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Teenage boy foils mums 'change your underwear' plot 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years
Sarkozy considering offers from Disney, Lilliput and the English RFU. 0
Not Amused 3 years
Priests' call for Vatican to abandon celibacy welcomed by Choristers Union 1
dvo4fun 3 years

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Cameron & Clegg rematch at Upton Park - Luxembourg Rules 0
ErikP 3 years two career comebacks, posh boy pugilists Dave and Nick will relaunch themselves in East London...

Ann Summers unvails new Terrorist Basque 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Police protest march will be policed by the general public 5
Scroat 3 years

"Why should the boys in blue have all the fun when it comes to law enforcement?" a spokesman for the general public said today. "It's amazing what you can buy on the internet. I'll be ready with my...

Holland takes charge of France, Belgium perturbed 1
acwanaut 3 years
Clegg & Cameron relaunch coalition as "LabourLite" 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Winner of British Castration Final given Match Ball 3
seymour totti 3 years
Greece and France hold synchronised erections 0
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New underwear bomb foiled by C&A 0
LittleSpender 3 years
'No, you hold your march first' insists English Deference League 9
Skylarking 3 years
'Non-invasive penis cancer' made up by vindictive wife man relieved to discover. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More spurious ailments soon...

Ann Summers recall Rampant Rabbits following 'outbreak of myxomatosis' 6
Perks 3 years

Ann Summers have been forced to recall thousands of Rampant Rabbits following an outbreak of myxomatosis. This comes just weeks after the disease forced the quarantine of a Playboy Bunny. ‘We...

Britain no longer leads the world at house price obsession, warns estate agent 2
ronseal 3 years

Briton's are losing the ability to impress people at dinner parties with their property knowledge, warns a shocking new report by the Association of Estate Agents. It could see us falling behind our...

French vote to reject austerity... and responsibility and reality. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

When questioned on his economic policy new President Hollande said "la la la la, not listening, not listening." More denial soon...

Government to move bank holidays to days when there is less traffic. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
May kills two Kurds with one stone as refugees employed as border agency staff 0
Yikes 3 years

Embattled Home Secretary Theresa May announced that she has simultaneously solved the problems of refugees on welfare, and the airport immigration queue fiasco, with a new scheme which will see...

Supermarket shopping “loses its sparkle” for Salford woman... 14
Doylem 3 years

At 12.24pm last Tuesday, Linda Carstairs slowed down as she pushed a fully-laden trolley down aisle 4 (ketchups, ethnic sauces, marinades) of the 24-hour Tesco hypermarket in Salford, Greater...

Disappointment as France elects a Frenchman for President, yet again. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Drogba contract signing delayed as he is stretchered off after paper cut 0
seymour totti 3 years
Hollande to be president of France, Belgiume to run Germany. 2
MADJEZ 3 years

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Winter Olympics brought forward to July 0
nickb 3 years
Chinese company buys Tate and Lyle, Dairy Crest 0
nickb 3 years
Half crown courts closed for Olympics. Pound shops, penny arcades remain open. 0
weematt 3 years
Sarkozy denies lack of tact cost him election 0
apepper 3 years

"It was the idiot French electorate that caused the trouble."...

EMI to re-release '20 Queuing for stand-pipe classics' 4
Underconstruction 3 years

Featuring The Water Boys, Gene Kelly and Gerry (Can) and the Pacemakers...

Scottish FA allows Greece to write off all debts while remaining in Eurozone. 0
Jammydodgers 3 years

"Europe needs a stronge Greece!" says Kneel Doncaster...

Didn't realise header was limited 0
NewSuburbanDad 3 years
Virgo urged to explain "Such a delicate little pink, Willie," snooker commentary 0
Haywood Manley 3 years