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Pope disappointed to find that "Fists of Fury" is a martial arts film 0
brownpaperreporter 2 years
World Internet Boggle championships ruined by pop-up blocker 0
brownpaperreporter 2 years
Cameron - If Moat wants sympathy, its in the dictionary between shit & syphilis 0
brownpaperreporter 2 years

"this bloody mike better not be on again"...
Italy 1990, England 1996, Rothbury 2010... 1
DiscoPope74 2 years

why is it that every shoot out Gazza is involved in ends in tears?...
Kosovan children named after Tony Blair reveal their middle names 1
JayGee 2 years

Following Tony Blair’s recent visit to Kosovo, where he met nine children named after him, the middle names of the children have come to light. These paint a rather different picture. All nine...
David Cameron and Harriet Harman clash over bottle of wine in Commons bar. 0
dogwheels 2 years
New iPhone app provides comebacks to jokes about owner's Apple obsession 0
Dumbnews 2 years
Arsonist loses tools of trade in fire. more soon 0
Mrblacker 2 years
Rothbury Police Force to assist in search for rogue Afghan Soldier 3
Clark from Kent 2 years

Nato have today confirmed that the expertise of the local constabulary in Rothbury, Northumberland will be used in the major man hunt for the rogue Afgan Soldier who earlier this week killed three...
"Cellphones 100% safe but for God's sake don't let kids use them" says Minister 0
rickwestwell 2 years
NewsArse.com frantically redesigning website 2
rickwestwell 2 years
Queen’s waving arm to be used to generate power during Royal engagements. 5
Stan Laurel 2 years

Following successful trails at the Sandringham Flower Show earlier this month, it has been announced that the Queen is to have her waving arm connected to a generator to produce green energy whilst...
England bans wearing of any clothes by French nationals 1
Dumbnews 2 years
Dr Foster wins six figure compensation claim from Gloucester Council. 4
Ian Searle 2 years

Over unfilled pot hole...
Lembit Opik set to leave stand-up to sit down in The Commons. 0
SingingHinny 2 years

After 20 years in the business, Lembit Opik is to leave the world of stand-up comedy to pursue a career in politics, it has been revealed today. Whilst he has never expressed interest in politics...
Apple set to launch Latin iphone app : the iClaudius 0
Watchdog 2 years
Northumbria police join Afghan manhunt 1
MrChigleysAunt 2 years

More in a week or so...
Mensa Egg-heads to tackle African Poverty 11
Golgo13 2 years

Mensa, the society for people who are good at IQ tests, have announced that they have been shining the beam of their collective intellect on some of the world’s most intractable problems, starting...
Man overcome by temptation; eats silica gel sachet 0
Mr Target 2 years

I want the one I can't have...
Manny is the root of all evil is strongly denied by Jewish market trader 0
arrghgarry 2 years

"I think you have got me confused with Mandy"...
Gorillas play Call of Duty 2 just like humans 0
ED209 2 years
Bad teacher tells pupil to fuck of 16
ramblesnake 2 years
Activision consults with BP executives to release "CEO Hero" 0
Dumbnews 2 years
French police will not enforce face veil ban if body outfit is form fitting 0
Dumbnews 2 years
Fred Flintstone denies having 'a gay old time'. 3
Ian Searle 2 years
Armed Police Hunt Escaped Pope 4
afternoonslow 2 years

Following an Incident at the The Roslin Institute, police were called in to help with the search for an Escaped Artifical Pope. Proffessor Trish McDish of the Institute said “I was taking a bucket...
Robot workers cut short strike over job losses 0
QorbeQ 2 years

Production-line workers at a Japanese factory which designs and builds robotic production-line workers have abruptly ended their strike action over threatened job losses. Yoshita Hayaimuka, owner of...
Millions of human sport enthusiasts outclassed by cephalopod 0
Hunter F. Thompson 2 years
Mandelson denies cynical publicity seeking, during underwater press conference 0
JayGee 2 years
Clegg to lead post-recess PMQs with 'what I did on my holidays' 0
QorbeQ 2 years

As part of the Lib-Con power-sharing agreement, it has been revealed that Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg will be responsible for the first two Prime Minister's questions after the summer recess. In...