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Miranda detention legally sound, anything to shut her up! 0
topfotogmw 20.08.13 7:53am
topfotogmw
Distributor of new Princess Diana film killed in tunnel car crash

White Fiat Uno seen speeding away...

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John Wiltshire 20.08.13 7:48am
John Wiltshire
Seats are clean in ladies' room

Now wash your hands...

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Arthur 20.08.13 7:46am
Arthur
John Terry "It was not cunny lingus, I was just cleaning ladies"

Neat-o or so...

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Scronnyglonkle 20.08.13 7:41am
Scronnyglonkle
We Reveal: JFK 'Assassination' Myth Just Cover-Up for Drunken Car Accident 0
Titus 20.08.13 7:31am
Titus
Heathrow security read Miranda rights to passengers 0
Scronnyglonkle 20.08.13 7:08am
Scronnyglonkle
Pessimistic teacher at failing comprehensive always sees the class half empty 3
blacklesbianandproudofit 20.08.13 7:06am
Titus
Police on the alert for MP with principles

Notorious 'tree-hugger' and 'peddler of ethics', Caroline Lucas, has been spotted in the West Sussex area. Law enforcement officials have warned members of the public to avoid contact with her: 'The...

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Wrenfoe 20.08.13 7:05am
Titus
Tesco launches new "one for the price of two" strawberry promotion. 1
Maverick 20.08.13 7:01am
Titus
Miranda Arrest Protest - 'Her TV Show Wasn't THAT Bad' 0
Titus 20.08.13 6:49am
Titus
Ooh la la! Royal Shocker:

British Security Forces have revealed that even a dead sober driver could be distracted by an energetic performance of the Cairo Cobra in the rear seat...

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rikkor 20.08.13 6:40am
Arthur
Miliband blames north-south cancer disparity on excessive egg consumption

Egg peltee Ed Miliband has launched a scathing, unprovoked attack on both eggs and northerners in the wake of reports of a stark north-south divide in cancer rates. Rather than use Cancer Research...

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ChairmanMouth 20.08.13 1:26am
ChairmanMouth
Earliest voice recording find ‘70,000 years old’.

Norfolk farming man Norman Fairchild discovered a groovy, disk-shaped object in a field of potatoes. ‘Took eye, dug up,’ he grunted. When examination by a group of audiophiles, sound engineers...

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malgor 20.08.13 12:57am
rikkor
No further uncertainty about Schrödinger's cat - last seen near Findus factory 1
sydalg 19.08.13 9:38pm
Titus
"The Press Are Ignoring Me" Says Somebody-Or-Other From The Labour Party 0
Titus 19.08.13 9:35pm
Titus
Mugabe invited to join Man City board

Torturing tyrant Sheik Mansour, owner of Manchester City, has offered disgraced Zimbabwean dictator Mugabe a place on the board. "It's such a shame Pol Pot and Saddam Hussein are dead as we would...

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19.08.13 9:32pm
Granny's drawers loosened by rubbing a candle on the runners

It's an old trick...

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Arthur 19.08.13 9:07pm
rikkor
Guardian journalist held for “wearing wrong colour shirt”

A journalist been held at Heathrow by the Guardian Style Editor for wearing a shirt “in a colour associated with last season’s menswear”. He was questioned for eight hours, the maximum...

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CulchaVulcha 19.08.13 8:45pm
nickb
Welsh crossdresser hides dirty erycrock down below 0
Robopop 19.08.13 5:46pm
Robopop
Man who lives on baked beans finds flatulence will get you nowhere 3
sydalg 19.08.13 5:37pm
FOAD
Chief medical officer admits "I read Daily Mail"

In a shock revelation the chief medical officer, Dame Sally Davies, has confessed to reading the Daily Mail in her youth. "I was on a long train journey and there was a copy just lying on the seat...

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apepper 19.08.13 4:45pm
AReader
Ichthyologists theorize that carp are just acting koi.

Sorry, had to get it out of my head...

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rikkor 19.08.13 4:18pm
Lindy Moone
Greece dresses troops in German uniforms and reverse-invades self

Greece has taken radical steps to solve its debt crisis, by declaring itself to be annexed to Germany. Greek prime minister George Papandreou offered a complete and unequivocal surrender to a...

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19.08.13 11:07am
Yikes
Queen announces hereditary Order of Diana Crash Investigators

With conspiracy and counter-conspiracy theories concerning the famous accident heading into their seventeenth year, Her Majesty has decided to bring all the pomp and pageantry the public has come to...

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sydalg 19.08.13 10:59am
Wrenfoe
Dresses Dresses Dresses

I'm hoping this will be a spam magnet. See you again in 2 years when it gets bumped. Dresses...

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NewBiscuit 19.08.13 9:47am
Lindy Moone
Rvealed: Britain's first "Test Card Baby"

A 22 year old man with “weird looking” eyes and “sewn on” hair claimed he is Britain’s first “Test Card Baby”, the result of a long standing on-screen relationship between Bubbles the...

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CulchaVulcha 19.08.13 9:04am
CulchaVulcha
Dresses Dresses Dresses

I'm hoping this will be a spam magnet. See you again in 2 years when it gets bumped. Dresses...

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NewBiscuit 19.08.13 8:28am
NewBiscuit
"I'm a celery get me out of here" cries veg item trapped in fruit salad 0
nickb 19.08.13 7:47am
nickb
Grandma Thinks Googling is Sex Act

A local grandmother has become convinced that "the Google" is an amorous maneuver performed during the sexual act of "Googling." After watching a local news segment that profiled young couples who...

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jmg16 19.08.13 6:20am
jmg16
Cleaning laddies' bedrooms "not women's work" say Glasgow mothers 0
Arthur 18.08.13 11:31pm
Arthur