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As hosepipe ban is lifted, Brits ready to water lawns as soon as rain stops 2
Perks 3 years
Danny Boyle to Bailout Po & Co. as eurocrisis spreads to tellytubbyland. 0
liquidusblue 3 years

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Engineer wins Genius award for inventing a double sided usb connector 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Cameramen resorting to dirty tricks to secure "Fannycam" duties at Euro final 1
grumblechops 3 years

ITV has admitted its cameramen may have been using "underhand practices" against colleagues during live broadcasts in an attempt to win themselves the right to operate the coveted "Fannycam" at this...

Osborne plans to take UK out of metric system 2
weematt 3 years

The recent Spanish banks bailout has yet again put the future of the Euro in doubt. It is understood that Whitehall has been working secretly in recent weeks on a plan to take the UK out of the...

Sweden supporter Inga Lund 'baffled yet moved' by opposition fans' attention 7
Haywood Manley 3 years
1,000's of women disappointed as Fifty Shades of Grey is John Major's biography 4
simonjmr 3 years

"It's pretty dull and dreary stuff really except for the stomach turning queasiness of his graphic fumble with the Primcess of darkenss - Edwina Currie" said one London reader More soon...

"Full Archers cast" promised for Olympic opening ceremony. 0
nickb 3 years
Russia and Poland fans clash over who is allowed to wear red 0
nickb 3 years
Czechs bounce Greeks 0
Yikes 3 years
Well thought out prayer ends gay marriage debate. 3
andhrimnir 3 years
Opening Ceremony to showcase "rural splendour" of London's East End 5
grumblechops 3 years

Danny Boyle, the artistic director of the Olympic Opening Ceremony today revealed how the spectacle would create “a picture of ourselves as a nation”, despite fears that the wider viewing public...

Men who wear dresses for a living surprisingly not in favour of gay marriage 0
TheNewsWalrus 3 years
Greek football team seeks bailout from Germany in Euro2012. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
MOD announces plan to axe 4000 heroes 3
Haywood Manley 3 years
Dyslexic Australian coroner advises parents to beware of Italians 2
medici2471 3 years
Cheryl Cole in legal battle over sympathy hand job 'sting' 4
bumtrinket 3 years

Following last week's report of 17 year old Kyle Anderson and his dying request to his idol Cheryl Cole to perform certain manual manipulations for him, it can now be revealed, contrary to earlier...

Auschwitz visit proves big incentive to England team 1
Scroat 3 years
'140 years of bigotry will be transfered to New Glasgow Rangers' Says spokesman. 0
JETFAB 3 years
Amateur sportsman excels in making a fool of himself 3
Dumbnews 3 years
Olympic Authority to claim carbon credits. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Olympic opening ceremony cancelled as farmer demands performers get off his land 0
Haywood Manley 3 years
Waitrose robbery – affordable food left at the store! 0
hardev 3 years

Police are investigating a “reverse” robbery at a Waitrose supermarket in Cardiff after five men reportedly broke into the store and left affordable items on the shelves…, One witness, Fifi...

Apple to charge employees for the privilege of working for them 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Bus Drivers to be set new ‘Minimum Standards of Miserableness’ 2
TheNewsWalrus 3 years

It has been revealed the Government’s new Public Transport White Paper will set out strict guidelines for bus drivers in order to drive down standards of service and comfort on Britain’s local...

Spanish economy turns corner, caídas de las escaleras. 0
andhrimnir 3 years
Church of England issues warning on dangers of not living in the past 4
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

The Church of England has warned that members of the public attempting to live in the modern world could have a detrimental effect on a ‘vastly important’ institution; namely the Church of...

Major & Milliband Leveson appearance 'could cause catastrophic charisma vortex' 2
pere floza 3 years
Apple reveals iPad 4 will feature an air freshener 2
Nunnion Splendacular 3 years

Apple has once again stolen a march on its competitors, by announcing that iPad 4 will feature a built-in air freshener. Ideally suited for use in the smallest room in the house, the breakthrough was...

Objection is Over ruled but Judge rules for Freedom in US remake of Leveson show 0
ronseal 3 years

Critics say that in the US remake of classic British drama, the Leveson Inquiry, the writers have taken some liberties with history. But the ratings for [i]Leveson DA[/i] tell their own story. And...