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Daily Star: Rolf used his own jiz for white paint on portraits.

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MADJEZ 30.06.14 10:16pm
Kevin the Swan
Patient sues GP who correctly diagnosed cancer but failed to spot his man-flu 0
bookiesfriend 30.06.14 9:21pm
bookiesfriend
Harris condenms Kangaroo Court 0
throngsman 30.06.14 7:58pm
throngsman
Hilarity in Scotland as Americans officially fall for 'Haggis is a food' scam.

The Scottish tradition of serving up offal and left-overs to tourists took a surprising turn today as America finally allowed haggis to be imported. Scottish butchers and recycling centres rejoiced...

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MADJEZ 30.06.14 7:50pm
MADJEZ
Rolf Harris confirms..

that Two Little Boys and Two Little Girls is about what you think it is...

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ionb 30.06.14 7:34pm
ionb
Government IT upgrade delayed by loss of 8 inch boot disk for Windows 3.1.

Implementation of teletext delayed until after next election...

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deskpilot3 30.06.14 7:24pm
beckfordburger
Harris lawyers make advance reservation for extended stay in Cell Block H

‘At least he’ll be with his own kind’ says defence team. ‘It’s our way of saying thanks for the massive legal fees. So, er, thanks’...

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beckfordburger 30.06.14 7:08pm
beckfordburger
'Nice Criminals' forced to wear Halloween Masks

The Secretary of State for Justice, Chris Grayling, is set to announce sweeping reforms to festive costuming to aid the public in their identification and eventual demonization of suspected criminals...

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Wrenfoe 30.06.14 7:02pm
Wrenfoe
RSPCA investigates 'tie me Kangaroo down' claims by Rolf Harris 0
godly1966 30.06.14 6:48pm
godly1966
"Startling new revelations" expected from dead kangaroo 0
sydalg 30.06.14 6:20pm
sydalg
Proposed Tour And New Album - Who'd Have Thought It? 0
Titus 30.06.14 6:17pm
Titus
Andy Coulson May Dye His Hair Red To Avoid Further Criminal Convictions 0
Titus 30.06.14 6:15pm
Titus
BBC to Set New Sit Com in Sex Offenders Prison

"Meet the boys cause the gangs all here. Here to entertain you!"...

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Dun Dunkin 30.06.14 6:08pm
Dun Dunkin
Prisons Service Open Dedicated Celebrity Jail With A 'BBC Wing'

'Oh no they didn't oh yes they did'...

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Dun Dunkin 30.06.14 6:05pm
Ironduke
My dog does shit in the woods, claims Len McCluskey

General Secretary of the Unite union Len McCluskey interrupted his own speech today to announce that his red setter, Amicus, recently defecated in some woodland near his home. "I entered the woods...

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BigWill 30.06.14 6:04pm
BigWill
'Wimbledon defence not as easy as it looks' tweets Murray, during rally 0
bookiesfriend 30.06.14 5:58pm
bookiesfriend
Care home war veteran turns up at Glastonbury

A war veteran who went missing from his care home in East Sussex has turned up safe and well in Glastonbury say police., Former Naval Officer Reg Gordon disappeared from The Pines Nursing Home in...

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Gerontius 30.06.14 5:32pm
Gerontius
Paul Hogan regains spot as top Australian male, announces Crocodile Dundee 4. 0
MADJEZ 30.06.14 5:30pm
MADJEZ
Savile/Harris/ Glitter impersonator to 'call it a day' 6
Underconstruction 30.06.14 4:43pm
custard cream
Inquiry hears that infantryman "had fear of being shot at" 0
Ref Minor 30.06.14 4:36pm
Ref Minor
My dog does shit in the woods, claims Len McCluskey

General Secretary of the Unite union Len McCluskey interrupted his own speech today to announce that his red setter, Amicus, recently defecated in some woodland near his home. "I entered the woods...

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BigWill 30.06.14 4:13pm
BigWill
Harris Plea For Reduced Sentence For Not Wearing Hideous Polyester Tacksuits 1
Titus 30.06.14 3:45pm
Underconstruction
Harris guilty of an additional charge of animal cruelty

I haven't got to finish this one, have I?...

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Rootin Tootin 30.06.14 3:43pm
Wrenfoe
Rolf Harris jokes tipped to overtake combined Lennon & Jackson post-mortem sales 0
beckfordburger 30.06.14 2:35pm
beckfordburger
British woman prepares to play “Two little boys” vinyl for the last time

UK residents have been told they could have as little as 48 hours left to get in the last few spins of the 1969 top-selling single “Two little boys”. A spokesman for the British Recorded Music...

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theinvisiblecitychannels 30.06.14 2:34pm
RobArmstrong
Stay of execution granted after prisoner claims fear of frying 0
sydalg 30.06.14 2:24pm
sydalg
BBC To Sponsor 2015 Glastonbury at Albert Hall 18 Jul - 13 Sep

"Well" said a BBC spokesman "it will avoid travelling all the way to Somerset or wherever Glastonbusy is, and all that mud I've heard about."...

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Titus 30.06.14 2:17pm
Titus
Harris fails to win sympathy by turning up with daughter in pouch 0
sydalg 30.06.14 2:17pm
sydalg
Judge sentences Rolf Harris to be transported to Australia....

Shock at such a harsh sentence...

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MADJEZ 30.06.14 2:12pm
MADJEZ
Newsbiscuit contributers literally run out of Rolf Harris jokes.

No more soon. I think we've done them all...

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MADJEZ 30.06.14 2:05pm
MADJEZ