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| Spitting Wimbledon player claims he was controlled by Bob Carolgees. | 0 |  |
MADJEZ | 2 years |
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Phlegm soon... |
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| 'All Migrants to wear Caps' Misunderstanding | 0 | |
Dun Dunkin | 2 years |
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'We said we shall put a cap on migrants not that migrants will wear caps' said an exasperated Govt spokesman in response to criticism from civil liberty groups... |
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| Channel 4 Announce "Channel 4 -1" channel | 1 | |
Pabst Blue Ribbon | 2 years |
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Channel 4 have announced the addition of a new channel to their digital TV portfolio, to be called "Channel 4 -1". Channel 4 -1 will broadcast on freeview channel 43 and feature all Channel 4... |
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| Workers dismayed at `on yer bike `plans | 0 | |
Rob Browning | 2 years |
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The governments announcement of assisting workers to relocate for jobs took a new turn, when it was revealed that they would be shipped to the far easttiger economies in containers.A govt spokesman... |
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| Danone in crisis | 0 | |
hero2zero | 2 years |
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Researchers in Danone were in turmoil yesterday as "Cleaning lady with a spray" kills 99% 0f all germs, dead!... |
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| US Congress approves tough new sanctions against Ghana | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 2 years |
| "I ate all the pies" admits fat bastard. | 1 | |
Psycadelic Squirrel | 2 years |
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More pies soon... |
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| Plastic surgeon 'a bit flimsy'. | 1 | |
Zadok the second | 2 years |
| UK Population to be Controlled By a New Hunting Season | 0 | |
Dun Dunkin | 2 years |
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'We think Darwin would have approved. After all if you can't outrun a pack of hounds then what use are you to society?' said a spokesman... |
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| G20 Distracted by Drunken Arm Wrestling Contest | 0 | |
Dun Dunkin | 2 years |
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Late night conversations between world leaders ended up in a drunken arm wrestling contest. 'No wanted wanted to back down in case it was seen as sign of lack of virility' said an aide.'The jackets... |
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| Office cynic suspects other cynics just faking their cynicism to fit in | 0 | |
Pabst Blue Ribbon | 2 years |
| Jonathon Ross to present new-look ‘Sowf Bank Show’. | 0 | |
MightyBlair | 2 years |
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After months of intense speculation over his next career move, it has been confirmed that Jonathon Ross is to replace Melvyn Bragg as host of the South Bank Show. ‘We are delighted to announce that... |
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| Annoying know-it-all diagnosed with ought-ism. | 0 | |
Zadok the second | 2 years |
| Jacko sued for 'wrongful life'. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 2 years |
| Airstrike called as all Britains smug bastards found in field near Glastonbury. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 2 years |
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Intelligence agencies have tipped off the PM that nearly all the irritating smug bastards in the country have gathered together near Glastonbury for some sort of rally. David Cameron is being urged... |
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| The Northwest at risk of desertification as water runs low. | 1 | |
Dun Dunkin | 2 years |
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The south east to ship used swimming pool water to northern households hardest hit. 'We don't need it anymore and if it helps them out. We'll also throw in a bottle of mineral water',' said a sussex... |
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| Met Office says linking hot weather to summer ‘is scientifically discredited' | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Chelsea’s hopes for new season hit by limit on non-EU migrants | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| No timetable for Afghan withdrawal after Network Rail web site crashes | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Cameron to have ‘talks’ with Obama, Obama to tell Cameron just exactly how it is | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Surprise as Radiohead play set at Wimbledon | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Italian physicist discovers anti-pasta | 4 | |
andhrimnir | 2 years |
| Wimbledon line judge in random word admission | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
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A centre court Wimbledon line judge has been forced to admit that, not only does he sometimes make mistakes, he also uses random phrases in place of the more traditional 'OUT' or 'FAULT' calls.... |
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| 'Winter Vomiting Bug' least popular Herbie film says poll | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
| Michael Jackson said to be 'very happy' to get £1B after his death | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
| Vince Cable "Quisling was much misunderstood." quote questioned by Clegg. | 2 | |
pinxit | 2 years |
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Collaboration, er, Coalition to investigate... |
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| Glastonbury mix-up | 4 | |
riesler | 2 years |
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Local branch of the WI booked for a jam session on the Pyramid stage... |
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| Archbishop of Canterbury announces Second Coming | 0 | |
riesler | 2 years |
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"Bono will play Glastonbury next year"... |
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| Depressed socialists wonder if vuvuzelas mighty rally more opposition to cuts | 0 | |
la maga | 2 years |
| Shortage of beardy wierdy eccentrics has coursed Channel 4 to scrap Time Team. | 0 | |
Basil_B | 2 years |
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Less archeologist's soon... |
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