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Leveson and Hunt weary public demand recall of Parliament 0
medici2471 3 years
Queen's knock out for Murray shocks girlfriend 0
nostra da mouse 3 years
Narnia requests bailout 7
apepper 3 years

The World economic crisis has reached new heights with the fictional country of Narnia requesting a loan from the ECB. The chairman of the Narnian Central Bank explained, "The problem is we don't...

Suicidal dessert chef makes a fool of himself 3
cinquecento 3 years

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World’s leading chemists set for “ultimate test” as Tour de France approaches 0
grumblechops 3 years
Enigma machine breaks Ministerial Code 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Grabriel "Delighted" As Prog Rock To Be Decriminalised 18
Duff 3 years

Lovers of the concept album and 20-minute epic rock song are said to be ecstatic today, as new legislation that will see controversial music genre Progressive Rock decriminalised is to be rushed...

Salmond's bank account hacked by Observer in bid to prove Scotsman are tight. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More racial sterotypes the noo...

Foot and Mouth a very real threat to Olympic opening ceremony admits Boyle 0
simonjmr 3 years
Cheryl Slams WAGs Class Of 2012 2
Duff 3 years

Pasty-munching princess of pop and nation's sweetheart, Cheryl Cole, has averted her judgly gaze from third-rate karaoke acts, and has now turned it on the England football team's current crop of...

Camerons make U-turn and return daughter to the pub 1
ianslat 3 years

David Cameron is today defending his decision to take his daughter Nancy back to the pub where she was accidentally left at the weekend. 'I know Ed Miliband is going to say this yet another a U-turn'...

Olympics opening: Track competitors unhappy with focus on field events 0
weematt 3 years
Clegg confirms he "was at end of table where children sit, so to speak". 0
simonjmr 3 years

In cabinet meetings,Internationla conferences and at dinner with News International More soon...

Heinz criticised over failure to protect anonymity of sauces 3
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
IBS sufferer Ann Rutherford passes away 0
medici2471 3 years
More Poetry Please! 6
Blowsabella 3 years

O, Danny Boyle, the sheep, the sheep are grazing, To open Games, a Beatle at their side., The Budget's blown, but it will be 'amazing',, The NHS and cricket will collide., Glas'bury Tor! A giant...

Technology: Near field technology confirmed to be based on smell of dung 0
weematt 3 years
Olympic flame torches TV licence fee 0
nostra da mouse 3 years
Australian police searching for 30 year old dingo murder suspect 1
Mark Gregory 3 years

Australian police searching for 30 year old dingo murder suspect...

Cash-free ATM machines unveiled 0
Nerys Hughes 3 years

The Royal Bank of Scotland is set to unveil a range of ATM cash machines that will enable UK customers to give the impression they still have money in their bank accounts., The new technology,...

Cameron admits to trying to leave Jeremy Hunt behind in a pub 8
Nunnion Splendacular 3 years

Prime Minister David Cameron has admitted to trying to leave Jeremy Hunt behind in a pub, a railway station, two airports and a caravan. But despite his best efforts, the young minister has been...

As hosepipe ban is lifted, Brits ready to water lawns as soon as rain stops 2
Perks 3 years
Danny Boyle to Bailout Po & Co. as eurocrisis spreads to tellytubbyland. 0
liquidusblue 3 years

Posted in the chat area by mistake...

Engineer wins Genius award for inventing a double sided usb connector 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Cameramen resorting to dirty tricks to secure "Fannycam" duties at Euro final 1
grumblechops 3 years

ITV has admitted its cameramen may have been using "underhand practices" against colleagues during live broadcasts in an attempt to win themselves the right to operate the coveted "Fannycam" at this...

Osborne plans to take UK out of metric system 2
weematt 3 years

The recent Spanish banks bailout has yet again put the future of the Euro in doubt. It is understood that Whitehall has been working secretly in recent weeks on a plan to take the UK out of the...

Sweden supporter Inga Lund 'baffled yet moved' by opposition fans' attention 7
Haywood Manley 3 years
1,000's of women disappointed as Fifty Shades of Grey is John Major's biography 4
simonjmr 3 years

"It's pretty dull and dreary stuff really except for the stomach turning queasiness of his graphic fumble with the Primcess of darkenss - Edwina Currie" said one London reader More soon...

"Full Archers cast" promised for Olympic opening ceremony. 0
nickb 3 years
Russia and Poland fans clash over who is allowed to wear red 0
nickb 3 years