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Nadal fit to continue. Murray semi-final exit confirmed. 1
Christopher Frost 3 years
15 hours in a Glastonbury toilet would kill most people admits Eavis 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years
Demand grows for footballer Craig Thomson to live on benefits 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Police dogs found dead in car ‘probably committed suicide’ say police 3
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Ancient manuscript proves King Cunt probably was. 2
wallster 3 years

A recently discovered copy of the Anglo Saxon Winchester Chronicle is shedding light on the life of a long forgotten Viking chieftan, King Cunt. The early 10th century warlord was methodically...

Cameron plans sympathy strike 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
Anyone want to develop this idea ? 2
Sinnick 3 years

Today, David Willetts sets out a White Paper on HE reform. So, maybe some Independent MP should set out a White Paper on Electoral reform, creating better competition, value for voters, parties...

BT customers learn of Newzbin's existence 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
800 pound gorilla told to go on a diet 0
Dumbnews 3 years

I am guessing this has been done before....

Double-decker buses demand apology for 'vile' comparison with deadly meteorite 1
3 years

London buses expressed outrage today, after being compared with a deadly meteorite. Meteor 2011MD only narrowly missed colliding with the Earth, and was described as 'bus-sized' in many newspapers....

Arrest fears cause Gaddafi to rethink holiday on Isle of Wight 4
3 years

Colonel Muammar Gaddafi, entrenched Libyan leader and fan of cream teas and fossil shops, has cancelled this year's holiday in Ventnor. The International Criminal Court issued an arrest warrant for...

Beer company executive discovers huge untapped market in the middle east 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Local Dispute Over Amount of Cigarettes Smoked Within Hourly Timespan 1
Dick Justice 3 years

ATHENS, GREECE - Controversy was sparked in a small, inconspicuous,, run-of-the-mill cafeteria near the Greek Parliament building in, Athens, when a local resident otherwise enjoying his afternoon...

Insurance hikes blamed on Max Mosley's whiplash claims 0
greg various 3 years
Play delayed as fault with centre court roof switches on automated sprinkler 0
Basil_B 3 years
Kids at Glastonbury allowed to bounce up and down on Beyonce castle. 3
Ludicity 3 years
Pyromaniacs Celebrate Supermarket Petrol Price War 1
Flatcap 3 years

Pyromaniacs all over Britain are celebrating as the big four supermarkets stepped up the petrol price war. “At anything up to £1.35 a litre, the cost of torching something as simple as a garden...

Dads rush to join glam mum school run 1
roybland 3 years

The number of dads walking their children to St Francis Xavier's RC Primary School in Hertford has rocketed since 'glam mum' Georgina 'goer' Lusted (22) joined the daily school run. 'Actually, no,'...

eating green wrapped Quality Street does NOT count as part of your 5-a-day 0
Leeboy007 3 years

warn nutritionists...

edam cheese really will be made backwards 0
Leeboy007 3 years

decades old schoolboy joke to become true, say Dutch cheese board...

Craig Thompson requests transfer from Hearts to Glasgow Girls FC 0
grottymonty 3 years

Heart of Midlothian FC will look to cash in on their recently suspended player by offloading him to the top U15's team in West Scotland. "it's a dream move for me, I'm hoping for a holding midfield...

oranges ARE the only fruit, scientists discover 0
Leeboy007 3 years

more soon....

drinking hot tea does NOT cool you down 0
Leeboy007 3 years

as everybody in the world knows. Except Johnny Ball...

Rare original of Andy Murray being 'British' gag valued at £7k by Southebys 0
Skylarking 3 years

Many more soon...

Radioactive urine makes pissing in the dark great fun, say Japanese 0
Ostsee 3 years
Dyslexic farmer haunted by dead goat 0
FraserWords 3 years
Kerry Katona enters race for US Presidency 0
FraserWords 3 years

Kerry Katona has entered the race for the US Presidency., The star told a convention in New Hampshire last night: “Announcing my candidacy here is as much a surprise to me as it is to you - I...

Gove warns teachers "It's your own time you're wasting...." 3
charlies_hat 3 years
Flawed Amstrad smartphone 'drops Apps every week' 0
3 years

Lord Sugar, curmudgeonly entrepreneur and star of The Apprentice, has leapt to the defence of his company's new smartphone. The Amstrad 'Oi!' Phone, available exclusively from an oiBarrow in East...

Confusion for satirists after Andy Murray reveals Welsh ancestry 3
jp1885 3 years