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Keirin cycling event thrown into confusion by motorcyclist on track

Victoria Pendleton's dad confessed to the practical joke when he was revealed as the motor cyclist riding ahead of the cyclists. "I just thought it would help Victoria deal with the pressure, if...

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custard cream 04.08.12 12:20pm
dvo4fun
U.S.A Condemns Chinese Use Of Onomatopoeia As Dong Dong Wins Trampoline Gold 3
Nowherefast 04.08.12 10:48am
Nowherefast
Channel 5 wins rights to broadcast 2014 Flea Circus Olympics. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 03.08.12 5:21pm
dominic_mcg
Andrzejek Baczewski tipped to win Olympic pole vault gold 0
roybland 03.08.12 3:54pm
roybland
DFS take gold in the 3 day event 0
Iamthestig 03.08.12 3:38pm
Iamthestig
RSPCA protest about treatment of horses in water polo

The RSPCA have called for the Olympic water polo event to be cancelled. A spokesman explained; "It's an unbelievable spectacle in the 21st century; the ball is flying across the pool, water is...

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apepper 03.08.12 3:36pm
apepper
Mother-in-law top meddle winner at 2012 Olympics 0
Iamthestig 03.08.12 3:35pm
Iamthestig
Dappy from N-Dubz 'disappointed' at not making GB Men's Freestyle team 0
quango 03.08.12 3:22pm
quango
England settle for Silver in the cricket 0
Rootin Tootin 03.08.12 3:17pm
Rootin Tootin
Hamilton praise for Pendleton

She saw a gap and went for it, I would have done the same!...

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gwalker2805 03.08.12 12:44pm
gwalker2805
Norfolk National Olympic Coach Accuses Team GB Of Using Human/Dolphin Hybrids

Earlier today the Norfolk National Olympic Team Coach issued a highly critical accusation against the UK Team GB Cyclists. After a stunning performance at the velodrome by Team GB, the Norfolk Coach...

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Deimos 03.08.12 11:51am
Deimos
Germany takes Greek Olympic medals as collateral on bail out loan. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 03.08.12 10:22am
dominic_mcg
Essex man disappointed lesbianism not selected as new Summer Olympics event

One Essex man will be watching the Summer Olympics with disappointment after his campaign to bring the sport of lesbianism to the games failed to win support. Eric Collins, 28, from Braintree in...

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bonjonelson 03.08.12 3:36pm
dvo4fun
Map makers thank athletes, musicians for putting towns on the map

In 2008 Rebecca Adlington put Mansfield on the map with her heroics at the Beijing Olympics, filling a slightly embarrassing gap south of Sheffield. Since then there has been enough success from...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 03.08.12 10:29pm
Ironduke
Russian PM reveals his favourite childhood dance is 'The Hoky Coky'

"You Putin your left foot in, your left foot out" (Absolutely bloody dreadful, I know, and I'm not even drunk.)...

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The All New Jeni B 04.08.12 2:20pm
nickb
Russian P.M.s reveals his love of biscuits in Putin on the Ritz on Radio 4

more after the pips...

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Scronnyglonkle 03.08.12 12:16am
The All New Jeni B
Olympic spectators delighted by Boris Johnson themed Piñata 2
seymour totti 03.08.12 10:02am
bonjonelson
Pringles sue Olympic velodrome over design patent 0
charlies_hat 02.08.12 5:55pm
charlies_hat
Ukranian Topless Feminists Deflated As Free Pussy Riot Popularity Grows

"I know which one I'm backing" says Boris...

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Nowherefast 02.08.12 5:44pm
Nowherefast
Millions hit by Olympic media bus. More soon. 0
woodymellor 02.08.12 5:33pm
woodymellor
Crush in London as thousands of men rush toward "Free Pussy Riot" sign

Or perhaps:, Putin late to Downing Street after queueing at "Free Pussy Riot" sign...

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woodymellor 02.08.12 5:29pm
woodymellor
Topless Ukrainian Feminist Protest Told Breast Exposure No Incentive For Change

More Soon....

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Nowherefast 03.08.12 12:43pm
gaijintendo
Rochdale protests outside 'food-only' takeaways 0
medici2471 02.08.12 4:41pm
medici2471
Drug Gangs Tipped For 2016 GB Pistol Team After Moynihan Too Many Toffs Comment

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Nowherefast 02.08.12 4:32pm
Nowherefast
'Assad to be leaving' declares Kofi Annan 1
medici2471 02.08.12 4:50pm
ginty
Musicians appeal for Pussy to Putin 0
medici2471 02.08.12 4:14pm
medici2471
Chinese Swimmer Fails Pak Choi Duck Noodle Soup Test 1
02.08.12 3:23pm
gaijintendo
Fools and Horses announce strike action

The Union for Fools and Horses (UFH) have announced it’s members have voted overwhelmingly for industrial action over pay and conditions. The strike will be held on Thursday 9th August and will...

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Perks 02.08.12 10:13pm
dvo4fun
Empty seats put down to "one guy who really smells", says Lord Coe. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 02.08.12 12:48pm
dominic_mcg
Boris nominated for Dope-on-a-Rope award

More soon So sorry, has anyone seen my coat?...

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dvo4fun 02.08.12 12:20pm
Perks