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Agile Boris wows crowds with reverse double flag & twin half-mast ariel display 2
ginty 01.08.12 8:02pm
Badminton players forced to play goodminton 2
nickb 02.08.12 12:37pm
Bradley Wiggins looks like Daman Albarn claims couch potato

Dolly Parton wannabee Claire Nixon from Derby, who has had her breasts enlarged at the cost of £4,500, paid for by her scrap metal dealer father is the first person to notice bradley wiggins and his...

Reg Herring 01.08.12 7:35pm
Reg Herring
European Court of Human Rights award Abu Qatada same rights as ZZ Top 0
The Masked Frog 01.08.12 6:59pm
The Masked Frog
Disqualified badminton players admit being inspired by Blackburn Rovers

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custard cream 01.08.12 6:23pm
custard cream
POPEYE TAKES WEIGHTLIFTING GOLD AMID DOPING CLAIMS Popeye angrily denied doping claims last night after winning a succession of gold medals at the Olympic weightlifting. Judges...

Peter749400 03.08.12 8:52am
Osborne Disqualified For "Not Trying" 0
Mike Turbine-Hamilton 01.08.12 5:12pm
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
Olympic angling team delighted with double pike 0
Smart Alex 01.08.12 4:38pm
Smart Alex
Syria to Become More Newsworthy by Awarding Medals for Massacres, Atrocities 0
thisisall1word 01.08.12 3:25pm
Koreans disqualified for bringing a 10m Air Rifle to the 10m Air Rifle event

They're blaming the Chinese...

Rootin Tootin 01.08.12 3:20pm
Rootin Tootin
McDonald's to 'sponsor NHS' says Lansley

Following the success of the sponsorship deals that saw McDonald's open their largest restaurant in the Olympic village, Health Secretary Andrew Lansley announced that the fast food giant had agreed...

newsfelch 05.08.12 12:09pm
Surprise Gold in the artistic high wire event

for team BJ...

Rootin Tootin 02.08.12 1:40pm
Eight sports thrown out of Olympics for 'being a bit shit'

I'm sure this has potential but the mojo has gone. Anyone want to take it up?...

Oxbridge 01.08.12 2:42pm
Cyclists expecting to be pushed all the way to the line. Investigation underway

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Not Amused 01.08.12 2:06pm
Not Amused
Shock confession: Blues music actually a long-running practical joke

Blues singer Blind Joe Arlington has shocked the music press with his death-bed confession that blues is actually a long running gag played on gullible souls who like to consider themselves...

Chris Hitchcock 05.08.12 12:08pm
Olympic Fencing to be made more exciting by use of props

In a bid to make Olympic fencing more accessible to spectators, officials have announced a trial in which theatre-style props are to be introduced into the arena. Initially these props will include...

Smart Alex 01.08.12 1:29pm
Actual Size
Decline in newspaper sales blamed on giving them away for free

A new study by the London School of Economics has found strong evidence for the decline in newspaper sales. Professor Delman reported that, ‘It may not be obvious to the layman but if you sell...

Actual Size 01.08.12 1:20pm
Actual Size
Badminton "just a bit boring" admits S. Korean

South Korea's Kim Min-Jung admitted that Tuesday's badminton debacle arose because none of the remaining pairs could be bothered to play any better. Ms Kim told state media "None of us are really...

BAJDixon 01.08.12 12:20pm
Do Ping is innocent. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 01.08.12 11:35am
Argumentative pair win rowing gold medal 0
charlies_hat 01.08.12 11:31am
Dorset police warn badminton chiefs for saying players did not use best efforts 0
Duncan Biscuit 01.08.12 9:22am
Duncan Biscuit
Women's beach volleyball spectators disappointed at lack of shirt swapping

More letching soon...

seymour totti 01.08.12 8:59am
seymour totti
Women's football attendees disappointed by lack of heavy rain 0
antharrison 01.08.12 8:42am
E. Coli rebrands itself "Eco. Li"

E.Coli, a leading bacterium in the food poisoning industry, has confirmed it is renaming all 400 trillion of itself as "Eco. Li" with immediate effect. 'Host organisms should  recognise the...

NewSuburbanDad 01.08.12 8:39am
Glastonbury fans 'very disappointed' with London's alternative 3-Day Event 0
dvo4fun 01.08.12 8:01am
Cyclists 'cull' given green light

In scenes reminiscent of the euphoria over London's successful Olympic bid, motoring group members danced with joy in Trafalgar Square this morning as the government finally accepted that a cull was...

Bobsgoodeye 01.08.12 8:03am
Somali Team wins the Sailing whilst Shooting event. More soon. 9
Al OPecia 08.08.12 6:24pm
Midfield Diamond
Chinese and Koreans looking forward to throwing events in athletics 2
charlies_hat 01.08.12 9:34am
Public Outcry as Opening Ceremony 'Fails to Reflect British Culture'

ForumThe NewsBiscuit Community, Welcome, Totty | Log Out | Private Messages, Search: Quick links: NewsBiscuit Home • Chat Room • Writers' Room • Top Ten Public Outcry as Opening...

Totty 01.08.12 12:28pm
Double dip recession disqualified from Olympic swimming final

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apepper 31.07.12 10:01pm