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Woman turns up late for own awards ceremony. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
All of Spain to stay in German spare rooms until they get sorted. 6
Corrigan 3 years

As a novel alternative to the imminent 100 Billion Euro loan to Spain, German Chancellor Angela Merkal has announced that every Spanish citizen has been offered a spare room in a German household....

Chinese woman pioneers programme to reduce population 1
Sinnick 3 years

Police describe man who steals dogs and eats them as a Korea criminal 2
Perks 3 years
Lemon Kurd bitter over terrorist charges 1
weematt 3 years
Insurers up to their knees in flood claims. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Pundits commit Hara Kiri as new England Manager gets everything right 1
RickH 3 years

Never thought we'd see the day; all hope lost, end of Talking Balls as we know it...

UN Peacekeepers deployed to Elton John peace concert, as violence a real threat 1
simonjmr 3 years

The UN today confirmed that 3,000 UN Peacekeeprs will be deployed to ensure violence doe not break out a a planned Elton John concert. In recent years the former singer has resorted to shouting out...

Flood at homoeopathy warehouse causes £0 of damage 3
apepper 3 years

Homoeopathic workers have expressed relief after a major storage facility for the medicines was flooded; "It's actually saved us a bit of work.", explained a spokesman, "Although it will take us a...

Viagra in Niagara scandal as tightrope walker uses extra pole 0
Yikes 3 years
Honour amongst thieves delights underworld 0
Nerys Hughes 3 years

An armed robber who has held up over 100 Post Offices and betting shops throughout the UK has been unrecognised in the Queen’s Birthday Honours list., The robber, who was made an OBE after...

Cameron: "Young people born into poverty will be allowed to remain in poverty" 0
weematt 3 years
Retaining Stirling is Key to Scottish Independence Bid 1
doubtingthomas 3 years

The Scottish National Party have announced that retaining Stirling is central to their independence plans. Speculation had been mounting on the viability of a Stirling enclave remaining in the...

"No record" of Brown-Murdoch call because Brown reversed the charges... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Bank of England finds £160bn down the back of the sofa. More soon. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Girl,9,demonstrates blogosphere is composed of complete morons 0
roybland 3 years

A nine-year-old girl has demonstrated that the blogosphere is composed of complete morons by getting 2.75 million people to look at her photographs of school dinners. 'When I first started my...

Jonathan Pearce announces trial of new tone for Ukraine commentary 7
Haywood Manley 3 years

Ahead of Tuesday's Euro 2012 clash between England and Ukraine, BBC Sport's Jonathan Pearce has bowed to pressure from viewers and agreed to try out a new vocal tone for his commentary during the...

Tiger Woods wins Ronseal Sponsorship.... 1
Jammydodgers 3 years

Good with Wood!...

Irish dermatologist changes his name to Dermot 1
nickb 3 years
Front porch leak blamed on Jehovah's wetness. 0
nickb 3 years
Ukranian police hunt Stock, Aitken & Waterman after Bananarama thrown on pitch. 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Russian police hunt Mexican hooligan after bandana thrown on pitch. 0
Thor 3 years
Balotelli in moral turmoil as opponent slips on banana skin thrown on pitch 0
Haywood Manley 3 years
Jehovah's WItnesses in Kingdom Hall fracas 5
simonjmr 3 years

Several Jehovah's Witnesses were involved in a brutal clash yesterday morning when their weekly praise session was rudely interrupted by several drunken six pack wielding Football fans, draped in...

IKEA instructions found for Humpty Dumpty 0
Not Amused 3 years
Chancellor moves to stimulate banks' shareprices 0
medici2471 3 years
Dermatologists making rash decisions 7
seymour totti 3 years
Leveson inquiry faces chop due to dwindling viewing figures 10
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Latest reports are claiming that the Leveson inquiry will not be returning to our screens for a second season as viewing figures continue to fall. The show launched in the latter stages of 2011...

' Once in a Lifetime' Opportunity for UK Banks 0
HenryMJUK 3 years

1st in line this morning, Britain’s SME (Smug Morose Egotistical) Bankers eagerly queue up to borrow (Osborne’s £80bl ‘low interest’ windfall) from each other. .. will genuine SME’s...

Jesus "embarrassed" as God moves "in mysterious ways" at wedding 1
nickb 3 years

“Look everyone knows that your dad dancing at a wedding is like sooo embarrassing?” a red faced Messiah said at Cana yesterday. “Well when it’s my dad, let me tell you, it’s extra...