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'Thumb' model to sue facebook for millions in unpaid royalties 0
Chris Hitchcock 3 years

Eric Silvers; the man who’s thumb was the inspiration for the iconic ‘like’ button is embroiled in a legal face-off with facebook., Silvers, who freely admits to being no one's idea of an oil...

German fans rehearse "Pay up, not play up" chant for Greece game 0
FlashArry 3 years
Fury after CBBC refuses to screen series of ScientologyGerbil 8
Skylarking 3 years

The BBC is embroiled in a major legal action after declining to run the children’s animation show ScientologyGerbil. Commissioners rejected the US-made programme on the basis that it was...

New Microsoft tablet for iPad users who miss system crashes and forced upgrades. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

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Embarrassed Wallgreen buys Boots the chemist, only went in for some condoms. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Cabbie who took Suu Kyi to London Zoo thought she was a panda. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
After much to-ing and fro-ing Pendulum announce split 0
Haywood Manley 3 years
School girl's relief as HPV jab given in arm 1
medici2471 3 years
British Museum to Exhibit Kelly Brook’s Boobs 0
daneade 3 years

British Museum officials announced today they had secured a commitment from Kelly Brook to display her boobs alongside the Elgin Marbles and The Rosetta Stone. Hundred’s of thousands are expected...

Agoraphobic Burmese woman "making amazing recovery" 0
grumblechops 3 years
Baddiel & Skinner rewrite chorus to 3 lions "We're going home" - just in case 0
simonjmr 3 years
Farah trousers to blame for 80% of 1970's forest fires new research claims 0
simonjmr 3 years

New research published today clearly identifies the practice of wearing too tight Farah trousers in the 1970's a the main cause of forest fires. On a typical Sunday afternoon, the Farah wearing male...

Coe Slams Olympic Torch Relay Detractors 0
Duff 3 years

In a sensational rant earlier today Lord Sebastian Coe has hit back at those suggesting the Olympic Torch Relay is quite possibly the biggest and dullest non-event ever to have taken place on British...

Sir Cliff Was 'Wired For Sound' During Cold War 3
Duff 3 years

Recently declassified MI5 papers have sensationally revealed that Peter Pan of pop, Sir Cliff Richard, was secretly recruited by British intelligence services in the 60s as a frontline agent in the...

Police dawn raids smash incandescent lightbulb ring. 2
Al OPecia 3 years

Police have carried out 256 early morning raids across the breadth and width of the United Kingdom, aimed at apprehending a huge gang of incandescophiles. The arrests, all of men in their late...

Assassins complain about new EU rule that all hit-lists must be opt-in 5
bonjonelson 3 years

Hit-men, assassins and serial killers are united in condemnation of new European Union rules that went into effect at midnight making it illegal to add anyone from the EU to any kind of "hit-list"...

Rogue electrician unearthed 1
cinquecento 3 years
Tobacco Giant Denies Pick and Mix is Aimed at Kids 0
Radley 3 years

A row has broken out at the Bluewater Shopping Centre (Kent) over pick and mix cigarettes being on clear view of children. The new feature, supplied by British American Tobacco, (BAT) is believed to...

The Voice's Bo Bruce releases first single - "I kissed an Earl and I liked it" 2
bonjonelson 3 years
Athens KFC opening sparks fear of return of the colonels 1
medici2471 3 years
Olympic athletes warned not to sell their free food 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Microsoft celebrates launch of new tablet PC's with iPad giveaway 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall to campaign against discarding of celebrity chefs 1
Mandy Lifeboat 3 years

Fresh from his success in persuading the EU to outlaw the discarding of dead fish, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall has pledged to bring about the end of the discarding of once popular celebrity chefs....

300 Spartans to Join Greek Coalition 1
custard cream 3 years

New Democracy leader Antonias Samaras has revealed plans to invite 300 Spartans to join his coalition government. "Frankly, we are getting nowhere because of German bullying, so now it's time for...

Channel 4 Unveils Bold New Programmes for Autumn 7
Iggy Pop-Barker 3 years

Channel 4 has announced details of a groundbreaking new detective series for its Autumn season. Building upon the upsurge in popularity for Scandinavian police shows, “A Fight to the Finnish”...

Best Fans In The World Criticize Team, Praise Selves 1
Hooch 3 years

The undisputed greatest supporters in football have slagged of their team while congratulating themselves for never slagging of their team., Football fan Tom Hutton said, ‘We never got down on our...

Nalbandian (adjective) becomes first Argentinian based word in English language 0
ronseal 3 years

The latin, french and Germanic domination of the English language is facing a challenge from an unexpected source, as a plucky Argentine has contributed a new word that could keep lexicographers...

Irish team return from Euro 2012 without a single punt 0
antharrison 3 years
Alan Turing "Unable to complete Sun crossword" 0
antharrison 3 years

Despite being recognised as one of the greatest intellectuals since the emergence of mankind, Alan Turing, the man who broke the German enigma cypher and is regarded as the father of the computer was...

Office of Fair Trading to police candy floss standards 0
nickb 3 years