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Poster for lost dog now also missing. 10
Worth 3 years
Referendum on Europe - The Final Countdown 0
GreenCross 3 years
EU to bury Britain in undisclosed North Sea location 1
Long Distance Clara 3 years

The European Union today announced that it had given a traditional North Sea burial to its troublesome former member state, the United Kingdom. The move follows political and health concerns about...

ICM Poll shows 70% of turkeys want a referendum on Christmas. More soon. 0
GreenCross 3 years
Missing anti-capitalism protestors found in cathedral gift shop. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
Chinese airline company charged with 'employing pirates' 1
Perks 3 years
Efforts to find pics of Gadaffi and Blair together in tents "intense"... 0
nickb 3 years
Cameron banned for 3 days for over use of the whip 6
Perks 3 years
BBC man’s brain explodes explaining complexities of EU vote 0
Clarky 3 years

In a tragic incident, the BBC’s Nick Robinson’s head exploded under the strain of trying to explain the intricacies of last night’s European Union referendum vote. Paying tribute, a BBC...

MET to investigate Terry's racist comments as "may make a good training video" 0
Perks 3 years
Sarkozy has something "special" planned for Camerons next holiday 0
simonjmr 3 years
UN Report: World Population May Reach "Fuckloads" In Our Lifetime 0
Textbook 3 years
Sade confusion prompts shocked theatre walk-outs 7
Clarky 3 years

Audiences walking out in disgust from a Royal Shakespeare Company production of Marat/Sade have confused the violent and sexually explicit play with a come-back performance by the 1980s band, Sade,...

Farm Foodies declare "Supreme gourmet evening a complete success" 0
antharrison 3 years

Following the success of the UK's Michelin starred restaurants customers competing for "Foodie of the year", cut-price frozen food reseller Farm Foods has announced the result of its own competition...

Roonie's dad unexpected billionaire. 1
Boutros 3 years
Cameron unveils "rhetoric" as new wonder fuel 4
simonjmr 3 years

The government today has announced that it needs to work "harder and faster" to bring down energy bills, Mr Cameron has said that they wanted to create a "trusted, simple and transparent" market....

Rebel MPs hanging tough on Cameron 0
simonjmr 3 years
Dale farm travellers enjoying their new spot at St. Paul's... 3
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years
Libyan Olympic shooting squad selection 'overwhelmed' by late applicants 0
FlashArry 3 years
Somali Pirates to advise Wall Street occupiers... 0
brd888 3 years

meanwhile reports are coming in of Somali pirates falling foul of Nigerian scammers - while Abuja cyber cafes being occupied by Nigerian Protestors. "Some of these internet experts have all the...

Tabak 'obviously gay' according to prosecution - did not enjoy throat-holding 6
GreenCross 3 years

Men across Britain were united in feeling slightly uneasy on Friday when reports emerged of the prosecution's line of questioning in the Joanna Yeates murder trial. It transpired that Nigel Lickley,...

Unemployed scaremongers 'may be forced to re-train' as fish or ironmongers 17
dicky37 3 years

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Anti-capitalists demand grammar law change 1
Perks 3 years

Anti-Capitalist protesters have continued their protest outside the British Library promising not to leave until grammar rules have been changed. The group, Occupy Sesame Street, believe that...

Merkel sends Sarkozy/Cameron to bed early after "Silly Argument" 0
Drylaw 3 years
Churches to display warning: "Souls may go down as well as up" 2
Sinnick 3 years

from on idea by roybland...

British holiday-makers pool hoarded Euros to buy back power from EU 0
kga6 3 years
Football manager questions commitment of players only giving 100% 0
Plockton Assbeard 3 years
Dutch reeferendum: turnout likely to be high 8
nickb 3 years

isnpired by waylandmithy. Pork pie looks delicious. Suddenly peckish...

New Zealand's world cup joy mixed with woe as Man U. loses 0
apepper 3 years

New Zealand's happiness at the rugby world cup triumph has been mixed with sadness at the shock 6-1 defeat of Manchester United. Most United fans live in the southern hemisphere with a...

Viking detective Inspector Norse set for TV 9
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 3 years

ITV have commissioned a new Viking detective series to be screened early next year. Set in the year 1012, Inspector Norse will solve cases of rape and pillage in the hamlet of Oxford. A grumpy...