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Strawberry lorry overturns on M1 causing massive jam

Hat-tip virtuallywillmore fruit-related puns later Hat-tip LensCap for suggestion...

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AReader 09.07.14 6:29am
Al OPecia
Saurez latest - "Brazil didn't lose". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 09.07.14 6:27am
Al OPecia
Dyslexic Oscar Wilde “gave up sportswriting after Ballad of Reading Goal fiasco” 0
sydalg 09.07.14 6:03am
sydalg
Brazil to use jellow jumpers for goalposts 0
Kevin the Swan 09.07.14 6:01am
Kevin the Swan
Brazilian forward fails drug test - Fred proves positive for Rohypnol

I had my holiday dates mixed up admits centre forward...

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Mitt Walters 09.07.14 5:59am
Mitt Walters
Gordon Ramsey introduces new apprentices tools - draconian measures. 0
Maverick 09.07.14 12:29am
Maverick
Airline ban on uncharged 1970s celebrities 0
sydalg 09.07.14 12:29am
sydalg
Alex Salmond orders building of new towns to cope with influx after independence

I would write more, but John O'Farrell isn't interested...

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AReader 09.07.14 12:22am
KateWritesStuff
Lance Armstrong hands back yellow Jersey in disgust at Brazil performance

No more later...

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virtuallywill 08.07.14 10:49pm
virtuallywill
England team adopt Brazil tactics after they score a goal against Germany. 0
MADJEZ 08.07.14 10:23pm
MADJEZ
Dyslexics line streets to see Frances de la Tour 13
Smart Alex 08.07.14 9:53pm
Idiot
New shirts please 0
GrumpyCat 08.07.14 9:50pm
GrumpyCat
After Just 30 Minutes, They Think It's All Over ...

"For you, Pedro, ze var iss over"...

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Titus 08.07.14 9:46pm
Titus
No close shave for Brazilians... 1
deskpilot3 08.07.14 9:37pm
GrumpyCat
Belfast bakery refuses to bake cake without traditional hidden file.

More escapology soon. Also refusing to make Devil's Food Cake...

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deskpilot3 08.07.14 9:29pm
deskpilot3
Celebrations after Brazilians learn World Cup loss has no effect on their lives 0
Dumbnews 08.07.14 8:50pm
Dumbnews
John Bercow condems Apartheight culture in Westminster

More Shortly...

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Bigglesworth 08.07.14 8:12pm
Bigglesworth
Ed Milliband still "lost for words" over government pedophile ring cover-up

Demonstrating the kind of "hands-off" leadership we all wish politicians had managed over expenses and small boys, Milliband stays silent. Harriet Harman fills the void by saying it's not fair being...

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vulture1 08.07.14 7:07pm
vulture1
Gary Glitter to head abuse enquiry

More to follow...

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apepper 08.07.14 6:22pm
apepper
Teresa May admits she knew about missing Oliver Twist dossier 0
throngsman 08.07.14 6:16pm
throngsman
Discount store forced to close due to shoppers obeying the sign 2
Smart Alex 08.07.14 5:28pm
Smart Alex
Holiday binge drinking shame. 24 MPs to go on fact finding trip to Magaluf. 0
MADJEZ 08.07.14 5:14pm
MADJEZ
Cheering crowds line streets as foreigners leave Yorkshire 11
Mandy Lifeboat 08.07.14 5:05pm
Rumour Control
Football pitches to be measured in aircraft carriers from now on. 5
Boutros 08.07.14 4:37pm
Boutros
All Pedo MPs turn out to be people already dead who had minor political roles

More coincidences soon...

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Bigglesworth 08.07.14 4:37pm
Titus
Dr Who scare relief - stolen scripts "contained no plots". More soon. 5
Al OPecia 08.07.14 4:34pm
Adrian Bamforth
Clarkson: I have no comment on upcoming industrial action 0
Bigglesworth 08.07.14 3:55pm
Bigglesworth
Massive leak from margarine factory "spreads to nearby towns and villages" 6
AReader 08.07.14 3:43pm
Lens Cap
MPs deny claiming expenses for children’s home visits

MPs who fiddled with children at a variety of locations have denied fiddling any expenses they ran up. Up to twenty MPs have so far been implicated in the latest expenses scandal, forcing Theresa...

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Gary Stanton 08.07.14 3:34pm
ゴルゴ13
New BNP Slogan 'At Least We're Not Paedos - Well, Not Many Of Us'. 0
Titus 08.07.14 2:39pm
Titus