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Gaddafi To Return Home Early From Holiday 5
Deimos 3 years

A spokesperson for the Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi says he is to cut short his holiday and return home to address the problems facing his country. Currently travelling with Tony and Cherrie Blair...

Gaddafi appoints Comical Ali as Press Spokesman. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Al Qaeda claim responsibility for U.S. earthquake 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

More nonsense later...

Still "too early" to start making jokes about the murder of Julius Caesar 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
The end probably is nigh, admit scientists working on laser uranium enrichment. 0
Corrigan 3 years

General Electric and Hitachi have confirmed they will set out plans to use laser uranium enrichment technology to quickly and efficiently produce enriched Uranium 235 fuel. The only drawback is that...

Angry public set to sue Richard Branson over ‘distressing mental images’ 4
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Over a thousand people are launching legal proceedings against billionaire Richard Branson after he was quoted in a news story describing himself running naked. The lawsuits are aimed at claiming...

Many trampled in rush to sign Hillsborough petition 1
roybland 3 years
Gunman firing in the air finally figures out baffling fatalities 4
Des Custard 3 years

Rebel gunman Ahmed, 23, of Tripoli, claims to have made a significant breakthrough in identifying the cause of a series of mysterious deaths caused by people being hit in the top of the head by...

Man killed by pepper spray was assaulted. 2
writinginbsl 3 years

Tasteless..?...

Arab League In Pre-season Turmoil 2
Mike Turbine-Hamilton 3 years

Muammar Gaddaffi is the latest Arab League manager to come under intense pressure ahead of next month's Arab League kick-off. Following the demise of long-term managers Zine El Abidine Ben Ali of...

Cameron To Be The Anchor On Revamped 'Wish You Were Here' 3
Duff 3 years

The media rumour mill is working at full tilt this afternoon with widespread reports that David Cameron is being hotly tipped to become the new face of a revamped version of ITV's once massively...

Celebrating Libyans shooting into air - "tuck in" into R.A.F. pilot salad 0
thackaray 3 years
Late boost for Gaddafi as William Hague says he is 'losing his grip on power’ 0
Stan Laurel 3 years
Absence of illegal substances in singer's system shocks Winehouse fans 0
roybland 3 years

The absence of illegal substances in Amy Winehouse's system at the time of her death has shocked her fans.,  , 'There must be some mistake,' said Winehouse fan Pauine Roberts (16) from outside the...

Seychelles Tourist Board's Free Shark Pedicure dropped from future adverts 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

should have been shark-free pedicure...

God misses Richard Branson in assassination attempt. 5
Ian Searle 3 years
Asked why Fabregas hasn’t been replaced Wenger claims he didn’t see him leave 2
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
Michael Sheen to star as Andy Serkis in Michael Sheen biopic. (V2) 2
wallster 3 years

The BBC has announced today that supreme character actor Michael Sheen is to play Andy Serkis in a new film about the life and career of Michael Sheen. Serkis was unavailable to play himself in the...

Gaddafi: Tripoli retreat a trap, Death Star "fully armed, operational" 0
Shaddick_Spofforth 3 years
"We knocked at Gaddafi's house, but got no reply" report Jehova's Witnesses 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Chalmers and Cameron tipped for Tango and Cash remake 0
spoole2112 3 years

The names of bright orange faced TV travel queen Judith Chalmers and slightly more wealthy than most politician Dave Cameron have been linked with the forthcoming remake of Andrey Konchalovskiy's...

Gadaffi to be given a sinister laugh in the Hollywood remake 0
Dumbnews 3 years
NATO chemists probe makeup of Gadaffi-compound. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
"Just the one of me" - to be issued by Will Smith on divorce announcement 0
simonjmr 3 years

Smith denies that "getting jiggy with it" was the cause of separation although it's rumoured that Shark Tale and Hancock were contributing factors. Though Jada Pinkett-Smith is happy with the...

Simpson Speaks from Secret Bunker 3
Drylaw 3 years

"They say I'm finished. I'm not finished," spat a defiant John Simpson from the underground fastness of his secret HQ today as the forces of the Young Correspondents Coalition inched ever closer...

Kate Winslet to play Kate Winslet in the movie "Saving Mother Branson" 5
Ian Searle 3 years

An "Expoiltation Films" production in association with "Cashing-In Prodcutions" and Virgin Media...

Chalmers is just Clegg in a wig, make up and a dress claims gutted McPartlin. 0
spoole2112 3 years
Olympic Fever replaces Wembley Complex as cockney sports lovers' sickie excuse 0
spoole2112 3 years

More to follow...

Arkansas woman sues surgeon after husbands penis is reattached 0
spoole2112 3 years

An Arkansas woman has become the first person to sue a surgeon following an entirely successful surgical procedure. The operation resulted in her husband's manhood being reattached in full working...

Radio 4 pospone airing of Richard Branson's Desert Island Risks 0
spoole2112 3 years