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Amazonian tribe with no sense of time offered position at First Great Western. 0
MC One R 3 years
Blondie looking forward to royalties for news montages. More soon. 0
MC One R 3 years
Rooney hooker"i was just so ashamed" 0
pumpernickle 3 years

A high court judge today removed a gagging order preventing the press from publishing details of which prostitute had slept with Wayne Rooney.Mr.Justice Holbert said"It was in the public interest.",...

IMF boss claims $1 million bail as incidental expenses. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

More soon. PS It's good to see the former head of the IMF can lay his hands on $1million at short notice...

Cameron guarantees end of world 0
antharrison 3 years

2012 budget...

Ryan Giggs scores with a back pass 0
antharrison 3 years
Ryan Giggs unlikely to be raptured 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Government's £142,000 'digital tsar' over-budget and 2 years late 2
3 years

The government's new 'digital tsar' is over-budget and nearly 25 months behind schedule, it was revealed today. Originally planned as a cost-efficient cross between Robocop and The Borg, the final...

Combination antiperspirant/deodorant voted 'greatest scientific breakthrough' 8
rickwestwell 3 years

A survey of leading scientists, journalists and opinion-makers has found that of the great scientific advances of the last hundred years, none has been as valuable to humanity as the groundbreaking...

Courts introduce 'Pooper-Injunction' for the incontinent. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Explosion in Glasgow pie factory, 3.1415927 dead 22
virtuallywill 3 years

more in 60 seconds...

Ken Clarke admits "wasn't sure if No really meant No" on AV. 1
Deacon 3 years
Doherty denies involvement with lance armstrong during the 1999 tour de france 1
MrG123 3 years

more soon (if its not too obscure a reference)...

Obama reminds Netanyahu he can always have him killed. More soon. 0
red 3 years
REM expect bumper royalty income from radio play tomorrow. 1
bonjonelson 3 years

And I feel fine...

Reminder: Rapture is tomorrow, so put the cat out and cancel the milk. 1
Ostsee 3 years
Celebrity pulls wool over our eyes and develops injunctionitis. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Ultra-injunction collapses into privacy singularity, sucks in Assange 1
pere floza 3 years
Premiership footballer embarassed he has no superinjunction. 4
John Wiltshire 3 years

A premiership footballer, who does not wish to be named but is in fact Mark Swindlehurst of Blackburn Rovers, has admitted to being totally embarassed at not having a superinjunction., 'All the...

Obama relieved as Harold Camping pledges to clear congestion charge 0
button 3 years

no more soon...

Netanyahu suggests Obama should attempt to re-instate 1967 Vietnam borders first 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Financial Serivces Authority mooted to 'something' at some stage 3
ronseal 3 years

Insiders say Britain's financial regulator is planning to 'do something', possibly as early as next year. Details of the action are unclear, but the Financial Services Authority, which is employed...

Lydon"rotten Rantzen" 0
pumpernickle 3 years

John Lydon has lashed out at Esther Rantzen for selling out."She used to have serious journalistic credit in the past.Who can forget consumer show Thats Life with its weekly round up of strangely...

Paralysed man can stand again thanks to i-spine iphone app 0
Screenie 3 years

'The app stimulates his spine with electrical pulses, sent via the headphone jack, which allow him to stand up', explained the app's creator, i-m Geoff Coleman, 'when the app is coupled with Spotify...

QVC to start selling real jewellery 2
pumpernickle 3 years

QVC has announced that they are to phase out their current line of diamonique and african rubellite tat and start selling real jewellery...

Cut-price super-saver injunctions flood the market for poorer celebrities 5
OllieP 3 years

After a recent spate of super-injunctions being served on the media by wealthy celebrities keen to conceal their indiscretions, their C-list cousins have found themsleves priced out of the market....

Fundamentalist Christianity ended by Rapture 2
Andrew 3 years

The Rapture, the bodily ascension of all truly God-fearing Christians into heaven before the final battle of Armageddon, was credited today with ridding the world of Christian extremism. The...

Queen reunited with Princess Anne’s real father at Irish horse-breeding farm 1
Qoxiivi 3 years
Final of The Apprentice to return to traditional wind ups 13
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

In a departure from the normal format popular BBC TV show The Apprentice is set to test contestants who reach this year’s final in a very different way. Instead of the usual competition to see who...

Moves towards deunification cause fear for mass stranding of wales 0
Screenie 3 years