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Man who died from Tazer mistakenly shot “an odd number of times” say police 2
Qoxiivi 3 years
Court imprisons 6 year old boy for watching riots coverage at friend's house 0
hansens-scar 3 years

A 6 year old who cannot be named for legal reasons has been sentenced to 4 years hard labour for his part in the London riots last week. The boy, known only as child X pleaded guilty on the advice of...

Woman killed by wasps - inquest suspects foul play, possibly a plant. 0
DavidEllisKent 3 years

And now here's Tom with the weather...

Cameron to introduce Sharia Law in riot zones 3
roybland 3 years

Prime Minister David Cameron has defended courts for handing out tough sentences - including hand amputation -for those involved in the riots across England and has said Sharia Law could be...

Government threaten to shut down E-bay if found to be selling looted items 0
hansens-scar 3 years
Amazonian tribe found that don't buy anything at all from Amazon. 1
greg various 3 years
Going Places to sue BBC over "negative reporting of politician's holidays" 0
hansens-scar 3 years

more to follow...

Mubarak trial TV coverage to be replaced with Celebrity Big Brother 0
hansens-scar 3 years

more to follow...

Fifa reject viability of texting technology 0
hansens-scar 3 years

Fifa's president has publicly rejected the use of texting technology by managers serving touchline bans. The head of football's governing body announced, "there is no proof that this technology works...

Tottenham residents punished with visit from Charles and Camilla. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
AC-DC to market their own wine - Whole lotta rosé. More soon. 5
dominic_mcg 3 years
Rioters used techniques learnt from Angry Birds game 0
Screenie 3 years
Charles and Camilla to visit violence-hit areas in Nissan Sunny 0
virtuallywill 3 years

We are all in this together...

A&E departments overwhelmed with politician knee-jerk injuries 1
dandare70 3 years
Apple takes over NASA with plans for manned iPod programme. More soon. 0
Boroughbloke 3 years
Amazon to offer free deliveries to armchair looters. More soon 0
Boroughbloke 3 years
Would be Facebook farmers are given four year subsidies 0
exigo 3 years
Money ousted from position as 'root of all evil' by new Argos catalogue 4
dicky37 3 years

An inter-faith committee last night declared that the new autumn/winter 2011 Argos catalogue is now regarded by religious groups to be the root of all the evils of the modern world., "It's...

Plain English Campaign join jailed rioters row, claiming sentences are too long. 0
spoole2112 3 years
Most students ‘satisfied’ with the quality of daytime TV 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Man Utd Asian float would see Busby Babes re-branded as Asian Babes 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Pair set Indian Ocean rowing record after spotting shoal of sharks 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Government embroiled in controversy following 'fatherless children' claims. 0
Boroughbloke 3 years

The government and The Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority was under increasing pressure today to clarify claims by the Prime Minister in a speech this week that british scientists had...

Government advise rod of iron on ferrous children 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Untamed advice later...

Mother Teresa's secret Kinder egg toy collection to be auctioned. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Jimmy Bullard trades Hull wet fish for QPR caviar. 8
rebel not taken 3 years

Word on the streets is that wantaway diamond geezer Jimmy Bullard is looking to trade in the wet fish of Hull for a diet of caviar with glamour club QPR. Jimmy Bullard was last seen casting his line...

Call My Bluff announces the thanatos of its quondam prolocutor. More soon. 11
dominic_mcg 3 years
US stocks fall on news of stocks falling 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Nietzsche earns respect of Joey Barton. 3
rebel not taken 3 years

Alienated Newcastle footballer Joey Barton has been telling followers on Twitter about his "respect" for German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. Scouser Barton has informed his 170,665 readers that...

Starship Enterprise acheme was ruse to find jobs for middle aged executives 0
ronseal 3 years