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NOTW final edition proves so popular Murdoch decides to print again next week. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
View from the Mound - a hot lesbian's take on today's world news (7/8 edition) 7
SugarTits69 3 years

My apologies again for the large gap between my posts. I developed an RSI during Wimbledon and took some time off. Regular readers might recall that my super-hot Japanese girlfriend Akiko and I...

250 innocent journalists rescued from Wapping Hell Hole 2
ronseal 3 years

Today, The Newsbiscuit of the World can reveal how 250 innocent journalists were enslaved by a seedy MR Big called Rupert, who employed them to write showbiz stories, sports reports and gardening...

Further space exploration hindered by its astronomical cost 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Cameron Makes U-Turn On Breakfast Order 0
Captain Emyr 3 years
ROYAL SWEET: CATHERINE GETS LA'ED IN BEVERLY HILLS HOTEL ROMP 0
rikkor 3 years
SEEDY MR BIG'S MERCY DASH TO SORDID RED HEAD ENDS IN HORROR CRASH. 1
Al OPecia 3 years

.. There you go Ron...

Further Beko recall as ovens freeze over. 0
tl72uk 3 years
Pet shop fire caused by stick insects having sex. More soon. 9
Al OPecia 3 years
Furious madames pull their ads from BT phone boxes over unbundling scandal 1
ronseal 3 years
Cautious welcome from vegetarians for compulsory bacon donor cards 13
3 years

Proposals for the introduction of compulsory bacon donor cards have provoked a mixed reaction. The scheme was dreamt up so that pigs that die from natural causes can donate their bacon to desperate...

Planking almost as popular as wanking 1
Christopher Frost 3 years
South African government deny any involvement in Beko issue 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Horn of Africa appeal to be sponsored by Viagra 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

and SugarTits69's postings on NewsBiscuit...

Private Eye stops taking adverts from News International. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Murdoch flies in to not take charge. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Murdoch concerned Newsbiscuit too close to the truth to replace NoW. 0
Steve Wilson 3 years
David Cameron takes full responsibility for "being totally clueless". More soon 1
Al OPecia 3 years
Shame-faced parents admit friends who warned about kids were right all along 3
FraserWords 3 years

Shame-faced parents George and Becky Smethurst today admitted that close friends who’d given them dire warnings about having children had been right all along., A tearful Mrs Smethurst said the...

Daily Prophet closure due to Hex 0
thesnug 3 years

The closure of the Daily Prophet was announced today, following allegations that a rogue reporter used an illegal hex. Many people feel sympathy for the staff of The Daily Prophet, most of whom have...

Face of Christ Spotted in Rebekah Brookes Hair... 0
mugwump 3 years
Savile Row fears decline in demand for Gieves and Hawkes stab vests 0
3 years
Porn addicts told to 'get a grip on themselves' 3
Christopher Frost 3 years
Hollis, Webb, and Harris to reform and remake "Lifes What You Make It" 1
arthurminnit 3 years

or is it just Talk Talk talk?...

Judgementally impaired man buys computer from Chris Langham 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Julian Assange's memoirs leaked online 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
British Gas confirms commitment to lower carbon emissions 0
greg various 3 years

British Gas, today, gave details of their continuing battle to reduce greenhouse gases and subsequent potentially disastrous climate change by disincentivising energy consumption. A spokesman...

Increase In Neighbour Attacks 0
Captain Emyr 3 years

The nation’s usually peaceful neighbourhoods have seen a sharp rise in the number of self-defence incidence taking place inside homes within the last week. Police reports show that there has been...

Economy rebounds on news the rate at which unemployment is rising is falling 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Lack of riots driving Ulster milkmen out of work and into extremism 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years

With fewer public disorder instances, only one group is harking back to the “good old days”. The Ulster milkmen. Terry Dyer, Chair of the Ulster MilkMen Confederation explains “The staple...