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Controversy as London Mathematical Society launches Möbius Strip club 9
pinxit 3 years
Eau de Pickles decared a "Retail flop" 0
antharrison 3 years

Communities minister Eric Pickles was said to be "Disappointed" that the expensive perfume that bears his name has not sold as well as predicted in the run-up to Christmas. "We were hoping to sell...

Climate change talks slammed as "Just so much hot air!" 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Cameron veto's tide, silly Cnut. 0
reforse 3 years
Eric Pickles to tackle Britiain's "problem families" by eating them. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Huhne compares Coalition to "a marriage" and asks Hague to take his points 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Lib Dems to mount 'dirty protest' over Euro fiasco in next Cabinet meeting 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Opposition to shop worktop census grows in counter counter counter move 0
apepper 3 years

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Protuberance in Clegg's trousers could be emerging cojones 0
Drylaw 3 years
MotD's Alan Hansen explodes while explaining how a foul really can be 'cynical'. 0
dvo4fun 3 years

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Nicolas Sarkozy Sucked up by Belgian Road Sweeping Truck 0
TheHaddock 3 years

Sarkozy get's Sucked off! The French President was reported missing at 15.10pm this afternoon after popping out to deface a Mini parked near his hotel which had a Union Jack roof. He later...

Cockerels, Snails and Croissants Banned from Britain 0
TheHaddock 3 years

Cameron Suggests we should get our Cocks out! A furious and stroppy David Cameron phoned the Ministry of Agriculture last night and swore for half an hour, he then signed off by demanding that all...

Queen gutted at canal holiday to mark Jubilee. 'Barbados would have been nice !' 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Clegg given permission by Cameron to disagree - but only once 0
Sinnick 3 years
Tories refuse to buy pram for Nick Clegg to throw toys out of 0
nickb 3 years
Wounded knight says armour "not his strongest suit" 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Alien intruders demand to be taken to leader of "North Face" empire 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Early diagnosis of choirboy’s testicular cancer; Catholic priest recognised 0
malgor 3 years

The Catholic Church is taking heart from the news this week that Father Martin O’Flaherty has been awarded an honorary medical certificate by St Thomas Hospital for his work in the early diagnosis...

Occupy downtown protests shut out by the other 1%, panhandlers 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Clegg: "That's the last time we take separate holidays". 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Rumours that Putin's election team provided advice to X-Factor hotly denied. 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Cameron: "I just wanted to be as popular in Europe as Nick is in Universities" 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Britain continues not to give a toss as Cameron does exactly as expected 0
MT Bucket 3 years
Back street circumcision gang captured following tip-off 5
apepper 3 years

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Eurozone crisis solved – Germany and France to join Pound 18
GreenCross 3 years

In a surprise joint statement last night, President Nicolas Sarkozy, Chancellor Angela Merkel and Prime Minister David Cameron announced a radical solution to the Eurozone debt crisis. With Mrs...

Lottery winner with gambling problem doesn't blame it on the good times. 0
reforse 3 years
Mathematics protestors occupy R Squared 2
bonjonelson 3 years
Sarkozy fails to see irony of new treaty being held together by 'bulldog' clip 1
Perks 3 years
Well its the little people 2
Fredrick Oleary 3 years

the little people isnt it nobodys interested in the little people,oh no,the little people dont get a look in,their to small aint it?Fucking bastards what about us little people ay?Take Alan Suger hes...

Police attempt to break up ‘occupy Boston’ protest fails. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Police called out to break up an ‘occupy Boston’ protest were amazed to find the protestors leaving of their own volition. “Christ, what a dump” said one protestor, Pete Smith, a local...