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paulo 3 years

Hosepipe Protesters May Face Water Cannon Threatens Minister!...

Jewish grandma wins Open. 0
nickb 3 years

hat tip to Michael Rosen, who is not on this site...

Arsenal FC To Take Over The 'Blue Bottom' Dance Rights..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.For the rest of the seasonmaybe. (Liked the little shuffle at the end)...

Christian who wore pious look at work loses appeal 0
roybland 3 years

A nightclub bouncer who was told by his employer to stop wearing a pious look at work, has lost his appeal for wrongful dismissal. Peter 'Knuckles' Lobb, a doorman and bouncer at the Seven Deadly...

Pope beatifies CSL after "Sofa delivered by Easter" miracle 0
antharrison 3 years

His Holiness Pope Benedict has announced the beatification of sofa company CSL after a new three piece suite and matching coffee table was delivered to the Vatican on Easter Saturday, almost 12 hours...

Garden cheat hid hose in sock drawer. 0
weematt 3 years
Ex PM Gordon Brown sells at Dundee Car Boot Sale for £1.50 9
Stan 3 years

Former Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, was sold at a Dundee Car Boot Sale on Sunday for a knock down price of £1.50. Vendors Eric and Maureen Anderson who were manning their stall at the Errol...

Camilla's damn cross 0
Sinnick 3 years
Withdrawn iPhone magnifying glass app was "useless at burning ants" 2
Haywood Manley 3 years
Plain women react to glamorous Daily Mail journalist's revelations 2
weematt 3 years

A campaigning web site has been created as social networks reacted to the news that a glamorous woman journalist was getting all sorts of tax free perks due to her self confessed stunning looks. The...

Richard 'Donkey' Dawkins denies name has any link to penis size 3
Imaginary Monster or am I 3 years

Richard 'Dick' Dawkins was said to be 'as mad as hell' with rumours that his nickname 'Donkey' had anything to do with animal related thansport as related in the bible. A source also denied that it...

Bubba's victory celebrated in prisons worldwide 0
Yikes 3 years
Jesus loses the traditional Easter Monday marble juggling contest 1
simonjmr 3 years

Comes third in the stone rolling, unplaced in cheese rolling and forth in big snorkelling, More soon...

‘Bit of a c***’ permitted to remain in UK 5
Gong of Fur 3 years

In a controversial judgement, the Supreme Court has ruled that under the Human Rights Act a man universally regarded as a bit of a c*** cannot be extradited from the UK. The man, known only as Mr...

Road to Damascus revelation "caused by boy with laser pointer" 0
Yikes 3 years
North Korea's firework display to be best ever, says Kim Jong-Un. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Local man spends all weekend trying to install USB device drivers 3
Dumbnews 3 years
Oxford in surprise third place in boat race 1
apepper 3 years

Beaten by Wolverhampton poly...

Samsonite's clumsy detective cracks case 0
apepper 3 years

More to follow...

Iceberg claims it was only protesting about elitism on the Titanic. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Nation grinds to a halt as Home Office website blocked on bank holiday weekend. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More well-timed disruption soon...

Nice eggs, shame about the boat race 0
Nails UK 3 years
MI5, MI6 and M62 new targets for Anonymous "High volume of traffic" attacks 0
Nails UK 3 years
Pope admits he doesn't know difference between Good and Evil, Likes Hitler 0
SimonJJames 3 years

After the Pope's traditional Easter message today reaction was flooding in at his outrageous statement that he no longer knows the difference between good and evil. Whilst smoking a filterless...

Dyson launches bagless colonic irrigator for use during hosepipe ban 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Women finally get the vote as man throws himself in front of boat race 0
nickb 3 years
Al Qaeda suicide kamikazee safely returns plane to base 0
Dumbnews 3 years
If "Opposites attract", then how do "Birds of a feather flock together"? 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Cameron - "Above us, only Sky" 0
Location 3 years
EU moots killing 6,000,000 Germans in holocaust reconciliation gesture 0
Yikes 3 years