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Fish OK, but loaves not sliced, complains Galilee multitude 4
sydalg 03.10.13 12:50pm
SimonJJames
August Ferdinand Möbius was said by colleagues to be "thoroughly one-faced" 0
AReader 03.10.13 12:41pm
AReader
Mathematicians Union Becoming Too Divisive

More added soon Tip of the hat to all who have created mathematician related posts lately...

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Flugelbinder 03.10.13 12:38pm
SimonJJames
Truth Serum Test on MPs Inconclusive

Recently a test was carried out to examine the virtues of Sodium Thiopental as a truth serum, using MPs as test subjects., "Sadly" said Dr Misnomer of the Westminster Brains Trust, "the tests have...

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Flugelbinder 03.10.13 12:25pm
Flugelbinder
Obese football manager given lunchtime ban 0
custard cream 03.10.13 12:25pm
custard cream
A boy named "Keanu" was failed by social services 0
NewBiscuit 03.10.13 12:06pm
NewBiscuit
Joe Hart admits his Scottish ancestry

In a press conference this morning England goalkeeper, Joe Hart, revealed what many football fans had started to suspect over recent months. An emotional Hart admitted to a stunned audience that he...

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cinnahmon 03.10.13 12:05pm
cinnahmon
Manchester United confident Ferguson clone ready for start of 2014 season

A Manchester United spokesman today broke the news to the Sotck Exchange that the Alex Ferguson clone is progressing very nicely and should be ready in time to take over for the 2014 season. "It...

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SimonJJames 03.10.13 11:50am
SimonJJames
Football Club pays money to another Football Club for a Very Good Footballer

In a move that is sure to rock the very foundations of football, a Football Club, yesterday, paid a lot of money to another Football Club for a very good footballer. A spokesman for the selling...

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SimonJJames 03.10.13 11:45am
SimonJJames
Monster Raving Loony Party Expenses Revealed

The Newsbscuit website can today reveal the full extent of the Monster Raving Loony Party's only MP John Clownsweat. In a surreal litany of humorous greed, this news comes as a hammer blow to the...

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SimonJJames 03.10.13 11:41am
SimonJJames
No, I'm not going to Scarborough Fair. 17
rikkor 03.10.13 11:22am
John Wiltshire
Mathematician dies in his prime 2
Sfox 03.10.13 10:44am
Titus
Dating site for fat people accused of anti-slimitism 0
sydalg 03.10.13 10:03am
sydalg
Lethal injection to come in three new flavours, promises Texas Governor

The Lone Star State has committed itself to a “more caring” approach to execution, as the Governor announces that the poison will come in three delicious fruity flavours, with more to be added in...

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sydalg 03.10.13 9:56am
sydalg
Phlebotomist retires depressed after living life in vein.

At least it was better than taking the piss...

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jimmydodger 03.10.13 9:49am
jimmydodger
Survey finds internet makes adults forgetful because

oh google it...

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Sfox 03.10.13 8:44am
Sfox
Hypochondriac worried he hasn't got the right amount of blood

Patrick Yates, a hypochondriac from London has become worried he hasn't got the right amount of blood. As yet, However, he has not figured out if he has too much or too little. Yates is said to...

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TobiasBV 03.10.13 8:28am
Yikes
Health of Oceans Blamed on NHS Cuts

Waves of nausea to follow...

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Flugelbinder 03.10.13 8:14am
Flugelbinder
Catastrophe as GP Misunderstands and Cuts Faces 0
Flugelbinder 03.10.13 8:00am
Flugelbinder
Payday lenders face fines of up to 7,000%.

More profit soon...

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MADJEZ 03.10.13 7:34am
MADJEZ
Diary of an OCD and very picky Newsbiscuit reader

The Newsbiscuit website icon at www.newsbiscuit.com/favicon.ico is being returned with a content type of 'text/plain' rather than 'image/x-icon'. That's why the icon looks shit, i.e. non-existent, on...

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Landfill 03.10.13 7:27am
Titus
New £2 Lottery Tickets Force Suckers To Throw Their Money Away Twice As Quickly 0
Titus 03.10.13 7:11am
Titus
Store loses marker pen - everything £88.88 until further notice 1
Idiot 03.10.13 12:41am
Smart Alex
Aliens abandon human inter-breeding programme because humans are too crap

Aliens from the planet Gthargadrax in the Andromeda galaxy, 2.5 million light years from Earth, have admitted defeat in their attempts to interact with and breed from human beings. The news came...

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Oxbridge 02.10.13 11:37pm
Oxbridge
Nation rejoices after Prince Andrew is accidentally flushed down toilet

Buckingham Palace confirms that he's not a "floater"...

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Landfill 02.10.13 11:22pm
Landfill
Miliband Sues Newspaper For Suggesting That His Dad Went To Eton

"Claiming that my father was a Marxist, or that there were many things about Britain which he despised, I can cope with" said the Labour leader. "In fact, statements like are great for enhancing my...

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Titus 02.10.13 8:30pm
Titus
David Cameron promises to send us all to Medical School

In a bold move, the Conservative leader has pledged to keep all under-25s in education; meaning a bumper crop of veterinary surgeons, trainee teachers and frighteningly large primary school kids....

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Wrenfoe 02.10.13 8:14pm
Wrenfoe
Pound Shop Customers 'Glad To Be Able To Avoid 99p-Shop Riffraff'.

Meanwhile, 99p shop custmoers declare that they would never want to be seen shopping in some 'stuck-up £1 shop' where they might be confused with 'that a bunch of toffee-nosed poseurs'...

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Titus 02.10.13 8:14pm
Titus
Gove's "Hands Off Cocks" speech seen as possible leadership challenge 0
Drylaw 02.10.13 7:52pm
Drylaw
Cameron: This is a Land of Opportunity for all Romanians and Bulgarians 0
Drylaw 02.10.13 7:49pm
Drylaw