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Utter Bull Shit in cloud cuckoo land yet again 2
Gerontius 3 years

A 31 year old man is being held by police in London amid allegations he has been illegally trading in Switzerland., The man is thought to have traded the republic in exchange for £1.3bn and a one...

Cat concussions at "all time high" in new housing estates. More soon. 13
Al OPecia 3 years
Eleven pound potato mashes the world record... 0
writinginbsl 3 years

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Does Ancient Text Gives Clue to Our Origins? - 2 41
LouCipher 3 years

Ancient texts found in excavation just outside of Cairo may provide insight to the origin of humans on earth. The scroll that was found has been carbon dated to about 13,000 years ago and although...

Acquaintance writes Allison Pearson spin off book - I Don't Know How He Does Her 4
ronseal 3 years
More bad news on the fast food front as Subway goes under. 1
spoole2112 3 years

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An appeal… 8
jp1885 3 years

…on behalf of the Abandoned Shower Gel Foundation. Every year thousands of bottles of shower gel are being abandoned - left to gather dust in bathroom cabinets, corner shower shelving units and...

Scottish Govt To Adopt Japanese Number System, Which Depends On Item Shape... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.So, when counting Tory MP's it goes thus - One tosser, 2 tossers, etc...

Cameron's Promise - 'Unemployed To Be Given Job Of Blowing Up..... 2
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.The "Big Society" ballons.'...

Yorkshire folk find 'Selby dates' easier to grasp claims N.Yorks MP. 0
spoole2112 3 years

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French President, Sarkozy, Makes A Brilliant Speech To New Libyan Govt..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Whilst onlookers wonder who the fake tan man Brit is, hanging around like a spare one at a wedding...

Fisherman catches record breaking compliment 0
beau-jolly 3 years
Vatican to release "Gangsta" Bible 24
LouCipher 3 years

In an effort to combat the rise in atheism amongst the worlds youths the Vatican has announced that it is going to be distributing a new version of the Bible geared towards the younger generation....

Orange Order launches enquiry after members '"piss on a burning Catholic" 5
dvo4fun 3 years

More [open-minded neighbourliness] soon...

Government Crash Test Survey ongoing - 'hardest part' still ahead 0
Pagantroll 3 years
Militant Welsh miners hold sit-in against working conditions 0
simonjmr 3 years

"one out, all out" call by Shop steward ignored. More soon...

Trapped Welsh Miners Said To be "Somewhere Under Neath" 4
Spanswick.Milton 3 years
Royal Navy baffled as Newsbiscuit Sub sinks without trace 6
Screenie 3 years
Government Seismologist's Serial Infidelity Rumbled By Wife 0
Duff 3 years
Dyslexic Tory MP denounces Unicorns over calls for strike action 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Suicide charities can't cope as Facebook installs new 'Hate' button 0
jeremychumfatty 3 years

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Sex Workers’ conference infiltrated by TUC 1
Midfield Diamond 3 years

With debates such as The Pubic Sector and Co-ordinated Action, the annual Adult Equity conference attracts pornographic actors and actresses from around the world. But the TUC has been accused of...

Time runs out for sell by dates 3
spoole2112 3 years
Overworked Union bosses plan mass walkout 11
Screenie 3 years

‘We simply don’t get paid enough to do this job,’ explained trade union leader Patience Jefferson, ‘with the state of the economy and all the government cuts there’s always some group that...

Pro-life groups denounce embryo culling as soluton to midwife crisis. 1
spoole2112 3 years

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Audi to withdraw rear window stickers, "BMW drivers do it on their own" 1
Pagantroll 3 years

A spokesman for the PR company explained the retraction, "after receiving many phone calls from BMW drivers it became clear that many of them had indeed had a very 'close' relationship with their...

Online criminals allowed to return home after being hash-tagged by police 0
dicky37 3 years

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Welsh police investgate celebrity leek photos 1
spoole2112 3 years

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Shares down on news of rogue data at USB 0
spoole2112 3 years
Cameron Unveils 'Because I'm Worth it!' Slogan to Tackle Unemployment 1
TokyoTomato 3 years

Under mounting pressure to tackle head on the 2.5 million and growing number of unemployed, David Cameron today will unveil a vaguely worded slogan which will, it is hoped, give the unemployed a...