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Isis leader Abu Bakr al-Bigdadi appears in first TV wrestling match.

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MADJEZ 05.07.14 7:52pm
MADJEZ
Rolf spends second night showing cellmate his didgeridoo skills. 0
MADJEZ 05.07.14 7:49pm
MADJEZ
Fellow prisoner's explored Rolf's back catalogue on first night in cells 0
antharrison 05.07.14 7:35pm
antharrison
ISIS in crisis over western vices. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 05.07.14 7:00pm
dominic_mcg
British prisons now 'most entertaining in the world' 6
Adrian Bamforth 05.07.14 5:52pm
clarksn
Rolf's Harris 'didn't make it through the night.' 0
Ted King 05.07.14 4:40pm
Ted King
Criticising someone for being Commons Speaker is unacceptable, says short guy 0
beckfordburger 05.07.14 3:29pm
beckfordburger
Got 5 years for jailbait, mate, got 5 years for jailbait

Straight to cell from the court, sport, straight to cell from the court, Think me career's through, Lew, think me career's through, No more didgeridoo, Blue, no more didgeridoo...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 05.07.14 2:18pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Crowds cheer as Queen Elizabeth slides majestically into the water 3
AReader 05.07.14 12:59pm
AReader
Glaswegian man arrested as wrong Queen Elizabeth belted with bottle of whisky

More to follow...

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apepper 05.07.14 12:07pm
apepper
Chaos as Mr Keepmyhistory demands that Google deletes his history

The Internet is likely to collapse in upon itself after Mr Eric Keepmyhistory of Hampshire requested that Google deletes his history. A Google spokesman explained; "Unfortunately, the people who...

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apepper 05.07.14 12:05pm
apepper
Irony overload as boxer arrested for punching man 3
RobArmstrong 05.07.14 11:54am
Mandy Lifeboat
First rule of Rolf's Cartoon Club now 'No-one talks about Rolf's Cartoon Club' 5
Adrian Bamforth 05.07.14 11:15am
Ironduke
Warship named after a little old lady set to strike fear into foreign navies

Great Britain sent a firm message to the world yesterday by naming its latest Royal Navy warship after a sprightly but rather frail 88 year old woman. Foreign navies are said to be quaking in their...

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Midfield Diamond 05.07.14 10:47am
Kevin the Swan
Neymar nearly damages quiff and tattoos

but luckily only breaks vertebrae...

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Robert Koch 05.07.14 10:22am
Robert Koch
Headline

Setup, A couple of gags, Punchline...

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AReader 05.07.14 8:46am
AReader
Millions petition EU court for the right to forget 60s, 70s and 80s television

Following the recent judgement in the European Court of Human Rights establishing the "right to be forgotten", requests have flooded in for the BBC and other channels to be forced to wipe out all...

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AReader 05.07.14 8:24am
RobArmstrong
HMS Queen Elizabeth to be anchored in Thames as London's new airport. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 05.07.14 7:12am
Al OPecia
New aircraft carrier ‘wider than M25’ closed for resurfacing 0
beckfordburger 05.07.14 6:34am
beckfordburger
Animal Hospital edited

Rolf Harris no longer to be shown stroking beaver...

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Last Hussar 04.07.14 11:23pm
Last Hussar
Boom in airport security jobs 0
Squudge 04.07.14 10:41pm
Squudge
Channel 5 "within spitting distance" of enough material for

"Top 50 Celebrity Molesters"...

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Al OPecia 04.07.14 10:29pm
Ref Minor
Spectators in Yorkshire criticise "soft southern cyclists". 1
deskpilot3 04.07.14 10:28pm
Sir Lupus
"Only nine more sleeps till Christmas" according to insomniac. 0
deskpilot3 04.07.14 10:24pm
deskpilot3
EU court upholds right to be remembered again after being forgotten. 0
deskpilot3 04.07.14 10:24pm
deskpilot3
Ryanair to charge extra for luggage secreted inside passengers' bodies. 0
deskpilot3 04.07.14 10:22pm
deskpilot3
5 July 2014 - Rolf Harris Spending His Second Night In Prison

More updates to follow...

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Tammy Flugh 04.07.14 10:18pm
Tammy Flugh
Writers in uproar at prospect of 'revenge satire' law

There was consternation amongst professional and amateur satirists today at the prospect of new legislation outlawing the posting of revenge satire on the internet. The new law will offer protection...

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RobArmstrong 04.07.14 9:46pm
RobArmstrong
Launch of ship ‘waste of money, total disaster and proves nothing’, say tax paye 1
farmer giles 04.07.14 9:18pm
Titus
New carrier named "HMS Ouch who left that fucking oil drum there!?" 0
Al OPecia 04.07.14 8:02pm
Al OPecia