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Bin Laden may have been planning delivery meal 0
MrBen 3 years

The White House has released the strongest evidence yet that Osama Bin Laden may have been planning to order a take-away meal on the evening of his death at the hands of US Navy Seals., US...

General public not interested in the 'public interest' 0
MrBen 3 years
Rodeotherapy cures cowboy's cancer 3
Haywood Manley 3 years
Coca Cola unveil Olympic missile tail-fin design 0
MrBen 3 years

Olympic sponsors Coca-Cola have stuck with tradition to unveil what they describe as "the most stylish surface to air missile of the generation"., The soft-drinks company is keen to deliver the...

Olympic SAM accidentally shoots down swan over Hyde Park 0
grottymonty 3 years
CERN physicist arrested in Al Qaeda plot to implode universe 1
bonjonelson 3 years

French police have charged an Algerian physicist working at the CERN research institute with terrorism offences after he allegedly plotted with Al Qaeda to implode the entire universe. The physicist...

Man awarded OBE for "Services to stating the bleeding obvious" 3
seymour totti 3 years

Graham Swanson, a 46yd old mechanic from Swanley, has been rewarded for "Services to stating the bleeding obvious". His wife, Helen, said "Each year on the 4th of May, he wakes me up with a wink and...

Battersea Drog's home? 0
Screenie 3 years
Widdicombe -in-the-moor voted in favour of having an elected Old Grey Mare 1
Ian Searle 3 years

Uncle Tom Cobbley is delighted. Moor Soon...

Secret Service Fails To Keep Whore-Mongering Secret 4
daneade 3 years

President Obama ordered a full-scale enquiry into the professionalism of the Secret Service after a group of them failed to do what millions of ordinary American men do everyday – keep their visits...

Cameron sees no solution to issues of low polling and Argentinian aggression 0
Yikes 3 years

British Prime Minister David Cameron was left scratching his head after a week from hell which has seen the Tories plunge in the polls, and Argentina ramp up its efforts to lay claim to the Falklands...

Prince Harry ‘can’t wait’ to ‘fuck up’ the Taleban 1
daneade 3 years

Fun-loving Prince Harry has started an amusing war of words with the Taleban before his impending deployment to Afghanistan as an Apache Chopper Pilot., Harry used to Twitter to taunt the Taleban,...

Mass Redundancies in CIA After Success of 'Operation Facebook 0
daneade 3 years

The CIA announced mass lay-offs of agents whose job it was to snoop on everyday citizens minding their own business. After undercover spook geek Mark Zuckerberg launched their Facebook program users...

Fame ‘not all it’s cracked up to be’ – Kony 2012 0
daneade 3 years

War-mongering, limb-hacking youth employment champion Joseph Kony says his new found fame has not been quite the chick magnet bling bonanza he was hoping for. ‘I’m well fucked off’, said Kony...

Mexican Government Announces Unconditional Surrender In Drug War 0
daneade 3 years

The Mexican Government has formally ceded control of Mexico to the Zetas Drug Cartel in an elaborate surrender ceremony at leader Carlos Jimenez’s luxury Cancun mansion. The Government fought...

Somali Pirates Split Into Traditionalist Faction 0
daneade 3 years

A group of conservative Somali pirates have split from the mainstream complaining of a lack of recognition of long-established pirate conventions. Spokesman Mohamed ‘Long John’ Sabbelah said his...

Apple Demands An End To The End Of Slavery 0
daneade 3 years

Apple today warned that its massively obscene profits would be in jeopardy of not being as massive unless the international ban on slavery was lifted at once. Top Executives have already drawn up...

Breivik says ‘It Was Self Defense.’ Norway says ‘You Fucking What?’ 0
daneade 3 years

Mass killer Anders Brievik made one of the most unconvincing arguments of self-defense in modern criminal history at his trial in Oslo, Norway. When told of his defense strategy, the Judge – in a...

Chen Guangcheng to 'consider all options' 0
Bonaparte Shandy 3 years

Chinese dissident Chen Guangcheng can apply to study abroad, potentially indicating a way out of the diplomatic crisis with the US over him. The University of Cumbria is believed to be the UK...

Chinese dissident "now fancies a world cruise". 0
Boutros 3 years
"It won’t bloody flush”, reports woman trapped in dinner party toilet. 2
DrTurmoil 3 years

Amy Higgins was in a race against time with the cistern of a downstairs lavatory in Surrey yesterday, after a single flush at an intimate dinner party for six proved itself not up to the job....

Geography Teacher Chooses Pen For 2012 A Level Marking 2
Bonaparte Shandy 3 years

Influential Geograpy teacher Dereck Jepson has made his annual choice of marking pen for the 2012 A Level examination season. Revealing the much anticipated choice on his blog 'Geography Makes the...

Government under pressure to consult wives on web porn opt-in measure 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Borrowers reject ‘downturn blame claim’ from the big people 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Coalition to roll-out successful NHS ‘wash your hands’ policy across all depts 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Shampoo advert sets new record for ‘worst survey result to base a campaign on’ 5
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

A new advert for Pantene Pro-V shampoo has set the industry abuzz after the small print revealed that the central claim of the campaign was disagreed with by over 90% of the ridiculously small sample...

Team GB Men: Cyclists and canoeists refuse to have 5 rings put on helmets. 0
weematt 3 years
CIA reveal Bin Laden papers show Al Qaeda link to Rupert Murdoch and BSkyB 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Britain's endangered wing mirror spider - an appeal 15
3 years

With dwindling new car sales threatening its environment, the British wing mirror spider faces an uncertain future. Introduced from the Russian Far-East in a crate-load of Ladas, the wing-mirror...

New Samsung phone has eye-rolling technology for bored teenagers. 0
Maverick 3 years