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Controversial new face implants raise a few eyebrows 2
quango 3 years
Fathers For Justice support campaign for 'some sex' marriages 4
cinquecento 3 years
Argentina steps up claims for Pitcairn Islands 1
grumblechops 3 years

In a surprise move, Argentinian President de Kirchner today asserted Argentina's claim to sovereignty over Pitcairn Island, on the grounds that it is "way closer to us than them". She talked some...

'Being rich and powerful puts women off' claims thick ginger bastard 4
3 years
Here Are Some Scary Thoughts: 0
rfreed 3 years

Here Are Some Really Scary Thoughts: The people running for President have no problem wasting huge sums of other people's money and spending incredible amounts of time making themselves look good...

Fears for future of Goldman Sachs as IOW locals refuse to do business with them 0
quango 3 years

Investors are fleeing Goldman Sachs in droves as further news that the IOW will no longer do business with the global investment banking powerhouse. A trip down the local pub in Cowes reveals how...

Many people have now heard of Belgium, survey finds 0
roybland 3 years
Welsh Apple fans queue for launch of iPlaid 0
roybland 3 years
Small elite group of universities, not so elite, not so small. 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Burglars 'must be fit enough to carry large swag bag' report recommends 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Oedipus looking forward to mother's day 1
Smart Alex 3 years

Hat tip to Roybland...

Can we avoid Lib-Dem ex-MPs ‘cruising’ after next general election? 4
dvo4fun 3 years

The high number of Lib-Dem MPs due to be shown the red card at the next election is causing worries around Westminster and not just amongst the Kings Cross rent-boy community. Margaret Hodge, the...

Hip-hop star bitch-slapped by mum after misunderstanding on ‘mother’s day’. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
New documentary "Self Harm - Uncut" leaves fans disappointed... 2
grumblechops 3 years
Boris Johnson cancels visit to Liverpool 1
medici2471 3 years
Benefits tests: Equity withdraw cards from 37% found fit to work. 0
weematt 3 years

Actors Equity have withdrawn membership from the 37% of incapacity benefit recipients who failed the new tests. While admitting that it was not all that difficult to fool the previous system Equity...

Tours of Big Ben to remain free until "at least a quarter past eight" 0
grumblechops 3 years
New police fitness tests designed to root out fat pigs. 0
JETFAB 3 years
Tesco's shelf stacker quits, Tesco financial performance too much to bear 1
simonjmr 3 years

Courtney Thomas (17) today quit as shelf stacker for Tesco as the responisbility for financial and market performance for the Tesco group as a whole is too much to bear and that his efforts have...

Catholic church advise gay men to resist taking their partner up the aisle 5
charlies_hat 3 years
Mike Hunt named as Starbucks best customer 0
medici2471 3 years
Daily Mail to offer free ‘body appraisal’ service to all women in bikinis 7
Ludicity 3 years

Every woman in Britain can now receive a free, independent evaluation of her body simply by sending The Daily Mail a photograph of herself wearing a bikini. The body appraisal service, which has...

Captain Oates spotted reading Daily Mail in South Georgia bar 0
yussle 3 years

Lord Lucan helping with the Sudoku...

Sir Michael Wilshaw condemneds literacy reports 0
wilkieone 3 years

Sir Michael Wilshaw has condemned today, reports that Uk literacy standards are falling, writing to the Times today he stated 'it's not the kids fault, it's the kurikulum they teech in skools these...

Cameron now supports "Some Sex" marriages 0
arthurminnit 3 years
Muppet quits 'toxic' show 0
Zadok the second 3 years

The Muppet Show was subjected to a scathing attack by one of its own senior stars yesterday. Kermit, the green-skinned froggish MC said he was quitting because he could no longer work with people...

Maggy Thatcher Baritone? 0
wilkieone 3 years

A recent survey suggests speakers with deeper voices, such as Margaret Thatcher, are more commandingso, that has nothing to do with her having a full set of balls and a moustache then?...

....edited out... 1
cinquecento 3 years

..been done, withdrawn...

Discovery channel not keen on 'Bear Grylls Grills Bears' 4
Perks 3 years

Bear Grylls has been sacked by The Discovery Channel following a contract dispute between the two parties. It is understood that the intrepid explorer wanted to grill bears just to get a catchy name...

Mr Norman Bates wishes to point out that Mother's Day is everyday 1
roybland 3 years