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Irish PM interviews new neo-colonial oppressor 1
Tom55 3 years

Mr. Enda Kenny, the Irish taosh.teesh..Prime Minister today interviewed Mr. Xi Jinping, Deputy PM of The People's Republic of China, to replace the US as the next neo-colonialist oppressor., "The US...

BBC's A. Marr changes name to R. Slicker 0
antharrison 3 years
Cameron and Prince of Wales celebrate diamond jubilee as "Chas 'n Dave" tribute 0
antharrison 3 years

As a moving and respectful tribute to HM Queen's 60th year on the throne, the Prime Minister David Cameron and HRH The Prince of Wales have announced that they will mark the monarch's diamond jubilee...

Border agency to get fringe benefits. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years
Bristol man jailed for 'using his weapon as a bus' 5
Perks 3 years

A Gang member from Bristol has been jailed for 3 years for attempting to use his Baseball Bat as a bus. Wayne Dwight was found guilty at Bristol Crown Court after being pulled over by police...

Viola player refuses to take part in benefits fraud. 2
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

'I'll not go on the fiddle", she says...

Ofcom calls for Sarcasm to be taught in care homes after latest Clarkson ruling. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Elderly told not everything said on the BBC is the gospel truth. More soon...

Sun on Sunday to feature news 'of the world' 5
MADJEZ 3 years
Controversial Ofcom verdict on Clarkson's comments on "The One Show" 0
Gourd Almighty 3 years

The broadcasting standards body, Ofcom, has decided that Jeremy Clarkson was not in breach of broadcasting rules when, in a November edition of "The One Show", he suggested that striking Public...

Border Agency split in two.. with imaginary line down the middle. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More obvious headline soon...

Queen questioned after stalking diamond thief 0
Immunis 3 years

Police have taken Elizabeth Windsor in for questioning following accusations of stalking by Reg Entwhistle, small time crook and diamond smuggler. Described by police as 5 foot 11 inches with curly...

Duracell range slashed as they lose AAA status 0
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Synthetic meat grown in Dutch Lab, Kebab shop claims got there first years ago 1
simonjmr 3 years
Frozen Swedish Meatballs to feature on Heston Blumenthal's latest bizarre menu 2
Gourd Almighty 3 years
Cameron: "Nationwide Health Society safe in my hands" 1
yussle 3 years
Health Secretary Angela Lansbury heckled by gang of mad old biddies. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More typos spoon...

Leading trombonist's career on the slide 5
Nick McCarr 3 years
Greece to stop export of olive oil 1
RJWinter 3 years
Dyslexic priest downloads images from pedalo site 0
medici2471 3 years
Lansley diagnosed with 'chronic selective deafness' 0
Zadok the second 3 years

Health minister Andrew Lansley has contracted a rare form of selective deafness, his department announced yesterday. The condition, [i]otitis arrogantia[/i] is know to affect people in the political...

Murdoch: Articles for SoS for the next 3 years finished, just need more photos 0
RJWinter 3 years
Lost NASA rocks found on moon. 0
RJWinter 3 years
Frank Warren apologises: "Usually only one British boxer ends up on the floor" 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Haye complains of unfair advantage as he and Chisora go 'toe to toe' 0
JD 3 years
FA fine Arsenal for 25 cases of fielding a weakened side 2
charlies_hat 3 years
David Cameron To Scotland: "Let's Stay Together For The Welsh" 3
Textbook 3 years
Japanese Sooty puppeteer commits Hari-korbett 10
Smart Alex 3 years
Madagascar loses AAA rating; will now be known as Mdgscar 13
hughesroland 3 years

In another blow to the developing world, Madagascar has had its AAA rating removed by the Standard and Poor's agency, and will now be known only as Mdgscar. 'This is not serious news for us,' said...

Heston Blumenthal blames dyslexia for Mixed Herpes outbreak at "Fat Duck" 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Nonsense-spouting "Sun on Sunday" will be perfect post-church read says Murdoch. 3
Haywood Manley 3 years

News International's imminent replacement for the now defunct News of the World will be the perfect newspaper for those who like to start their Sundays by listening to ridiculous, made-up fairy...