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Ostsee 3 years
UK blasts 'uncaring' US after Obama hails historic relationship with Poland 4
rickwestwell 3 years

UK diplomats have asked for urgent reassurances from their American counterparts after news reports that US President Barack Obama has 'rekindled' the close relationship between Poland and the USA. ...

Bondage fetishists back gagging orders 0
Crow 3 years
Sepp Blatter responds to critics over bribery allegations 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

La la la . Im not listening http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/ab78/brownpaperreporter/sepp.jpg?t=1306657256...

Tesco home delivery revealed as alternative to "Crappy food skip" 4
antharrison 3 years

Supermarket giant Tesco has refused, despite criticism from its customers, to confirm that its home delivery service is, in fact, the route to deliver a load of sub-standard and too-close to sell-by...

Aid agencies blast the West as 'awareness' levels plummet 6
Smaug 3 years

In an unprecedented press release today, a spokesperson representing the African Union and a conglomeration of aid agencies criticised the West's 'myopic focus on food and medical supplies, to the...

UK Defence Secretary Apologises for the Soundtrack to the Afghan War 11
Quaz 3 years

UK Defence Secretary Dr Liam Fox has been forced into an apology for the poor soundtrack to the current Afghan and Libyan conflicts. “People look back on the Vietnam war and remember the great...

Clerical error sees noted maniac "Psycho the Rapist" land job as Psychotherapist 0
mongeese 3 years
Boy-gIrl-Boy-Girl seating arrangement causes chaos at BNP annual dinner & dance 18
ronseal 3 years

. Could also easily apply to, Al Qaeda shin dig, Morris Dancer's AGM, Or (I hate to say this) NewsBiscuit booze up...

Tory HQ lift breaks again: "stop all getting in this together" advises mechanic 2
3 years
Sepp Blatter vows to stamp out corruption in FIFA. For the right price 2
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
NASA workers slam Mars as "crap" 5
pthr 3 years

Amid a growing hubbub of discontent, the Mars spirit rover reached the end of its extraordinary mission yesterday. In May 2009, it got stuck in some loose Martian sand and hasn't moved since. ...

Recession-hit pub bores forced to start charging for telling you this much 1
allmyownstunts 3 years
Construction downturn hits Charity Abseilers 0
Milo Shame 3 years

A leading charity has said that cut-backs in the building trade now mean that charity abseilers have fewer and fewer high-profile buildings to abseil down. Megan Lancing from the Breast reduction...

New app offers manly friendship that stops you mid sentence with glib advice 6
ronseal 3 years

The new Glib Advisor, currently available on Android but coming to the iPHone soon, will offer manly friendship to isolated men on the go. Though Glib Advisor's voice recognition software is only 80...

Toronto couple to keep baby Albert's sex a secret 0
beau-jolly 3 years
Gil Scott-Heron's funeral will be televised. more soon 5
Mrblacker 3 years
Schoolboy Reaches Summit of Everest. 1
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Its all downhill from here...

'I don't do blame' says Mladic. 1
Mr Payne 3 years
Knight fails drink driving test, sues police 7
pthr 3 years

A knight has claimed that being asked to walk in a straight line was a breach of his human rights. A police spokesperson dismissed the allegation. "The gentleman in question was clearly drunk," she...

Scientist looks down Hubble Telescope the wrong way, confusion ensues 0
pthr 3 years

The scientific community was briefly thrown into disarray by a paper claiming that the observable universe is far smaller than previously imagined. The team based at John Hopkins University in...

Carbonate of Soda merely curious 16
thisisall1word 3 years
Ben 10's tenure untenable claims Number 10. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

10 more soon...

"What Cheryl Did Next" headline inevitable, fear newspaper afficionados 1
ronseal 3 years

The decline of the British newspaper could reach a new morale sapping stage, with an unstoppable tide of 'What Cheryl Did Next' headlines due to wash up on Fleet Street any day now. With confidence...

Boris inspired by 'On the Buses': new double decker will have Butlers 2
3 years

Boris Johnson introduced a radical revision to London's transport policy yesterday, after watching a re-run of 'On the Buses' on digital channel David: "Blakey inspired me to use real butlers on our...

Saddam, bin Laden and Mladic found. Just Wally to go! 4
DiY 3 years
Serbians suddenly discover that they know where Mladic is.... 4
deskpilot3 3 years

and take action themselves before the Yanks turn up in helicopter gunships to turn him into Emmental and embarrass the authorities...

Chris Huhne fastest in Monaco qualifying. Wife takes pole position. 0
3 years
Thatcher impersonator dies. Clegg to step in as Prime Minister 0
rickwestwell 3 years
Epileptic caravanner regrets ‘if this is a-rockin’, don’t come a-knockin’’ sign 9
jp1885 3 years