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topfotogmw 13.05.14 10:33am
Missing Plane 'So last month' Looking for Girls is the new Trend.

from Saviour Complex Monthly...

Dun Dunkin 13.05.14 10:08am
Dun Dunkin
Red wine alleged health benefits need LOTS more research claim scientists 0
RobArmstrong 13.05.14 9:59am
Rooney to increase training. Inflatable granny-doll suppliers working flat out. 0
beckfordburger 13.05.14 9:37am
Pistorius allergic to guns and corpses claims defence

The case against Oscar Pistorius was thrown out of court today when his defence lawyer claimed that 'he couldn't possibly have done it' as he was 'a bit of a scaredy cat' when it came to loud noises....

RobArmstrong 13.05.14 8:18am
Terrified Boko Haram Protest At Threat To Send In St Trinian's Girl Troops

Titus 13.05.14 7:57am
Labour wards 'not for regular childbirth'; to be reserved for Labour councillors 0
NewBiscuit 13.05.14 7:50am
‘Tickly cough’ may be enough to trigger Richard & Judy’s suicide pact...

According to the couple’s agent, Richard Madeley is taking the suicide pact very seriously. “Since that celebrated ‘wardrobe malfunction’ at the TV Awards, he’s been checking on Judy’s...

Tripod 13.05.14 7:31am
‘Gash refs next year’ says Prem League 0
farmer giles 13.05.14 7:11am
farmer giles
Rescuers Fed up Looking for Plane Go Looking for Girls 0
Dun Dunkin 13.05.14 7:08am
Dun Dunkin
Barlow ‘should keep oboe’ 0
farmer giles 13.05.14 7:01am
farmer giles
Axminster Carpet workers have rug pulled from underneath them. 2
godly1966 13.05.14 6:58am
And and Dec sign thumb amputation pact 0
sydalg 13.05.14 6:56am
1xtra hope no one looks at the lyrics of the songs they play

1xtra been playing homophobic, sexist, incitement to violence and law breaking for years and no one been sacked because that would be racist...

Dun Dunkin 13.05.14 6:48am
Dun Dunkin
Wearing Balaklavas at European Elections 'optional'

Officials played down a rumour that to vote these days you need to wear a balaklava...

Dun Dunkin 13.05.14 6:12am
If just one actor can shag a prozzie then loss of freedom of speech has all been

worthwhile. says Hacked Off activist...

ronseal 13.05.14 6:08am
I'm a Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here abandons plans to film in Nigeria. 0
deskpilot3 12.05.14 10:23pm
Boko Haram offer prisoner exchange for jailed celebrities

In a surprising move, the Islamic militants have offered to release all the schoolgirls on the condition that numerous, imprisoned celebrity offenders are set free. The top of their list is Max...

Mork 12.05.14 9:16pm
Early parliamentary recess allows MPs to spend more time at second homes 0
Smart Alex 12.05.14 8:14pm
Smart Alex
Pistorius' anxiety disorder diagnosed as 'hearing the truth' 0
irreverendJ 12.05.14 8:10pm
Pfizer and AstraZeneca agree Death Pact. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 12.05.14 8:07pm
"No Voters Want Us To Quit The EU" Say Major Parties "So Why Is UKIP Popular?" - 2

"This is a complete mystery. Obviously we cannot allow any discussion of the EU, our continued membership or any possibility of actually quitting, so let's just mock the personal character of UKIP's...

Titus 12.05.14 7:44pm
Boko Haram implicated in sales of toasters, wine glasses and fondue sets on eBay 0
pere floza 12.05.14 7:17pm
pere floza
Boko Haram leaders in panic after celebrity Twitter assault

Reports from Nigeria say that the leadership of Boko Haram, the Islamist separatist group that recently kidnapped over 200 school girls, are in "a state of panic" after reeling from a sustained...

bonjonelson 12.05.14 7:04pm
Richard and Judy promote "Kill One, Get One Free" offer 3
Andy Gilder 12.05.14 7:01pm
Judy pre-empts suicide pact by shooting Richard through bathroom door... 2
Tripod 12.05.14 6:42pm

<zip> just saw all the other ones on Richard & Judy's latest lack of dignitas...

Squudge 12.05.14 6:37pm
US First Lady condemns Obama Heckler

The journalists and media of Washington DC were served a rare treat, as Michelle Obama cast away her usual First Lady persona, and condemned a heckler of 'messin with ma man's speech'. Taking time...

camz 12.05.14 6:12pm
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Twitterati beg Roy Hodgson to ‘bring back our boys’...

Roy Hodgson, the England manager, is on the receiving end of a Twitter campaign, hoping that ‘our boys’ can be rescued from the jungle before they come to any harm. Mr Hodgson acknowledged that...

Tripod 12.05.14 5:55pm
Ref Minor
HMRC offers Waitrose deal: file three tax returns this year for the price of two 0
ronseal 12.05.14 5:38pm