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Jedi extremists in schools there are.

may the force etc...

beau-jolly 10.06.14 12:49pm
Birmingham school pupils enjoy extreme-sports day 2
bookiesfriend 10.06.14 12:42pm
Midfield Diamond
Swimming pools to introduce 'hairy fatty back bits' lanes

Walthamstow public swimming pool is to pilot new 'smooth' and 'hairy' shoulder lanes in a scheme due for nation-wide rollout by 2015. The new system was introduced after it was admitted that nothing...

Squudge 10.06.14 12:40pm
Anglican extremists in ‘Trojan Horse’ plot

OFSTED inspectors have slammed more than 1,000 schools for spreading ‘Anglican Fundamentalism’ throughout Britain. It is believed that the English education system was infiltrated 150 years ago...

deceangli 10.06.14 12:38pm
Ofsted reveals that Birmingham children are being taught how to drive trucks

- inspired by bookiesfriend...

Sinnick 10.06.14 12:33pm
World Cup 2022 could come to France.

In a bid to bring an end to the growing 2022 World Cup debacle, France has offered to donate a section of land to Qatar. The plan to rebuild Qatar just outside Paris would work out considerably...

Boutros 10.06.14 12:24pm
British Values A-Level to include binge drinking and football.. 0
Tammy Flugh 10.06.14 11:36am
Tammy Flugh
God defends Free Will following damning Ofsted report

An Ofsted report has slammed the Garden of Eden for ‘dangerous and subversive’ practices, including allowing pupils access to the Tree of Knowledge (of the National Curriculum). It is understood...

deceangli 10.06.14 11:36am
1 in 3 Welshmen are Dai Abetic report warns. 0
MADJEZ 10.06.14 11:00am
Sadness at Barrymore suicide attempt. Jeremy Kyle offers some pointers. 0
MADJEZ 10.06.14 10:59am
People's Republic of England

Plans for the People's Republic of England have been given the green light from the super secret Whitehall future planning department., With the segregation of Scotland almost complete, the next...

MarkEC 10.06.14 5:56am
Gove Says Schools Must Teach British Values

Like the 3 S's Scrounging, Skiving and Shagging...

Dun Dunkin 10.06.14 5:54am
Dun Dunkin
Pakistan airport attack worse since last week 0
Dumbnews 10.06.14 12:02am
Blair pledge to eliminate child poverty making progress...

‘My kids won’t starve‘ said Mr Blair yesterday...

Robert Koch 09.06.14 11:11pm
PM Calls on Lannisters to repeal Tyrions "Barbaric" Death sentence 1
Bigglesworth 09.06.14 11:08pm
XXL is most popular England Shirt Size

Most fans can't do any sport...

Dun Dunkin 09.06.14 8:43pm
Dun Dunkin
'Towel head World Cup 2022' claims are racist says Sepp Blatter 0
custard cream 09.06.14 8:23pm
custard cream
World basks in nostalgia as Walkman manufacturers weigh in over FIFA scandal

A warm wave of nostalgia and reverie has engulfed industrialised nations around the world, as the inventors of the Sony Walkman, Sony, have inexplicably issued a statement about the 2022 World Cup....

Skylarking 09.06.14 8:23pm
Tristan Shout
Britain taken over by "culturally isolated" schools linked to extreme wealth

A joint Ofsted-MI5 report released today revealed the extent to which Britain is run by former pupils of a shady network of schools. Open only to individuals holding extreme wealth, these...

Sir Lupus 09.06.14 8:16pm
Sir Lupus
Guilty gynaecologist puts his hand up 6
Sinnick 09.06.14 5:38pm
No Porking Road marking 'Not Spelling Mistake'

"People think we mispelt it. It's not No Parking it really is No Porking as we have problems with doggers around here"...

Dun Dunkin 09.06.14 5:21pm
Dun Dunkin
National mourning results in roars of laughter 1
Adrian Bamforth 09.06.14 3:57pm
Tesco’s burger blamed for fall in police dog and horse numbers

Animal welfare groups are concerned that government spending cuts may have resulted in an ‘outsourcing’ of police animal units to the fast food sector. During the last year we have seen an 11.6%...

Wrenfoe 09.06.14 3:53pm
Thank-you RIP Mr Rik Mayall

The young ones,, Darling we're the young ones,, And young ones shouldn't be afraid. To live, love, While the flame is strong,, For we won't be the young ones very long. Tomorrow,, Why wait...

Underconstruction 09.06.14 3:44pm
Adrian Bamforth
'Living in a Box' to re-form as 'Living in a Re-cyclable Box'

Doorway to Heaven etc...

Underconstruction 09.06.14 3:44pm
Limbless female artist invents the Labia-Doodle 0
Underconstruction 09.06.14 3:41pm
Harry Potter themed Boy Band "Wand Erection" to tour later this year 1
moanygit 09.06.14 3:24pm
Cameron acts swiftly to deal with controversial 'anti-homeless spikes'

PM David Cameron has launched a ‘practical compassion’ initiative to deal with 'Tramp Studs', the controversial deterrents to rough sleepers in doorways. A crack squad of Indian fakirs have been...

pinxit 09.06.14 2:52pm
London sees spike in number of homeless 2
bookiesfriend 09.06.14 2:32pm
Classics buff points out 'You can't have an Islamic Trojan Horse' 0
custard cream 09.06.14 1:18pm
custard cream