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World Athletics Championship 2017, Met jubilant 0
medici2471 3 years
Geordie kids to re-enact Jarrow Crusade 8
Gerontius 3 years

A group of youngsters from the north east of England are to re-enact part of the great Jarrow Crusade of the 1930’s by attempting to cross the Tyne Bridge from Newcastle to Gateshead entirely on...

Silence and tears across the UK as Lampard/Barry midfield is announced 3
JD 3 years
mugabe to replace cocozza on x-factor 0
4ty2 3 years

because of his better voice and looks and the huge number of followers to regain the ratings...

Debt-hit Italian offers cut-price genuine metal knife: "Itsa real steal" 0
kga6 3 years
Man disappointed to learn that he has Dyslexia, and not Dailysex 6
Smart Alex 3 years
Rescheduled meeting attendees clueless as to meeting's purpose. 1
Curbie Firetank 3 years

Six employees of the Norwich based agricultural consultancy firm 'Dew, Yew, Goa-troshin' were at a loss during an agenda-less 10am meeting this morning according to spokesperson Dean Sixfingas. "We...

Mike Tindall to be given cat, crate of beer "to see if he can resist temptation" 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Cat swinging man 'to be flung around by the cock' 5
jp1885 3 years
Tensions grow between Confucious and Simple Simon, over who said what. 3
Bryan with a Y 3 years

Both sides refuse to comment...

News International to sponsor chair in Select Committee room. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
Tesco rethink ‘You shop, we drop’ slogan after record number of breakages 3
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Supermarket giant Tesco have been forced to replace the ‘You shop, we drop’ slogan for their home delivery service after admitting that many staff had taken it too literally. The last 12 months...

Burlesconi told to clear desk, shampoo carpet 0
apepper 3 years

Outgoing Italian PM Silvio Burlesconi has been told to completely clear his desk, shampoo the carpet and steam clean the curtains. "I don't know what he's been up to in his office", said an official,...

New abstinence campaign to show images of Dominique Strauss-Kahn's 'sex face' 0
JD 3 years
BBC cuts force David Attenborough and Brian Cox to gaze from same mountain range 3
JD 3 years
James Murdoch "had to piss pants to put fire out" committee hears 0
nickb 3 years

A crestfallen James Murdoch asked the select committee for media and culture to be temporarily excused after events in his underpants appeared to undermine his evidence., "As soon as I started...

Banker becomes PM of Greece. In other news, Dracular put in charge of Blood Bank 3
Ian Searle 3 years
Australian legislation forbids all human contact with cigarettes 3
vertical 3 years

New laws passed in Australia will make it a criminal offence to hold or even look at a cigarette and convicted smokers will have to sign the Tobacco Smoke Register for life., From next year,...

Series 7 of Downton Abbey is planned - the one where they open a Safari Park 0
Ian Searle 3 years

And the Earl of Grantham takes several dozen wife-lets...

Saville ends up at 45 degrees, several hundred degrees cooler than some expected 0
Ian Searle 3 years
11/11/11 - Happy Spinal Tap day! 0
Smart Alex 3 years
God to move over to cloud based technology. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
'Freedom' from recession cry Cypriot chip-shop owners as Scotland fans invade. 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

The 'Island of Love' threw its arms around the 2000 Scotland fans who landed at Larnaca Airport in the early hours of this morning, for tonights Cyprus-v-Scotland football match. Rumour soon spread...

Tesco to run ailing Cambridgeshire Hospital for next 10 years 0
Squib 3 years

Despite critics saying the Local Health Authority is off its trolley, the Secretary of State for Health is adamant that there are many good things are in store for Tiggleswade District Hospital,...

Tinnitus mars Armistice Day for thousands 1
simonjmr 3 years

"I fear Armistice Day every year, those two minutes of silence are sheer hell" said Gregory Tyler (43) More soon...

Clegg pledges "free workhouse" places for 140,000 disadvantaged toddlers 0
simonjmr 3 years

Some 140,000 disadvantaged two-year-olds could qualify for places in modern day work houses under a scheme due to be rolled out in England Nick Clegg has said £7 will be spent over four years...

James Murdoch explains "Just when I thought i was out, they pull me back in" 3
button 3 years
White footballers confirm they have no problem with John Terry 0
grottymonty 3 years
Queen leads Nation in remembering the financial fallen 7
Gong of Fur 3 years

In an act of remembrance marking 25 years since the Big Bang, the Queen, members of the Royal Family and political leaders gathered at Canary Wharf to lead the Nation’s mourning for the financial...

FDA investigation triggered by bad applesauce 0
georgia 3 years

Washington state apple manufacturer Snokist had to recall several hundred thousands of cans of applesauce in 2011. The facility that processes this applesauce is now under FDA investigation. The...