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Cheryl Cole to take a break from whatever it is she does 0
grottymonty 3 years

Cheryl Cole has sensationally announced that she is to quit showbiz as she needs to take a time out to recover from her recent heavy schedule. The former member of Girls Aloud who hasn’t been seen...

Americans now saying "I'm going to the reservoir" 0
greg various 3 years

as a euphemism for going to the bathroom...

new board of FIFA announced - Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Titch. 0
Leeboy007 3 years
Secret Irn Bru recipe discovered after man urinates in Loch 0
3 years
US Air Force to introduce new concept, the "Manned Drone" 1
Tom55 3 years

Today USAF General Swarovski announced a new plan to “put a man in every drone.”, “With unemployment increasing we can no longer afford to replace men with machines, and our quotas for...

Hawkeye subject to Panorama bribe probe 0
button 3 years
Researchers urge caution when treating the elderly as they might die. 1
Ostsee 3 years
"Circus animals will walkout over Government cuts" says Millibandi the Clown 2
Dick Everyman 3 years

Circus animals in the UK have hit back at proposals by the government to ban them from live performances under animal welfare concerns. The Circus Animals Union (CAU) is balloting members who have...

BBC in new care row over 'Top Gear' home for elderly and bewildered 6
FraserWords 3 years

The BBC faced new controversy over care homes last night amid allegations of mistreatment at its own facility for the elderly, Top Gear., Corporation bosses denied criticism that carers had...

Murray doing 'better than expected' at Wimbledon 0
Leeboy007 3 years

but experts still predict early exit...

Charities launch not-for-profiterole 1
John Wiltshire 3 years

Several large charities, amongst them Help The Aged To Die and The Alzheimer's - oh, what is it? Club? Company? today launched a range of bakery items, including the not-for-profiterole and the...

Ryan Giggs opens new Twitter account: @it 0
FraserWords 3 years

More shagging soon?...

Retro fans embrace new 'Boutique' Vauxhall Chevette 5
3 years

Vauxhall has entered the highly fashionable retro-styled 'boutique' market. Taking on such rivals as the Fiat 500, MINI and Beetle, there are high hopes for the new 1973 Vauxhall Chevette 1.3 L. "In...

Top Gear blog carries very long satirical news thread. 1
Poecheng 3 years
Obama hounded into announcing Afghan plan. 5
Basil_B 3 years
Italian dictionary to add new words, Frappuccino and Panini 0
Dumbnews 3 years
God issues critical patch to fix faulty navigation systems in males 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Tobacco giants launch hands-free cigarrettes for multi-tasking drivers 0
Dumbnews 3 years
McDonalds engineers burger that can be consumed with one hand while driving 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Engineer unravels mystery of when to use "Recycled air" option in car 0
Dumbnews 3 years
GB Olympics footall team's anthem - "My father deflowered the Derry Queen" 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

adopted by BOA.. lyrics later I hope...

Chelsea fans disappointed 2
arthurminnit 3 years

to find that they now have Villas Boss...

Gaddafi asked to hand back all unexploded ordnance 0
greg various 3 years

as we need to claim the refund...

One Show reporter diagnosed with gesticular cancer 1
Christopher Frost 3 years

The flamboyant One Show reporter Gyles Brandreth, has been diagnosed with gesticular cancer. The 63-year-old former Conservative MP broke the news during last night’s episode – moving presenter...

Four Horsemen to field united team at 2012 Apocalympics 4
LittleSpender 3 years

War, Famine and Death have reacted angrily to claims that they could take part in a united Armageddon team at next year's Apocalympics. The Judgement Day Apocalympic Association claims an "historic...

Post Office Counters hit by DDoS attacks 1
roybland 3 years

The UK’s post offices are being brought to a standstill by Distributed Denial of Service (DDoS) attacks. 'Sometimes the attacks are so well-organised that Mildred has to close her counter until...

Spiritualism re-launches with QWERTY Ouija board 0
Smaug 3 years
Suu Kyi reveals how DJ Dave Lee Travis was worse than junta 7
roybland 3 years

Burmese pro-democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi has said she spent her fifteen years under house arrest listening to Dave Lee Travis' BBC World Service music show in the hope her request would be...

Photographer Shoots Irish Protester 0
Dick Everyman 3 years
John Galliano launches new range of insults 15
Rizzo 3 years

British fashion designer and style icon John Galliano today launched a new collection of insults and offensive comments that he's hoping will match his last efforts which are still the talk of the...