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Nobel Peace Prize awarded to Third Reich 0
Old Hat 12.10.12 9:36am
Old Hat
Biden sets Ryan's pants on fire to prove he is a liar liar 0
Hooch 12.10.12 9:32am
Hooch
Wood Bee Satirist Still Buzzing. 4
arthurminnit 12.10.12 9:27am
charlies_hat
Lance Armstrong tests positive for bullshit

In a further blow to his reputation, Lance Armstrong was today found to have tested positive for bullshit after denying the extensive allegations of cheating made against him by the US Anti-Doping...

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Long Distance Clara 12.10.12 9:15am
button
Frankie & Bennys claim alcohol policy allows them to serve tots 3
seymour totti 12.10.12 8:43am
AReader
SAVILE ROW TO BE RENAMED

Horrified by the allegations surrounding dead DJ Jimmy Saville, shops along the famous Mayfair street have reported a massive drop in sales. “It was bad enough after the Fast Show” said I M A...

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Boogoid 12.10.12 8:42am
Sinnick
Cameron clarifies : "You'll sink, I'll swim" 3
FlashArry 12.10.12 8:40am
Sinnick
Lance Armstrong caught giving himself 5 stars on NB sub 1
Lucy4 12.10.12 8:37am
AReader
USADA strip Fab Four of No.1 hit records

In a move that has shocked the show business world, the USADA have today stripped The Beatles of all of their number one hits. A USADA spokesman presented a 100 page report which he said proved...

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Hong Kong Phooey 12.10.12 8:36am
Sinnick
Savile accusations will continue from now until the end of time...

A librarian in Harrogate, North Yorkshire, reports that Jimmy Saville borrowed a book, in 1973 - “it was either a book about raping children or a Haynes manual for a Ford Capri” - and never...

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Tripod 12.10.12 8:29am
arthurminnit
Man eating main, hor d'oeuvre, dessert, then starter suffered eating disorder 2
Perks 12.10.12 8:26am
Sinnick
Cheap Skate Cameron Orders British Gas To Introduce Fun Runs For The Elderly....

This winter. Sick and lame next?...

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Jesse Bigg 12.10.12 7:38am
Jesse Bigg
Would-be satirist finds login still works but writing ability has been disabled.

I'm having a dry patch. I buy them, 5 for a tena...

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wallster 12.10.12 6:55am
Gerontius
Lance Armstrong admits defeat: "it’s hard to pedal with feet of clay”... 0
Tripod 12.10.12 6:39am
Tripod
Survivalists Threaten Strike Action over Health and Safety Issues

British Survivalists are said at the end of their snare line about recent laws and Health and Safety regulations which they say are making their lifestyle choice unsustainable. Spokesman for the...

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Quaz 12.10.12 1:29am
Quaz
'Restaurant whisky toddler' treated for bourbon and single malted milk addiction 3
charlies_hat 11.10.12 10:01pm
Sir Lupus
Cameron delight as UK wins 2014 World War 1 centenary replay

more soon with better spelling!...

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custard cream 11.10.12 8:57pm
custard cream
Cameron delight at UK wins 2014 World War 1 centenary replay 0
custard cream 11.10.12 8:55pm
custard cream
NASA denies allegations Armstrong was spaced out on drugs. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 11.10.12 8:41pm
dominic_mcg
"Sharp rise in young stroke sufferers" at the BBC circa 1975 0
woodymellor 11.10.12 7:47pm
woodymellor
Jimmy Savile stripped of Tour de France victories

more (probably not) soon...

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custard cream 11.10.12 7:46pm
custard cream
Cameron asks British Gas to sponsor WW1 Commemoration 0
Lucy4 11.10.12 6:43pm
Lucy4
Greggs go upmarket: “How do you like your Steak Bake? Rare? Medium? Well done?” 0
Tripod 11.10.12 5:50pm
Tripod
Jimmy ’S a vile 3
malgor 11.10.12 5:50pm
malgor
Cameraman in Tour de France's 'media race' banned for using motorbike

Following the accusations of cheating against Lance Armstrong in the Tour de France, a Cameraman for the event has now been stripped of his fringe 'media race' medals for using a Motorbike. The event...

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Perks 11.10.12 5:40pm
Perks
90% pass rate examiner wins OFQUAL ticker of the month award.

Correction: Used OFSTED last time...

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weematt 11.10.12 4:57pm
weematt
More Yen for Mo Yan 0
Scroat 11.10.12 4:44pm
Scroat
In space no one can hear you sing. 11
Scroat 11.10.12 4:33pm
Scroat
Ashley Cole opens new FA Centre of Insolence 8
charlies_hat 11.10.12 4:24pm
sigmund
Lance Armstrong admits he's been pedalling for years 4
seymour totti 11.10.12 2:49pm
seymour totti