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Cameron's plea to Scots "Just until the Welsh grow up and move out, eh?"

More at 1....

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blokefromstoke 07.02.14 9:56am
Squudge
Environment Agency plans to jack up Somerset levels at one end...

well it might work...

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deskpilot3 07.02.14 9:54am
Squudge
Homeopath takes eggcup of water out of Somerset

homeopathic experts have claimed to have solved the problems of flooding in the West Country after the removal of a whole eggcup full of water. "Our only concern is that disposing of the water in the...

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apepper 07.02.14 9:46am
apepper
Somerset residents evacuated into 21st century 1
Oxbridge 07.02.14 9:31am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Harry Hill receives fatwa after describing Muslim Kaaba shrine as ‘Not a cube’.

'It's a rectangular cuboid' insists the comedy star. More soon. http://www.hdwallpaperspin.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/0kaaba_transposition_2119107921.jpg...

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MADJEZ 07.02.14 8:59am
MADJEZ
Psychic predicts bugger all medals for GB at Winter Olympics.

More realistic predictions soon...

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MADJEZ 07.02.14 8:40am
MADJEZ
Peer suffers third-degree burns in unfortunate "braise the Lord" mix-up 0
sydalg 07.02.14 1:33am
sydalg
Dyslexic king demands: "Who are you calling a Cnut?" 0
sydalg 07.02.14 1:31am
sydalg
Shares plummet on news that Isle of Wight is to get Twitter. 0
Boutros 07.02.14 1:14am
Boutros
Chechen woman wins surprise gold medal at Sochi as rivals flee from start line 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 06.02.14 11:45pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Ellen MacArthur plans another first - sailing single-handed around Somerset. 0
deskpilot3 06.02.14 11:45pm
deskpilot3
OFSTED censures Grange Hill after Tucker incorrectly spells 'pleb' 0
Kevin the Swan 06.02.14 11:27pm
Kevin the Swan
Tom Sizemore backtracks on Clinton & Hurley affair. “ I meant Curly Wurly"

Sizemore admitted he was off his face on drugs at the time of the video recording and he meant to say that Bill Clinton had an affair with a Curly Wurly. Not Liz Hurley...

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carlosmanwelly 06.02.14 10:37pm
carlosmanwelly
Somerset Levels declared "homeopathic Time Bomb". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 06.02.14 10:20pm
Al OPecia
Scientists who support Bush/Blair unable to find error in their logic 0
Dumbnews 06.02.14 8:58pm
Dumbnews
Tom Smith's Facebook Film in surprise late nomination for Best Picture Oscar ...

Birmingham factory work Tom Smith was shocked today to find his 60 second Facebook Film had been nominated for the Best Picture oscar. "Like every man and his dog this week I created my Facebook film...

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Kramaring 06.02.14 8:37pm
Kramaring
Wind Causes Massive Sawdust Devastation in Bristol Street

On dustbin collection day after Tuesday night's storm, residents of a quiet street in Whitchurch, Bristol were shocked to find rabbit droppings, sawdust and cigarette ends strewn all over the...

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JohnB 06.02.14 8:29pm
JohnB
William Roache Fingers his Accusers

Will he never learn...

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Njinski 06.02.14 8:11pm
davespade
Network Rail announce replacement submarine service at Dawlish station 4
custard cream 06.02.14 8:11pm
Squudge
86-year old Roger Moore can't recall Aston Martin 3
sydalg 06.02.14 8:06pm
Boutros
Shortage of NHS orange plastic waiting room chairs now "a crisis" 0
Drylaw 06.02.14 7:55pm
Drylaw
There are no winners, apart from women who got shag from TV star and sold story. 5
MADJEZ 06.02.14 7:53pm
Drylaw
Dog captures six Taliban insurgents. More soon.

.. One of them looks strangely like Ross Noble...

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Al OPecia 06.02.14 7:40pm
Al OPecia
Ryanair to charge £50 for being nice to customers on the 'phone.

More soon. Thanks FOAD...

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Al OPecia 06.02.14 7:10pm
Al OPecia
Sex trial plaintiffs left with nasty taste in mouth 0
pere floza 06.02.14 7:03pm
pere floza
Network Rail Loses Track Of Trains At Dawlish

"No, we haven't lost the trains - we're just not sure where the track has got to...

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Titus 06.02.14 7:03pm
godly1966
Sochi Organisers say mens figure skating will be butchest ever 0
Scronnyglonkle 06.02.14 7:01pm
Scronnyglonkle
Old Etonian Bankers' Son Given 100 Lines After Mis-spelling "Sandal"

More schoon., More schoon., More schoon., More schoon., More schoon., More schoon., More schoon., (.ad centum)...

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BewsNiscuit 06.02.14 6:35pm
Electrelane
George W Bush to visit Somerset Levels 0
roybland 06.02.14 6:33pm
roybland
Banc custermors forl pray to miss-speling scandle 3
Electrelane 06.02.14 6:24pm
BewsNiscuit