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Jihadists revolt over ‘Fly Al Qaeda’ airline plans 2
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

Al Qaeda operatives across the world are considering strike action over whether their new leader’s vision of building the ‘Fly Al Qaeda’ brand is compatible with the movement’s core mission...

Sword in the Stone sequel disappoints 3
pere floza 3 years
Prince Harry unveils new Chopper 2
Dick Everyman 3 years

It’s all systems go for Prince Harry as the wraps come off his new chopper. In a news briefing at St James’ Palace earlier today the delighted Prince said “The old one was getting a bit...

al-Zawahiri declared new leader of Al-Qaeda after winning Angry Birds tournament 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Lady In Waiting, the celeb gossip magazine, to teach history Piers Morgan style 0
ronseal 3 years

Lady in Waiting, the new lifestyle magazine from Zeitgeist Publishing, will bring all the hottest gossip from the court of King Henry VIII to a new teenage audience. It's part of a multimedia...

Weiner regrets misunderstanding questions about his stimulus package 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Facebook's $100B IPO to fund hiring of first real customer support person 1
Dumbnews 3 years
JohnA invited to "fuck off and mind his own business" 13
JohnA 3 years

Confused by clear instructions that the Writers Forum was about writing humorous and satirical articles based on contemporary news, JohnA was surprised to be told to "fuck off and mind his own...

News that FA Cup to be sponsored by Budweiser "leaves nasty taste in mouth" 2
Al OPecia 3 years
London taxi drivers celebrate as tube strikes are confirmed 0
JohnA 3 years

"it's like having Christmas five times each summer with Santa Claus in the form of a trade union"...

Borg assimilates Murray and Nadal then targets 1st and 11th Grand Slam 1
simonjmr 3 years

Today the Borg Collective have announced that they are targetting this years Wimbledon Tennis Finals. The collective conciousness has decided that to achieve this objective they will assimilate...

Subliminal London Underground message to blame for downturn of retailer GAP 0
button 3 years
Sex, Lies, & the Greatest Renewable Resource 17
Johnny Jeremy Harrelson 3 years

By Johnny Jeremy Harrelson Dear Reader,, You maybe growing tired of reading headline after headline detailing the sexual exploits of Congressmen, Governors, Actors, or your local High School...

World leaders rush to congratulate al-Zawahiri on promotion. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Wave of public sympathy for public sector pension and job strikes yet to appear 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Coalition to be split into ‘Good’ and ‘Bad’ governments for sell-off ... 1
pere floza 3 years

. bidding frenzy for Vince Cable tops £100 as Mugabe and Kim Jong Il embark on toxic asset acquisition trail...

PHONE HACKING LATEST: Rupert Murdoch Sues News International 1
Deimos 3 years

Rupert Murdoch has now started legal proceedings against News International following the latest revelations from the enhanced Police phone hacking investigations. It seems that the Police have...

Market News : Lap dance dollars rise ahead of Father's Day 0
simonjmr 3 years
C4 Daytime to air "Diagnosis Murder..Live, from the community general hospital" 0
Iamthestig 3 years

After the success of their evening medical/health show "Diagnosis Live, from the clinic" channel 4 have decided to up the ante and start a mid-afternoon detective and sleuthing program. With an...

Stoned 0
waggy 3 years

Joss Stone set free, just took one song and kidnappers let her go...

Facebook juror unfriends judge 4
Ludicity 3 years
Facebook Juror says she is 100% unhappy today 0
doggone 3 years

everybody likes this...

Facebook juror given eight months in Poke(y) 1
virtuallywill 3 years

There will be an app for porridge later...

Public Sector workers to strike in support of JohnA 0
Dick Everyman 3 years
After a chance meeting Osama Bin Laden to sign up as a contractor for the 0
doggone 3 years

deceptor cons...

US President Refuses to Reognise New Al-Qaida ... 0
Titus 3 years

The president of the USA has stated that his country will refuse to recognise Mr Ayman al-Zawahiri as the new leader of Al-Qaida "until he provides full personal identification, including his...

If he wins against News of the World Ryan Giggs promises to give some money to 0
doggone 3 years
Debt crisis deepens as Greek government rules out accepting gifts 5
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Terran total eclipse no big deal, says Flurgrit of Mare Imbrium, just gets cold. 1
Griffin 3 years
Budweiser to sponsor FA Soccer Cup... 2
riesler 3 years

in exchange, next year will see the inaugural 'Adnams of Southwold' Superbowl...