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Idiot calls idiot "idiot"

Idiots throughout the USA have reacted with fury at a British idiot calling an idiot an idiot. An idiot explained; "Any idiot that opposes gun control should be shot."...

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apepper 26.12.12 11:05pm
Idiot
Man survives on his normal food intake over festive period.

A recluse and diagnosed Christmas Bah Humbugger has baffled nutritionists by miraculously managing to remain alive over Christmas and Boxing days on just his usual intake of calories without...

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danster 26.12.12 10:23pm
Squudge
Shakin' Steven elected new President of Parkinson's Society 1
custard cream 26.12.12 9:42pm
Bourbon
Boxing Day Rail Hunt announced for 2013 - Tally Ho!

The Boxing Day Hunt will go ahead in 2013, after it has been revealed that a novel compromise has been reached by the Transport minister in discussions with ASLEF and the Heythrop Hunt. The train...

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Squudge 26.12.12 9:05pm
Squudge
Heythropgate Continues as Fox-Witness Questioned

Scotland yard has announced this week that it now has 30 police officers working to locate the fox who falsely gave corroborating evidence against the Heythrop Hunt. The members of the hunt, who were...

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HugoDestrange 26.12.12 9:01pm
HugoDestrange
Thunderbirds are gone... 1
danster 26.12.12 8:08pm
DustyBinLaden
Rock band The Police to reform after prolonged Sumner Holiday 1
simonjmr 26.12.12 11:53am
danster
Saying “Christ, I’m coming” enough to make a man Christian, says Archbishop...

In his last speech as Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams tried to put a positive spin on some depressing statistics, which suggest, to anyone not wearing a funny hat, that religious faith in...

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Tripod 26.12.12 11:53am
Tripod
Questionable scientific health findings and ethics......

Scientists under the employ of various supermarkets highly recommend a "normal" person requires to ingest at least four full supermarket trolleys of rubbish consumerist foodstuffs washed down with...

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danster 26.12.12 11:39am
danster
Prince Harry in successful Taliban krill mission

Defence sources are refusing to deny claims that Prince Harry has successfully eliminated a quantity of krill after a Hellfire missile from his Apache helicopter plunged into the Indian Ocean 300...

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Yikes 26.12.12 10:29am
Yikes
Flooding disrupts rail strikes 5
26.12.12 10:26am
Gerontius
Keen cyclist disappointed to receive only 15 copies of Bradley Wiggins' new book 0
antharrison 26.12.12 5:21am
antharrison
Shooting in Tooting sparks off looting 1
Dick Everyman 26.12.12 4:54am
Squudge
Rail commuters advised to 'go with the flow'

riots soon...

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Squudge 26.12.12 4:50am
Squudge
Public gay marriage opposition soars to 'Couldn't give a shit' levels 0
antharrison 26.12.12 4:29am
antharrison
Contributor fails to think of anything funny to break in new forum 5
jp1885 25.12.12 8:01pm
The All New Jeni B
British Tourist board: 'come to Waterworld for the summer holidays'

all over the UK...

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Squudge 25.12.12 5:55pm
Squudge
NEAT-Ho Ho Ho

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge say they are looking forward to getting their New Year’s Eve celebrations out of the way so that they can make a serious start on their summer holidays., It is...

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Gerontius 25.12.12 5:49pm
Squudge
“Peace better than war”, says Pope...

The Pope has expressed his preference for peace, rather than war. In his traditional Christmas address to the crowds gathered in St Peter’s Square, the pontiff called for “an end to...

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Tripod 25.12.12 5:06pm
Tripod
French ski instructors blame UK cuts for cuts in sex life

French ski instructors are feeling the effects of the UK recession with a decline in off-piste action, traditionally provided by nubile daughters of the English home-counties set. The situation...

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Dick Everyman 25.12.12 2:43pm
Dick Everyman
Queen praised for Roy Orbison impression during light-hearted Christmas Address

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/7320503/queen-3d_large_verge_medium_landscape.jpg...

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virtuallywill 25.12.12 1:26pm
virtuallywill
IDF investigating reports that Iron Dome 'took out' Santa overnight

more soon....

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Falouan 25.12.12 10:57am
Falouan
Quincy M.E. found dead. Foul-play suspected after autopsy. 0
MADJEZ 25.12.12 9:48am
MADJEZ
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Yikes 25.12.12 9:24am
Yikes
Result and Winner of Newsbiscuit's Christmas 'SPOT THE ROBIN' Competition ...

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/spottherobin.jpg...

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pinxit 25.12.12 9:06am
Yikes
Flooding minister accused of sandbagging. Saving best for summer holidays. 0
weematt 25.12.12 9:06am
weematt
Obamha facing fiscal grassy knoll.

The U.S. congress, in a precedented move has, downsized the description of proposed U.S. tax and budget cuts commonly referred to as the 'fiscal cliff'., The $100 billion budget cuts and family...

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JusticeP 25.12.12 8:06am
JusticeP
British gun sales soar in anticipation of Piers Morgan return 1
charlies_hat 25.12.12 7:21am
Perks
Queen's peach may appear fuzzy in 3D. 0
weematt 25.12.12 4:26am
weematt
Sacrifice of 1st Amendment worth it to be rid of Piers Morgan, says USA 2
duncolm 24.12.12 11:28pm
Idiot