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England team defeat blamed on not enough flags back home

Sporting experts have put the blame on England's 2:1 defeat to Italy squarely on the fans back home for their insufficient support with flags and bunting, and without a massive surge in flag waving...

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bonjonelson 16.06.14 10:25am
bonjonelson
Boris describes Blair as unhinged. Later suggests kettle is black 0
RobArmstrong 16.06.14 8:03am
RobArmstrong
Food Standards Agency: Warns not to wash raw cocks under the tap.

Fnarrr fnarrr soon...

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MADJEZ 16.06.14 7:52am
RobArmstrong
Getting Catholic girls pregnant exempted from Forced Marriage Law.

More shotgun weddings soon...

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MADJEZ 16.06.14 7:33am
MADJEZ
An Open Letter to Tony Blair

Shut up. Shut UP. Shut up. Shut up, shutupshutupSHUTUP., ShutUPshutupshutupshutupSHUT UP. [size=+4]SHUT UP.[/size] Sincerely, Everyone...

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Kevin the Swan 16.06.14 6:16am
Rumour Control
Inaction man prepares for his latest mission in the Middle East 3
Bigglesworth 16.06.14 6:01am
Robert Koch
Blair; "Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen", bwah hah hah

More to follow...

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apepper 16.06.14 5:52am
apepper
Veteran double act release updated cover of Billy Joel classic

Two old 'troupers' (or should that be troopers?) have come out of retirement to put on record an update of an old '80's hit. "It's, y'know, not so much a megamix as a mediamix," says rapper 'Pitbull...

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pinxit 16.06.14 5:50am
pinxit
Blair denies problems in Iraq, says ISISN'T 0
sydalg 16.06.14 3:57am
sydalg
Study finds Hunter S. Thompson bought gear and clothing in Las Vegas 0
Smart Alex 15.06.14 11:16pm
Smart Alex
Scousers urged to 'for pity's sake let it go' by everyone - 2

I'm sure this will go well...

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RobArmstrong 15.06.14 9:24pm
RobArmstrong
Man struggles to open tax free ISIS account at local bank. 0
irreverendJ 15.06.14 9:08pm
irreverendJ
FIFA introduces random stupidity tests for physios 0
beckfordburger 15.06.14 8:02pm
beckfordburger
Manaus pitch complains that England physio Gary Lewin is waterlogged 0
beckfordburger 15.06.14 6:22pm
beckfordburger
Survey reveals most Brits thought Magna Carta was a Michael Caine film

More follow ups soon?...

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Mitt Walters 15.06.14 6:06pm
Mitt Walters
England fans already 'pasta caring'

hat-tip to Underconstruction...

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Squudge 15.06.14 4:47pm
Al OPecia
Procrastination workshop postponed. More soon, possibly 1
Sundialer 15.06.14 3:11pm
Wrenfoe
Biscuiteers urged to 'for pity's sake let it go' by everyone 7
deceangli 15.06.14 2:44pm
Underconstruction
Prince William found to be ‘most popular royal’. Next poll: ‘tallest dwarf’... 0
Tripod 15.06.14 2:26pm
Tripod
Biscuit world in turmoil as more than one way for cookie to crumble discovered 0
Sundialer 15.06.14 2:16pm
Sundialer
Coming Home Early is a 'Tradition'

Being forced to remember words of the monarchist dirge that is the 'national' anthem enough to screw anyone's head up...

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Dun Dunkin 15.06.14 2:08pm
Dun Dunkin
Sticky toffee pudding pulled from menu as restaurant runs out of sticks 0
Sundialer 15.06.14 2:04pm
Sundialer
‘Invasion of Iraq not my fault’, says Blair. ‘I was only obeying orders’... 0
Tripod 15.06.14 1:40pm
Tripod
Militant pigeons planning a coo - more soon 2
Sundialer 15.06.14 1:39pm
Tripod
Tony Blair suggests orphaned Iraqis send him a Father's Day mug

In a desperate attempt to plagiarize his favourite Billy Joel song, the ex-Prime Minister of the UK informed the world's press: 'We didn't cause the Iraq crisisit was always burning since the world...

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Wrenfoe 15.06.14 11:56am
Wrenfoe
Smug sport cynic feels empty and alone after correctly predicting England loss 0
Bigglesworth 15.06.14 11:26am
Bigglesworth
Shrewsbury man avenges Italy defeat by not ordering pizza 0
Underconstruction 15.06.14 11:18am
Underconstruction
NewsBiscuit Top Ten loses weight. Top Eight emerges. Leaner. Meaner. 0
beckfordburger 15.06.14 11:12am
beckfordburger
Public clamour for Apple to launch ‘new thing’...

A crowd has gathered outside Apple’s headquarters, in Cupertino, California, in the hope that the company will soon be launching an innovative new product. Most of the crowd is silent - as though...

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Tripod 15.06.14 11:02am
Wrenfoe
Up to 50 professors on run from Open University 8
sydalg 15.06.14 11:00am
Wrenfoe