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'Non-invasive penis cancer' made up by vindictive wife man relieved to discover. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More spurious ailments soon...

Ann Summers recall Rampant Rabbits following 'outbreak of myxomatosis' 6
Perks 3 years

Ann Summers have been forced to recall thousands of Rampant Rabbits following an outbreak of myxomatosis. This comes just weeks after the disease forced the quarantine of a Playboy Bunny. ‘We...

Britain no longer leads the world at house price obsession, warns estate agent 2
ronseal 3 years

Briton's are losing the ability to impress people at dinner parties with their property knowledge, warns a shocking new report by the Association of Estate Agents. It could see us falling behind our...

French vote to reject austerity... and responsibility and reality. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

When questioned on his economic policy new President Hollande said "la la la la, not listening, not listening." More denial soon...

Government to move bank holidays to days when there is less traffic. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
May kills two Kurds with one stone as refugees employed as border agency staff 0
Yikes 3 years

Embattled Home Secretary Theresa May announced that she has simultaneously solved the problems of refugees on welfare, and the airport immigration queue fiasco, with a new scheme which will see...

Supermarket shopping “loses its sparkle” for Salford woman... 14
Doylem 3 years

At 12.24pm last Tuesday, Linda Carstairs slowed down as she pushed a fully-laden trolley down aisle 4 (ketchups, ethnic sauces, marinades) of the 24-hour Tesco hypermarket in Salford, Greater...

Disappointment as France elects a Frenchman for President, yet again. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Drogba contract signing delayed as he is stretchered off after paper cut 0
seymour totti 3 years
Hollande to be president of France, Belgiume to run Germany. 2
MADJEZ 3 years

More soone...

Winter Olympics brought forward to July 0
nickb 3 years
Chinese company buys Tate and Lyle, Dairy Crest 0
nickb 3 years
Half crown courts closed for Olympics. Pound shops, penny arcades remain open. 0
weematt 3 years
Sarkozy denies lack of tact cost him election 0
apepper 3 years

"It was the idiot French electorate that caused the trouble."...

EMI to re-release '20 Queuing for stand-pipe classics' 4
Underconstruction 3 years

Featuring The Water Boys, Gene Kelly and Gerry (Can) and the Pacemakers...

Scottish FA allows Greece to write off all debts while remaining in Eurozone. 0
Jammydodgers 3 years

"Europe needs a stronge Greece!" says Kneel Doncaster...

Didn't realise header was limited 0
NewSuburbanDad 3 years
Virgo urged to explain "Such a delicate little pink, Willie," snooker commentary 0
Haywood Manley 3 years
Cowell predicts Britain's Got Talent will be won by a dogging act. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Greek Turkeys refuse to vote for Christmas 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Sir Alex Ferguson concedes title and will now simply be known as Alec 0
Underconstruction 3 years
Hollande and Barratt to launch healthy blancmange range 0
Underconstruction 3 years
Headteacher's oppose new punctuation and spelling test's. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Francois Hollande anounces engagement to Jerry Hall. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Rock in landmark victory on novel format TV show 0
kga6 3 years

A large rock has been declared cliff-top Inanimate Object of the Year, winning 80 % of the public vote. Channel 5's IOOTY show pulled a record 96.5 viewers for its final show, of which only 7 were...

Japanese man wins local erection 3
Underconstruction 3 years
George Osborne in Parkinson's Scare 0
Terrance Clench 3 years

A Treasury spokesman has moved to scotch health rumours about the Chancellor, George Osbourne following his appearance on The Andrew Marr show this morning. Osbourne was seen to nod and shake...

Cameron under pressure to appoint Minister for Queuing 0
Underconstruction 3 years

PM David Cameron is said to be on the verge of appointing a 'queue tsar' to monitor and control queueing across Britain., Having studied 'The German model' which adopts a 'survival of the fittest'...

News Of The World launches 'Help For Cowards' charity 0
Underconstruction 3 years
Home Secretary directs Borders Agency to target bad cueing at Crucible. 0
weematt 3 years