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Shares slip in Greece 1
ianrbland 3 years
UK Border Agency split in two; IN and OUT 2
charlies_hat 3 years
One in five Greek newborns to be given to Germany 0
hughesroland 3 years
Large wooden horse left outside the European Central Bank HQ 0
Gourd Almighty 3 years
Madonna wins five awards at the Grannies 1
bonjonelson 3 years
Strauss-Kahn sex-ring arrest, didn't reallise Prince Albert was illegal. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More painful headlines soon...

Sunderland Supporters Club sponsor St James's Park 1
grottymonty 3 years

There are mixed emotions in Newcastle tonight as it emerged that the Sunderland supporters club has agreed a seven figure sponsorship deal to rename St James's Park for the next 5 years. All funds...

UK braced for another sixty years of royal good deeds 0
roybland 3 years

The UK is faced with sixty years of the Duchess of Cambridge performing good deeds warn royal watchers. On her third good deed engagement in a fortnight visiting a therapeutic art school in Oxford,...

Craig Whyte inducted into Celtic "Hall of fame" for services the the club.... 0
Jammydodgers 3 years

"We had thought about naming one of our stands after him," said a club source, "but apparently, he's already very adept at getting those using other means."...

Strauss-Kahn now favourite for Daddies Sauce Father of Year and England Captain 0
ronseal 3 years
Shares in Hummous dip 3
ianrbland 3 years

but market in bread dough rises...

EU gets €2000 for Greece under country scrappage scheme. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Strauss-Kahn: I did have sex with that woman. And that one. And that one. 0
hughesroland 3 years
Amateur photographer struggles with that difficult second album 0
Smart Alex 3 years
‘I’ve been living a lie for 35 years’ confesses singer Tina Charles’ ‘baby’ 6
Skylarking 3 years

The love-shy long-term partner of pop singer Tina Charles has admitted after 35 years of going steady that his aversion to ‘loving’ is not solely due to his devotion to recreational dance. Craig...

Strauss-Khan facing a Ho's pipe ban in a matter of weeks 0
simonjmr 3 years
Abu Qatada to be awarded honorary membership of BNP. 0
ianrbland 3 years

"Let's face it" said a BNP spokesman, "when it comes to spreading hatred thinly veiled as religious dogma we have a lot to learn. Mr. Qatada has an entire government department gunning for him and he...

Now That's What I Call Music admit to artistic differences 0
Smart Alex 3 years

during recording of that difficult eighty-second album...

Divorcing Clowns ready for prolonged Custardy battle. 20
seymour totti 3 years
Exhausted Greece gets Euro. Bailout "Thanks, we're off to Ibiza for a long rest" 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Giggs can be named as a fair player 0
Sinnick 3 years

So, what was all the fuss about, then ?...

Greek credit rating reduced to ΩΩ 2
bonjonelson 3 years
DSK in prostitutes ring, allegation 3
medici2471 3 years
Jazz FM sorry over "porn" noises, to be re-named Jizz FM from now on 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Strauss-Khan claims sex-ring was masterminded by Hobbit & Wizard 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Forecourt attendant criticises self-serving motorists 0
cinquecento 3 years
Qatada claims "Spam emails show UK government is now desperate" 0
ianrbland 3 years

Abu Qatada claims he has now received over 30 spam emails congratulating him on winning an "all expenses paid" holiday to Jordan. Claiming to have been sent by "a friend", the emails simply tell him...

Midlife crisis inspires revisionist cocktail range 0
cinquecento 3 years

After spending the heady years of his youth serving "Long slow screws on the beach" to the upper echelons of Magaluf, the subsequent career spiral of 40 year old cocktail waiter Darren Hardgrind led...

Confusion as 100's of teenage 'NEETS' apply for Findus COD Quality Control role 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Cuts force Met Office to settle for superseaweed rather than supercomputers 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years