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David Silvester Condemns Sinful Somerset As "Sodden And Gomorrah". 2
Titus 07.02.14 11:32am
Wrenfoe
Mexican Fisherman Survives 13 Months Adrift In Somerset 2
Titus 07.02.14 11:32am
Wrenfoe
London's Tube Crisis - Russell Brand Yet To Comment

Confusion is growing in London today as the tube strike continues and Russell Brand remains silent on the matter. Millions of Londoners are all discussing the same thing and yet Brand hasn't released...

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Rowan van den Berg 07.02.14 11:02am
Sinnick
500 Jobs Saved As Bombardier Wins £1bn Ark Building Contract 0
Titus 07.02.14 10:57am
Titus
Cadbury’s introduces heart sticker on Milk Tray for Valentine’s Day

In the busy Cadbury’s factory in leafy Birmingham suburb Bourneville, staff are exiting the factory exhausted after a double-shift to add heart-shaped stickers to boxes of Milk Tray in the run up...

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james_doc 07.02.14 10:50am
james_doc
Cameron to go on flood fact finding mission of Sochi

Taking his wellies...

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virtuallywill 07.02.14 10:35am
virtuallywill
Plans for Ark founder at committee stage over Software and Tenders

More at glug...

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blokefromstoke 07.02.14 10:31am
virtuallywill
Katy Hopkins, Edwina Currie and Lousie Mensch... no story, just why the F*ck?

More screechy cack at 1...

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blokefromstoke 07.02.14 10:07am
godly1966
Environment Agency launches new 'Help to Sell' scheme.

In the face of mounting public criticism, the government has rushed out a new property initiative to complement the popular 'Help to Buy' scheme, with particular emphasis on first-time flood victims....

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Squudge 07.02.14 10:00am
Squudge
Government denies flood inaction as King Cnut enlisted to help

David Cameron has today denied that the Government hasn’t done enough to help flood victims in the South West. ‘I’m pleased to announce that at after twenty meetings of COBRA we have finally...

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ianslat 07.02.14 9:59am
ianslat
"Say it with Squirrels" - 'Interfauna' service launches ahead of Valentines day 3
Idiot 07.02.14 9:58am
Squudge
Cameron's plea to Scots "Just until the Welsh grow up and move out, eh?"

More at 1....

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blokefromstoke 07.02.14 9:56am
Squudge
Environment Agency plans to jack up Somerset levels at one end...

well it might work...

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deskpilot3 07.02.14 9:54am
Squudge
Homeopath takes eggcup of water out of Somerset

homeopathic experts have claimed to have solved the problems of flooding in the West Country after the removal of a whole eggcup full of water. "Our only concern is that disposing of the water in the...

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apepper 07.02.14 9:46am
apepper
Somerset residents evacuated into 21st century 1
Oxbridge 07.02.14 9:31am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Harry Hill receives fatwa after describing Muslim Kaaba shrine as ‘Not a cube’.

'It's a rectangular cuboid' insists the comedy star. More soon. http://www.hdwallpaperspin.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/0kaaba_transposition_2119107921.jpg...

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MADJEZ 07.02.14 8:59am
MADJEZ
Psychic predicts bugger all medals for GB at Winter Olympics.

More realistic predictions soon...

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MADJEZ 07.02.14 8:40am
MADJEZ
Peer suffers third-degree burns in unfortunate "braise the Lord" mix-up 0
sydalg 07.02.14 1:33am
sydalg
Dyslexic king demands: "Who are you calling a Cnut?" 0
sydalg 07.02.14 1:31am
sydalg
Shares plummet on news that Isle of Wight is to get Twitter. 0
Boutros 07.02.14 1:14am
Boutros
Chechen woman wins surprise gold medal at Sochi as rivals flee from start line 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 06.02.14 11:45pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Ellen MacArthur plans another first - sailing single-handed around Somerset. 0
deskpilot3 06.02.14 11:45pm
deskpilot3
OFSTED censures Grange Hill after Tucker incorrectly spells 'pleb' 0
Kevin the Swan 06.02.14 11:27pm
Kevin the Swan
Tom Sizemore backtracks on Clinton & Hurley affair. “ I meant Curly Wurly"

Sizemore admitted he was off his face on drugs at the time of the video recording and he meant to say that Bill Clinton had an affair with a Curly Wurly. Not Liz Hurley...

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carlosmanwelly 06.02.14 10:37pm
carlosmanwelly
Somerset Levels declared "homeopathic Time Bomb". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 06.02.14 10:20pm
Al OPecia
Scientists who support Bush/Blair unable to find error in their logic 0
Dumbnews 06.02.14 8:58pm
Dumbnews
Tom Smith's Facebook Film in surprise late nomination for Best Picture Oscar ...

Birmingham factory work Tom Smith was shocked today to find his 60 second Facebook Film had been nominated for the Best Picture oscar. "Like every man and his dog this week I created my Facebook film...

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Kramaring 06.02.14 8:37pm
Kramaring
Wind Causes Massive Sawdust Devastation in Bristol Street

On dustbin collection day after Tuesday night's storm, residents of a quiet street in Whitchurch, Bristol were shocked to find rabbit droppings, sawdust and cigarette ends strewn all over the...

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JohnB 06.02.14 8:29pm
JohnB
William Roache Fingers his Accusers

Will he never learn...

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Njinski 06.02.14 8:11pm
davespade
Network Rail announce replacement submarine service at Dawlish station 4
custard cream 06.02.14 8:11pm
Squudge