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Julia Bradbury preparing for a walk down to the shops

Television presenter Julia Bradbury is reported to be preparing for a walk from her home down to her local Waitrose. 'It's Julia's most ambitious project so far,' said a BBC Television spokeswoman....

roybland 01.02.13 7:35pm
Beckham donates salary to D.Beckham Foundation 0
custard cream 01.02.13 6:51pm
custard cream
British Basketball wins on late rebound 0
custard cream 01.02.13 6:49pm
custard cream
Seabirds found covered in ambergris. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 01.02.13 6:14pm
Al OPecia
Infant school beach trip blamed for waxy substance on seabirds.

MADJEZ 01.02.13 5:28pm
Doctors advise Dave Pelzer books should not be read by manic depressives

look it up!...

custard cream 01.02.13 5:22pm
custard cream
TV stars Fenella and Chorlton found trashed by local residents 0
charlies_hat 01.02.13 4:55pm
Skips: Are they wheelie bins ? Asks Jonathan Ross. 0
MADJEZ 01.02.13 4:23pm
15,000 more convicted murderers ask for their drugs offences to be considered

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Midfield Diamond 01.02.13 4:04pm
Platitudes to become available on prescription...

Doctors are being asked to cut down the number of drugs they prescribe to their patients, and offer a range of platitudes instead. Michael Morton, spokesman for the British Medical Association, said...

Tripod 01.02.13 3:35pm
Condiment reporter refuses to name his sauces 5
One Line Only 01.02.13 3:06pm
Stricken birds were from “our new seabird range”, says KFC...

“The mistake was ours”, admitted Peter Schwartz, Head of Condiments at KFC. “The birds escaped from our laboratory while we were testing out some new recipes. In our efforts to ensure a...

Tripod 01.02.13 2:52pm
Confusion as Scrap Dealer Arrives at Pearly Gates

St Peter returns from office after checking dealer's eligibilty for admission, to find gates missing...

Titus 01.02.13 2:46pm
Pfizer's New Windows 8 Tablets: Fast Boot Up But Auto Shutdown After 1 Hour.

Pfizer's New Windows 8 Tablets, launched this week at BETT, London, prove to be fast at booting up, but are equally quick to auto shutdown. "This has caused some embarrassment to say the least",...

foxinthewalls 01.02.13 2:09pm
sea birds covered in sticky substance.....

.. misprint...

Media pirate 01.02.13 2:07pm
Media pirate
Plans to '3d print' Abu Qatada to Jordan

Plans to '3d print' Abu Qatada to Jordan have been contested on the grounds that materials used will have been extracted by use of torture...

Media pirate 01.02.13 2:06pm
Media pirate
Beyonce to lip sync-new generation odour-eater commercials

Allegedly the voice-overs will be actual performances, using sophisticated audio visual peograms to throw out the lip-syncre-creating the magic of the original TV classic...

Media pirate 01.02.13 1:56pm
Media pirate
Rubbish bin collector seeks new hobby 3
Psycadelic Squirrel 01.02.13 1:53pm
Rebecca to replace Samantha in radio panel game 2
nickb 01.02.13 1:45pm
Cumbria rejects Bond villain’s plan for underground bunker...

Brian Horden, Chief Planning Officer for Cumbria County Council, has turned down a planning application by evil genius, Ernst Stavro Blofeld, to build an underground bunker beneath the mountains of...

Tripod 01.02.13 12:56pm
Charity shop alert: Boxers and briefs may contain traces of nuts 2
weematt 01.02.13 12:31pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Alex Reid issues Watermelon warning

In an open letter to "Fruit and Veg Lovers Weekly", sex-dungeon dweller and noted cross-dresser, Alex Reid has issued a stark warning to those contemplating the purchase of Watermelons. "If you've...

webcast 01.02.13 11:53am
Dick Everyman
Sperm whale earwax and ambergris blamed for Dorset seabird disaster 0
simonjmr 01.02.13 11:32am
Burger scandal. Dressage schools responsible for mincing horses. 0
weematt 01.02.13 10:59am
Glue industry in crisis as Burger King releases new 'Flame Grilled Trotter'

Have it your neigh...

kimllfixit 01.02.13 9:53am
Prince keeps being hit with drum sticks since changing his name to cymbal.

1990's topical!...

One Line Only 01.02.13 9:53am
One Line Only
New Agency Created to Supervise Independent Police Complaints Commission

"IPCCcom" - which in turn will be answerable to the IPCCcom Supervisory Authority., (More, indefinitely )...

Titus 01.02.13 9:20am
Argentina Object to Presence of British Representatives at Falklands Discussions

In fact, object to the presence of anyone except members of the ruling Argentine "Front for Victory" and "Judicialist" parties...

Titus 01.02.13 9:13am
Uproar among Top Gear viewers as unlikely race results in clear winner

Fans of the popular BBC car-based entertainment show Top Gear have complained in their hundreds after the first episode of the new series saw a race across the Sahara desert fail to produce the sort...

Vertically Challenged Giant 01.02.13 1:20am
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Traces of meat found in poor people's diet says IDS

Minute traces of meat have been found in some meals consumed by poor people, according to the Department of Work and Pensions secretary Iain Duncan Smith. Mr Smith said he had long suspected that...

roybland 01.02.13 1:16am