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New NHS 222 phone service for second opinions

Recent criticism of the NHS 111 phone service has seen medical professionals set up a new service to offer second opinions. From next Monday, anyone unhappy with the advice they receive from 111 can...

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johnnydobbo 07.05.13 2:58pm
Sinnick
Government to ban men over 50 from wearing embarrassing hats in public

Under the forthcoming Sartorial Standards (Male Headwear) Regulations, the government will ban men over 50 from wearing most forms of headgear in public. The Regulations will focus on the public...

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John Wiltshire 07.05.13 2:09pm
beau-jolly
Phil Collins favourite to become new Millwall manager as no Jackett required. 5
seymour totti 07.05.13 1:12pm
John Wiltshire
Operation Yewtree Latest: Roger Whittaker flees Durham Town in Police chase 0
Scronnyglonkle 07.05.13 1:09pm
Scronnyglonkle
National Lottery Tombola game announced

The govenrment intends on getting rid of unwanted gifts, and raise funds with a new tempting format alongside Saturday National Lottery, EuroMillions, Millionaire Raffle, Thunderball and HotPicks...

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gaijintendo 07.05.13 12:33pm
gaijintendo
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Gary Stanton 07.05.13 12:25pm
reforse
Science proves that nothing is cooler than Bill Hicks.

Physicists have now confirmed what many people have long suspected - that nothing in existence is cooler than Bill Hicks. The legendary black-clad comedian, best-known for his acerbic diatribes...

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sredni vashta 07.05.13 12:13pm
sredni vashta
New NHS 000 sex therapy help line. Dial oh.... ohhh...... ohhhhh

hat tip to johnnydobbo...

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weematt 07.05.13 11:33am
weematt
Man who said he wasn't being funny or nuffink lives up to his promise 0
ronseal 07.05.13 11:32am
ronseal
Tarbuck Arrest, Proof-Positive That Government Bent On Undermining......

comic industry?...

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Jesse Bigg 07.05.13 10:52am
Oxbridge
MOT to use string theory to relieve congestion on the M25

The Ministry of Transport is to use string theory to relieve congestion on the M25 orbital motorway. According to an official, the small number of dimensions available in classical physics is a...

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LensCap 07.05.13 10:49am
Oxbridge
Cameron's Big Idea?

Stronger knicker elastic, to keep UKIP at bay?...

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Jesse Bigg 07.05.13 10:47am
Jesse Bigg
Ronnie O'Sullivan works out link between playing snooker and receiving money

Following his win at the Snooker World Championship, Ronnie O'Sullivan announced that he has realised that there is a connection between playing snooker and receiving money. 'I think I've got it...

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John Wiltshire 07.05.13 9:53am
John Wiltshire
Welshman celebrates £10 windfall after unlikely 1p bet on Welsh teams happens 0
simonjmr 07.05.13 8:32am
simonjmr
Tarby to be rebranded as Tawdry 0
Scronnyglonkle 07.05.13 7:05am
Scronnyglonkle
Crimewatch UK 'forced to reflect falling crime rates in its reconstructions'

Official figures showing crime at its lowest rate in 30 years have opened up the BBC to yet more criticism of bias in the reconstructions it uses on its monthly Crimewatch UK television programme. A...

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Tristan Shout 07.05.13 6:51am
Tristan Shout
OBE to become new tagging system for sex offenders 0
Wrenfoe 07.05.13 5:29am
Wrenfoe
Ugly scenes as 1970s confronted by vigilante mob. 1
sredni vashta 06.05.13 11:20pm
sredni vashta
Child gains concept of death

Katie Davies, a three year old, today became aware that one day she would die and cease to exist. The news that her life was an inconsequential blip in the history of the universe came as a shock to...

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Hooch 06.05.13 11:14pm
sredni vashta
Two dimensional movie characters demand ban on printed guns. 0
Maverick 06.05.13 9:35pm
Maverick
"Policies? Who Needs Policies?" Says Farage

"Policices are a disaster" said UKIP leader Nigel Farage. "The Conservatives have policies and everyone hates them because no-one likes their policies. The Liberal Democrats have policies but there...

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Titus 06.05.13 8:26pm
Sinnick
"He was OK until we turned his head the right way round" says Kriss Kross doctor 0
Maverick 06.05.13 8:18pm
Maverick
Queen puts an end to queer(s) bashing

Handbags and snares at dawn...

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victimms 06.05.13 7:53pm
victimms
Centaur asked “Are you a man or a moose?”... 4
Tripod 06.05.13 5:52pm
sredni vashta
Breaking news: well known figure not under any suspicion of rape 1
topfotogmw 06.05.13 5:01pm
raudus
World's first 3D printed gun misfires when ink clogs barrel. 3
weematt 06.05.13 2:03pm
Al OPecia
Operation Yewtree Detectives apologise.

After a nationwide search, there are as yet no accusations against Philip Shofield. Police say it is unlikely any victims remember who the annoying silver haired cunt was. However, one suspected...

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brd888 06.05.13 1:04pm
brd888
Tories ‘a bunch of cream puffs’ says Farage

UKIP leader Nigel Farage today responded savagely to Tory accusations of UKIP members being ‘fruit cakes’ by labelling them ‘a bunch of dithering cream puffs and donuts’. “Lord Snooty...

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Reg Herring 06.05.13 9:40am
Lenny Bee
Newport win celebrated by 'area the size of Wales'. More soon. 2
deskpilot3 06.05.13 7:20am
Golgeau Treize
Clegg latest: “Go back to your constituencies and pray for a miracle” 9
Lenny Bee 05.05.13 7:53pm
deskpilot3