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‘Obsessed’ action movie fan given ASBO for persistent public nuisance offences 5
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

A 26 year old Leicestershire man, described as being ‘obsessed with action movies’, has today been given an ASBO following a string of offences related to attempting to act out film scenes in...

Spanish riots over Pope visit end as rioters note he didn't bring a TV to loot 0
Basil_B 3 years
Talk Talk asks Ofcom how many free texts are included in its £3m fine? 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Spain ends bullfighting in favour of more Real Madrid-Barcelona matches 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Riots Force Name Change To UK.... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..Now to be known as 'Guantanomo,' as Tory MP says, "Riots as important as 9/11."...

NFU welcomes prospect of bumper year for hay levels 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
RBS says it has ‘no plans’ to stop using the UK taxpayer as an ATM 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Concern as Britain’s Last-Chance Saloon gets 24-hour alcohol licence 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
"ah werz ahly pissing by the duhr" claims embarassed Depardieu 0
simonjmr 3 years
Osborne gets Maths A Level at third time of trying 0
Anon321 3 years

Said to be 'delighted' after years of tutoring pay off...

Flogging a dead horse and shooting fish in a barrel 'Easier than last year'. 0
wallster 3 years

Says cynical gag writer...

A level passes 0
ianslat 3 years

More next year...

A Levels to be given tag-line ‘failure is not an option’ 0
ianslat 3 years
Man finds justifiable work reason for buying iPad 1
Nick McCarr 3 years
Crime free and cash strapped Japan now promoting "looting tourism" 0
Dumbnews 3 years

Veteran reporters claim reporting on A Level results getting too easy. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Obese man wins right to McDonalds bypass 1
jp1885 3 years

A 22-stone ex-policeman has been told he can have a ‘life-saving’ gastric bypass built around his local McDonalds, despite losing a legal case after being rejected for it previously. ...

Libyan rebels invade news coverage again 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Alliterative ex-Butlins icons link cause of recent pillaging with soft drink 0
spoole2112 3 years

Toot and Ploot moot Fruit Shoot loot route...

It this Boycott's last run out? 3
spoole2112 3 years

The Yorkshire and England legend has been warned by BBC bosses following comments about England's performance during their recent narrow victory over India., "I wasn't just the hypocrisy, after all...

Michele Bachmann Crosses The Line 0
Textbook 3 years

Michele Bachmann is no strqnger to controversial remarks but her latest statement seems to be the straw that has broken the camel's back. At a tea party caucus convention in Iowa, Bachmann said...

Students don’t get grades in latest exam blunder 0
Anon321 3 years

Thousands of prospective university students have experienced yet another examination gaffe after several examination boards failed to remember to send results to the schools. Following on from the...

First convicted looters board ship bound for colonies. More soon. 3
red 3 years
Politicians reveal the existence of criminality to a shocked nation. 0
Corrigan 3 years

Voters were left reeling this week after revelations by political leaders that there are people in society who are prepared to rob them blind given half a chance. Following the disturbing...

Killer wasps sentenced to penal transportation to colonies 0
pinxit 3 years
Police cuts mean that officers will now only be armed with Tizer. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Make rioters do national service, says everyone who hasn't done national service 2
jp1885 3 years
Man who died from Tazer mistakenly shot “an odd number of times” say police 2
Qoxiivi 3 years
Court imprisons 6 year old boy for watching riots coverage at friend's house 0
hansens-scar 3 years

A 6 year old who cannot be named for legal reasons has been sentenced to 4 years hard labour for his part in the London riots last week. The boy, known only as child X pleaded guilty on the advice of...

Woman killed by wasps - inquest suspects foul play, possibly a plant. 0
DavidEllisKent 3 years

And now here's Tom with the weather...