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MPs to self-immolate at Thatcher's funeral

Labour's Gwent Gathring, MP for Llandfill, has criticised plans by a cross-party group of MPs to self-immolate as a tribute to the late Tory Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher. Repugnant traitor,...

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monkeyrepublic 16.04.13 3:36pm
monkeyrepublic
Justin Bieber can’t understand why “no-one ever bought Anne Frank a drum-kit”... 2
Tripod 16.04.13 3:23pm
Audible Minority
"No one likes us we don't care" to be sung at Thatcher funeral

Milwall fans will join the choir to sing the Conservative Party anthem, before forming an honour guard for the gun carriage, 21 gun salute and triumphal march through London. Mourners along the...

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nickb 16.04.13 2:51pm
thisisall1word
In face of public dissent, parliament opts for ‘straight to landfill’ funeral... 1
Tripod 16.04.13 2:51pm
Audible Minority
Call For Taxpayer Subsidised Taxis After RMT Strike on Thatcher Funeral Day

Thousands of Public Sector workers, bored middle class students, and welfare scroungers will struggle to attend the protest at the Thatcher funeral due to strike action by the RMT. Bob Crow, the...

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thisisall1word 16.04.13 2:45pm
thisisall1word
North Korea to be nuked, US opinion poll says

We've been paying for these weapons for decades, and now's the time to use them...

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Audible Minority 16.04.13 2:40pm
Audible Minority
Pandemonium as panic-buying window shuts for car parts dealers

The hugely inconvenient directive to restrict the buying and selling of car parts to the months of January and July/August has led to widespread chaos across the country once again. As the window...

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Midfield Diamond 16.04.13 1:31pm
Midfield Diamond
Anyone born before 1980 to be classified as Paedophile

Described as a scorched earth policy the Criminal Prosecution Service has decided to re-classify anyone born before 1980s from their current status of ‘suspected Paedo’ to the new one of...

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theinvisiblecitychannels 16.04.13 1:22pm
Audible Minority
Jeremy Clarkson's car recalled over faulty windbag problem. 7
sigmund 16.04.13 1:09pm
Titus
Left-wing media to celebrate end of Thatcher era with Thatcher-free front page

more one day...

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Audible Minority 16.04.13 12:54pm
Audible Minority
Rugby player turned down for one-night stand because of ‘dirty tackle’... 0
Tripod 16.04.13 12:40pm
Tripod
Handbag Swung From Coffin Strikes Slightly-Out-Of-Step Soldier 3
Titus 16.04.13 12:31pm
sigmund
60s music critic slams Doors

More to follow...

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apepper 16.04.13 11:52am
Titus
Facebook appeal gets 4 billion likes for Justin Bieber's state funeral

. . . next Wednesday...

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Audible Minority 16.04.13 11:52am
Audible Minority
How I won the Masters. Adam Scott confirms "by taking less swings than everyone" 0
simonjmr 16.04.13 11:43am
simonjmr
Statefuneralometer to be used for cost comparison on all government spending

From May 1st all government spending will be compared against the chancellors handy ‘Statefuneralometer’ in an effort to make it look like we are not spending as much money on vast, unnecessary,...

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theinvisiblecitychannels 16.04.13 11:01am
theinvisiblecitychannels
Health & Safety officers make surprise visit to Chris Donald's office.

Very tenuous Neat-o...

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Idiot 16.04.13 10:20am
Idiot
Extreme wing of the The Idler blamed for Boston attacks

More soon, if they can be bothered...

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Bogbrush 16.04.13 9:40am
Bogbrush
TONY BLAIR DEAD!

David Cameron today responded to the death of former Labour Prime Minister Tony Blair, who threw himself off Nelson’s Column last night in a bid to try to deflect attention from Margaret...

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Reg Herring 16.04.13 9:15am
Reg Herring
"Hive Is

divided" over plans to introduce a new, highly conspicuous yellow-and-black striped protective uniform for all its workers, reports our apiculture correspondent Annie Tow. "Many of us prefered the...

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Titus 16.04.13 8:42am
Titus
Obama: "Can We Assess PM Thatcher's Period In Office? Yes, Wiccan." 0
Titus 16.04.13 8:28am
Titus
Joan Bakewell declared: crumpet for the man who can now only think about it 0
Lucy4 16.04.13 7:42am
Lucy4
TONY BLAIR DEAD!

David Cameron today responded to the death of former Labour Prime Minister Tony Blair, who threw himself of Nelson’s Column last night in a bid to try to deflect attention from Margaret...

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Reg Herring 16.04.13 7:07am
Reg Herring
MoD to counter friendly fire problem with issue of hi-viz camouflage 3
AdrianJ 16.04.13 6:32am
Titus
Big Beasts of Tory Party ‘dangerously close to extinction’

The death of the last surviving Thatcher, once considered the most fearsome of all the big Tory Beasts has put renewed focus on the dwindling numbers of Tories who once roamed freely through the...

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TheNewsWalrus 16.04.13 6:19am
dvo4fun
First users to comment on Boston bomb story hailed as heros 0
Dumbnews 16.04.13 4:19am
Dumbnews
Snickers extremists blamed for bomb attack. 0
sredni vashta 16.04.13 12:10am
sredni vashta
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a bomb is a good guy with a bomb 0
Hooch 15.04.13 11:01pm
Hooch
Anne Frank confirmed to be Austin Mahone fan 0
Hooch 15.04.13 10:59pm
Hooch
"Cautiously optimistic" lawyers welcome Boston attacks

Senior partners at Tweed Malone, the solicitors who represent the acclaimed writer and director, Chris Morris, were today reported to have booked a number of expensive holidays over the next year in...

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jamsieoconnor 15.04.13 10:55pm
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