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Gove bans computers from schools! 0
jollyroger 3 years

The education minister has long been a advocate of the Luddite's approach to technology and has now banned the use of computers in schools. "They didn't have them when I was at school and they seem...

Racist misogynists in shock as Chinese woman parallel parks space capsule 4
Yikes 3 years

Already reeling from the news that China’s first female astronaut has perfectly shaped eyes and wears a spacesuit rather than an apron, the racist misogynist community were dumbfounded when Liu...

PM urges fans to "steal Jimmy Carr tickets" 0
nickb 3 years

Talking to reporters in Mexico the Prime Minister said "imagine you are saving up for a complicated tax avoidance scheme and you suddenly see Jimmy Carr is playing near you. The sensible thing would...

Terry wears "Fuck off wogs" pants and gets £20 fine and a cuff round the ear. 1
grottymonty 3 years

UEFA take a strong stance on racism again...

Audience laughs at just 1% of Jimmy Carr's jokes. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 3 years
Jimmy Carr to star in Bergerac remake 1
custard cream 3 years

One of the highlights in the BBC's new autumn schedule is the surprise return of Bergerac. Mark Taylor, Head of Commissioning, said, "It's great to have the off shore detective back on our screens,...

Jimmy Carr to relocate to Greece 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Carr in coma after fall as medics give legal minimum care 1
kga6 3 years

Comedian Jimmy Carr has fallen face first into his own trail of bad will after literally falling down the stairs in his flat. Paramedics were called to the flat of Carr last night and preceded to...

Troubled Youths To Be Sent To Bel Air For Rehabilitation 1
Hooch 3 years

Despite what facts and figures may say we live in a cesspool of crime. In the modern age every child has committed some kind of crime be it murder or listening to Justin Bieber sans headphones. The...

Maxine no longer the UK's least popular Carr 0
charlies_hat 3 years
PM backs Carr into corner 0
apepper 3 years

David Cameron has spoken out about comedian Jimmy Carr tax arrangement. "It's essential that Carr performs a U-turn."...

Women Consume Porn Wrong 0
Hooch 3 years

What is this 50 Shade of Grey business? In the last few weeks everywhere you look you see women reading this book, on the bus, in the café, in the loo [she hadn’t locked the door]. Well it’s the...

Watching Porn On Train Not The Same As Reading 50 Shades of Grey say Police 0
Hooch 3 years
Industrial action escalates as doctors withhold sick notes (edited repost) 1
Yikes 3 years

There has been an outcry from skiving workers all over Britain as doctors took the unprecedented step of refusing to supply medical certificates as part of their campaign to retain pension benefits....

Hosni Mubarak suffering from locked-up syndrome. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Jimmy Carr changes name to Ken Dodd. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Alexander III of Russia to appear in relaunch of ITV's 'Tsars in Their Eyes' 0
jimmydodger 3 years
Jimmy Carr spent tax savings in Ilfracombe. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Jim Carr to star in Bergerac remake 1
custard cream 3 years

One of the highlights in the BBC's new autumn schedule is the surprise return of Bergerac. Mark Taylor, Head of Commissioning, said, "It's great to have the off shore detective back on our screens,...

BBC's "Play School" fails OFSTED inspection 6
seymour totti 3 years

Plans to revive the 70's children’s TV show "Play School" have been scrapped after it failed an inspection carried out by the Office for Standards in Education, Children's Services and Skills...

Hodgson praises fan following Ukraine victory 1
tedweasel 3 years

England manager Roy Hodgson has credited part-time football enthusiast Michael Roe with single handedly winning Group D in EURO 2012., Window cleaner Roe, 65, masterminded England's success from his...

Iain Duncan-Smith "Poor people can rap their way out of poverty" 2
The Masked Frog 3 years

Ian Duncan-Smith has once again provoked controversy by arguing that all poor people can escape the poverty trap by rapping, and that he would be leading by example. "I'm the MP who's an MC!" He...

Concerns Deepen Over Worrying Disappearance Of Ben The Flowerpot Man 1
Duff 3 years

Children's TV favourite Ben the flowerpot man, one half of iconic duo Bill and Ben the flowerpot men, has stunned BBC top brass by going missing just days before the new series of the revamped once...

Jimmy Carr rues having agreed to guest present Have I Got News For You 0
Skylarking 3 years
Jimmy Carr puzzled as 40% of audience walk out. 0
Thor 3 years
Diplomatic tour in tatters as Aung San now 'hopelessly addicted' to Angry Birds 1
cinquecento 3 years
Ecuador embassy baffled at mystery dissappearance of diplomatic cables 3
bonjonelson 3 years
NHS puzzled by doctors written demands 0
apepper 3 years

The threatened doctors' strike looks set to continue as no-one can read their demands. "We've sent for a pharmacist to act as an interpreter, however my bet is that it'll turn out to be a virus...

Fifty Shades of Grey – The Musical 0
Chris Hitchcock 3 years

Theatre promoters in London’s west end have resorted to smacking bottoms in order to get bums on seats., The erotic ‘classic’ Fifty Shades of Grey is to be turned into a musical by Andrew...

Google +1 buttons to become Google +2 "just as soon as somebody else clicks one" 0
Boutros 3 years