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Nalbandian strikes first blow in renewed Falklands conflict. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Rodney King found dead in swimming pool. Police say he fell down the stairs. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Greeks vote for another general election. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Broken Britain Forgets Austerity Woes And Rejoices As Colour Trooped. 0
Duff 3 years

We are much amus'd...

Cowell And Kyle Are Big Winners As "Bone Idle" To Top Autumn Schedules 4
Duff 3 years

ITV says it's feeling quietly confident today following what it's describing as "very positive reaction" to its new primetime offering [i]Bone Idle[/i] The new collaboration between two of the...

Andy Murray delighted with 2nd Place in Queen's club opening round 1
seymour totti 3 years
Pirate Captain Jeremy Hunt says... 3
Quaz 3 years

"The ministerial code is more what you'd call 'guidelines' than actual rules" (See Pirates of the Caribbean)...

Premier League matches on BT to trial new features 1
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years

The 38 Premier League matches to be shown on BT from next season are set to include a series of new features both on and off the pitch. On the pitch innovation include team managers having to phone...

Takeaway ordered by ISS crew finally arrives 0
Haywood Manley 3 years
Swedish spy steals Englands tactics. Hodgson 'We had tactics ?' 0
MADJEZ 3 years
China condemned for launching woman into space 0
kga6 3 years

China is again at the centre of a human rights controversy after inexplicably launching a woman into outer space. It is believed that Liu Yang was found guilty of violating the 'one child' policy...

Lemmy Is Ace Of Bass - It's Official 0
Duff 3 years

Hell-raising bassist and Motorhead front man, Lemmy, is today cock-a-hoop following an unplanned world record breaking attempt for the longest bass solo ever having been officially recognised. The...

Attractive woman wanting sex perplexed why no men respond to her emails 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Sun journalist stumped after paedophile war-veteran is convicted 1
Corrigan 3 years

A Journalist for the Sun, Michael Brown, was taken to hospital today suffering from nervous exhaustion after being tasked to write a report for the paper about Stephen Hughes, a former member of the...

"Rebekah Brooks is a country member," Cameron tells Leveson 2
Scroat 3 years
Yorkshireman Fined For Being Friendly On The Tube 8
Duff 3 years

Eric Whippets, from Tadcaster somewhere in the north of England was given a one thousand pound fine and bound over to keep the peace for two years earlier today, after being convicted at Marylebone...

Alastair Cambell on Iraq : "It wasn't us, the Big Boys made Tony do it" 0
Quaz 3 years

Cambell hints that constant telephone stalking and playground bullies made Blair invade Iraq. Next week : who really pushed Dr David Kelly down the stairs after Chemistry class?...

Big Brother contestant confused by 1/60 minute - demands second opinion 0
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Sir Roy won't rule out taking Spurs job after Euros: Redknapp to be his teaboy 0
kga6 3 years
Tightrope walker ‘walks a tightrope’ in breezy Niagara tightrope walk 7
Yikes 3 years

Legendary tightrope walker, Nik Wallender, completed a long-held tightrope walking ambition by doing a tightrope walk over the Niagara Falls. Wallender, who comes from a family of tightrope walkers,...

New Universal Language already bigger than Esperanto, claims inventor. 3
bonjonelson 3 years

The inventor of a new universal language claims his language is already more popular than Esperanto and could become the de-facto world language within a generation or two. Hubert Perkins, of the...

Lineker To Seek Help For Crisps Addiction 0
Duff 3 years

BBC golden boy and former England footballing legend, Gary Lineker, is today involved in the biggest fight of his entire career. Bigger even than when he used to be so awful at presenting that it...

Woman turns up late for own awards ceremony. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
All of Spain to stay in German spare rooms until they get sorted. 6
Corrigan 3 years

As a novel alternative to the imminent 100 Billion Euro loan to Spain, German Chancellor Angela Merkal has announced that every Spanish citizen has been offered a spare room in a German household....

Chinese woman pioneers programme to reduce population 1
Sinnick 3 years

Police describe man who steals dogs and eats them as a Korea criminal 2
Perks 3 years
Lemon Kurd bitter over terrorist charges 1
weematt 3 years
Insurers up to their knees in flood claims. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Pundits commit Hara Kiri as new England Manager gets everything right 1
RickH 3 years

Never thought we'd see the day; all hope lost, end of Talking Balls as we know it...

UN Peacekeepers deployed to Elton John peace concert, as violence a real threat 1
simonjmr 3 years

The UN today confirmed that 3,000 UN Peacekeeprs will be deployed to ensure violence doe not break out a a planned Elton John concert. In recent years the former singer has resorted to shouting out...