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Miranda joins ‘Splash’ to inject more humour 2
Dick Everyman 19.01.13 9:43am
Golgo13
Downmarket society magazine 'Cheshire Strife' launches to great acclaim

With dazzling photographs from the new year's eve 'Black eye ball' held at Wetherspoons in Manchester, publisher Archant is convinced that its latest publication 'Cheshire Strife' will capture the...

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antharrison 19.01.13 9:37am
Squudge
Forecasters baffled as Walford East London miraculously snow free.

More dum dum .. dum dum dum dum...

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MADJEZ 19.01.13 9:34am
Squudge
Scottish prospector discovers giant nugget of lard

A prospector from Montrose who found a 25lb nugget of lard washed up on the beach at St.Cyrus says he has sold the delicacy to a local chip restaurant., Culinary experts say the lard, believed to...

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Gerontius 19.01.13 6:05am
Golgo13
"Catch It, Bin It, Kill It" campaign fails to kill off George Osborne

The infamous George Osborne ([i]Georgeus Gideoliver Osbornosus[/i]) bacterium has failed to be controlled yet again, for more than it's third time in office. "We know the filthy germ thrives in...

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TheModerator 18.01.13 8:29pm
TheModerator
Napper's 'banned' Queen portrait - nothing to do with me says Cecilia Gimenez 0
laughingjay 18.01.13 7:02pm
laughingjay
Scrap Metal Thieves Annual Conference To Be Held Next To The Angel Of The North

"If you can't beat it, join it," said a spokesman...

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Jesse Bigg 18.01.13 6:16pm
Jesse Bigg
'Boozy Dart Throwers To Blame For One-Eyed Barmen'.....

Says Health & Safety spokesman...

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Jesse Bigg 18.01.13 5:58pm
Jesse Bigg
Downing Street, Next In Line For Slum-Clearance....

'Too many boozy parties and bad language'said a police spokesman...

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Jesse Bigg 18.01.13 5:57pm
Jockeys On Strike At Huddersfield Racecourse.....

Too steep a climb to the winning post!...

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Jesse Bigg 18.01.13 5:55pm
Jesse Bigg
Scientists identify the gene which makes women find Miranda funny. - 23

In the greatest scientific breakthrough of the new century biochemists have found the reason only women find the mindless slapstick or Miranda Hart so hilarious. A gene which is responsible for a...

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MADJEZ 18.01.13 5:27pm
Oxbridge
Eddie Izzard voted best comic at TV awards 0
Perks 18.01.13 4:09pm
Perks
F1 announces next British Grand Prix to be helt at Longleat Safari Park 1
18.01.13 3:44pm
button
World War II lard washed ashore in Irish meat-rendering factory... 0
Tripod 18.01.13 2:29pm
Tripod
Following 'Skyfall' success, studio announces reboot of 'Our Man Flint' 0
18.01.13 2:19pm
Arsenal reveal new deal for Walcott - 'We'll pay you to play football for us' 0
custard cream 18.01.13 2:07pm
custard cream
Barclays CEO promises "Our new ethical benchmark will be 'Diamond' standard." 5
dvo4fun 18.01.13 2:05pm
custard cream
Sales of bike gear 'sky high' 0
One Line Only 18.01.13 12:53pm
One Line Only
Bradley Wiggins to sponsor “Bike Size” Shredded Wheat

The makers of the UK’s favourite breakfast cereal is to launch a new “bike size” version of the product in time for next year’s Tour de France. The giant breakfast food will only be...

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nickb 18.01.13 12:50pm
nickb
Lance Armstrong sentenced to death for eating healthily

Confesses to eating fruit, vegetables and salad regularly. Oprah ‘horrified’...

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Reg Herring 18.01.13 12:39pm
Reg Herring
Satire website found to contain 30% Seabiscuit 8
pinxit 18.01.13 12:36pm
pinxit
Dreamliner batteries to be marketed as chemical weapons

In a controversial change of marketing strategy, the batteries that have caused Boeing’s 787 Dreamliner fleet to be grounded are being offered to power-crazed despots and terrorist organisations as...

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Midfield Diamond 18.01.13 12:34pm
Midfield Diamond
"Check on neighbours in cold weather" urges Minister

Newly appointed Minister for the Elderly, Quentin Forsdyke, today issued a plea to people in remote areas to check on their older neighbours. As swaths of Britain became blanketed in up to 30cm of...

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Son of Barnabas 18.01.13 12:29pm
custard cream
UKIP Demands Restoration of Proper Imperial Snow, supplied in Inches ...

not that lightweight metric rubish, only available in millimetres...

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Titus 18.01.13 12:25pm
Titus
'Crane driver should have been at work' says boss

A crane driver who admitted he was lucky to be alive after oversleeping on the morning his crane was hit by a helicopter has been sacked., Managing director Eddie Cribbs from building firm...

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Gerontius 18.01.13 12:19pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
***New Scandal*** Fairy liquid found to have traces of goblin in it 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 18.01.13 12:15pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Lance Armstrong admits Pfizer sponsorship was a mistake 0
Scronnyglonkle 18.01.13 12:08pm
Scronnyglonkle
Peroxide attack update; 3 dyed 3
One Line Only 18.01.13 11:51am
Midnight Dreary
Armstrong denies injecting tyres with EPO 0
custard cream 18.01.13 11:40am
custard cream
Boeing Boeing ....gone

Boeing say a new service aimed at their less safety conscious passengers could be up and running as early as the weekend., Guy Francis said that Boeing’s Flatliner – their budget ‘wing and a...

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Gerontius 18.01.13 11:37am
sigmund