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Heisenberg never saw the point 0
Sinnick 3 years

[adding to my collection of obscure 1-liners]...

Mitt Romney says he supports gray marriage 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
France to appeal to UN after being taken over by Hollande 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Billion-dollar New Mexico ‘ghost town’ to be named ‘Northampton’. 1
Thor 3 years launches range of kosher birthday cards 5
bonjonelson 3 years
Miliband on Sassoon: I didn't mean for you to take me seriously ..... 0
HenryMJUK 3 years

Back in January (many years ago) a young Ed Miliband called for Vidal Sassoon to resign, stating at the time, "His cuts went too far" and too many others are intent on doing the same. Stop the...

Queen to begin speeches with 'Any Americans in here tonight?' 5
ronseal 3 years

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Second has turned to top stand up comedy coach Logan Murray to help her inject a bit of levity into her public speaking engagements, after a disappointingly flat...

Missing cleric: Body found. Could be Abu cadavre. 1
weematt 3 years
Hair today, gone tomorrow 0
Sinnick 3 years
Miliband finds Queen's speech fuzzy 0
weematt 3 years
Clinton administration ‘was on the cards’ 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Mrs Romney says her marriage has had the same sex for years 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Obama supports gay marriage to “keep my options open” 1
Yikes 3 years

US President Barack Obama revealed that his support for gay marriage coincided with a bi-curious phase and the sober realisation that 1 in 3 American couples divorce. Obama said: “I’m in love...

Vidal Sasson's executors say he was worth a Bob or two 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Fighter plane U-turn after pilot forgets his sandwiches 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Athens riot police tear-gas Olympic flame 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Michelle said to be 'devastated' that Barack Obama favours same sex marriage 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Home Secretary deports “fanatical” Abu Qatada to Geordieland (edited repost) 1
Yikes 3 years

Home Secretary Theresa May confirmed that fanatical Muslim cleric Abu Qatada was deported to Geordieland last Thursday pending final resolution of the case later in the year. Ms May said: “Sending...

Explosion caused by 'high concentration of carrier bags' 1
Perks 3 years

A neighbourhood in Darlington was literally rocked last night, after an explosion left many injured and property damaged. Early investigations show the blast was caused by an unsafe build-up of...

Cameron claims Vidal Sassoon was in favour of cuts. 0
Not Amused 3 years
Iranian wins executioner of the year for killing two birds with one stone 0
Yikes 3 years

or equally bad with "Kurds"...

Luxembourg Boxing Board of Control licences David Haye, Derek Ancora fight 0
Scronnyglonkle 3 years
Scots redouble efforts in search for doner kebab cancer cure 5
Haywood Manley 3 years

In what has been described as 'probably the largest clinical trial in history', the entire population of Scotland have for the last two decades been willing participants in one man's efforts to...

Sassoon Makes The Final Cut. 1
The All New Jeni B 3 years
Sassoon goes out with a bang. 0
pinxit 3 years
Obama to relax restrictions on fancy dress parties 0
4ty2 3 years

In a Landmark announcement Obama declared his support for gay weddings commenting that Christian beliefs should not stand in the way of modern wedding ceremonies. In an age of enlightenment we should...

Vidal Sassoon: the final parting 1
nickb 3 years
Clintons a victim of 'birthday shortage' 0
nickb 3 years

Retail analysts blame the downfall of the UK's best known greetings card business on people having fewer birthdays.  "It's partly to do with increased life expectancy but also as a result of...

Obama in favour of everything in run up to the presidential election. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Vidal Sassoon's holiday plans may involve 'going somewhere hot' 0
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years