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HM Queen blogs whilst on throne, but refuses to answer incoming calls

Her majesty Queeen Elizabeth II has revealed that she often uses her mobile phone whilst 'Expelling a foreigner' to view internet sites such as Twitter, Facebook and John Lewis, but would never...

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antharrison 11.11.12 7:39am
Squudge
David Axelrod just wants rid of that damn tashe.

David Axelrod, Senior Advisor to President Obama during his successful reelection bid, had admitted today that the offer to shave off his moustache if Romney won Pennsylvania, Michigan or Minnesota,...

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Sammy 11.11.12 7:36am
Squudge
Pete Doherty rules-out adopting a SuBo or JLo style nickname

More soon, also Alan Coren works nicely...

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antharrison 11.11.12 3:25am
Yikes
BBC’s Newsnight to stick with cat stories until further notice

The BBC has announced that for the rest of the year at least, flagship current affairs program Newsnight will solely run stories on politicians’ cats. The feline marathon will kick off with an...

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Yikes 11.11.12 3:14am
Yikes
Britain to face US-style punishment storms for its own decadence warn clerics

After punishing America for its moral decline, the consortium of Gods behind Hurricane Sandy is to turn its anger on Britain, a spokesman for combined fundamentalists has promised. Hurricane Sandy,...

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ronseal 10.11.12 11:31pm
dvo4fun
Newsnight exclusive: Lord McAlpine resigns as director general of BBC

The BBC's Newsnight programme today put its recent troubles behind it to become the first news broadcaster to break the story that a former Tory cabinet member of the Thatcher era had sensationally...

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Long Distance Clara 10.11.12 10:30pm
Long Distance Clara
Lord Reith to be digitised for new spell as BBC Director General

;adlfjerofda;...

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custard cream 10.11.12 10:20pm
custard cream
George Entwistle signs up for 'I'm the Diretor General - Get Me Out of Here!'

Special 54 day stint...

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custard cream 10.11.12 10:18pm
custard cream
‘Trial by Twitter’ acquittal after unconvincing 140 character closing address

The ‘trial by Twitter’ of ex Tory Treasurer Lord McAlpine on sex abuse charges ended in farce after the prosecution made the elementary blunder of starting its closing address with ‘Ladies and...

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Yikes 10.11.12 10:16pm
Yikes
PPI Claim Advisors a bigger rip-off than PPI 2
Paddy Berzinski 10.11.12 10:01pm
Paddy Berzinski
Peer denies Bishops finger was involved in any impropriety 1
simonjmr 10.11.12 9:22pm
Squudge
BBC NEWS to be renamed British Pathe News in a bid to restore its reputation 0
PeterB 10.11.12 9:04pm
PeterB
Segregation in US finally at an end - wheat and chaff allowed to mix 0
brownpaperreporter 10.11.12 8:39pm
brownpaperreporter
'Margaret Hodge' deemed too tasteless for a pint of piss

After the depressing announcement by CAMRA that all the best silly names for real ale have been claimed, an open competition has been launched on behalf of the Wet Withers Brewery. The WWB are...

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Squudge 10.11.12 8:26pm
Dick Everyman
Newsnight man choked on own champagne after premature paedo smear celebration 1
ronseal 10.11.12 7:12pm
Squudge
Isle of Wight ecstatic at Watneys party seven launch. 0
godly1966 10.11.12 6:33pm
godly1966
The Camra ‘slimmer of the year’ collects his trophy.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSb8VPkFfUb_mEDmiG1Vw9R_6OCaspPeJx-PdHvPGhSjijAwQGGhQ, neat-o...

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sigmund 10.11.12 5:37pm
Squudge
Festive spirit 'already rampant' in UK

Early signs of the deadly festive spirit have been reported across large swathes of the UK. 'It has already been spotted in most areas of the country,' said anthropologist Ruth Samoa,'and is...

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roybland 10.11.12 4:13pm
roybland
Steppenwolf release CAMRA commissioned single "Born to Drink Mild" 1
button 10.11.12 4:01pm
Squudge
Feel like your ducks will never be in a row? Our business jargon guide can help

Does blue sky thinking leave you staring into space? Do you accept disorderly and disorganised ducks? Were you unaware that you had ever been thinking inside a box? Succeeding in business is not...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 10.11.12 2:00pm
beau-jolly
foot lover denies pedophilia 1
arthurminnit 10.11.12 1:46pm
Squudge
Schofield Replaces Paxman As Newsnight Moves To Channel 5 0
Mike Turbine-Hamilton 10.11.12 1:34pm
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
paedophile with no convictions admits he doesnt really like children 0
arthurminnit 10.11.12 1:28pm
arthurminnit
Animal Liberation Extremists splinter group meet over a pint to discuss new name 0
Ironduke 10.11.12 1:05pm
Ironduke
'Gay Witch Hunt' confirmed as sequel to 'Lesbian Vampire Killers' 2
Nowherefast 10.11.12 12:25pm
Oxbridge
Isle of Wight in shock as rumbelows announces it is closing. 0
godly1966 10.11.12 11:42am
godly1966
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vertical 10.11.12 11:24am
vertical
Baroness Thatcher 'suffering anxiety' over Witch Hunt possibility 5
dvo4fun 10.11.12 10:44am
Squudge
Tory minister taken aback on hearing of Cameron's "Gay Witch Hunt" comment...

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/69.jpg...

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pinxit 10.11.12 10:41am
Squudge
Archbishop just a playful tease, insists Lambeth Palace. 0
sigmund 10.11.12 9:03am
sigmund