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New Italian premiere Mario Monti vows to make Neutrinos run on time 3
jemb 3 years

[my first attempt at satire] After announcing his new cabinet, which includes no elected politicians, Mario Monti got to work in reassuring the public and markets of their focus in restoring...

CERN gets 3 points and a £60 fine. soon More. 5
Al OPecia 3 years
World's lightest material found in old 'Men Behaving Badly' script 7
Smart Alex 3 years
Weather presenters could be struck off for misleading forecasts 0
vertical 3 years

"Climate modelling? You'd learn more from watching a bunch of cows." MetWatch's Sonja Redmond is no fan of forecasters but agrees predicting rain with cows in say, Tooting, could be problematic. Met...

OPERA tells CERN "I didn't see that one coming" 0
Sinnick 3 years
Building blow-down test in Motherwell successful; rest of Scotland to follow 0
kga6 3 years
Sweet and sour pet rock leaves bitter aftertaste 8
Flexicon 3 years

A visit to their local Chinese restaurant has left one British couple reeling in shock. In an incident that may serve as a cautionary tale for all pet lovers, the Brownleys believe they unwittingly...

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dvo4fun 3 years
Northern Rock sold, Northern Soul ‘offers invited’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
‘You mean it’s not Dr Pepper?’ says Sacramento policeman 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Libyan gvt, says Saif Gaddafi will get a fair trial, then he’ll be executed 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
BBC apologise for Friday's repeat of Children in Need 2010 0
medici2471 3 years
Cauliflower ear found in cauliflower cheese 2
nickb 3 years
Neil Tennant Gets 'Right To Buy' 3
mpaterson 3 years

Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys has finally been granted the right to buy. Previously Tennant had only been able to rent himself, but after a protracted legal battle he can now change his name to...

Hove man upset that the Inland Revenue 'still get you' at the seaside 2
Smart Alex 3 years
Fair, posthumous, trial pledge for Gaddafi son 0
apepper 3 years

Libyan authorities have vowed that Colonel Gaddafi's son, Saif al-Islam, will receive a fair and open trial. "We welcome foreign doctors to attend the autopsy.", said a spokesman...

Time Travellers evicted from Londinium Farm 2
bonjonelson 3 years
Basil D'olivera dies at 80. At least he had a good innings! 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Demi Moore and Karcher split. "He was all washed up" 1
dvo4fun 3 years
Newt Gingrich Steals Christmas 0
mpaterson 3 years
Lenin's body set for world tour to mark revolution centenary. 0
nickb 3 years

Moscow mausoleum to house "guest remains" during absence. One of the most important figures of the 20th century will embark on a world tour of personal appearances in 2017. But Vladmir Illich Lenin...

Saif Gadaffi loses game of hide and seek 0
victimms 3 years

More later...

Bishops; "God should consider his position" 0
apepper 3 years

18 bishops have written an open letter calling for God to resign. "He's sending such mixed messages; I don't know whether to support gay marriages - it feels wrong, but I'd like the wedding presents....

God releases new 10 commandments for modern tablets 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Children in Need Record Smashed, CD Broken and Podcast Deleted 0
Immunis 3 years

I'll get my coat...

Berlusconi "to play the Dame in Aladdin" 2
FlashArry 3 years

The Redditch Players pantomime has been given an added boost this year by the surprise booking of the Italian ex-Premier. Production Manager Leon Stirling takes up the story. "We were looking for...

Navigation chaos as Saville tomb alters Magnetic North 5
Newsquelch 3 years

“We’d always though the variation in magnetic North was a natural occurrence caused by the shifting mass of molten Iron at the Earth’s core” said an expert from the Royal Observatory. “but...

UN to interview Einstein about possibility of time travel. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Doctors should no longer 'declare patients dead' 2
Perks 3 years

Following an increase in the death rate among people forced into poverty, the government has announced plans to take the responsibility of declaring people dead out of doctors' hands, and give it to...

Gadaffi's son found Saif & well. 0
MADJEZ 3 years