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Monkeys announce rival Premier League

Faithfully imitating the old saying, 'Monkey see, monkey do', thousands of British monkeys in captivity have joined forces to form their very own Football Premier League. London Zoo, with easily the...

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31.10.12 5:28pm
Tyson sex change operation ‘a complete success’ say surgeons

Former world heavyweight champion of the world Mike Tyson is said to be ‘feeling fine’ after undergoing Sex Reassignment Surgery at a clinic near Beverley Hills., Once known as The Baddest Man...

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Uncle Bertie 31.10.12 5:07pm
Uncle Bertie
University athlete disqualified for being 'too good' 0
Dumbnews 31.10.12 4:55pm
Dumbnews
Eddie goes really bad

http://assets4.pinimg.com/upload/87116574013464532_6eyQzb80.jpg...

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Squudge 31.10.12 4:51pm
Squudge
‘No new shoes or handbags, bitch, until I see you iron,’ Maidenhead man insists.

[url=http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50886]Neat-O[/url] (I hasten to add)...

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malgor 31.10.12 4:06pm
malgor
RyanAir centre seat voted the best thing since the iron maiden. 0
weematt 31.10.12 3:47pm
weematt
Initial voyage of new atomic submarine was "more positive than negative" 3
charlies_hat 31.10.12 3:40pm
Squudge
Vacant ‘Freedom of Scarborough’ honour listed on eBay. Bid stands at 99p... 1
Tripod 31.10.12 2:43pm
Squudge
"I made Ronin" album big hit for Elvis / Brit metal band Aaron Maiden 0
simonjmr 31.10.12 2:14pm
simonjmr
Mars mission abandoned after Rover sends back Hawaiian lapsteel guitar recording 0
Nowherefast 31.10.12 2:10pm
Nowherefast
Bribe shortfall forces England’s police to go under-cover...

In an effort to cut costs, now that the bribes from News International have dried up, every police force in the country is to go under-cover. Police stations are to be closed, the properties sold and...

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Tripod 31.10.12 1:57pm
Tripod
Cricket latest: Robot batsman scores no runs from six balls. 1
sigmund 31.10.12 1:50pm
Drylaw
Newsbiscuit Contributor Gouges Own Eyes Out.

"It was better than having to read yet another Savile-related sub"...

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The All New Jeni B 31.10.12 1:49pm
pinxit
Plagued by Trick-or-Treaters? Then this could be for you…

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/tricktreat.jpg...

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pinxit 31.10.12 1:47pm
pinxit
Pluto to play Ja Ja Binks in next Star Wars film 1
victimms 31.10.12 1:38pm
Squudge
Final Prequel Spoiler - CGI 'Darth Savile' to play father of Anakin Skywalker

more soon (Sorry Jeni)...

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Squudge 31.10.12 1:35pm
Squudge
US teenager branded 'a fool' after being stranded at drive-in by Sandy

Rydell High School student Daniel Zuko was left stranded at a drive-in cinema theatre last night, as Sandy, whose full name is Sandy Olssen, hit the east coast of America. Rydell’s Principal...

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DustyBinLaden 31.10.12 1:27pm
Squudge
Part time policeman 'wore only half his uniform' claim 0
custard cream 31.10.12 1:23pm
custard cream
Man charged with “impersonating plain-clothed policeman”... 1
Tripod 31.10.12 1:21pm
custard cream
Please to probe in Londons most infamous gay sauna as two

erections die...

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burnmybridges 31.10.12 12:41pm
burnmybridges
Anger management courses all the rage, say psychologists

probably not a lot you can say to that, so no more soon...

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custard cream 31.10.12 12:33pm
custard cream
US eastern seaboard brought to standstill by “leak of homeopathic waste”... 0
Tripod 31.10.12 12:28pm
Tripod
City in shock as a Liverpool pensioner says "No, I never knew John Lennon" 3
dvo4fun 31.10.12 11:34am
medici2471
Savile death cheats him of great blow from Sandy

one for Jeni B...

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medici2471 31.10.12 11:31am
Squudge
Salad Roll shortage hits N.Y. as Subways close. 1
Maverick 31.10.12 11:20am
jimmydodger
Millenium Falcon heads for Pluto 2
medici2471 31.10.12 10:40am
nostra da mouse
God ignored red flags on Savile’s heaven application as he needed Xmas party DJ

The process of ascending to heaven may be about to get a lot tougher amid revelations that God turned a blind eye to red flags on Jimmy Savile’s heaven application as he needed a DJ for the heaven...

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Yikes 31.10.12 9:23am
Yikes
Tom Daley's bronze medal at risk over 'diving' allegation

more soon. Surely done somewhere already. If not then apologies, hat, coat etc...

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dvo4fun 31.10.12 9:20am
Yikes
US announce plans to extradite Michael Fish 5
Squudge 31.10.12 9:03am
Squudge
Cities unprepared for badger refugees, warns academic.

Cities must prepare for a tide of badger refugees fleeing the cull, according to Earnest Stoat, who is still employed by Arndale College of Animal Psychology. "Without proper protection, the...

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Boutros 31.10.12 12:09am
Boutros