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Dangerous Dongs Act "might have stopped Clifford" 0
bonjonelson 27.03.14 7:16pm
bonjonelson
Which Is Best: "What Comparison Site?" Or "Comparison Site Choice"?

Total doff of hat to Dumbnews...

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Titus 27.03.14 7:15pm
bonjonelson
ATOS assesses itself as unfit to work

ATOS, the organisation contracted by the government to assess benefit claiment's ability to work has assessed itself and found it to be unfit. 'We looked at all of the evidence and concluded that we...

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throngsman 27.03.14 7:12pm
Titus
Korean hairdressers warned to keep holiday discussions short 0
Underconstruction 27.03.14 6:45pm
Underconstruction
New review site launches to review review sites 0
Dumbnews 27.03.14 6:02pm
Dumbnews
Poodles fall foul of Dangerous Dog's Act

A rogue Standard Poodle has been seized by police from Luigi’s Famous Travelling Circus after a serious incident at a matinee performance in Shanklin on the Isle of Wight. In a statement to the...

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Dick Everyman 27.03.14 5:15pm
Dick Everyman
Martin and Paltrow to renew their conscious uncoupling vows in 2015

“Our uncoupling brought us so close together”, Gwyneth told us, “we’ve decided to do it again when the kids are a bit older.”...

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Adrian Bamforth 27.03.14 4:55pm
Adrian Bamforth
Beijing's overwhelmed fobidden city to limit visitors

BEIJING - Forbidden city, in the heart of Beijing will begin limiting how many tourist it admits, amid worries that its popularity is damaging the site, state media said on Wednesday, The site...

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footinmouth 27.03.14 4:42pm
footinmouth
In the interest of balance, LBC will broadcast tonight's argument in the pub

However it is thought that David Cameron and Ed Milliband won't attend. Topics are undecided, but Eastenders is expected to cause a spat between Tracy and Davina, and the size of Max Clifford' knob...

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throngsman 27.03.14 4:22pm
throngsman
Shark gives florida student 2-hour ride and stars in youtube video

ORLANDO. Fla - A Hammerhead shark dragged a college Student in his Kayak up the Atlantic coast for a two -hour ride. Using a camera strapped to his helmet, the student was able to capture the ride....

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footinmouth 27.03.14 4:10pm
footinmouth
Police issue new list 'of people not abused by Savile' because it's shorter 0
throngsman 27.03.14 4:03pm
throngsman
Walkers to launch emotion flavoured crisps

Having exhausted almost every food flavour combination Walkers have now moved on to more esoteric varieties., ‘It was easy in the early days’, explained head of R & D, Mitch Rutland,...

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beau-jolly 27.03.14 3:43pm
Vince Cables Gran
Airline safety experts reviewing colour of box

Airline officials are to meet in Basel next week to urgently review the colour of flight recorder boxes after it emerged that the black ones are really difficult to spot in vast oceans, particularly...

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Underconstruction 27.03.14 3:42pm
beau-jolly
"Satire" declared winner of Clegg-Farage debate. More soon.... 6
Andy Gilder 27.03.14 3:26pm
custard cream
Media surprise at actor from TV show appearing on stage in play by Shakespeare 0
Ian Searle 27.03.14 3:26pm
Ian Searle
Seventies star admits unconscious coupling 0
custard cream 27.03.14 3:23pm
custard cream
Twitter extends character count to 141 per tweet. Newsbiscuit accepts challenge 0
throngsman 27.03.14 3:19pm
throngsman
ZZ Top "thrilled" with "Easiest Band To Find In Phonebook" award 8
sydalg 27.03.14 3:12pm
throngsman
Clegg calls for Farage knob size to be made public

Nigel Farage should 'come clean' about the size of his knob, according to Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg. Following hot on the heels of their televised debate on whether Cameron and Obama could...

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monkeyrepublic 27.03.14 2:19pm
Underconstruction
RSPB survey contributor apologises for form mix-up re 'Vaginal Thrush' 0
Underconstruction 27.03.14 2:02pm
Underconstruction
Black Box accused of cashing in with 'Ride on Time and Tide' single 0
Underconstruction 27.03.14 1:52pm
Underconstruction
Boy who made black-box shaped sandcastle urged to remember where he left bucket 0
Underconstruction 27.03.14 1:47pm
Underconstruction
Obese 1 kernobi "Attack of the Munchies' aimed at new Star Wars generation 0
Underconstruction 27.03.14 1:44pm
Underconstruction
Chief Medical Officer's Concern As UK Population Reaches 4.8 million Tons 0
Titus 27.03.14 1:19pm
Titus
Father announces sons to join management team of family business

They write the news each day, oh boys...

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DorsetBoy 27.03.14 12:23pm
DorsetBoy
Diana Dors 'Clifford' faeces sells for World Record £5.3m

A two inch (4.3cm) nugget of Diana Dors faeces changed hands for £5.3m at Sothebys last night, breaking the world record for incomplete fragments of long-forgotten British superstar excreta. The...

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Lenny Bee 27.03.14 11:27am
Tripod
Putin keen to annex Chernobyl due its vast untapped resources of Ukranian-235 0
Smart Alex 27.03.14 10:53am
Smart Alex
Move along - nothing to see here 4
Smart Alex 27.03.14 10:33am
pere floza
Publishers criticized for the ‘Where’s Wally edition of Malaysian flight MH370'

(more later)...

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Wrenfoe 27.03.14 10:09am
Wrenfoe
G8 agree on formal name change to Summit Club 7 0
Adrian Bamforth 27.03.14 9:13am
Adrian Bamforth