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Irish exam board sets 'Quare Fellow' as GCSE text 2
Oxbridge 24.06.13 3:13pm
Lindy Moone
Record breaking long unintelligible letter contest won by credit card company

A letter announcing 'important changes to your credit card' has won the Guinness Book of World Records entry for the longest and least intelligible letter in the history of man. It beat the previous...

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ronseal 24.06.13 2:57pm
Wrenfoe
Guy Poet sacking: employment lawyers say case falls between two stools 0
ronseal 24.06.13 2:37pm
ronseal
Mandela still critical after 24 hrs...there's just no pleasing some folks 0
irreverendJ 24.06.13 2:09pm
irreverendJ
Acid-head Gregor Samsa admits he still gets cockroach flashbacks 1
sydalg 24.06.13 2:06pm
Lindy Moone
Panic As Entire Non-Criminal Population Of Ecuador Seeks Refuge In USA 0
Titus 24.06.13 1:16pm
Titus
Murray to try Henman’s Wimbledon strategy: wait till all the good players retire 2
Tripod 24.06.13 1:07pm
Titus
Britain to restart Transportation to Austrialia 1
Scronnyglonkle 24.06.13 1:04pm
Titus
EU metrication latest - all official documents must be in iambic pentameter

There's been an edict from the E of U, They cannot really have enough to do, First it was the kilo, then the litre, Now iambic penta-bloody-meter...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 24.06.13 1:03pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Aging client asks masseuse, "Will you still knead me when I'm 64?" 1
sydalg 24.06.13 1:02pm
Titus
Isle Of Wight Applies To Join Common Market

While we're all taking the piss out of the IoW...

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Titus 24.06.13 12:35pm
MADJEZ
Elena Baltacha confirmed as Ukrainian

.. who's next...

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Not Amused 24.06.13 12:35pm
Not Amused
New GCSE exam extended to A*** for 130% pass mark.

UK Education minister Michael Gove has announced that the new system to replace GCSEs currently being planned at the DfE will include grades up to A***. During the press conference to explain the...

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rogerg 24.06.13 12:30pm
rogerg
Argumentative geometrist struggles to see from different angle

More to come...

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kimllfixit 24.06.13 11:59am
kimllfixit
Prince Philip seen to punch air on news of Mandela's hospitalisation 2
Sinnick 24.06.13 11:20am
Oxbridge
Oxford and Cambridge accused of sticking their oars in at the Home Office.

.(Really, haven't they better things to do at the Home Office?)...

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weematt 24.06.13 11:13am
weematt
Disaster at Superglue head office after management send staff on bonding session 5
blacklesbianandproudofit 24.06.13 10:46am
weematt
SA Govt declines Winnie's offer to stage commemorative mass necklacing 0
pere floza 24.06.13 10:42am
pere floza
Mistaken Fathers' day gift of 'man drill', sees man bitten by angry primate 1
topfotogmw 24.06.13 10:37am
Wrenfoe
Australian boat-race protester granted asylum in Ecuador embassy 2
Sinnick 24.06.13 10:35am
Wrenfoe
Man obsessed with seaweed urged to see kelp. 7
sredni vashta 24.06.13 10:34am
Lindy Moone
Google ‘Drive-by’ set to revolutionise gangland killings

Following the success of Street View, Google are set to shake up the world of gangland killings with their new Google ‘Drive-by’ feature. Spokesman for the global giant, Kelly Preston said:...

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Mandy Lifeboat 24.06.13 10:28am
Oxbridge
Met promises ‘more efficient’ corruption

By embracing emerging technologies, London’s police force hope to offer a more comprehensive and time sensitive range of dishonest practice. The family of the murdered teenager Stephen Lawrence,...

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Wrenfoe 24.06.13 10:27am
Oxbridge
GCHQ unable to identify helpful FAQ

Despite tapping into the global fibre optic network and examining more than 600 petabytes of Internet vendors' FAQ, the Cheltenham-based Government Communications Headquarters today admitted that it...

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Arthur 24.06.13 9:19am
Yikes
Good news for 50 year old men as Sunday Times magazine declares nose hair 'in' 3
blacklesbianandproudofit 24.06.13 8:12am
Titus
Explosion after photosensitive epileptic smells gas and dials 948

The number you're supposed to dial if you smell gas is 0800 111 999. I know this because I copied it off a website and pasted it here...

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Arthur 24.06.13 8:02am
Titus
Met Accusused Of Trying To Brand Lawrence Family As 'Institutionally Black'.

(Unfortunately I fear this may have been done before. If so, I apologise.)...

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Titus 24.06.13 7:45am
Titus
French determined to shrug off stereotypical image. 24
sredni vashta 24.06.13 7:41am
FlashArry
Mandella 'Critical' - Complains About Way His Ward Is Decorated 6
Titus 24.06.13 7:38am
Titus
Fearnley-Whittingstall apoplectic over proposed scampi quotas

Environmental groups and Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall are up in arms over the Department of Fisheries proposal to reduce regulation in UK waters. Many consider commercial fleet fishing to be wholly...

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ChairmanMouth 24.06.13 5:50am
ChairmanMouth