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Mars rover sends back first Instagram picture

Nasa's new Mars rover has returned its first poor quality retro image from the surface of the Red Planet. The Curiosity robot used the Valencia setting on the Instagram app to take a nice retro...

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rollo 11.08.12 3:38am
rollo
UK government accidently send £5 Million to Syrian government

The UK government has made an embarrassing blunder after sending £5 million pounds to the oppressive government. A package addressed to "Syria" was meant for the rebel groups to assist the uprising...

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confuzzled 11.08.12 12:32am
confuzzled
Peter Hitchins sucsessfuly lands up his own ass on newsnight

Hopefully no more soon...

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Quaz 11.08.12 8:56pm
The All New Jeni B
Mars probe discovers Mitt Romney really does live on another planet

More to follow...

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apepper 10.08.12 8:26pm
apepper
U2's The Edge tells hard-of-hearing dessert waiter, "SUNDAE! BLOODY SUNDAE!" 1
Smart Alex 11.08.12 10:51pm
Dumbnews
Bar raised in pole vault 0
custard cream 10.08.12 6:34pm
custard cream
NASA probe sends back first colour footage from the Isle of Wight. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 10.08.12 4:22pm
dominic_mcg
"Dressage for All" says PM

Pupils at all UK schools could find themselves emulating their Olympic heroes if David Cameron gets his way. Chortling as he fended off criticism of his school sports policy, the Prime Minister...

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BAJDixon 11.08.12 9:07am
writinginbsl
Civil servant who heard voices is "Bureaucracy gone mad" 0
antharrison 10.08.12 1:37pm
antharrison
Kiwi navy now on lookout for gigantic sea-monster with Belgium-sized callus

. http://news.sky.com/story/970992/rock-raft-the-size-of-belgium-floats-off-nz...

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Midfield Diamond 10.08.12 3:45pm
Yikes
Clegg Joins Call For GB Medallist Embargo As BBC Accused Of Excessive Patriotism

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg today added his voice to a growing tide of international disquiet over the BBC's coverage of the London Olympic Games. Speaking in an interview broadcast by Doha...

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Nowherefast 11.08.12 4:51pm
Nowherefast
London Bus Drivers Demand 5k Post-Olympic Gold Medal Bonus 0
10.08.12 10:24am
Piers Morgan: not singing national anthem definitely worse than phone hacking

After criticising Sir Bradley Wiggins for not singing the national anthem during his medal ceremony, Piers Morgan has now claimed that athletes failing to mumble along to God Save the Queen is a far...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 11.08.12 9:05am
writinginbsl
Solihull Man Accuses TeamGB As Personal Quest For Lifelong Disappointment Stalls 3
Nowherefast 10.08.12 1:19pm
Nowherefast
GPO apologise for painting Cherie Blair's mouth gold

More to follow...

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apepper 10.08.12 10:58am
beau-jolly
"Stay calm and think up any old shit to follow" stiill very funny and novel 0
quango 10.08.12 7:35am
quango
Apple announce a new service the iPhoneBox

Cupertino, California: Today marks the launch of a new product, small weatherproof structures based at convenient locations, each equipped with an iPhone. "This will offer Apple features to many new...

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Tom55 10.08.12 7:26am
Tom55
Closing ceremony to feature non-stop "Hey Jude" to dissipate crowds 2
Sinnick 10.08.12 8:11pm
Nowherefast
Crazed Bolt diagnosed as 'Usain in the membrane' 0
kimllfixit 10.08.12 6:40am
kimllfixit
Olympic cauldron goes out as pikeys run off with copper piping. 0
MADJEZ 09.08.12 11:10pm
MADJEZ
Initial Mars Curiosity Data May Hold Clue To Loss Of Beagle

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8448/7749245388_11ff6b3181_c.jpg, Sincere apologies if this has been done before. Finished spoofing the pic and had one of those crap deja vu moments. Any plagiarism is...

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Nowherefast 10.08.12 6:47am
Sinnick
Olympics inspire a generation to sit, eat & drink while watching others do sport 1
MADJEZ 11.08.12 9:10am
writinginbsl
Boris un-inspires a generation by saying 'sport made me what I am today'

More gaffs soon...

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MADJEZ 09.08.12 10:12pm
MADJEZ
BBC olympic coverage inspires a generation to watch TV & use internet even more 0
charlies_hat 09.08.12 10:06pm
charlies_hat
Child suffers 'I want never gets' v 'Don't ask don't get' quandary 0
button 09.08.12 8:47pm
button
Balls 5
button 12.08.12 7:50am
button
The Golden Shot - "Bernie, The Bolt..." 0
Iscariot 09.08.12 8:24pm
Iscariot
Guy Ritchie promises ‘Mockney bloodbath’ for closing Olympic ceremony

Britain’s best loved member of the upper middle class ‘Mockney’ clan Guy Ritchie delighted the media and public with his plans for the 2012 Olympic closing ceremony. ‘I can assure everyone...

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Skylarking 10.08.12 9:12am
Skylarking
Metropolitan Police Trial New Empathy Weapon In War On Yardies

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8442/7748057554_e5efd64638.jpg...

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Nowherefast 09.08.12 6:54pm
Nowherefast
British house reaches semi-finals

Following the Team GB fractions reaching the quarter-finals, there's been more success for a mock-Elizabethan property near Chorley...

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apepper 09.08.12 6:32pm
apepper