Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Freshness
Ant and Dec Voted Two Biggest Anchors On TV 2
Duff 3 years

Ubiquitous Geordie presenting duo, Ant and Dec, have been awarded the coveted title of the nation's biggest anchors for a third consecutive year, in a poll of Radio Times readers to be published...

Nancy Cameron in failed bid to distract David Cameron from ruining anything else 2
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

Nancy Cameron has apologised to the nation after her bid to distract her father from messing anything else up by hiding in a country pub ended in failure. Although the prime minister's daughter,...

President Amadinejad and Katie Price announce wedding plans 1
bumtrinket 3 years

After much speculation is has now been confirmed that President Amadinejad and Katie Price are to be wed in a lavish ceremony in Iranian capital Tehran later this Autumn. The unlikely partnership ...

Tim Rice, Damien Hirst to Stage World's First Surrealist Musical, "Hello Dali!" 0
Iggy Pop-Barker 3 years
Broken Britain update : Champagne Charlie's leave daughter in pub 1
simonjmr 3 years
Biennial renaming of country to 'Inger-lund' underway 1
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Stirring England draw invokes spirit of ... er 1980... oh dear. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

More dullness soon...

Leveson inquiry concerned that selective amnesia may be at "epidemic" levels 0
FlashArry 3 years
Dignitas to launch 'come die with me' two for one summer promotion 7
bumtrinket 3 years

Financially struggling suicide-assisting Swiss outfit Dignitas are taking the unusual step of offering a BOGOF for their Platinum-level death-assisting service. I spoke to CEO of the company Dr...

In brief: 0
Miss Hegas 3 years

Home from trip to pub, PM looks around car and concurs 'maybe we're not all in it together.'...

BBC Denies Peston Bailout Rumours 0
custard cream 3 years

Senior sources at the BBC moved quickly today to scotch rumours that Business Editor Robert Peston is in need of a bailout. "There are no suggetions of Robert needing an 'additional line of credit'...

Over 40 people rescued from caravan holiday in Wales 5
Danny 3 years

Rescuers have managed to evacuate over 40 people from a distressing caravan holiday in Wales. Three people were airlifted to safety by Royal Air Force Sea King helicopters. “It was awful,”...

Both Luke Skywalker and Nancy Cameron decide not to send Father's day cards 1
Smart Alex 3 years
Kitchen assistant Nancy Cameron first to trial "Work, not Child Benefit" scheme 0
Nails UK 3 years
9 out of 10 people say Eric Pickles would be neighbour from Hell 0
roybland 3 years
Blair's hands recalled to Leveson 0
nostra da mouse 3 years
Cameron left social conscience behind in Gentlemen’s club 0
Rizzo 3 years

Reports coming in suggest that Prime Minister David Cameron left his social conscience in a small members club in Chelsea shortly after the General Election in 2010. The press were alerted to the...

Doctors claim they are close to finding a cure for Jeremy Kyle 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Potuguese police make random arrest in Cameron daughter pub case 0
cinquecento 3 years
Lady Ga-Ga causes upoar wearing dress made of wood 1
Bismarck 3 years

The gossip columns of Hollywood were today abuzz with the news that Lady GaGa wore a dress made out of wood to a restaurant bash last night. Greenpeace have condemned the singer, who has also been...

Guide Dogs told to 'man up' 1
cinquecento 3 years

After revelations that guide dogs are coming under increasing attack by other dogs, charity Guide Dogs For The Blind has been examining means of tackling the issue. Early trials in replacing...

Camerons In "Back Home Alone" Blunder 1
Duff 3 years

In a plot almost straight out of a Hollywood blockbuster starring Macauley Culkin, Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife Samantha find themselves at the centre of a child abuse investigation this...

England Victory hailed by Roy Hodgson 0
Denis Dijon 3 years

Roy Hodgson, England’s embattled manager, today hailed as a victory the agreement by Euro 2012 countries to bail out his struggling football team. It is believed that some sort of deal would be...

Welsh are lent bucket loads for bail out 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Increase in attacks on guide dogs, gang war with hearing dogs blamed. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Cameron daughter 'turned to drink" to cope with humiliating parents 0
Haywood Manley 3 years
Despair as people told they can return Welsh caravan park 0
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Welsh brewers benefit from flooding - water supplies filled with muck & filth 0
RickH 3 years

"Half our work done for us" said an Industry Spokesman...

Spanish the new Greeks, say Germans 0
Old Hat 3 years
Shock report links obesity to TV size 0
Bismarck 3 years

A report published today suggests that there is a co-relation between levels of obesity and TV size. The study, which neglected to measure the intake of pizza, suggests that the combination of a...