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Greece Fail to Hit Debt Repay Targets Despite "Definitely Posting Cheque" 0
thisisall1word 3 years

Greece has apologised for missing debt repayment targets which were agreed as part of the loan arrangements with the European Central Bank and as set in its austerity measures. Greece told the EU...

Ageing ‘Who’ fan witnessed all their early gigs. 2
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Saw Moon., Hat tip to nickb...

Every TV show in the Autumn schedules “to feature Stephen Fry” 4
Mathna 3 years

The BBC, ITV and Sky joined forces last night to announce that every single programme to be shown on British television over the next six months will, on pain of death, feature Stephen Fry in some...

Gove to promote English as a modern foreign language in English schools 0
Rogertrout 3 years

Michael Gove has shown his enthusiasm for the teaching of languages by promoting the teaching of english as a modern foreign language in selected primary schools., 'Some schools have pupils who...

New cuts: Navy ordered to use Cat 'o' Seven Tails and reduce to Five by 2013. 2
Iscariot 3 years

More cuts are expected...

X -Factor loser donates whole body to science 0
Rogertrout 3 years

August May, one of the losing finalists in the X-Factor has offered her body to science. This is more surprising that it seems in that she wants this to take effect immediately. Miss May, who...

UK's first Cannibal Restaurant closes after losing Head Chef 2
dicky37 3 years

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Brand Refused Canada entry: Documents incorrectly stated profession "comedian". 3
Al OPecia 3 years
Grandpa recounts vivid tails from his younger days as a jerk 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Olympic Stadium confirms it will cater for mixed-races. Jessica Ennis pleased. 0
kga6 3 years
THE FUHRER DECLAIMS 1
yuri_nahl 3 years

Before I became the Fuhrer ,, To lead the German masses,, I had to wear a monocle,, Because I couldn't afford real glasses...

THE PARABLE OF THE SHORT-LEGGED DONKEY 11
yuri_nahl 3 years

The Lord also said, "For those who hath forsaken Me, (because of the boil on my nose,) I curse thee to having a boil on thy anus, and the boil will have an abundance of redness, large diameter and...

THE BISHOP DESCENDS INTO HELL. 10
yuri_nahl 3 years

While I explained the apparent similarity of Father Damien Karras's name and Father Damien Karras's name, Father Damien Karras is actually the father of Father Damien Karrras. The Father having...

No bailout of Greece, Met Office warns 0
roybland 3 years

 ,  ,  ,  ,  , As Britons bask in October temperatures higher than in Athens, the  Met Office has warned that the UK will not bailout Greece as that country's sunshine reserves fall.,  ,...

Cricketer with gun goes for a duck 4
kga6 3 years

more soon (Edit from, Cricketer with gun out for a duck) Vote now...

Summer to stay as Met Police/Office team up to predict daylight robberies 0
kga6 3 years
Nicorette to offer menthol patches 0
nickb 3 years
Current generation claim "Sudoku puzzles were harder back in our day" 0
kga6 3 years

Secretary of State for Education, Michael Gove, has come under fire today amidst further claims that the sudoku puzzle has been "dumbed down". The claims look certain to force a Government U-turn on...

Long John Silver to rethink underwear choices 0
nickb 3 years
'I never was the egg man' reveals Walrus 0
nickb 3 years
Ministers to consider raising the speed of light 7
Screenie 3 years

When the speed was first 'discovered' it was thought that nothing would even get remotely close and evidence has recently been discovered that suggests the scientists in question simply wrote down...

Government let down dementia sufferers with broken promises... 0
Ironduke 3 years

to be fair, if you're going to break a promise to anyone...

Jeremy Hunt to perform Vagina Monologues at Tory conference fringe event. 1
nickb 3 years
Fleetwood Mac sued by Apple 1
Iscariot 3 years

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Long John Silver berates pirates for taking disabled woman instead of wheelchair 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
Second-hand Tardis seller denies claim it's been clocked 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
Apple deny stealing '3 way call' technology from conference pears 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
Sky News editors' panic: 'Jacko manslaughter' defendant may change plea 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Guardian latest: still no evidence Bullingdon Club took Britain into illegal war 0
ronseal 3 years
Kitten stolen - MP's wife fingered in snatch 14
Screenie 3 years