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No Policy Change on Use of Date Systems BC and AD claims BBCE 2
medici2471 3 years

developing...

PM bans supermarket plastic bags – knit your own 2
witless 3 years

Britain’s biggest supermarkets and their customers are today given an ultimatum by the Prime Minister, stop using plastic carrier bags and start knitting your own. “During the war years, the...

Brain damaged Judge has right to live 0
witless 3 years

Landmark ruling, Judges in a persistent vegetative state are "common or garden"...

"He's Bad!...He's Bad!" Transcript released from Jackson doc's frantic call 1
spoole2112 3 years

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Scientists discover "anti-policy" particles by smashing Milibands together 13
Al OPecia 3 years

Scientists at CERN's research centre have made a startling discovery, after getting bored and messing about with their Large Hadron Collider. "We've not had much luck lately", explained Dr Heinz...

Saudi King Decree: Take the whip crack away 0
Gary Baldy 3 years
Thurrock FC in bid for Tevez 0
Sinnick 3 years
Tramp Looks Set for Spell on the Sidelines After Refusing to Come Off Bench 3
kga6 3 years

in Villa Park...

Bambell told, "You dirty old man". More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 3 years
Plans for New IKEA Shelved by Locals Supporting Village DIY Shop 0
kga6 3 years

Residents of a village earmarked as the location to build a new IKEA complex have put the project to bed today with "rigorous campaigning". They flocked to the local do-it-yourself shop to show their...

Pope "a little pious" claims man who met him in Germany last week 0
simonjmr 3 years

"Frankly he was all holier than thou, which was a bit off putting. He should act a bit meeker. More people would like him then" More soon...

THE PABST SPEAKS 1
yuri_nahl 3 years

The Pope was on a roll, and continued, "This is a similar concept to the lunatic Paul Wolfowitz, (Yes, THAT Paul Wolfowitz), scheme for harvesting bull elephant semen to use as a life-giving elixir...

Hold Carlos close and talk quietly and calmly to him 1
Plockton Assbeard 3 years

Man City chiefs send Mancini on tantrum management course...

Amazon Zero Power Kindle 0
apepper 3 years

In a series of product announcements, Amazon have introduced a new range of Kindle devices including what may be the most revolutionary Zero Power Kindle. "This is a game changer.", claimed Jeff...

Iron curtain targetted by metal thieves 0
brd888 3 years

Meanwhile Somali pirates make off with Oil Rig...

Metal thieves raid scrap yard 0
brd888 3 years

Scrapyard owner, Fred Goodwin, yesterday pleaded for information from the public following a massive raid on his scrap metal yard yesterday. "They made off with dozens of manhole covers, three bronze...

THE CATALYST FOR THE "IRON CURTAIN SPEECH" 3
yuri_nahl 3 years

Many people, including those scholars who focus on recent British history, do, not know that Winston Churchill, who was normally never at a loss for, words, had a veritable desert in his mind after...

Amazon Kindle Fire "inflammable and may catch light at any moment" 0
JohnA 3 years

Obvious jokes here...

Mystery teenager 'spent five years in his bedroom' 0
roybland 3 years

An anonymous sixteen-year-old boy found sleeping rough in a local park claims to have spent five years in his bedroom before being ejected from the family home by his father. Psychologists say the...

Saudi woman gets 20 lashes for driving to cast vote - no-one surprised. 0
JohnA 3 years
The Artist Formerly Known as Mince finally embraces vegetarianism 0
vertical 3 years
Scam Nets Vulnerable Victims 1
medici2471 3 years

Over 200,000 people in the UK may have fallen victim to criminals who woo them online in order to steal their money. Researchers from Leicester University discovered that amongst those surveyed one...

A nation mourns: Where were you when David Miliband lost the leadership race!! 1
simonjmr 3 years

Over a year has now passed since the defeat of David Miliband by his victorious brother Ed Miliband, and with it the death of new Labour. A nation now reflects those momentous times and it's...

Tainted US melons kill up to 16 0
simonjmr 3 years

That's what you get when you eat fruit that's been rubbed around your arse. More soon...

Bramble as solid as ever in the box says Bruce 1
tedweasel 3 years

more to follow...

Elton and Michael Jackson's Doctor collaborate on 'Mumbling in the Wind' project 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Family of late pacemaker inventor say "his heart will go on" 2
beau-jolly 3 years
Court denies family's bid to cull vegetative-state politician "M" 0
dvo4fun 3 years

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Newshit FM - Last With The News. 0
gremlins 3 years

Newshit Fm – Last With The News, today confirmed that US tennis ace [i]Jimmy Connors[/i] has walked away as winner of the 1982 US Open tournament. Reports suggest he beat the Czech maestro Ivan...

Indian Sumner to be called Stingh 0
beau-jolly 3 years

Removes coat - gets it again...