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|Mr Withenshaw, a retired Bosun, of Woodend Gardens Smethwick||0||
||Al OPecia||3 years|
rushed to hospital by helicopter due to slight chest pains and is immediately operated on. Not...
|Santa detained by Customs on smuggling charges||1||
so, no presents tomorrow, then, kids If I'd thought of this sooner, there's material on illegal immigration, under-age workers, positive discrimination (elves), animal rights, etc, etc. So, unless...
|Richard Dawkins "No plans for the holidays"||0||
|Devil 'struggling to meet gas bill'.||2||
|Harriet Harman backs Three Wise Men dissolution; women urged to apply||0||
|Shattering Christmas news - Clarkson revealed to be Philip's illegitimate son.||0||
||Al OPecia||3 years|
|Media obsession with celebrities weight ‘wearing thin’.||0||
||John Ffitch-Rucker||3 years|
|UK's most desirable place named as Pippa Middleton's arse.||1||
|Chocolate coins to become legal tender over festive period||0||
In a crowd pleasing gesture from the treasury, UK chocolate currency will become legal tender until the end of the holiday period. But in a move designed to irritate Brussels, chocolate Euros will...
|Bible rewritten to make it ‘easier to follow’||17||
Christianity has become the first major religion to update its literature to suit modern, busy lives. ‘Bible On: Just Try to be Nice’ is expected to top the best-seller list, and has been hailed...
|Scarborough Borough Council apologises for being repetitive.||0||
|Wikileaks set to Release Nice and Naughty Lists||4||
Wikileaks are set to cause more trouble tomorrow as they prepare to release who has been bad and who has been good on to the web. The whistle-blowing website will not reveal the source of the data...
|Prince Philip's Ooh Matron remarks starting to wear a bit thin||0||
|Sober man treated in A&E on Christmas Eve, claims NHS. More soon.||0||
|Airline fury as government force them to think of new way to rip-off people||4||
Airlines, theatres and local government have reacted with fury at the reduction of charges for using credit or debit cards. "Our whole business model is based on charging £6 for things that cost us...
|Terry apologises for calling Ferdinand 'black' still thinks he's a c**t though.||0||
|Man with mistletoe on belt buckle at office party "comic genius" say colleagues.||0||
|Divorcing Couple Play Football on Christmas Day - 2||34||
In a touching gesture of Christmas spirit, divorcing couple Joe and Paula Western decided to set aside their differences on Christmas day, starting with a rendition of “Silent Night” before...
|Innocent smoothie drunk by guilty roughian||0||
|Diana to blame for Philip heart scare claims Al-Fayed.||0||
More Daily Express conspiracies soon...
|"Prince Philip's heart operation a complete success", Palace announces sadly||0||
|Woman painted by Picasso now laughing on other side of her face||0||
||Smart Alex||3 years|
|Tributes pour in as Old MacDonald 'buys the farm'||0||
|Government claims economy improving as seagull puts deposit on new car||0||
||Smart Alex||3 years|
|Economy saved as Chancellor finds sixpence in Christmas Pudding||0||
||Major Clanger||3 years|
|A Puppy is not just for Christmas. Jamie Olver makes his last till New Years Day||1||
|Quality Street hit by xmas riots||1||
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ErYyaC6ivy0/Su4G1UlIZTI/AAAAAAAAJzs/pr_1Ln6gzNg/Quality%20Street%20tin%5B2%5D.jpg, The street synonymous with family values, community celebration and low cost dental caries...
|Innocent, law-ignoring scrap metal dealers targeted by ruthless sculptor gang||10||
Police have declared war on a ruthless gang of sculptors who are targeting scrap metal dealers in the South East, after a replaceable heap of metal junk was stolen overnight from a yard in Billericay...
|Incomplete Headlines Strike Agai||3||
|Foreign nurses in Cambridge unexpectedly given Christmas off||0||
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