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Tony Smith from Derby emails his mum complaining about new internet snooping law 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Facebook troll confronts Noel Edmonds 4
3 years

A student who created a ‘Somebody please kill Noel Edmonds’ group on Facebook has met the star face-to-face, and persuaded him to join his cause. Noel Edmonds agreed to meet the psychology...

leading bathroom cleaner manufacturer challenges sports masseur.. 1
Leopold Gasket 3 years

apparently she Mister Muscle! (missed a muscle)...

leading mortgage provider challenged over unhealthy kitchen.. 1
Leopold Gasket 3 years

told the Dettol do you good! (the debt will do you good)...

As April 5th deadline looms Briton's begin panic hosing 3
ronseal 3 years
Met Office advises, "Don't eat it", in snow warning 'Yellow Alert'. 0
HenroPlod 3 years
Chinese Delegation Arrives To Discuss Possibility Of UK Becoming "China's Bitch" 9
Textbook 3 years

Emboldened by continued rapid economic growth and new found political muscle, a group of Chinese officials on a visit to London have revealed that China is no longer satisfied with Britain being its...

Cameron assures the nation - "UK Gaffe reserves are adequate" 7
weematt 3 years

In response to opposition questions about the alarming rate at which gaffe reserves are being used up Prime Minister Cameron sought to calm the situation. He pointed out that his front bench included...

Apple to sue god... 12
Theodore Sprangshaft 3 years

The Vatican is seeking legal advice after lawyers from Apple served a writ demanding that the Adam and Eve bit of the bible be removed as it infringed on the Apple global patent. Apple is also...

Unlucky Man Has All His Christmases Come At Once 5
Textbook 3 years

"To have all your Christmases come at once" has long been an expression which means to experience an event of extreme luck or happiness. However, Nito Chivukuvuku would say otherwise. Native to an...

Cloakroom attendant follows up bad joke with another: "I'll get your coat" 0
kga6 3 years
Abramovich to Take Over at Chelsea 1
Iggy Pop-Barker 3 years

In a shock move Roman Abramovich, Chelsea’s billionaire owner, has appointed himself manager. He said: “I know what I am looking for in a manager: a proven winner, an astute tactician, and above...

Gay man disappointed by pub's open mike night 0
medici2471 3 years
George Zimmerman really said that due to a bad cold he was "sucking Tune" 0
Iscariot 3 years

works better as an excuse than "fucking goon" which is allegedly a term of affection according to his friend. Floridans are now known for expressions of affection before they shoot you. Have a nice...

Harry turns down another big top job 0
GillsImp 3 years

Harry Redknapp has turned down another job offer. He refuses to be part of a circus...

Mali Tuareg separatist rebels declare "The Sun Has Got His Hat On" 0
Iscariot 3 years
Lapsang Souchong wins landmark by-election seat for the tea party. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Suu Kyi wins seat but told she'll have to pay the post & packing. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

'Oh did she think she was running for office' says government official (smirking). More electoral irregularities soon...

Renowned Country and Western Singer rumoured to top the charts this weekend 0
GillsImp 3 years

Pasty Cline...

Horse finally finds hay on Isle of Wight 1
GillsImp 3 years

It's owner commented that it was like looking for needles in a haystack...

Website use to be monit..hold on..who's kicked my front door in........ 2
Al OPecia 3 years
Footballers to be given "hazardous work" bonus..More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
police still have no clue in mysterious drug addict barn death... 5
Theodore Sprangshaft 3 years

When quizzed by local media on why the investigation team still hadn't found any evidence the chief forensic officer replied 'it's like looking for a needle in a haystack'...

George Galloway Tweets, "Shattered but happy after by-election victory in Burma" 0
HenroPlod 3 years
Scientist discovers ‘being a dog’ is key to reducing stress 6
3 years

An expert in making people worry about dying believes they’ve found a new weapon to combat one of Britain’s most popular killers. By concentrating a bit harder on becoming a member of the canine...

Investment firm got Game 0
virtuallywill 3 years

more later...

Tories admit to spread betting on opinion polls to raise party funds. 0
Ian 3 years

Following an investigation by The Telegraph, Eric Pickles has admitted that the Conservative party has been spread betting on the state of the parties in the opinion polls to raise party funds....

Pete Tong tells journalists: "It's all going really well, actually" 0
Nails UK 3 years
Shark attack victim "enriched lives of family and friends". And shark. 0
Nails UK 3 years
Muamba baffles female nurses by successfully explaining offside rule 0
Underconstruction 3 years

I'll get my coat...