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Ulster Orangemen Shout "We Will Not Be Sterotyped - Never, Never, Never, Never! 3
Titus 29.06.13 10:42pm
Al OPecia
Tour de France bans cycling to make event a true test of drugs

The world’s most famous testing ground of performance enhancing drugs, the Tour de France, has announced that this year’s event will be totally cycling-free to finally level the playing field for...

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Yikes 29.06.13 10:38pm
Titus
Tories to open negotiations with UKIP in Qatar. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 29.06.13 10:37pm
Al OPecia
New Government Initiative Cracks Down on Poundland Threat

Taking its cue from the US, the UK government has issued a public safety guide on how to deal with the recent surfeit of Poundland stores popping up all over the nation. The guide (reprinted here)...

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Kirby Muxloe 29.06.13 10:34pm
Titus
North Korea Announces Glastonbury Sponsorship

In an effort to improve its international profile North Korea has made the surprise announcement that it will be sponsoring next year’s Glastonbury Festival. A North Korean official speaking from...

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Scarlett productions 29.06.13 10:27pm
Titus
Glastonbury goers ‘furious’ as Chris De Burgh announced as emergency headliner

The 118,000 wellie-clad rock fans who descended on the famous fields of Glastonbury today were left ‘furious and crestfallen’ following the shock last minute cancellation of many of this year's...

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Jesus H 29.06.13 10:21pm
Titus
Procrastinators' Protest March Postponed.

[i]What do we want?[/i] More time! [i]When do we want it?[/i] Later on. Oh, hang on, that doesn't really work, does it? [but hat-top anyway to bonjonelson for the inspiration.]...

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Titus 29.06.13 10:00pm
Titus
Procrastinators' stereotypes are 1
bonjonelson 29.06.13 9:57pm
Titus
Force India forced to rethink Karen Carpenter's F1 debut. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 29.06.13 9:12pm
dominic_mcg
NRA defends US national stereotype 0
Arthur 29.06.13 8:01pm
Arthur
Wombles booked for Glastonbury on Monday. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 29.06.13 7:43pm
dominic_mcg
Your Face Sounds Familiar airs, viewers ask, 'What new kind of hell is this?' 0
Hooch 29.06.13 6:45pm
Hooch
Wimbledon confirms Henman Hill to be renamed Laura's Lady Lump. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 29.06.13 3:50pm
beau-jolly
Blonde Swedish nymphomaniacs have their stereotype licked. 0
FOAD 29.06.13 3:36pm
FOAD
The Monkees rename themselves to The Temperate Monkees for Glastonbury. 0
bonjonelson 29.06.13 10:09am
bonjonelson
They fuck you up, your mum and dad, plus added test tube DNA

variations on a theme by Philip Larkin...

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A.A.Arkwright 29.06.13 6:51am
A.A.Arkwright
Right Wing oldies radio station Swiss Nazi Gold takes to the air in Zurich

more later...

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Scronnyglonkle 28.06.13 10:46pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
UK's number 1 Trampolinist retires ..."couldnt cope with all the ups and downs" 1
brownpaperreporter 28.06.13 10:44pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Bree-eathe, Nelson Mandela ... 7
brownpaperreporter 28.06.13 10:31pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Boyle considers Olympic opening ceremony his magnum o' pus

..must admit that's made me feel slightly nauseous...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 28.06.13 9:07pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Dandelion to go it alone after acrimonious split with Rupert Burdoch 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 28.06.13 8:59pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
BNP to split with Paribas

We don't need the bloody frogs and all their money, claims Griffin...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 28.06.13 8:14pm
pere floza
I used a set-square in my maths exam today

..not sure if I get this Neato thing....

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blacklesbianandproudofit 28.06.13 5:49pm
Arthur
Tevez to do Community Service by being somewhere else 0
Sinnick 28.06.13 5:33pm
Sinnick
Typo explosion "caused by errorists". More soon. 3
Al OPecia 28.06.13 4:15pm
Wrenfoe
Ian Brady "definitely Scottish" says the Mail. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 28.06.13 3:13pm
Al OPecia
Scousers winge about stereo typing

calm down, calm down...

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Scronnyglonkle 28.06.13 2:45pm
Oxbridge
Government set to permit "mangers-a-trois". More parents soon. 0
Al OPecia 28.06.13 2:32pm
Al OPecia
Babies with 3 heads ‘just around the corner’

Following a new scientific breakthrough, the UK government has given the go-ahead for babies to be born with 3 heads. Scientists believe the babies will have more brain power and eat less food than...

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farmer giles 28.06.13 2:05pm
Wrenfoe
Islamists determined to explode stereotype

More soon, insh'allahanything to please Mr (allegedly Ms) Troll...

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Oxbridge 28.06.13 2:03pm
Wrenfoe