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More Woe for Cleveland kidnapper as he hit up with bedroom tax 0
happi 08.05.13 10:27am
happi
Chetham's School of Music cancel production of Fiddler on the Roof 0
medici2471 08.05.13 10:25am
medici2471
Cameron launches new Tory manifesto, entitled "La La La, I can't hear you"

More issue-dodging soon...

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NewBiscuit 08.05.13 9:58am
NewBiscuit
Wardrobe malfunctions 'may be linked to cameras'

Scientists at the University of York announed today that there may be a link between famous women having 'wardrobe malfunctions' and the proximity of cameras. The head of the team, Dr Jon Lake,...

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John Wiltshire 08.05.13 7:18am
John Wiltshire
Scotland Yard Productions cock a hoop as Celebrity Dawn Raid wins second series

BAFTA winning Celebrity Dawn Raid, by Scotland Yard Productions (the showbiz wing of what was once the Metropolitan Police) has won a second series. The smash hit reality oppression show is to be...

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ronseal 08.05.13 7:16am
nickb
Prince Philip to be deported in new Immigration guidelines 0
Sinnick 08.05.13 7:16am
Sinnick
Google Glasses - "would have" detected Savile

In a claim that will once more open up the privacy debate, Google have declared that their innovative glasses could have helped police in identifying celebratory perverts. While originally designed...

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Wrenfoe 08.05.13 7:13am
Wrenfoe
Jimmy Tarbrushed

Many more soon...

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beau-jolly 08.05.13 7:08am
Skylarking
Neighbours of Serial Killer 'always expected that was exactly what he was up to'

Neighbours of the notorious Bransgore County Slasher; Ed Jakes, who was captured at the weekend, told reporters that uncovering Jakes sort of hidden activity was both in keeping with his character...

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thisisall1word 08.05.13 6:35am
LensCap
Big Ben to go digital

The House of Commons today voted in favour of replacing the clock faces of the Palace of Westminster with digital versions. "We are well accustomed to seeing photographic portraits of our political...

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Our Political Correspondent 08.05.13 2:03am
Our Political Correspondent
Boomerang startles meringue 6
nickb 07.05.13 10:43pm
Bogbrush
Coalition to explore Ohio imprisonment system in cost saving analysis 0
Dick Everyman 07.05.13 10:38pm
Dick Everyman
Tarby announces new tour date - Stevenage 16 1
LensCap 07.05.13 10:38pm
Bogbrush
World's first printed gun available for only £12.50 (magazine refills at £25 ea) 2
LensCap 07.05.13 10:29pm
LensCap
Embarrassment as apprentice receptionist forgets her lines. More soon

Lord sugar will.oh fuck what was it?...

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JoeBradley 07.05.13 9:50pm
JoeBradley
Exhuming Saville "just opening a giant can of worms" claims Yewtree detective 3
simonjmr 07.05.13 9:02pm
Squudge
Far-right musical theatre company accused of distributing Mein Kamp. 0
sredni vashta 07.05.13 7:43pm
sredni vashta
As news series of 'The Apprentice' begins

Lord Sugar admits he's trying to find someone who will actually continue to work with him for over a year...

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Smart Alex 07.05.13 7:19pm
Smart Alex
Helen Mirren steps in to cover Commonwealth meeting. 2
weematt 07.05.13 6:47pm
Lenny Bee
Steven Gerrard to have shoulder surgery: chip to be removed 0
Sinnick 07.05.13 6:32pm
Sinnick
Kylie has wardrobe malfunction - door comes off hinges

No more soon, sadly...

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John Wiltshire 07.05.13 6:04pm
bonjonelson
Tarbuck arrested. Geoffrey Wheeler asked "What are the odds?" More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 07.05.13 5:40pm
dominic_mcg
Government to announce OBE amnesty 2
bonjonelson 07.05.13 5:33pm
bonjonelson
Walls.I.Am

Funnyman David Walliams is today celebrating the creation of his first new comedy idea in well over a decade - the creation of a human being. Following several years of peddling the same, asexual,...

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Shakes McNails 07.05.13 4:53pm
Shakes McNails
UK Full Emergency Plan implemented as Sir Bruce Forsyth arrested 0
Drylaw 07.05.13 3:31pm
Drylaw
Jimmy Tarbuck was the fifth paedo.

More Yewtree mania soon...

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MADJEZ 07.05.13 3:02pm
Sinnick
Tarbuck traumatised girls with call of 'Oh-ho' 1
Oxbridge 07.05.13 3:01pm
beau-jolly
New NHS 222 phone service for second opinions

Recent criticism of the NHS 111 phone service has seen medical professionals set up a new service to offer second opinions. From next Monday, anyone unhappy with the advice they receive from 111 can...

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johnnydobbo 07.05.13 2:58pm
Sinnick
Government to ban men over 50 from wearing embarrassing hats in public

Under the forthcoming Sartorial Standards (Male Headwear) Regulations, the government will ban men over 50 from wearing most forms of headgear in public. The Regulations will focus on the public...

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John Wiltshire 07.05.13 2:09pm
beau-jolly
Phil Collins favourite to become new Millwall manager as no Jackett required. 5
seymour totti 07.05.13 1:12pm
John Wiltshire