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Sepp 'Brown Envelope' Blatter mystified: “Qatar hot in summer? Who knew?”... 1
Tripod 03.10.13 3:27pm
AReader
Man With No Television Puzzled By Lack Of Threatening Letters

Michael Wallace of Derbyshire, who has never owned a televion set, has stated that he is "worried and totally confused" by the fact that, for nearly a week now, he has not received one single letter...

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Titus 03.10.13 3:08pm
AReader
Mathematician Who Complained Of His 'Complex' Life Is Told It's Mostly Imaginary

- perhaps a bit like his iPhone? If he bought the same 'phone twice, presumably he'd end up with -1 'phone...

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Titus 03.10.13 3:04pm
Titus
Snooping husband discovers wife 'dull' and leaves

A paranoid husband of nine years from Kent has left his wife recently after snooping through her private computer, journals, and mobile, and finding that she is a deeply boring person. He says he'd...

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TobiasBV 03.10.13 2:49pm
Titus
Right Angle Accused Of Arrogance

for claimimg that all other angles are wrong, and that many of them are obtuse - although conceding that at least one smaller one is a cute angle (Hat tip to Smart Alex)...

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Titus 03.10.13 2:39pm
Titus
Irrational mathematician told to get real 1
Smart Alex 03.10.13 2:39pm
AReader
Relativity pioneer Albert Einstein "didn't know if he was coming or going" 0
AReader 03.10.13 2:37pm
AReader
Recently arrived Greek geometrist is the Euclid on the block 2
Smart Alex 03.10.13 2:35pm
AReader
'Locked' Mobile 'Phone Condemned As Anti-SIMitic.

Hat tip to sydalg...

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Titus 03.10.13 2:34pm
Flugelbinder
German mathematician Felix Klein "mostly up his own arse" 4
AReader 03.10.13 2:32pm
AReader
Man Heading to Banbury Cross says "I ain't riding THAT!" 0
Flugelbinder 03.10.13 2:27pm
Flugelbinder
long lost 'half brother' turns out to be hermaphrodite

Having been told for years he had a long lost half brother, Greg Simmons was shocked to discover recently that he in fact shared [i]both [/i]parents with this 'half brother', but that the brother was...

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MagicMike 03.10.13 2:26pm
Titus
Mathematician trips over square root sticking out of the erf 0
Smart Alex 03.10.13 2:20pm
Smart Alex
Sexual Discrimination is Rife claim ofice duo Polly and Sukey

"It's about time the men put the bloody kettle on!" said Polly, sick of being regarded as the 'best person for job', as hailed by her Line Manager. "I mean seriously, it's never 'Polly, can you...

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Flugelbinder 03.10.13 2:17pm
Flugelbinder
Devon Sheep Theft - Bo Peep Accuses Mary

More soon....

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Flugelbinder 03.10.13 2:09pm
Flugelbinder
Dr Foster Slams Gloucester on Trip Advisor 0
Flugelbinder 03.10.13 2:01pm
Flugelbinder
Zombie Father Of Ed Miliband Does Not Mention Hate of Britain, Loves Brains

In a striking twist to the Miliband / Mail row, the zombified father of Ed shuffled into the Daily Mail Offices yesterday confirming only his love of brains...

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SimonJJames 03.10.13 1:55pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Sunderland FC unveil 606 phone-in regular as their new manager

The Sunderland Board announced today that, after conducting a long search, they had chosen long time 606 caller Darren Mcintyre as their new manager. Darren, 23, a lifelong Mackem, has been...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 03.10.13 1:47pm
Tripod
Fish OK, but loaves not sliced, complains Galilee multitude 4
sydalg 03.10.13 12:50pm
SimonJJames
August Ferdinand Möbius was said by colleagues to be "thoroughly one-faced" 0
AReader 03.10.13 12:41pm
AReader
Mathematicians Union Becoming Too Divisive

More added soon Tip of the hat to all who have created mathematician related posts lately...

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Flugelbinder 03.10.13 12:38pm
SimonJJames
Truth Serum Test on MPs Inconclusive

Recently a test was carried out to examine the virtues of Sodium Thiopental as a truth serum, using MPs as test subjects., "Sadly" said Dr Misnomer of the Westminster Brains Trust, "the tests have...

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Flugelbinder 03.10.13 12:25pm
Flugelbinder
Obese football manager given lunchtime ban 0
custard cream 03.10.13 12:25pm
custard cream
A boy named "Keanu" was failed by social services 0
NewBiscuit 03.10.13 12:06pm
NewBiscuit
Joe Hart admits his Scottish ancestry

In a press conference this morning England goalkeeper, Joe Hart, revealed what many football fans had started to suspect over recent months. An emotional Hart admitted to a stunned audience that he...

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cinnahmon 03.10.13 12:05pm
cinnahmon
Manchester United confident Ferguson clone ready for start of 2014 season

A Manchester United spokesman today broke the news to the Sotck Exchange that the Alex Ferguson clone is progressing very nicely and should be ready in time to take over for the 2014 season. "It...

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SimonJJames 03.10.13 11:50am
SimonJJames
Football Club pays money to another Football Club for a Very Good Footballer

In a move that is sure to rock the very foundations of football, a Football Club, yesterday, paid a lot of money to another Football Club for a very good footballer. A spokesman for the selling...

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SimonJJames 03.10.13 11:45am
SimonJJames
Monster Raving Loony Party Expenses Revealed

The Newsbscuit website can today reveal the full extent of the Monster Raving Loony Party's only MP John Clownsweat. In a surreal litany of humorous greed, this news comes as a hammer blow to the...

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SimonJJames 03.10.13 11:41am
SimonJJames
No, I'm not going to Scarborough Fair. 17
rikkor 03.10.13 11:22am
John Wiltshire
Mathematician dies in his prime 2
Sfox 03.10.13 10:44am
Titus