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Royal birth route revealed to be kate Middleton's vagina

The route taken by the forthcoming royal baby has been disclosed as its mother’s vagina, it has not yet emerged. Marcus Setchell, an expert in royal vaginas, revealed the hitherto top secret...

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Gary Stanton 20.06.13 12:58pm
Titus
Environmentalists Demand End To Modern Agriculture & Return To Hunter-Gathering

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-22967571...

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Titus 20.06.13 12:53pm
Titus
Security alert as Saatchi admits he'd 'love to get his hands on Madonna & child' 1
blacklesbianandproudofit 20.06.13 12:35pm
jimmydodger
Family fear the worst as Saatchi discloses he has a new hanging in gallery 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 20.06.13 12:30pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Rumours abound that Nigella has 'new squeeze' 1
blacklesbianandproudofit 20.06.13 12:29pm
bonjonelson
Newsbiscuit 'unable to predict' psychic gags after Daily Mail story 0
bonjonelson 20.06.13 12:29pm
bonjonelson
Brighton 'Rubbish strikers' told to try harder.

More quality refuse disputes soon...

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MADJEZ 20.06.13 11:55am
Midfield Diamond
Shock decision to allow all teams in Premier league to play each other again

Excitement around the country was at fever pitch yesterday following the unexpected announcement that all the teams in the Premier League will play each other again over the coming months. Twice. "I...

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grottymonty 20.06.13 11:49am
grottymonty
Indonesia caught “hazing”

Following a series of humiliating fraternity stunts, Singapore has complained that they had been coerced by the larger nation into participating in a series drinking contests, prank phone calls and...

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Wrenfoe 20.06.13 11:39am
Wrenfoe
Politicians set to copy Gareth Bale trademark protection

A number of senior MPs have today confirmed that they are seeking trademark protection, inspired by footballer Gareth Bale's recent protection of his heart shaped goal celebration. 'I'm seeking...

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ianslat 20.06.13 11:16am
ianslat
NSA's iPRISM whole life aggregator takes app charts by storm 0
cinquecento 20.06.13 10:41am
cinquecento
What's a pub with no beer? 6
Arthur 20.06.13 10:37am
Scronnyglonkle
"I didn't like that ending", James Gandolfini complains to God 1
topfotogmw 20.06.13 10:36am
Scronnyglonkle
More restrictions added to Owl and Pussycat Marriage Bill

The Government has finally come up with a law enabling owl and pussycat civil partnerships to go a step further and be classed as matrimony. However, under pressure from the House of Lords, many...

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sydalg 20.06.13 10:11am
sydalg
traceyourfamily.com voted Norfolk's number one dating site 0
sydalg 20.06.13 9:26am
sydalg
Heavenly bin contract is awarded to New Jersey Garbage Disposal company 1
ronseal 20.06.13 9:10am
nickb
Man who shuns garden ornaments accused of gnomophobia 0
sydalg 20.06.13 9:09am
sydalg
'Reflectoporn' or Much Ado about Nothing?

The Screen Actors Guild has been asked to investigate claims that Joss Whedon's latest "home movie" was all part of an elaborate ruse. Various individuals were asked to "perform" in the Director's...

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Wrenfoe 20.06.13 8:49am
Wrenfoe
Obama apologises for Osborne gaffe - says he was 'giddy on' Lemsip at the time

..really got to start some work now...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 20.06.13 8:47am
blacklesbianandproudofit
Sex offenders complain about being forced to share cells with Bankers 1
Scronnyglonkle 20.06.13 8:41am
nickb
Fears grow that Government may also jail ex chancellors 1
Scronnyglonkle 20.06.13 8:41am
Wrenfoe
Health warning: Chubby feet may be caused by low fat diet. 0
weematt 20.06.13 8:36am
weematt
Jailed bankers to be forced to accept deposits 6
Not Amused 20.06.13 8:16am
irreverendJ
Mafioso whacked with massive cholesterol bomb 0
sydalg 20.06.13 7:17am
sydalg
OFSTED requests the Michael Gove becomes new Dumb Tsar 0
Scronnyglonkle 20.06.13 7:05am
Scronnyglonkle
Public confused as paedophile offers “to abuse children for charity”... 3
Tripod 20.06.13 6:57am
Sinnick
Yewtree celebrities clamour for July 13 trial date 0
sydalg 20.06.13 4:52am
sydalg
Jihadist apologises for failing to carry out safety assessment before attacking. 0
Titus 19.06.13 10:38pm
Titus
Soldiers to sue enemy forces “for firing back”... 0
Tripod 19.06.13 10:28pm
Tripod
Taxpayer stake in Lloyds to be auctioned on eBay, announces Osborne

More to come...

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NorthernGravy 19.06.13 10:03pm
NorthernGravy