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Japanese resist surrender to USA as world cup stereotype final ends in shootout 0
charlies_hat 3 years
BBC axes Mock The Week as there will be no other news, ever 0
Leeboy007 3 years
Cameron hides under duvet and sobs to Clegg 'I don't Wanna Do This Anymore' 0
Leeboy007 3 years
police to round up every ginger person in the UK for phone hacking questioning 0
Leeboy007 3 years
Sarah Brightman finally gets her heart back 0
Leeboy007 3 years

years after losing it to a starship trooper...

Tea Party suggest Lemonade stands to pay off National Debt 0
hansens-scar 3 years

Leading figures within the Tea Party movement have swung behind the idea of a nationwide drive of Lemonade stands to pay off America's $14.5 trillion debt arguing that it will break the deadlock on...

Day 28 in the House. Paul is evicted as Rebecca is called to the Inquiry Room 1
ronseal 3 years

Fans of the new reality game show, Big Browser, flocked to Wapping yesterday, to see a double eviction. First, Rebecca left under a blanket and was bundled into a police van. Then, in a dramatic...

Supercamerongoballisticmetpoliceareatrocious. More soon. 0
red 3 years

(I'm sure this could be much better)...

Sharp fall in value of Iamthestig derivatives on Newsbiscuit schtock exchange 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Isle of Wight proves fact's funnier than fiction 0
islandhack 3 years

In a bid to prove that it has a real 'seaside postcard' sense of humour the Isle of Wight council has closed most of the island's public loos and all of its tourist information centres. "The sight...

Man City in last-ditch attempt to recreate Amazonian rainforest 3
Gary Stanton 3 years

In a desperate bid to prevent homsesick striker Carlos Tevez moving to Brazilian club Corinthians, City bosses are to seek the approval of a small scale rainforest project in inner city Manchester....

The Month 2
Iamthestig 3 years
Darren Clarke says receiving "In the hole!" text from Tiger Woods was disturbing 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Entire Population of World Resign And Are Then Arrested, Over Hacking Scandal 3
mugwump 3 years

There is no more soon...

Retracted for legal reasons. 1
wallster 3 years
Month 1
Al OPecia 3 years
Ed Miliband to speak out against Union stooges who shaft their brother 0
ronseal 3 years

Following his successful posturing over hacking, Ed Miliband hopes to extend his brand with an attack on men who shaft members of their own family. Miliband will call on David Cameron to resign,...

Ed Milliband unsure what to do now Rebekah Brooks has resigned 9
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Sources close to Ed Milliband have revealed that the Labour leader 'has no idea what to do next' now that Rebekah Brooks has finally bowed to pressure to resign as chief executive of News...

Conspiracy Theorists rejoice as Rebekah Brooks' arrest means HoC cannot quiz her 0
JohnA 3 years

No more comments soon...

DVD sales rocket as schools prepare for last week of term 0
SpankyMonkey 3 years
Chipping Norton sounds like a rum place.... 10
ronseal 3 years

You've got: Jeremy Clarkson, Rebecca Wade, Matthew Freud, Elizabeth Murdoch Sounds like the cast of one of those Bergerac mysteries, where every one of the cast has a suspicious background...

Meditation officially declared a waste of time 1
Christopher Frost 3 years
New "Pam filter" feature added by email providers 3
gleedo 3 years

As a result of lobbying from people with friends and relatives called Pam, the big email providers have finally succumbed and added a feature called a "Pam filter". It is seen as a major coup for the...

Police arrest scapegoat, offer inside info for the usual fee. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Murdoch cancels N.I. advertising. 0
dvo4fun 3 years

Rupert Murdoch will not buy advertising space in N.I. titles for any future NoW apologies. "Not prepared to have name linked with newspapers associated with News International" tweeted the grizzly...

Health charities slam Domino's new 'pizza smoothie' 15
3 years

Public health charities are up in arms following Domino's launch of the 'pizza smoothie'. The drink, which consists of three slices of pizza blended with ice-cream and a banana, is being touted as a...

Rebekah Brooks caught in possession of a hacksaw. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 3 years
Who gave Robbie Williams food poisoning? Police interview 3 million music lovers 1
FraserWords 3 years

More toneless posturing soon...

Mick Hucknell arrested in phone-hacking scandal. 0
be reasonable 3 years

“It’s an easy mistake to make", says a Met. spokesman...

Angry mob of MPs at police station, bangs on the roof of Wade's prison van 0
ronseal 3 years

The angry mob of MPs and cabinet ministers past and present that surrounded Wapping police station showed no sign of disbursing this afternoon, with many baying for the blood of the alleged fraudster...