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News International to be renamed Prism online 0
tonyhill 26.06.13 5:03pm
tonyhill
Snowden Admits To Fleeing "Just To Avoid Watching Wimbledon"

Promises to return when it's all over...

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Titus 26.06.13 5:00pm
Titus
Wimbledon tennis player loses game and does not blame anyone else

Russian number eight seed Letme Tossyouoff failed to win his centre court match today. He stunned press and fans by not blaming, the wind, his opponent, the court,the umpire, weak barley water,the...

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tonyhill 26.06.13 4:56pm
tonyhill
Almost Bankrupted Berlusconi Holds Wonga-Wonga Party 0
Titus 26.06.13 4:55pm
Titus
England to reduce deficit by licencing their language to the colonies.

Scotland to get a reduced rate due to partial usage...

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raudus 26.06.13 4:07pm
Arthur
Relief as Gay marriage no longer a first world problem 0
Dumbnews 26.06.13 3:41pm
Dumbnews
RACHEL YANKEY BREAKS ENGLAND CAPS LOCK RECORD

Writing up her match report, prolific ladies' footballer Rachel Yankey managed a record-breaking 1038 words before realising that the Caps Lock key was on. The previous record was held by Peter...

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NewBiscuit 26.06.13 3:34pm
NewBiscuit
"Today at Wimbledon" to be renamed "Grasswatch" 0
Sinnick 26.06.13 3:24pm
Sinnick
Survey suggests more health conscious mathematicians are working out.

More + soon...

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sredni vashta 26.06.13 3:24pm
sredni vashta
Scots to charge English for using their stereotype 0
Sinnick 26.06.13 3:16pm
Sinnick
"Fox-holes groovy, badger setts square", says 1960s style mag 2
sydalg 26.06.13 3:15pm
Arthur
Insolvent aggregates firm sells ex-quarries 0
Arthur 26.06.13 2:28pm
Arthur
Children downloading e-cigarettes from Internet, warns backbench MP

Conservative MP Sir Richard Grealey-Symes has warned of an 'e-cancer timebomb' if something is not done about the latest menace of e-cigarettes. 'My teenage grandchildren have assured me that...

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sydalg 26.06.13 2:17pm
beau-jolly
Lawyer's divorce bill continues to rise as client's ex queries everything 0
Arthur 26.06.13 2:14pm
Arthur
Julia Gillard quits Aussie politics to spend more time knitting kangaroos 0
Nowherefast 26.06.13 1:32pm
Nowherefast
Winnie Mandela to be the new Face of Goodyear 0
pere floza 26.06.13 1:31pm
pere floza
Car park successfully destroyed under new integrated terrorist scheme

The Government’s innovative integrated terrorist plan had been hailed a success following the total destruction of a condemned concrete multi storey car park in Wolverhampton by an alleged jihadist...

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Stan 26.06.13 1:01pm
NorthernGravy
Children stretched at school 'more likely to be taller', study shows 8
Not Amused 26.06.13 12:42pm
Not Amused
"Kangaroo? I thought I was knitting a woolly jumper." Says Aussie ex PM Gillard 1
A.A.Arkwright 26.06.13 12:35pm
Wrenfoe
Findus "showing an unhealthy interest" in proposed badger cull 6
sydalg 26.06.13 12:22pm
deskpilot3
Comic books like the X-men romanticise mutantism claims man with 10st testicles 6
simonjmr 26.06.13 12:04pm
Lindy Moone
Russian couturier Vladimir Setsk launches Setskwear label 2
sydalg 26.06.13 12:03pm
Arthur
Most farmers "don't know where Single Farm Payment money comes from". More soon

Do they think it grows on trees?...

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Al OPecia 26.06.13 11:21am
A.A.Arkwright
GCHQ to offer "find that lost email service"

As part of the governments policy to reduce the deficit GCHQ is going to offer a new service to members of the public. The new "We will find that lost email for a fee", Just email GCHQ with vague...

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tonyhill 26.06.13 11:20am
Titus
Radio Four To Announce When It Will Broadcast A List Of Forthcoming Trailers

repeatedly...

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Titus 26.06.13 11:17am
Titus
Sir Cliff Richard 'delighted' after his Wimbledon ban is finally lifted

Sir Cliff Richard has spoken of his 'sheer elation and joy' following the news that his 17 year Wimbledon ban has finally been lifted by the Lawn Tennis Association. The ban, that stretches back to...

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Jesus H 26.06.13 10:32am
beau-jolly
Three day national holiday declared as British woman wins at Wimbledon. 1
irreverendJ 26.06.13 10:06am
beau-jolly
Pop up ballon shop ends in disaster.

Owner says he feels let down...

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Ian Searle 26.06.13 10:02am
beau-jolly
Guernsey's Heather Watson falls at the first hurdle

Never been done before, surely...

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Rootin Tootin 26.06.13 10:00am
beau-jolly
BBC apologise for unusually high number of apologies

Sorry about that...

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johnnydobbo 26.06.13 8:54am
johnnydobbo