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Satan Branded ‘Neighbour From Hell’ 6
UnoEye 3 years

The comfortable suburban living room of elderly couple Jack and Edith is silent except the ticking of the mantelpiece clock. ‘It’s the music that gets me’ says Jack finally ‘Rock and Roll...

Three England Football Stars Found With Yellow Flowering Agricultural Crop... 0
William Pumpton 3 years

Police say it was Rape...

Daily Mail reader says Britain's covetousness was once 'the envy of the world' 0
ronseal 3 years
QPR fans charged 20p to take a leak. 4
rebel not taken 3 years

Long suffering QPR fans are being charged 20p by their billionaire owners to spend a penny in the newly refurbished toilets. Supporters flooded into the ground ahead of the opening Premier League...

M'blud Starkey speak da truth, innit 1
ianslat 3 years
To boost ratings, Olympic athletes to be randomnly picked from the spectators 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Tea Party expels activist found awake, smelling coffee, reading writing on wall 5
FraserWords 3 years

Leading Tea Party activist Randy Shitforbrains was last night sensationally expelled from the movement., In a statement, a spokesman said Shitforbrains had been seen reading some writing he found...

All the world's knowledge now available from YouTube tutorials 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Qadaffi diagnosed with Prima Donna Syndrome 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Oh its good this isnt it?Sunday see their all still in bed. 4
Debs 3 years

Like it! But could it be more topical?...

Betting firms collapse as Indian cricketers retire on winnings 2
Des Custard 3 years

Within hours of England’s emphatic series win over cricket world champions India, several major betting firms have called in the administrators after Indian players collected their winnings. While...

It's not news but... 8
Qoxiivi 3 years

Debs, do you want to stop clogging up this forum for original submitter-written satire with old jokes that everyone's heard before? You're turning it into an episode of fucking Bullseye...

Rioters denounce 'Americanisation' of British way of rioting 4
roybland 3 years

'It's another deplorable Americanisation of our traditional British way of doing stuff - especially free stuff,' says fourteen -year-old Tottenham rioter Zac (two Sony flat screens and a bag of...

Toyah & A-ha CD vanishes It's a mystery..I've been hunting high and low says man 0
jut1972 3 years
Rastamouse tells David Starkey "yo patwa no eyrie mon no makin a bad ting good" 0
jut1972 3 years
This week on Radio 4 2
greg various 3 years

Gardeners’ Question Time: Our panel of experts answer the frequently asked question, what’s worse, a bunch of rioters ransacking your allotment or cabbage root fly. Women’s Hour: investigates...

U16s mobile phone ban - 2 cans and a piece of string ok. 0
JoJo 3 years

In the wake of the recent rioting that swept across parts of England, the government intends to outline legislation to restrict the use of mobile phones by the under 16s. A government spokesman said...

Zero Tolerance 0
JoJo 3 years

RAF continue to pound targets in Peckham. Hague "As long as it takes"...

Camerons cuts programme driven by Propaganda 0
jut1972 3 years

Yes, I am a fan of the 80s German electronic band, he said. But their 3 step cuts programme wasn't deep enough or fast enough and a sad reflection on how German attitudes have softened since their...

David Starkey to star in The Black and Chav Minstrel Show 0
greg various 3 years
Its not news but? 0
Debs 3 years

Joan, is that you?...

Cameron seeks advice from Obama on 'Not having a vacuous tit as deputy' 0
antharrison 3 years
Bill Bryson to be Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police 0
Awkward Facts 3 years

A typographical error has led to the appointment of Mr Bill Bryson as Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police. Since this is a Royal appointment it cannot now be rescinded without an Act of...

People who grass on looters to be given Nike trainers as reward 0
antharrison 3 years
Prisioners to face eviction. 0
arflaethel 3 years

The home office is to review the faces of all prisioners convicted in the last few years to see how many are Anglo-Saxons and therefor may have forfeited the right to rot in jail for being black....

Agorophobic obsessive compulsive wins UK's tidiest home award for the fifth time 3
Screenie 3 years
PM At A Loss What To Do Next..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Since breaking ties with News International...

Cameron To Star In New Horror Film - "The Rise Of The Bankers"...... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Or "What A Mess We Made, George!", plus a gimmicky, US cop, to make up the numbers...

Northeast Holiday Company To Advertise "Geordie Heaven Holidays"..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..With strong beer, for the bruised masses down South, under the slogan, 'Come to the Bigg Market, down a Newcastle Brown and relax under the table afterwards.'...

Lenny Henry Hollywood bid thwarted again after 'Luther' biopic audition flop. 0
Corrigan 3 years

Comedian Lenny Henry admitted to being ‘gutted’ yesterday after performing a disastrous audition for what he believed to be a biopic of soul singer Luther Vandross. Henry, whose Hollywood career...