourite dance...

TOTP2 renamed as BOTP1 0
antharrison 3 years
S&P pleads to extend credit rating system by one letter as Cameron declared CUN 0
antharrison 3 years
Global warming questioned as S&P rates January as BRR 0
antharrison 3 years
Mystery body identified in Jerusalem; Christmas cancelled 0
apepper 3 years

Following forensic identification of a mystery body discovered in Jerusalem, the Pope has announced that Christmas is to be cancelled...

Mcfly finally does the double 0
simonjmr 3 years
SAS storm London Zoo - two gorillas killed, and all ostriches released unharmed 2
Smart Alex 3 years
ITV to show "humorous" sitcom 3
virtuallywill 3 years

eventually...

SAS storm London Zoo - two gorillas killed, and all ostriches released unharmed 0
Smart Alex 3 years

Oops - double post...

Three Kings Arrested At Heathrow Passport Control 1
Immunis 3 years

Balthazar, Melchior and Kasper, members of the Saudi Royal family were today held by the UK boarder control agency for trying to enter the country under false pretences and also for gold smuggling....

Priapic Dyslexic 'somewhat concerned about Large Hardon Collider' 0
Smart Alex 3 years