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Tories ‘a bunch of cream puffs’ says Farage

UKIP leader Nigel Farage today responded savagely to Tory accusations of UKIP members being ‘fruit cakes’ by labelling them ‘a bunch of dithering cream puffs and donuts’. “Lord Snooty...

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Reg Herring 06.05.13 9:40am
Lenny Bee
Newport win celebrated by 'area the size of Wales'. More soon. 2
deskpilot3 06.05.13 7:20am
Golgeau Treize
Clegg latest: “Go back to your constituencies and pray for a miracle” 9
Lenny Bee 05.05.13 7:53pm
deskpilot3
Nigel Evans denies appearing on the BBC

Deputy House of Commons Speaker Nigel Evans has denied ever appearing "on" or "in" the BBC, after being arrested on suspicion of having connections with Broadcasting House Founded in 1922, as the...

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Wrenfoe 05.05.13 6:49pm
Wrenfoe
Man upset that watch guaranteed waterproof to 100m failed at local swimming pool

then realises that he had swum 200m...

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Smart Alex 05.05.13 6:43pm
Smart Alex
Conservatives won't change course, says lemming

(more later)...

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Wrenfoe 05.05.13 5:48pm
Wrenfoe
PFA plays safe for next year's dinner with political satirist Holocaust D Nile 0
ronseal 05.05.13 5:37pm
ronseal
Stuart Hall accused of playing his joker on mini marathon 0
ronseal 05.05.13 5:31pm
ronseal
Photographer on wife's fall into developing fluid, 'Her face was a picture' 1
topfotogmw 05.05.13 5:26pm
ginty
Teachers demand a shorter Michael Gove

Lecturers and teachers have voted unanimously for a shorter Michael Gove at their Spring Conference, after the Education Secretary told them their holidays were too long. “One of the factors...

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nickb 05.05.13 4:46pm
nickb
Devon Women's Institute in Pirate fancy-dress faux pas

A Women's Institute have apologised after blacking up and carrying fake AK-47 machine guns to look like Somali pirates when attending a talk on piracy. Once the North Devon WI branch realised that...

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Danny 05.05.13 4:28pm
Danny
BNP member suggests up to 12 million Jews killed in holocaust

Life-long fascist and BNP member, Kevin Reid, has taken to social media to air his opinion that up to 12 million Jews, and a larger number of Gypsies and Gays than previously thought, perished in...

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Yikes 05.05.13 12:44pm
Yikes
Syrians flee A-level reforms

Hundreds of Syrians have fled coastal areas attempting to escape Michael Gove’s relentless changes to the sixth form sector. Gruesome videos posted on the web appeared to show massacres of schemes...

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Wrenfoe 05.05.13 10:24am
Wrenfoe
Venezuelan President escapes "Patronization" attempt

Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro has narrowly avoided an attempt to make him look like a "doofus" in the eyes of the world. In the early hours of Saturday morning verbal shots were fired in the...

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Wrenfoe 05.05.13 9:41am
Wrenfoe
Man who thinks he has hypochondria actually seriously ill

http://www.immortalhumans.com/wp-content/uploads/z209772592.gif During one of his regular and normally entirely trivial visits to his GP, Dave Smith, 38, was found to have a genuine set of symptoms...

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Peter749400 05.05.13 8:03am
andrewl81
Norman Tebbit chosen to represent the United Kingdom in Eurovision 2014.

In a move which has surprised the general public but has been an open secret in Westminster and the wider entertainment industry for some time, former Secretary of State for Trade and Industry Norman...

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Al OPecia 05.05.13 7:42am
Wrenfoe
Call For Ban On New Porn Video Website "Youtree" 1
Titus 05.05.13 7:39am
Wrenfoe
Kiera Knightly off the A list after driving a Renault Clio. 0
Maverick 04.05.13 10:57pm
Maverick
Kiera Knightly off the A list after driving a Renault Clio. 0
Maverick 04.05.13 10:57pm
Maverick
Farage: "Here's looking at UKIP" 0
Smart Alex 04.05.13 9:06pm
Smart Alex
NHS 111 latest: "Go back to your constituences and prepare for the Grim Reaper" 0
ginty 04.05.13 8:37pm
ginty
Farage: "Go back to your miracles and pray for a constituency" 0
AReader 04.05.13 7:37pm
AReader
"All publicity is good publicity" says Clifford

Perhaps not...

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tedweasel 04.05.13 5:43pm
Wrenfoe
UKIP relaunched as FRUITKIP after sponsorship by Mr Kipling 1
nickb 04.05.13 5:12pm
sredni vashta
Oven-ready chickens beg to differ. 2
sredni vashta 04.05.13 5:08pm
sredni vashta
Miliband latest - “Go back to your constituencies and pray for a miracle” 10
Lenny Bee 04.05.13 4:45pm
deskpilot3
MasterChef won by dish of twice-heated beans on a bed of lightly-toasted bread

MasterChef won by dish of twice-heated beans served on a bed of lightly-toasted bread and dressed in a rich tomato jus The BBC’s MasterChef competition was today won by a contestant successfully...

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Long Distance Clara 04.05.13 2:33pm
Al OPecia
Nick Griffin's 'SEX'

After they urged their members to follow their urges and unleash an army of intolerant tots, the British National Party today published a book of Nick Griffin in erotic poses. ‘People have been...

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Hooch 04.05.13 2:01pm
Hooch
Cameron regrets leaving Clegg in charge of local election policies

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRyUn48mbyOuf-og18lXnFFQlBXdB7deQTW7NowkwWRJoXcZKE8...

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Sinnick 04.05.13 12:26pm
Sinnick
Billy Smart to provide UKIP Conference facilities 1
Abernethy 04.05.13 12:19pm
nickb