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| Stand up comedian admits he is hopeless at self deprcating humoyur | 0 |  |
arrghgarry | 2 years |
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and spelling... |
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| Lacklustre sports day 'badly hampers future Olympic success' says 2012 chairman | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
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Lord Coe, chairman of the London 2012 organising committee, has formally denounced the current state of sports education in the UK following a fact-finding visit in Herefordshire. Attending the... |
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| Turks and Kurds in quandry over what to call themselves following unification | 0 | |
edward hack | 2 years |
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Brickbats soon... |
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| Dwarf mothers looking for work, to get minimum wage... | 0 | |
Iamthestig | 2 years |
| Americans award Blair peace prize to prove they do 'get' irony. | 2 | |
Chip Paper | 2 years |
| Prisoners to be offered 'shitty job that just covers mortgage' sentence option | 6 | |
StoopyDeGunt | 2 years |
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Offenders are to be offered an alternative to incarceration. Instead they can be sentenced to a shitty unrewarding job, with a bullying boss who takes out his self loathing on underlings, for a... |
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| Sleeping beauty 'skitty, but tired' after caffeinated drinks binge | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 2 years |
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Handsome prince 'not impressed'... |
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| US to honour Tony Blair with prestigious appease prize | 1 | |
StoopyDeGunt | 2 years |
| Rise in fox attacks 'no great suprise' say chickens | 1 | |
jp1885 | 2 years |
| I hate England says John Bull | 0 | |
Dun Dunkin | 2 years |
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'I think i would rather be French', he said... |
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| Chabliban Still Hungover from Previous Uprising | 0 | |
afternoonslow | 2 years |
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http://amysrobot.com/files/the_hangover.JPG Speaking from his secret hideout somewhere on the Côte de Lecher, Mullah Tallulla, the Premier Cru amongst Chaliban warriors, today declined to attack... |
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| BP accused of leaking news of its former chief’s government post | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Christian Ronaldo’s name added to bone marrow register | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Blair to share US peace medal with Osama Bin Laden | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Tate and Lyle denies offering sweeteners to sell its sugar business | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 2 years |
| Spy missing after he fails to report back to police station. | 0 | |
Ostsee | 2 years |
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Laugh. I thought my pants would never dry... |
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| BBC celebrity chefs forced to reveal celery | 0 | |
dicky37 | 2 years |
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[More soon]... |
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| Man appeals to Court of Human Rights to repeal Law of Gravity | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 2 years |
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after being told to keep his feet on the ground... |
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| Evicted dragon to sue entrepreneur "squatters" | 0 | |
dicky37 | 2 years |
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A mythical beast that returned home to find its den invaded by TV cameras, self-made millionaires and crackpot inventors is to begin legal proceedings against Peter Jones, Theo Paphitis, Duncan... |
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| Strike Me, Sweet Sadist, How Kind Thou Art | 0 | |
afternoonslow | 2 years |
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Does one have to be a sadist to wish to govern? To those schooled at Eaton & Westminster, such a naive question would mark one out instantly as an Oik.but today the boring old Death By a... |
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| Cartographical crisis after Gulf of Mexico renamed 'Dead, Black Sea' | 4 | |
MightyBlair | 2 years |
| Quango Promoting Sex Ed’ for 5-Year Olds | 0 | |
rusty | 2 years |
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In what has got to be their most morally-questionable and asinine scheme to date, the Government’s controversial health watchdog NICE - the National Institute for Clinical Eccentricity – whose... |
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| Man to be awarded medal for suntan. | 0 | |
Dun Dunkin | 2 years |
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International speaker Anthony Blagger has been awarded an American medal for having a suntan and an atlantic accent.Mr Blagger, who says he talks to God, fits in some part time peace making in his... |
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| 45 year old married man with children denies he is a mother fucker . | 0 | |
arrghgarry | 2 years |
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more to come ... |
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| Pope Lashes Paedo’ Police Raids | 0 | |
rusty | 2 years |
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In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Hypocrisy’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches... |
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| Double Amputee Afghan Vet. has half his face blown away plus Phantom feelings | 0 | |
arrghgarry | 2 years |
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in his legs makes a song and dance about it .Andrew Lloyd Webber sues... |
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| The Three Lions - England Expects | 3 | |
rusty | 2 years |
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Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt... |
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| Banks Hoping For Mass Amnesia In Bid To Get Money Back | 1 | |
Svendo | 2 years |
| Salary to be set at £50 per week for all 'ordinary', public sector workers | 0 | |
PluckyMunky | 2 years |
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The multimillionaires, George Osborne and Prince Charles agree that 'most people will appreciate the need for this sort of prudence. Unfortunately, many of the ordinary folk won't understand the word... |
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| Ottery St Mary -Devon "not very ottery at all" | 19 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 2 years |
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